Pope
January 1st, 2009, 03:45 AM
Let's celebrate Innergoat's birthday. Everyone give him a warm applause on reaching is ninety ninth.
Here's his life story:
Innergoat went to the local drug store and asked the pharmacist for Viagra. The pharmacist said, "That's no problem. How many do you want?"
"Just a few, maybe 4, but cut each one in 4 pieces."
"That won't do you any good."
"That's all right. I don't need them for sex anymore as I am 99 today.
"I just want my penis to stick out far enough so I don't pee on my shoes."
Here's his life story:
Innergoat went to the local drug store and asked the pharmacist for Viagra. The pharmacist said, "That's no problem. How many do you want?"
"Just a few, maybe 4, but cut each one in 4 pieces."
"That won't do you any good."
"That's all right. I don't need them for sex anymore as I am 99 today.
"I just want my penis to stick out far enough so I don't pee on my shoes."