fuck my life

[StankBacon]

http://fmylife.com/


some funny shit on there.

[Ganon]

and I come here thinking im going to have to stop you from killing yourself porker...

[StankBacon]

lewl, i knew some people would think i was being emo.

[Bodzilla]

gah, dont play with my heart strings like that bacon >:|

[FlyingStone]

dammit I though bacon was killing himself...

[L0d3x]

Lol, "The night I was gonna tell my best friend I'm in love with her, she told me she was a Lesbian."

:lol:

[n00b1n8R]

I thought bacon was going to emorant and I would get to rage at him. :smith:

IDG what I'm looking at. A bunch of emo "my life sucks baaaaw" posts? I could get that on /b/ anytime.

[Joshflighter]

This one is funny:

" met this girl at a bar on Friday, we had some drinks and ended up going home together. On Sunday I met up with my close friend from college and he introduces me to his girlfriend from the first time and guess who it is. FML"

Lmao.

[Hotrod]

There's some pretty funny stuff on there, but man, you made me worried there for a few seconds.

[t3h m00kz]

Aw man, saw the title and had my hopes up that you would become an hero to save us all.

I'm fucking kidding btw ahaha

[FlyingStone]

I can hear my parents having sex in the next room. FML

oh wow...

My dad is having an affair with my best friend, who is also a guy. My mom doesn't have a clue. FML

heh,

I got caught in a dog fighting ring, went to prison, and lost my NFL career. FML

[Rentafence]

My girlfriend confessed to me that she wants to dress me up with her clothes, with wig and makeup! FML

It's on page 2.

[Heathen]

The three threads in the recent threads were just:
Fuck My life
Suicide Survival
Just do it.



It's on page 2.

E: I commented it

[Joshflighter]

I don't see it on page 2.. lol.

Edit: Nvm, I see it D:

[Heathen]

I have sex with a man who calls himself Heathen and his giant penis rips my vagina asunder.
FML.

I wonder if the moderators will take it :/

[n00b1n8R]

My girlfriend confessed to me that she wants to dress me up with her clothes, with wig and makeup! FML

Which one of you beuties posted that? :lmao:

[L0d3x]

I think most of those messages are fake though.

[FluffyDucky™]

As if, there's like so many people in this world I'm sure each quote has happened to at least one person... even if some are made up. :)

[Rosco]

bacon man u got me worried :saddowns:

[FRain]

My neighbor enjoys mowing the lawn at 4am. FML

.... LMAO LMAO

E:
I came home from the bar last night to see my best friend having sex with my mom. He is acting like nothing happened. I can't get that image out of my head. FML

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA


When I was 12 me and my sister heard a buzzing noise in our parents bedroom. We go to investigate. Its in a drawer. We open it up. Battery operated dildo. FML


RAWFUL


When I was 13 years old I would always rummage through my parents room looking for porn videos. One time I found a fairly large box in my Mom's closet. I stick my hand inside and feel around and can't figure out what's in there. I pull it down and discover it's filled with 10 dildos and lube. FML

........ ROFL ROFL

[ICEE]

Frain. Your at about a 10. we need you at about a 6.

Funny though.

[nooBBooze]

WHERE'S THE DRAMA <:mad:>
thread title is misleading tbh

[cheezdue]

"Today, I dropped my keys in the sewer. The duplicates are inside my locked car. FML"

LMAO

[Corndogman]

"My girlfriend had an abortion 4 months ago against my wishes. She said that i didn't make enough money. Now she's 11 weeks pregnant, and her new boyfriend's a pilot with Delta Airlines. I would normally be happy for her, and forgive and forget, but i just found out she gave me herpes. FML"

loool

[Geo]

Omg lol. That was great.

[blind]

bacon man u got me worried :saddowns:
hopes up?

[PlasbianX]

This site is so :awesome: I think i might submit something.

[CabooseJr]

"I got a toaster for christmas but I don't have toastbread. FML"

I loled.

[Rosco]

hopes up?


bacon tastes real good i wouldnt want it to 'fuck' its life :embarrassed:

[dark57]

Aw i thought this was a suicide thread :(.

[Bodzilla]

I have dark hairs growing on my chest, nipples and stomach... I'm a 19 year old girl. FML
looooolll

[blind]

Aw i thought this was a suicide thread :(.
Yeah the jokes over.

[Bodzilla]

Besides being in debt, with no car, no job, and no friends, I have a sinking loneliness everyday. I am worried that I will spend the rest of my life alone, with no partner, no children, and nothing accomplished. What makes this more unnerving is that I fully enjoy being alone. FML

fucking story of my life :smith:

[dark57]

Yeah the jokes over.

Sorry i was late.

"I can hear my parents having sex in the next room. FML"
:gonk:

[m13120]

Who wrote

I just scored a single point less than the required score to graduate with honors at my school. FML

The username was ModacityUser.

E: Also sorry to hear that, whoever posted.

[dark57]

Who wrote

I just scored a single point less than the required score to graduate with honors at my school. FML

The username was ModacityUser.

I think its bacon.

[Bad Waffle]

heh, i just wrote some.

[n00b1n8R]

Besides being in debt, with no car, no job, and no friends, I have a sinking loneliness everyday. I am worried that I will spend the rest of my life alone, with no partner, no children, and nothing accomplished. What makes this more unnerving is that I fully enjoy being alone. FML

fucking story of my life :smith:
:v:

[ultama121]

The best part is probably how you can organize it by sex. :awesome:



My girlfriend left a message on my phone. It was just the sounds of her having sex with somebody. She's gone out on me before. FML
Jesus...

[dark57]

"When I was 13 years old I would always rummage through my parents room looking for porn videos. One time I found a fairly large box in my Mom's closet. I stick my hand inside and feel around and can't figure out what's in there. I pull it down and discover it's filled with 10 dildos and lube. FML "

LMAO!

[FlyingStone]

Received phone call from my employer. "Happy Birthday!! How's your vacation going? How's the weather in Florida?...That's great. Well, we have some news for you; we're laying you off effective today." FML

[SnaFuBAR]

Dark57 keeps posting old shit in this thread FML

[Heathen]

Dark57 keeps posting old shit in this thread FML

rofl

[PlasbianX]

Who wrote

I just scored a single point less than the required score to graduate with honors at my school. FML

The username was ModacityUser.

E: Also sorry to hear that, whoever posted.

That would be me.

[n00b1n8R]

self pwnd. :x

[Donut]

omfg
#46 I'm gay but confined to a wheelchair, so I'm never getting any, and even if I were I'm impotent; the only reason anyone touches me there is because I can't pee on my own. FML
:lmao:
#40 I was doing a benefit marathon, and about a mile before the finish line, I wanted so much to go to the restroom. There was no restroom or place to wash in sight. I had to run the last mile and cross the finish line with shit in my pants. FML

#35 At a party I drank a beer that I thought was mine, but it wasn't and someone had put out their cigarette in it. FML

#85 My brother likes me... WTF??? WHY ME??? FML

#157 I asked for an Playstation 3 this christmas, so, when I saw a big box that looked like a playstation, I got really excited and my parents were there and everything looked like it really was something big, so I start to scratch the wrapper and surprise... it was a lamp. FML
comments lol:
Grownup wrote 4 days, 12 hours ago
You can do more with a lamp than a Playstation. Your parents did you a favor. When you figure that out, your life won't be f*****.

[Random]

This kind of site is old, I have been laughing my ass off at sites like this and http://grouphug.us/ which was the first one I saw. And yes its funny :D

[ICEE]

This kind of site is old, I have been laughing my ass off at sites like this and http://grouphug.us/ which was the first one I saw. And yes its funny :D

Nothing on that site is funny.

[Bodzilla]

i read everything last night lol.

have to wait a few weeks until mores up D:

[FluffyDucky™]

Everything? How long did that take.. wtf.....

[Heathen]

Fact: The sexiest people in the world all read Group Hug. Speak to them.
lul

[Pooky]

and I come here thinking im going to have to convince you to kill yourself porker...

:saddowns:

[Snowy]

This kind of site is old, I have been laughing my ass off at sites like this and http://grouphug.us/ which was the first one I saw. And yes its funny :D
bwhwhahhahaha from that site:



275992404 (http://grouphug.us/confessions/275992404)
I am a guy and i like to stick cucumbers up my ass.



0 hugs

[nooBBooze]

Well, at least its not a fucking Jar.
:(



Also, hugged.

[PlasbianX]

Well, at least its not a fucking Jar.
:(



Also, hugged.

Oh god. That video... ouch... X__x

[Bodzilla]

I just found out my catholic priest molested two of my best friends when i was a kid and they just won a 1.5 million dollar lawsuit. Why didn't father Jamal find me attractive. FML

:gonk:

[Heathen]

BHAHAHA, fucking win.