Hello

[God]

I haven't noticed a section for new user introductions, and there doesn't seem to be any rule against it, so hello, I'm God. Neat forum you guys have here.

[JunkfoodMan]

why is jesus your avatar

[God]

Why is your avatar black and white with a colored santa hat? Is the depature from grayscale supposed to be symbolic of how Christmas, the birth of Jesus, my son and your savior, hallowed be his name, is able to bring brightness and color to the Earth with my teachings to deliver humankind from evil?

[Bodzilla]

cool story bro.

[thehoodedsmack]

My first inclination is that this is a "test of faith" (hurf durf) of the new "don't reply to spam" rule.

If not, my apologies, and welcome to the forum.

[God]

No trickery here. I just wanted to stay in character with the name. I'll knock that shit off.

[Bodzilla]

2nd option.

he's not here for the good of the forums.
just ignore this people, and if you see this and dont reply, send me a Pm quoting this post and i'll +17 rep as soon as i can.

faggot mods are all asleep.

[God]

The good of the forums? I wasn't aware this was a communist website. Sorry for signing up.

[Bodzilla]

you might be the God from the hiv forums a few years ago, but i'll wait for bacon on that.

till then ignore him cause chances are he's just the spammer the sites been advertising against.

[Mr Buckshot]

God, you were high when you made Masterz1337.

[CodeBrain]

2nd option.

he's not here for the good of the forums.
just ignore this people, and if you see this and dont reply, send me a Pm quoting this post and i'll +17 rep as soon as i can.

faggot mods are all asleep.


Fuck you and your incredibly high rep.

:saddowns:

[Reaper Man]

God does not exist therefore this thread does not exist. I'm posting in a paradox guize.

[paladin]

Forgive me father for I have sinned.

[Heathen]

Why is your avatar black and white with a colored santa hat?

its sepia

[dark57]

So god why were you in jail?

[LinkandKvel]

Am I going to heaven?

[ExAm]

Why is your avatar black and white with a colored santa hat? Is the depature from grayscale supposed to be symbolic of how Christmas, the birth of Jesus, my son and your savior, hallowed be his name, is able to bring brightness and color to the Earth with my teachings to deliver humankind from evil?Ah, but you are God the father, Jesus is God the son, and then there's God the holy ghost, so technically you are Jesus anyway, so your avatar works :v:

Crazy christians, claiming to be monotheistic

[DrunkenSamus]

Your committing a sin by even implying that you're God. You fail, sir.

[Heathen]

The rosary itself is a sin.

How can you make idolism a sin when they prey to Mary also :confused:

Sin cant hurt the heathens :D

[n00b1n8R]

If you're god, why don't you already know the answers to these questions? :downs:

[Heathen]

He dropped character guys....you can let it go.

Welcome guy.

[Kornman00]

God has been banned for 7 days. Partially due to irony...and because he decided to post a man's penis in a user's visitor message. Perhaps god should have read the AUP.