Broken Dicks.

[blind]

Anyone had this?
http://www.ibrokemypenis.com/
Discuss.

[armoman92]

:eek:

[FluffyDucky™]

LMFAO how is it even possible? :S

[Snowy]

ouch.

[mech]

It is possible. If your partner sucks at dick riding it'll happen.

[Rook]

Uh. Ol' fashion slip dick. :suicide:

[MetKiller Joe]

Ouch.

[ultama121]

This is horrible. :gonk: Why do people write online about their broken dicks?

[Rook]

This is horrible. :gonk: Why do people write online about their broken dicks?
Well if you broke your dick would you tell your best male friend?

[blind]

To create awareness

[Heathen]

To create lulz
ftfy

[n00b1n8R]

I've had a similar experience.

:gonk:

[Heathen]

your penis is broken dude?

[SnaFuBAR]

ask kalub about this.

[Sel]

Causes

In the western world the most common cause, accounting for about 30%-50% of cases, is intercourse. Of those, woman-on-top positions (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sexual_positions#Receiving_partner_on_top) resulting in impact against the female pelvis (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pelvis) or perineum (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Perineum) and bending laterally are most common.


Not trying that.

[dark57]

Not trying that.
Same.

[Heathen]

Not trying that.
Uh, why not?

Eliminating all "women-on top" positions leaves you with a limited repertoire of positions...

You would be a terrible lay.

[Needles]

I can't help but feel sligtly mean for laughing at him, but still, :lmao:.

[Heathen]

his own fault.

he had a partner that knew what she was doing and he couldn't keep up.

[LinkandKvel]

his own fault.

he had a partner that knew what she was doing and he couldn't keep up.:lmao:

[n00b1n8R]

his own fault.

he had a partner that knew what she was doing and he couldn't keep up.
No.

[Hotrod]

So, what exactly is this site?

[Heathen]

Yes.


Two can play that game.

[blind]

Not trying that.
Sex?
Thats too bad.

[LlamaMaster]

If a chick breaks your dick, then it just ain't that thick.

[Rook]

If a chick breaks your dick, then it just ain't that thick.
Situation. You are having sex with an obese chick, you let her ride.

[cheezdue]

The first thing you must do if you are ever in this situation is panic. Panic because your manhood is officially on the line.


Stroke penis to make sure this is not a dream, if a squeal ensues, there is a solid, or lack thereof, chance that your penis has indeed been broken
If swelling commences, look immediately to who or what did this to you and blame them entirely
Immediate acquire morphine or some other painkiller



LMAO

[FluffyDucky™]

LOL

[Phopojijo]

Uh, why not?

Eliminating all "women-on top" positions leaves you with a limited repertoire of positions...

You would be a terrible lay.Worse with a broken penis :p

[Heathen]

Situation. You are having sex with an obese chick, you let her ride.
You wouldn't slip out anyways, that clamburger has extra rolls to guide it back in. All the back sweat will converge into that area to make it extra slippery and the years of thighs rubbing together makes it extra smoothe so it wont get caught anywhere :eng101:

[Disaster]

You wouldn't slip out anyways, that clamburger has extra rolls to guide it back in. All the back sweat will converge into that area to make it extra slippery and the years of thighs rubbing together makes it extra smoothe so it wont get caught anywhere :eng101:
Oh damn, I have this incredibly gross picture of an obese chick now :gonk:

[Heathen]

And I have this one

http://i396.photobucket.com/albums/pp48/heathencopypasta/untitled.jpg (http://i396.photobucket.com/albums/pp48/heathencopypasta/untitled.jpg)

[Reaper Man]

History of My Penis

My penis and I have become pretty good friends throughout the years. We've been together through thick and thin. Mostly thick. Phezar, as it was named, has never failed me. He has been through some rough times though I must say. He has been beaten through the years and may have officially just been fed up from being packaged so tightly between my legs that he just burst in anger.


Fuckin' lol

[Heathen]

read that hahah