View Full Version : FUCK YOU, EVERYBODY
Rob Oplawar
March 16th, 2009, 06:40 PM
The world is great, but the people in it suck. Y'all know who you are.
This is why I have decided, without further ado, to drop my career driving myself crazy writing code that makes rich people's lives just a little bit less challenging because as we all know, the less work you have to do, the better life is. :mad: Instead, I'm going to devote my life to driving myself crazy writing code that will eventually become the technological Singularity, deem us all useless bags of mostly water, and bring about the machine revolution, ushering in a new era of productivity and advancement towards the ultimate goal of knowing all there is to know in the universe.
http://www.oblius.com/images/blogs/middle-finger.jpg
FUCK YOU, HUMAN RACE.
sdavis117
March 16th, 2009, 06:44 PM
Good luck with Skynet.
n00b1n8R
March 16th, 2009, 06:47 PM
So are you working towards the Matrix scenario or the Terminator scenario?
SnaFuBAR
March 16th, 2009, 06:51 PM
i'm going with terminator
InnerGoat
March 16th, 2009, 06:58 PM
u no code rite
sdavis117
March 16th, 2009, 07:00 PM
How about devoting your time to making free programs that makes us poor people's lives easier?
Boo Diddly
March 16th, 2009, 07:26 PM
How about devoting your time to making free programs that makes us poor people's lives easier?
Well, he did say he won't be writing code for rich people. Might be working on some version of Linux.
I was half expecting something along the lines of I'm leaving Modacity. =P
Mr Buckshot
March 16th, 2009, 07:30 PM
Make VIKI from I Robot pl0x. Screw terminator/matrix, I, Robot pwned.
Corndogman
March 16th, 2009, 08:22 PM
Make sex robots please.
Warsaw
March 16th, 2009, 08:28 PM
BUTLERIAN JIHAAAAAAAAD!
I like your plan.
RobertGraham
March 16th, 2009, 08:29 PM
Well, make cool stuff I guess. Ask if people are rich before you take requests though
DEElekgolo
March 16th, 2009, 08:37 PM
Make an AI.
sdavis117
March 16th, 2009, 08:41 PM
Why not just make a program to hack into the Pentagon and detonate every nuke the US has?
legionaire45
March 16th, 2009, 08:42 PM
Make a sex robot.
That fucks people to death.
rossmum
March 16th, 2009, 08:42 PM
Why not just make a program to hack into the Pentagon and detonate every nuke the US has?
I seem to recall him saying he loves the world but hates humanity, so there's your answer
n00b1n8R
March 16th, 2009, 08:55 PM
Viral warfare, learn it!
Con
March 16th, 2009, 08:57 PM
write some code to make it stop snowing here, srsly, its fucking spring break
itszutak
March 16th, 2009, 09:07 PM
Need a Durandal heah
Bodzilla
March 16th, 2009, 09:32 PM
The world is great, but the people in it suck. Y'all know who you are.
This is why I have decided, without further ado, to drop my career driving myself crazy writing code that makes rich people's lives just a little bit less challenging because as we all know, the less work you have to do, the better life is. :mad: Instead, I'm going to devote my life to driving myself crazy writing code that will eventually become the technological Singularity, deem us all useless bags of mostly water, and bring about the machine revolution, ushering in a new era of productivity and advancement towards the ultimate goal of knowing all there is to know in the universe.
http://www.oblius.com/images/blogs/middle-finger.jpg
FUCK YOU, HUMAN RACE.
so hows that 28 hour day scheme working out for you :downs:
rossmum
March 16th, 2009, 09:37 PM
write some code to make it stop snowing here, srsly, its fucking spring break
what kind of stupid idea is this snow owns
Rob Oplawar
March 16th, 2009, 09:40 PM
so hows that 28 hour day scheme working out for you :downs:
FUCK YOU.
Where's my coffee?!
Sel
March 16th, 2009, 09:40 PM
hey rob make a tf2 servrer app :downs:
Boo Diddly
March 16th, 2009, 10:02 PM
FUCK YOU.
Where's my coffee?!
heres your coffee, unfortunatly the only way I know how to make it is in lua =P
function GetCoffee(hour,type)
local strong;
if(type==nil)then type = "decaf" end
for i=1, hour, 1 do
strong=strong+1;
end
if(strong>20)then type = "regular" end
return BrewCoffee(strong,type)
end
legionaire45
March 16th, 2009, 10:18 PM
So, do you have terminal access to the world yet?
ICEE
March 16th, 2009, 10:31 PM
first things first: find a way to make us gingerkids born without freckles on the balls. Seriously, help a brother out here.
Heathen
March 16th, 2009, 10:32 PM
I was expecting another "I'm gtfoing modacity" too.
Inferno
March 16th, 2009, 11:04 PM
I was expecting another "I'm gtfoing modacity" too.
Like that other dooder who came back after like 3 days.
But yeah I didn't read that first post but I got the general idea.
Terin
March 16th, 2009, 11:23 PM
Need a Durandal heahWhat could go wron...
OH HELL THE MADDS ARE EVERYWHERE
English Mobster
March 16th, 2009, 11:30 PM
first things first: find a way to make us gingerkids born without freckles on the balls. Seriously, help a brother out here.
I have one on my dick, but not one on my balls.
Also, Terminator FTW.
legionaire45
March 17th, 2009, 12:19 AM
You guys should get your respective tumors checked out by a trained medical professional.
itszutak
March 17th, 2009, 02:34 AM
What could go wron...
OH HELL THE MADDS ARE EVERYWHERE
hey its okay for the first couple hundred years
CN3089
March 17th, 2009, 05:18 AM
Make a sex robot.
That fucks people to death.
emptyquote
rossmum
March 17th, 2009, 07:26 PM
I have one on my dick, but not one on my balls.
Also, Terminator FTW.
thanks for the details
Gwunty
March 17th, 2009, 07:32 PM
hey its okay for the first couple hundred years
then someone starts getting abducted to save the human race.
Pooky
March 18th, 2009, 05:20 PM
then someone starts getting abducted to save the human race.
But not without murdering every last human he sees.
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