Woman tries to impregnate her wife with a turkey syringe full of her brother's semen

[n00b1n8R]

In Pittsfield (http://maps.google.com/maps?ll=42.45,-73.2458333333&spn=0.1,0.1&q=42.45,-73.2458333333%20%28Pittsfield%2C%20Massachusetts%2 9&t=h), MA Stephanie K. Lighten, 26, allegedly (http://www.postchronicle.com/news/strange/article_212215131.shtml)tried to artificially impregnate her wife Jennifer A. Lighten, 33, against her will. Jennifer Lighten told police that her wife was “all liquored up” when she allegedly tried to use a syringe to inseminate her, and that Stephanie had been talking about trying to impregnate her for some time. According to the police report “Jennifer said that Stephanie had a ‘turkey baster and her brother’s semen in a sealed container.’ Jennifer said she told Stephanie that she didn’t want to get pregnant.” (According to police the ‘turkey baster’ was actually a large syringe with a catheter tip.)

That’s allegedly when Stephanie threw Jennifer on the couch, grabbed at her clothes and threatened to impregnate her.
Jennifer broke free, ran into the bathroom and locked the door. When Stephanie broke the bathroom door down, she hurt her wrist in the process, and Jennifer escaped when Stephanie went to get an ice pack from the freezer. Jennifer attempted to get away in the couple’s SUV and as she tried to pull away, Stephanie jumped on the side of car and made Jennifer stop. A witness at the scene claimed Stephanie “was hanging on the SUV door handle, trying to get into the car.” Police arrived at the scene and arrested a very intoxicated Stephanie Lighten outside her home.
Police then confiscated the weapon, plus a container of semen and some aluminum foil, which was originally was used to hold the semen. Nicholas Lighten, Stephanie Lighten’s brother, was the donor, according to officers.
http://lezgetreal.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/m_287e576eba2840d2977c76976b840253-150x127.jpgJennifer Lighten and Stephanie Lighten

However, Pittsfield Detective Thomas H. Harrington said Jennifer Lighten declined to go forward with any charges of assault with intent to rape, because she did not believe Stephanie was going to sexually assault her with the syringe. Stephanie K. Lighten has been charged with domestic assault and battery.
She was released on personal recognizance (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Recognizance) after denying the allegations in Central Berkshire District Court last Wednesday.
Before her release, Central Berkshire District Court Judge Rita S. Koenigs cautioned Lighten to “refrain from abuse” and to return to court for an April 29 pretrial hearing. Neither of the Lighten’s has returned LGR’s requests for comments at the time of publication. Stephanie Lighten’s MySpace page is now set to private.
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So who managed to read that without going what the fuck?

[Mr Buckshot]

Whoever thinks that artificial insemination is possible this way needs to go back to high school.

Ugh. But then again, this type of stupidity really isn't that surprising.

[Heathen]

The title cut off is misleading...

Woman tries to impregnate her wife with a turkey...
and weird

[Reaper Man]

Whoever thinks that artificial insemination is possible this way needs to go back to high school.

Ugh. But then again, this type of stupidity really isn't that surprising.
Uh, sex for procreation = semen via penis into vagina. Turkey baster = pseudo penis. It's not guaranteed to work, but technically it should.

[Hotrod]

Uh, sex for procreation = semen via penis into vagina. Turkey baster = pseudo penis. It's not guaranteed to work, but technically it should.
Yeah, I was just thinking that. But, the thing is, it all depends on how old the semen is. Correct me if I'm wrong, but after a few days, a lot of the semen will have died, right?

And man, that situation is quite fucked up, not much else to say.

[Sel]

they are fucking ugly

[Snowy]

they are fucking ugly
But love is beautiful.


lesbians should only be lesbians if they're hot

[RobertGraham]

they are fucking ugly
yar

and wtf, just go straight if you want to get pregnant :|

[LinkandKvel]

lesbians should only be lesbians if they're hot
no because then we'll run out of hot ones.

[LunawolfGirl]

Okay, what the fuck is wrong with the news these days?

[ICEE]

wow. Probably fortunate that she didn't end up being a mother anyways.

Also

Question: How did she get a hold of her brothers semen anyways?

[Heathen]

Why not?



If you had a lesbian sister you'd put it to her right? /sarcasm

[Syuusuke]

Kinky.

[legionaire45]

2 people added to my list of "shreddables". Thank you humanity.

[TVTyrant]

Wow. Just...Wow. Im speechless. Ima go play guitar...........

[CN3089]

lesbians should only be lesbians if they're hot

hey thanks for that blatant homophobia forums poster Snowy!!



get out

[StankBacon]

fucking dumb bitches.

[Pooky]

hey thanks for that blatant homophobia forums poster Snowy!!



get out

fuck you beat me to it >_>

also syringe fetish ftw

[Dwood]

Eh whao.... That's... I just can't find words for that... Is there anything worse than that?

Except for the Dad whom sodomized his son who sodomized his sister.

[Phopojijo]

Violent rape.
Serious and constant domestic abuse.
Child prostitution...

There are many things worse.

[teh lag]

Eh whao.... That's... I just can't find words for that... Is there anything worse than that?

Except for the Dad whom sodomized his son who sodomized his sister.

Well, at least that had a twisted element of poetic justice to it.

[Dwood]

Well, at least that had a twisted element of poetic justice to it.

True... It was pretty poetic.

[rossmum]

Violent rape.
Serious and constant domestic abuse.
Child prostitution...

There are many things worse.
this, although it sucks for her, being chased by a crazed lover with a needle full of semen doesn't sound like a very pleasant experience

[DarkHalo003]

The ways people try to get attention in the real world is astounding. I wonder what will happen next....will the owner's pet Rottweiler allegedly rape the owner? Will the chimp be putting the owner to sleep? Honestly, we have so much more in the world needing to pay attention to media-wise.

[ICEE]

Don't think this one was attention based. I think she wanted a kid. Probably good she didn't get one.

[DarkHalo003]

Don't think this one was attention based. I think she wanted a kid. Probably good she didn't get one.
Yeah true. Also, with a turkey baster? WTF?

[Boo Diddly]

Um... that was just wierd. Definetly don't get her drunk again.

[Snowy]

hey thanks for that blatant homophobia forums poster Snowy!!



get out

I like how people on this forum can't understand a joke.

[Boo Diddly]

I like how people on this forum can't understand a joke.

A joke? A Joke?!? *Stands up and starts to yell...* HOW DARE YOU DEFILE THESE FORUMS WITH A MERE JOKE!


Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. Sexiness is on covers of porno.

[Bodzilla]

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[Atty]

Whoever thinks that artificial insemination is possible this way needs to go back to high school.

Ugh. But then again, this type of stupidity really isn't that surprising.Uh, you do realize people have managed to get pregnant from this method, right?

Oh and I couldn't read the title without going what the fuck, do I win?

[Phopojijo]

Yeah... the first artificial insemination was from a horse actually using a cloth back in the 14th century.

As long as the stuff doesn't die before it does its work it's possible.

[Mr Buckshot]

As long as the stuff doesn't die before it does its work it's possible.

precisely, but the method here sounds way too unsanitary too (can even lead to infection if the syringe is filthy). The article implies the woman had kept the stuff in a container for some time and not just a short while, possibly enough time for the stuff to die (doubt the fridge does the job well enough). From what I've heard, many modern artificial inseminations insert the sperm asap, if not keep it carefully preserved (from sperm banks). sounds like neither was done, hence I doubt it would've worked.

also the women were fugly.

edit: hey cool!



Unofficial history claims that crude attempts to artificially inseminate Juana, the wife of King Henry IV of Castile in the 1400s, was an early endeavor to artificially impregnate an infertile couple.
Milestones in the History of Human Artificial Insemination

1790 – John Hunter first reports artificial insemination in medical literature.
1899 – Efforts begin in Russia to develop practical methods for human artificial insemination.
1909 – Human artificial insemination grows more controversial. The Catholic Church objects to all forms of artificial insemination.
1939 – The first animal, a rabbit, is conceived by artificial insemination.
Mid 1940s – Artificial insemination becomes an established industry. In Nazi Germany, doctors performed artificial insemination experiments on Jews, gypsies and concentration camp internees.
1949 – Scientists develop improved methods of freezing and thawing sperm.
1950 – Cornell University scientists discover that antibiotics can be added to the sperm solution in artificial insemination processes.
1953 – the first successful pregnancy from artificial insemination of frozen sperm is reported.
1970s – The sperm bank industry is developed and aritificial insemination becomes commercialized.

[Boo Diddly]

Yeah... the first artificial insemination was from a horse actually using a cloth back in the 14th century.

As long as the stuff doesn't die before it does its work it's possible.

What demented person decided to do that? How could one think, "If I wank off this horse into this cloth and then use my arm to put this cloth up another horses cannal, I should be able to get her pregnant!"




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