The Guardian and Redemption's Cry

[TeeKup]

Like a tree in a field the Guardian was alone,
Cold and lonely, just like a stone.

When out in the distance he heard a faint cry,
"What is this?" he said with a small glint in his eye.

There was a boy running with great haste,
The Guardian thought there was no time to waste.

When the two met they gave each a stare,
In their eyes, was a great flare.

Before they could speak they were locked in embrace,
Both could feel their hearts beginning to race.

As they held each other with warm intent,
The Guardian had recognized the event.

Meeting the boy, happiness began to fly,
For the Guardian had heard Redemption's Cry.

[Bodzilla]

what am i looking at teek?

[TeeKup]

I am no longer single.

[Bodzilla]

why thank you.

just what i needed while i eat my lunch D:
good job i guess, but you never replied to my Visitor message
<///3~!

[leorimolo]

Guy or Girl if I may ask

[thehoodedsmack]

Sounds kinda like an epic Dr. Seuss. O_o

Some of the rhymes sound forced. I might consider longer stanzas, with a different rhyming pattern.

E: Thought this was more of your work, and not something quite as profound. Congrats!

[TeeKup]

Guy or Girl if I may ask

...Really?

[Warsaw]

@leorimilo



Meeting the boy, happiness began to fly,
For the Guardian had heard Redemption's Cry.
:downs:

Gratz dude. Also, lovely poem.

[ultama121]

Congrats Teek, Congrats.

[Cortexian]

Did he stick it in your pooper yet?

[TVTyrant]

Did he stick it in your pooper yet?
Wow. Way to be an insensitive douchebag dude. You should be proud of that post.

I really like the story that your telling with the words. I should write some guitar lines for it, but the laziness...Oh the laziness...

[Cortexian]

Wow. Way to be an insensitive douchebag dude. You should be proud of that post.
I know I should. As should Teek, because unlike you, he and I go back before Dinosaurs evolved and he went gay. :embarrassed:

[ThePlague]

Congrats man, hope it works out well. Also, nice poem, wish I could write that good.

[Heathen]

Lol lancer.

Congrats teek.

[DaneO'Roo]

Did he stick it in your pooper yet?

[NuggetWarmer]

Did you stick it in his pooper yet?

[Cortexian]

Can I stick it in his pooper yet?

WAIT.

[LinkandKvel]

Did he stick it in your pooper yet?


Did he stick it in your pooper yet?


Did you stick it in his pooper yet?

I would participate in this questionaire but i have a feeling i'd be the odd man out to get infracted......................





Did you even see his pooper yet?

[n00b1n8R]

Is he black or did you go back?

[Bodzilla]

Is he black or did you go back?
Best post in thread by far.

[t3h m00kz]

Ah this thread is great.

[Bodzilla]

why thank you.

just what i needed while i eat my lunch D:
good job i guess, but you never replied to my Visitor message
<///3~!
teekups next reply...
to someone else.

...Really?
FUCK YOU TEEKUP
>:U

[Con]

Nice poem Teekie :)

[blind]

but what about meeeee!

[mech]

Is his cock bigger than yours?

[TeeKup]

I know I should. As should Teek, because unlike you, he and I go back before Dinosaurs evolved and he went gay. :embarrassed:

I miss those days. :(

E:
Is he black or did you go back?

He's Malaysian.

EE:
FUCK YOU TEEKUP
>:U

I LURV U.

[n00b1n8R]

He's Malaysian.
http://www.milehive.com/stories09/myth-busted.jpg

[Chainsy]

This is gonna get me into so much shit but....


...Does he taste like orange chicken?? :)

[TeeKup]

This is gonna get me into so much shit but....


...Does he taste like orange chicken?? :)

You're an idiot.

[L0d3x]

Nice poem there, honestly. I had to substitute boy with girl to feel it's power though.

[BobtheGreatII]

You're an idiot.

Sorry Teek...

But seriously, this thread made my day. No offense to you.

[ICEE]

lucky.

[Donut]

from what iv seen, gay couples are the happiest couples, so good luck to you sir.

[Cortexian]

from what iv seen, gay couples are the happiest couples, so good luck to you sir.


Definitions of gay on the Web:


cheery: bright and pleasant; promoting a feeling of cheer; "a cheery hello"; "a gay sunny room"; "a sunny smile"
full of or showing high-spirited merriment; "when hearts were young and gay"; "a poet could not but be gay, in such a jocund company"- Wordsworth; "the jolly crowd at the reunion"; "jolly old Saint Nick"; "a jovial old gentleman"; "have a merry Christmas"; "peals of merry laughter"; "a mirthful ...
given to social pleasures often including dissipation; "led a gay Bohemian life"; "a gay old rogue with an eye for the ladies"
brave: brightly colored and showy; "girls decked out in brave new dresses"; "brave banners flying"; "`braw' is a Scottish word"; "a dress a bit too gay for her years"; "birds with gay plumage"
offering fun and gaiety; "a festive (or festal) occasion"; "gay and exciting night life"; "a merry evening"
homosexual or arousing homosexual desires

Yea...

[Donut]

Yea...
its so painfully obvious that i was referring to homosexual couples. i dont know if you were kidding or not, but iv got a gay uncle, and a gay aunt. i dont know what my gay aunt is up to, but out of EVERY SINGLE sexual partnership i have EVER seen, my uncle and his partner are by far the most stable and happy.

[ExAm]

<///3~!Is that... a penis shaped hand drill?

[Huero]

Is that... a penis shaped hand drill?

No.
It's a heart shaped hand drill. Now all we need is fire, water, wind, and earth and- CAPTAIN PLANEEEEEEET

[Heathen]

No.
It's a heart shaped hand drill. Now all we need is fire, water, wind, and earth and- CAPTAIN PLANEEEEEEET
OH FUCK
http://www.austinchronicle.com/binary/f50d/screens_feature-39345.jpeg
The Green Mullet of Badassery!

[ExAm]

its so painfully obvious that i was referring to homosexual couples. i dont know if you were kidding or not, but iv got a gay uncle, and a gay aunt. i dont know what my gay aunt is up to, but out of EVERY SINGLE sexual partnership i have EVER seen, my uncle and his partner are by far the most stable and happy.
Dudes understand other dudes. Simple as that.

[Cortexian]

Dudes understand other dudes. Simple as that.
Marry me!

[ExAm]

Mary me!Who you? I wasn't aware proper nouns could double as verbs.

[Cortexian]

My "r" key is breaking, gosh.

[Heathen]

My "r" key is breaking, gosh.
I was wondering why you had one italicized r in the word marry lol.

[Cortexian]

I was wondering why you had one italicized r in the word marry lol.
Style man.

It's like wearing Aviators and USING CAPS LOCK BECAUSE IT'S CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL.

[TeeKup]

I love this thread.

[Corndogman]

from what iv seen, gay couples are the happiest couples, so good luck to you sir.

I've also noticed this, but I really can't stand those extremely flamboyant gay people that like to shout it to the rooftops. We don't really care, and nobody else would go shout about how straight they are. It's like, are they even gay or just living the lifestyle? I thought being gay meant that you just happened to be in love with a member of the same sex, not running around dressing like an idiot and tying to hook up with every guy you see.

/rant.

Teek, you are clearly not one of those people though, but I'm sorry if offended you with that, though I don't think I did.

[Sel]

And as you wind on down the road...

[rossmum]

I've also noticed this, but I really can't stand those extremely flamboyant gay people that like to shout it to the rooftops. We don't really care, and nobody else would go shout about how straight they are. It's like, are they even gay or just living the lifestyle? I thought being gay meant that you just happened to be in love with a member of the same sex, not running around dressing like an idiot and tying to hook up with every guy you see.

/rant.

Teek, you are clearly not one of those people though, but I'm sorry if offended you with that, though I don't think I did.
they're the gay equivalent of slutty teenage girls i guess

[ICEE]

I don't think its quite like that. I know when my bro came out, he was very excited, because he felt that people wouldn't accept him. Granted he didn't shout it from a rooftop as far as I know, but the concept is the same

[Bodzilla]

Parez hilton or what ever is a douche cunt and needs to die.

[TeeKup]

I've also noticed this, but I really can't stand those extremely flamboyant gay people that like to shout it to the rooftops. We don't really care, and nobody else would go shout about how straight they are. It's like, are they even gay or just living the lifestyle? I thought being gay meant that you just happened to be in love with a member of the same sex, not running around dressing like an idiot and tying to hook up with every guy you see.

/rant.

Teek, you are clearly not one of those people though, but I'm sorry if offended you with that, though I don't think I did.

As ross just said above, they're the gay sluts. I don't approve of it because it makes the rest of us look bad. There's one that frequents the gameshop I go to that plays Kingdom Hearts. He's extremely stuck up and considerably obnoxious.

[LlamaMaster]

I've also noticed this, but I really can't stand those extremely flamboyant gay people that like to shout it to the rooftops. We don't really care, and nobody else would go shout about how straight they are. It's like, are they even gay or just living the lifestyle? I thought being gay meant that you just happened to be in love with a member of the same sex, not running around dressing like an idiot and tying to hook up with every guy you see.
At least for the internet, the same goes for furries, pedos, and any other fetish. They just want the attention, and to feel superior to anybody who calls them out. IN MY OPINION.

[rossmum]

Not just fetishes. LJ, don't kill me - vegetarians and vegans in general seem to do the same, typically going all "YOU'RE RUINING THE WORLD" (which has no grounding in fact by the way) the moment anyone even jokes about it. There are others as well, but honestly, I've had so many cases where they've tried that on either someone I know or myself (an ex-vegetarian) it's not funny.

If you're different, good for you (except in the case of pedos and the like) - but I don't really care. Don't shove it in my face at every opportunity.

[Reaper Man]

Heh, congrats Teek.

[ExAm]

Reaper what's happened to you did you get that sex change you were talking about you know the one you flew to the us for.

[NullZero]

Pics or it never happened D:

[BobtheGreatII]

Pics or it never happened D:

:redx:

[MetKiller Joe]

Congrats teekup. I'm happy for you.

Mind me asking where you guys met?

[TeeKup]

The Coffee shop I worked at. :)

[Chainsy]

I just don't know...like... how gay people meet each other in public places, not that they're socially retarded or anything, but unless they do the gay slut thing, how do you tell if they're homosexual or not? Did you hand the coffee to him and then just ask "By the way are you gay?" I have much of a gadar as the next guy, but normal homosexuals do not really act that different in the 5 minute time it takes to server them coffee?

[thehoodedsmack]

I just don't know...like... how gay people meet each other in public places, not that they're socially retarded or anything, but unless they do the gay slut thing, how do you tell if they're homosexual or not? Did you hand the coffee to him and then just ask "By the way are you gay?" I have much of a gadar as the next guy, but normal homosexuals do not really act that different in the 5 minute time it takes to server them coffee?

I guess it could be the subtle things? I don't want to stereotype or anything, but every gay person I've ever met has a higher-pitched voice than usual. ,:| But yeah, I'm curious too.

[Huero]

ps: hooded smack
not every gay person you've met has had a high pitched voice
because not every person you meet talks to you about sexual orientation
unless you go up and ask people "ARE YOU A FAG?"

[thehoodedsmack]

ps: hooded smack
not every gay person you've met has had a high pitched voice
because not every person you meet talks to you about sexual orientation
unless you go up and ask people "ARE YOU A FAG?"

I know two gay people. They both have high-pitched voices. My statistics stand.

[Heathen]

Style man.

It's like wearing Aviators and USING CAPS LOCK BECAUSE IT'S CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL.
Or be cool like fitty cent and wear two hats.

and Idk what for, but I saw the words "gay couple happiest" so I wanna say this:

From what I have noticed, being gay makes people more understanding and less close minded. Naturally right? I have noticed them to be at a higher average for smarts. This is why (and I just realized this) more than half of my male friends are gay (and a few of my female friends too but idk, the whole less close minded and intelligence isn't AS evident in them). Its these things that make gay people a pleasure to know.

And smack. Thats actually true in a good bit of cases but not all. I would assume its a femininity thing. Stop me if I am wrong. When you try to attract girls, you act macho and masculine. Well when trying to attract men, women act fiminine. Why would men attracting men be any different?

Talking like Barry White isnt really very feminine.

But its also part of the mentality of wanting to be with men. But I do know a good few of gay guys that aren't feminine at all.

[n00b1n8R]

I don't know any gay people but this guy at school keeps hitting on me.
And I'm hitting on him back.

[Heathen]

As ross just said above, they're the gay sluts. I don't approve of it because it makes the rest of us look bad. There's one that frequents the gameshop I go to that plays Kingdom Hearts. He's extremely stuck up and considerably obnoxious.
Oh, okay. On this topic.

I hate the word fags. I HAAAATE IT.

But just like "Niggers" (a lazy and useless piece of shit content with being just that) not always being black and that niggers come in EVERY color or ethnicity, their are Homosexuals, and then there are Fags...

Fags are the sluts of the gay community and I fucking hate it.
HAAAATE IT!

[Huero]

anybody that doesnt flirt with another straight man is gay
e: heathen is a gay

[Cortexian]

I know two gay people. They both have high-pitched voices. My statistics stand.
And I knew a few who don't look, sound, or act gay. You couldn't possibly know they were gay unless the conversation brought it up.

You've talked to guys that were checking you out and you never even noticed, admit it.

[Huero]

i've talked to guys i was checking out that didnt know it
does that count

[thehoodedsmack]

And I knew a few who don't look, sound, or act gay. You couldn't possibly know they were gay unless the conversation brought it up.

You've talked to guys that were checking you out and you never even noticed, admit it.

Admit it? Why would I deny something like that? For the point of an argument? I suggested the possibility that higher-pitched voices could be an indicator when gays try to indicate that they are in fact gay. The sterotypical media seems to think the same way, and I was kinda hoping Teek could fill us in on how it works. I only know two gay people, and I'm confused as to why people are now coming at me with the additude of "Nuh-uh, your friends are gay and you just don't know it." There's nothing wrong with not knowing a lot of gay people. =_=

[TeeKup]

I know two gay people. They both have high-pitched voices. My statistics stand.
I don't have a high pitched voice. Only 1 of my gay friends do.

[thehoodedsmack]

I don't have a high pitched voice. Only 1 of my gay friends do.

Again, my statistics stand. Obviously not everyone is like this. So how do gays tell other gays from straight people? Sounds kinda insensitive, but this post would be twice as long if I wanted to insert every possible bit of political correctness. =_=

[Heathen]

Again, my statistics stand. Obviously not everyone is like this. So how do gays tell other gays from straight people? Sounds kinda insensitive, but this post would be twice as long if I wanted to insert every possible bit of political correctness. =_=
How can you tell straight girls from lesbians?

[TeeKup]

Normally I can tell from subtle gestures.

[thehoodedsmack]

How can you tell straight girls from lesbians?

Only know one lesbian. And I woldn't have guessed it unless she told me. I haven't got a great "gay-dar" as some would say.

[Sel]

That's why you don't have a sex life :(

[Huero]

Only know one lesbian. And I woldn't have guessed it unless she told me. I haven't got a great "gay-dar" as some would say.

CLEARLY.

[thehoodedsmack]

That's why you don't have a sex life :(

Because I have a harder time telling straights from gays? =_= Stop trolling, Sel. You used to be cool. :saddowns:

[n00b1n8R]

Wait I just realised I knew a gay chick.
You don't need a gaydar to spot her, she's like the uber dike.

E: so what's your problem sel? :3

[Sel]

Because I have a harder time telling straights from gays? =_= Stop trolling, Sel. You used to be cool. :saddowns:

Because you can't find the gay people to pick up! Sry :saddowns:

[thehoodedsmack]

Because you can't find the gay people to pick up! Sry :saddowns:

Lol. You still cool.

[Reaper Man]

Reaper what's happened to you did you get that sex change you were talking about you know the one you flew to the us for.
Uh,

[Heathen]

Ya, he did. Now he is Reaper Woman.

[Reaper Man]

Ya, he did. Now he is Reaper Woman.
I don't know what you're talking about. :mech2: