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Rob Oplawar
April 24th, 2009, 01:25 AM
http://spacebrick.net/pictures/wings/1.jpg
HOLY SHIT, WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT, IS THAT FOUR POUNDS OF CHICKEN WINGS FOR $7?! JESUS CHRIST, WE HAVE TO COOK THESE, NOW!

http://spacebrick.net/pictures/wings/2.jpg
DON'T FORGET TO WASH THOSE FUCKERS, YOU DON'T KNOW WHERE THE FUCK THEY'VE BEEN!
DISJOINT THEM LIKE A MAN!

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PUT THEM IN A FUCKING BOWL!

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DON'T FORGET TO WRAP THAT SHIT UP BEFORE YOU THROW IT AWAY, IT FUCKING STINKS!

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LOOK AT THAT FUCKING MESS YOU MADE, CLEAN THAT SHIT UP!

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CHRIST ON A PONY, HERE'S THE SECRET RECIPE! ARE YOU READY FOR THIS SHIT? IT'S EGGS, OLIVE OIL, WORCHESTERSHIRE, MILK, AND TOBASCO! AAAAAH!
DON'T ASK ME FOR FUCKING MEASUREMENTS, WHAT THE FUCK DO I LOOK LIKE, A FUCKING MEASURING CUP? GUESS!

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YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT BREADING IS? IT'S FUCKING FLOUR, BREAD CRUMBS, AND SALT! JESUS!

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YOU'VE GOTTA PRACTICE YOUR FUCKING TECHNIQUE- INFLATE THE BAG BEFORE SEALING IT SO YOU CAN ACTUALLY MIX THE CONTENTS, RETARD!

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WHAT THE FUCK, YOU FORGOT? PRE-HEAT YOUR FUCKING OVEN, DUMBASS! 425 DEGREES! THAT'S FUCKING HOT!

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PUT SOME FUCKING NON-STICK SPRAY ON THAT PAN, SHIT!

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ASSEMBLY LINE TIME, MOTHERFUCKER!

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WHAT, DO YOU WANT A FUCKING EXPLANATION? DIP IT AND PUT IT IN THE BAG! 5 AT A TIME, ASSHOLE!

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DON'T LET THEM TOUCH OR YOU'LL END UP WITH ONE GIANT CHICKEN WING- IT'S NOT AS AWESOME AS IT SOUNDS, FUCKTARD!

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PUT THEM IN THE FUCKING OVEN!

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READ THE GODDAMN TIMER!

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PUT YOUR SHIT AWAY! A CLEAN KITCHEN IS AN EFFICIENT KITCHEN!

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WHAT THE FUCK, THE TIMER'S BEEPING, GET THAT SHIT OUT OF THE OVEN!

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TURN THOSE FUCKERS OVER! IF YOU'RE A NINJA LIKE ME, YOU CAN EVEN DO IT WITH ONE FUCKING HAND!

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SLOW YOUR ASS DOWN, WE'RE NOT DONE YET! COOK THEM SOME MORE!

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LISTEN TO ME VERY CAREFULLY: GLASS, MILK, FREEZER!

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GODDAMN THE TIMER'S BEEPING AGAIN WHAT THE FUCK.
OH MY GOD THOSE LOOK FUCKING GOOD, GET EM OUT OF THE OVEN AND PUT THEM IN A BIG BOWL!
AREN'T YOU GLAD I MADE YOU USE THE FUCKING ALUMINUM FOIL?!

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COVER THOSE BITCHES WITH SAUCE! ROLL EM AROUND IN IT- THAT'S WHAT THE BIG BOWL IS FOR, EINSTEIN!

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OH MY JESUS NOW THAT IS A FUCKING MEAL!

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GOD DAMMIT WHERE THE FUCK DID IT GO?
Rob Oplawar
April 24th, 2009, 01:27 AM
:bandwagon:
SnaFuBAR
April 24th, 2009, 01:29 AM
hahaha
TVTyrant
April 24th, 2009, 01:33 AM
Not as cool as Zilla's...
Cagerrin
April 24th, 2009, 01:34 AM
Fuck, there goes my drink.

ah ah ah hah hah
n00b1n8R
April 24th, 2009, 01:37 AM
YOU OMMITED WHAT MANNER OF SAUCE YOU USED ON THE CHICKENZ IN TEH BOWEL

FAGGOT
Rob Oplawar
April 24th, 2009, 01:42 AM
USE WHATEVER FUCKING SAUCE YOU LIKE FUCK.

I usually go with "Wingman" Medium Buffalo Wing Sauce.
paladin
April 24th, 2009, 02:43 AM
gross

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/23/30283585_0f84579cda.jpg

much better
Xetsuei
April 24th, 2009, 02:53 AM
gross

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/23/30283585_0f84579cda.jpg

much better

What the fuck is that?

Rob I'm going to try your recipe tomorrow.
paladin
April 24th, 2009, 03:03 AM
Its called döner. Try it sometime.
Donut
April 24th, 2009, 03:36 AM
lol why did we put the glass of milk in the freezer? just to get it really cold?
Bodzilla
April 24th, 2009, 04:22 AM
Not as cool as Zilla's...
heh
n00b1n8R
April 24th, 2009, 04:45 AM
Because that shit was hot son!!

E: this was meant to be under Donut's post, i went away for a while :X
Pyong Kawaguchi
April 24th, 2009, 06:15 AM
Someone tell me how this ends up, I might wanna try some :P
Rob Oplawar
April 24th, 2009, 01:18 PM
lol why did we put the glass of milk in the freezer? just to get it really cold?

The freezing point of milk is lower than that of water. By putting it in the freezer for 20 minutes, you lower its temperature to just below 0 degrees C, which is the temperature at which milk tastes best, imho.
Timo
April 25th, 2009, 07:25 AM
$7 american would've gotten you an epic meal at Burger King. For shame Rob, for shame.
Chocolate_Rain
April 25th, 2009, 07:45 AM
Cool recipe, bro!
I used the spontaneous combustion hot suace, fuck my mouth is on fire.
Mass
April 25th, 2009, 09:40 AM
YOU OMMITED WHAT MANNER OF SAUCE YOU USED ON THE CHICKENZ IN TEH BOWEL

FAGGOT
buffalo wing sauce is like half a cup of melted butter and your hot sauce of choice, iirc.
L0d3x
April 25th, 2009, 09:50 AM
God damn sun that put a happy on my face.
Limited
April 25th, 2009, 10:08 AM
Looks tasty great job.

Nice google cup too :O
Rob Oplawar
April 25th, 2009, 01:45 PM
Rob I'm going to try your recipe tomorrow.
Well? How was it?


$7 american would've gotten you an epic meal at Burger King. For shame Rob, for shame.
I believe I already expressed my opinion of Burger King in the other thread.


Cool recipe, bro!
I used the spontaneous combustion hot suace, fuck my mouth is on fire.
:awesome: Glad you like it. It took me a while to get the crunchy breading right. (this is my own custom recipe, by the way)


buffalo wing sauce is like half a cup of melted butter and your hot sauce of choice, iirc.
Traditionally, yes, Buffalo wing sauce is made with 1 part melted butter and 1 part Tobasco sauce. Nowadays they have much more flavorful sauces available, though.
When done right, the wings are mostly a vessel for delivering the sauce and giving you texture to go along with it, which is why so many wings (Domino's wings, for example, those squishy pieces of shit) fail. Although the chicken meat is nice, to an extent.
But I mean, try putting Buffalo wing sauce on baked chicken breast without any breading, and it's pretty lame.


Nice google cup too :O
Google gives presentations at my school on a regular basis, and they always have free shit to give away. Google rocks.
FreedomFighter7
April 25th, 2009, 03:09 PM
Looks good. Lmao, you have fucking hands?
Alwin Roth
April 25th, 2009, 04:22 PM
Ever eat live squid?

It's fucking insane, more fun then eating fried chicken...

However, +Rep to you.
TreborMaharg
April 25th, 2009, 04:28 PM
I prefer KFC rather than baked chicken. But looks good.
Hotrod
April 25th, 2009, 07:39 PM
Man, that stuff looks great. Good job on making me hungry... :(
Chocolate_Rain
April 26th, 2009, 01:52 AM
Yeah i really liked it.
Thanks for sharing!
DEElekgolo
April 26th, 2009, 01:59 AM
Cookin with rob!
DrunkenSamus
April 26th, 2009, 02:11 AM
I like Zilla's better for some reason...Maybe it's because there are bigger pieces of chicken and its COLORFUL. WITH PEAS.
n00b1n8R
April 26th, 2009, 02:20 AM
Zilla was using a superior Australian meat, that's why.
Rob Oplawar
April 26th, 2009, 01:20 PM
Zilla was using a superior Australian meat, that's why.

http://spacebrick.net/pictures/wings/auo.jpg

better?

e: god fucking dammit, my website's down again. I'm starting to get really pissed off at my web host. I'm going to be demanding a refund pretty soon here...
Bodzilla
April 26th, 2009, 04:53 PM
taken me like 2 weeks to be able to view this thread cause of capped net.

GJ amigo!
but where are the expressions >:U?
Xetsuei
May 2nd, 2009, 09:57 PM
I'm making this right now, the wings are in the oven and cooking while we speak. Will post pics later. :D

Update: They're finished. We used Frank's Red Hot hot sauce, so they're VERY hot but VERY good. Nice recipe Rob.
Xetsuei
May 2nd, 2009, 11:03 PM
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(^ chicken wings package, special sauce, breading stuff ^)
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'Twas delicious.
mech
May 3rd, 2009, 12:13 AM
Franks hot sauce isn't hot, but then again I go through that stuff like water. Xet you have the same television remote that I do and Direct TV remote.
Xetsuei
May 3rd, 2009, 12:19 AM
Franks hot sauce isn't hot, but then again I go through that stuff like water. Xet you have the same television remote that I do and Direct TV remote.

Not the regular hot sauce, that stuff isn't hot at all. I mean Frank's Red Hot Hot Buffalo Wings Sauce. That stuff is like wasabi (well maybe not that hot, but you get my point). It also helps that all the wings were drenched in it.

I have a Westinghouse 37" HDTV and a regular Direct TV HD box.
Newbkilla
May 3rd, 2009, 12:19 AM
Not trying to be a hypocrite here, but that looks like shit. Probably tastes good, but it certainly doesn't look appetizing at first glance.
Xetsuei
May 3rd, 2009, 12:22 AM
Not trying to be a hypocrite here, but that looks like shit. Probably tastes good, but it certainly doesn't look appetizing at first glance.

Mine or Rob's?

Mine only looks bad on the pictures...it looked much better in real life. The ones in Rob's pictures look great.
mech
May 3rd, 2009, 12:25 AM
Have you tried the franks lime hot sauce?

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/31sJVzwYu5L._SL500_AA280_.jpg

This stuff is great, best for hotwings.
Xetsuei
May 3rd, 2009, 12:29 AM
Better than the actual hot wings sauce?

This is the stuff I used. http://www.franksredhot.com/products_h.php

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mech
May 3rd, 2009, 12:34 AM
In my opinion, yes. But you should give it a try for yourself.
Xetsuei
May 3rd, 2009, 12:36 AM
In my opinion, yes. But you should give it a try for yourself.

Got another package of wings I didn't use, I'll try it tomorrow.
Rob Oplawar
May 3rd, 2009, 03:10 AM
:D
yummy

I use Wingman medium sauce:
http://www.wingmanwings.com/Fireworks/Store%20Images/Medium-Sauce.jpg
I can withstand their extra-hot sauce, but I prefer something that's only mildly spicy so I can enjoy the flavor instead of burning my tastebuds off.

Although this stuff is starting to get really mellow for me, so I'm gonna be forced to upgrade to the hot sauce sooner or later. You know how it is, you need something stronger to get the same fix.