Are YOU prepared for SIV!?

[SnaFuBAR]

I AM.

THERE IS NO WAY I CAN CATCH INFLUENZA!

I WASH MY HANDS.

I STAY INDOORS ALL DAY

WHEN I MUST VENTURE OUT I TAKE AN EMERGENCY KIT AND PROTECT VULNERABLE AREAS SUCH AS MY NOSE, EARS, MOUTH AND EYES!


http://img504.imageshack.us/img504/2218/prepareyourself.jpg

FUCKING PREPARE YOURSELVES.

IT IS YOUR CIVIC DUTY TO DEFEND THE POPULACE.

NAY, THE WORLD.

[Reaper Man]

Legendary.

[paladin]

welders mask, paint respirator, logitech ear phones... nice

[n00b1n8R]

You're black so you'll be the first to die. :mech2:

[SnaFuBAR]

TELL THAT TO MEXICO! :mech:

[Bodzilla]

BRB TOMORROW WITH EPIC PICTUREZ

[n00b1n8R]

Oh, right. :mech3:


E: get the fuck out you combo breaking whore <:mad:>

[Sel]

WOW LOL

[MetKiller Joe]

I come home to my house after I come back from Heathrow and everybody is telling me "Hey did you hear about SIV??? Huh huh huh did ya did ya huh huh? You know how many people have caught it right right right?"

*facepalm*

[sdavis117]

Well, its spread to the large town/small city that I live in.

[TVTyrant]

The welding mask would probably work better if you had an auto darkening helmet.

[rossmum]

Dad has one of those. It's pretty cool.

[TVTyrant]

I'm too poor for one of those, so I have to use the gay regular ones.

[Syuusuke]

Dad has one of those. It's pretty cool.

You're talking about a welding mask right? =P

Snaf, you're so goddamn prepared, you'll be immune to everything!

[DarkHalo003]

I have a good immune system. No need to worry about a pointless overhyped pile of crap.

[paladin]

haha, not funny :gtfo: pls

[Rook]

I prepare myself by doing the daily routine I normally do.

[paladin]

Whats that, rubbing one out to furry pictures?

[Bodzilla]

SNAF YOU DIDNT SHEILD YOUR CRANIAM NOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!

KLASUGLAIUGKASF
Heh
http://i69.photobucket.com/albums/i80/bodzilla_1/DSCF0153.jpg
DID SOMEONE SAY SWINE FLU?? FUCK FUCK

http://i69.photobucket.com/albums/i80/bodzilla_1/DSCF0154.jpg
RUN THIS WAY NOT TO DIE!!

1

[n00b1n8R]

what was dano's reaction

[Bodzilla]

he aint coming home.

i still have the hat on heh

[ExAm]

he aint coming home.Oh wow. That bad?

[Bodzilla]

he's home now :S

and i hear Alex jones in the backround

:smithicide:

[ExAm]

he's home now :S

and i hear Alex jones in the backround

:smithicide::smith:

[Cortexian]

Honestly guys Duct tape is the solution to every problem, how often must I emphasize this?

http://www.lancersedge.co.cc/pics/Duct-Swine.gif

http://img139.imageshack.us/img139/5299/picture61.jpg

I am prepared!

[ICEE]

yeah, hi. Gifs are cool but spoilers are grand.

[Cortexian]

yeah, hi. Gifs are cool but spoilers are grand.
No they are not!

[Heathen]

Why spoiler?

Also,
They said pigs would fly before a black man became President. 100 days into his presidency and swine flu.

lololollololo

[ultama121]

I'm not worthy enough for this trend. :smith:

[Sel]

wtf get into the safe room guys

not even a tank can break down those doors!

[rossmum]

wtf get into the safe room guys

not even a tank can break down those doors!
yes they can sir,

[Ki11a_FTW]

pssht , tanks use fake guns

[ICEE]

Why spoiler?

Because it dropped my framerate immensely on the shitty school computers. To big of an image

[Bodzilla]

why dont you cry about it.

[ICEE]

Its just common courtesy to spoiler big gifs. Ive been bitched at about it before, so kindly butt out.

[Cortexian]

Its just common courtesy to spoiler big gifs. Ive been bitched at about it before, so kindly butt out.
Your worried about "frame rate" on school computers.

That says something right there.

[kid908]

that's an epic picture :lol: and why is everyone so worried!?

[Disaster]

that's an epic picture :lol: and why is everyone so worried!?
because dis is srs bsns. Alex Jones told me so /dano

[=sw=warlord]

Im safe, i wear one of these everytime i sleep.
http://www.directhomemedical.com/masks-cpap-bipap/ultramirage-full-face-mask-cpap-bipap-1.jpgand use one of these.
http://www.secondwindcpap.com/Synchrony_Large.jpg

[SnaFuBAR]

all joking aside, there's now cases within a few miles of me. wtf.

:snafmask:

[TVTyrant]

There was a case at the school my Dad works at.

In his classroom. He had to clean the desk off with rubbing alcohol...

:gonk:

[Inferno]

Problem: Swine Flu
Solution: Pig Genocide (with steak knifes)

[TVTyrant]

Problem: Swine Flu
Solution: Pig Genocide (with steak knifes)
At least in Egypt anyways......

[Cortexian]

At least in Egypt anyways......
Pigs = Bacon.

If you don't like bacon you can kindly :gtfo:.

(I'll take your bacon)

[ICEE]

all joking aside, there's now cases within a few miles of me. wtf.

:snafmask:

Because we live close to the source man: mexicoooo! and people aren't going to stop coming over here just because their sick I guess. I wish I had one of them gas masks right about now

[blind]

wtf get into the safe room guys

not even a tank can break down those doors!
their arms fit through the bars :(

[Sel]

yes they can sir,

not the ones in the end saferoom dummy!

[sdavis117]

-BAM!- LOOK AT THAT BACON SIZZLE!

Swine Flu solved.

Edit: Oh fuck, someone put it in the Youtube thread. Now everyone will get the reference.

[Donut]

-BAM!- LOOK AT THAT BACON SIZZLE!

Swine Flu solved.

Edit: Oh fuck, someone put it in the Youtube thread. Now everyone will get the reference.
holy shit i thought i was the only one who remebered that show. i cant even remember what that show was called. all i remember is "swine flu" and "salmanelafitz gerald."

[Gwunty]

Fucking prophetic cartoon.

[RecycleBin]

------Edit-------

[Cortexian]

What a wimp, skimping out on the Duct tape helmet!

(You also get no points for creativity)

[Sel]

mexicans will not survive if mexico is any indication

[paladin]

http://ems.uri.edu/images/hazmat.jpg

win/thread = me

[TVTyrant]

http://www.chadlawhon.com/images/story/chief_sm.jpg

No I do :smug:

[RecycleBin]

You're too late ;)

[rossmum]

The tinfoil is meant to go over your cranium, not your mouth and nose. Otherwise, you're not safe from the NWO's brain-rays and owl-god rituals.

[Mass]

Fucking prophetic cartoon.
Agreed.

Also, I only have dust masks :/

[Phopojijo]

I AM.

THERE IS NO WAY I CAN CATCH INFLUENZA!

I WASH MY HANDS.

I STAY INDOORS ALL DAY

WHEN I MUST VENTURE OUT I TAKE AN EMERGENCY KIT AND PROTECT VULNERABLE AREAS SUCH AS MY NOSE, EARS, MOUTH AND EYES!


http://img504.imageshack.us/img504/2218/prepareyourself.jpg

FUCKING PREPARE YOURSELVES.

IT IS YOUR CIVIC DUTY TO DEFEND THE POPULACE.

NAY, THE WORLD.Got Peels here?

[Sel]

Gotta grab everything I can!

[ICEE]

fuck guys, my sis has it

EDIT: aggghhh the damn doctor told her it was a "possibility", she immediately interprets that as "you got swine flus lol" and texts me. it isn't swine flu, its fucking asthma. false a fucking larm.

[TVTyrant]

fuck guys, my sis has it
Fuck, seriously?

[thehoodedsmack]

Haven't heard a lot on the news lately. Is it dying down, or is the media just getting tired?

[Sel]

fuck guys, my sis has it
tell her to bring it up here so they close schools

only one dude in ottawa has it so far :\

[Ifafudafi]

Ordinarily I'd be all for having some kid get swine flu and cause the entire region to shut down their schools, but we're required by state law to have a certain amount of school days. Since we've already eaten up our holidays, any missed school would have to be made up during summer vacation. And some people have, you know, vacation plans.

[ICEE]

Haven't heard a lot on the news lately. Is it dying down, or is the media just getting tired?

Maybe people are realizing it isn't a huge deal. My sis is going to live, shes just going to have plenty of excuses to complain for a while.

[TVTyrant]

Ordinarily I'd be all for having some kid get swine flu and cause the entire region to shut down their schools, but we're required by state law to have a certain amount of school days. Since we've already eaten up our holidays, any missed school would have to be made up during summer vacation. And some people have, you know, vacation plans.
Your lucky that your schools have the budget. The district that my parents work for (and that I am enrolled in) has announced that they will not make up days lost to the swine flu because they dont have the budget.

[DarkHalo003]

haha, not funny :gtfo: pls
Wow, way to be a jackass. I'm being comical, not dead serious. In fact, RM and mech both need to find something to shape them up as far as morals are concerned. Honestly, the maturity you both show is so incredibly crude that you only make yourselves look stupid. Learn some morals please. And paladin, take the joke and don't be a jerk about it. Thank you.

Swine flu was the stupidest thing I've ever heard of. Any flu is dangerous and the best way to fight it off is to be clean and have a healthy lifestyle (during and before and after).Too much hype like it's been posted in this thread. This needs a lock.

Sorry to hear about your sister ICEE. Flu is never any fun. :(

[Bodzilla]

theres only so many facepalms that is humanly possible.

did you understand ANYTHING that this thread is for. what the fuck man c'mon seriously...

[Cortexian]

seriously...
In this thread?

It's more likely than you think.

[rossmum]

Wow, way to be a jackass. I'm being comical, not dead serious. In fact, RM and mech both need to find something to shape them up as far as morals are concerned. Honestly, the maturity you both show is so incredibly crude that you only make yourselves look stupid. Learn some morals please.
I take it RM is supposed to be me or something, what in the fuck have I done now that's got so far up your nose you'd post about it

If it's not me whatever, I've been offline a few days so maybe I missed something?

[mR_r0b0to]

OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK I LIVE CLOSE TO THE BORDER FUCK FUCK FUCK I THINK I FUCKING HAVE SWINE FUCKING FLU FUCK FUCK FUCKING FUCK


or is this post a bit late :downs:


seriously tho, one woman already died in a city next to where i live in :x

[thehoodedsmack]

I take it RM is supposed to be me or something, what in the fuck have I done now that's got so far up your nose you'd post about it

If it's not me whatever, I've been offline a few days so maybe I missed something?

RM = Reaper Man? :raise:

:iiam:

[rossmum]

I realised that all of ten seconds after I posted, I still don't get what he's supposed to have done though

[Reaper Man]

RM = Reaper Man? :raise:

:iiam:
WHAT HAVE I DONE???! DEAR GOD, I'M INNOCENT I TELL YOU, INNOCENT!

Seriously, wat.

[DarkHalo003]

WHAT HAVE I DONE???! DEAR GOD, I'M INNOCENT I TELL YOU, INNOCENT!

Seriously, wat.
You know what you did! :toughguy:

RM= Reaper Man

[Reaper Man]

:ohdear:

[Sel]

huh