Getting me off: Volume 2 - Turbothrust Edition

[LlamaMaster]

Last poll failed, so here is another one. Only vote for things you fap to fairly regularly. "Test" faps don't count here. I guess a general rule would be don't vote unless you have fapped to a category more than 3 times. Poll is still anonymous, so don't fuck with it by voting for things you don't fap to.

Me:

Loli - hentai/imagination only
Violent rape, being raped, bondage, blood - hentai/imagination for all
Kemonomimi :3
Hentai (assloads of it)
Watersports? - Girls cumming doesn't bother me, but piss does.
Normal porn
Straight anal (hole's a hole tbh)
Cosplay (love it)
I have masturbated while chatting with Ultama, Legion, Sexytime, and many others...

Look at me. Look how normal I am.

[rossmum]

You kids are fucked up.

[LlamaMaster]

You kids are fucked up.
Internet corrupted me. :3 Oh, and you can fap to alot more than you think in your head...

[Bodzilla]

You kids are fucked up.
heh.

u ma--awwwwwwwwww yyyyyeeaahhhhh-- d?

[rossmum]

heh.

u ma--awwwwwwwwww yyyyyeeaahhhhh-- d?
No, just normal.

[Sel]

look at me

voting for shit

[Rook]

Normal? :eyesroll:

[mech]

I don't see toads on that list.

[TVTyrant]

Sup normal and straight anal.

[ultama121]

Again? Ok...

1. No.
2. No.
3. Once again, I'm 14 years old and a fucking pedo!@!@!@!#!
4. Eh... not really. Reverse Rape is nice though. :)
5. Nyan Nyan.
6. PENISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS. (No)
7. Uhh I need to say something?
8. I wish not for squirts.
9. As cool as mech and his shit is, I have to say no. :( Sorry bro.
10. Yes.
11. Not sure how I feel about it...
12. Why not?
13. Uh... barely. :/
14. Yes. I also fap on IRC. RIGHT NOW.

[CN3089]

Loli - hentai/imagination only

gas, permaban op

[Heathen]

I masturbate to porn or the idea of:
Pedo (loli, pedo, real and cartoon. Yeah I'm fucked up)
Violence (rape, bondage, not so much blood cept defloweration)
Kemonomimi ( any animal ear/tail combination. Aka, catgirls)
Dickgirls (not so much cuntdudes. I just recently found my interest in strap on less lesbians.
Hentai (love it all. ALL)
Watersports (piss AND femejac.)
“normal” porn (what ev)
Straight anal (love it)
Cosplay (I could go for this)
I have masturbated while chatting with somebody on this forum (Huero, Jay, Selentic, and uhhh, thats it I think.)
Other (specify if you don’t care what we think of you)

Other: I enjoy me some voyeurism and some incest, whether it be real or not.
I also LOVE blowjob videos. I dont really understand why. Its not the dick.

[Boba]

I don't see rectal stimulation up there. Numbing sore-throat spray allows me to stretch my anus around pretty much anything; I forced a whole fruit bowl up there earlier with nothing but a broomstick and some lemon juice. Where would man be if he weren't able to force objects into his asshole?

[LlamaMaster]

gas, permaban op
Look at this. Look at all this intolerance! :ohdear:

Edit: God dammit Boba, I can't rep you again.

[Heathen]

Repost for recognition of changes.


I masturbate to porn or the idea of:
Pedo (loli, pedo, real and cartoon. Yeah I'm fucked up)
Violence (rape, bondage, not so much blood cept defloweration)
Kemonomimi ( any animal ear/tail combination. Aka, catgirls)
Dickgirls (not so much cuntdudes. I just recently found my interest in strap on less lesbians.
Hentai (love it all. ALL)
Watersports (piss AND femejac.)
“normal” porn (what ev)
Straight anal (love it)
Cosplay (I could go for this)
I have masturbated while chatting with somebody on this forum (Huero, Jay, Selentic, and uhhh, thats it I think.)
Other (specify if you don’t care what we think of you)

Other: I enjoy me some voyeurism and some incest, whether it be real or not.
I also LOVE blowjob videos. I dont really understand why. Its not the dick.

[NuggetWarmer]

I've fapped while talking to pretty much every single user from this forum that I have on Steam/Xfire/AIM/etc.

[RecycleBin]

I wanna take back an answer :(
Okay, I admit it. I fapped to some real loli. I didn't like it. It was one of those moments where I thought "When am I ever going to get this chance again in my life?"

E: No incest, masturbation or beastiality?

[p0lar_bear]

The first iteration of this wasn't enough WHY?!?

Jesus Christ it's a sausagefest in here :gonk:

[n00b1n8R]

I voted yes for a few :v:

E: and I suppose there'd be about 3 or 4 other "others" i would have voted for too.

[Timo]

40% of the people that voted like Pedo. I think i'll stop coming here as often..

[RecycleBin]

28% voted for furry.......

[Cojafoji]

this poll has officially scared the shit out of me.

[rossmum]

40% of the people that voted like Pedo. I think i'll stop coming here as often..
just want it on the record, i, alex ross, was not one of them

ps why must we have these threads are you kids like closet gays or something, wanting to know who jerks to what for future reference

[Bodzilla]

i have.
just to see if i could.

stealth fapped at work the other day.
unlocked an achievement.
was pretty coo.

[klange]

I'll be straight with you: Hentai, normal, and while talking to people here.

\/ I'm feeling dirty, and it feels good.

[LlamaMaster]

I'll be straight with you: Hentai, normal, and while talking to people here.
I'll be straight with you: I've fapped to your avatar. Enjoy feeling dirty every time you post. :haw:

Oh, and my "special" faps since it was brought up: Outdoor basement when it was like 40F, church (bathroom), dad's truck while he was about 50ft away talking to some dudes, bookstore(bathroom), outside, and uhh...I forget the rest. Only one where I "might" have been caught on was the basement. My dad walked in. I ***think*** he saw my cock, but I'm not sure. Eaither way, I didn't even care at the time because earlier I found his gay/dickgirl porn.

[rossmum]

WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU TELLING US THIS

WE DON'T WANT TO FUCKING KNOW :gonk:

[nooBBooze]

You kids are fucked up.
^
Seriously.

[RecycleBin]

1. No
2. No
3.*sigh*, yes.
4. Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck no.
5. Um....no.
6. noooooo waaaay.
7. Yes.
8. Once.
9. ew, no.
10. Yes.
11. You bet your sweet ass I do!
12. maybe..................
13. No.
14. Sorry Rook, your avi's get me off sometimes.

:D

[LlamaMaster]

you should be banned from creating threads, you're terrible

it takes a lot to actually disgust me but somehow you've managed to with your lastest masterpiece of a post, it's like you just found out you actually had a cock or something, that shit is not something you tell other people about

please just stop posting
I always knew Ross was serious business, but Jesus Christ... It's the internet. HOW can I disgust you after years of being on the internet? I'm fucking softcore compared to other shit...


You sure do like drama bro.

[rossmum]

apparently not as much as you for dragging it into this (inconceivably shite) thread

[sevlag]

i just read through this whole thing and couldn't help but laugh...sorry

[ICEE]

Oh you kids!:allears:

[FreedomFighter7]

i just read through this whole thing and couldn't help but laugh...sorry I feel the same way.

But some other parts make me think you guys are very screwed up. I agree with Rossmum.

[Atty]

We live together.

That's all tbqh.

[Rook]

40% of the people that voted like Pedo. I think i'll stop coming here as often..

Looks like we need a visit from,

http://img197.imageshack.us/img197/2594/chrishansen.jpg (http://img197.imageshack.us/my.php?image=chrishansen.jpg)

[Atty]

Can we make up a "weird sexual interest" infraction?

We'd take care of most of our problems on this forum rather quickly.

[Sel]

my votes were the best!!

[teh lag]

bad thread