Twitter

[Atty]

http://twitter.com/ATylke

Follow me

[klange]

Following.

e:
Follow me (http://twitter.com/kevinlange) and my forum (http://twitter.com/phpwnage)!

[RecycleBin]

Twitter is only for celbrities
Signing up.
Bout to follow

[Cojafoji]

I had a political twitter that i ran for a while...

that was when life was still good...

[InnerGoat]

https://twitter.com/sleepyyukari

[jcap]

https://twitter.com/jcap14

[n00b1n8R]

I do not have a Twitter because I am not so self important as to presume anybody would care about what I'm up to every 20 minutes.

[neuro]

twitter is one of the most retarded things to have been created in the past few years.

[rossmum]

I do not have a Twitter because I am not so self important as to presume anybody would care about what I'm up to every 20 minutes.
this

[CN3089]

twitter is the best I love twitter come tweet with me :)

https://twitter.com/brosefcn

[Heathen]

twitter, idgi.

it is NOT the new wave in blogging or whatever these magazines are playing it as.
Its facebook or myspace, minus everything except for the status.

:| Idgi.

[Llama Juice]

www.twitter.com/Llama_Juice

:3

@Heathen

That's it... it's a social networking site without all the added bullshit.. and since it is so uninvolved it makes it less weird to add online people to your list.

[Limited]

If it was free to send SMS's via phone then I'd use it all time.

[kid908]

I only have one cuz someone wouldn't leave me alone until i got one >.<

http://twitter.com/kid908

Follow me and see how miserable my first month of summer is.

[LlamaMaster]

Sorry, but I don't follow trends popularized by the media. :smugoff:

[MetKiller Joe]

twitter, idgi.

it is NOT the new wave in blogging or whatever these magazines are playing it as.
Its facebook or myspace, minus everything except for the status.

:| Idgi.

This.

Facebook even LOOKS like twitter. As far as the extra bells and whistles, I don't feel the need to maintain two pages when one is the Lite version of the other.

[klange]

Sorry, but I don't follow trends popularized by the media. :smugoff:
So, no marblecake or "the game" for you? Those were both in TIME.


Twitter is facebook minus all the bullshit. It is therefore the greatest thing ever. And you limit all the fuckwads to 140 characters? Now all those people that update all of their statuses are limited to 140 characters! This is brilliant!

[InnerGoat]

Twitter is for bots, actually. I've removed 3 of them already :I

[jcap]

Twitter seriously blows more dick than a faggot.

Wow, this is horrible. 4 bots within an hour after I signed up. Fuck, do the developers even know how to think? They should SO easily be able to identify a bot that is posting hundreds of messages and friend requests every minute that goes by. At the very least, they could make it so until your account matures by reaching a certain date or a certain number of actions, you have to enter CAPTCHAs.

[InnerGoat]

Who cares. I'm able to tell my followers that i'm going to sleep so its worth it!!!

[BobtheGreatII]

http://twitter.com/BobtheGreatII

I don't use it much... if you can't tell... lol.

[Syuusuke]

I made a twitter to participate in a contest.

[Limited]

http://twitter.com/limited55

So, you can tweet on someones profile if they have followed you?

[Heathen]

Sorry, but I don't follow trends popularized by the media. :smugoff:
Looking at you "Second Life" >.>

What the twitter made the media think that that garbage was what our generation was into?

it sure beats the fuck out of me.

[LlamaMaster]

Looking at you "Second Life" >.>

What the twitter made the media think that that garbage was what our generation was into?

it sure beats the fuck out of me.
What, you expect competence in the news? It's just some old writers who pick something at random that looks "hip" to bring it ratings from the younger crowd. Obviously they will always fail horribly...

[Con]

I do not have a Twitter because I am not so self important as to presume anybody would care about what I'm up to every 20 minutes.
well said

[paladin]

http://twitter.com/ABRR3

[ultama121]

Uh... wouldn't having a Twitter account just be a gigantic hassle?

[InnerGoat]

Not really, no.

Twitter is so limited in what it can do. :-3

[Rorschach]

I do not have a Twitter because I am not so self important as to presume anybody would care about what I'm up to every 20 minutes.
FINALLY, someone on the internet with at least half a fucking brain. I mean, do people honestly read this shit? No one gives a shit that you went to Burger King and now have explosive diarrhea or are currently whacking off your neighbor's chiuahua. In fact, that's the kind of shit you really shouldn't even try to remember yourself, let alone tell everyone else.

The only practical use Twitter may possibly have would be if the people following you just happen to be on the internet at the time, and you have to let everyone know what time the pre-arranged bi-monthly circle-jerk is going to be (George Carlin is the man). Hell, even those messages can be taken care of in AIM chats, emails, and Facebook stati (where people can actually fuckin' respond to the post, insted of random comments in an unorganized list referring to ambiguous topics). In fact, Twitter is really just Facebook without the blogging, networking, and album sharing, so not only is it redundant, but it comes short too. Not to mention I refuse to participate in any enterprise that has 986 million members and pop culture-in-the-media recognition yet still has the ugliest site format this side of Xanga, and refers to a post as a "Tweet".

Other than that, there is no reason to be telling the world that "it rainin out im sooo boooooooooreeeeed". Well, shit, if we actually live close enough to you for any of this crap to be relevant, we can tell it's raining outside and we don't need Mr.-Walter-Einstein-Cronkite's look-out-the-window forecast report to make us realize there's water falling from the sky. Also (and I speak for everyone when I say this), we don't give a shit that you're bored. We're bored too, but we don't bother you with trivial, narcissistic drivel. We either start jerking off, playing with a yoyo, or... *facepalm* PUT ON A JACKET AND TAKE A FUCKIN' WALK!

"Jeez, who ever heard of that?" you may ask--you shallow prick--but all I have to say to you is this... if you're so needy that you need to send out a "I am in need of a good crotch stroking right now, come fly a plane from Montana or Arkansas or wherever the rest of you 592 followers may hail from and come and service me" every three hours, that's just a siren going off in our ears that says "keep away from this jackoff now or you'll never get rid of him".

I've been watching too much Carlin, there's no doubt;
This is Walter Kovacs: Over and out.

[blind]

https://twitter.com/ryryremix/
hey

[SnaFuBAR]

FINALLY, someone on the internet with at least half a fucking brain. I mean, do people honestly read this shit? No one gives a shit that you went to Burger King and now have explosive diarrhea or are currently whacking off your neighbor's chiuahua. In fact, that's the kind of shit you really shouldn't even try to remember yourself, let alone tell everyone else.

The only practical use Twitter may possibly have would be if the people following you just happen to be on the internet at the time, and you have to let everyone know what time the pre-arranged bi-monthly circle-jerk is going to be (George Carlin is the man). Hell, even those messages can be taken care of in AIM chats, emails, and Facebook stati (where people can actually fuckin' respond to the post, insted of random comments in an unorganized list referring to ambiguous topics). In fact, Twitter is really just Facebook without the blogging, networking, and album sharing, so not only is it redundant, but it comes short too. Not to mention I refuse to participate in any enterprise that has 986 million members and pop culture-in-the-media recognition yet still has the ugliest site format this side of Xanga, and refers to a post as a "Tweet".

Other than that, there is no reason to be telling the world that "it rainin out im sooo boooooooooreeeeed". Well, shit, if we actually live close enough to you for any of this crap to be relevant, we can tell it's raining outside and we don't need Mr.-Walter-Einstein-Cronkite's look-out-the-window forecast report to make us realize there's water falling from the sky. Also (and I speak for everyone when I say this), we don't give a shit that you're bored. We're bored too, but we don't bother you with trivial, narcissistic drivel. We either start jerking off, playing with a yoyo, or... *facepalm* PUT ON A JACKET AND TAKE A FUCKIN' WALK!

"Jeez, who ever heard of that?" you may ask--you shallow prick--but all I have to say to you is this... if you're so needy that you need to send out a "I am in need of a good crotch stroking right now, come fly a plane from Montana or Arkansas or wherever the rest of you 592 followers may hail from and come and service me" every three hours, that's just a siren going off in our ears that says "keep away from this jackoff now or you'll never get rid of him".

I've been watching too much Carlin, there's no doubt;
This is Walter Kovacs: Over and out.
For someone who thinks nobody does/should give a shit, you sure did make a long post about it. Are you assuming anyone gives a shit what you think about it?

:snafubar:

[Rorschach]

Yup.

[Heathen]

FINALLY, someone on the internet with at least half a fucking brain. I mean, do people honestly read this shit? No one gives a shit that you went to Burger King and now have explosive diarrhea or are currently whacking off your neighbor's chiuahua. In fact, that's the kind of shit you really shouldn't even try to remember yourself, let alone tell everyone else.

The only practical use Twitter may possibly have would be if the people following you just happen to be on the internet at the time, and you have to let everyone know what time the pre-arranged bi-monthly circle-jerk is going to be (George Carlin is the man). Hell, even those messages can be taken care of in AIM chats, emails, and Facebook stati (where people can actually fuckin' respond to the post, insted of random comments in an unorganized list referring to ambiguous topics). In fact, Twitter is really just Facebook without the blogging, networking, and album sharing, so not only is it redundant, but it comes short too. Not to mention I refuse to participate in any enterprise that has 986 million members and pop culture-in-the-media recognition yet still has the ugliest site format this side of Xanga, and refers to a post as a "Tweet".

Other than that, there is no reason to be telling the world that "it rainin out im sooo boooooooooreeeeed". Well, shit, if we actually live close enough to you for any of this crap to be relevant, we can tell it's raining outside and we don't need Mr.-Walter-Einstein-Cronkite's look-out-the-window forecast report to make us realize there's water falling from the sky. Also (and I speak for everyone when I say this), we don't give a shit that you're bored. We're bored too, but we don't bother you with trivial, narcissistic drivel. We either start jerking off, playing with a yoyo, or... *facepalm* PUT ON A JACKET AND TAKE A FUCKIN' WALK!

"Jeez, who ever heard of that?" you may ask--you shallow prick--but all I have to say to you is this... if you're so needy that you need to send out a "I am in need of a good crotch stroking right now, come fly a plane from Montana or Arkansas or wherever the rest of you 592 followers may hail from and come and service me" every three hours, that's just a siren going off in our ears that says "keep away from this jackoff now or you'll never get rid of him".

I've been watching too much Carlin, there's no doubt;
This is Walter Kovacs: Over and out.
Psst, he's fucking dead. :bunchies:

[n00b1n8R]

:words:
You mad?

[Rorschach]

Not really, just an unfortunate combination of having the HBO Comedy Special equivalent of a sugar rush and being completely perplexed as to why everyone under the age of 45 seems to have identical accounts on identical websites with identical communities running through an identical daily routine of spouting identical unimportant personal details.

Now that I'm three posts in, do I have permission to discontinue this charade of Watchmen puns? I really don't have the tenacity to keep it up, nor the state of mind to put up with hearing myself have to type this cheesy shit.


Psst, he's fucking dead. :bunchies:
To which were you referring to? :confused2:

[n00b1n8R]

Not really, just an unfortunate combination of having the HBO Comedy Special equivalent of a sugar rush and being completely perplexed as to why everyone under the age of 45 seems to have identical accounts on identical websites with identical communities running through an identical daily routine of spouting identical unimportant personal details.

Now that I'm three posts in, do I have permission to discontinue this charade of Watchmen puns? I really don't have the tenacity to keep it up, nor the state of mind to put up with hearing myself have to type this cheesy shit.
having never seen/read it, I hadn't even noticed but by all means. vOv

[Bodzilla]

Not really, just an unfortunate combination of having the HBO Comedy Special equivalent of a sugar rush and being completely perplexed as to why everyone under the age of 45 seems to have identical accounts on identical websites with identical communities running through an identical daily routine of spouting identical unimportant personal details.

Now that I'm three posts in, do I have permission to discontinue this charade of Watchmen puns? I really don't have the tenacity to keep it up, nor the state of mind to put up with hearing myself have to type this cheesy shit.


To which were you referring to? :confused2:

i like this kid, he's got spunk!

[Jean-Luc]

Psst, he's fucking dead. :bunchies:
Quiet you, Carlin was the greatest. :toughguy:

[Rorschach]

i like this kid, he's got spunk!
Shh... DON'T GO EGGING THE WRONG PEOPLE ON!

[Heathen]

To which were you referring to? :confused2:
it was tl;dr so all I saw was Carlin.

Besides, which one is dead?

[Rorschach]

Obviously, Carlin died in real life, and then Walter Kovacs dies in the end of Watchmen.

[Heathen]

Then why ask?
You knew they both died.
What does it matter which one I meant?

[Rorschach]

I need to know the context if I am required to make a retort, and "What does Marsellus Wallace look like?" just didn't seem to be an apropos response.

[blind]

who is this cracker jack

[Bodzilla]

that would be Mick Maloy


*australian humor*
*best movie of all time*

[Heathen]

I need to know the context if I am required to make a retort, and "What does Marsellus Wallace look like?" just didn't seem to be an apropos response.
They both sucked. Watchmen and Carlin. kidding

[n00b1n8R]

that would be Mick Maloy


*australian humor*
*best movie of all time*
I think you are thinking of the wrong movie, Mick Maloy did not appear in The Castle :confused2:

[FluffyDucky™]

Twitter looks so shitty. Why are you all getting it? lmao... Facebook ftw! :D

[Bodzilla]

I think you are thinking of the wrong movie, Mick Maloy did not appear in The Castle :confused2:

i knew you'd post that.

yeah the castles better. by a bit.
they're both how ever fuckign brilliant movies.

am i right ladies and gentlewomen?

[n00b1n8R]

i knew you'd post that.

yeah the castles better. by a bit.
they're both how ever fuckign brilliant movies.

am i right ladies and gentlewomen?
you are right mentlegen