HI BILLY MAYS HERE WITH... wait. Oh, nonono.

[flibitijibibo]

http://www2.tbo.com/content/2009/jun/28/281143/tv-pitchman-billy-mays-found-dead-tampa-home/news-breaking/

Okay, this is making 2008 look like a pussy. The kings of everything are going down in a year's time. King of Standup, King of Voices, King of Pop, King of Advertising.

Edit- If a staff member sees this, can I make this my avatar?
http://flibitijibibo.awardspace.us/pictures/BillyMays.jpg
The current one doesn't quite do justice like thissun'.

[klange]

This is horrible... who will advertise things now? OH GOD WE'RE STUCK WITH VINCE!

[flibitijibibo]

This is horrible... who will advertise things now? OH GOD WE'RE STUCK WITH VINCE!
No, FUCK THAT. Vince better be next in line, goddamnit.

Also, Billy Mays III's twitter: http://twitter.com/youngBillyMays

Give the last living Billy Mays some support, eh?

[sdavis117]

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,529328,00.html

Who's next?

[rossmum]

That sucks. I'm not one to really care much about celebrities, but I was raised watching Home Improvement and he was the greatest TV salesman going.

2009 does indeed suck, by the way. I miss 2005 :|

[Ifafudafi]

ASS

Can we, you know, not have any more awesome people die so soon after each other? :saddowns:

[jcap]

Oh my god this is terrible :(

[InnerGoat]

Ah man i'm going to miss him :smith: rip

[p0lar_bear]

Why are all of the famous people dropping left and right now? Fuck 2009.

[Aerowyn]

No. Seriously. This news is worse to me than MJ dying. A LOT worse.

[Delta4907]

That sucks. I'm not one to really care much about celebrities, but I was raised watching Home Improvement and he was the greatest TV salesman going.

You're thinking of Richard Karn.
http://ia.media-imdb.com/images/M/MV5BMTU1Mjk0MDQ4MV5BMl5BanBnXkFtZTcwOTQ3ODQxMQ@@._ V1._SX92_SY140_.jpg

[rossmum]

I am?

My memory sucks.

Either way, Billy Mays owned.

e/ Yeah, you're right. Last time I saw an ep I was about six, and someone else mistakenly told me it was Billy - since I had only a vague recollection, I just ran with it. My bad :F

[sdavis117]

2009? This week has been horrible.

4 celebrity deaths in a week.

Edit: Billy Mays most likely died of a Heart Attack. He was aboard a flight that had its front landing tire blow out during landing. Most likely that situation gave him a mini heart attack that eventually set off the one that killed him.

[SnaFuBAR]

ZY2rD322UR4

[=sw=warlord]

Why are all of the famous people dropping left and right now? Fuck 2009.
the worlds getting ready for 2012:v:

[Napalm]

This cant be a coincidence.
tbh I didn't really care about MJ. not living in his generation, I only knew him as a pedophile that somewhat resembled a lego.

But Billy, man, he was like jesus. No one will be able to wear that blue shirt as well has he did :'( . RIP

[Disaster]

There are no words that can describe how awesome this man was. He will be missed.
RIP
:smith:

[klange]

The man was so great, he's probably advertising things in the afterlife now:

Hi, Billy Mays here with ANGEL GLO! Do you have a dirty halo? Clean that grime away with ANGEL GLO!

[Newbkilla]

Haha, that made me laugh Bacon :)
Anyway, this sucks, I actually liked Billy Mays.

[BobtheGreatII]

Major fail.

[CN3089]

DON'T FUCK WIT VINCE http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c251/CN3089/Emoticons/emot-spite.gif


THAT'S WHAT YOU GET http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c251/CN3089/Emoticons/emot-spite.gif


RIP~

[CSFLOYD]

I didnt care when MJ died, flame me if you want its my opinion.
But this.. This is just horrible, now who will advertise my OxyClean on TV?

[Donut]

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quiet err, im transmitting rage

[RecycleBin]

I hope 2009 can see it because you are doing it as high as you can.
I fucking hate 2009.

[Spartan094]

And i thought 2007 was bad, well we got another half a year until 2010, wonder if 2010 will be shittier then 2009

[Mass]

HOLY SHIT

I loved Billy Mays

R. I. P.

fuck.

[StankBacon]

wow this sucks, i actually liked him alot in pitchmen...

i wonder if if they will continue to air the show.

(agree with aero btw, fuck mj)

[ExAm]

What the fuck is this shit!?

This is just wrong.

[ICEE]

This only happened to billy because vince managed to survive that rabid hooker attack...

RIP Billy Mays.

You will be missed

[PopeAK49]

I didnt care when MJ died, flame me if you want its my opinion.
But this.. This is just horrible, now who will advertise my OxyClean on TV?

You won't get flammed just for not caring about someones death. It's the fact of doing stupid things, and posting stuff when you really don't know the guy.

Anyways this is not a MJ thread. This one time i had to turn up the volume on my T.V because sometimes T.V channels are more quiet then others for some odd reason, and then a billy mays commericial came on and it almost blew my ear drums out.

[cheezdue]

I think 2009 should be officially known as "The year of dying legends".

[ExAm]

I think 2009 should be officially known as "The year of dying legends".
More like "Second Annual Year of Dying Legends"

[flibitijibibo]

This one time i had to turn up the volume on my T.V because sometimes T.V channels are more quiet then others for some odd reason, and then a billy mays commericial came on and it almost blew my ear drums out.
THAT'S THE POWER OF BILLY MAYS.

Also, I vote "Year of the Dying Legends #2".

[TVTyrant]

Billy Mays? DEAD? Its more likely than you think.

Seriously though, when I was a little kid I'd watch the Orange Glo commercials for fun. He was my hero. Inspired me to wear the beard with pride :D


This is totally gay. I cant believe how many people are dying this year. And there mostly middle-aged too :(

[Rorschach]

King of Standup, King of Voices, King of Pop, King of Advertising.
Danny Gans, Michael Jackson, and Billy Mays are obviously three of those, but who's the fourth?

[itszutak]

Danny Gans, Michael Jackson, and Billy Mays are obviously three of those, but who's the fourth?

Carlin I believe

[flibitijibibo]

I was going for George Carlin, Don LaFontaine, Michael Jackson, and Billy Mays.

[t3h m00kz]

mother of fuck, WHY

BILLY MAYS WAS THE JOHN MADDEN OF ADVERTISING

I'm seriously about to get a 1 month gold account for 1 dollar, BillyMaysLivesOn.

[teh lag]

NO

NOO

[Advancebo]

Danny Gans, Michael Jackson, and Billy Mays are obviously three of those, but who's the fourth?

King of Queens. :eek:

[ICEE]

I was going for George Carlin, Don LaFontaine, Michael Jackson, and Billy Mays.


Someone's picking off costumed heroes

[TVTyrant]

Someone's picking off costumed heroes
In b4 Rorschach.

[ExAm]

In b4 Rorschach.

No you're not:

Danny Gans, Michael Jackson, and Billy Mays are obviously three of those, but who's the fourth?


THAT'S THE POWER OF BILLY MAYS.

Also, I vote "Year of the Dying Legends #2".
More in keeping with our thread naming trend, "Legends of the Dying Year #2" :v:

[Bossniak]

Who?

[ExAm]

http://imgur.com/gDQr3.jpg

Or perhaps:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v646/Matt_Kaiser/1246216232078.jpg

[TVTyrant]

No you're not::v:
DAMN YOU EXXAMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!

[Abdurahman]

Also that guy from Kill Bill, I forget his name.

[=sw=warlord]

Also that guy from Kill Bill, I forget his name.
In the most hilarious way possible.

[klange]

Also that guy from Kill Bill, I forget his name.
e: Come to think of it, the actor's name isn't so easy to remember... Though just looking up the character's name on Wikipedia should be enough.

[TVTyrant]

e: Come to think of it, the actor's name isn't so easy to remember... Though just looking up the character's name on Wikipedia should be enough.
David Carradine.

[flibitijibibo]

#wearblue4billy - Wear blue tomorrow in memory of Billy- I didn't come up with this but it made me smile and my dad would surely be honored.Good thing I brought a blue shirt with me on vacation.

[Phopojijo]

That sucks. I'm not one to really care much about celebrities, but I was raised watching Home Improvement and he was the greatest TV salesman going.

2009 does indeed suck, by the way. I miss 2005 :|Home Improvement is Richard Karn... and he's alive and well.

[UnevenElefant5]

He was annoying anyways





God, I am such a dick.

[klange]

Home Improvement is Richard Karn... and he's alive and well.
Watch what you say, he could be next :ohdear:

[jngrow]

Fuck this. Seriously.

[ultama121]

NOOOOOOOOOOO. :(

Why... WHY???!?!?!?

I offer my condolences in the form of this classic remix:
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[jngrow]

I SUGGEST JUNE 28 BE FOREVER DEEMED ALL CAPS DAY.

[klange]

I SUGGEST JUNE 28 BE FOREVER DEEMED ALL CAPS DAY.
Surely you mean "Type Like Billy Mays Talks Day"? We can't let the meaning be lost.

[Timo]

That sucks, although he never advertised here. :[

[jngrow]

Surely you mean "Type Like Billy Mays Talks Day"? We can't let the meaning be lost.
TRUE, TRUE.

[rossmum]

Home Improvement is Richard Karn... and he's alive and well.
Yeah, I know, hence the later post. My memory of who was in what show when I was still in the single-digits is a little dicky.

[Gamerkd16]

Billy Mays was great. The only infomercials I really enjoyed. I loved his enthusiasm for what he did. Anybody see this? lol

VtYdDK1uTDI

RIP Billy Mays :(

[Sargent_Hawk]

I swear if Vince shows up on Pitchmen then Billy would come back just to kick his ass.

R.I.P. Billy Mays, THE best pitchman to ever live.

[English Mobster]

OH SHIT.
YOU'RE KIDDING ME.

Please be a joke...

[thehoodedsmack]

http://www.ctrlaltdel-online.com/comics/20090629.jpg

[Good_Apollo]

.
Too soon? :confused:

[n00b1n8R]

B^U

[RecycleBin]

RIP Billy Mays.

[Arteen]

Too soon? :confused:
I think that's a perfectly respectful tribute to him.

RIP Billy Mays.

[rossmum]

I agree. It's what he loved to do.

[p0lar_bear]

RIP Billy Mays.

NqdZ4t1cft4

[Heathen]

I am calling it.
Bod will die before 2009 is over.

E:
:lmao:
RT @search27 (http://twitter.com/search27): Sometimes laughter is the best medicine in times like this. My friend said "Heaven just got a lot cleaner." Made me chuckle
about 1 hour ago (http://twitter.com/YoungBillyMays/status/2392986199) from UberTwitter (http://ubertwitter.com/)

2009? This week has been horrible.

4 celebrity deaths in a week.

Edit: Billy Mays most likely died of a Heart Attack. He was aboard a flight that had its front landing tire blow out during landing. Most likely that situation gave him a mini heart attack that eventually set off the one that killed him.
no, stuff fell and banged him on the head.

[Pooky]

I was going for George Carlin, Don LaFontaine, Michael Jackson, and Billy Mays.

+rep

Carlin was THE BEST

[ODX]

Billy Mays didn't die he just went into the TV :(

[Bodzilla]

I am calling it.
Bod will die before 2009 is over.


D:

[n00b1n8R]

I'll be at the funeral, don't worry.

[Arteen]

There's a Pitchmen marathon on the Discovery Channel, in remembrance of Billy Mays.

[Disaster]

There's a Pitchmen marathon on the Discovery Channel, in remembrance of Billy Mays.

I'll be watching it all day.

[Disaster]

I kind of teared up at the end of the season finale :(

[n00b1n8R]

Billy Mays could sell AIDS to Africa.

[kid908]

BILLY MAYS COULD HAVE SOLD DEATH TO THE LIVING!!!!

I say Richard Karn should succeed Billy Mays.

[p0lar_bear]

Karn is the host of the Family Feud. Mays would have never set foot on that show, though if he did it would have made it worth watching.

HI BILLY MAYS HERE WITH THE FAMILY FEUD.