Post your pick up lines

[Atty]

Cheesy or other wise.

You know platform 9 3/4? I know something else with those measurements.

[jcap]

You must be the leading cause of Global Warming because you're so damn hot.

heh

[annihilation]

If you were a Transformer you would be Optimus Fine.
Do you know karate? Cuase yo body is kickin!
If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put you and I together.
You're hot.

[Sel]

whats cookin good lookin?

[NuggetWarmer]

hey baby wanna get in bed with me?

doin it rite?

[English Mobster]

You are a fine young woman and I would like to pleasure you sexually.

[annihilation]

You must ride the short bus, cause you sure are special
Do you want to do math? Let's add a bed, subtract your clothes, divide your legs and multiply!
My penis wants you.

[Sel]

Looking at this thread, I can guarantee that none of you will ever get laid, except for me and atty.

we're the only ones with good pickup lines fags

[ThePlague]

If your left leg was christmas, and your right leg was New Years, could I visit you in between the holidays?
Hey baby, why don't you and I go have consensual sex in the missionary position?

[Bodzilla]

none.
i dont pick up

>_<

[n00b1n8R]

Honestly Stacey, why arn't we together?

[Llama Juice]

TITS! *points*

[neuro]

i met my fiance in the train actually.

we were oogling eachother for 2 weeks or so, and we got out at the same station.
one day she came up to me and sais the following line:

"HAI!, i'm not very subtle!"
me: "neither am i :x"
"here's my MSN adress, add me"
me: "will do"
(she gets out of the train)
i yell: "see you monday!"

a few weeks later i was living in her parent's house prettymuch. less than 6 months after we first talked, we bought a house together.

still going great!

[Kornman00]

i met my fiance in the train actually.
...
"HAI!, i'm not very subtle!"

Ever see the movie Eternal Sunshine Of The Spotless Mind?

no, that wasn't a pickup line >:|

[Teroh]

My friend says this all the time:
Is there a mirror in your pocket? 'Cause I can see myself in your pants.

[Reaper Man]

Hey, wanna fuck?

[neuro]

Ever see the movie Eternal Sunshine Of The Spotless Mind?

no, that wasn't a pickup line >:|
nope can't say i have.

(truth though, she's as subtle as an earthquake)

[Llama Juice]

When I woke up this morning I saw a beautiful waterfall tumbling down to what seemed an endless void. Your eyes remind me of that void.

[Neuro Guro]

-

[Cojafoji]

hey baby, does this smell like chloroform?

[Rosco]

I have a hot tub.

except it's a true story

[Con]

look, candy

[Llama Juice]

I have a hot tub.

except it's a true story

Yea, but in all reality hot tub sex is just awkward.

[Ganon]

hey baby, does this smell like chloroform?

damn dude I might have to borrow this one.

[Llama Juice]

I has a hot tub, it's rather awkward haha.

As for actual pickup lines, often wimin will use the "Llama get on MSN, it's important" on me.... I don't need to use pickup lines when they're all coming to me

[mech]

I like rape.

[Bastinka]

Do you work in a farm?
Because you sure know how to raise a cock.

[kid908]

wanna grab a drink? :realsmug:<- with that face

[Llama Juice]

I'm famous on the internet.

I have recon armor.

[Rosco]

Yea, but in all reality hot tub sex is just awkward.

Actually it's pretty good.

[Cojafoji]

i've found the best pick up line to be (yes, even when you're a fatty) is:
"hey, what's up?"

[Llama Juice]

Can I put my penis in you?

Apparently it works

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[kid908]

lmao. it only works on the easy ones.

@Cojafoji: Uh...I don't think that's a pickup line...more like an introduction to a pickup line...

e: here's one you guys can try -
Hey, remember me?

No? I thought you would know your fuck buddy. Speaking of, are you free say...Saturday?

[PenGuin1362]

Actually it's pretty good.

i'll vouch for that one.


Nice shoes, wanna fuck. Works, no lie.

[Alwin Roth]

-*lick my finger and wipe it on her shirt* then say: "let's get you out of those wet clothes"

-"hey you know your clothes would look lovely in a pile, next to my bed"

This isn't really a pickup line, but:

In a loud Night Club
Me: Hey you want to have a dance?
Girl: I wouldn't dance with you if you were the last man on earth.
Me: I think you didn't hear me, i said you look fat you those pants.

"there are 206 bones in the human body, would you like one more?"

[SnaFuBAR]

"let me put it in your fuck-hole"

I actually told a friend to say this, and he said he got vodka in the eyes xD

[Disaster]

he got vodka in the eyes xD

:ohdear:

[DEElekgolo]

Hey baby, lets go Boolean and intersect.

[Llama Juice]

Ugh, boolean always makes such a horrid mess...

[SnaFuBAR]

Hey baby, lets go Boolean and intersect.

the only boolean you'll be getting is A-B.

[blind]

i dont get a chance to talk to girls, they usually just come and hop on my dick.

[Corndogman]

If you were a pirate would you put your parrot on this shoulder (place your hand on her shoulder closest to you), or this one? (put hand on opposite shoulder, so that your arm is around her.)

[Rob Oplawar]

"let me put it in your fuck-hole"
I was actually getting ready to post that you told me to say that.

[kid908]

damn it Llama you tricked me into subscribing. oh well.



Pick Up line: I'm [insert name here].
---Require the following activity to work---
1. hack into her phone, computer, and planner
2. set up alert for a specific date, time and location to meet you
3. leave your name and the words "date" then "sex" so she knows.
4. meet her.

[DEElekgolo]

I WISH TO BREED WITH YOU!

[Bodzilla]

Hey arnt you that 16yr old girl that fucked that 20 yr old?
"no..."

.
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"wannabe?"

[Bastinka]

I wanna paperbag you like some groceries.

[Bodzilla]

thats terrible and your terrible
:mech:

[Heathen]

Nice shoes, wanna fuck?

E: Aw dammit pengy.

[kid908]

Hey watch out behind you!!!
When she turns around, R-A-P-E

am I doing this right?

[Reaper Man]

You. Sex. Now.

[DEElekgolo]

Hey you, I have money.

[Alwin Roth]

-If she's reading harry potter say:
Hey babe, ill show you my magic wand if you show me your chamber of secrets.

-When she leaving say: "hey you forgot something" [what?] "me"

-What has 142 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? My zipper.

[Matooba]

"Be unique and different, just say yes"!

[paladin]

Hey you, I have money.

or... 'How much'

[DEElekgolo]

or... 'How much'
Not really what I intended. Women find money attractive.

[TVTyrant]

Are you from heaven, or do I have an erection? :cool:

[kid908]

Thank you god for allowing this beauty before my eyes.

[Heathen]

Thank you god for allowing this beauty before my eyes.
You'd get laughed away.