Another one of those 'What If' questions.

[Bastinka]

It just randomly sprung into my mind:
What if humans, female, laid eggs?

Really got me thinking about more questions yet no solid answers. The concept is strange, as we are mammals and haven't really every had such an experience to live off of. Would we have evolved differently if we laid eggs? Of course we wouldn't be mammals, but would that make us any different in the way we interact or live today?

Instead of abortions you could just get your egg crushed.


Post your own ideas of what the answer to this question might be. Or submit your own 'what if' query.

[Llama Juice]

If women laid eggs every kitchen would have an extra little place for the woman's nest.

[Bastinka]

Hah, I saw that one coming.

[TomClancy]

What if chickens laid chickens?

[Llama Juice]

^ It would make omelets a lot more difficult.

[Bastinka]

Could still use Ostrich eggs.

[Llama Juice]

Which is why it'd be more difficult, rather than impossible.

Or... there'd be a shitton of ostrich farms instead of chicken farms... that'd be cool.

[TomClancy]

Well if a chicken laid chickens, wouldn't all birds lay birds? Thus meaning there wouldn't be more ostrich farms if they also laid ostriches and not eggs.

[Llama Juice]

I like eggs though, they're a big part of my protein.

Animals are funny though, just like not all mammals would lay eggs, just humans.

Or.... if all mammals laid eggs then we could have more Llama farms! I'd eat Llama eggs.

[neuro]

i'd have snafubar-eggs

[Llama Juice]

Ehh, you'd go to make your breakfast burritos and the eggs would just keep screaming at how you're doing it wrong while they're cooking.

[Bastinka]

The perfect omelette.

[n00b1n8R]

I like eggs though, they're a big part of my protein.
We all know where the rest of your protein comes from. :q:

Also, would suck to be the female since she'd have to plop out a monster (baby sized) egg every month.

[Bastinka]

o/

Cheers to bein' male.

[Syuusuke]

:downs: for being there when it happens

[Llama Juice]

Tampons would look funny.

They'd be loose as hell rather quick D:

[neuro]

what you all seem to be forgetting, is that if women laid eggs, men propably wouldn't have penises

[Llama Juice]

I dislike this idea now.

E: Turtles lay eggs and well this guy seems to still enjoy it.

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[Cojafoji]

it wouldn't work anyway. the size of the shell would be enormous. an egg that size would have to be thick as well, and human babies would need gigantic horns and claws to bust out.

[cheezdue]

There wouldn't be a reason to go to the grocery store then.

[Alwin Roth]

Lol at the turtle vid.

[Neuro Guro]

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[Sever]

It wouldn't be called an abortion anymore.
It'd be called an omelet. I wonder what our views on cannibalism would be then? Hell, if one had multiple eggs at once, you could raise a few, then just eat the ones you don't like.

[PopeAK49]

I dislike the idea of being a cannibal.

[TVTyrant]

Well then my dick would be covered in yolk and broken eggshells all the time...

... but that wouldn't be too much different from how it is now-a-days, anyways.
lol, just fucking lol.

[legionaire45]

Monotremes. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Monotreme)

[kid908]

Not much is going to change. Women already lay egg's, just not externally.

Things I think will change:
1. Babies will have harder bone parts to allow breaking of the shell.
2. We'd have eggs atleast once a month unless we want a kid.
3. We'd have more hair in the nether region to keep the egg warm.
4. Every fucking girl will be loose as hell
5. Period time of the month is going to be hell for us men...
6. We have to sit on the fucking egg for 9 months!

[PopeAK49]

We have to sit on the fucking egg for 9 months!

But only male penguins do that! Wait there's a guy on modacity named Penguin!

[ultama121]

i'd have snafubar-eggs
Breakfast, lunch, and dinner. :realsmug:

[Corndogman]

When I read the first post, i wanted to say "Then cannibals would have another breakfast item." but all the replies kind of ruined it :(

[Rook]

Well then my dick would be covered in yolk and broken eggshells all the time...

... but that wouldn't be too much different from how it is now-a-days, anyways.
http://www.ohio.edu/reslife/resinfo/images/exit_sign.jpg

[Ki11a_FTW]

It would be kick ass if they layed eggs, have sex 24/7 and when the lay the eggs, just smash them and throw them away, then have more sex :woop:

[DEElekgolo]

Women would be a source of breakfast.

[Neuro Guro]

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[Kornman00]

But I think its gonna be a long, long time...

[rossmum]

Of course we wouldn't be mammals
Uh, yes, we would. Last I checked, both the echidna and platypus are egg-laying mammals.

[ExAm]

If humans started laying eggs, there would be a lot of happy japanese men. Sick, happy japanese men.

[neuro]

Women would be a source of breakfast.
no change there