The Great Ant Massacre '09

[English Mobster]

So.
I went downstairs to make a couple hot dogs the other day (moar like hot DONGS, amirite?). Got the damn things out, took out a knife and looked at the stove.
There was a griddle I had used for making something from the previous day, and, due to a major ant infestation in our kitchen, they were swarming all over it and the oven.
Most other people would have gotten out the bug spray. I thought about it, but then I gave in to my sadistic urges.
I turned the burners on under the griddle, and all the ants went APESHIT. There were some which were engulfed by the flames due to them exploring the burner itself, but the majority were on the rapidly-heating griddle.
I then watched, laughed manically, as all the ants ran around in little circles as they were cooked alive. It wasn't long before they finally stopped moving.
I tried to take some pictures, but you couldn't really see anything, since it was black ants on a black pan.
Then I microwaved the hot dog and killed any stragglers by turning off the burner and waiting for them to wander near it, then killing them WITH FIRE.

tl;dr: Ants are fun and I'm an asswipe.
Any interesting things you've done with ants?

[Pyong Kawaguchi]

someday, i will cover them with oil, and light them on fire!
they need a game where you murder ants

[Limited]

:O I'm ringing the RSPCA!

Ant nest + Petrol (gas) + matches = :D

[Ganon]

thats disgusting, id never cook anything in there again

[=sw=warlord]

Wasp nest + Petrol (gas) + matches = :D
Ftfy.
Sort of reminds me of this.
http://old.filesmelt.com/Imagehosting/pics/c612e4d41bed726e6c9b3ed20b8423e7.jpg

[Mr Buckshot]

I once captured a whole family of ants, kept them in a box with an airhole, brought them to school, and opened the box near the teacher's desk. No one caught me too :P


they need a game where you murder ants

Bugdom, it's a platformer where you play as a...beetle? And many of your foes are red ants. It's a really old game, originally released for Mac, then ported to PC, and today it's out on iPhone/iTouch. Damn fun to trick the spear-carrying ants into throwing their spears into water, following me into the water to retrieve their spears, and drowning to death.

[Alwin Roth]

Well i recall Fishing on the Mississippi river, and i just so happened to stumble upon a dead Bass with millions of maggots swarming underneath it.

My Father grabbed a couple with this plastic glove he had with him, and used them to fish.

While I, grabbed the Fucking Torch, (used for making a nice little campfire) and covered those fuckers in some Motor Oil, (from out little motor raft) Then set the Fucking thing on Fire. Here's what it sounded like
sizzle sizzle sizzle sizzle sizzle sizzle sizzle sizzle sizzle sizzle sizzle sizzle sizzle sizzle sizzle sizzle sizzle sizzle sizzle
pop pop pop pop splick pop pop pop pop pop splick pop pop pop pop pop splick pop splick... poot.

My dad then went back for some more maggot bait... well... there wasn't really any left.

But it was seriously fucking sick, I mean, one side of the bass looked all normal, then when it's flipped over The other half is all gone, I MEAN LIKE, FUCKING EATEN INSIDE OUT.

and Let's not forget the trusty #1 Ant killing weapon, The magnifying glass.

[DEElekgolo]

Ftfy.
Sort of reminds me of this.
http://old.filesmelt.com/Imagehosting/pics/c612e4d41bed726e6c9b3ed20b8423e7.jpg
:ohdear:

[Alwin Roth]

Ftfy.
Sort of reminds me of this.
http://old.filesmelt.com/Imagehosting/pics/c612e4d41bed726e6c9b3ed20b8423e7.jpg
But... bees aren't evil...

[=sw=warlord]

But... bees aren't evil...
Africanized bees arn't evil?

[cheezdue]

someday, i will cover them with oil, and light them on fire!
they need a game where you murder ants

Jet Force Gemini for the N64. :downs:

[Varmint260]

Jet Force Gemini for the N64. :downs:

Yes, and collect their heads to unlock cheats! That game's awesome.

As for ants, once a year a load of carpenter's ants infest my mother's house. We lay down all sorts of traps but it takes a couple months before they stop crawling out of everywhere. Can't seem to make them go away for more'n a year though.

My Dad once found a wasp nest in a pothole in the front lawn. Dumped diesel in it and lit it on fire. Apparently quite a few wasps crawled out during the blaze, wandering around on the ground because their wings burned off. My Dad's very allergic to bee and wasp stings.

[Con]

I'm lovin this raid spray; kills wasps within 5 seconds of contact, even if they so much as step in a drop. Just spray the nest and watch them rain out :iamafag:

[Ki11a_FTW]

funny you made this thread, i just had a similar problem but in the dishwasher,
went to go put my plate away and ants are walking all over the place inside there, so i put my plate in, close the dishwasher and turn it on. Bye bye ants!

[Gwunty]

ewww
now you have nasty plates
nasty plates covered with ants.

[SnaFuBAR]

reminds me of my old house. we had this problem consistently. took the straw off of a wd-40 can, stuck it on the raid, and stuck it down the hole, completely saturating the nest.

no more ant problem :|

[legionaire45]

There were a couple of antholes near the staircase that leads up to my house. Using a can of compressed air upside down got rid of that problem for a few days. Ant traps did a better job though after they came back :/.

[Ganon]

My house seems to skip the small bug infestation and go straight to the weekly centipede/scary fucking spider on my wall. two things im afraid of: bugs and getting skinned alive.

[Con]

We get the occasional fly or spider in our house...wherever they come from. These guys always find some way in despite the doors being closed and the windows having screens.

[Donut]

have you guys ever seen those little ants that swarm the shit out of stuff outside sometimes? well i found a massive amount of them in my drive way once dumped some oil on them then lit it on fire. ant problem taken care of

[Advancebo]

I remember when I got a lighter and a can of flammable spray (mostly used Axe or some bug spray), then I would flamethrower the ant hill or a bunch of ants. Then I poored some oil on the hill, and flamethrowered it.

It was fun.

[Corndogman]

You guys are sick fucks.



I mostly just kill people, they are naturally more evil at heart, and therefore deserve to die more than innocent animals. Not to mention they taste so much better.

[Donut]

and this is why you cant get insurance

[Mass]

ants love to crawl into bowls I leave at my desk

so I come home and fill it up with water

drowns several dozen

easy and fast

[=sw=warlord]

We had a ant infestation about a week ago by the front door.
I just poured a bit of distiled vinegar over them and they soon disapeared, they never did return.

[Alwin Roth]

So... Squirrels CAN be considered as ants... riiiiight?

[Dwood]

So... Squirrels CAN be considered as ants... riiiiight?

Depends... whatdidyoudowiththem?

[Kalub]

I prefer hairspray (or anything else flammable in a can) and matches.



However, that bee story is epic.

[TVTyrant]

Never had any ant problem. We did have a problem with spiders when we ripped out our old shed though. We counted at least 8 crack spiders, a threesome of black widows, and the solitary brown recluse, just chillin down there. Plus tons of nests and shit. We took out the old cans of wasp killer (the foamy kind that shoots out a distance) and lit them up like the Germans lit up Omaha. They ran screaming, but I held my aim. Lets just say that wasp killer is devastating on the bastards. They literally melted.

[Hotrod]

So... Squirrels CAN be considered as ants... riiiiight?
Nope, squirrels are cute and fluffy:downs:

[cheezdue]

I have killer beatles protecting my house from ants.

[Kalub]

^ Pics?



And I only like one kind of spider and that's the common Wolf spider, but if he invades my space or startles me then he's a gonner.

[Bodzilla]

Mouse hunter posting ITT.

your not a man till you've hulk smashed a mouse.
:realsmug:

[English Mobster]

You live in Australia, though.
Your ants are so big they have health bars.

[PopeAK49]

Heh the only pesky things we have up here are fruit flies that invade homes in the winter. Yellow jackets can be bothersome also if they make a nest by your house. We are probably the only harbor city (or whatever you call it.) that doesn't have rats, which is too bad because my snake is getting bigger.....

[FRain]

Fucking earwigs keep showing up on my desk, only to look down at the wall and see like 12 of them sitting there. I look farther back and see a little hole. Payback time. We are usually the organic-type people, and one time when we were low on money, we just bought some regular chlorine bleach.
Open bottle.
Dump into hole.
Luls ensue.
I saw one come out and it was fucking spazzing out, running in circles and fucking up and down the wall, it was hilarious and seeing the bubbles in their eyes was great.

Also:

Lol, (http://www.modacity.net/forums/showthread.php?t=9812&highlight=electric+flyswatter) buckshot. (http://www.modacity.net/forums/showthread.php?t=14202&highlight=electric+flyswatter)

[rossmum]

I have killer beatles protecting my house from ants.
You... you have the Beatles at your house? :allears:

[PopeAK49]

Psssh. The Beatles are hiding with the Eskimos up here!

[anonymous1337]

i personally like to send them down the drain and think about the drowning the ones that manage to hold one ot w/e there on are usually put in a dark chamber to die or under a light bulb.
if im in a bad mood ill just put them all under the light bulb

[PopeAK49]

lolwut? I lost what you said after putting bugs down a drain.

[anonymous1337]

wash them off w/e there on and watch them try to get out of the whirlpool of death.
then put the survivors under a light bulb

[n00ber]

onitucs?

[TeeKup]

Ants? I counted 8 Garden Spiders taking refuge in and around my sun room. Not to mention the two out in the front yard that make webs in between my house and two pine trees. It's impossible to get in my house through the front door and west back door at night. >:/

[Jean-Luc]

Ants? I counted 8 Garden Spiders taking refuge in and around my sun room. Not to mention the two out in the front yard that make webs in between my house and two pine trees. It's impossible to get in my house through the front door and west back door at night. >:/

I'm still waiting for the day when I wake up and find a spider taking a stroll on my face. Hopefully I'm alone when that happens.

[=sw=warlord]

Nope, squirrels are cute and fluffy:downs:
Erm...
3ncfSSk_xzAy777N_vgGXg:smith:

[Bodzilla]

Ants? I counted 8 Garden Spiders taking refuge in and around my sun room. Not to mention the two out in the front yard that make webs in between my house and two pine trees. It's impossible to get in my house through the front door and west back door at night. >:/
lol you'd LOVE australia :D
http://pix.alaporte.net/pub/d/2346-1/Golden+Web+Spider+1.JPG
http://pagebao.typepad.com/pagebao/DSCF1241.JPG

http://ascheekyasyoucant.blogspot.com/2009/01/golden-orb-weaver-spider.html

http://www.brisbaneinsects.com/brisbane_weavers/images/Golden1.jpg
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3021/2971504846_8de2e7fe17.jpg
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[Ganon]

anything that has more than 4 legs and looks scary = me running in the opposite direction

[rossmum]

lol you'd LOVE australia :D<3333
fuck ants, who's had sydney funnel-webs in the house before

*raises hand*

[kenney001]

I was pissed off in general, mowing the back yard. A damned fire ant bit me. I found the mound...and got angry

http://candidchatter.files.wordpress.com/2008/12/coffeemaker.jpg?w=300&h=252
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http://whatscookingamerica.net/Foto4/BoilingWater.bmp
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http://aggie-horticulture.tamu.edu/galveston/beneficials_images/2C_archives/beneficial-56A-GCMGA1686_fire_ant_mound.jpg

I Used the coffee maker to make about a gallon of boiling water. Walked outside, kicked the ant pile, sprinkled some suger in an area, waited for the swarm, and dumped it all over the sorry little bitches. Instant gratification :)