Something humorous from the PS3 warranty...

[Pyong Kawaguchi]

THIS WARRANTY SHALL NOT APPLY IF THIS PRODUCT (A) IS USED WITH PRODUCTS THAT ARE NOT COMPATIBLE WITH THIS PRODUCT; (B) IS USED FOR COMMERCIAL PURPOSES (INCLUDING RENTAL); (C) IS MODIFIED, OR TAMPERED WITH; (D) IS DAMAGED BY ACTS OF GOD, MISUSE, ABUSE, NEGLIGENCE, ACCIDENT, WEAR AND TEAR, UNREASONABLE USE, OR BY OTHER CAUSES UNRELATED TO DEFECTIVE MATERIALS OR WORKMANSHIP
I found that quite humorous.

[Ganon]

ok

[annihilation]

idgi

[Jean-Luc]

By "Acts of God" they mean natural disasters and whatnot. Pretty sure this is a fairly common thing to put in.

[teh lag]

why is this a thread

[Kornman00]

why is this a thread
It was a will of the gods!

[=sw=warlord]

It was a will of the gods!
And we are their instrument.

[Trulife8342]

GLASS THIS PLANET!

[teh lag]

planet glassed; thread gassed

[Phopojijo]

I found that quite humorous.To add some substance to this thread -- That's in just about every warranty in existence. It basically means if lightning hits your house and your PS3 fries -- don't whine to Sony.