MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!

[BruceSmith]

I would like to say Merry Christmas and Happy Holiday to all.
See you guys later.



Let me make you smile a bit.


http://oldstersview.files.wordpress.com/2008/12/christmas-tree-main_full.jpg
Funny Jokes. :)


Life After Death
A boss asked one of his employees, "Do you believe in life after death?"
"Yes, sir," replied the new employee. "I thought you would," said the boss. "Yesterday after you left to go to your grandmother's funeral, she stopped in to see you!"




Support a Family
The prospective son-in-law was asked by his girl friend's father, "Son, can you support a family?"
"Well, no, sir," he replied. "I was just planning to support your daughter. The rest of you have to fend for yourselves."




The Water Pistol
My five year old son squealed with delight when he opened his birthday present from his grandmother. It was a water pistol. He promptly ran to the sink to fill it.


"Mom," I said. I'm surprised at you. "Don't you remember how we used to drive you crazy with water pistols?" My mom smiled and said, "Yes, I remember."

[NullZero]

it's not christmas yet

inb4bot

[Pyong Kawaguchi]

Merry Christmas whoever you are
:)

[L0d3x]

I liked the last two jokes.

[Ganon]

d'awwww merry christmas

[UnevenElefant5]

3 days early but merry christmas anyway :)

[Cojafoji]

holy shit it's decemeber 22nd. time to get some shopping done...


<_<

[kid908]

I don't get the first joke. someone explain.

Also Marry Christmas!

[blind]

what a nice bot :)

[Cortexian]

I don't get the first joke. someone explain.
The employee made up her grandmothers funeral to get out of work.

[Advancebo]

happy christmas

[t3h m00kz]

I approve of this bot.

[ultama121]

A Christmas bot. :)

[Alwin Roth]

Happy Holidays.

[El Lobo]

Happy holidays Modacity.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v383/cards175/loboaf3.png

[annihilation]

http://www.majhost.com/gallery/Annihilation/Stuff/untitled-2.png

Happy holidays, Modacity!

[InnerGoat]

Stickin a banned bot's thread. Happy Holidays :mech2:

[blind]

why the fuck did you ban him
what the fuck
brucesmith mod `010

[CN3089]

free brucesmith no mods no masters

[Ganon]

free brucesmith or ddos and swat

[InnerGoat]

why the fuck did you ban him
what the fuck
brucesmith mod `010

I didn't ban him... -rep

free bruce smit

[Pyong Kawaguchi]

free brucesmith

[Gwunty]

free brucesmith

[Inferno]

Bot thread was successful.

[Timo]

Merry Christmas from GMT+12 !

[FluffyDucky™]

Merry Christmas from Aussie land :)

[blind]

Hairy shitmas to all!! And to all a good deuce!!!

[neuro]

merry christmas peoples

[FireDragon04]

Merry Christmas Modacity. (00:07 of Christmas Day here in England.)

[SiriusTexra]

http://dano555666.deviantart.com/art/Sirius-Modacity-Xmas-09-147912035

Merry Christmas.

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Also fuck Jesus.

[Inferno]

masterz1337: sup einstein
masterz1337: yoda
Inferow Row Row Your Boat: merry christmas
Inferow Row Row Your Boat: oh and i hope your PMS is over by tommarow
masterz1337: no
masterz1337: it only ends through severe schooling and medication
Inferow Row Row Your Boat: oh well
masterz1337: kind of liek the same things they use to try to help people like you
Inferow Row Row Your Boat: lol
Inferow Row Row Your Boat: umad?
masterz1337: why would I be mad?
masterz1337: YOU should be mad
masterz1337: your retarded
Inferow Row Row Your Boat: lol
Inferow Row Row Your Boat: generally the person attempting to insult you is the one whos mad
masterz1337: I just like doing it
masterz1337: because its fun
Inferow Row Row Your Boat: well arent you awesome
masterz1337: i'm that disturbed

[Bastinka]

http://dano555666.deviantart.com/art/Sirius-Modacity-Xmas-09-147912035
Why is it marked as mature content when it's not?

Also, why did Bruce get banned? :smith:
I didn't catch his e-mail, but he didn't seem like too much of a bot.

[Aerowyn]

HAHA, the Pope totally got OWNED at Christmas mass!
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/21134540/vp/34589068#34589068

[SiriusTexra]

Why is it marked as mature content when it's not?

cause i just ticked a bunch of boxes on upload

[Ifafudafi]

So I'm spending the night alone and unloved (per usual), but my parents are getting together most of the immediate family for a party tomorrow, so it shouldn't be too bad. Unless my brother (who has way more friends than I do) shows up drunk, which has happened before.

W/e, it'll be nice to see everyone again, but I swear, $10 gift cards don't buy anything these days, fucking old people

[Aerowyn]

I swear, $10 gift cards don't buy anything these days, fucking old people

If you come give grammy a kiss I'll give you a whole quarter!!! :woop:

[blind]

If you come give grammy a kiss I'll give you a whole quarter!!! :woop:
ill give you a kiss baby ;)

[Aerowyn]

ill give you a kiss baby ;)

I see no mistletoe, go fuck yourself :v:

[blind]

I see no mistletoe, go fuck yourself :v:
http://www.bbc.co.uk/religion/galleries/christmas/images/5.jpg
hey baby whats your sign

[DEElekgolo]

So what did you est fags get for xmas?

[Aerowyn]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/religion/galleries/christmas/images/5.jpg
hey baby whats your sign

http://i231.photobucket.com/albums/ee159/java1078/111007_ugly_woman_shirt.jpg
I'll be whatever sign you want me to be sugarlips :realsmug:

[blind]

aerowyn stop distracting me i know youre beautiful my love

[PenGuin1362]

Merry Christmas from good ol new hampshire.

[Cortexian]

aerowyn stop distracting me i know youre beautiful my love
*Sends Aerowyn nudes from Facebook to blind*

[Heathen]

merry christmas at 1:14 here.

[AAA]

Merry fucking Christmas. I need a fucking drink or some weed right now, because Christmas had to be my god damn fucking life crisis and i still happen to keep my god damn literature skills in posts. Fucking forum posts; on the fucking internet. Why am I here?

Enjoy yourselves. I hate myself.

[MetKiller Joe]

Merry Xmas y'all. This is the first time in my life I woke up with my little bro nagging me to get up to see presents. I wanted to sleep in, lol.

Wasn't expecting anything. Spending time with friends and family after being away for college is awesome enough.

That being said, happy holidays!

[Bastinka]

Merry Christmas from good ol new hampshire.

Holy piss, you're from NH? Well strip me naked and call me inbred Kletus, why didn't you say so! I am too.

[hry]

lmao 5:21 am ;s

[DEElekgolo]

5:55
Playin' with my new tablet.

[PenGuin1362]

Hope you all had a good christmas. I had the best god damn egg sandwich I've had in a while.

Where abouts bastinka?

[t3h m00kz]

Guys, I got a camo flask and a knife.

They came in the same package.

THINK ABOUT THAT.

[itszutak]

Guys, I got a camo flask and a knife.

They came in the same package.

THINK ABOUT THAT.
Don't drink n' knife

[t3h m00kz]

SNAKE, TRY TO REMEMBER THE BASICS OF CQD