uncomfortable moments in life

[JPEG]

just experienced my first non consensual ass grope. i like the ego feeding that im that attractive. i don't like the fact it was someone i didn't even know. to bad he later ran off, woulda kicked his ass.:cop:

so what uncomfortable moments have happened to you?

[Maniac]

i sat on a pear this one time.

[Heathen]

I even tried googling uncomportable and I cant find what it means...

[JPEG]

I even tried googling uncomportable and I cant find what it means...

well fuck im retarded sorry about that

[blind]

this one time this girl tried to kiss me and i wasnt having that so i punched her in the jaw

[Aerowyn]

just experienced my first non consensual ass grope.

welcome to rapetown :iamafag:

[Heathen]

walked in on a janitor making out with a freshman in highschool.

He got fired :/

[p0lar_bear]

More like an uncomfortable couple hours, but I had to put up with an arseload of girl talk one night between the manager on duty, one of the other managers who was off that night, and one of the girls what was there. Topics included, but were not limited to, pregnancy, contraception, tampons, and armpit hair.

The other two guys that were there were about 5 different kinds of disgusted. Thankfully, I wasn't phazed as much due to half of the shit I've seen online and can't unsee.

[blind]

walked in on a janitor making out with a freshman in highschool.

He got fired :/
simply amazing

[Ganon]

I had to abruptly compare the breasts of 2 girls after school

it's really not as easy of a situation as it sounds

[neuro]

when my mom walked into my room while i was receiving head from a certain young lady under the covers (my mom had no clue btw)

[blind]

when my mom walked into my room while i was receiving head from a certain young lady under the covers (my mom had no clue btw)
i love watching movies with a girl and their mother whilst fingering said girl

[TeeKup]

Some catholic relatives walked into me an my boyfriend making out when they made a surprise visit in town.

[blind]

Some catholic relatives walked into me an my boyfriend making out when they made a surprise visit in town.
oh no teekup thats terrible do tell!!!

[JPEG]

Some catholic relatives walked into me an my boyfriend making out when they made a surprise visit in town.

i know theres more to this story we all want to hear :neckbeard:

[TeeKup]

Oh really I couldn't ~:iamafag:>

[JPEG]

Oh really I couldn't ~:iamafag:>

well i guess it was prolly what, they screamed shook crosses at you and doused the two of you in holy water?

[TeeKup]

That and they rage quit. Haven't heard from em since.

[JPEG]

That and they rage quit. Haven't heard from em since.

well shit sorry it didnt go over well. my plan is to go stealth till i get my own life than be like w/e fuck everyone who isnt me about it.

[Needles]

More like an uncomfortable couple hours, but I had to put up with an arseload of girl talk one night between the manager on duty, one of the other managers who was off that night, and one of the girls what was there. Topics included, but were not limited to, pregnancy, contraception, tampons, and armpit hair.

Oh god :gonk:

[Rob Oplawar]

In high school this girl was quite hung up on me, but I was not the least bit interested because she was nuts and suicidal. Out of pity, I agreed to help her with her art project after school.
She leads me into the photo room (all red lights and such to avoid exposing the film), which is empty except for us, and proceeds to take off my shirt so she can paint and then photograph my back. The janitor walks in right when my shirt comes off, says "I'll leave you two alone", and abruptly exits.
After the most awkward half hour of my life, we both left- she never could think of anything to paint on me.

[JPEG]

Oh god :gonk:

i think ICCE's was worse, he had a sociology project on homosexuality and 2 group members were gay and spent their time apparently draying penises on the presentation board and talking about gay stuff with the girl while ICEE just tried to unhear it all. apparently one also wanted to be addressed as a female.

[annihilation]

Some girl I knew kept coming on to me (strongly).
She had the same name as my mother and was significantly younger than me.

[=sw=warlord]

Was talking to a few friends ages back and the girl sat next to me announced i was getting married to her, at which point i promptly tried moving away to find i was grounded to the chair by her.
now that's awkward.

[Kornman00]

Was talking to a few friends ages back and the girl sat next to me announced i was getting married to her, at which point i promptly tried moving away to find i was grounded to the chair by her.
At which point you should have broadcasted "With a divorce following the next day! Get your tickets to this amazing show while they're only 60$!"

[=sw=warlord]

At which point you should have broadcasted "With a divorce following the next day! Get your tickets to this amazing show while they're only 60$!"
The girl likes to tease me on alot of things and knowing her she would end up making it even more awkward with innuendos.

[Bastinka]

Major indigestion right before class ends. Happens every now and again.

[Huero]

i had oral sex with my best friend

we're still best friends

[ICEE]

i think ICCE's was worse, he had a sociology project on homosexuality and 2 group members were gay and spent their time apparently draying penises on the presentation board and talking about gay stuff with the girl while ICEE just tried to unhear it all. apparently one also wanted to be addressed as a female.

Yeah lets just share my entire life with the internet -.-

on a completely contradictory note:


just experienced my first non consensual ass grope. i like the ego feeding that im that attractive. i don't like the fact it was someone i didn't even know. to bad he later ran off, woulda kicked his ass.:cop:

so what uncomfortable moments have happened to you?

I had the same thing happen to me. multiple times. Once by a dude. >.>
It was not the best.

and then there was the time that catgirl on painkillers tried to open my pants out of the blue. I think you were there.

[Donut]

i cannot believe i havent documented this anywhere else, and its a long story so ill keep it simple.

i was in DC with a group of people i didnt know, and i ended up drinking a 48 oz milkshake. im lactose intolerant. 10 minutes before we get on the bus i get these terrible cramps. basically i almost shat myself standing on the sidewalk with about 100 other kids i didnt know. i asked one of the manager people to let me go to the bathroom. they said yes and i ran down the street to a starbucks with my ass clenched. i ran in and ran straight to the bathrooms. men's room was occupied. while waiting for the occupant to get out, i started shitting myself, so i looked to my right and saw the women's rest room. thats where i went. it was the most miserable shit i have ever had, ever. when things began to settle down a bit, in my confusion i threw my shit soiled underpants into the garbage can. 30 seconds later i realized i would need those underpants because i still had another 5 hours before i could go back to my hotel room. so i had to fish my underpants out of a trashcan in a womens bathroom. was fucking horrible. i stopped up the sink with paper towel and made a feeble attempt at washing my underpants. it didnt go very well. i ended up stuffing them with paper towel and walking out of the bathroom. the next 20 minutes was spent in the front seat of the car that belonged to the woman who was supposed to take me back to the group. i got back the room finally and threw those underpants into the shower and went on with my life.

4 days later my room mate informs me that he moved my underpants to the sink. i asked if he handled them with bare hands. he said yes. i informed him that they were the shit stained underpants. he was not pleased.
E: over the course of the rest of that week i ate 3 cheese pizzas from california pizza kitchen, some subway sandwiches, and breakfast cereals. i didnt shit for a full 12 days after this incident.

[JPEG]

Yeah lets just share my entire life with the internet -.-

on a completely contradictory note:



I had the same thing happen to me. multiple times. Once by a dude. >.>
It was not the best.

and then there was the time that catgirl on painkillers tried to open my pants out of the blue. I think you were there.

Yea I was there she also got accualy in my pants, so did Brooke the taller lesbian. Catgirl also humped me alot. Than proceeded to throwup. Also I think that go-gurt incident was rly akward for me even tho I just decided to not care and just go to class with blue stuff all on my pants.

[NuggetWarmer]

Firstly,

the fuck?

also, currently:


In high school this girl was quite hung up on me, but I was not the least bit interested because she was nuts and suicidal. Out of pity, I agreed to help her with her art project after school.
She leads me into the photo room (all red lights and such to avoid exposing the film), which is empty except for us, and proceeds to take off my shirt so she can paint and then photograph my back. The janitor walks in right when my shirt comes off, says "I'll leave you two alone", and abruptly exits.
After the most awkward half hour of my life, we both left- she never could think of anything to paint on me.

Everything that doesn't have strikethrough every other day of my school week. I lost count of the awkward and creepy moments that ensued.


Oh, and basically what p0lar's is, but I was the only guy there, and was being asked if guys find tampons hot. :gonk:

[Llama Juice]

I was mid hump with this girl when my friend just walked into my room and sat down in the chair in the middle of the room without saying anything.

I threw a blanket over us as soon as the door opened... and he had no idea wtf we were doing. He was stoned out of his mind. She slipped her pants back on and went to the bathroom. As soon as the door shut I proceeded to ask him wtf he's doing in my room and all that... it was strange.

My dad's girlfriend (old whore) asked me to help her setup her printer... so I went to her house and she plugged in her digital camera into the printer and a bunch of pictures popped up of her that still can not be unseen....

I went to a "Bible Quiz" competition with my friend who's extremely religious (I'm atheist) they prayed before and after everything.

[Limited]

I was mid hump with this girl when my friend just walked into my room and sat down in the chair in the middle of the room without saying anything.
Bahah just came in and sat down? Omg thats hilarious (sorry llama :D)

Not really uncomfortable for me but very awkward.

My housemate has a gf who lives in Colombia, they go on webcam alot. One day I knocked on the door went in, he like quickly moved his laptop, I was like hmm and wanted to know what he was up to. Looked at screen and she was on webcam topless.

Shes over here now, been here for like nearly 2 months, I dont know if she knows I saw it, but its definitely slightly awkward.

Another one that sadly happens quite a bit, your in a club dancing, have a great time, you feel some hand grab your ass and you turn around and its a dude. Some times they brush it by accident, other times its alot more sinister. (And no it wasnt a gay club)

[rossmum]

every day i have to deal with other humans because fuck humans

oh and some gay dude at school felt me up but i think he did it specifically so i would feel uncomfortable

[Limited]

oh and some gay dude at school felt me up but i think he did it specifically so i would feel uncomfortable
Theres only one response to that ross, your fist connects with his jaw.

[rossmum]

i'm a Big Gay Pacifist and also value my bony knuckles not being shattered

plus i kind of figured he wasn't going to go any further than doing that once because he was always giving me shit because at that point it was the cool thing to do. once everyone got over that he did too. in this case a simple 'fuck off and don't fucking touch me again' sufficed.

[p0lar_bear]

That would be a hate crame.

...at least, it would be in America. :downspatriot:

[rossmum]

yeah i dunno if i could've got away with it or not but i didn't really care. i'm comfortable enough in my sexuality (been hitting on the ladies since i was like fucking 5 years old :downs:) to not care.

it was also funny because people used to think i was gay, presumably because my main purpose in life wasn't to get smashed and hook up with randoms and then fuck disgusting scene sluts. should've seen the looks on their faces when i hooked up w/ my girlfriend at the time in the middle of the fucking b-ball courts. priceless.

[Limited]

That would be a hate crame.

...at least, it would be in America. :downspatriot:
No no no. If he felt you up, your hitting him because he felt you up. Regardless of his sexual orientation.

But yeah, probably shouldnt overreact, if however he kept doing it after you asked him not to. Theres just no questions.

[FreedomFighter7]

This thread makes me lol.

[Bodzilla]

while i was away at the beach with the GF i walked into the toilets only to hear a couple of gay men having sex in the cubicle next to me.
when i walked out traumatized i told my gf's friend, about 5 minutes later him and his boyfriend come around the corner and i point them out and say it was them.

they look at me stunned.
"but we go to class with him, we know him... we thought he just took good care of himself."
for the next 2 days we say him and his mate walk past to the toilets about 6 more times.

Oh and this thread.
i win it.

:smithicide:

[Llama Juice]

http://www.llamajuice.com/img/ass%20error.jpg

The dev's were uncomfortable when someone posted that image.

[n00b1n8R]

i love watching movies with a girl and their mother whilst fingering said girl
I did that but swap mother for her best friend and her besty's bf :neckbeard:

Most uncomfortable would be the morning after that when we'd all gotten a room. I was in the middle of doing my thing down south while she did the same to me (with clothes on but still) when this guy i used to be mate with (he's a depressed drunk perverted retard these days, also a few years older and i hadn't seen him for years till the night before, he's her best mate's brother) shows up at the door like "WHAT, THE FUCK"

blankets were swiftly re-arranged and bodies untangled and re-aligned. I think he was still too drunk/hung over to realise what was actually going on though :v:

[Heathen]

done that plenty of times blind, in fact my first girlfriend, any time we did anything we were within whispering distance from her parents.

[Jean-Luc]

it was also funny because people used to think i was gay, presumably because my main purpose in life wasn't to get smashed and hook up with randoms and then fuck disgusting scene sluts. should've seen the looks on their faces when i hooked up w/ my girlfriend at the time in the middle of the fucking b-ball courts. priceless.
You're certain you're not my long lost brother? :raise:

[Kornman00]

The dev's were uncomfortable when someone posted that image.
Say Chucky, you feel a breeze :realsmug:?

[blind]

done that plenty of times blind, in fact my first girlfriend, any time we did anything we were within whispering distance from her parents.
mr long hair im sure you can get decent girls which is why i am not sickened by your post as opposed to almost throwing up thinking of ginger boy doing this...

[blind]

it was also funny because people used to think i was gay, presumably because my main purpose in life wasn't to get smashed and hook up with randoms and then fuck disgusting scene sluts. should've seen the looks on their faces when i hooked up w/ my girlfriend at the time in the middle of the fucking b-ball courts. priceless.
scene girls are bombs

[JPEG]

Oh and this thread.
i win it.

:smithicide:

iono, donuts was pretty great

[teh lag]

http://www.llamajuice.com/img/ass%20error.jpg

The dev's were uncomfortable when someone posted that image.

there i was, an innocent mapper trying to get my geometry into h2v, when suddenly ass!!!


Oh sweet jesus my eyes :gonk:
http://img293.imageshack.us/img293/5082/untitleddf7.png
^ Warning : may blind due to exposure to (presumably) a Bungie employee's butt


The hell? I remember that error, we got rid of that.

and then h2v got partial nudity added to the esrb box

ahahahah

[flibitijibibo]

Oh yeahhh

What was the exact quote? "Oh sweet Jesus my eyes :gonk:"?

Edit: Ha, I was right!

[rossmum]

scene girls are bombs
you haven't seen the ones around where i live trust me

fuck the central coast

[blind]

you haven't seen the ones around where i live trust me

fuck the central coast
im sure most there are fat and ugly but the ones around here are mostly dimepieces

[n00b1n8R]

mr long hair im sure you can get decent girls which is why i am not sickened by your post as opposed to almost throwing up thinking of ginger boy doing this...
qtcid

[Heathen]

it was also funny because people used to think i was gay, presumably because my main purpose in life wasn't to get smashed and hook up with randoms and then fuck disgusting scene sluts.

same here bre

[JPEG]

i want to smack scene girls heads so hard they wont have to wear their bump-its.

yea socal sucks. its like every other girl here.

[blind]

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y41/allgoodgurlsgobad/Stories/scene%20girls/scene.jpg
http://i170.photobucket.com/albums/u248/whitpay/Scene%20Hair/Bailssfave.jpg
http://a556.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/49/l_6235e6e33cf1bd007a17640aa05588b3.jpg

[Heathen]

the fuck is that garbage?

[JPEG]

pictures

iono i like mine better:realsmug:

http://i470.photobucket.com/albums/rr69/foxywolf_photo/bill_kaulitz_thjpg.jpg
http://i470.photobucket.com/albums/rr69/foxywolf_photo/bill_kaulitz--large-msg-11929022998.jpg
http://i470.photobucket.com/albums/rr69/foxywolf_photo/BillKaulitz.jpg
http://i470.photobucket.com/albums/rr69/foxywolf_photo/BillKaulitz-LongHairstyle.jpg

[Huero]

its funny because its a dude
also heathen don't even bother pretending you wouldnt fuck those girls

[Heathen]

I would not.

And yeah, thats a guy.

I don't fuck just anyone. I am very picky.

[Huero]

I would not.

And yeah, thats a guy.

I don't fuck just anyone. I am very picky.

glad to see I meet your standards then

[NuggetWarmer]

oh god Bill is the worst. please edit that post and get his awful pictures out of this thread

[blind]

I would not.

And yeah, thats a guy.

I don't fuck just anyone. I am very picky.
pix?

[Heathen]

of?

[ICEE]

i want to smack scene girls heads so hard they wont have to wear their bump-its.

yea socal sucks. its like every other girl here.

Like it matters to you man >.> you fuck your dudes, I'll fuck my scene girls. Why can't we all get along

[blind]

of?
girls u think are hott

[Huero]

girls u think are hott

actually i can vouch for him
he's fucking a ridiculously hot girl right now

[JPEG]

Like it matters to you man >.> you fuck your dudes, I'll fuck my scene girls. Why can't we all get along

doesn't mean i cant be angry at popular fashion.

[blind]

doesn't mean i cant be angry at popular fashion.
hahahhaa

[JPEG]

oh and ICEE we can get along, sides with me not shooting for them more for you.:iamafag:

[cheezdue]

Walking my girlfriend to her 4th period class while her older brother is right behind us. That felt awkward. X|

[t3h m00kz]

reading these makes me feel uncomfortable

[Chainsy]

reading these makes me feel uncomfortable
What you do when your door is closed makes me uncomfortable. :downs:

[Heathen]

actually i can vouch for him
he's fucking a ridiculously hot girl right now

haha, she said thanks

[blind]

haha, she said thanks
noodz or gtfo

[Heathen]

nah, I dont like that idea.

[blind]

nah, I dont like that idea.
how does she feel about this, additionally tell her hot friends to give me a call

[Corndogman]

how does she feel about this, additionally tell her hot friends to give me a call

And the one fat friend that makes them all look hotter. I'll take the grenade this time.

[blind]

just experienced my first non consensual ass grope. i like the ego feeding that im that attractive. i don't like the fact it was someone i didn't even know. to bad he later ran off, woulda kicked his ass.:cop:

so what uncomfortable moments have happened to you?
Man having sex with dog.

They were making out, too. it was in this weird section of town sort of known for that kind of thing. Same area where this spot "fishy tree stump" was. Fishy Tree Stump, as it was known- and I have NO idea the appeal for girls, was an actual tree stump sticking out of the ground. It was pretty small, so girls could fit their cunts over it... but for some reason, tons of girls always used to walk to it after school and fuck the shit out of it. It was nuts. You'd walk past this small field, and see a line of about 50 or 60 girls all waiting to "hump the stump," or sometimes even do anal with it. Nuts huh?

It's really gross though because sometimes dudes who are gay will go there and hump it too. My friends and I would sometimes sneak out to it late and night and put our mouths on it so it's sort of like we're getting to go down on all the hot girls that are there. As soon as it tastes like ass though, we know a gay dude had been the last one there :(

[Rob Oplawar]

What
the
fuck

[Chainsy]

He posted that like a year back, along with the shittin on gf story.

[blind]

yeah i had to dig it up, decided it was time for a reprisal

[ICEE]

If the girls in your town are willing to have sex with a tree stump, no wonder you get laid :allears:

[blind]

If the girls in your town are willing to have sex with a tree stump, no wonder you get laid :allears:
im a hottie, get that shit outta here.

[Heathen]

Man having sex with dog.

They were making out, too. it was in this weird section of town sort of known for that kind of thing. Same area where this spot "fishy tree stump" was. Fishy Tree Stump, as it was known- and I have NO idea the appeal for girls, was an actual tree stump sticking out of the ground. It was pretty small, so girls could fit their cunts over it... but for some reason, tons of girls always used to walk to it after school and fuck the shit out of it. It was nuts. You'd walk past this small field, and see a line of about 50 or 60 girls all waiting to "hump the stump," or sometimes even do anal with it. Nuts huh?

It's really gross though because sometimes dudes who are gay will go there and hump it too. My friends and I would sometimes sneak out to it late and night and put our mouths on it so it's sort of like we're getting to go down on all the hot girls that are there. As soon as it tastes like ass though, we know a gay dude had been the last one there :(

old story is old.

Used to be in my sig.

[blind]

this one time about a year ago i was walking through the park taking a shortcut home from my girlfriend at the time's place. this was in the really weird part of town like where fishy tree stumpy is located by the way. the ground was really frozen since it had just rained a few days prior so i was trying to do some sweet slides down this hill. on about my third attempt to get some real distance down there, the bottom of my shoe ripped off (i never wear boots in the winter) and i fell on my face. i landed on the sole of my shoe and somehow i kept on sliding, i hit a patch of trees and i wacked my head off of one and blacked out.

i woke up to the sound of a generator and an intense feeling of heat, i was in the snow and there was a small space heater beside me. i also heard a loud squishing noise coming from behind a tree so i stood up to examine the situation.

what i saw actually startled me, for you see it was an actual gay man impaling his rectum with fishy tree stump. but what happened next made me even more suprised, a squirrel had chewed its way into the side of the stump and crawled inside. after the man had finished his business, he took his heater and generator and casually left the scene. i examined fishy tree stump but the squirrel was nowhere to be seen, i didnt see him leave the stump so there was only one other place it could have gone...

afterwards i decided to taste test fishy tree stump to see if any hot girl vagina residue taste was on it. unfortunately all i could taste was asshole, maybe next time i'll catch a break

[Corndogman]

Goddamit blind I was eating.

[Inferno]

this one time about a year ago i was walking through the park taking a shortcut home from my girlfriend at the time's place. this was in the really weird part of town like where fishy tree stumpy is located by the way. the ground was really frozen since it had just rained a few days prior so i was trying to do some sweet slides down this hill. on about my third attempt to get some real distance down there, the bottom of my shoe ripped off (i never wear boots in the winter) and i fell on my face. i landed on the sole of my shoe and somehow i kept on sliding, i hit a patch of trees and i wacked my head off of one and blacked out.

i woke up to the sound of a generator and an intense feeling of heat, i was in the snow and there was a small space heater beside me. i also heard a loud squishing noise coming from behind a tree so i stood up to examine the situation.

what i saw actually startled me, for you see it was an actual gay man impaling his rectum with fishy tree stump. but what happened next made me even more suprised, a squirrel had chewed its way into the side of the stump and crawled inside. after the man had finished his business, he took his heater and generator and casually left the scene. i examined fishy tree stump but the squirrel was nowhere to be seen, i didnt see him leave the stump so there was only one other place it could have gone...

afterwards i decided to taste test fishy tree stump to see if any hot girl vagina residue taste was on it. unfortunately all i could taste was asshole, maybe next time i'll catch a break

Write a book.

[JPEG]

Write a book.

please tell me it would be in the fiction section. :ugh:

[t3h m00kz]

What you do when your door is closed makes me uncomfortable. :downs:

fapfapfafpafapfap~

[jcap]

Memoirs by Blind

[blind]

lol

[SnaFuBAR]

i was reading this post by blind about some tree stump or something and it made me sad :(

[Inferno]

Memoirs by Blind

This. Do this.

[blind]

http://rybear.blogspot.com/

THIS FAGGOT TOOK MY DDESIRED URL

[Inferno]

http://rybear.blogspot.com/

THIS FAGGOT TOOK MY DDESIRED URL

CONGRAGULATIONS YOUR SPECIAL TO ME!

[blind]

http://nigger.blogspot.com (http://nigger.blogspot.com/)

[sleepy1212]

I met my gf by that stump. :raise:


Me and a previous gf were taking a road trip with the family; them in their car, us in ours. My gf was trying to give me road-head but we had these walkie-talkies and my mom wouldn't stop calling us on them. Finally, after a while of radio-silence we figured she was done talking so my gf went back to 'work'. Suddenly "PSHZZT BEEP!" There goes the walkie-talkie again. It was my mom...again. I lost it. Totally aggravated I answered, "WHAT NOW!!?". Our next exit was coming up.

Only time i ragequit head.

[blind]

I met my gf by that stump. :raise:


before that though, me and a previous gf were taking a road trip with the family, them in their car, us in ours. She was trying to give me road-head but we had these walkie-talkies and mom wouldn't stfu. finally after a while of radio silence, my gf went back to work and all of a sudden PSHHZZT BEEP!!! My mom was mad when i freaked out but the next exit was coming.

Only time i ragequit head.
what?

[sleepy1212]

what?
what do you mean what?

[blind]

what do you mean what?
your post was dumb.

[sleepy1212]

your post was dumb.

I don't see how.

[blind]

I don't see how.
PSHHZZT BEEP!!!
:S

[sleepy1212]

PSHHZZT BEEP!!!
:S


sorry. i see i grammatically massacred that post. I had a call on hold in my office. That was the sound of the walkie-talkie going off.

[blind]

what?

[sleepy1212]

what?
what do you mean what?

[blind]

what do you mean what?
redo your post its really dumb

[sleepy1212]

Fine, but i'm keeping the sound effects.


Me and a previous gf were taking a road trip with the family; them in their car, us in ours. My gf was trying to give me road-head but we had these walkie-talkies and my mom wouldn't stop calling us on them. Finally, after a while of radio-silence we figured she was done talking so my gf went back to 'work'. Suddenly "PSHZZT BEEP!" There goes the walkie-talkie again. It was my mom...again. I lost it. Totally aggravated I answered, "WHAT NOW!!?". Our next exit was coming up.

Only time i ragequit head.

[JPEG]

redo your post its really dumb

PSHZZT BEEP!PSHZZT BEEP!PSHZZT BEEP!PSHZZT BEEP!PSHZZT BEEP!PSHZZT BEEP!PSHZZT BEEP!PSHZZT BEEP!PSHZZT BEEP!PSHZZT BEEP!PSHZZT BEEP!PSHZZT BEEP!PSHZZT BEEP!PSHZZT BEEP!:iamafag:

[teh lag]

So, those last 10 or so posts kind of were terrible.

[Inferno]

So, those last 10 or so posts kind of were terrible.

teh lag (http://www.modacity.net/forums/member.php?u=174)
no fun, no fun allowed

[Kalub]

We still love him though right?


Also when the fuck did a walkie-talkie sound like that... it's more of a bee-da-deep for the "over" tone. and then nothing... who the fuck has white noise nowadays... upgrade your old HAM equipment bro.

[blind]

So, those last 10 or so posts kind of were terrible.
why do you always hate on me

[sleepy1212]

We still love him though right?


Also when the fuck did a walkie-talkie sound like that... it's more of a bee-da-deep for the "over" tone. and then nothing... who the fuck has white noise nowadays... upgrade your old HAM equipment bro.

Did already. I still have those. they're good radios but often they will quickly make a static noise then beep when someone presses the talk button. I think it might be channel overlap or being on a channel that's picking up other radios because they didn't do that when I used them in the Rockies and we were miles from civilization. We were driving through Baltimore when that particular incident occured.

[Kalub]

I used to have these sweet cobras... but they died in a fire :(

[Bastinka]

In the morning when I go to school I take the bus. No not the yellow american buses but real German public transportation buses. Every now and again there will be these mentally challenged people that get on the bus, thats not usually part of the problem. One time I was sitting in the aisle seat while my friend had the window seat. The bus was very crowded and I didn't notice this challenged person next to me standing in the aisle. The bus driver slammed on the brakes and the guy just like reached around and his face was extremely close to mine, and he had that kinda smile his people normally have. Not knowing at first that he was the way he was, I got scared shitless and was extremely uncomfortable with the fact that my personal space just got completely invaded. My friend tried not to laugh while the person started mumbling and tried communicating with me through weird noises and laughter. He decided it was a good idea that every time the bus made any type of stop he had to come that close to my face again.

It lasted for a solid 5 minutes, that was the worst morning of my entire life.

[rossmum]

basically you've got a phobia of people with intellectual disabilities? cool. :ugh:

[blind]

basically you've got a phobia of people with intellectual disabilities? cool. :ugh:
http://the5thdimension.files.wordpress.com/2009/01/retard-baby.jpg
Would you want this thing within inches of your face?

[mech]

My school offers college education to the mentally disabled geared for getting them in the work force. And they bunch all of them together, so it's a daily thing to see them doing whatever.

I was talking to this chick in the lobby waiting for the bus to come and this retarded asian guy just comes from no where and literally gets a foot from her face and starts waving his hand. I believe he was trying to say hi but it was more of a urgherrrrrrrr then the guy that keeps them in check was like GET OVER HERE NOW.

There's another incident where I was taking a shit and this one retarded black guy walks in the bathroom ( I knew it was him , he has a distinctive voice) , well he just starts blurting out random shit as he defecates next to me. VIDEO GAMES! SEGA DREAM CAST, SONY PSP IS FUN.. etc

This other mentally ill guy fucking licked the keyboard in the computer commons while making these wierd ass noises.

I have more :downs: stories, but these two are the most recent.

[rossmum]

Would you want this thing within inches of your face?
More than I'd want any given 'intelligent' member of the general public inches from my face. I tend to find that of all the people I've ever met, the ones who generally get cast off as retards are the least retarded of them all. At least it's because they have trouble learning rather than just not giving a flying fuck.

I actually held a pretty decent conversation with this one dude who apparently had Down's in a Westfield once. I didn't even notice. I got more sense out of him than I have from hundreds of supposedly smart adults.

[PlasbianX]

I was a little early to my drawing class today. Walked in.. and there was an older man sitting on a stool. Completely Naked. I sat down and he stared at me and started talking about the scar on his stomach. Guess it was from when his appendix burst. Either way, 3 hours of my day today was spent drawing a naked man. Very uncomfortable :smith:

[Warsaw]

Would you want this thing within inches of your face?

And I thought I was a cold bastard in the other thread...you got me licked buddy.

[JPEG]

uncomfy moments, blinds shock treatments, walkie talkies, mental retardation


mission accomplished
VVVVVRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMM

[rossmum]

I was a little early to my drawing class today. Walked in.. and there was an older man sitting on a stool. Completely Naked. I sat down and he stared at me and started talking about the scar on his stomach. Guess it was from when his appendix burst. Either way, 3 hours of my day today was spent drawing a naked man. Very uncomfortable :smith:
once this pretty cute chick who was modelling for an art class i was in started talking to me and we found out that we'd gone to the same school and then we were talking all kinds of shit and it was pretty cool

a bit odd i guess, but not really uncomfortable :allears:

[ICEE]

then you find out shes your cousin

[rossmum]

nope

two of my cousins are models and also identical twins though

[ICEE]

well I knew a girl in highschool who I later discovered was my cousin. Fortunately I never hit on her. I'm just not attracted to redheaded girls. /hypocrite

[JPEG]

well I knew a girl in highschool who I later discovered was my cousin. Fortunately I never hit on her. I'm just not attracted to redheaded girls. /hypocrite

i don't think iv ever met a redhead girl that was in her right mind or wasn't a total bitch. which predisposed me to not like them. same happened with black girls, tho Ashley is an exception shes whiter than me at times. other girls are like girl i be slapin da shit outa you iff it wenrt for my kid, now get your nappy ass weave outa my grill.

i also like as i wrote the part my spell check went woah woah woah slow down theres errors afoot.

[mech]

Faggot.

[blind]

nope

two of my cousins are models and also identical twins though
pix?

[rossmum]

you wish :allears:

[JPEG]

Faggot.

:iamafag:

[n00b1n8R]

I'm just not attracted to redheaded girls. /hypocrite
the fuck is wrong with you http://sae.tweek.us/static/images/emoticons/emot-psyduck.gif

[Cortexian]

Went just outside of town last year to do some urban style off-roading with a buddy last year, we turned into an old gravel/cement mine because we were going to drive down into one of the mines and attempt to drive straight up the side. We turned around a stack of jersey barriers and there was a guy and girl completely naked in the back of their pickup truck fucking like mad doggy style.

We stopped.

They stopped.

Awkward stares were exchanged.

They freaked the fuck out and jumped out of the truck nude (guy still with a raging boner) and got into the cab and drove off.

We burst out laughing our asses off, but that awkward moment when we were all just staring at each other was pretty uncomfortable.

Edit: Oh, this one time when I was on a 6 week Cadet Pipes and Drums summer camp I really had to take a shit only to find the toilets on are floor had failed. Ran down to the floor below where the Cadets on basic 2 week courses were situated and promptly entered a stall and let loose, just after my gigantic load had released and I was sitting there in relief a basic Cadet came into one of the adjacent stalls and proceeded to fap loudly. He then tried to start up casual conversation with me... Very very uncomfortable since I was like 17 at the time and he was probably 12 or 13.

[Llama Juice]

One time a guy on a forum that I was on lied about his sister dieing and thrown into a dumpster.

It was uncomfortable.

[ICEE]

Went just outside of town last year to do some urban style off-roading with a buddy last year.

So what year did this happen?

[Cortexian]

So what year did this happen?
Redundancy, I do it with my data, why not with my words?

Redundancy, I do it with my data, why not with my words?

[Aerowyn]

One time a guy on a forum that I was on lied about his sister dieing and thrown into a dumpster.


I have a similar one.

There was a guy that lived in my dorm hall my freshman year of college, and one day he was all upset and crying, and he told us that his dad had died from strange circumstances and that his mother was arrested for suspected murder. It was a weird story, and we all kind of half-believed it.

Well, one of his friends had called his residence (apparently his grandparents lived with them) to send their condolences to the family.

His dad picked up the phone.

That same guy has now moved out of state and is currently living his life... as a woman.

Awkward.

[JPEG]

he told us that his dad had died from strange circumstances

His dad picked up the phone.


than who was phone?

also strange disease did you say?
http://i470.photobucket.com/albums/rr69/foxywolf_photo/house-md-promo-season-4_06.jpg

[Heathen]

:iamafag:

not funny anymore hth

E: kyon come tell him something mean

[Bodzilla]

I have a similar one.

There was a guy that lived in my dorm hall my freshman year of college, and one day he was all upset and crying, and he told us that his dad had died from strange circumstances and that his mother was arrested for suspected murder. It was a weird story, and we all kind of half-believed it.

Well, one of his friends had called his residence (apparently his grandparents lived with them) to send their condolences to the family.

His dad picked up the phone.

That same guy has now moved out of state and is currently living his life... as a woman.

Awkward.
got a similar one.


My Bro was going out with the Canadian chick.
apparently her dad was murdered in front of her and her mother so they moved them to australia for witness protection.
while in australia her older brother died in a car accident and her mother commited suicide 1 year later.
the story was she was living with her dead brother fiance and her parents.

bout 2 months later.
"hey wanna meet my family"
:raise:


Awkward.

[Cortexian]

My parents are both dead.
To me, since I was adopted at birth and don't know my real parents.

[blind]

My parents are both dead.
To me, since I was adopted at birth and don't know my real parents.
....son?

[sleepy1212]

That same guy has now moved out of state and is currently living his life... as a woman.

it is u amirite? :cop:

[Hunter]

Where the fuck do I start? Fuck it, ain't going to bother, will take me hours.

(What a pointless fucking post...)

[ICEE]

My parents are both dead.
To me, since I was adopted at birth and don't know my real parents.

Unless you were adopted at an older age where you could remember your birth parents, it is not the same thing. not even close