Thy Topic for thee that by perchance have gravely fallen ill of archaic formal speech

[Bodzilla]

AVAST thy noble companions in thy's thread shall thee be versed with the abundance of thee's over perfunctuary use of thy formal speech.

It is here sir knights that we doth make thy brave assault apon thy foulest of beats who feel abridged not to speak in thy's most blessed of noble dialect.

Woe shitposters i say to thee
woe indeed for if thou shalleth venture force unto thine thread unaware and unprepared thy head and rep shall surely suffer the full might and justice of thy's most powerful sword arm.

Thy's keystrokes shallt be as a rose in palisade of filth.

Thines thread shalleth flourish as flowers in thy spring after cold winter.

Thines wit shallt be as unparalleled and unequalled in the mightiest of kings halls

What say thou?
art thou prepared?

Sir knight, Mandorallen

the baron of Vo'Mandor

[n00b1n8R]

the fuck is this thread

[Bodzilla]

Baron Terallion, the Lion thy's woeful speech beseech's thee.

Thou needs to comply to procedure or retribution shall be thy only course of action.

[Timo]

what

[Bodzilla]

ah sweet Timoeth, The Devine, how i've missed thee in thine gentle pondering.

Doth thou come willing to depart on this most noble of cause's?


(basically create an alias, talk silly, rave about how awesome your cock Noble steed and Castle is in exquisite descriptive detail and threaten to declare war on anybody who thinks their make believe imaginary castle, strength steed, and women is better then yours.
Also try to outdo each other in vocabulary expressions by flattering each other outrageously.... then declare war on them.
Shouldnt be too hard for you people :D)

[Kornman00]

But it takes too much time and mental power to talk in ye 'ol Engrish :saddowns:

[Ganon]

bodzilla go back to being dumb

[Aerowyn]

Yay, verily.

[Limited]

Quite quite young chap!

[teh lag]

Woe shitposters i say to thee
woe indeed

woe indeed

[Reaper Man]

Verily Bodzilla, thy grasp upon archaic English is, at most, laughable. Thou art an uneducated knave, though I expect no less from an unwashed barbarian from Australia. Return thee to thy mud shack and come not to the internet henceforth.