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Heathen
March 10th, 2010, 10:10 PM
http://www.ifmurdered.com/


Go.


If murdered, I want a closed-casket funeral. However, towards the end of the service, please have the organist play "Pop Goes The Weasel" over and over, until everyone in attendance is staring at my coffin with mute, horrified anticipation.

E:
even better:


If murdered...WTF

EE:
HAHAHAHAH:

If murdered, please let me be brought back to life as a Pokemon.
paladin
March 10th, 2010, 10:15 PM
lame attempt to trump fml
ICEE
March 11th, 2010, 12:11 AM
lame attempt to trump fml

look how wrong you are


if murdered, please dump my corpse out of a plane over Tom Cruise's home. I want to scar my least favorite human for life.
Kornman00
March 11th, 2010, 12:22 AM
You wouldn't scar him. In fact, he'd probably donate your remains to some Scientology experiment. You don't seriously want to be posthumously remembered for that do you?
ICEE
March 11th, 2010, 12:40 AM
I know its a fraction of a possibility, but if my corpse could actually hit him, turning him into a crater of unidentifiable human remains, I'd be smugging it up in hell for all eternity.
Heathen
March 11th, 2010, 12:44 AM
Dear god, no.

If murdered, I want to be covered in nectar and laid near some generally antisemitic bees so that I may become Swarm (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Swarm_(comics))!


I know its a fraction of a possibility, but if my corpse could actually hit him, turning him into a crater of unidentifiable human remains, I'd be smugging it up in hell for all eternity.

you will be up in hell?

:sadups:
:saddowns:
Cojafoji
March 11th, 2010, 12:53 AM
This shit is the lulz...
ICEE
March 11th, 2010, 01:01 AM
Dear god, no.

If murdered, I want to be covered in nectar and laid near some generally antisemitic bees so that I may become Swarm (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Swarm_(comics))!



you will be up in hell?

:sadups:
:saddowns:

Assuming that there is a hell. Which there isn't. But if there was, I would.
kid908
March 11th, 2010, 01:03 AM
If Murdered...I want to be in one of those casket where people can see you decomposed. I want to beable to freak people out after I die.
Heathen
March 11th, 2010, 01:33 AM
Assuming that there is a hell. Which there isn't. But if there was, I would.

attaboy
Rob Oplawar
March 11th, 2010, 02:00 PM
lame attempt to trump fml

MLIA is still the best.