What the hell

[ThePlague]

Is wrong with my neck, it's been hurting since Friday afternoon.

Here's what happened. I was jumping my bike, and there was a gap you had to clear, I pretty much cleared it, but my back tire hit the hole and I was sent off of my bike, into dead thorn pieces on the ground, and i'm pretty sure my head nailed the ground first.

Right now I can't move it a lot, and if I try to do anything that requires me breathing hard, my neck starts pulsing pain.

[Atty]

Go to a doctor.

Things you could have done:
Dislodged your head from your spine (aka the Clarkson)
Whiplash
Been a complete and total twat.

Things that could happen:
Posts featuring you whining.
Death.

Doctor. Go to it.

[ThePlague]

Bad thing is, i'm leaving in 30 minutes for Tuscon, to race my kart. I can't get out of it either. Good thing is, I wear a huge ass neck protector so my neck doesn't move at all.

[Anton]

Your health is important. Don't come to the forum with health issues as serious as that. In fact, don't come to the forum with health issues at all. None of us are doctors, yet. As for your race, I don't see how its mandatory. When someone is injured they can pretty much get out of anything.

[annihilation]

Go to a doctor.

Things you could have done:
Dislodged your head from your spine (aka the Clarkson)
Whiplash
Been a complete and total twat.

Things that could happen:
Posts featuring you whining.
Death.

Doctor. Go to it.

This x2.

Although it would be awesome if we could give you a proper diagnosis online; we can't.

Go to a REAL doctor.

[n00b1n8R]

Why do people make threads like this, surely they know what results they'll get.

[=sw=warlord]

So wait, your asking people on a video games forum, for a medical explaination on why you are having issues with your neck?

Sounds like you sprained your neck muscles.
Bag of frozen peas in a tea towel around your neck might help with any imflamination you may be suffering.

[Futzy]

Half of your spine got stuck back in time during the time change.

[Atty]

Why do people make threads like this, surely they know what results they'll get.Because people watch house and from doing so assume that just because we treat everyone like shit, have no friends, and have substance abuse problems, we are all brilliant doctors!

Truth is we are just like House, except we didn't cheat our way through Medical school and could care less about saving your lives; if we want to solve a puzzel then we'll go play Portal.

[DEElekgolo]

Why are people posting about there health problems?

[CrAsHOvErRide]

Why are people posting about there health problems?

Why are people posting about why people are posting about thEIR health problems if that question was already answered?

[Ganon]

hey attention faggot go to a doctor :remmysmug:

[Inferno]

I sprained my dick muscle. I'll post some pics.

What do I do?

[L0d3x]

I sprained my dick muscle. I'll post some pics.

What do I do?

Rub it softly, or alternatively, have a friend rub it softly.
Dipping it in hot water can also help the muscle relax.

[Chainsy]

I sprained my dick muscle. I'll post some pics.

What do I do?
Oh just chop it off since you'll never use it.:haw: