Sir Knights! THERE IS A JOUSTING TOURNAMENT NEAR ME.

[Bodzilla]

You may have read the title and got the notion confused with some awesome movie that had heath ledger, horse's, swords and Jousting, but my dear friend you are in error.

This weekend there will actually be a mutha fuckign jousting spectacle 2 hours from my house, and i'm going.

I got this man.

[thehoodedsmack]

Here in North America, we have jousting on demand (http://www.medievaltimes.com/).

Have fun!

[sleepy1212]

Renaissance Fair?

[Bodzilla]

Keltic

[=sw=warlord]

Celtic
:maddowns:

[Llama Juice]

Here in North America, we have jousting on demand (http://www.medievaltimes.com/).

Have fun!

It's true, I've been there and such.

Have fun with your tourney though. Or are you competing? You should compete... but instead of using a horse, bring a velociraptor.

[PopeAK49]

You know, Raptor jousting was quite amusing when the picture came up in my head (Don't know why).

Go for the neck btw, I heard that's a kill shot.

[annihilation]

Good luck.

I've never understood how jousting works though.

[thehoodedsmack]

Good luck.

I've never understood how jousting works though.

Two riders charge at one another on horseback, and attempt to knock each other off with a lance.

[ICEE]

It's true, I've been there and such.

Have fun with your tourney though. Or are you competing? You should compete... but instead of using a horse, bring a velociraptor.

impossible, see, the velociraptors have a mind of their own. They'll want to go for the meat and kill the enemy rider and his horse. now, essentially this is your goal, but at some point it stops being jousting and turns into... something else

[sleepy1212]

You know, Raptor jousting was quite amusing when the picture came up in my head (Don't know why).

Go for the neck btw, I heard that's a kill shot.

lol I immediately did an image search when i read that.

[Llama Juice]

impossible, see, the velociraptors have a mind of their own. They'll want to go for the meat and kill the enemy rider and his horse. now, essentially this is your goal, but at some point it stops being jousting and turns into... something else

Yea, it turns into getting your moneys worth.

[Bodzilla]

Just saw the Joust.

i think i have found my calling.
dress up silly
wear armor
ride horse's
out doors
wack each other with big sticks.

I could seriously do that for a living and be the happiest man alive.

[Llama Juice]

But then you'd have to put on not only a shirt, but armor and shit too.

From here it doesn't sound like you fit the role.

[Aerowyn]

From here it doesn't sound like you fit the role.

The only role Bod would fit in:

http://www.mediabistro.com/agencyspy/original/Crocodile%20Dundee%203.jpg
(for ICEE since he apparently can't see shit) (http://www.mediabistro.com/agencyspy/original/Crocodile%20Dundee%203.jpg)

[ICEE]

You have some kind of image linking disability aerowyn

[Aerowyn]

You have some kind of image linking disability aerowyn

I can see it, you're just blind. :P

[ICEE]

You changed the image, thats why :P

tryin turn this around on me grumble grumble...