TROLLLZ TROOOLLLZZZ!

[Bodzilla]

And to start this story off i want you to know that this is 100% true and i'm not trollin'.

My Girlfriends friend, well her mum works in this daycare looking after kids and that sort of stuff. One of her work colleges though has this son thats disabled, and it must be pretty bad because he's about 30 yrs old and about all he can do is go and get milk and bread for his mum from the shops.
But do any of you people remember when we where kids those little Troll dolls, with the massive hair? Well as a hobby he collects them.
its just what he does.

So this other day he went to the shops for milk and bread like usual to help his mum out, only thing was he was taking AGES. So mum becomes worried about him and after about half an hour she's starting to fret, cause you just don't know what could of happened to him.
Anyway he bursts in through the front door and he's just COVERED in scratches so mum obviously starts freaking out.

"What happened? why are you covered in scratches are you hurt?"
"MUM I'M FINE, it's alright i just caught a troll!"
"what did you just say..."
"mum come look! i caught a troll! look i'll show you!"

So beaming from ear to ear with pride he gentle takes his mums hand and leads her out to the garage to show his mum the troll.

And sitting right there, Tied to a chair, is a Dwarf looking very confused and sorry for himself.
He caught a troll alright.

Anyway mum managed to talk him out of it and explain the differences and the Dwarfed man choose not to press charges understanding that the kid was just retarded and didn't understand, Either that or he was just embarrassed he got kidnapped by a Retard.
So overall a rather good conclusion, no one was hurt and nothing more came of it.

This happened about last week.

But isn't that the funniest fucking thing you've ever heard in your life!
Fucking TROLLolOLollolo.

[Jean-Luc]

...what is this I don't even barely begins to describe that.

Hilarious though.

[ultama121]

That's pretty amazing. :golfclap:

[Kalub]

Riveting tale chap, I would say that is pretty impressive.

[ICEE]

Jesus christ that is amazing

[SnaFuBAR]

that is fucking BIZARRE

[Donut]

bod, i JUST heard a story like this today.

direct quote from my friend: this girl who works at the restaurant with me has an 18 year old mentally ill son who called his mom telling her he caught a leprechaun. the mom thought he was just being funny, but the kid kept calling back every half hour, so finally she went home. she comes home, and the closet in her house is propped shut with a chair. she heard pounding on the door, and when she opened it, there was a dwarf census man inside.

you trollin bod?
E: or is your GIRLFRIEND trollin?

[Aerowyn]

100% fake. Like, I heard this same story from my mom.

And here. (http://www.pocketfives.com/poker-forums/13/come-home-quick-i-caught-a-troll-5305408/p/5305632)
And here. (http://www.glocktalk.com/forums/showthread.php?t=1194700)
And here. (http://www.cafemom.com/group/416/forums/read/11072494/Mom_theres_a_troll_in_the_yard_I_took_care_of_it_E DIT?next=31)
And here. (http://www.ridemonkey.com/forums/showthread.php?t=230483)

Snopes entry for good measure. (http://www.snopes.com/embarrass/mistaken/troll.asp)

It's fake. So Bod, homie, you got played. Haha.

[annihilation]

I heard the same story.
Only it he was dressed as santa and cuaght an elf.

[Kalub]

:(

[Kalub]

party poopers, all of you

[ICEE]

God damn it donut and aerowyn I thought something great had occurred.

Its like when my sociology teacher in highschool told me that her friend went to africa and tried to hitchhike (the american hitchhike sign is a thumbs up) and a driver pulled over and beat him up, because thumbs up in africa = middle finger.

Then my college sociology teacher told the same story, but it was australia instead.

[teh lag]

I heard a version of this where the down syndrome person was the victim and the guy who did the tying up was very very high.

[sleepy1212]

LOL great story, you guys are awful for ruining that for the rest of us.

I do however have a similar, very true story. When i was in highschool i used to sell..."stuff" to my freind's ex-stepmom. She had a retarded son in his mid-30's as well. His nickname was Mad-dog. He claimed his job was to ride around town on his bicycle and break up fights. So one day, while hanging out with my customer, Mad-dog agreed to go buy some beer for me. I gave him money and he hurried off to the store. I realized this might go badly so i decided to follow him. I got to the store just in time to see Mad-dog running out of the store jump on his bike and take off down the road. No one was chasing him and there was no one else around, except for the clerk, but Mad-dog was obviously freaked out. I tried to follow but somehow he lost me. I looked for half and hour but could not find him so i went back to his house and waited. A few hours later he returned dirty, scratched up, and bleeding and missing his bike. He said the cops were chasing him and that he fled into the woods where they tried to kill him. He fought them off and made it back with the beer. I knew the clerk pretty well so I asked her what happened. She said he payed and then ran like hell. It was also the wrong kind of beer.

[Siliconmaster]

Why are all the awesome stories fake? D: First Liquid Mountaineering, now this. Dammit.

Wait a second, didn't Bod post both stories?

[Bodzilla]

D:

[Siliconmaster]

Sad Bod is sad. I'll just take it as a bad coincidence.

and not some plot to get us all excited and then dash our hopes with reality D:

[Kornman00]

100% fake.
like...like...like your bewbs :snafubar:?

party pooper :p

[Heathen]

I heard a version of this where the down syndrome person was the victim and the guy who did the tying up was very very high.

best version so far

[Aerowyn]

like...like...like your bewbs :snafubar:?


Wouldn't you like to know? :realsmug:

[Heathen]

No... :mech: