Rob Oplawar
September 14th, 2010, 09:32 AM
Happy All Assholes Day, everyone!
Today is the day we celebrate all the assholes in our lives. That guy who held his horn at me for 5 seconds even though there were pedestrians in the crosswalk. The idiot who throws his cigarettes into the bushes. The pissant who stole my bicycle. Today, we celebrate these fine individuals with a simple slogan: "You're an asshole!"
This year we have a special asshole to celebrate. I'm talking of course about Glenn Beck, who cannot possibly be as stupid as he appears because that would classify him as an ambulatory potato. Here is a man who holds a rally on the same date and location as Martin Luther King Jr., feigns ignorance, and then capitalizes on the attention in order to further his agenda of fear-mongering. My hat is off to you, sir; you are the biggest fucking asshole I have ever seen.
Today is the day we celebrate all the assholes in our lives. That guy who held his horn at me for 5 seconds even though there were pedestrians in the crosswalk. The idiot who throws his cigarettes into the bushes. The pissant who stole my bicycle. Today, we celebrate these fine individuals with a simple slogan: "You're an asshole!"
This year we have a special asshole to celebrate. I'm talking of course about Glenn Beck, who cannot possibly be as stupid as he appears because that would classify him as an ambulatory potato. Here is a man who holds a rally on the same date and location as Martin Luther King Jr., feigns ignorance, and then capitalizes on the attention in order to further his agenda of fear-mongering. My hat is off to you, sir; you are the biggest fucking asshole I have ever seen.