rossmum
August 2nd, 2007, 01:10 AM
My day had completely blown until lunch time, because I had 3 periods off (75 mins each) and couldn't even leave the school for them. So here I was, bored shitless in the library, unable to think up any new parts for the story I was working on, and intermittently falling asleep.
About 5 minutes before the end of lunch, things got awesome.
The bell rang... and rang... and kept ringing. We hadn't heard anything about any plans for a fire drill, so we assumed it was the real thing and reacted accordingly (mass hysteria and people feigning terror while rolling down the hill to the oval). We were down there for half an hour, and it was half an hour well spent.
First up, none of us seniors took it seriously. We were laughing and joking the whole time, and then Pixy noticed that Jasmine was showing some pretty serious ass cleavage. Naturally, he took full advantage and cracked a pun (just like that, see what I did there?). This was followed by several others from just about everyone within earshot, and she still didn't notice... we were pissing ourselves laughing when the teachers finally told us to shut up. 10 minutes had passed, and they had almost finished marking the rolls. About 5 cops were walking down to the oval, where we sat lined up by classes (or English classes, for year 11 and 12). Anyway, the principal starts lecturing the kids down the other end about some shit (we could only pick out select phrases, like "if you're not in full school uniform... ask some serious questions". What the fuck. Then our chemistry teacher came over and, totally disregarding the fact that the other staff were trying to be serious, joined the lulz.
It was epic. I hope we get another one.
About 5 minutes before the end of lunch, things got awesome.
The bell rang... and rang... and kept ringing. We hadn't heard anything about any plans for a fire drill, so we assumed it was the real thing and reacted accordingly (mass hysteria and people feigning terror while rolling down the hill to the oval). We were down there for half an hour, and it was half an hour well spent.
First up, none of us seniors took it seriously. We were laughing and joking the whole time, and then Pixy noticed that Jasmine was showing some pretty serious ass cleavage. Naturally, he took full advantage and cracked a pun (just like that, see what I did there?). This was followed by several others from just about everyone within earshot, and she still didn't notice... we were pissing ourselves laughing when the teachers finally told us to shut up. 10 minutes had passed, and they had almost finished marking the rolls. About 5 cops were walking down to the oval, where we sat lined up by classes (or English classes, for year 11 and 12). Anyway, the principal starts lecturing the kids down the other end about some shit (we could only pick out select phrases, like "if you're not in full school uniform... ask some serious questions". What the fuck. Then our chemistry teacher came over and, totally disregarding the fact that the other staff were trying to be serious, joined the lulz.
It was epic. I hope we get another one.