How Regularly Do You Fap(or "Flick" for the ladies)

[DaneO'Roo]

Feel free to post how often if you wish, or just vote in the poll to remain anonymous. This is purely for interest.

Usually every day/2days, and missing a few days after seeing my girlfriend, not like I force myself to do it or anything. I do it more often when I don't see her for a while. /honesty

:)

[Reaper Man]

Meh, I'll just answer weekly, as you didn't put in a "whenever the hell I feel the need to" option. :gonk:

[Kornman00]

you forgot jfap's option :gonk:

lol 'flick'

[kungpow]

No one will vote yearly cuz they are all already dead from prostate cancer. :P lol

[Texrat]

Every time I see Reaper Man's avatar.

[Kornman00]

Every time I see Reaper Man's avatar.
:haw:

I don't need to fap, I have Atty's sister http://gbxforums.gearboxsoftware.com/images/smilies/smirk.gif

[DaneO'Roo]

you forgot jfap's option :gonk:

lol 'flick'

dammit, and what would Jfaps option be?


Also Kornie, pics or it didn't happen. :cop:

[Tweek]

lol wankers.

[Syuusuke]

I thought polls weren't anonymous...

*looks at choices*

[dg]

Girlfriend.

[Jelly]

I find that not masturbating increases my level of concentration. Tension is good.

[Patrickssj6]

How?



I think it's healthy! Getting the old sperms out...I mean I want my kid to be up-to-date :awesome:

[Jelly]

I don't disagree that it's healthy; its just that the extra tension enables me to focus on one thing harder, such as schoolwork or Halo.

[FRain]

dammit, and what would Jfaps option be?


Jfap last I heard faps every two minutes. :gonk:

[Atty]

:haw:

I don't need to fap, I have Atty's sister http://gbxforums.gearboxsoftware.com/images/smilies/smirk.gif:mad::mad::mad:

Whenever I feel like warning off prostate cancer. :ssh:

[Kornman00]

I mean I want my kid to be up-to-date :awesome:

:gonk:

don't forget to bring a towel :fail:

[Bad Waffle]

meh, every two days or so. Usually school exhausts me, so sometimes once a week D:

[Pooky]

Yeah I voted honestly.

[Emmzee]

About once every day/2 days.

[StankBacon]

just because you have a gf, doesnt mean you dont fap, and if you say you dont, your a liar.

[Emmzee]

just because you have a gf, doesnt mean you dont fap, and if you say you dont, your a liar.
^tbh.

I have a girlfriend, and I still masturbate, mostly because I'm constantly blueballing.

[Sever]

Haha, Emmzee isn't getting any! lol jk

[Random]

I am too busy to fap, and I don't always do the flapping D:

[LlamaMaster]

I do it quite irregularly. Sometimes every day, sometimes every other day, a few times a week....depends how many social events I go to.

Most of the time I'm stuck at home so I do it out of boredom...

Fuck homeschool.

[Bodzilla]

I find that not masturbating increases my level of concentration. Tension is good.
i beg to differ.

it makes me angrier >:U
i've been doing it for so long now i'm like a junkie. I NEED MY FIX!


Fuck homeschool.
i lol'd

[DrunkenSamus]

Fuck homeschool.

When I read that, I remembered your thread about the Christian school thing and I was like "....damn."

[PlasbianX]

Tbh i dont feel like telling a bunch of random people online who ive never met how many times i beat my meat a day.

[Boba]

i don't do it

[LlamaMaster]

i don't do it
Ever?

[Boba]

no

[PlasbianX]

Ever?

His mom does it for him.

[Phobias]

Tbh i dont feel like telling a bunch of random people online who ive never met how many times i beat my meat a day.


^ lol.

WtF @ Thread?

I voted.

[DaneO'Roo]

Tbh i dont feel like telling a bunch of random people online who ive never met how many times i beat my meat a day.

you just did :XD:

*edit* dammiit i got beaten to it >:{

also, this thread needs more Haruko

[Bad Waffle]

HAHAH LOL DANO

[Roostervier]

you just did :XD:

*edit* dammiit i got beaten to it >:{

also, this thread needs more Haruko
Rofl, yes; it does need more Haruko.

[teh lag]

Epic poll tbh.

The real question : how many of you are fapping right now :O

[Archon23]

I know I am!

[LlamaMaster]

Epic poll tbh.

The real question : how many of you are fapping right now :O
Happy thousandth post!

Also, funny story: So I was jacking off in my computer chair right? Anyway, I misjudged how powerful my cannon was and some of landed in between the keys in my key bored. Boy, I sure did panic. Lucky though I managed to get it out before it seeped through to the bottom.

[legionaire45]

http://www.fukung.net/images/2418/thread_rox_01.jpg
Whenever I can.

[DaneO'Roo]

rofl

[Neuro Guro]

Girlfriend.

By that do you me "Nope I don't fap at all, just do the straight ol' "In and Out" with mah g/f" or do you mean "Yes I do fap, but when I do it I usually just do it on my g/f's face"?

[Emmzee]

I usually just do it on my g/f's face"?
Hot.

[Kornman00]

also, this thread needs more CP
ftfy


Hot.
sorry, but if I did that, I couldn't help but thing of her covered face every time I kissed her...:gonk:

[Emmzee]

ftfy


sorry, but if I did that, I couldn't help but thing of her covered face every time I kissed her...:gonk:
Then you need to eat more fruit.

[Phopojijo]

Then you need to eat more fruit.Well if he eats fruit -- his face will be the messy one o.O;

JOKING FOLKS!

[Con]

also, this thread needs more Dr Pepper
ftfy

ftfy

[Atty]

also, this thread needs more Hentaitbqh

[Con]

:awesome:

[DaneO'Roo]

It is healthy... Well, at least mine is. I cum pure nutrition, baby!

Speaking of that, has anybody ever tried cooking with their own semen?
About a month ago I got adventurous and decided to fap into the frying pan, using my semen in place of little extra butter I usually put in the pan when I'm grilling grilled cheese.
I didn't notice much difference in flavor when I tried it, although it definitely didn't taste any worse.
Last night, however, while in the process leading up to grilling two sandwiches for lunch for myself and my sick mother, I noticed my neighbor's 13 year old daughter changing in the yard next door (our window sort of faces out into the neighbor's yard, the suburban layout of our community is somewhat strange), presumably after getting out of the pool. I got the urge to fap and decided to incorporate it into my cooking again in secret.
My mother did seem to notice a difference in flavor for the better - I nonchalantly told her I used a different butter, which in it's essence wasn't entirely a lie, I just didn't specify it was my nut butter. I'm not about to outright lie to my mother.
I consider myself a respectable man of principles, you know.

You sick tasteless mother fucker


:)

[Phopojijo]

It is healthy... Well, at least mine is. I cum pure nutrition, baby!

Speaking of that, has anybody ever tried cooking with their own semen?
About a month ago I got adventurous and decided to fap into the frying pan, using my semen in place of little extra butter I usually put in the pan when I'm grilling grilled cheese.
I didn't notice much difference in flavor when I tried it, although it definitely didn't taste any worse.
Last night, however, while in the process leading up to grilling two sandwiches for lunch for myself and my sick mother, I noticed my neighbor's 13 year old daughter changing in the yard next door (our window sort of faces out into the neighbor's yard, the suburban layout of our community is somewhat strange), presumably after getting out of the pool. I got the urge to fap and decided to incorporate it into my cooking again in secret.
My mother did seem to notice a difference in flavor for the better - I nonchalantly told her I used a different butter, which in it's essence wasn't entirely a lie, I just didn't specify it was my nut butter. I'm not about to outright lie to my mother.
I consider myself a respectable man of principles, you know.If she wasn't sick then... she'd be on antibiotics now. :)

[Kybo_Ren]

Whenever I feel the need...
Generally twice a day (really bored) to once or twice a month (not bored and super busy)

[Четка.]

Usualy every 2 days for me

[DrunkenSamus]

One day I had the urge to masturbate like five times. I don't know what the hell was wrong with my penis. Oh well. *fapfapfapfapfap*

[n00b1n8R]

lol@thread

why is haruko so great? he rights posts that talk about deviant sexual acts. whoop de fucking do.

also I'm surprised the references to pedophilia havn't got infractions.

also atleast once a week.


:gonk:

don't forget to bring a towel :fail:

don't forget to bring a towel :eng101:
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/b/ba/David_Dixon_as_Ford_Prefect.jpg

that's a retro ford prefect btw.

[DrunkenSamus]

What the hell does that picture have to do with anything other than the guy having a camel toe?

[Kornman00]

What the hell does that picture have to do with anything other than the guy having a camel toe?
:gtfo: the internet NOW.

[Bodzilla]

no
Refer to my sig.

[DaneO'Roo]

:gtfo: the internet NOW.

I have no idea either Kornie :(

[Patrickssj6]

Kornie, schicki schicki schweine.

Also,

me neither.

[Random]

Kornie, schicki schicki schweine.

Also,

me neither.

I have had enough of your nazi pigs :mad: No more Russian songs.

[Masterz1337]

Every few hours. School permitting.

[Texrat]

Girlfriend.

Wife. :smith:

[Mass]

rofl at how many people also fap daily.

anyway, I usually do it quite often, it's relaxing and helps me get to sleep, also in a poll 85% of men in relationships still wack the wonder weasel, other 15% lie, tbh.

Whether or not to fap at awkward times and places is a battle between my cock and my brain, although ever since I saw RE: Extinction, my brain has no power whatsoever.

Milla Jovovich getting tentacle raped in a movie that rips off like 20 other movies simultaneously=Cock>brain

Damn you capitalism.

[SnaFuBAR]

tentacle rape

i'll see it tomorrow :smith:

[Mass]

Here is everything I specifically remember it ripping off:

28 days later
aliens
halo
the birds
waterworld
the matrix
star wars episode two
japanese horror movies
the swarm
mad max 2
tomb raider
who wants to be a millionaire
any movie with laser dodging
ET
gears of war
underworld
serenity
duke nukem
X2
jurassic park
blade
original planet of the apes ending
james bond
Any movie with creepy white scientists

Hmm, I could have sworn there were more, btw zombie movies are given.

[Teroh]

anyway, I usually do it quite often, it's relaxing and helps me get to sleep, also in a poll 85% of men in relationships still wack the wonder weasel, other 15% lie, tbh.
^
Same.

[Kornman00]

Here is everything I specifically remember it ripping off:

28 days later
aliens
halo
the birds
waterworld
the matrix
star wars episode two
japanese horror movies
the swarm
mad max 2
tomb raider
who wants to be a millionaire
any movie with laser dodging
ET
gears of war
underworld
serenity
duke nukem
X2
jurassic park
blade
original planet of the apes ending
james bond
Any movie with creepy white scientists
haki and gow are not movies :eng101:

[Emmzee]

It is healthy... Well, at least mine is. I cum pure nutrition, baby!

Speaking of that, has anybody ever tried cooking with their own semen?
About a month ago I got adventurous and decided to fap into the frying pan, using my semen in place of little extra butter I usually put in the pan when I'm grilling grilled cheese.
I didn't notice much difference in flavor when I tried it, although it definitely didn't taste any worse.
Last night, however, while in the process leading up to grilling two sandwiches for lunch for myself and my sick mother, I noticed my neighbor's 13 year old daughter changing in the yard next door (our window sort of faces out into the neighbor's yard, the suburban layout of our community is somewhat strange), presumably after getting out of the pool. I got the urge to fap and decided to incorporate it into my cooking again in secret.
My mother did seem to notice a difference in flavor for the better - I nonchalantly told her I used a different butter, which in it's essence wasn't entirely a lie, I just didn't specify it was my nut butter. I'm not about to outright lie to my mother.
I consider myself a respectable man of principles, you know.
http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=4386993
http://forums.gametrailers.com/showthread.php?p=4962180
Oh hi C&P.

Not to mention in the first thread, I noticed the poster said it was posted somewhere else. (http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showpost.php?p=73840533&postcount=11)

Fail less next time, k?

[Teroh]

http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=4386993
http://forums.gametrailers.com/showthread.php?p=4962180
Oh hi C&P.

Not to mention in the first thread, I noticed the poster said it was posted somewhere else. (http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showpost.php?p=73840533&postcount=11)

Fail less next time, k?
Pwnt thx.
Haruko, :gtfo:

[Boba]

ftfy
i lvoe doctor pepper

[Bodzilla]

http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=4386993
http://forums.gametrailers.com/showthread.php?p=4962180
Oh hi C&P.

Not to mention in the first thread, I noticed the poster said it was posted somewhere else. (http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showpost.php?p=73840533&postcount=11)

Fail less next time, k?
Wasn't that already obvious that it was a repost.

still doesnt change the fact that it was funny.

[Mass]

halo and gow are not movies.

But then again, you never specified you were only talking about movies, did you, oh lord and master.

FTFY

:eng101:

[Bodzilla]

I didnt know u swung that way korny O_o

[Kornman00]

After many sleepless nights and days I have finally calculated the amount of time jfap spends fapping. Though the number is so astronomical it can only be expressed using rossmum.

For every single post rossmum has ever made on ANY one forum, jfap has fapped.


I didnt know u swung that way korny O_o
says the guy who skeeted in his eye and got pink eye :rolleyes:

[rossmum]

After many sleepless nights and days I have finally calculated the amount of time jfap spends fapping. Though the number is so astronomical it can only be expressed using rossmum.

For every single post rossmum has ever made on ANY one forum, jfap has fapped.
Holy shit.

I didn't even think that was possible.

[Kornman00]

Its not, but then again, jfap does defy the laws of everything (even gravity) since hes a freak of nature...

[Bodzilla]

well now since ross's post count got lowered it looks like Jfap is 1000 posts ahead of schedule

:downs:

[n00b1n8R]

After many sleepless nights and days I have finally calculated the amount of time jfap spends fapping. Though the number is so astronomical it can only be expressed using rossmum.

For every single post rossmum has ever made on ANY one forum, jfap has fapped.


COINCIDENCE?
YOU BE THE JUDGE.

[DaneO'Roo]

I bet I've fapped more.

[Bodzilla]

pfft i'd beat u any day of the week dano.

Hands down.

[Reaper Man]

Your hands'll be down, as you'll be doing this http://sa.tweek.us/emots/images/emot-shlick.gifamirite?

[StankBacon]

once (or twice) a day, since i discovered masturbation?

6000 seems to be too little of an amount :p

[Kornman00]

6000 seems to be too little of an amount :p
I lol'd, you think h2v.net is the ONLY forum rossmum visits. I rofl'd.

[Mass]

Every post ever?

Minute Man.

[rossmum]

I lol'd, you think h2v.net is the ONLY forum rossmum visits. I rofl'd.
From what I rememeber...


8,000+ here, assuming Zeph only moved the clipboard and music threads, plus old posts in locked sections
3,200+ on GBX
5,000+ on Halomods
2,000+ on FP
500+ across about 5-10 other forums I have visited/still visit:p

[Texrat]

You should be paid per post.

[Kornman00]

In pesos http://sa.tweek.us/emots/images/emot-laugh.gif

[odseraphim]

In pesos http://sa.tweek.us/emots/images/emot-laugh.gif
which in turn, is converted to yen

[Texrat]

And then lira.

[SnaFuBAR]

then pushed up his colon causing him to die of massive blockage.

[Emmzee]

eemze is just mad that it gave him an erection. What a gross pedo. :fail:
You got it right, baby.

[Cortexian]

:awesome:

Oh, and lots.

[Mass]

Rofl, about 70% of H2vistians fap daily.

Aren't we just the scum skeet of the Earth.

[Atty]

Whenever your sister changes, I fap. :ssh:

[Teroh]

And then lira.
Don't make fun of my country's old currency. :mad:

[Leiukemia]

I'm curious now how often girls admitidly masturbate. I don't think they do as much, but I'm sure they must at some times.

[Pooky]

I hate how girls all try to deny masturbating, like anyone really gives a shit if they do.

[Emmzee]

Whenever your sister changes, I fap. :ssh:
Or whenever I change.

[Roostervier]

I'm curious now how often girls admitidly masturbate. I don't think they do as much, but I'm sure they must at some times.
From what I've heard from a lot of guys, their GFs do it more than they do. I don't know about my GF tbh, though.

Also, I do every day. :-3

[Boba]

I'm curious now how often girls admitidly masturbate. I don't think they do as much, but I'm sure they must at some times.
Girls don't have sex drive.

EDIT: Excluding Frenchies.

[Teroh]

Girls don't have sex drive.

EDIT: Excluding Frenchies.
That totally defies biology and hormones.

[Random]

Girls don't have sex drive.

Bull shit

[Dr Nick]

Bull shitiawtp.
And the one before it!

[jahrain]

Girls don't have sex drive.

For you maybe :-3...

[Atty]

I'm curious now how often girls admitidly masturbate. I don't think they do as much, but I'm sure they must at some times.If you want to believe surveys and what-not only 1 in every 20 women masturbates once a day.

Girls I've dated and am good friends with do it whenever they are having a lazy day, a day on the weekend when their parents are out, maybe they are sitting at their PC and come across something arousing, you know, a few times per week based on what kind of stimulation they encounter.

[Kornman00]

:words:
or in the case of your sister, every time she hears my name or sees a cob of corn :haw:

I hope your family has that for dinner tonight >=D

[Atty]

Don't you have an IED to diffuse or something?

[Kornman00]

Don't you have an IED to diffuse or something?
No, thats EOD silly :downs:

[StankBacon]

every girl i know has admitted to masturbating, and (alot) admitting to owning plenty of dildos and other toys.

girls are sex freaks.

[Reaper Man]

For you maybe :-3...
Oh snap. :downs:

[Pooky]

every girl i know has admitted to masturbating, and (alot) admitting to owning plenty of dildos and other toys.

girls are sex freaks.

then I wanna live wherever you live...

[Patrickssj6]

I hate how girls all try to deny masturbating, like anyone really gives a shit if they do.
Maybe they want you to do it for them? :haw:

It's common sense. :eyesroll:

[Huero]

At least 2, at the most 4 times a day...
<_________________________________________<

Does that make me, like, a hand pimp?

[Kornman00]

:gonk:

[Aerowyn]

Once every other day or so for me. >__<

[TeeKup]

At least twice a week.

[DaneO'Roo]

Once every other day or so for me. >__<

:picsorstfu:


Lights shes cheating you with Mr Palmer and his five sons :mad:













:p

[Emmzee]

Once every other day or so for me. >__<
So Lightning can't deliver, huh?

It's the same with Ross for me. I've seen cupcakes at a weight watcher's meeting go longer than Ross.

[Aerowyn]

So Lightning can't deliver, huh?

Okay, 1) it's called being responsible and abstaining. 2) it keeps us both happy and it doesn't have a damn thing to do with whether or not Jason "can deliver" or not.

[TheGhost]

I used to almost every day / every other day, but then I got to college. I haven't once since getting here, so that's almost 2 months. The girls keep my cock busy.

[Bodzilla]

I used to almost every day / every other day, but then I got to college. I haven't once since getting here, so that's almost 2 months. The girls keep my cock busy.
:lmao: :lmao:

i just fell off my chair laughing hahaha. Smooth.

[Emmzee]

I used to almost every day / every other day, but then I got to college. I haven't once since getting here, so that's almost 2 months. The guys keep my cock busy.
:eng101:

[rossmum]

Emmzee fuck you ok :saddowns:

[ICEE]

Meh, I'll just answer weekly, as you didn't put in a "whenever the hell I feel the need to" option. :gonk: <--

[Kornman00]

Once every other day or so for me. >__<
Lightning, if your gf can post that here, I must say you caught one nice fish thar mister :worship:. That or she just has bigger bawls than you http://gbxforums.gearboxsoftware.com/images/smilies/smirk.gif

Also, share lightning plz, needs moar post and less kissy kissy

[Bodzilla]

How Regularly Do You Fap(or "Flick" for the ladies)

Once every other day or so for me. >__<
Oh Fap, Snap

[StankBacon]

wow, someone deleted my post about lightning not getting any.

(see, i can edit posts too)


:o


fucking homos.

[Reaper Man]

http://sa.tweek.us/emots/images/emot-shlick.gif
:haw:

[Aerowyn]

Lightning, if your gf can post that here, I must say you caught one nice fish thar mister :worship:.

Thank you. :)


Also, share lightning plz, needs moar post and less kissy kissy

During the week I don't really get "kissy kissy" time seeing as I'm an hour away from home. So you really should take that up with him, not me XD

[Kornman00]

During the week I don't really get "kissy kissy" time seeing as I'm an hour away from home. So you really should take that up with him, not me XD
damn, Lightning has to drive an hour just to get kissy kissy :(

needs moar super glue NO, not for fappin' >_<

[Emmzee]

Emmzee fuck you ok :saddowns:
OH KAY

[Pooky]

wow, someone deleted my rude post.





:o

hey mine too!

:o

[n00b1n8R]

http://sa.tweek.us/emots/images/emot-shlick.gif
:haw:
IAWTP

[Lightning]

Hi.

[Emmzee]

Hi.
How often?

[Tweek]

How often?
^

[Boba]

For you maybe :-3...
UH THE PREACHER TOLD ME GIRLS DON'T HAVE SEX DRIVE AND THAT THEY ARE JUST THE LORD'S OVEN

[Flyboy]

UH THE PREACHER TOLD ME GIRLS DON'T HAVE SEX DRIVE AND THAT THEY ARE JUST THE LORD'S OVEN
I don't find that hard to believe.

[Kornman00]

UH THE PREACHER TOLD ME GIRLS DON'T HAVE SEX DRIVE AND THAT THEY ARE JUST THE LORD'S OVEN
so what "powers" their oven :-3?

[Flyboy]

so what "powers" their oven :-3?
Your wallet.

[Emmzee]

Your wallet.
That.

Was the best post ever.

[Kornman00]

Your wallet.
Whats in your wallet :-3

[Lightning]

No money, and a card that has credits on it for an arcade.

:V

[Kornman00]

no wonder shes an hour away, no moniez :rolleyes:

[Aerowyn]

no wonder shes an hour away, no moniez :rolleyes:

He has money whenever it pertains to ITG or Halo's Legendary Edition, but he has to "dig up money" or ask his parents for some when it comes to taking me to dinner, or buying me christmas presents... :p

Men. Honestly.

[Emmzee]

Men. Honestly.
Can't live with 'em, can't live without 'em, if you get what I mean.

[Random]

UH THE PREACHER TOLD ME GIRLS DON'T HAVE SEX DRIVE AND THAT THEY ARE JUST THE LORD'S OVEN

You need to preheat the oven before you bake with it. :x

[Emmzee]

You need to preheat the oven before you bake with it. :x
Hot.

[Aerowyn]

You need to preheat the oven before you bake with it. :x

Over 9,000 degrees.







.... Celsius.

[Emmzee]

I was under the impression the female equivalent of "fap" was "fig"...

[Random]

Over 9,000 degrees.







.... Celsius.

But then you will burn the baby :(

[Aerowyn]

But then you will burn the baby :(

On the contrary.

Preparing a baby is like preparing a turkey for thanksgiving or whatever. You know how you heat the oven and then it cooks for like a million hours--well, more like 8?

9,000 degrees celsius is like that. It's so mild that it takes 9 months for that baby to cook.

[Random]

On the contrary.

Preparing a baby is like preparing a turkey for thanksgiving or whatever. You know how you heat the oven and then it cooks for like a million hours--well, more like 8?

9,000 degrees celsius is like that. It's so mild that it takes 9 months for that baby to cook.

But, Human flesh requires extended exposure to 1,400 degrees Fahrenheit or 760 degrees celsius in order to ignite. The human body, which is 85 percent water, burns outside to inside in a rapid cycle of layer-by-layer dehydration and ignition. The heat dries out the skin; the dry skin ignites. That fire dries out the next layer of muscle and fat, which then ignites. And so on, until the internal organs are consumed. The average body gives off a modest 1,000 Btu per pound of meat (burning wood, by comparison, gives off 6,000 Btu). But an extremely obese person can run up to 17,000 Btu.

I highly doubt a baby could take 9000 degrees celsius for 9 months. And the analogy saying a baby is like turkey is well wrong, other then the baby and the turkey being cooked all the way through when it comes out.

In fact the baby might even be well done.

[n00b1n8R]

On the contrary.

Preparing a baby is like preparing a turkey for thanksgiving or whatever. You know how you heat the oven and then it cooks for like a million hours--well, more like 8?

9,000 degrees celsius is like that. It's so mild that it takes 9 months for that baby to cook.

so that's how it works :o


No money, and a card that has credits on it for an arcade.

:V
how often.

also, i thaught girl fapping was schlicking.

[Tweek]

But, Human flesh requires extended exposure to 1,400 degrees Fahrenheit or 760 degrees celsius in order to ignite. The human body, which is 85 percent water, burns outside to inside in a rapid cycle of layer-by-layer dehydration and ignition. The heat dries out the skin; the dry skin ignites. That fire dries out the next layer of muscle and fat, which then ignites. And so on, until the internal organs are consumed. The average body gives off a modest 1,000 Btu per pound of meat (burning wood, by comparison, gives off 6,000 Btu). But an extremely obese person can run up to 17,000 Btu.

I highly doubt a baby could take 9000 degrees celsius for 9 months. And the analogy saying a baby is like turkey is well wrong, other then the baby and the turkey being cooked all the way through when it comes out.

In fact the baby might even be well done.

you're making me hungry :haw:

[Bodzilla]

Whats in your wallet :-3
Isn't it obvious?

Your money KM :D
Your 2 Biz-zay being Duh in DUHmany to notice :awesome:
:exploitation:

[jahrain]

This thread reeks of stained keyboards.

[Reaper Man]

This thread reeks of stained keyboards.
*and chairs. Gosh, don't be so biased, there's ladeez here too.

[Phobias]

Whenever I feel like it, so probably around 2-3 times a week...

All depends on who I've been talking to, really.

Also,



Hi.


How often?


Answer or :gtfo:

[Bodzilla]

New sig: :D

shame the signature edit is fucked. and 5 lines in that tiny box is all u get, and when it expands out.. u end up with 4 >________>

[FRain]

Sig is fucked, you can't stick 5 lines in a spoiler box, and then make another spoiler box, and another quote in there.

[Bodzilla]

tried this shit at anohter forum


sorry guys i just dont think the private sexual habits of the cyberslam members needs to be known. Take this as a public warning for all about this type of posts and i hope to not see anymore like this in the future.

~ Closed
Wheres the Luls gone :'(

[Emmzee]

Cyberslam is fail.

[Bodzilla]

indeed ;__;

[StankBacon]

tried this shit at anohter forum


Wheres the Luls gone :'(



wow, what a fucking homo.

[Masterz1337]

Once every few days.

On the topic of condoms, my new wallet doesn't have room for a condom, so I cary my old buosted one and store a condom in there, and then I carry my new wallet which has my money.

[Emmzee]

Once every few days.

On the topic of condoms, my new wallet doesn't have room for a condom, so I cary my old buosted one and store a condom in there, and then I carry my new wallet which has my money.
This lame attempt at humor was brought to you by Masterz1337.

[rossmum]

Wait, that was meant to be humour? :raise:

[Bodzilla]

i dont even know what it was :gonk:

i'm SO CONFUzED!111 :gonk:

[Cortexian]

I don't get this whole "girls don't fap/flick/shlick/whatever as much as guys bias". It's all relative to the individual, I know a girl that fap/flick/shlick/whatever's at least once a day.

I'm doing my CALM class in school now (the Sex Ed. unit to be particular), and you know what. I realized that (after talking about STI's and such), that the human race really fails.

Fuck Humans.

I'm converting.

[Jay2645]

To what?
Grunts?
If you manage to find a way, let me know.

[n00b1n8R]

Cyberslam is fail.
^iawtp

also what ross said.

[Kornman00]

To what?
Grunts?
No silly, ranged pureform flood. :iia:


Wait, that was meant to be humour? :raise:
No, humor :downs:

[rossmum]

No, humor :downs:
Sorry but I think you need to work on your spelling :downs:

[Emmzee]

Sorry but I think you need to work on your spelling :downs:
No, the American spelling is right.

Why?

BECAUSE WE HAVE MORE PEOPLE THAN AUSTRALIA AND ENGLAND COMBINED.

[rossmum]

No, the American spelling is right.

Why?

BECAUSE WE HAVE MORE PEOPLE THAN AUSTRALIA AND ENGLAND COMBINED.
Idiots don't count.

What now?

[Emmzee]

Idiots don't count.

What now?
THAT HURT MY FEELINGS
:smithicide:

[Patrickssj6]

Idiots don't count.

What now?
Well there still is Bush...




oh wait.

[Pooky]

No, the American spelling is right.

Why?

BECAUSE WE HAVE MORE NUKES THAN AUSTRALIA AND ENGLAND COMBINED.
ftfy

[Kornman00]

Idiots don't count.
True, they don't count, but lets not be hard rossmum! Its kinda hard to count when you don't know how to. Fucking kangaroo, don't you have some new zealanders to hunt?

[rossmum]

I can't find Timo, I think he's run away with the sheep :(

So, Dane, you got what you wanted now you sick perv? :p

[Kornman00]

I can't find Timo, I think he's run away with the sheep :(
n, spoooooooooooooooooooooooon![/the tick]

[Emmzee]

ftfy
Oh snap.

[Timo]

Well this thread has strayed from its initial discussion of masturbation, to me violating sheep. :|

/thread