So I heard it's my birthda- wait.

[rossmum]

Since all of you Americans/Poms/Europeans/etc. are slow and live in the past, you'd miss my birthday by a day if you lot posted this. (It's OK though, I still love you.)

So anyway, I can now vote, (legally) drink (because it's not like I did it before :tinfoil:), smoke (or not, blech), get tried as an adult, be responsible for myse- hey wait, this doesn't sound so cool :(

[Con]

we didn't care forgot

Happy birthday Rossy Wossy ;p

[FRain]

Happy birthday to jooo
Happy birthday to jooo
Happy birthday you post wh-rossmum
Happy birthday to jooo

[Caboose O'Malley]

Happy b-day ross!
You're now one year closer to certain death!

[Jelly]

Awesome!

Happy Birthday rossmum.

[rossmum]

Oh you guys are such jokers :awesome:

[Reaper Man]

Happy birthday you filthy whore :awesome:

[atomicpower93]

Happy b-day ross!
You're now one year closer to certain death!
lol thats nice!

[Tweek]

grats2u mr. whoar <3

[LlamaMaster]

Well, I did just make an awesome smiley out of :awesome:'s, but it wouldn't let me post it....

Anywho, happy birthday!

mines the 17th, and don't you forget it!

[Caboose O'Malley]

*Reads LlamaMasters sig and thinks for a second*
*Turns around to look at the rope hanging from the ceiling*
Damn, it's taken - Oh well, I guess I could do it some other day...

So ross, feel any smarter now?
Have a nice day! :awesome:
It could be your last! :awesome:
I'm bored! :awesome:
And my face is starting to hurt from this retarded smiling! :awesome:

BTW What are you doing hanging around here at geek central? Shouldn't you be promoting yourself out there that you want sex or something?

[STLRamsFan]

Happy Birthday bro!

[rossmum]

Thanks <3

[Dr Nick]

http://blog.nbc.com/ross_blog/24&#37;20Homemade%20cake.jpg

Happy b-day Ross!

e: Hidden!

[rossmum]

Shit hide that before sever shows up

[Love De Lux]

Happy birthday ross :)

[Rob Oplawar]

A special cake for Ross:
http://www.spacebrick.net/pictures/blog_gallery/thecakeisalie.jpg
Eat it fast, before it disappears, and I'm not just talking about sever...

[Pooky]

fappy birthday

[TeeKup]

Since all of you Americans/Poms/Europeans/etc. are slow and live in the past, you'd miss my birthday by a day if you lot posted this. (It's OK though, I still love you.)

So anyway, I can now vote, (legally) drink (because it's not like I did it before :tinfoil:), smoke (or not, blech), get tried as an adult, be responsible for myse- hey wait, this doesn't sound so cool :(

Don't forget you also don't have to do a damn thing your parents say. Of course you should only need to enforce that when they act like unreasonable assholes.

[teh lag]

Happy birthday, you dirty post whore :awesome:

[Emmzee]

Happy birthday.

When you get your extra-large cake, there'll be a "surprise" in it...
MY COCK.
Just for you!

[Sever]

Dr Nick, that cake was not tasty. I expected better from your overstuffed sweatshop-kitchen filled with illegal aliens forced to bake hundreds of cakes for only pennies a day. They need more whipping. I am giving (most of) it back.
http://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f87/sever323/Untitled-11.png

And Rob, I don't even need to steal your cake because Matrix-cake is just a machine-created virtual dessert illusion used to distract us while our bio-thermal energy is harvested.

[Roostervier]

Happy birthday Ross, =D.

[rossmum]

Thanks guys :)


Don't forget you also don't have to do a damn thing your parents say. Of course you should only need to enforce that when they act like unreasonable assholes.
Doesn't work on dad, he hits back with "you don't need to live in this house, either". :(

[Archon23]

Have fun your birthdays will start spiraling down as you realize all it is is a little reminder you one year closer to death :downs:

[Emmzee]

Thanks guys :)


Doesn't work on dad, he hits back.
:eng101:

[Mr Buckshot]

Happy birthday! Any presents?

[rossmum]

So far, a CD with tech data, history, archive footage and interior/exterior 360-degree views of the Bf109, a Matthew Reilly book, and $40.

[Emmzee]

So far, a CD with tech data, history, archive footage and interior/exterior 360-degree views of the Bf109, a Matthew Reilly book, and $40.
Needs more Maiden tbh.

[rossmum]

Needs more Maiden tbh.
Definitely.

[Bodzilla]

Happy birthday you filthy whore :awesome:
IAWTP!

[rossmum]

Update:

$220, acoustic guitar, Bf109 CD, book, bottle of wine, epic-sized can of awesome beer.

[Bodzilla]

:awesome:

u shook me all night long \m/

[Rob Oplawar]

so that makes you 18? you're just 2 years away... be afraid of 20... be very afraid...
lol /drama

[Jay2645]

Thanks guys :)


Doesn't work on dad, he hits back with "you don't need to live in this house, either". :(
I would have been your daddy, but the dog beat me over the fen-Oh, wait.
Happy birthday you dirty whore!

[ExAm]

CHEESECAKE. WE NEED CHEESECAKE.

[Reaper Man]

THEY'RE ALL OUTTA CAKE, SO I COULD ONLY GET CHEESE
http://wwp.cheese-usa.com/images/cheese.jpg

[ExAm]

IT WILL HAVE TO DO

*puts candles in holes*

[n00b1n8R]

So far, a CD with tech data, history, archive footage and interior/exterior 360-degree views of the Bf109, a Matthew Reilly book, and $40.

which one :|

also :insert witty comment about ross, posts, whore analogy's and cake here:

[rossmum]

Seven Ancient Wonders.

[beele]

happy birthday :awesome:

[DaneO'Roo]

holy sheet, happy birthday man D:

[rossmum]

I even got mildly tipsy :haw:

(as in, it passed within 3 or 4 minutes)

[thehoodedsmack]

Happy Birthday, mate!

~:awesome:> SO multicultural.

[SMASH]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY :). Sorry I'm late. Yesterday was hell :-P.

[Reaper Man]

I even got mildly tipsy :haw:

(as in, it passed within 3 or 4 minutes)
Oh you rebel, you. :haw:

[rossmum]

Oh you rebel, you. :haw:
i no rite

I feel like walking into a bar and buying a beer for no reason other than because I motherfucking can, bitches.

Also do I quite like beer, but that's beside the point.

[Emmzee]

i no rite

I feel like walking into a bar and buying a beer for no reason other than because I motherfucking can, bitches.

Also do I quite like beer, but that's beside the point.
That's how I'm gonna spend my 18th birthday. I will buy:
Porn mags.
Cigarettes (not like I'm going to smoke them)
and a gun.

Too bad the drinking age is 21 here :saddowns:

[PlasbianX]

:awesome:_______:awesome:

Happy Bday

[rossmum]

That's how I'm gonna spend my 18th birthday. I will buy:
Porn mags.
Cigarettes (not like I'm going to smoke them)
and a gun.

Too bad the drinking age is 21 here :saddowns:
That is one of the most incredibly moronic laws I've seen for a while.

[Pooky]

That is one of the most incredibly moronic laws I've seen for a while.

Not really... 18 year old drunk drivers cause most car crashes here even now that the drinking age is 21...

[rossmum]

Not really... 18 year old drunk drivers cause most car crashes here even now that the drinking age is 21...
They're not as bad here, it's the sober dickheads who try to show off that you need to watch out for. They actually make the effort right throughout school (and I mean right throughout) to drill it into kids that alcohol is fine, so long as they don't overdo it or do something moronic like try and drive.

But still, that's retarded. It's OK to put yourself and everyone around you at risk of developing cancer, but it's not OK to head down to the local bar with some mates and have a few beers, then get a cab back?

At the very least, they could make them both 21.

[Emmzee]

But still, that's retarded. It's OK to put yourself and everyone around you at risk of developing cancer, but it's not OK to head down to the local bar with some mates and have a few beers, then get a cab back?
Try telling that to the ridiculously powerful tobacco lobby.

[rossmum]

Yeah, that shit's fucked up.

[n00b1n8R]

Seven Ancient Wonders.

that's the one about the golden capstone right?

oh lawd I read that the other day. the guy needs to gb2 physics101.

[rossmum]

that's the one about the golden capstone right?

oh lawd I read that the other day. the guy needs to gb2 physics101.
I haven't started reading it yet.

[legionaire45]

happy birfday :D

sorry for being late, plz except this here rep :)