How many 5 year olds could you beat the..

[PlasbianX]

...shit out of!!?!?!

http://www.howmanyfiveyearoldscouldyoutakeinafight.com/

My score:
You could take on 28 five year old kids in a fight.


And while you are at it:
http://www.justsayhi.com/bb/zombie (whats your chance of surviving a zombie apocalypse?)

Myscore:
You Have a 56% Chance of Survival!

[hobojoe]

Lol.

My Score:
I could take on 26 five year old kids.

[DrunkenSamus]

I can take on 15 five year old kids, lmao. Some of the questions were pretty hilarious and unnecessary.

[TPE]

I can take on 25

I couldn't stop laughing at this question:

During the fight, would you feel morally comfortable picking up a child and using him/her as a weapon to throw at other children?

[Amit]

Says I can take 18 5 year-olds and 46% chance of surviving a zombie apocalypse.

[JunkfoodMan]

31 five year old kids, lol.

[Archon23]

I can take on 25, and I have a 58% chances of surviving a zombie apocolyspe.

[n00b1n8R]

apparently, 30 midgets are going down :haw:

oh and a 56% chance of surviving a zombie apocalypse.

[Emmzee]

You could take on 26 five year old kids in a fight.

E:
You Have a 71% Chance of Survival!

[HDoan]

I can take on 22 five year old kids and I have a 66% chance of survival yay!

[flibitijibibo]

I can take on 30 five year old kids and I have an 81% chance of surviving a zombie apocalypse. Woo.

[Tweek]

25 kids, 46% survival

[Con]

-26 kids

e:
dead body worth $5465.00

[Nugga117]

26 kids, 60% chance of survival

[FlyingStone]

Screw it.
43% Of surviving a zombie attack
.

[Random]

27 five year old kids :/
Once you get one down and use it as a bat, I think I could do more then that. Anyhow they are the right hight for kicking their face easily.

[Syuusuke]

Lol I took this test in my class.

I answered most of the questions un-honestly and got 30 kids =)

[Boba]

I can take on 3 kids, I have an 88% chance of surviving of zombies, and my body is worth $5665.

[klange]

30 five year olds and a 75% chance of surviving a Zombie apocalypse, my body is worth $5300 (dang it...), I'm 82% geek, 0% addicted to Apple, I scored a 60% (social drinker) on the alcohol one (I've never consumed any alcohol in my life, but I watched a few alcohol-related shows on the History Channel), 146,639 people died the day I was born, my body produces 284 watts of electricity, there are 2,247,000 germs on my keyboard, scored an 86% on the Internet Quiz, am 26% addicting to blogging (I swear to god they're news posts), named 55 HTML elements in 5 minutes (I missed those ones no ever uses), scored a 93% on the blogger spelling test, named 77 CSS properties in 7 minutes, 80% on the 8th grade science thing, and that's all of the quizzes I felt compelled to take.

[nooBBooze]

wtf only 60% chance of survival? thats utter BS. its more like 100% as i already have worked out a few scenarios.:v
now, idk how to manufacture explosive thingys but i guess if i keep aiming for the tanks of the cars theres nothing that could possibly go wrong.

[Emmzee]

i guess if i keep aiming for the tanks of the cars theres nothing that could possibly go wrong.
That's what the United States Army thought at Yonkers, but we all know how that turned out.

[OmegaDragon]

30 5 year olds
62% chance of survival for zombies
Dead body is worth $5215

[Roostervier]

29 five year olds and a 58% chance of surviving. :|

e: 147,915 people died on my birthday. D:

My dead body is worth


$5765!
26% Geek, and 0% addicted to apple
I produce 347 watts

[~ZMT~Trace]

I can take on 25 5 year olds, have a 56% chance survival, and my body is worth $5690.

[DrunkenSamus]

I just noticed, if you pick the worst possible answers (short arms, very short height, overweight etc...), then you can only beat 1 five year old kid. Lmao.

[SnaFuBAR]

31 of the little bastards and wow, i wasn't expecting it, but... 77% chance of survival. awesome.

[DrunkenSamus]

I have a 41% chance of survival -_-.

[Archon23]

I'm 86% Geek and my body is worth $5600.

[Huero]

Hmm.
26 5 year olds.
49% Chance of survival.
Rad enough.

[p0lar_bear]

15 little brats and 41% survival rate.

I'm pathetic. :smithicide:

Fuck you, moral compass.

[Kornman00]

I'd get an Invincible! medal before someone broke my spree (ie, 30) / I would live long enough to be in the sequel to some zombie movie (ie, 77%) / 145,041 people died on my birthday / my dead body is worth 5.4 grand / I fucked Atty's sister last night.

[n00b1n8R]

Apparently my body is worth $5700 :O

also, I lol'd at the mac quiz:

Do your friends and family call you for technical support when their mac has issues?
no because mac's never get problems :downs:
and I'm 10% addicted to apple because my parents got me an ipod nano for xmas and I know what leopard is :hurrr:

72% C- on "how much do you know about the internet".
and 1,796,600 (equiv of 360 toilet seats worth of) jerms on my keyboard :(

brb i'm going to go wash my hands.

[Dr Nick]

You could take on 25 five year old kids in a fight.

E: Also 54% chance of surviving.

[Random]

Congratulations, your dead body is worth $6650!

[DAWN]

i can take on 20, 5 year olds
and i have a 62% chance of surviving a zombie apocalypse.

[Mass]

I got 100% on that booze test.
I lol'd.

[Limited]

You could take on 25 five year old kids in a fight.


Rock on
You Have a 38% Chance of Survival!
I'm fucked, unless the zombies are 5 year olds..

Beer Test
Your Score: 88% Your level: DRUNKARD

Congratulations, your dead body is worth $4325!

[armoman92]

35

[TeeKup]

12 5 year olds.

56% in a zombie apocalypse.

[Ki11a_FTW]

You could take on 32 five year old kids in a fight.


:awesome:

[ExAm]

I can take on 13 5 year olds (I was actually being honest) and have a 17% chance of survival in the event of a zombie apocalypse. I'm too nice :(

[Flyboy]

25 five year olds. And a 57% chance of surviving a zombie invasion.

[TeeKup]

I can take on 13 5 year olds (I was actually being honest) and have a 17% chance of survival in the event of a zombie apocalypse. I'm too nice :(

That will get you killed one day.

[PlasbianX]

The question is, am I a sick freak for googling how to determine how many little kids asses I could kick? :o

[Con]

no, we've all wondered it

[jahrain]

34 lol

[DaneO'Roo]

26 Kids

My dead body is worth $5565

I have a 55% chance of survival

Who died on my birthday(kinda):

1574 - King Charles IX of France

1431 - Joan of Arc, French heroine and saint (burned at the stake)

:3 (The rest were just musicians and physicists and shit like that)

[Bastinka]

My score: You could take on 36 5 year olds. (I cheated :-3 )

Zombie: I have a 83% chance of survival. Probably because my town is very very small and I live out of town in the middle of literally nowhere. This time I didn't cheat.

[Xetsuei]

28 5 year olds I could beat up, 57% chance of surviving zombies. My body is worth $4,215.

[Bodzilla]

27 5 year olds and a 60% chance of surviving the Zombies.

i somehow feel i could do more :(

[Bastinka]

i somehow feel i could do more :(
5 year olds can bite, scratch and kick pretty nastily, I wouldn't try it in the first place :)

[Bodzilla]

yes but i have pubic hair.

nothing beats pubes.
not ever.

[Terry]

Apparently I can take on 22 kids and I have a 79% chance of survival.

I didn't cheat for either, but I'd have gotten higher if only I could morally fight those kids D:

Also, Merry christmas :D

[Cortexian]

29 five year olds.

I'm going to go eat Christmas breakfast now.

[DrunkenSamus]

If you were fighting for something or someone very important, you could surely take on twice the amount of kids you could normally beat.

[Flyboy]

yes but i have pubic hair.

nothing beats pubes.
not ever.

I have pubic hair...on my face...

[Bastinka]

yes but i have pubic hair.

nothing beats pubes.
not ever.
They come armed with Razorblades and Shavers to get rid of that, they're smarter than you think. :)

[ExAm]

They come armed with RazorbladesEspecially the emo kids. Watch out for them.

[n00b1n8R]

Especially the emo kids. Watch out for them.

why? they'd likely run infront of your foot to get something else to complain about?

[Neuro Guro]

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[ima_from_America]

Especially the emo kids. Watch out for them.
They'd be likely to beat you with a Tickle me Emo Doll.

@Neuro: Holy shit. This makes me feel like Rob looking at potatoes for some reason.

[DrunkenSamus]

They'd be likely to beat you with a Tickle me Emo Doll.

@Neuro: Holy shit. This makes me feel like Rob looking at potatoes for some reason.

Dear God, what is WRONG with you?

Oh Never mind, I just reminded Rob's thread about those bacterial rotting potatoes in his pantry that attacked him.:lol:

[legionaire45]

I could take on 23 little downs sufferers and win. I have a 48% chance of surviving a zombie apocalypse (only because my crossbow doesn't count as a firearm + the reload would take forever and I would get rushed by a fuck load of them =[ ) and I am 72% Geek.

[NuggetWarmer]

I can take 30 5 year olds and have a 62% of survival. :D

EDIT: God damnit, old thread.

[Pooky]

20 5 year olds, 63% chance of survival.

[Agamemnon]

32 five-year-olds and a 55% of survival.

[Pooky]

I'm sensing a trend here... apparently people who can beat up 5 year olds are poorly suited to withstanding zombies.

[Bad Waffle]

nah, i had a 84 percent zombie survival, and 38 5 year olds. I'm violent without rules.

[Pooky]

You're the exception that proves the rule.

[Zeph]

31 brats and 74% chance of zombie survival.

[Agamemnon]

I'm sensing a trend here... apparently people who can beat up 5 year olds are poorly suited to withstanding zombies.
Zombie survival has a couple of stupid questions. I.E. Needing a gun to survive. Though I know the one that brings down my score is that I vote I would sacrifice myself to ensure a group of survivors would live on. Tbh a trade off of one versus many is a lot better then you running away to live alone again (and that's to say if push comes to shove).

[Pooky]

Either option is futile cause you can't stop the zombies anyway D:

May as well just run into a crowd with a grenade and an hero

[n00b1n8R]

What's so bad about being a zombie anyway?

[Agamemnon]

That's like saying, "What's so bad about having a headcrab attached to your head?"

[n00b1n8R]

Not really.
Being possessed by trans-dimensional aliens isn't the same as having some kind of virus-thing.

[Agamemnon]

Headcrabs don't just possess you, they literally transform your body. Your organs pour out, and, all the while, you are completely powerless to this change, but always aware, feeling this pain, watching in horror at what you do.

Basically it's like being taken over by the Flood.

Which is basically like being infested by the Zerg.

:/

[Pooky]

Headcrabs don't just possess you, they literally transform your body. Your organs pour out, and, all the while, you are completely powerless to this change, but always aware, feeling this pain, watching in horror at what you do.

Basically it's like being taken over by the Flood.

Which is basically like being infested by the Zerg.

:/
Don't do that, you're going to make me feel pity for the zombies I'm slaughtering D:

Also mb you should l2 half life 1 n00b, the zombies in that game were way more scary.

The part where theres a dude sitting there twitching in front of the TV while a headcrab digs into his flesh really freaked me out D:

[Agamemnon]

Don't do that, you're going to make me feel pity for the zombies I'm slaughtering D:

Also mb you should l2 half life 1 n00b, the zombies in that game were way more scary.

The part where theres a dude sitting there twitching in front of the TV while a headcrab digs into his flesh really freaked me out D:
You should play F.E.A.R. D:

[Pooky]

You should play F.E.A.R. D:

Actually I have, that game gave me nightmares, no kidding. And it wasn't even the parts where the game was trying to be scary that did it, it was all those super quiet parts where nothings going on and I was waiting for something to happen.

Of course, I always played it at night when I was tired and with the volume turned way up and the lights off :p

[Agamemnon]

Yeah, the worst parts was really anticipating it. Christ, I remember I nearly jumped because I knocked over a phone and it clanged so loud on the floor that I shot up the whole room. Talk about mindfuck.

[n00b1n8R]

Yeah, getting headcrabbed sucks, but what's so bad about generic brain-eating zombies?

[ItsMeTerror]

You Have a 76% Chance of Survival!


32 Kids XD

[Patrickssj6]

You Have a 1% Chance of Survival!


Fuck...I missed one question.

I might add that I'm a Communist. If they are Zombies, we all are. :haw:

[nooBBooze]

90% chance of survival.
i think in case of a zombie apocalypse it really helps to be a white male or a non-whore female older than 18. anything else would be too much of a risk.
also, being the only black person in a group of people equals a death sentence.

[Bodzilla]

:lmao:

[Hotrod]

I could take on 19 5 year old in a fight, not that bad.

I have a 54% chance of surviving a Zombie attack, I guess it's because of my morals, if I wouldn't go sacrifice myself, I would probably have a better chance of survival.

[Pyong Kawaguchi]

23 5 year olds and 58% chance of survival

[Disaster]

I can take on 28 5 year olds and have a 70% chance of survival.

[Sel]

You could take on 29 five year old kids in a fight.

You Have a 46% Chance of Survival!

[itszutak]

25 five-year-olds.

47% chance of survival.

Didn't I post in this thread a few months back?

[Monopoly]

You could take on 38 five year old kids in a fight.

[~ZMT~Trace]

26 five year olds.
and
45% chance of survival.