Post yer Freaky Dreams Thread, part Trois

[ExAm]

Post your latest mental sleepage happenings in this here thread.


5. With others in a labyrinth, looking for the exit. We come across burly werewolf-like enemies along the way, and fight them. We then find a field full of llamas. I realize I need something back in another area, and I start going back. The llamas charge me for a while, and I get shoved around a bit before making it back. I grab what it was I needed, and start going back, then the dream switches over to a part at a vacation resort that I don't remember, except for the fact that a friend of mine from school was with me. Then, tehre's a battle in a canyon, with tanks. And Godzilla. The same friend is there, and for some odd reason she says she is tasked with killing godzilla and solving some sort of puzzle, for HOMEWORK. She and I are not friends of the tanks or Godzilla, so the tanks shoot at us and godzilla attempts to kill us. We go into this bluish tower with a lot of cranks and gates in it. We find a missile launcher, and she takes it, and starts shooting at the tanks. For some reason it doesn't work. I find an RPG, but it's the size of a toothpick. I pick up some ammo and start shooting at the tanks and Godzilla. One of the tanks blows up, the rest are caught and pushed around in an odd gated irrigation system. Godzilla towers over them. I fire a rocket at him, it arcs high in the air, flips around, and sticks its back end into Godzilla's flesh, and hangs there. The rest I fire do the same thing. My friend and I run into the tower. We crawl through a tunnel. I can see up her skirt. We come out of the tunnel and see things on the wall with disturbing images. Not so bad as to be nightmarish, but disturbing, nonetheless. My friend is suddenly naked, but doesn't notice. She has nice boobs. Since It never crosses my mind that this is a dream, I try to be polite and look away. (I NEVER get laid in my dreams, what the fuck!?) The next time I look at her she's wearing her clothes again, and my cousin has joined her. We go through a gate and up a ramp with a crank next to it. We find a few rooms, which I don't remember much about, except that they may have had books in them. We go back and search for something, I don't know what. Then we remember the crank next to the ramp we just went up. We turn it, and go through the door that's under the ramp. Maniacal cackling ensues from the walls. My friend and my cousin want to go back, but I keep going, and slide down a few chains onto some platforms. My friend and cousin follow, for reasons unknown. They decide to go back. The voice in the walls says, "YOU'LL NEVER GET OUT OF HERE", in a really high, annoying voice, like a leprechaun or something. My friend and cousin just kind of jump back up, and the voice gets annoyed and starts yelling at them for breaking the rules. I follow them, but when I get outside they aren't there. A little blue man with very leathery skin floats out of nowhere. It's the guy who's been yelling at us. I ask him what he did with my friend and cousin, and he proceeds to lecture me about how every time someone breaks the rules he dies a little inside, and grabs my arm. The dream ends.

[Con]

cliffnotes plz

[Syuusuke]

I was grinding a hot girl, from behind and before I finished, she got up and walked away. I looked around and we were in a forest...? Could've sworn it was the beach.

Then I woke up with the need to pee.

[343guiltymc]

I dreamed I got teabagged in COD4.......or was that a dream at all? :/

[DrunkenSamus]

Oh god where do I start....I once found myself trapped in a room full of African Americans water coloring...

[MNC]

I've dreamt about tits the other day.



'Twas fun.

[Tweek]

i barely ever dream.
when i do its like 5 dreams though. weird.
also theyre fucking real, and then you wake up and go like wtf tht was fucking real
maybe ill dream somehting tonight

[JunkfoodMan]

I had an awesome dream.
I had God-like powers, and before be stood a massive army about to attack, and many cities beyond that.
Awesome ensued.

[Bodzilla]

I dreamt Dano got his motorbike license.

i woke up in a cold sweat.

[PlasbianX]

I dreamed I tried to commit suicide but I couldn't die. No matter what I did, I just couldn't die.

[DrunkenSamus]

I dreamed I tried to commit suicide but I couldn't die. No matter what I did, I just couldn't die.

The Emos are trying to reach you through your thoughts...

[bobbysoon]

I dreamt I had to bear-sit for a friend. He liked to play rough, and was very dull-witted. My initial terror subsided after some time, and we became friends. Then some jackass pissed him off, got mauled, and the bear got shot. Just as I was beginning to like him :(

[Emmzee]

I had a dream where I wasn't cybering Boba.
:gonk:

[n00b1n8R]

i'd been thinking about that episode of southpark where one of the side plots was chef getting a new TV and pressing a wrong button and it turned into a killing robot where it went around town murdering people while chef was walking behind it with the instruction manuel and remote talking to tech support before i went to bed.

in the dream i was chef and the robot at the same time and it was going around the school murdering people i didn't like (then the bot went progressively bigger and i was murdering people in different country's like zomby hitler and crap).

twas entertaining.

[Tweek]

ok one dream i had was i was building the large hadron collider.
actually there were just 2 large pieces. and they hanged from the ceiling and i was like dude these arent attatched properly, adn then bert visser (comedian in holland) was like yes it is, and je jumped on top of it and it fell over :\

there were more, but i can't seem to think of them atm.

[teh lag]

I dreamed that for some reason I killed and ate Miss Piggy. Then I killed Kermit the Frog to cover it up. Then I had to prove to this sherrif guy that I didn't kill either of them, which I did by showing him some giant field watering... thing. Moral of the story : I subconsciously hate muppets.






D:

[Huero]

WELL
Last night I dreamt that I was walking down this street, and my dad came up behind me and forced me to go to my mom's house by foot which was down the street to get something so I went to my mom's house and I went inside and I got something off of the entertainment center, and mom offered me water or sop from her hair

So then I was like "fuck this shit I want some water" so I took the water and drank it and I went into convulsions on the ground and mom as it turns out was evil and poisoned me and then explained her maniacal plot to take over the world and then I can not remember the rest ):

so that was fun

[Emmzee]

I was in band class, and this one person was playing the drums with a pair of Sais, and they were holding them by the handles like a knife, which is not how you hold a Sai, and instead of yelling at them for playing a snare drum with a sharp object that might break the drum head, I was yelling at them for holding the sais wrong. Then, suddenly, everyone in the band room was wearing big red choir robes, and we were singing something a Capella. I was trying to sing along, but I didn't know the words, so I pretended to sing.

Then I woke up.

[MNC]

ok one dream i had was i was building the large hadron collider.
actually there were just 2 large pieces. and they hanged from the ceiling and i was like dude these arent attatched properly, adn then bert visser (comedian in holland) was like yes it is, and je jumped on top of it and it fell over :\

there were more, but i can't seem to think of them atm.
I fucking hate him. Herman Finkers > Bert Visser, but that's not the point of the topic.

I dreamt I got fistpunched straight in the face, and woke up a minute later and people were dragging me away, as if it was the apocalypse and every survivor counts. And there was no war it was just some kind of school fight. >_>

[Amit]

I dreamt I got fistpunched straight in the face, and woke up a minute later and people were dragging me away, as if it was the apocalypse and every survivor counts. And there was no war it was just some kind of school fight. >_>

You sure that wasn't real?

This isn't freaky but I don't dream too often and when I do it's something rather interesting. So anyways, a few days ago, I dreamt that I was kinda rolling around on my queen size bed kissing my girlfriend. The weird part was that I have never really had the thought for stuff like that. I'm not much for making out but I guess I'm more of the romantic type of guy since I like to take it slow and just let it happen. It feels more natural that way.

[Boba]

I once had a dream where I had friends.




:(

[ExAm]

I once had a dream where I had friends.




:(:smithicide:

[Flyboy]

I only wake up from good dreams.

Sex with Jessica Alba just has to go away.

[Hotrod]

A while ago, I dreamed I was in a van, with a bunch of people I know, and didn't really do much.

Yeah, I know, interesting dream, isn't it?

[DrunkenSamus]

Once I dreamed about sleeping...no, not really.:v

[il Duce Primo]

One weird dream i had is Something happened but i don't remember but then i woke up and my mom was next to me with some type of like watercolers and was painting like this blob and said that is what she interpreted form me sleeping. And i got freaked out and then I woke up for real.

[LlamaMaster]

My dream tonight: I was in this video game world, where I could do whatever I wanted. It was sorta a mix between half life and halo. Anywho, I battled zombies, watched lesbians make out, shrunk down and went inside the N64 (where I looked at all the hardware and stuff), rode on top of a zepalen , then realized I could do whatever I wanted. After realizing that, I flied around everywhere, created a 2,000 foot tall TV screen with porn on it, and made my penis 22 inches. Only I wished, because it seemed my powers were running dry, and instead of a huge penis I got a spider on my penis. :(

[Jay2645]

I don't have dreams. Never have. Don't know why. :(

[OmegaDragon]

I don't have dreams. Never have. Don't know why. :(

You must be a robot :o

Anyways, the only dream I remember has already been posted (the one involving an octopus, an airplane, and japanese women.)

[t3h m00kz]

I fingered a chick then I killed a brute with a Kamehameha blast in the same dream. I had to lead the Kamehameha wave because of lag, too. Took a few second for it to come out after I did it. :haw:

[Bodzilla]

Jahrain was a Pissed off Whale living over my back fence.
Made some Tidal waves and shit.

it was awesome.

[Tweek]

okay dudes and girls, (tl;dr read the bold words)

i was a police officer, in a car, and were driving in like england i guess, and we got to some castle, but the road was blocked by large concrete blocks, and there wa some dude who said to me "u fail"
then the dude in the car with me got us trough the blockade somehow. then we were knights, and there were like 6 others too, and we were sitting as if we were at judo.. in medievel armour. then there was something on the internet that had to do with spiderman :/ and the next day, we had to play joust (being knights on horses n such)
and then <something> (i need to learn ti read my own handwriting og when i just woke up ffs, because i can't read this part, something with a chair) and then a dude from 2k games came to me to apologise for something, but i don't know why.

yeh.. that was todays dream. srsly, i wrote this shit down like the second i woke up, and half of it doesnt make sense when i read it xD
it's just gibberish, and rambling mostly. weird stuff, it made perfect sense when i wrote it haha

[ima_from_America]

That guy from Saw was in my dream, and he said that I had to raise $1000 dollars while locked in a room slowly filling with lava. I then found a pile of money and Urkel showed up and morphed into a slipper. The end.

[LlamaMaster]

That guy from Saw was in my dream, and he said that I had to raise $1000 dollars while locked in a room slowly filling with lava. I then found a pile of money and Urkel showed up and morphed into a slipper. The end.
I loled. I wish I had your dream. :(

[Emmzee]

I had a dream last night that was the same theme as some other dreams I've had since I started driving.

I was in the McDonald's parking lot on my way to the drive-thru. This lady was walking in the middle of the parking lot, so I moved the car to my left to avoid her. I missed one parked car, but another, nice car was in my way and I drove over it. Literally. I stopped shortly after that and got out. My car was fine, but the other car had a big tire mark on its front hood. I figured nobody would notice it and I left. Then I woke up.

Usually, in dreams where I'm involved in a car accident, I drive away, but in doing so, hit another car. This repeats itself like four or five times until I wake up.

[ima_from_America]

I dreamed that I was locked in a cave, but those people from the jack and daxter games crashed through the ceiling, and then I clipped through the bottom of the cave only to end up in some place in australia and someone threw a printer at me.

[Hotrod]

I fingered a chick then I killed a brute with a Kamehameha blast in the same dream. I had to lead the Kamehameha wave because of lag, too. Took a few second for it to come out after I did it. :haw:

What's a Kamehameha? A kind of gun?

[Tweek]

man, you are so fail now.

[LlamaMaster]

What's a Kamehameha? A kind of gun?
Lolz, Dragon Ball Z.

[PlasbianX]

So like... I was like.. reliving Columbine except I was targetting people online. I kicked down Emmzee's door with my big ass boots and gave him two options: Atty or Zeph. He answered Atty so i shot a hole through his brain. Then I remember doing it to tweek too and killing him.

Freaky.

[Emmzee]

So like... I was like.. reliving Columbine except I was targetting people online. I kicked down Emmzee's door with my big ass boots and gave him two options: Atty or Zeph. He answered Atty so i shot a hole through his brain. Then I remember doing it to tweek too and killing him.

Freaky.
Totally freaky.

I mean, who likes Zeph more?

[Tweek]

So like... I was like.. reliving Columbine except I was targetting people online. I kicked down Emmzee's door with my big ass boots and gave him two options: Atty or Zeph. He answered Atty so i shot a hole through his brain. Then I remember doing it to tweek too and killing him.

Freaky.

ONLY in your dreams :awesome:

[Hotrod]

man, you are so fail now.
Thanks, I'm glad to hear it.


Lolz, Dragon Ball Z.
Ah, I never got into anime(sp?), so that might be why I have no clue what it is.

[Emmzee]

Ah, I never got into anime(sp?), so that might be why I have no clue what it is.
I guess you never got into cartoons as a kid, either.
:fail:

[Random]

I have I strong feeling that this dream is a result of Mech's copious use of the word Nigger/Nigga/Nigglet etc...

I was standing in an airport, and noticed a large group of African Americans sitting a short distance away. For some unknown reason my dream self yells "Sup Niggers". And they beat the shit out of me.

Moral - Internet != real life

[ima_from_America]

I was bitten by a zombie and I had 20 minutes to earn 5 skill points or I would be a zombie.

[n00b1n8R]

11:30pm
mb i'll have something to contribute tommorow..

[Llama Juice]

I've had a few weird dreams where I forgot that i am a vegetarian and like right when the <insert random rotting flesh> got to my mouth I'd remember and freak out.

[ExAm]

I've had a few weird dreams where I forgot that i am a vegetarian and like right when the <insert random rotting flesh> got to my mouth I'd remember and freak out.Sounds like someone needs a visit from Hambo (http://www.weebls-stuff.com/wab/hams/)!

[bobbysoon]

Sounds like someone needs a visit from Hambo (http://www.weebls-stuff.com/wab/hams/)!
Sounds like you should meet your meat. (http://meat.org/)

[Emmzee]

I had a dream about the pickle incident. It was the most horrible dream ever.
:fail:

[ExAm]

Sounds like you should meet your meat. (http://meat.org/)That's why you find brands that don't do that shit. And don't give me that "All of them do that" crap.

[Hotrod]

I guess you never got into cartoons as a kid, either.
:fail:

Cartoons, yes, anime, no.

[Emmzee]

Cartoons, yes, anime, no.
Because Dragonball Z totally wasn't on, like, 4 hours a day on Cartoon Network in the nineties.

[ExAm]

Because Dragonball Z totally wasn't on, like, 4 hours a day on Cartoon Network in the nineties.qftftw

[n00b1n8R]

why do americans insist on paying for television?

also I can't remember specifics about last night, but i remeber hanging up a new calander with pics of cactus's on it. then I flipped to the back and it said "there are no cactus's in this callander, but $18 of the $20 you payed for it will go to pov african kids".

whatever the fuck that was about..

[Emmzee]

Has anyone ever lucid dreamed?

I used to do it a lot when I was a kid and had nightmares. I would recognize it was a nightmare and close my eyes real hard and will myself awake. It was pretty bitching.

[ima_from_America]

Lucid dreaming rules. You can do whatever you want in those dreams.
So anyway, my dream continued and I earned the 5 skill points, but I was a zombie and I went like "Well, I'm a zombie, what now?" and pretty much I just walked around this six flags, but I couldn't ride any rides so I was like " Oh crap, I can't ride any rides." Soon, this elevator showed up and just seemed to keep going up into the sky and a really fat guy walked out and said like "Whoa." and then I remember that I was supposed to have classes today and I missed them so I was like "Crap, I missed my classes." So then I was about to leave six flags and I woke up then.

[Hotrod]

Because Dragonball Z totally wasn't on, like, 4 hours a day on Cartoon Network in the nineties.

Yeah, and I didn't watch TV for 4 hours a day, I did other stuff. Did you ever hear of outside?

Anyways, I had a dream that I was at school, and my locker kept on changing spots.

[Emmzee]

:words:
That was the weakest counterargument I have ever seen.

[ExAm]

why do americans insist on paying for television?
Why do Australians insist on paying for internet with bandwidth caps? :suicide:

[bobbysoon]

Has anyone ever lucid dreamed?I had a dread a while back I think was lucid, now that you mention it, which I awoke from conciously, without grogginess. I awoke as aware as I was in the dream, with no ...memory shock.
In the dream, I stepped into a small room behind a curtain, like a closet, blindingly lit. As my eyes adjusted, I awoke
It was very trippy :o

[Hotrod]

I had a dread a while back I think was lucid, now that you mention it, which I awoke from conciously, without grogginess. I awoke as aware as I was in the dream, with no ...memory shock.

The same thing has happened to me before. I feel like I'm still in the dream, but I'm actually awake. I almost never dream, but when I do, they are almost always interesting.

[n00b1n8R]

Why do Australians insist on paying for internet with bandwidth caps? :suicide:
because we have no alternative http://sa.tweek.us/emots/images/emot-downsowned.gif

[Con]

I used to get these odd dreams, and each night would be a continuation of the previous night's dream. There were a few different story lines I had going. I didn't have these dreams again for a while until the weird part; my mind would wander during the day, then some thought would trigger one of these dreams as if it was a memory of something that happened to me. I would start recalling things from the dreams, but it gave me a very odd sensation at the same time. I felt dizzy and disoriented, and this other sensation that I can't even describe. I wish I could trigger them again, because I've never felt anything like it before.

[ExAm]

And I wish all those lucid dreaming techniques worked for me. I can get pretty vivid dreams, especially if I go back to bed after being awake for 45 minutes or so in the morning, but I can never remember to remind myself I'm dreaming :v

[ExAm]

EPIC THREADBUMP:

I had a weird dream last night, after not being able to sleep for a while. I was at a party, and a few of my friends were there, along with some people from the internets. I saw n00b :O The bathrooms at the house were of the public-ish stall type, and were used by all sexes, weirdly. Chicks used the urinals despite not having penii >_>

I don't remember any more than that...

[Caboose O'Malley]

A few weird dreams which have burned a deep mark on my mind:

- I was in a hospital, surrounded by doctors, they were all guessing what was wrong with me and they couldn't think of anything, they kept asking me if I'd knew. I was confused, a plant/tumor type thing was growing and making it's way up my leg in an alarming speed...
Before I woke up all the doc's went for coffee! Leaving me there, getting slowly covered with tenticles and digits of the tumor/plant-thing.

- Felt like a normal day. If I wouldn't have known better, I might have thought it to be a perfectly normal day. But in a flash, everything changed; suddenly people started acting all weird around me and no one noticed me. It took me awhile to figure out that I'd died, I even went to my own funeral, where I could see myself digging my own grave.

- The woman I love decided to face me, and told me that the main issue standing between us was her job. I gathered enough courage to face her and try to convince her to change her mind, with pure luck, I did and there was a rather long time period with us together, happy.
My twin shot her, with me standing by her side.

That's all I remember, in some cases the details are blurry, in others the only thing I remember best are the little insignificant details.

[ExAm]

^ >_>

Jesus, those are freaky. Got some issues?

[Caboose O'Malley]

Issues??
I'm mad for Belgium's sake!
... Or am I a genius?

[Boba]

I once had a great dream that involved CAD and Timo.

It turns out Timo is a hermaphrodite. :(

[ima_from_America]

I dreamed that I was flying a plane, but I was shot down and landed on top of the the characters from that anime show "Love Hina".

[ExAm]

I dreamed that I was flying a plane, but I was shot down and landed on top of the the characters from that anime show "Love Hina".That's lucky. They've got some mighty safe cushions.

[Corndogman]

i have a dream that happened about a month ago, so its a little blurry.

- i was in some sort of kingdom or something. there were two sides that were at war, water vs fire. i was like some sort of war general for the water side. we met in a large valley and started having battles of epic proportions. the fire side had like minotaurs and awesome shit like that, they even had dudes riding on ponyta's and rapidash's (pokemon) it was pretty awesome. then i met with the leader of the fire side of the kingdom, who happened to be a super hot chick. I ended up banging her and the kingdoms made up and stopped fighting.

that was the last dream i remember having, which sucks because i like dreams. My dreams are always really epic like that.

So, anyone wanna tell me what the fuck that means?:gonk:

[MNC]

Just woke up after this. And the scary part, I've had this one some time back as well.

In my dream I was being haunted. I was walking to a room with a pc to play some games. So I start up half life 2 and went outside somehow to do something. It was midnight, pitchblack. I see that a dog that died about a year ago was there again. And I yelled out to my mom about it. We're both startled, and when I notice this "illusion" I know this isn't going good. I went back to my pc, and as soon as I sat down in the console the text oh oh ooooooooooooh in red letters was being typed right in front of me. Something else was typed but I can't remember, but as soon as I read that text I started hearing screams, fire burning, yells, all really loud, I think it was in my mind, and the sounds wouldn't stop. My sight had this reddish glow. My mom came in thinking what the hell was wrong. I grasped my temples yelling that the sounds won't stop and after a couple of minutes I finally stopped. I was freaked, looking back every second to see if something was following me in the dark. When I got to my bed I wanted to sleep as fast as possible.



And that's what you get for staying up too late. After some time I realized that mental pain I got looked a bit like the thing the advisors do in Episode1.

[n00b1n8R]

That's lucky. They've got some mighty safe cushions.
:lmao:

[Corndogman]

Something else really odd, The night before all those tornadoes happened all over the US (like Iron clads thread), I had a dream that there were tornadoes touching down all over the place. the dream itself isn't very weird its the fact that the next day there were tornadoes all over the place.

[ICEE]

I think the worst dream I've ever had was when I dreamed I got up on Monday morning, got ready for school, went to school, dealt with the shit that ensued, got home, dealt with the shit that ensued, and went to bed. Then I woke up, and lived it allll over again.

[Caboose O'Malley]

I think the worst dream I've ever had was when I dreamed I got up on Monday morning, got ready for school, went to school, dealt with the shit that ensued, got home, dealt with the shit that ensued, and went to bed. Then I woke up, and lived it allll over again.

I hate those kinds of dreams; I'd rather have nightmares.
You get that sort of "deja vu" feel, but then you realize that you're life just sucks so much that you can pretty much predict what'll happen next.

[itszutak]

I think the worst dream I've ever had was when I dreamed I got up on Monday morning, got ready for school, went to school, dealt with the shit that ensued, got home, dealt with the shit that ensued, and went to bed. Then I woke up, and lived it allll over again.
Have you ever seen "waking life"? They talk about that a bit >_>

[Lunatic]

I had a real twisted dream. I walked out side on a summer night and looked up into the sky. I noticed tons of lights, and took a closer look. They were planes. More and more planes appeared, then on the other side of the sky, another group. More and more explosing freaking everywhere. Tanks rolled down the street, houses were bombed. I realised. It was armageddon.

[Caboos001]

Alright this has to be the MOST weird dream I have ever had. Be warned it’s a long read.

It all starts out with me and some friends going to an old trashy theater to watch some really old, corny, and shoddily produced movies. One of which was like an old version of planet of the apes. Now during the film my dream some how transfers to me being inside the movie and everything becoming really realistic. I am now one of the human slaves. The other slaves and me of course are being pushed around by the apes. Eventually we all revolt. Unfortunately we are beaten and as punishment we are all taken to a white sand beach. Upon arrival we are all strapped in groups of 3 to bundles of stick which have been tied off into tripods.

All of us have mixed emotions, some of us are sad, while others are pissed off and refuse to give up. There are now only two High-ranking apes watching us, I think they are dictating something to us along the lines of how we should have never revolted. Then one of the female slaves closest to the two apes begins to sing with an emotionless face. The song had lyrics that went along with how we all would not die and would continue living but the apes would all die out. Then something in the song brought up how Adam (I’m guessing Adam and Eve Adam) would save us all.

The rest of the slaves joined her in song as if we all knew it by hart. The two apes started to look uneasy and more and more disturbed. It felt good, we had finely struck a deep blow to them. Finely the Female slave who had freed one of her hands grabbed one of the torches that was hanging from here pile and lit herself on fire. The whole time she continued to sing and with that same emotionless expression as she burned. The other slaves, me included, followed suit until we were all burning and signing. The two apes were now terrified. The lesser of the two high ranking apes then began very quietly sing along with us, kind of muttering the words to himself. His face slowly grew expressionless as well.

We continued to burn, some of the slaves almost seemed to enjoy the flames as they rolled their heads around in it. It was almost like some kind of sweet relief. The dream then cuts to a period in time at night, which I’m guessing is several years after the incident. Now the beach is devoid of life. You can see the skeletal remains of all the slaves hanging from the tripods. It’s weird though because the bones are not scorched at all, in fact they are sheet white. The majority of the body still have muscle and flesh over portions of them. The flesh also looks untouched and almost like it’s still alive.

Then suddenly one by one each of our bodies, mine included, spring to life and climb off the tripods. We all begin to sing the same song once again as we grimily walk to the waterline. The ocean waves that begin rolling in seem to have a blue aura. Not sure what to make of it a lot of the dead slaves stop singing and back away. I however, walk to the water and let it wash over my bones. As the water recedes I am amazed to see that my body ahs been restored. The slaves then begin to sing again and all walk into the water to let it wash over them.

Then I woke up...:eyesroll:

[Corndogman]

Wow thats very vivid, and very awesome.

[ima_from_America]

I dreamed that I was in space, but I had no helmet so my head got distorted in every direction.

[Rob Oplawar]

I keep dreaming about smoking cigarettes (something extremely unappealing to me because of my chronic bronchitis). I think it's a sign.

[nooBBooze]

A few nights ago i dreamt the wierdest shit ever.

Altough i've mastered lucid dreaming wich is :awsum: i have normal dreams form time to time.
so this time i dreamt me and a buddy had this HUGE grow op going and while we strolled through the rows of those 6+ foot tall ladies i get all paranoid while he just keeps moving on. suddenly, some narcs shoed up and pwned us and while they beat me up and threw me in some guantanamo like hole and some chicks were pointing at my penis while they were posing for some invisible camera , the narcs seemed to have made a deal with my buddy.
needless to say i woke up in screams and gave said buddy a starnge look all day.

[Gwunty]

I had dream that I was part of this, russian testing facility where there were four of us me, some asain dude, a black guy and a friend from school who in the dream wasnt my friend. I wasnt part of the testing shit but the others were so each guy gose into a operation and comes out looking wierder. so then they lay each of them onto a table where this guy sprays liquid nitrogin all over them (WHAT THE HELL WAS I THINKING?) and one froze. the other one died, and the asain dude wasnt frozen at all. so then the russian dude says hes found a "breakthrough" and wants to conduct futher testing. so then he tells me to run a add on the radio telling people to serve thier country, so I do that. Then I come down to tell him a found a few people who were willing to do that, and I get trapped by then and I wake up to the guy telling me "I was the perfect biomass and shit" so when I he isnt looking I run away, during the middle of the night. So im outside and I JUST CAME OUT OF MY HOUSE? so im in my nieghborhood and I jump a random guys fence and them im hideing and in fucking scared. then I wake up
what the hell was I thinking?

[ExAm]

I am no longer a dream-sex virgin. :)

[Pooky]

That's allright, you're still a real sex virgin :)

[ExAm]

Meh. I don't mind.

[Bodzilla]

Meh. I don't mind.
i'll weep for you.
;___;

[ima_from_America]

I had a dream where Barney Calhoun was giving out prizes to whoever decorated their house with the most Sam & Max flair, and after that, it rained down Game Fuel.

[ExAm]

i'll weep for you.
;___;I'm of the opinion that the first time I have sex should mean something. In other words, not 'till I get a girlfriend and we agree to bump it.

[Bodzilla]

;___;

[n00b1n8R]

I'm of the opinion that the first time I have sex should mean something. In other words, not 'till I get a girlfriend and we agree to bump it.
QFET.

So, it'll happen just after never. ;___;

[Phobias]

I dreamed that for some reason I killed and ate Miss Piggy. Then I killed Kermit the Frog to cover it up. Then I had to prove to this sherrif guy that I didn't kill either of them, which I did by showing him some giant field watering... thing. Moral of the story : I subconsciously hate muppets.


Holy fuck. You monster!

I had a dream where I was standing on a stage with my guitar in front of thousands of people and the guitar had no strings, nor did any of the others back-stage.
Fucking roadies.
Fucking fail.

[teh lag]

Mmk.

I had one where people from my school were having a barbeque on my roof, and I was like "wtf why are you there come in here I am lonely :(." They came inside eventually, but as soon as they did my house turned into a ship. It eventually transpired that it was fighting an implausibly epic battle with another ship a la pirates of the caribbean, and there was this duel between my house's captain and the other boat's captain. This fight somehow made its way into a large elevator complex (not about my ship/house either... go figure), and they were destroying everything I was like shit, everyone is going to die if my house sinks in the middle of the ocean, and so I went to try and stop it. I tried and failed though, but there was some sort of checkpoint thing where I kept going back to before I tried to save everyone. Eventually, my ship's captain did his final smash (yes, it was called that in my dream) and blew up everything.


Earlier, I had a dream where I was at this wilderness place my family always goesoto for summer vacation, except instead of at a lake it was by a cliffy area by a large river. While driving there, our car went over one of the cliffs, but started flying and landed at the main area where we stay there. I went out on the river in a boat, but it was attacked by some sort of sea monster and I had to swim back to shore. Then, I went out in another boat trying to salvage the first one, but it... somehow sank as well. Then, I flew (by swimming through the air; this is a recurring theme in many of my dreams) to the top of a nearby mountain to try and see if there was a better way to get the boats. But, as soon as I got there the river (which by now had turned into a lake) was drained, and a giant transformers-esque robot flew up from the lakebed at me. It was blocked by another robot of the same kind, and all of a sudden this was taking place in some futuristic shiny metal warehouse. The robots fought each other for a long time until one finally won. A number of other robots joined it, but there was one different one that was made out of boobs and was riding a unicycle. They all left the warehouse in a line, going outside into what turned out to be the river (no longer a lake, and somehow full of water again), but it was all snowy. My alarm then went off and I woke up.

Do I have issues?

[Ifafudafi]

I had this when I was 12.

I was walking home from school, and I opened the strangely unlocked front door to my house. (I always rode the bus back, and came in the back door, so this was kind of different.) There was nobody inside, but a Peter Rabbit book was lying on the floor. Then, three hairy men dressed in banana suits (covered everything but the legs and the head) jumped out of the book and started chasing me around the house. I grabbed my brother's teddy bear and threw it at one guy, who subsequently exploded into skittles, which the other two sucked up with giant pear-shaped vaccuum cleaners. I ran to my room and shut the door, but another banana-man was eating my bed, and I started screaming.

Then I woke up.

...I was on pills a year later.

EDORT: zomg replai #100 lolol

[ExAm]

Bump



TheExAm: i just had a dream where I went on a murderous rampage against furries
TheExAm: in a large truck
[ТнБ зверь снайпер] беркут: rofl
TheExAm: I woke up smiling

This is all you need to know

[Bastinka]

I love you for that, ExAm. If only it did happen :(

[Roostervier]

Dunno, one time I had a dream about floating in nothingness. I couldn't see me or anything round me and I was just floating. It felt as though I was in water but not at the same time.

Also, I lol'd. I'd plus you if I could, ExAm.

[Rob Oplawar]

Last night I dreamed I was at my grandparents' house for our annual family reuinion, but the festivities were abruptly interrupted by an unprovoked velociraptor attack!
I have velociraptor attack dreams all the time (and by now I'd like to consider myself mentally prepared for the day it actually happens), but this time it was different. These velociraptors didn't walk on the ground; they leapt from treebranch to treebranch. They're in the trees, man!

As soon as we discovered how they had been sneaking past our defenses and why nobody had been attacked out in the field, our course of action was clear: we had to cut down all the trees. But naturally the chainsaw was out in the toolshed, a good 100 yards away from the house, while the velociraptors prowled the rooftop. My grandparents have a shotgun, but we decided on a more subtle approach, and armed ourselves with paintball guns for the sprint to the toolshed. We knew that since velociraptors have a thick hide, shotgun blasts would not harm them, but they would be so irritated by the paint on their skin that they would have to break off their attack.

Too bad the paintball guns wouldn't shoot straight- the paintballs curved off so much that we couldn't hit any velociraptors, and one caught and ate me before I could make it to the toolshed. I can only hope that while the velociraptors were distracted eating my corpse that the others were able to cut down all the trees, forcing the velociraptors to flee.

[Corndogman]

That's why you wait till the Raptors get close and aim the shotgun down their throats. also would work with the paintball guns.

[Ifafudafi]

What is this three-month bump you speak of >:O

This one's a bit hazy, but I'll try to recall correctly what I can.

My house is right in front of a green belt (mini-canyon with lots of foliage), so today everyone in the neighborhood was arming up for an impending zombie attack. After successfully fending them off (I never actually saw/participated in any action, but supposedly it was over) I went back to my house and went up to the third floor of the mall I just inexplicably entered. There were four ugly women in bikinis; after fetching two magic feathers, they suddenly became hot and clothed, thanked me, and then told me to jump off the roof, which I promptly did.
After landing softly on the ground, I went back to the elevator; then, everything got white and blurry, and I woke up.


It's freaky because I have no fucking idea what was going on.

[ExAm]

I just woke up from this one, so I'm going to type it out while it's still fresh in my mind.

I worked in this building, and me and my coworkers were watching a series of examples of the best claymation (none of which actually existed). I don't remember much about that part, but when we finished, it switched over. I was in a town, and in a situation in which I was chasing a girl I liked, but there was another girl, less good looking, who seemed to be madly in love with me, and kept following me around. I don't remember many specific details about this part, but I kept following this girl around, trying to get to her, but she always seemed to get away right when I caught up to her. I think one time I almost caught her on top of a building, but then a swat team came out of nowhere and rappelled down the side, taking her with them. Right around there I think was when the other girl caught up with me. I figured the first girl probably wasn't worth it anyway and got to talking with the second, and then kissed her. Details are fuzzy after that, then the dream switched back to the workplace, just after having watched the films. We were all getting food, and I grabbed something out of the large, grocery store-style fridge in the wall. I heard someone yelling, I think I stole someone's lunch. As I was walking through the office, there was a group of women sitting around a desk, two of them discussing their opinions of the third's sex change. I make a loop around a support column, having forgotten to heat up my food. I come across a large control panel with a dead parrot slumped over on his stool against it. There was a message written in blood or something all over the control panel - "I GIVE UP, I CAN'T TAKE THIS ANYMORE" (I've always been able to read text in my dreams, it doesn't warp or anything like everyone says) - I understood that the parrot was tired of being treated as a parrot when he was perfectly capable of communicating with his coworkers, and committed suicide. I almost made it back to heat up my food in the microwave when the dream cut off again, and I was back in the room in which we watched the claymation videos. There was a small asian man demonstrating his contraption - a model train on a track, which, upon reaching a gap in the tracks a few inches wide, would detach its frontmost cars, one by one, and launch them each across the gap to the next part of the track, where they would reattach to each other. The thing suddenly became full sized, and I had to aid the cars in launching with a physgun, putting them into the right position to be launched. Everything then returned to normal, and I walked away from the contraption, only to realize I wasn't wearing pants. I walked over to the corner to a pile of clothing and put something on. It turned out to be a shirt, and I had put my legs through the sleeves. I had to tie the collar shut. The dream ended there.

[Disaster]

One freaky dream.

[Pooky]

Bump

So I had an extremely disgusting/disturbing dream last night. It started out relatively harmless, I was somewhere in a pitch black forest lit only by moonlight. I had a gun on me... uh, M4 I think, and I had the distinct impression I was in danger. So I'm running around this forest for a while, trying to find a way out, when out of nowhere some dude jumps at me and grabs my throat. He manages to get a nasty cut on me before I bash his head with the gun and shoot him a few (read: a shitload) times. Thoroughly unnerved, I continue through and get attacked a few more times, but this isn't the weird part.

Eventually I make it to a house on a hill, when I go into the garage and I see a crapload of fucking mutilated people tied up in all kinds of positions looking like they died screaming. So at this point I want to scream when my parents come in and look at me like it's all perfectly normal, and I wake up.

[ExAm]

^:gonk:

[Bodzilla]

I dreamt that Kornman Raged on the forums and stickied any thing in sight D:

[Hotrod]

I dreamt that Kornman Raged on the forums and stickied any thing in sight D:
I had the exact same dream! What can I say? Great minds think alike. Then again, so do horrible minds...

[p0lar_bear]

I read WAY too much ED one night (don't know why or how) and ended up dreaming that I was just running, running, running from a huge mob of Anonymous.

Oh, and then there's those occasions where I start falling asleep, not quite dreaming yet, and then I feel like I'm falling. Next thing I know, I wake up and fucking bounce as if I actually did fall a few inches onto my bed.

[Kornman00]

Oh, and then there's those occasions where I start falling asleep, not quite dreaming yet, and then I feel like I'm falling. Next thing I know, I wake up and fucking bounce as if I actually did fall a few inches onto my bed.
I used to do the same thing :o. except I was already asleep.

also, this thread is no longer official :cop: