Need a favor in writing a program

[TheGhost]

Hello. I would like someone to write me a program that, after executing the .exe, takes control of the computer in the following way: the screen is entirely blank, save for some sort of disgusting picture displayed centered in the middle. Every time the user presses a different key on the keyboard (letters, numbers, symbols, command keys), a different hideous image pops up (these can be of dicks, gay porn, 2girls1cup, etc.). The program will only terminate itself when the letter 't' is pressed AFTER the letter 'x'. It must not be able to be exited in any other way, i.e. by control + alt + delete (which should pop up 3 different images), or alt + f4. If someone thinks they can do this please post in this thread with any questions or comments. Thanks!

[Sever]

If I could, I still wouldn't. That's just wrong!

[Bodzilla]

Theres a wild side in you I never knew you had before Ghosty :raise:

[TheGhost]

Oh it's just for a prank, no big deal. ;p

[leorimolo]

Can the program be released to public?

[Kornman00]

Hello. I would like someone to write me a program that, after executing the .exe, takes control of the computer in the following way: the screen is entirely blank, save for some sort of disgusting picture displayed centered in the middle. Every time the user presses a different key on the keyboard (letters, numbers, symbols, command keys), a different hideous image pops up (these can be of dicks, gay porn, 2girls1cup, etc.). The program will only terminate itself when the letter 't' is pressed AFTER the letter 'x'. It must not be able to be exited in any other way, i.e. by control + alt + delete (which should pop up 3 different images), or alt + f4. If someone thinks they can do this please post in this thread with any questions or comments. Thanks!
I would only waste my time forging such a thing for one thing Ghost. And you know what that one thing is ghost http://kornnersoftware.com/trillian/mono.gif

[t3h m00kz]

ew.

[Kornman00]

ew.
don't assume, :gtfo:

[Ki11a_FTW]

Can the program be released to public?
Oh Yes! please tell me it will!

[Botolf]

This is a sinister thread.

[TheGhost]

I would only waste my time forging such a thing for one thing Ghost. And you know what that one thing is ghost http://kornnersoftware.com/trillian/mono.gif

deal

[Kybo_Ren]

I could do it

[n00b1n8R]

Please post when done :awesome:
also why is kornman banned D:

[Gamerkd16]

Please post when done :awesome:
also why is kornman banned D:
Well, whatever the reason, he broke out of jail. :D

Ah, but the memories will last:

http://img254.imageshack.us/img254/861/45828648es9.jpg

[n00b1n8R]

fuck i didn't screencap me as highest poster :shakefist:

[Kybo_Ren]

Please post when done :awesome:
also why is kornman banned D:
said could, not will

[n00b1n8R]

I was talking to kornman actually.

[Kornman00]

waiting for ghost to prove that he will pony up what I want :poke:



http://img254.imageshack.us/img254/861/45828648es9.jpg
photoshopped tbqh. I was framed

fuck i didn't screencap me as highest poster :shakefist:
http://kornnersoftware.com/trillian/mono.gif

[Gamerkd16]

waiting for ghost to prove that he will pony up what I want :poke:

photoshopped tbqh. I was framed

http://kornnersoftware.com/trillian/mono.gif
Photoshoped? Denial...:eyesroll:

Full screencap.
http://img178.imageshack.us/img178/5397/86908639tf1.th.jpg (http://img178.imageshack.us/my.php?image=86908639tf1.jpg)
It's harder to fake that.

[Kornman00]

Full screencap.

It's harder to fake that.
All you would have to do is find a user thats banned, and c&p their "banned" user title over my "RIP Heath Ledger", not hard :eyesroll:

[CodeBrain]

Kornman...I also saw your title banned.....I have no pictures, but when I was looking at my previous posts this early morning (at like, 12:05 AM Eastern Time) p0lar made all the users go to the new announcement thread. Before I went there, I saw you name, and under it, had the words: Banned

:/

Explain yourself. Or else you will die.

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[alby]

I made a topic about it but one of the Admins/Mods didn't want it and deleted it immediately.

Is this program only for lulz or...?

[Gamerkd16]

I made a topic about it but one of the Admins/Mods didn't want it and deleted it immediately.

Is this program only for lulz or...?
Yeah, he said it was for a prank.

Ah-ha...there are witnesses Kornman.

[Bodzilla]

lol KM, these foolishly foolish fools are taking you seriously lol.

[CodeBrain]

However....I can retract that statement, for now I am having second thoughts. After all, Kornman is a moderator, he probably has the ability to put the word banned in his user title, and not the regular users.

[Kornman00]

And I could secretly be an admin and just made my name font look regular and shit ;o

[Gamerkd16]

However....I can retract that statement, for now I am having second thoughts. After all, Kornman is a moderator, he probably has the ability to put the word banned in his user title, and not the regular users.
I love how you take back everything you said just because you were called a fool. :lol:

[Jay2645]

Anyway, Ghost, are you going to install this on all of a college campus' computers?

If you do, make sure you replace the "Internet Explorer" shortcut to the program. They'll have fun figuring that one out.

[CrAsHOvErRide]

Make it inline patch into every exe it can find. I could do this prog but I would puke at the sight of those pictures all over my screen.

[TheGhost]

Someone do it and PM me! Korn I will give you what you want.

[Kornman00]

What version of Windows is this suppose to run on?

[Cortexian]

What version of Windows is this suppose to run on?
3.1

[CrAsHOvErRide]

What version of Windows is this suppose to run on?
Just effin deploy it in .NET 2.0...I don't think you need DX10 Net 3.0 to make a zoom effect into the pictures...to make the people puke from discustation (Yes, I just invented that word)

[Kornman00]

n, that wasn't the exact reason I was asking for the version it is to be ran on

[Llama Juice]

Will there be a Mac version of this application? Also, will there be online updates? Can we use this app systemlink? How many players does it support? What will the first image be that it displays? How large of a file size will this app be? Will it have custom Icon artwork, and if so can I get it in cornflower blue? What is your motivation behind this project? Will you keep a bucket near your chair when you have to find your 106th image? Will the function button on laptops be supported? '



I'm curious.

[Kornman00]

gonna beat you up meester, watch yoself

[CrAsHOvErRide]

n, that wasn't the exact reason I was asking for the version it is to be ran on
TaskManager issue? I wonder how you want to disable/overwrite it.

[Bodzilla]

Will there be a Mac version of this application? Also, will there be online updates? Can we use this app systemlink? How many players does it support? What will the first image be that it displays? How large of a file size will this app be? Will it have custom Icon artwork, and if so can I get it in cornflower blue? What is your motivation behind this project? Will you keep a bucket near your chair when you have to find your 106th image? Will the function button on laptops be supported?

LEAVE KM ALONE
http://www.h2vista.net/forums/h2images/smilies/extra/gonk.gif

[TheGhost]

Vista, but XP support would be nice too.

[Emmzee]

I want this program as well if it gets made.

To totally not install it in the boot folder on every school computer...