Iterweb confessions thread

[Bodzilla]

Do you have a Dirty Interweb Secret?
Do u use mems you dont understand? are you a rep whore?

share it for lulz.

Mine:
i have never seen a episode of the Fresh prince of Bel-air. Ever.

[paladin]

I just got back from a John McCain rally and shook hands with him.

[Boba]

I am a female.













:smithicide:

[Bad Waffle]

Every once in a while when i watch hardcore, ill glance down and check out the male parts. But then i always go back to business

yay for boose

[ExAm]

I live on caffeine.

[n00b1n8R]

I live on internets.

[Sever]

The cake really isn't a lie. I made one a few days ago, and it tasted of win and truth.

[thehoodedsmack]

I somewhat enjoy being rickrolled...

[PlasbianX]

Ive made Boba's girlfriend cry multiple times in a chat.

[Mass]

I bitch to most of my friends about how I only need 5 more points to get my fifth bar. Particularly to Rob, because I can't post my :awesome: shit if it'll spoil the story.

Also, when I am in a convo and watching porn, I continue talking and never tell the other person.

[DrunkenSamus]

I eat babies for breakfast.:v

[Amit]

Do you have a Dirty Interweb Secret?
Do u use mems you dont understand? are you a rep whore?

share it for lulz.

Mine:
i have never seen a episode of the Fresh prince of Bel-air. Ever.

:suicide:

Mine:

I've never played an actual XBOX 360 game before. I hardly count Table Tennis at the 360 Booth in Toys R' Us a gaming experience.

[LlamaMaster]

:suicide:

Mine:

I've never played an actual XBOX 360 game before. I hardly count Table Tennis at the 360 Booth in Toys R' Us a gaming experience.
I've never played a decent xbox 360 game before either. I've only got to play crappy demos at a store....

[nooBBooze]

I just got back from a John McCain rally and shook hands with him.
srsly, thats ethically incorrect.

I for one lurk /b/.
i also used to make out with the gf of a friend of mine. let me tell you, the groupchat function on messenger spawned some awkward situations.

i dont know for wich one of those i should feel more dirty about.

[ICEE]

I'm actually a penguin in a man costume

[Huero]

I'm unsure of my sexuality >:
also mass everyone does that

[Mass]

ooh, I forgot that while on the internet when I make a stupid mistake I blame it on my marijuana consumption, regardless of whether the two events are in any way related.

[Con]

my marijuana consumption
:shake:

[Bodzilla]

I listened to the entire Rick rolled song.

and i liked it.

[FRain]

Mine:

I don't even get why people dislike rickroll...

[Atty]

I run an amateur pornography site. I use a lot of my high school friends and their family, all of age of course, and do soft core to hardcore picture shoots, usually self shot girls, some guys for the homosexuality market, and do quite a bit of fetish work with internet meme's.

[Apoc4lypse]

I listened to the entire Rick rolled song.

and i liked it.

your avatar made me want to see that movie in spite of the fact of how old it is. Also the youtube video of the beginning is hillarious.

other then that uh...


Also, when I am in a convo and watching porn, I continue talking and never tell the other person.

I've done this.. its a tad annoying though, makes me lose focus.



I run an amateur pornography site. I use a lot of my high school friends and their family, all of age of course, and do soft core to hardcore picture shoots, usually self shot girls, some guys for the homosexuality market, and do quite a bit of fetish work with internet meme's.

O_o

[FRain]

I run an amateur pornography site. I use a lot of my high school friends and their family, all of age of course, and do soft core to hardcore picture shoots, usually self shot girls, some guys for the homosexuality market, and do quite a bit of fetish work with internet meme's.

....

what the christ?

[teh lag]

i have never seen a episode of the Fresh prince of Bel-air. Ever.


I live on internets.


I somewhat enjoy being rickrolled...


Also, when I am in a convo and watching porn, I continue talking and never tell the other person.


I for one lurk /b/.

Me too :(. I also used to be one of those emot abusers when I got started way back at gearbox. E : also not just /b/, I enjoy many an hour spent at most *chans and their /*/s.


I run an amateur pornography site. I use a lot of my high school friends and their family, all of age of course, and do soft core to hardcore picture shoots, usually self shot girls, some guys for the homosexuality market, and do quite a bit of fetish work with internet meme's.

See above posts for my response 0_o;

[Bodzilla]

I dont even know what movie My avatar is shooped from :gonk:

[Mass]

ummm, Bat Country.
Which is from a book, which has las vegas in the title, can't remember it right now.

Also, Don't judge con >: (

Whoa. Atty. damn.

[PlasbianX]

I run an amateur pornography site. I use a lot of my high school friends and their family, all of age of course, and do soft core to hardcore picture shoots, usually self shot girls, some guys for the homosexuality market, and do quite a bit of fetish work with internet meme's.

Yet you don't provide us with a link? What the hell is wrong with you?

[Sever]

^2: Fear and loathing in Las Vegas.

[n00b1n8R]

I run an amateur pornography site. I use a lot of my high school friends and their family, all of age of course, and do soft core to hardcore picture shoots, usually self shot girls, some guys for the homosexuality market, and do quite a bit of fetish work with internet meme's.
oh sweet, link :awesome:

oh, and I never knew what a massive douche lobo is.

[Bodzilla]

I'm a rep whore.

i'll do anything for just one more fix :gonk:

[Sever]

Like an Ammish rake fight? We still haven't fought, and it's been almost a month...

[Bodzilla]

look the Barn needs to be built first ok.
Gawd.

[il Duce Primo]

Mass I do that a lot. I think I've done that twice to you.

[TeeKup]

I'd like a link to that Atty.

[t3h m00kz]

Confession:

Furfag ahoy.

[Mass]

Mass I do that a lot. I think I've done that twice to you.
I've done it at least a dozen times to you. You provide very erotic convesation, or maybe I'm just bored.

You know what, as long as we're talking about my fapping habits let's just blame my gf and we all know why.

Wow, Muki, and to think that I used to respect you. Just kidding, I think we're all kinky in some way, it would be boring without it.

This thread has become predictably sexual. :(

[t3h m00kz]

The Arbiter's predictably sexual.

Oh snap maybe that was a bit too far ;O

[Pyong Kawaguchi]

Uh oh, alien sex0r....

Need maor epic boobs girl pr0n and atty's link NAO

[Sever]

I'm not actually 'Serving Detention'. I am making a pun however.

[JunkfoodMan]

I post on /b/.

[LlamaMaster]

I'm not actually 'Serving Detention'. I am making a pun however.
Damn, you completely fooled me.

[Bodzilla]

The Alien and Predator Movies is Based off Porn HR giger made.

now thats Furfags.
also muki D:

catgirls :D!

[TeeKup]

I'm attracted to emo boys.

[Kornman00]

Mine?


I listened to the entire Rick rolled song.

and i liked it.
I bought some of rick's songs off itunes shortly after being roll'd. What? They're catchy :eyesroll:

I'm attracted to emo boys.
So I hear Emmzee is a emo boy

Discuss.

[t3h m00kz]

I never played any of the Half Life series until just a few months ago.

[Kornman00]

I never played them either, but I have played CS once.

[t3h m00kz]

And before I forget:



Discuss.

My fag senses are tingling and telling me that mansex is imminent. ;o

[Kornman00]

What is love? Baby don't hurt me!

Sorry, but that song playing exactly as I started viewing your reply ;x

[n00b1n8R]

I never played any of the Half Life series until just a few months ago.
At least you've now seen the light :D

[TeeKup]

So Emmzee, lets see a pic of you hurr hurr.

[n00b1n8R]

this thread makes me feel less of a failure :-3

[chicane]

my confession: I have only played half life once, and my uncle was very angry that I got him killed.


Also, I don't think I have a sentry for Noobinator to sap :confused2:

[n00b1n8R]

Confession:

[Sever]

I

[n00b1n8R]

like

[Sever]

making

[n00b1n8R]

pointless

[Sever]

combos

[n00b1n8R]

.

[Kornman00]

I like breaking pointless c-c-c-combos

[Sever]

Well, you missed your chance by about an hour and a half.

[Kornman00]

Well, you missed your chance by about an hour and a half.
n, the combo was that of posting a single item per post, therefore the '.' was still legal tender in this transaction of comboing.

[n00b1n8R]

the combo was over, but you still get a prize!
http://www.monochrom.at/cracked/comments/slowpoke-pokemon.gif

oh, and the combo was the sentence, not typing one word.

[t3h m00kz]

I used to like Pokemon back when there was 150 of the fuckers. Recently checked it out, yesterday even, and there's now 450+ of them, WHAT THE FUCK MAN, DID THEY START HAVING MUTANT BABIES?!

[chicane]

Since they ran out of mutant birth control.

[nooBBooze]

I dont even know what movie My avatar is shooped from :gonk:
Isnt that Jhonny Depp in "Fear and Loathing In Las Vegas"? that movie is the shit D:

[n00b1n8R]

I need to finish my homework, but i can't stop thinking about how i'm going to solve X problem on my space ship by implementing Y,Z,A,B and C.

btw, just finished my algebra, can you tell?

[Llama Juice]

I'm a youtube whore.

I'll sit on youtube for days searching for decent videos.

[Emmzee]

Every single post I make on the Internet is a lie.

[Sever]

At least one post that Emmzee has made is true. It could be just that one ^, but you'll never know.

[t3h m00kz]

Confession.

I still make midis even though they're horribly outdated because I don't know how to use any other musical programs.

Also, Badzilla, you need to youtube it up for Fear and Loathing.

EDIT:

dOHy2nExU5E

[klange]

I still make midis even though they're horribly outdated because I don't know how to use any other musical programs.

MIDI isn't horribly outdated! Granted, it has been replaced with some more specialized formats, it is still a powerful tool for creating symphonic pieces in a digital form without sacrificing quality for size. It's like the SVG of music...

[n00b1n8R]

Every single post I make on the Internet is a lie.
AAAAAAAAAAAPARADOX

[Amit]

I never played any of the Half Life series until just a few months ago.

Just had your cherry popped, have you now?

[Pyong Kawaguchi]

Every single post I make on the Internet is a lie.
Thanks, now im gonna go mad because im trying to tell weather or not its the truth!
Sadface :S

[OmegaDragon]

My voice sounds so deep in a microphone, that I was banned from the first teamspeak server I joined because they thought I was using a voice changer. Also, as many people think to believe (by hearing my voice), I am not black.

[Emmzee]

I actually like this song. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fk_3Asdu8Hg)

[TeeKup]

I actually like this song. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fk_3Asdu8Hg)

LIAR!

[Sel]

Do you have a Dirty Interweb Secret?
Do u use mems you dont understand? are you a rep whore?

share it for lulz.

Mine:
i have never seen a episode of the Fresh prince of Bel-air. Ever.

I CONFESS, I LOVE YOU!!!!! :rape::rape::rape::rape:

[Sever]

I occasionally browse the HaloMaps.org forum. It helps to instill my confidence in this forum and our higher-caliber members (no offense to those who are members of both).

Forgive me Father, for I have sinned.

[Kornman00]

:gonk:

[Bodzilla]

You must spread reputation around before giving it to Selentic again.

:fail:

[JDMFSeanP]

I have no clue why I am on these forums.

WHAT THE FUCK YOU GUYS.

I wonder if anyone here acknowledges that I'm here.

[Con]

blah blah blah
you guys hear something? :eyesroll:

[Bodzilla]

http://i69.photobucket.com/albums/i80/bodzilla_1/Rep.jpg
Stop feeding my addiction guys D:

but then again i'm only human.
u c wat i did thar

[n00b1n8R]

NO SERIOUSLY DON'T, HE'S RIGHT BEHIND ME D:

I actually like this song. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fk_3Asdu8Hg)
:gonk:

[Botolf]

I never played any of the Half Life series until just a few months ago.
.

I didn't get too much play-time in, but Half Life 2 wowed me.

[JDMFSeanP]

you guys hear something? :eyesroll:

I think this forum has rats.

[Con]

freaking bats i hate bats

[JDMFSeanP]

One time I was at my cabin and there were bats.

The end.

P.S. I shit myself.

[t3h m00kz]

Bat country.

Nuff said.

[Pyong Kawaguchi]

i like this song http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X6hbqW0fsxE :O

[Bodzilla]

New Confession:
I'm Le-Fucking tired.

ok this is what i did at work today
Ok now picture that each board i touched today averaged about 25 kg (mb more tbh)

1 board = 25kg x
25 Boards per trolly x
4 trollys x
picked up board 14 times each.

+

1 board = 25kg x
25 boards per trolly x
3 trollys x
picked up 4 times

+

moving (guestimate) trollys around 16 times x
25 boards x
25 KG per board.

= The amount of KG's i moved around the shop todays when i was edging, trimming, pushing and scraping. NOT including the stuff i did with other people, helping them move tops and massive boards.

and if you take that and devide it by 8 (hours i worked)
you'll get how many KG's i moved an hour.


.

WHY THE FUCK AM I NOT BUILT LIKE THIS GUY.
http://live.cgcu.net/files/news/1409/039_1071~Arnold-Schwarzenegger-Posters.jpg
that is the question i pose to you.

good fucking day.
zilla.

[n00b1n8R]

because your body knows I wouldn't tap that.

[Bodzilla]

i'm o tired to lift my arms to hug you :(

[n00b1n8R]

:glomp:

[Bodzilla]

[19:02] DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: also
[19:02] DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: 109.375 kg/minute
[19:02] DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: 6562.5 kg/hour
[19:03] The Real Ziz Lady: how much in total moved during the day?
[19:03] DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: 52500 kg
[19:03] DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: also h2v is fine
[19:03] The Real Ziz Lady: 52 tonnes.
[19:03] The Real Ziz Lady: >_>
[19:03] DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: isn't being the apprentice fun :D

http://www.h2vista.net/forums/h2images/smilies/extra/gonk.gif

[n00b1n8R]

I'd like to point out, that I only followed zilla's equation. there are a few ambiguitys in there that I didn't like, but I just followed it to the letter.

according to the figures, the total mass of the stuff you moved was only 14375 Kg

[Bodzilla]

thats only a tonne and a half :downs:

wanna trade places.

[n00b1n8R]

does that mean you'll do all THIS FUCKING HOMEWORK?/?/??
if so then yes :awesome:

[Phopojijo]

I'm actually a penguin in a man costumeSilly penguin... Linux are for kids!

[Jay2645]

Someone explain this to me:

I am a female.













:smithicide:


Ive made Boba's girlfriend cry multiple times in a chat.
Please?



i like this song http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X6hbqW0fsxE :O
I do too. Nothing wrong with that.

I listen to Weird Al Yankovic's songs.

ALL OF THEM.

[chicane]

All of them at once? That MIGHT be a problem..

[Emmzee]

I visit this site (http://x.curse-SNIPPED-dsanctuary.com) on a daily basis.

[chicane]

I hate you. I clicked that a few times because I lagged and had to deal with several tabs...

[TeeKup]

I visit this site (http://x.cursedsanctuary.com) on a daily basis.

Kill yourself.

[Emmzee]

Kill yourself.
:suicide:

[paladin]

I fapped into Denzel Washington's ear.

[TeeKup]

I fapped into Denzel Washington's ear.

DO.NOT.WANT.
:gonk:

[n00b1n8R]

I visit this site (http://x.cursedsanctuary.com) on a daily basis.
GO BACK TO YOUR VIRGIN LIFE <:mad:>

[paladin]

DO.NOT.WANT.
:gonk:

Oh come on.

[nooBBooze]

I fapped into Denzel Washington's ear.
So it IS true. Once you go black...


You go deaf. D:

[Bodzilla]

So it IS true. Once you go black...


You go deaf. D:
unless your Micheal Jackson :eng101:

[~ZMT~Trace]

I take this back.

[Emmzee]

I once watched the first half of a gay porn.

The girls never came...

[adumass]

I visit this site (http://x.cursedsanctuary.com) on a daily basis.

I didn't fall for it this time, I right clicked and went to properties.:)

[nooBBooze]

I don't think Emmzee is funny.



D:


I once watched the first half of a gay porn.

The girls never came...
Cant agree with u there, trace.
D:

Also, me and some buddies also watched a gay porn for the lulz. it was a seventies, b/w, blaxploitation science fiction porn and the props, the plot and the acting was hilarious. we FFWed the sex scenes tough. i mean, cmon its a bunch of dudes with huge afros and tinfoil capes doing it in the pooper.

[Emmzee]

cmon its a bunch of dudes with huge afros and tinfoil capes doing it in the pooper.
Since when was n00b's family reunion published?

[n00b1n8R]

i'm the antiblack and you know it :(

[PenGuin1362]

Cant agree with u there, trace.
D:



except he took that line from a tv show.

[Emmzee]

i'm the antiblack and you know it :(
OMG RACIST HE'S IN THE KKK KILL HIM

[Con]

Well, once I spilled a bowl of oatmeal crisp into my open case :X At least I decided to just munch on it rather than puttin' any milk into the bowl. I think theres still some crumbs in there right now..

[S3anyBoy]

When I was 5 I pushed a T.V. onto my baby sister (she was 2), my parents think it fell.

[Con]

LOL^

[Bodzilla]

OMG

:XD:

[Jay's Alt Account]

When I was 8, I pissed off my 5 year old sister, ran away, and slammed my door. The doorknob hit her in the eye.

She still has the scar to prove it.

Also, I used to cut myself. I was emo. Not anymore though. 3 of my scars that I still have look like a smiley face. Sort of.

[Con]

Dude, are you serious? You've gone pretty far if you start cutting your wrists...

[Bodzilla]

Yeah i decided to leave that one alone.

Got enough of these problems in RL :/
WHY WONT YOU JUST STAY HAPPY >:U

[JunkfoodMan]

When I was 5 I pushed a T.V. onto my baby sister (she was 2), my parents think it fell.

Crap copypasta is crap.

http://img260.imageshack.us/img260/8674/478pxjesussmellsdr1.jpg

I fapped to this

[Monopoly]

I once poured Orange juice into my Cheerio's on accident, it was in the morning and I was still not 100% there. The worst part was my father made me eat them all and...it actually wasn't that bad.

[S3anyBoy]

I didn't post in that thread "Post in this thread in 24 hours or you get b&"
Also...I use linux :eek:

[LlamaMaster]

I once watched the first half of a gay porn.

The girls never came...
Bitch, you stole that from Euro Trip. :mad:

[Emmzee]

Bitch, you stole that from Euro Trip. :mad:
It's kinda hard to steal from a movie I've never seen.

[LlamaMaster]

It's kinda hard to steal from a movie I've never seen.
Heh? I guess the movie stole it from someone else...

[Emmzee]

Heh? I guess the movie stole it from someone else...
Like me.

[Bodzilla]

Like me.
http://img206.imageshack.us/img206/8437/idontcarenm2.gif
you better do what he says :tinfoil:

[Emmzee]

http://img206.imageshack.us/img206/8437/idontcarenm2.gif
you better do what he says :tinfoil:
OH NO EXTREME PELVIC THRUSTING WHAT DO I DO NOW

[ExAm]

I once poured Orange juice into my Cheerio's on accident, it was in the morning and I was still not 100% there. The worst part was my father made me eat them all and...it actually wasn't that bad.I did that once. On purpose. :v

[Bodzilla]

I Rick rolled my friends yesterday,
since then i've been sining it ever since.

Never gunna give you up
never gunna let you down
never gunna turn around
and Dessert you.

[Jay2645]

Dessert is good. I'm having Ice Cream. Why don't you want to give your friends dessert?

[n00b1n8R]

I've got icecream defrosting as I'm typing this :awesome:

[Leiukemia]

I threw a bag of poo at some girls when I was in grade 3. I think it got on one of them, I dunno I just ran away laughing.

[Cortexian]

I sometimes go on HABBO and use my free/hacked credits to buy nudes from chicks over MSN.

EDIT: This got me +rep... Why oh why... I guess I'm not alone.

[n00b1n8R]

how does one hack these credits?

[Cortexian]

how does one hack these credits?
Exploits or finding people with hundreds of thousands of credits, then befriending them.

[Kiwibird]

I am also, a furry.

[Bodzilla]

No,

your Feathery :-3

[n00b1n8R]

i made my first post on /b/
a guy made a thread asking how he could exercise his penis muscle and saying how much his dick has grown since he found out about fapping 2 years ago. my response was "underage b&".

[OmegaDragon]

I rickroll myself... daily...

[Jay2645]

Took you that long to post, noob?

I've BEEN posting on /b/.

Then again, I'm an oldfag there. I have pics from there dating back to 2006.

[t3h m00kz]

I am also, a furry.

You make God cry, kawkfag ;o

Also, wierd as hell, I went by the name Kiwi for a while.

I mixed it with my older name, Kamu, and got KamuKiwi/Muki out of that.

[n00b1n8R]

Took you that long to post, noob?

I've BEEN posting on /b/.

Then again, I'm an oldfag there. I have pics from there dating back to 2006.
moar underage banning?

[Pyong Kawaguchi]

i is a furry :O

[Skiiran]

Although I identify as liberal I am for the death penalty.

Also I have devoted my life to owning a badger.

[Pyong Kawaguchi]

Also, just fyi, by saying im a furry, i doant mean it in any fucked up/sexual ways

I just Like, Foxes, Wolfs Dogs, And cats :O

[Kiwibird]

Also, just fyi, by saying im a furry, i doant mean it in any fucked up/sexual ways

I just Like, Foxes, Wolfs Dogs, And cats :O

Yeah, me too. I enjoy drawing them and such.

[Pyong Kawaguchi]

theye are furry and cute :)

[Emmzee]

Yeah, me too. I enjoy drawing them having sex with each other.
Fixed.

[n00b1n8R]

Yeah, me too. I enjoy drawing them having sex with each other. http://sa.tweek.us/emots/images/emot-fappery.gif
Fixed.
Fixed.

[Pyong Kawaguchi]

that wasnt nice :(

[Kiwibird]

I thought it was funny. lol