TeeKup
March 24th, 2008, 08:28 PM
Ok. I beat CoD 4 last night, in 4 hours.
I'm fucking pissed.
If I didn't know any better I could swear to god I was playing hot potato, THE ENTIRE FUCKING GAME. I throw a grenade, they throw it back, they throw a grenade I throw it back. I did this for a good 3 minutes in every goddamn level that had large encounters. Seriously, who's jolly idea was it to have at least 2 grenades be thrown at the same damn time in your bloody direction. That kind of defeats the purpose of throwing one back, since the other one will just explode and kill you.At most moments I could have also sworn I was fighting the flood from halo cause the enemy NPC's are pants-on-head retarded. "MUHAL I HAVE AN IDEA, I'M GOING TO RUSH THAT HUGE SQUAD OF MARINES WITH MY SUB MACHINE GUN." The fact that all the guns sound like they were taken from Grand Theft Auto doesn't do the game any help either, then again EVERY CoD has had shitty sounds anyway. The only point in the game I enjoyed and wasn't frustrated over were the missions involving the Ghillie suits and the Death From Above mission. The fact that the ending popped out of know where and that virtually everyone dies is a major let down too. Sure the graphics are nice, but they really coat all the crap the game shows. The 3rd person animations irritated me to no end, along with the fact that the majority of the textures up-close look like they belong in Halo 2 (Halo 2 had terrible bitmaps and shaders). I urk everytime Price opened a door and his fucking hand was nocliping through the fucking door handle. The constant fact of being around explosive devices didn't help me either, from the grenade happy NPC's to the barrels and cars, it was like I was in the annual IED convention. The several instances where rain was nocliping through the ceiling was irritating as well. Also, what was with the epilogue mission, it was in no way relevant what so ever. The fact that the airplane experienced a hole the size of a compact car and not everyone was sucked out was retarded beyond all reason. I did think it was interesting on how to save the hostage though. But other than that it made no sense. I also never understood why when you're shooting from the hip, its like trying to shoot someone if you had arthritis, however when you zoom down the barrel every gun except the pistol seems to turn into a fucking sniper rifle.
you better see the sarcasm cause this game is fucking awesome
Don't get me wrong, Halo 3 THOROUGHLY disappointed me, I hardly play it anymore, but I was really hoping CoD 4 would impress me. It was like getting a really nice cheese burger only to find out the buns are stale.
I'm fucking pissed.
If I didn't know any better I could swear to god I was playing hot potato, THE ENTIRE FUCKING GAME. I throw a grenade, they throw it back, they throw a grenade I throw it back. I did this for a good 3 minutes in every goddamn level that had large encounters. Seriously, who's jolly idea was it to have at least 2 grenades be thrown at the same damn time in your bloody direction. That kind of defeats the purpose of throwing one back, since the other one will just explode and kill you.At most moments I could have also sworn I was fighting the flood from halo cause the enemy NPC's are pants-on-head retarded. "MUHAL I HAVE AN IDEA, I'M GOING TO RUSH THAT HUGE SQUAD OF MARINES WITH MY SUB MACHINE GUN." The fact that all the guns sound like they were taken from Grand Theft Auto doesn't do the game any help either, then again EVERY CoD has had shitty sounds anyway. The only point in the game I enjoyed and wasn't frustrated over were the missions involving the Ghillie suits and the Death From Above mission. The fact that the ending popped out of know where and that virtually everyone dies is a major let down too. Sure the graphics are nice, but they really coat all the crap the game shows. The 3rd person animations irritated me to no end, along with the fact that the majority of the textures up-close look like they belong in Halo 2 (Halo 2 had terrible bitmaps and shaders). I urk everytime Price opened a door and his fucking hand was nocliping through the fucking door handle. The constant fact of being around explosive devices didn't help me either, from the grenade happy NPC's to the barrels and cars, it was like I was in the annual IED convention. The several instances where rain was nocliping through the ceiling was irritating as well. Also, what was with the epilogue mission, it was in no way relevant what so ever. The fact that the airplane experienced a hole the size of a compact car and not everyone was sucked out was retarded beyond all reason. I did think it was interesting on how to save the hostage though. But other than that it made no sense. I also never understood why when you're shooting from the hip, its like trying to shoot someone if you had arthritis, however when you zoom down the barrel every gun except the pistol seems to turn into a fucking sniper rifle.
you better see the sarcasm cause this game is fucking awesome
Don't get me wrong, Halo 3 THOROUGHLY disappointed me, I hardly play it anymore, but I was really hoping CoD 4 would impress me. It was like getting a really nice cheese burger only to find out the buns are stale.