Hotrod can get laid

[n00b1n8R]

If he comes to Australia. :awesome:

Happy 16th!

[nooBBooze]

Sexual innuedo detected in Nickname.
post in thread for b-day rep

[ExAm]

If he comes to Australia. :awesome:

Happy 16th!Or Nevada.

[JunkfoodMan]

Or England :awesome:

Happy birthday!

[rossmum]

happy birthday

[DrunkenSamus]

I can't think up of anything witty to say. Happy Birthday man.

[Kornman00]

What was stopping meester hotrod before today :downs:?

[beele]

Happy birthday :)

[Roostervier]

Happy birthday Hotrod! :D

[teh lag]

Happy date of birth anniversary!

[Con]

happy birthday

[Bad Waffle]

happy annual celebration of erupting from your mothers ripped and scarred vagina!

[StankBacon]

post in thread for b-day rep

:raise:

[Syuusuke]

How do you lay a hot steamy rod?

Will it cool off when you dip it into a birthday cake?

[OmegaDragon]

Happy birthday :awesome:
http://img230.imageshack.us/img230/9701/1636if9.jpg

[Pooky]

fappy birthday

[Llama Juice]

Happy anniversary of stretching your mother's vagina.

[Hotrod]

Thanks guys, I had a great birthday. I'll tell you more about it, once I get a bit of a nap, since I barely slept last night.

To sum it all up, yesterday after school, I had some pizza with some friends, saw Iron Man (great movie), and some of the friends came over, and we partied until 5 am, and got up at 9 this morning, for more partying.


What was stopping meester hotrod before today :downs:?
Time mostly, and location. I live in the middle of nowhere, so there's nobody around here.


How do you lay a hot steamy rod?

Will it cool off when you dip it into a birthday cake?
I'm just that cool, so it's easy to do. And yes, I guess I would cool off if dipped into a birthday cake, though I would rather use the cake as food.

[n00b1n8R]

What was stopping meester hotrod before today :downs:?
Federal law. :cop:

[Hotrod]

Federal law. :cop:
Oh, and that as well.

[FlyingStone]

Hardly stops most people. Happy birthday Hotty.

[n00b1n8R]

Hardly stops most people. Happy birthday Hotty.
Fuck you. :smith:

[FlyingStone]

:p

[Bodzilla]

What was stopping meester hotrod before today :downs:?
Homeland security.

http://www.johnnyburrito.com/images/der_bitter_tour/security_big.JPG

[king_nothing_]

Federal law. :cop:
No. First, he wouldn't need to go to Australia because the age of consent in Canada is 16 too. Second, as long as he did it with someone who was close to his age, he could have legally done it before his 16th birthday anyway because Canada has close in age exemptions to the age of consent law.

Before you made that last post I wasn't sure if your "Hotrod can get laid [...] if he comes to Australia" comment was [inaccurately] referring to age of consent laws or if you were offering to screw him. :awesome:

[n00b1n8R]

Sorry, I assume he lived in America.

[king_nothing_]

Sorry, I assume he lived in America.
In some states in the U.S. the age of consent is 16, and some have close in age exemptions too.

:v:

[rossmum]

I think we have close-in-age too.

[n00b1n8R]

In some states in the U.S. the age of consent is 16, and some have close in age exemptions too.

:v:
I'm pretty sure federal law takes precedent over state though.

[Hotrod]

Sorry, I assume he lived in America.
Fixed that for you, now everybody should know.

Would it be a bad thing if the thing I'm not excited the most about my 16th birthday is being able to be laid?

[Llama Juice]

Not really. It's not one of those "If you build it they will come" things. sooooo yay for drivers licence?

[Hotrod]

Not really. It's not one of those "If you build it they will come" things. sooooo yay for drivers licence?
Alright, since it's not my top priority at the moment.

And, I will be getting my driver's liscence sometimes in the next two weeks. I'm not getting it earlier, since it's almost exam time at at school, and this is the time that teacher's realize that they are late in their classes, and give us a shitload of work, on top of the studying we'll have to do for exams. Since I live in the middle of nowhere, I've been driving since I was 8 or so... :ssh:

[king_nothing_]

I'm pretty sure federal law takes precedent over state though.

The United States of America (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_States) is a federal republic (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Federal_republic) where the age of consent laws are made predominantly at the state (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/U.S._state) level

[...]

The US Supreme Court also stated the age of consent also to be equal of that to what is already legal, under all US jurisdictions.
that

[n00b1n8R]

that
k
b/c it's such a big deal