WOW, so it was my first time at a nightclub...

[SMASH]

So I went to this little club with a friend and he said he's meeting his girlfriend there and shes got a friend that I could dance with and stuff. I was like whatever, as long as it's a good time.

So I'm thinking we'll small talk for a little bit and get introduced but no, they all bolt in and basically go straight to the dance floor and start grinding, and the girls friend starts dancing alone, so i do what i have never done before and I never thought i had the balls to do and just come up behind her and start dancing with her. After like a minute she put grabbed my arm and put it around her waist and it was freaking amazing. This was definitely the hottest girl ever into me. By the end of the night we even had this holding hands/finger lock that seemed so intimate. It was weird but amazing. I didn't even know her name till half way through the night. I even bought her a drink and she was tripping head over heals for me. It was crazy.

So here's the bottom line, go to a club, get a girl, get her number and be really smooth. It worked for me, it can work for other people. Anyone else been clubbing like this before? My friend made a believer outta me, lol.

[Corndogman]

Good for you dude. but stop spending all your time at these "night clubs" and get back to work texturing veblensk.

[ExAm]

I did this a few weeks ago. First time at a club. The girl I've been crushing on brought her friend, who didn't have a date. I didn't realize I was supposed to dance with her throughout the entire time I was there, and danced alone. I left early because of it. To top that, her brother kept motioning for me to go up to her, but I didn't get what he was doing until a couple of days ago when I thought back to it >_>

So... I suck at picking up on signals :v:

Yeah.

The friend got a boyfriend just after that :P

[STLRamsFan]

Yea they're pretty fun if you go with the right people. Been awhile since I've been to one, should go to one soon as there are actually a couple in DC from what I've heard.

[SMASH]

LOL, it's all about initiative, being confident, holding her tight and making her feel secure, and the rest falls in place like clock work.

[Limited]

I've learnt my lesson to never hook up with some one while drunk. I went to a nightclub, lets just say I had a few too many, lost the group I was with, I went up to some dude asking where my friends were, he looked puzzled as hell but said I could dance with him and his mates (one of them was smoking hot) next thing I know I got this mega hot girl grinding me, I look to my left and I got this dude grinding me, he kept grabbing my hand and grabbing her hand. I let go of his and just put my hands round her waist.

Either he was one of those very touchy feely kind of people or he was gay. Nothing wrong with that but seriously not with me. Worst thing was I just let it happen, maybe cuz the hot girl was there or because I was drunk. Either way I met a nice girl got her number, but also got hit on by a dude called elliot and some how he got my number.

So yeah, be careful, or just get so wasted you dont remember it all.

[Con]

I fail in the dancing department. Hella.

[Bodzilla]

i'm more of head banger.
cant dance for shit :|

[Limited]

I fail in the dancing department. Hella.
Same here, thats why I am always drinking, one less hand to worry about.

I only really dance when I've had a few, although I still look like a hippy dancing.

[Heathen]

I dont club. Everyone thinks I'm a drinker and Smoker because I act goofy and all my friends are herb and beer fanatics...but I dont club.

I got lucky. Not in that way.

See I met my girl on myspace. She randomly added me because of my "About Me"

We talked on Myspace, then graduated onto AIM. I thought she was cool but meh.

My friend....in an attempt to piss me off gave her my number.

We talked but I never intended on meeting her.

One day we arranged to meet at the movies (Norbit) And I got my first kiss (I was never a ladies man)

Its been one year and four months and were still together. I'm 15 btw.

moral:
Internet Relationships do work.

[Masterz1337]

Clubs are best when you go when GGW is filming ;p. Never been to a crazier party.

[SMASH]

Dancing is'nt really that hard really. I just let her set the tempo and go with her. Then when the music picks up I take control and it drives her crazy.

[ExAm]

I always just worry that I'll creep a girl out if I just randomly start dancing with her, even though there's like a billion people doing it around me and no one seems to mind.
Inferiority complex ftl >_>

I guess I could get used to it, I come off as a nice guy in person and I'm generally good at keeping people at ease (this is what others tell me, even though my mind says I'm creeping the shit out of everybody) but right now I'm just not a clubbing kind of guy.

[SMASH]

Actually, I came off as a hard ass while dancing so she was actually surprised to hear that I'm actually a nice guy, and not your average jerk. It's all about self-confidence.

[Kornman00]

Thats all the americans do while stationed over here in germany, go to the clubs. They're pretty cool expect when you've been hoppin' and poppin' in one for longer than five hours, realizing the DJs back on the first few songs that were playing when you came in.

Oh, and they're not so cool when you realize the next morning the Euro exchange rate with the dollar after paying 55euros... lolwut :suicide:

But yeah, other than that they're cool. And so are the german womenz. Hurray for 18 being legal here!

[ExAm]

Actually, I came off as a hard ass while dancing so she was actually surprised to hear that I'm actually a nice guy, and not your average jerk. It's all about self-confidence.Of which I have little...

[Limited]

Kornman, you realise german girls dont shave, anywhere....jk but they are european so probably dont.

Going out can be expensive, for me £25 ($50) is a good night, usually do it twice a week, just means less food for me :P

[Kornman00]

lol, realise

the ones i've been around shave their pits at least ;p

[rossmum]

i'm more of head banger.
cant dance for shit :|
This.

I went to a club and flirted with one of my housemates' friends for a bit, they left before us though. I can't dance, at all.

[Boba]

Same. Why dance when you have the hair to headbang!

[Phobias]

Same. Why dance when you have the hair to headbang!
.

Only problem though is when it gets in your eyes then you start to go "OH FUCK IT'S IN MY EYES, BUT THIS SONG IS SO FUCKING AWESOME, MUST ROCK. MUST ROCK."

[Bodzilla]

It's all about the schwooshing.

I normally end up getting the shits by the end of the night tho, from the insanely bad music. I can handle a bit of shit music and what not, but once i begin hearing the same shit music, and they turn down my request for "Public domain - Operation blade "to put on Chingy i hit my threshold.

Also last time i went out i had about 10 standard drinks before i went out, and then ate my way through $50 in nothing but booze and i was STILL SOBER.
Fucking homebrew.

[Rob Oplawar]

I hate clubs, and places like clubs. You know, noisy, smoky, lots of people, loud music that I don't really like, people acting like idiots, and always my friends seeming to effortlessly fit in to it all while I'm left feeling awkward, uncomfortable, irritable, and anti-social.

Gosh I'm no fun.

[FlyingStone]

I hate clubs, and places like clubs. You know, noisy, smoky, lots of people, loud music that I don't really like, people acting like idiots, and always my friends seeming to effortlessly fit in to it all while I'm left feeling awkward, uncomfortable, irritable, and anti-social.

Gosh I'm no fun.
We must be twins

[Hotrod]

We must be twins

Make that triplets.

I'm more of the kind of guy that prefers hanging out with a few friends, whether it be to go see a movie, or just play video games all night together. I've spent hours in a row with my friends just talking about random stuff, and I've also been to big parties/dances, and I must say that I prefer the former.

[paladin]

My friend got Herpes from a chick he picked up at a club. Be careful... but your right, its way easy to catch a fish... if you catch my drift. You just need to be able to move with music, not necessarily dance,,,, and have about $40 in your pocket ;0

[blind]

Clubs are alright, as long as good bands are playing.
Sup Cancer Bats /me headbangs

[ExAm]

Same. Why dance when you have the hair to headbang!
FUCK YEAH WOO
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[Rob Oplawar]

FUCK YEAH WOO
[creepy img/]
... great, now I'm gonna have nightmares.

[ExAm]

:(

[Atty]

cute chick asl?

[ExAm]

cute chick asl?Hey, shut it :mad:

[Amit]

Hey, shut it :mad:

I think he's gonna try to get your digits soon. No offense, but I thought you were a girl until I saw the weak stache.

[LlamaMaster]

I think it would look better if you dyed it a darker color.

[Llama Juice]

^This

But we really need Teek's advice here.

also a how to film on clubbing.

KY0WSo0J6HE

[Patrickssj6]

I didn't get drunk and I can't dance...and I still got a girl.

[Llama Juice]

I didn't get drunk and I can't dance...and I still got a girl.

So did Jay (allegedly)

[Masterz1337]

And that post made my day. +rep.

[Rob Oplawar]

So did Jay (allegedly)
I grinned. :lol:

Smash, give us an update. Let us know if this whole "met a girl at a club" thing actually works.

[SMASH]

Ok, so I came back for round 2, but this time, I didn't have a girl I was supposed to dance with and I also had a friend, so we had to scope for 2 girls dancing or sitting by themselves.

The first girls we met we cute and we danced for a while but they had to go at like 11:30.... and we were like >.<. But we got their numbers and it was cool.

The next 2 girls we pick up were kinda weird and they didn't seem like they really wanted to dance so we danced for like 10 minutes then they left. They we're that good anyways, lol.

The 3rd set of girls were these really cute polish girls and it was my first experience of dancing front to front if ya know what I mean. My girl was getting pretty wild but then her friend decided she didn't want to dance anymore and dragged my girl off with her. Kinda sucked, lol.

And the best of the best, the last set we danced with were these two REALLY HOT blondes with like perfect bodies. We figured it was like 12:45 and we'd have to go soon so we'd go big for the last ones. The girl I danced with was amazing, best dancer I've been with.

All in all, if you want a lasting relationship, don't look to the clubs. The girls I've meet have had some weird issues and they'd be good for like quick relationships but not good ones.

[Rob Oplawar]

haha, damn, I don't think I've even seen that many girls in one place before. Not a lot of female engineers at CU. =P

[SMASH]

You'd be surprised to see how many girls go just to dance with random guys. It's good for us if we don't really have a date to go with cause you just walk up and just be cool and like you wanna dance? It's easy and fun and sometimes you hit the jackpit ;-).

[Chainsy]

Mmmmm.. I love hitting the jackpit, feels great. :lol: