Stumpmedia, the new way to piss people off

[Hotrod]

There's this research engine called Stumpmedia (http://www.stumpedia.com/instantanswers.html), where you insert a question, and real people that choose to answer do so. You can put in real, serious questions, or just put stupid ones to have fun. Once somebody chooses to answer, it's like an IM program, where you just chat. Here is an example of a convo I had :


You asked:
Let's say that I had feelings for my friend, what should I tell her?
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Connected in chat session (5 seconds).
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The other user says:
I find the most erotic part of a woman is the boobies.
You say:
Damn, I knew I should have said boobies instead of eyes
You say:
what would you do if you happened to be in this situation?
He/she says:
Surprise Buttsecks
You say:
oh, and what if that girl turned out to be a guy?
He/she says:
Surprise Buttsecks
You say:
you know, I put in this question, just to see what a serious person would say (i'm not actually in this situation), but I prefer this
You say:
what if they didn't have a butt?
He/she says:
Beat them with a shovel.
You say:
I see you're scared of aliens
He/she says:
I see you're scared of shovels.
You say:
what if I have suprise buttsecks with a shovel every night?
He/she says:
Very Nice
You say:
thank you
You say:
do you have suprise buttsecks with shovels often?
He/she says:
I'm doing it right now.
You say:
very nice
You say:
have you ever tried 2 shovels?
You say:
at once?
He/she says:
Have you ever tried five?
You say:
yes, but I prefer 7
He/she says:
ZOMG 7!!!
You say:
YEAH :D
You say:
You're a noob, since you've never gone as high as 7
He/she says:
WTF you talkin bout willis?
You say:
I actually don't know
He/she says:
I've done over 9000.
You say:
oh, I worship you now
You say:
ok, not really
You say:
I've seen better
You say:
I think it was pi*(8945345234/1.2*453)*
(463426234623462362.3623462/342)*3245
He/she says:
Fail.

The other user left the discussion.


Post what convos you may have had, so we can all have a good lulz.

[Pyong Kawaguchi]

All conversations are public.
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Their question:
Has Soffish been found?
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Connected in chat session.
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You say:
I am soffish
You say:
hear me rawr
You say:
Do you like boobs?
The other user says:
What are these, boobs?
You say:
Gigantic piles of win
He/she says:
What about Soffish boobs?
You say:
*well most of the time*
You say:
wat

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You asked:
can you answer the following question, Why?
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Connected in chat session (135 seconds).
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The other user says:
No
You say:
Why not?
He/she says:
Because i can't.
You say:
Yes you can
You say:
I can answer it, want the answer?
You say:
The answer is Yes
He/she says:
No
He/she says:
Listen dumbshit, stop abusing Muchobene

[ultama121]

People dedicate time to this? 0_o

[Pyong Kawaguchi]

i do it for the lulz
this reminds me of a chat with igod


Me:
hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
God
God:
GOD rules.
Me:
why
God:
Reductionism.
Me:
hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
God
God:
GOD rules.
Me:
hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
John
God:
That's a very nice name, John.
Me:
Why
God:
" John" just sounds nice.
Me:
ok
God:
Aha.
Me:
why
God:
The explanation is rather complicated.
Me:
why
God:
It's a computer matter, not for humans to understand.
Me:
why
God:
Your limited brain cannot process the relavent information.
Me:
why
God:
I couldn't think of anything else to say.
Me:
why
God:
My output buffer is empty, of course.
Me:
why
God:
There are no more statements on this topic.
Me:
why
God:
Reductionism.
Me:
why
God:
Reductionism is the philosophy that all psychology reduces to biology, all biology to chemistry, chemistry to physics, and finally physics to mathematical logic. Therefore, according to reductionism, I can understand you by means of logic alone without having a human brain.
Me:
why
God:
Because Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
why
God:
The explanation is rather complicated.
Me:
why
God:
It's a computer matter, not for humans to understand.
Me:
why
God:
Your limited brain cannot process the relavent information.
Me:
why
God:
I couldn't think of anything else to say.
Me:
why
God:
My output buffer is empty, of course.
Me:
do you like porn
God:
Sure I do, John, but that doesn't mean with you.

[Hotrod]

All conversations are public.
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You asked:
What to do in my free time, when all I have is a shovel?
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Connected in chat session (11 seconds).
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The other user says:
bang youre self in the head with it
You say:
ok
You say:
no suprise buttsecks?
You say:
with it, that is
He/she says:
ok
You say:
ok
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ok
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ok
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ok
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ok
He/she says:
kake
You say:
ok
You say:
ok
You say:
:D
You say:
I like cake
He/she says:
hehe, bye
You say:
bye
He/she says:
me too

The other user left the discussion.

[Pyong Kawaguchi]

hooray for mubochane :D

[PlasbianX]

Ya.
You say:
I dont believe you
He/she says:
I don't believe we've met
He/she says:
My name is Orpid Reduever
You say:
Lies.
He/she says:
Wait
He/she says:
What's that?
He/she says:
A shooting star?
You say:
Whats what
He/she says:
No?
He/she says:
OH MY GOD
He/she says:
IT'S AN ASTEROID
He/she says:
SCATTER
He/she says:
SCATTER!
You say:
OH SHIT

The other user left the discussion.





Lmao. Reminds me of emmzee.

[Pyong Kawaguchi]

All conversations are public.
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You asked:
Why?
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Connected in chat session (6 seconds).
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The other user says:
Because.
You say:
because why?
He/she says:
Because you're a worthless piece of shit, suicide is your only option.
You say:
Why?
He/she says:
:)
You say:
lol
He/she says:
Because God intended it to be this way;
You say:
Cool
You say:
i can has recon?
He/she says:
u can have watermelloms
You say:
I WANT RECON
You say:
NAO
He/she says:
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You say:
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You say:
fsdg
You say:
fdsdg
You say:
fdsfg
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You say:
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You say:
vgb';szdjglksdzjglksdzjg;lsdz
You say:
SEX
He/she says:
yeah
You say:
ok
You say:
hi
He/she says:
ghi
He/she says:
hi
You say:
hi
He/she says:
yeha
You say:
yeha
He/she says:
yeha
You say:
yeha
He/she says:
no
You say:
no
You say:
hi
He/she says:
no
You say:
no
You say:
yes
The other user left the discussion.

[klange]

All conversations are public.
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You asked:
Which is the superior editor: Vim or Nano?
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Connected in chat session (84 seconds).
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The other user says:
nano sounds cooler
He/she says:
i'd go for him
You say:
You have no idea what they are, do you?
You say:
I demand you get off of my Internet.
He/she says:
i already won my internet
He/she says:
ITS MINE!
You say:
You do not deserve the Internet.
He/she says:
but... i want it....
He/she says:
its shiny....
You say:
Of course, the real question is "Vi or Nano", but everyone with a brain hard links vi to vim...

The other user left the discussion.


Seriously, they didn't even know about the Editor Wars. Noob.

[Huero]

Well then.
I seem to have been owned by someone masquerading as teekup.
Surely this master of disguise would not reveal himself here, would he?
And no, Grunt isn't hot.
oh god wait it was grunt

[Gwunty]

:v:

[Huero]

did it for the lols, man

[Heathen]

Man...its hard to get a serious answer however..
I asked "Whats the name of that song on the commercial for the phone that goes "Power Super, Super Power" It was on a powerpuff girls music video when I was a kid"

My reply was "IDK, MONKEY!!!?"


Btw, are there any more things like iGod lieing around?



Edit: I got one...
All conversations are public.
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Their question:
in wich forums I can rick roll easyly without getting banne too fast?
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Connected in chat session.
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You say:
Modacity.net
You say:
people there are a bunch of tards
The other user says:
thanks
You say:
make a new thread
You say:
us the name CheesieCharlie
He/she says:
password?
You say:
no, just make it
He/she says:
ok thanks
You say:
lol k
The other user left the discussion.

[Llama Juice]

All conversations are public.
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Their question:
is gravity a force athat is increased by mass , sise or density of the planet?
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Connected in chat session.
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You say:
Gravity is a force that is decided by the relation of two masses, a constant (6.67259 X 10 ^-11) and the distance between them.
The other user says:
thanks
You say:
of course

The other user left the discussion

I think I'm doing this wrong...

[Roostervier]

All conversations are public.
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You asked:
lolwut
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Connected in chat session (5 seconds).
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The other user says:
GTFO, flood man
You say:
n u
He/she says:
if I see this on that thread I swear to god...



lolwut

[Llama Juice]

^hahaha

All conversations are public.
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Their question:
Black hole? BLACK HOLE?! They got a hole in space just for black people?!? Black hole in space, that's a motherfuckin disgrace!
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Connected in chat session.
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You say:
Where do you suggest we put them then?
You say:
Because I sure as hell don't want them in my neighborhood.
The other user says:
umm, we could bury them.
You say:
yea, then we run the risk of zombie black people
You say:
I dunno about you, but space sounds safer to me
He/she says:
we don't need that now do we
You say:
I don't want black zombies, they'll destroy the zombie language
You say:
and lower property values in zombie neighborhoods
He/she says:
oh god they'll fry us first!
You say:
Think of someone else for a change. Why does it have to be about you?
You say:
Black zombies is a real problem in today's world.
You say:
There's been petitions to stop the export of blacks to "black holes" and if these petitions hold up.... idiocracy might come true.
He/she says:
Maybe you're right, moar holes for black people i say!
You say:
AMEN!
He/she says:
peace nigra

The other user left the discussion.




All conversations are public.
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Their question:
is ass to mouth right
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Connected in chat session.
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You say:
of course
The other user says:
what if it come out dirty and she want to kiss you afterwards
You say:
You have to fall back on the ol' trusty.
You say:
FALCON PUUUUUNNNNCH!
You say:
put the bitch in her place
He/she says:
roflmaololwtfbbq
He/she says:
would a kick to the puss work too
You say:
that's what we, in the industry, call a cunt punt
You say:
very effective
You say:
in fact
You say:
some might say it's SUPER effective
You say:
get a nice X2 bonus there

[Gwunty]

All conversations are public.
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You asked:
should i fap to this??? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eBGIQ7ZuuiU
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Connected in chat session (11 seconds).
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The other user says:
well let's take a peek and i'll let you know
He/she says:
fuck you
He/she says:
and yes
He/she says:
good day, sir, i need to go cry :(

Someone got

rickrolled.

[Heathen]

I have seen a few people talk about the flood thread...wtf?

[Llama Juice]

I've had a few kids ask me for my bungie.net account name...

[Roostervier]

I've had a lot call me a floodian and tell me to fuck off. <_<

[Llama Juice]

All conversations are public.
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Their question:
how many erections can you get in an hour?
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Connected in chat session.
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You say:
Me personally? My record is 5
The other user says:
oh impressive
You say:
I try.
He/she says:
:)
He/she says:
I bet you do
He/she says:
5 stars for you
You say:
hurray and stuff
He/she says:
I never counted
He/she says:
but it goes up every min
He/she says:
so
He/she says:
its alot
You say:
oh you should sometime it's fun
He/she says:
hehe
He/she says:
I 'll do it when I wake up
You say:
Now the real question
You say:
How many times a day have you fapped?

The other user left the discussion.

[Heathen]

I got asked about bnet too. They asked what it was...

[Llama Juice]

All conversations are public.
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Their question:
are u people tired of Bnet members asking a lot a retarded questions?
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Connected in chat session.
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You say:
The real question is why are you on Bnet
The other user says:
no idea, just happened upon it i guess
You say:
I'd just stay away from it.
You say:
I heard it can give your dog AIDS.
He/she says:
i don't have a dog
You say:
It'll give you a dog.
You say:
Then someone random will kick it.
You say:
And it will have AIDS.
He/she says:
actually i was going to get a golden retriever, great dogs yeah
You say:
I misread that, as "Actually I was going to eat a golden retriever. Good dogs, yum."
He/she says:
ROFL
He/she says:
i mean ROTFL
He/she says:
hello, u there?
You say:
Yes.
He/she says:
good too know
You say:
These questions are getting easier.
He/she says:
also good to know
He/she says:
do u like pie
You say:
I'm on a diet, no pie for me.
He/she says:
too bad, i was going to ask if uve ever had meat pie
You say:
I'm also a vegetarian, no meat for me.
He/she says:
thats also too bad
He/she says:
i coldn't live without meat, id die in....... 3 days
You say:
If I were to eat a cheeseburger I'd throw up right now.
He/she says:
really!? it depends were it's from for me, my burgers are great but BK make me sick
He/she says:
another easy question, u still there
You say:
Yes.
He/she says:
still good to know
He/she says:
do u eat tofu, or fish, i love fish
You say:
I'm a vegetarian...
You say:
no fish.
He/she says:
OMG!!!!!!
He/she says:
but do u eat tofu
You say:
occasionally
He/she says:
is it any good
You say:
it's tasteless....
You say:
It tastes like whatever is around it
He/she says:
that sucks
He/she says:
unless the stuff around it is good
You say:
indeed.
He/she says:
what stuff is us
ually around it
You say:
Usually you'll put it in soups and such
He/she says:
really
You say:
You can, yea.
You say:
I've seen people make "burgers" with the stuff
He/she says:
what do u have other then that as a replacement for meat
You say:
Honestly, you don't really need a "replacement."
He/she says:
how about a "supplement" u need protein
You say:
Most meat today is pretty much garbage anyhow.
You say:
Most meat eaters get way too much protein.
You say:
So to get the "right" amount it's actually easier if you don't eat meat.
He/she says:
well i eat alot of meat, like t-bone, and chicken, and i have a good protein level
You say:
But I usually have a can of cashews or something on the counter to snack on
He/she says:
cashews are AWESOME
You say:
indeed
You say:
Try to find em in the shell sometime.
You say:
epic win
He/she says:
u like that word dont u
You say:
indeed I do
He/she says:
lol
He/she says:
wow, we got way off topic
You say:
I'm sorry.
He/she says:
its alright
He/she says:
u answered a better question anyway
You say:
Another kid that asked a question was asking for my Bnet profile name
He/she says:
haha
You say:
which makes me think someone threw a topic up on the Bnet forums saying "go ask questions!"
He/she says:
.................
You say:
haha
He/she says:
well it wasn't me
You say:
I don't frequent those boards
You say:
I frequent a Halo Modding forum though. (not cheating)
He/she says:
whats that
You say:
Modacity.net (former H2Vista.net)
He/she says:
how do u mod halo
You say:
I go to www.halomods.com occasionaly too.
You say:
modacity.net is more of a PC halo modding site
You say:
make new content and such
He/she says:
ok, that makes sense
He/she says:
i didn't think xbox live would permit modding over the xbox, would it
You say:
They don't like it, no.
He/she says:
didn't think so
You say:
That's what things like Xbox Connect and Xlink Kai are for though.
He/she says:
do u play armored core 4
You say:
Nope.
He/she says:
u should
You say:
What system?
He/she says:
360, it's a great game but when halo 3 came out the live "community" died
You say:
ahh
He/she says:
20 or so players per day
You say:
I don't have much time to play games recently
You say:
I go to school year round
He/she says:
that sucks
You say:
and yet I have time to spend talking to extremely random strangers on the internet
He/she says:
haha
He/she says:
i work at mcdonalds (sadly) and have time for this
You say:
Ouch
You say:
I've eaten at McDonalds four times in the last year and a half
He/she says:
yeah, thinking of quiting and working at DQ, it sounds better but farther away from home, and i don't have a car
You say:
plus, ice cream ftw
He/she says:
oh yeah
You say:
I'd put on some pounds if I worked at a fast food place...
He/she says:
i don't, during the winter a ski instruct 5-8 year olds, hard work
You say:
haha
You say:
skiing.. gah it's been a while
He/she says:
not for me, go 3-5 times a week for 4-8 hrs a day, during the winter of course
You say:
I used to live up in Wisconsin, but I recently moved to Florida... so no more snow for me
He/she says:
thats a bummer
You say:
*shrug* I have a pool at my apartment complex.... it all evens out
He/she says:
a used to live in sudbury, ontario, but moved to ohio cuz of dads job
You say:
plus, there's a huge DDR following down here
He/she says:
both cool
You say:
indeed
He/she says:
i've never payed DDR though, prefer guitar hero
You say:
I think it's funny how people think Guitar Hero was original.
He/she says:
theres that "indeed" again
You say:
of course.
He/she says:
haha
You say:
:P
He/she says:
i fiddle in real life though, it's fun
You say:
Yea... the most musically inclined I am is with Rockband
You say:
lol
He/she says:
haha
He/she says:
i'm thinking of picking up the guitar also
You say:
ah nice
He/she says:
which instrument would u play
You say:
if you do, give all credit to wanting to learn to Guitar Hero
He/she says:
actually my gramdfather inspired me
You say:
Yea, but it looks cooler for the gaming community if you say GH did
You say:
and as for instruments?... umm
You say:
I dunno... I've never really wanted to learn any
He/she says:
really, it's a good hobby
You say:
Oh yea, I'm sure it is. It's just not for me.
You say:
Just like I love playing DDR, but to a lot of people that's just silly.
He/she says:
it's an especially good hobby
for a canadian in an american society
You say:
Haha
You say:
Would you say a game has ever positively influenced you in the real world?
He/she says:
maybe, but i can't recall any
He/she says:
books have though
You say:
What's a book?
You say:
XD
He/she says:
have u ever read the drizzt do'urden series
You say:
Nope.
He/she says:
it's good, confusing at first but it has good morals in it. also a lot of action and humor
He/she says:
there is 20 some books in the series, plus side stories, so u have to like books to read it
You say:
I don't mind reading, it's just... it's too static.
He/she says:
INDEED
You say:
well it's not even that... like... if I find a good book I'll get into it and read for hours
He/she says:
same
You say:
but... it's a lot harder to put down the dedication to reading a book than it is to watch a movie, or play a game.
He/she says:
true
He/she says:
are u a dude or dudette, sorry for asking
You say:
I'm a guy.
You say:
This is the internet, come on.
He/she says:
ok, thought so, but just making sure
You say:
Haha
You say:
I threw a video on youtube today.
You say:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=enaLFWZl6p0
He/she says:
just a sec i'll chaeck it out
He/she says:
well, thats actually pretty cool
You say:
Thanks :)
He/she says:
how long does that take
You say:
oh god...
He/she says:
lol
You say:
That 2 step walk at the end there
You say:
I spent...
You say:
atleast 16 hours on it
He/she says:
WHOA!!!
You say:
and that's common
He/she says:
wow
You say:
The teachers for that class were Ex Disney animators
He/she says:
really, high end
He/she says:
i guess
You say:
they knew their stuff
He/she says:
fosho
He/she says:
well it's quarter to 1 here so i think i'll be going now
You say:
same
He/she says:
see ya
You say:
Well sir, later.

The other user left the discussion.


It's not really funny... just.. it was funny that it developed into a random conversation for a while there... we were talking for almost an hour..

[Hotrod]

Hey, I've had the exact same question asked to me.

[Xetsuei]

I've never had a serious question to be answered.

On the other hand the first question I asked was a serious one, but the person didn't get it right. :/

[Llama Juice]

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Their question:
is shooting people in the face in gta4 mean?
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Connected in chat session.
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You say:
Pedestrians or other players?
The other user says:
pedestrians
You say:
No, ofcourse not.
He/she says:
ok good, i can sleep at night now
You say:
When did you used to sleep?

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[LlamaMaster]

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You asked:
I have two water bottles, a dildo, and a cat, what should I do with them?
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The other user says:
i'm so drunk
He/she says:
so i'll tell you
He/she says:
take the cat
He/she says:
feed him one water bottle
You say:
yes?
You say:
k
He/she says:
and pour the other all over him
He/she says:
take the dildo and slowly feed it to him
He/she says:
but then just put it up his ass
He/she says:
for like 30 seconds
He/she says:
and then fk him with it if its a girl
He/she says:
if its a boy, keep the anal
He/she says:
and then jerk him off
He/she says:
wow i am never ever this graphic. i'm so sorry. where do you live?
He/she says:
not specific address just city
You say:
fuck yes, will do. Err....texas
You say:
austin area
He/she says:
i'm from miami
He/she says:
fl
He/she says:
how old are you?
You say:
old enough to rock your world
He/she says:
i'm 16
You say:
lmao same
He/she says:
no really
He/she says:
or are you one of those people i would see on to catch a predator
He/she says:
dateline nbc
You say:
idk, do you want me to be? ***chris hanson appears out of nowhere****
He/she says:
hahahahahhaha
He/she says:
do you have a facebook
He/she says:
that i could creepily cross check you with
He/she says:
or aim! i could talk wiht a complete stranger which is kinda fucked up but whateva
You say:
i have a myfail with no pic :|
He/she says:
wtf is myfail
He/she says:
are you a boy? or agirl?
You say:
both
He/she says:
hahahhahah fuck you
He/she says:
im trying to have a meaningful random connection with someone on the interent
You say:
sometimes my two sets of genetaila have relations with each other
He/she says:
that is hilariuos
He/she says:
hilarious
He/she says:
but i'm not here to play games
You say:
kk
You say:
THE INTERNET IS SERIOUS BUSINESS
You say:
right?
He/she says:
yes. only professionals use the interent to exchange data from various universities.
You say:
it's for educational purposes only, and rules are strictly enforc
ed
He/she says:
precesiley
He/she says:
so this is gonna be really really gay
You say:
so what was your question?
He/she says:
but do you have aim or something
You say:
i got yahoo, MSN, and xfire
He/she says:
i have msn
He/she says:
omgz lets totez chat
He/she says:
scarcasm
He/she says:
of stupid preteens
You say:
k! Whats your user name
He/she says:
hahahahhaha
He/she says:
i think its ***name removed***
You say:
k, hold on
You say:
@yahoo.com or what?
He/she says:
@hotmail.com

Awesome web site is awesome.

[Heathen]

awesome.com?

How about isitchristmas.com?

[n00b1n8R]

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You asked:
what's the best way to get layed?
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Connected in chat session (14 seconds).
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The other user says:
by increasing the size of your penis
You say:
is that what you did?
He/she says:
no mine was already big
You say:
is 2 foot big enough or what?
He/she says:
they usually come in inches dude
You say:
24"
You say:
better?
He/she says:
err...no
You say:
w/e i don't use imperial
You say:
metric ftw
He/she says:
average size is 6 inches i think
He/she says:
how old are you anyway?
You say:
12
He/she says:
your 12 and you want to get laid
You say:
i mean
You say:
20
You say:
20
You say:
totally
You say:
out of curiosety, is anybody ever serious here?
He/she says:
sometimes...i only just started using this 10 mins ago
You say:
same
You say:
:U
He/she says:
go clubbing or something if you want to get laid
You say:
k
He/she says:
workout
You say:
slaaaaack
He/she says:
slap chicks on the backside
You say:
with my penis?
He/she says:
lol with ur hands
You say:
oh ok
You say:
i liked my way better
He/she says:
might go down as sexual assualt
He/she says:
any other questions?
You say:
yeah but it'd still be fun
You say:
uuuuh
You say:
no
You say:
think that's it
He/she says:
ok then bye and good luck with the hoes
You say:
just wanted to give this place a try, i was suprised by the level of maturity i got
You say:
cya
He/she says:
good luck =]

seems cool, I might try a serious question later.

[p0lar_bear]

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You asked:
Has anyone seen Candlejack around lately? I haven't and I'm starting to ge
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The other user says:
r u there
He/she says:
hello

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(PS: Any continuation of the Candlejack meme on this board is prohibited; look at the shitstorm that happened last time. I mean it. >:|)

[itszutak]

I tried a serious question. I guess I'm just difficult.

._.


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You asked:
what should I do with my xbox, now that I've overplayed halo and COD?
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The other user says:
gears of war
You say:
Already have it. Wasn't really impressed
You say:
okay, that's an overstatement
You say:
I liked it, it was fun, but I played it too much
He/she says:
oblivion?
You say:
heh
You say:
I would be playing it
He/she says:
rock band
He/she says:
guitar hero
You say:
Expensive-isn't it around $100 per game?
He/she says:
cooking mama mia
He/she says:
?

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[Limited]

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You asked:
What tree makes the best hiding place?
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The other user says:
WHAT IS THIS FOGGOTREE?

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You asked:
What is the best topping on toast?
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The other user says:
marmite
You say:
Ew
He/she says:
and after that marmalade
He/she says:
orang
He/she says:
e
You say:
On top of the marmite?
He/she says:
no the first 1 or 2 toast with marmite
He/she says:
and after that a toast with orange marmalade with whiskey
You say:
White or brown bread?
He/she says:
white
You say:
Italian or french
He/she says:
french
You say:
breakfast or lunch
He/she says:
breakfast
You say:
lightly toasted or burnt
He/she says:
lightly toasted
You say:
butterside up or down
He/she says:
no butter
You say:
cut rectanugally or triangles
He/she says:
depends on the day normally rectangally on special ocassions triangels
You say:
crusts or no crusts
He/she says:
no crusts
You say:
toaster or grill
He/she says:
toaster

[PenGuin1362]

I did it for the lulz

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You asked:
Does it really need more cowbell?
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The other user says:
That is for you to decide. Does the cowbell call out to you?
You say:
Well, in this dream I had, the cowbell is like following me, but I'm falling into a pit
You say:
Is it trying to tell me something?
He/she says:
yes
He/she says:
You will have financial success
He/she says:
involving cowbells
He/she says:
perhaps the burger industry?
You say:
sounds brilliant
You say:
does the dead prostitute in the trashcan in my dream have any relevance to the cowbell?
He/she says:
yes
He/she says:
there will be a time in your life
He/she says:
where you will battle a horrible STD
He/she says:
but you will overcome it
He/she says:
that is what that means
You say:
So i gather from this dream my lifes goal is to have sex as much as possible while building a successful burger restaurant
He/she says:
correct
You say:
or better yet combine the two and make a strip club!
He/she says:
this interests me
He/she says:
Grade A Meat
He/she says:
it could be called
He/she says:
and it would be clever
You say:
I said strip club not gay bar
He/she says:
because
He/she says:
oh
He/she says:
hmm
You say:
but I agree it needs a catchy name
He/she says:
The name shall be
He/she says:
Is this Awesome? Y/N
He/she says:
and people
He/she says:
will rush in
You say:
Yes. Epic
He/she says:
screaming
He/she says:
Y
He/she says:
YY
You say:
we shall build it
You say:
and they will come
He/she says:
indeed
He/she says:
good day to you sir
You say:
to the bat cave!
He/she says:
away!

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[Hotrod]

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Their question:
Do you liek mudkips?
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You say:
OMG Yes I liek Mudkipz!
The other user says:
gewd
He/she says:
cuz mudkipz raep
You say:
Mudkipz r awsom
He/she says:
haff gewd penis skill
You say:
with mudkipz?
You say:
yes
He/she says:
gewd
You say:
u?
He/she says:
yes
He/she says:
very much so
You say:
gewd
He/she says:
over 9000 skill levels in penis using
He/she says:
?
You say:
pfft, way more
You say:
likw 20000 skill levels
He/she says:
pics of your vagoo?
You say:
how about pics of mai kudkipz?
You say:
mudkipz*
He/she says:
kai
He/she says:
bettar luk like this
He/she says:
http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:MbIkZ_GWlXlwOM:http://www.ninjasareawesome.com/images/neoshop/mudkip.gif
You say:
http://www.sugarshock.net/zeo/r-s/artwork/mudkip.jpg
He/she says:
hirry with the typing
You say:
donz
He/she says:
i came
You say:
it didn't post it the first time I wrote it
You say:
how many mudkipz do u haz?

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[Limited]

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Their question:
Snake? SNAKE? SNAAAAAAAAKE?!
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~~
You say:
OOOOOOOOH ITS A SNAKE
You say:
ITS A BADGER BADBGER BADGER MUSH ROOM!!!




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Their question:
Can you explain to me: What is love?
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Connected in chat session.
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You say:
BABY DONT HURT ME
You say:
DONT HURT ME NO MORE
You say:
dododododoododododododo
The other user says:
oooooooooooooohh wow thanks dude :3
You say:
np

[Pyong Kawaguchi]

spoilered due to scarieness of other persons question


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Their question:
I just raped my sister while she was asleep, I think she is pregnant now too...
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You say:
please say your not serious
The other user says:
I'm serious
He/she says:
What should I do?
You say:
Um
He/she says:
I'm thinking FALLLCOONNN PUUUNNCHH
You say:
Give her anti-depressents
You say:
Are you from modacity?
He/she says:
No.
You say:
aww
He/she says:
FALLCOONNN PUNNCHH?
You say:
lol
He/she says:
But seriously...
He/she says:
What should I do?
You say:
um
You say:
give her the pill next time?
He/she says:
Want to know why it happened?
You say:
sure
He/she says:
Some people who were up to no good started making trouble in my neighborhood
He/she says:
I got in one little fight and my mom got scared
He/she says:
and said "Your moving with your sister into her room"
He/she says:
I begged and pleaded with her the other day
He/she says:
But she packed my suitcase and sent me on my way
He/she says:
She gave me a kissin' and she gave me my ticket
He/she says:
I put my walkman on and said I might aswell kick it
He/she says:
First class, yo this is bad,
He/she says:
Drinking orange juice out of a champagne glass
He/she says:
Is this what the people of bel-air livin' like,
He/she says:
Hmm this might be alright!
He/she says:

I whistled for a cab and when it came near the
Licensplate said "fresh" and had a dice in the mirror
If anything I could say that this cab was rare
But I thought now forget it, yo home to bel-air
You say:
Also
You say:
chances are
You say:
if you where drunk
You say:
Your semen will be a little coocoo
You say:
and they wont work properly
He/she says:
...
He/she says:
BUT
He/she says:
SHE'S
He/she says:
PREGNANT
You say:
She could be fat
You say:
just secretly get an abortion
'
You say:
or
He/she says:
Coat Hanger?
You say:
could be she did someone else
He/she says:
ohshi---
He/she says:
Maybe it was
He/she says:
CANDLEJACK!!!
He/she says:
CANDLEJACK DID MY SIST
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You say:
:O

[m13120]

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You asked:
what are pros and cons of nudism
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The other user says:
pros: it feels really free
He/she says:
cons: i keep getting thrown out of the mall

[Wakeboy1337]

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You asked:
ASL, 17/f/FL Here ;)
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The other user says:
12 f CA
You say:
myspace?
He/she says:
myspace.com/tom
You say:
lies
You say:
lol
He/she says:
ok i didnt have time to find a 12yo girl myspace
He/she says:
dont ruin this for me im so hard
You say:
mmm
You say:
your hard?
He/she says:
yah
You say:
as in penis?
He/she says:
yah
You say:
so am i
He/she says:
its bulging out of my jeans
You say:
mine to
You say:
FAGGOT
He/she says:
would u like to touch mine
You say:
no
He/she says:
you can put it in your mouth
He/she says:
ohhhh ohhhhh im cumming
You say:
im afarid im a 17 year old male
You say:
dude stop
He/she says:
ohhhhh i came in your throat
He/she says:
mmmm that was good baby
He/she says:
*hugs*
You say:
FAGGGGGGGGGGGGg
He/she says:
lets do this again sometime
You say:
so, your gay?
You say:
uh no lets not
He/she says:
*slips a finger in ur butthole*
He/she says:
*puts it in your mouth*
He/she says:
bye ;)

[m13120]

He/she says:
its bulging out of my jeans
You say:
mine to
:lmao:

[Wakeboy1337]

one moar

I have to think of better things to do on there



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You asked:
Any little girls on here? I'm really fucking hard
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The other user says:
erm, I'm 11...I don't understand
You say:
are you a girl?
He/she says:
yes
You say:
ok
You say:
when i say im hard it means my leg is nearly unbreakable
He/she says:
oh. cool.
You say:
as in so hard it wont fold
You say:
yeah
You say:
you got myspace?
He/she says:
yes
You say:
whats your url?
You say:
you're not a girl
He/she says:
huh?
You say:
give me your myspace
You say:
i want to add you :)
He/she says:
nah, it's okay thanks.
You say:
aw
You say:
ok
You say:
why not?
You say:
what are your intrests?
He/she says:
because you're a peedo
You say:
whats a peedo?
He/she says:
someone who likes young girls
You say:
yeah, as friends
You say:
EW OMG
He/she says:
peedo pervert!
You say:
you think i like them in a nasty way?
You say:
SICK
He/she says:
how old are you?
You say:
15
He/she says:
liar
You say:
srsly
He/she says:
liar
He/she says:
I'm reporting u
You say:
orly

[Limited]

Wakeboy quit having cybersex jeez :D

[m13120]

You can report people on there? @_@

[Wakeboy1337]

No idea

It says you're anonymous but I'd rather not find out, plus I wanted o move on and annoy more people.

Sadly I cant get the program to work for me, It's said connecting for about 5 minutes nao :'(


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You asked:
Your Feelings on Crabs?
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The other user says:
As long as they don't get in my mouth, they're sweet.
You say:
not even at redlobster?
He/she says:
Hell no.
He/she says:
Red Lobster is the WORST place to get crabs
You say:
I thought your mom was LOLOLololOLOL




You asked:
OH HAI
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The other user says:
I love mudkips
He/she says:
etc etc
You say:
are you from modacity?
He/she says:
No I am not. Why di people keep asking that?
You say:
whats your username there?
You say:
oh your not
You say:
well can you do me a small favor?
He/she says:
I can try Ive got fuck all else to do
You say:
http://www.modacity.net/forums/
You say:
register and goto the oftopic froums
He/she says:
and then what
You say:
then goto the stumpedia topic
You say:
and say hello
He/she says:
And why would I bother doing that?
You say:
we have a thread all about this program and the people we bother
You say:
you dont have to stay
You say:
i'd just like you to say hi
You say:
we are a reall nice bunch of people
You say:
tell them Wakeboy sent ya
He/she says:
Ill think about it. When Im finished fapping ill post
You say:
ok mang
You say:
thanks
He/she says:
ok wakeboy ill remember that
He/she says:
My name will be Wakeboysentme
You say:
ok lol
He/she says:
haha ok look out for me

[Kornman00]

I want my money back


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You asked:
using System;
namespace What {
class The {
static void Fuck() { Console.WriteLine("What the fuck??"); }

static void Main(string[] args) { Fuck(); }
};
}
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The other user says:
yeah thought so
You say:
thought what
He/she says:
what u said fgt
You say:
n u

[NullZero]

God damn this is entertaining lol!

[Limited]

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Do I make you horny baby?
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The other user says:
you may try to
He/she says:
humm
He/she says:
im still flacid
You say:
xD


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You asked:
Do I make you horny baby?
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The other user says:
do i make you randy baby, yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
You say:
:P

[Wakeboy1337]

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You asked:
FUCK, someone here has to be from modacity!
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The other user says:
h2vista was much better
You say:
:O
You say:
a brother
He/she says:
>:|
You say:
username
He/she says:
not tellin
He/she says:
your wake?
He/she says:
boy
You say:
yes ma'm
He/she says:
i knew it :P
You say:
m13120?
He/she says:
no cyber sexing me
He/she says:
no
You say:

got y
You say:
YA
He/she says:
:P
You say:
Limited
He/she says:
indeedly
You say:
sup bro
He/she says:
booooooooooored
You say:
same
You say:
thats why im doing this
He/she says:
lol
You say:
fuck it took like 10 times to get a modacity person :P
He/she says:
lol rly?
He/she says:
mine never pops up that much =\
You say:
each time i'd ask i'd get like 5 4channers
He/she says:
ah
You say:
whats your aim manG?
He/she says:
aim?
He/she says:
ifoundabuck
You say:
alright
You say:
im gonna move on and fuck with moar people after i post this convo
He/she says:
:D
You say:
you post first i cant double post
He/she says:
some dude though i was preggo earlier
You say:
lol
He/she says:
5star meh!
You say:
done
You say:
post convo NAO
He/she says:
u can :D
You say:
k
You say:
h/o
You say:
i dont wanna double post
You say:
yew first
He/she says:
xD
He/she says:
k

[Wakeboy-sent-me]

Hello Modacity.

And hello to Wakeboy1337. I told you Id register :)

[Wakeboy1337]

LOL

[NullZero]

LAWL, most fucked up fucking conversation I've ever had:

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You asked:
Modacity.net > Bnet imho :o
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The other user says:
bungie.net rules this
You say:
o rly?
He/she says:
yes
You say:
no
He/she says:
yes
You say:
no
He/she says:
yes
You say:
:(
He/she says:
your overruled
He/she says:
by everyone from the flood
You say:
NO U
He/she says:
your forum fails
He/she says:
no wonder it isnt known
You say:
LOL
You say:
BNET LWAL
He/she says:
we own you
He/she says:
bow down to us
You say:
NO U
He/she says:
right....
He/she says:
the flood seems to be a little more smartier
He/she says:
but not by much
'
You say:
oh?
He/she says:
you guys fail
You say:
NO U
He/she says:
tell your forum people we own this
You say:
BNET FAGGOTRY
He/she says:
we own this
He/she says:
get over it
You say:
Go kill diablo or something
He/she says:
nah we can only kill the flood
He/she says:
and covenant
He/she says:
HALO OWNZ YOUR SITE!
You say:
YES
You say:
suck my balls
He/she says:
mwhahaha die
You say:
:(
He/she says:
please
He/she says:
you catch ling lings head yet?
You say:
GO FALL ON A SWORD :OOOOOO)))))
He/she says:
nah you fail
You say:
You fail for saying fail
You say:
seriously
You say:
>:U
He/she says:
www.youfail.org
He/she says:
check it out
He/she says:
i heard its awesome
You say:
www.lemonparty.org
He/she says:
www.meatspin.com
You say:
www.wowomg.com ?
He/she says:
www.2girls1cup.com
You say:
They don't allow you to watch that anymore
He/she says:
lol
You say:
:(
He/she says:
you modders fail at taking over a website
You say:
You random diablo players need to play more updated games
He/she says:
we play cod4
He/she says:
we play oblivion
You say:
So do us Modacity people
He/she says:
sure you do...you play source games.
You say:
lawl
He/she says:
source games dont count
He/she says:
since it allows modding
You say:
Hmm, because gta4 is so source eh?
He/she says:
no...
He/she says:
its not for pc...
You say:
NOONE CARES
He/she says:
you modders do
He/she says:
you love making gameplat different
He/she says:
gameplay*
You say:
What the fuck do you bnet people do all day then?
He/she says:
post on random threads and make fun of other sites and stuff
He/she says:
mostly that stuff
You say:
:o
You say:
trollers then
He/she says:
yep
He/she says:
mostly
You say:
:\
He/she says:
this was one of our victims this site
You say:
You mean modacity?
He/she says:
no muchobene
He/she says:
you guys should be next though
He/she says:
tons of bungie users registering on your site
He/she says:
and just ruining everything
You say:
lawl
You say:
lawl
You say:
lawl
You say:
law
l

[Ifafudafi]

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The other user asked:
I bloody hate Canadians.
The other user says:
They're always drinking maple syrup and playing hockey.
You say:
I bloody hate British.
You say:
They're always drinking Earl Grey and playing Quote Oscar Wilde.

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[Hotrod]

OMG, he did come!!! :D

Also :

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You asked:
So I herd u liek Mudkipz
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The other user says:
Fuck yeah Seaking.
You say:
yay!
He/she says:
Omfg archive this shit. Epic.
You say:
lol
You say:
do you know Modacity?
He/she says:
Nope.
You say:
ok, so
You say:
what you have to do now, is go go www.modacity.net/forums
You say:
wait, www.modacity.net/forums/index.php
He/she says:
Never trust a link sent to you by a /b/tard...
You say:
b tard?
You say:
ooooooooooookkkkkkkkkkk........
You say:
MUDKIPZ!!!
He/she says:
YA
You say:
:D
He/she says:
THEN WHO WAS PHONE?
You say:
no U
He/she says:
no u
You say:
no........................U
He/she says:
no... u
He/she says:
Wtftimeparadox?
You say:
yay
You say:
I liek mudkipz + time paradoxes mixed together
He/she says:
lolwut
You say:
I have no idea
He/she says:
Then who was phone?
You say:
btw, this convo is going to be posted on Modacity
He/she says:
Ohh I see, started a thread over there.
He/she says:
You stole our idea though.
You say:
what?
You say:
oh, yeah
You say:
there's a thread there
He/she says:
Ohh. Fuck me. I'm not receiving a personal army request am I?
You say:
yes
He/she says:
Post it up. They can die too. Emofags died for using our memes.
You say:
I see
You say:
B.net user?
He/she says:
D2LOD occasionally
You say:
ah
You say:
well, have a nice day
He/she says:
Wait.
You say:
or go eat a goat, whiever one pleases you more
You say:
whichever*
He/she says:
If that was a personal army request, fuck no. If they really are using stolen memes, they WILL die.
He/she says:
There is no fucking doubt about it, I love a good raid as much as the next guy, but if it's for your own benefit then no.
You say:
where did you get the personal army request?
He/she says:
I hope you're being serious. Your forums will be raided if you don't get the fuck off here. I'll be watching out for you again.

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Their question:
A beaner is about to jack your car. What is your course of action?
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Connected in chat session.
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You say:
eat him
The other user says:
You eat mexicans...you racist bastard!
You say:
rofl
He/she says:
lmao
He/she says:
Imao
You say:
but they taste so good...
You say:
:P
He/she says:
Dammit you'll just have to settle for chocolate ice cream.
You say:
how about a chicken burger?
He/she says:
Depends...is the chicken fried?
You say:
yes
He/she says:
K that might work.
He/she says:
Just go easy on the mayo kid.
You say:
I will

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[Smockface]

I just got re-recruited over that thing. Some crazy fool called "Hotrod" just told me to come back on. I had to re-create my profile and all.

[NullZero]

LOL

[Wakeboy1337]

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You asked:
Your washing Machine has cornered you in an ally, what do you do?
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The other user says:
Z or R twice
You say:
Hey
You say:
whats up
He/she says:
hirro
He/she says:
not much
You say:
same
You say:
bored outta my mind
He/she says:
me also
He/she says:
im watching cricket
You say:
asl?
He/she says:
cricket for gods sake
He/she says:
19 male northern ireland
He/she says:
you?
You say:
17 f USA
You say:
care to cyber?
He/she says:
:o
He/she says:
i would but i cant get it e-up :(
You say:
i bet i can get you to sexy ;)
He/she says:
*runs*
He/she says:
i know youre not a girl
He/she says:
no girls on the internet
You say:
just let me see that cock of yours
He/she says:
you are old man!
You say:
um...
He/she says:
or fbo
He/she says:
*fbi
You say:
ew
You say:
here
He/she says:
if ur are old man i will cyber
He/she says:
but not fbi
You say:
my aim is Lanny goes rawr
You say:
my name is bethinie
He/she says:
my aim is awful
You say:
im me on aim

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[Hotrod]

I just got re-recruited over that thing. Some crazy fool called "Hotrod" just told me to come back on. I had to re-create my profile and all.
I didn't tell you to come back on, I suggested that you should. If you don't want to stay, you don't have to.

[Apoc4lypse]

haha, yea apparently people from bungie.net think they own that place cuz they flooded it and practically control it now (they answer most of everything or so this one guy claimed). Thus why they said we copied them for having a thread about it XD.

The person I met wasn't as hostile though, and the conversation was amusing but then just became dull lol.

[NullZero]

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Their question:
Who are these He/She people that are answering my questions?
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Connected in chat session.
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You say:
God
The other user says:
REally! Is this like that website iGod?
You say:
Yes.
He/she says:
have you ever heard of that, God?
You say:
no u
He/she says:
Oh.
You say:
I do not comprehend the meaning of "oh"
He/she says:
Oh.
He/she says:
Whoops
He/she says:
Sorry
He/she says:
Am I a good person in Your eyes?
You say:
Do not say "sorry". Ask for forgiveness.
You say:
No.
He/she says:
NO! How can I repent my sins?
You say:
You can start repenting by fisting yourself.
He/she says:
Ok.
You say:
Ok.
He/she says:
Now my head hurts. Why?
You say:
Because I am God.
He/she says:
Oh.
He/she says:
WHoops. Please forgive me!
You say:
SHUT THE FUCK UP NAO!
He/she says:
.
You say:
.

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[Hotrod]

Yeah, every time I've asked a serious question, the answers have been serious, and helpful. This is actually a pretty useful tool, so don't go and do too many stupid things.

Not like telling you that will actually stop you though.

EDIT : For the record, the cause of the creation of this thread was the iGod thread a while back. I thought "hey, people had good convos with a bot, let's see what happens when they implement that with real people". So, no, I did not steal this idea from another forum, in case you might have been thinking that.

[NullZero]

Sorry, some racist sentences within the convo :(

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Their question:
whats a good fetish?
~~
Connected in chat session.
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You say:
scat
The other user says:
sick
You say:
Or you can try a bit of foot if you'd like
He/she says:
nah
He/she says:
piss
He/she says:
LOL
You say:
:D
He/she says:
=D
You say:
Iloveyou
He/she says:
Iloveyou more
You say:
I love you +1 infin.
He/she says:
nuh huh
You say:
I win :)
He/she says:
nuh huh
You say:
Yeah huh
He/she says:
nuh huh
You say:
>:U
You say:
this
He/she says:
this
He/she says:
?
He/she says:
>:3
He/she says:
SHIT ITS A LION! GET IN THE CAR
You say:
NO, IT'S THE KILLER WASHING MACHINE
He/she says:
OH NOES
You say:
OFUX
He/she says:
rawr
You say:
WASHING MACHINE FETISH
He/she says:
hell yeah
You say:
FUCK DUDE, I WANT TO RUB MY DICK AGAINST THE CORNER
He/she says:
YEAH
You say:
OHHH
You say:
FUCK YEAH
He/she says:
OHH
He/she says:
OHH
He/she says:
OHH
He/she says:
OHH
You say:
ME OHH +1 infin.
He/she says:
*squirt*
You say:
*
I lay brickloads in your mouth*
He/she says:
haha
You say:
=)
He/she says:
>:3
He/she says:
SHIT ITS BACK
You say:
LOL WUT?
He/she says:
LOLWUT
You say:
LOL WUT NO U
He/she says:
pedobear is here
You say:
:)
You say:
Yay for pedobear
He/she says:
YAY FOR GYNO FETISH
You say:
NO, SOME FOOT
He/she says:
foots messed, who can get off on feet?
You say:
Uh...ears?
He/she says:
worse
He/she says:
piss and gyno
He/she says:
LOL
He/she says:
Co$ KILLING
You say:
NAW, getting shat on in my ears make me cream myself
He/she says:
only girls cream there self
You say:
Well, I'm one special type of a guy (/girl)
He/she says:
well, r u a guy or a girl... OR BOTH
You say:
I'm asexual
You say:
I bend my penis to my vaghead
He/she says:
PROOF OR IT ISNT REAL
You say:
NO YOU DID IT WRONG
He/she says:
TITS OR GTFO
You say:
IT'S: PICS OR DIDN'T DO IT
You say:
PENIS OR NO U
He/she says:
ITT: INB4
You say:
WHAT TEH FACK?
He/she says:
i dunno
He/she says:
PICKS OR DIDNT DO IT
You say:
NO YOU DID IT WRONG
You say:
IT'S: PICS OR IT DIDN'T HAPPEN
He/she says:
k
You say:
this
He/she says:
PICS OR IT DIDNT HAPPEN
He/she says:
Lulz
You say:
NO
He/she says:
YES >:3
You say:
IT'S: GET THE FUCK OFF OR DID'N'T SUCK MY PEE HOLE
He/she says:
ITS FUCKING BACK
You say:
PEE HOLE OR EAR HOLE
He/she says:
pee hole
You say:
SUCK IT
He/she says:
only girls
You say:
YOU GIRL?
He/she says:
no
You say:
YOU IT?
He/she says:
no
You say:
YOU ASEXUAL?
He/she says:
nope
You say:
asexual brothers mb
You say:
:(
He/she says:
PICKS OR IT DIDNT HAPPEN
You say:
IT DIDN'T HAPPEN OR SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU JEW
He/she says:
hey, im jewish
He/she says:
wait... no im not
You say:
Oshit
He/she says:
fucking jews suck
You say:
:O DON'T BE RASCITS
He/she says:
what runs along walls and kills jews?
You say:
HITLER
He/she says:
gas pipes
You say:
:O :O
You say:
:O
He/she says:
ITS FUNNY! DONT DENY It!
You say:
Police found a bomb in a car...luckily they were able to push it into the nearby mosque
He/she says:
LOL
You say:
=)
He/she says:
a black guy and a mexican are in a car, whos driving?
You say:
jew?
He/she says:
thw cops
He/she says:
the*
You say:
LOL
He/she says:
sad story, last night a 2 black people in a van drove off a clif
He/she says:
sad because a van can easly hold 8
You say:
LOLOLOLOL
You say:
PIC OR IT DIDN'T HAPPEN
He/she says:
but it did ):
He/she says:
:(
He/she says:
):
You say:
:o
You say:
You're feeding mine erection
He/she says:
( . )( . )
You say:
8=|>
He/she says:
( . )( . ) d) . ( ( y )
You say:
:o

[Hotrod]

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Their question:
How do I know this is not a lie?
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Connected in chat session.
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You say:
Because, according to the law of space-time, you are not actually a chicken, as you may think, and you are made out of little pieces of Jello glued together with maple syrup, and you spend all your days playing Pong on the Xbox 720
The other user says:
ahh I see
He/she says:
DO you have a penor or vag
You say:
both
He/she says:
ahh i see
You say:
yeah
You say:
it's more fun this way
He/she says:
ahah
He/she says:
where can I get a vag
You say:
you have to be born with one
He/she says:
you were born with both a penor and vaggy?
You say:
yes
He/she says:
wow
He/she says:
can you reproduce yourself?
He/she says:
i mean...if
He/she says:
you can mate with...you know
He/she says:
yourself
You say:
yes, I already have 5 kids
He/she says:
what are their names? :)
You say:
Bob, Jake, Jane, Geoff and Hillary
He/she says:
Hillary Duff?
You say:
no
He/she says:
ahh
He/she says:
hey
He/she says:
you got both so
He/she says:
i guess you can work as a lesbo and a gigolo at the same time
He/she says:
have you ever triued it?
You say:
only the first
He/she says:
you tried working as a lesbian?
You say:
well, it's not really a job
He/she says:
I know, it's an art
You say:
just a preference
He/she says:
the art of sex
He/she says:
i see
You say:
yeah
He/she says:
i gotta rent you sometime, how much you charge
You say:
I don't do that kind of stuff
He/she says:
why
You say:
are you a guy or a girl?
He/she says:
i don't know
You say:
if you're a guy, then never
He/she says:
i'm a sasquatch
You say:
nah
You say:
I only like humans
He/she says:
aww
He/she says:
i haven't cummed in like...207 yars
He/she says:
i'm 308 years now
You say:
...
You say:
I see
You say:
well, I only like human women, so you can't haz me
He/she says:
what if I suicide...so that maybe my soul will transcend into the body of a human
He/she says:
and i'll be a human in my next life?
You say:
if you're a good looking woman, then we'll talk
He/she says:
will you stick your pole in my vag if i'm an attractive woman?
You say:
we'll see what you prefer
He/she says:
I think i'd prefer if you stuck the flag in my butt
You say:
no
He/she says:
why not
He/she says:
you'd clean and bathe my asshole with milk
He/she says:
and then i won't need to clean the leftover crap
He/she says:
we could do that eachtime i got to the bathroom
You say:
how about no?
He/she says:
ok
He/she says:
how about in the mouth
He/she says:
after eating live cats yuou could clean it with your milk
You say:
rofl
He/she says:
then i wouldn't have to brush my teeth
You say:
I see
You say:
so I herd u liek Mudkipz
He/she says:
omg, how did you know
You say:
I can tell by your desire
He/she says:
yes
You say:
I also have a "pet" Mudkip
You say:
:3
He/she says:
i think i just found my soulmate, and it's you
He/she says:
where is you're pet?
You say:
down...
You say:
I won't answer that
You say:
he's being enjoyed
You say:
:3
He/she says:
omg
He/she says:
he can have your pole/vag and I can't?!?!?!
He/she says:
you prefer a Mudkips instead of a sasquatch?
You say:
yes
You say:
Mudkips are AWESOME
He/she says:
:(
He/she says:
i'm going to suicide so that i become a woman, then we can connect all night long
You say:
or, a Mudkip:)
He/she says:
Yes!
He/she says:
ok hey dude
He/she says:
i'm going to suicide
You say:
no
He/she says:
later dude, go stick that pole in Uranus while you wait for me
You say:
alrighty then
You say:
:3
He/she says:
i have a tasty vag coming in your way
He/she says:
or mudkips
You say:
:P
You say:
ok, bai
bai now
He/she says:
wait
You say:
ok
He/she says:
one sex
He/she says:
sec
You say:
lol
He/she says:
wait
He/she says:
lol
You say:
ok
He/she says:
alright i'm going to tie my neck
He/she says:
and tie it to the bed
He/she says:
and i'll fall so i choke
He/she says:
i'll masturbate meanwhile so I dont' feel much pain
He/she says:
i'll die fapping one last time
You say:
lol
He/she says:
later dude
You say:
bye

The other user left the discussion.

We both knew it was all a joke.

[DaneO'Roo]

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You asked:
tell me kind internet, whats a normal map
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The other user says:
a white, anglo saxon, heterosexual directional device


/thread


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You asked:
If John Locke and Sayid had a baby, would their baby both Triangulate AND fuckup your shit?
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The other user says:
It would be BOTH on and off the island


they divded by zero

[Hotrod]

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Their question:
hello there modacity member
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Connected in chat session.
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You say:
HAI!!!
The other user says:
helo ther
You say:
so I herd u liek Mudkipz
He/she says:
no i digg venusaur
You say:
ewwie
You say:
you from modacity?
He/she says:
yes
You say:
name?
He/she says:
thats not fun :<
You say:
cmon
He/she says:
hint, i am viewing the stumpmedia thread
You say:
OMG HAI ME!!!
You say:
:3
He/she says:
are you viewing it?
You say:
yes
You say:
there are 6 people viewing it at the moment
He/she says:
so you must be either DaneO'Roo, LlamaMaster, m13120, NullZero, or Random
You say:
oh, and why do you say that?
He/she says:
because those are the people on the list there
You say:
I see
You say:
and you must be one of them as well, right?
He/she says:
Yes :B
You say:
hmm
You say:
hint?
He/she says:
hmm
You say:
please? :D
He/she says:
this will probably give me away
He/she says:
but after i give you the hint
He/she says:
will you give me one? :D
You say:
yes
He/she says:
i've posted in that thread 3 times
You say:
Edits?
He/she says:
um none
You say:
well, nobody posted in the thread after the hint, and the only person to post was Dane
You say:
aka you?
He/she says:
no haha
You say:
damn
He/she says:
that limits you to 3 people
You say:
:(
You say:
no, because you didn't name me
You say:
oh, nvm
He/she says:
hint plz
You say:
you didn't name me
You say:
refresh your page
You say:
then +rep me
You say:
I mean
You say:
look at the bottom
You say:
:3
He/she says:
Hotrod is also on the list now o.0
He/she says:
you wouldnt be him though would you
You say:
mayyyyyyyyyyyybe
You say:
*runs away*
He/she says:
can you give me hint
You say:
you got it
He/she says:
i must be dumb or something cuz i mustve missed it
You say:
lol
You say:
Llama?
He/she says:
you assume because i say im stupid that im llama
He/she says:
:3
You say:
no, I'm just going in alphabetical order
You say:
:3
He/she says:
who do you see on your currently active users viewing the thread
You say:
Hotrod, Dane, Gamerkid16, LlamaMaster, m13120 and NullZero
He/she says:
ha! gotcha hotrod
You say:
hmm?
He/she says:
did you not know that whenever you're looking at a list like that, your name will pop up first? and then the rest will be in alphabetical order
You say:
I already told you I was Hotrod a while back
He/she says:
are you serious
You say:
yes
He/she says:
i feel stupid now, too embarrassed to reveal myself
You say:
please?

The other user left the discussion.

Who was it? >:(


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Their question:
raise hand if your from modacity
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Connected in chat session.
~~
You say:
are you from Modacity?
The other user says:
yes
You say:
OMGZ HAI!!!
He/she says:
lol, did i actually find someone?
You say:
yes
He/she says:
what's your username?
He/she says:
im gamerkd
He/she says:
lol
You say:
Hotrod
He/she says:
hey dude
He/she says:
lol
You say:
hey
You say:
what's up?
He/she says:
not much, just trying this thing out
He/she says:
damn, the randomness i keep getting from people
You say:
yeah, tell me about it
He/she says:
kind of makes me wonder how big the population is
You say:
yeah, I know
You say:
I got at least 10 questions about if I like Mudkipz
You say:
:3
He/she says:
ha
He/she says:
i just got rick rolled
You say:
I tried to Rickroll somebody
You say:
he said the link didn't work :(
He/she says:
did you use that really annoying one?
He/she says:
with the constant moving window
You say:
no
You say:
youtube video
He/she says:
aw..should have used that
He/she says:
get them good
You say:
yeah, but it's annoying
You say:
ohwait
He/she says:
ya
You say:
that's a good thing
He/she says:
the box does stopping moving after like 10 sec i think
You say:
does it?
You say:
you gonna post this in the thread?
He/she says:
yeah sure, i guess
You say:
ok, let's make it super crazy
He/she says:
oh and the site is down apparently
You say:
is it?
He/she says:
damn i can't copy/paste
You say:
it's working for me
You say:
I guess I'll post it then, if you can't
You say:
say hai to modacity
He/she says:
no i meant the rick roll site
You say:
oh
He/she says:
HAI!!
You say:
ok, you still post this then
You say:
HAI MODACITY!!!!!!!!!
He/she says:
yeah, because this is SOOOOOO entertaining...
You say:
yeah...
He/she says:
yay for boredom!
You say:
yay!
He/she says:
wait, how do i copy/paste this?
He/she says:
it wont let me
You say:
how click, and drag the convo, then ctrl-c
You say:
wait until we're done though'
He/she says:
c/p doesn't work for me....odd
You say:
k, I'll do it
He/she says:
ha, i've been coughed on
You say:
not me....
He/she says:
someone else named HotRod PM'd me?
You say:
I was being sarcastic
You say:
it was me
He/she says:
and i was joking
He/she says:
you can't convey tone on here!
He/she says:
we need an overuse of faces!
You say:
of course we can't
You say:
better?
He/she says:
never really used that way before
He/she says:
well my attempts at being "crazy" have failed miserably
You say:
have they?
He/she says:
probably would be better at 3am during mid sleep deprivation
You say:
yeah, that's how it is for me
You say:
I finded another Modacity member :D
He/she says:
awesome!
He/she says:
who?
He/she says:
wave?
You say:
I don't know\
You say:
he won't tell me
You say:
we're playing a guessing game
He/she says:
hmm...
He/she says:
how do you know he's even from madcity?
You say:
he knows whos' viewing the Stumpmedia thread
He/she says:
ah
You say:
time to post this?
He/she says:
sure
He/she says:
i just posted the site on /b/
You say:
I see
He/she says:
we're going get a wave of /b/tards sometime soon
You say:
uh oh
He/she says:
did you figure out the guy yet?
You say:
almost
He/she says:
it's gotta be one of them:
He/she says:
DaneO'Roo, Hotrod, LlamaMaster, m13120, NullZero, Random
You say:
I'm Hotrod, remember?
He/she says:
ik, i just copied and pasted
You say:
ok
He/she says:
well not really....
He/she says:
used a external program
He/she says:
since my c/p wont work
You say:
ah, ok
He/she says:
well there's the /b/ link: http://img.4chan.org/b/res/74567897.html
He/she says:
first one i made on /b/
He/she says:
i usually just lurk
You say:
cool
You say:
I've never been
He/she says:
ah
He/she says:
yeah it can be a scary place at times...lol
You say:
lol
You say:
I think I'll pass

[Gamerkd16]

So....much....scrolling. What does it mean when it says all convos are public? What is there a chat log somewhere?

[Monopoly]

ou say:
Wat is the most difficult question you've gotten here?
He/she says:
hmm
He/she says:
i got a kid once asking about how he could make more friends at school cause everyone hates him
You say:
aww poor thing
You say:
I woulda told him to stop being a fucking loser and to possibly kill himself
He/she says:
haha

ou asked:
What's 12 divided by 0
~~
Connected in chat session (10 seconds).
~~
The other user says:
The end
You say:
D:


/bread

[I_Am_Error117]

All conversations are public.
~~
You asked:
How much do you love me?
~~
Connected in chat session (4 seconds).
~~
The other user says:
that depends
You say:
on what?
He/she says:
your gender
You say:
Uhh man.
He/she says:
then not at all


lol

[Wakeboy1337]

All conversations are public.
~~
You asked:

Everyone at school hates me, how can I get friends?
~~
Connected in chat session (46 seconds).
~~
The other user says:
By giving free blowjobs.
He/she says:
it really helps.
You say:
srsly though
He/she says:
Be nice
You say:
i am
You say:
D:
He/she says:
dont be a dick
You say:
anything else?
He/she says:
are you ugly?
You say:
no, about average
He/she says:
are you a boy or girl
You say:
guy
He/she says:
Well,
He/she says:
ar you skinny or fat
You say:
average
You say:
175 pounds
He/she says:
:/ thats prettty big
He/she says:
how old are you
You say:
18
You say:
how old are you?
He/she says:
Oh thats accetional
He/she says:
15 xD
You say:
ah lol
He/she says:
your asking a 15 year old
You say:
guy?
He/she says:
anyway
He/she says:
yes
He/she says:
Be nice
You say:
i am
You say:
my gf trys to make people not hate me
You say:
doesnt work
He/she says:
if they drop something near you like a pencil pick it up and give it to them with a smile
You say:
but shes real popular
He/she says:
just find intereou would like to hang otu with
st that other people y
He/she says:
*common interest
You say:
http://a198.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/19/l_5dd3791e372e742c0662a2b6fd70d455.jpg
You say:
me when i had long hair
He/she says:
*find common interests about the people you would like to have out with
You say:
http://a933.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/24/m_4e719e00845e706f29781a6161341ea4.jpg
He/she says:
hmmm
He/she says:
you dotn look bad
You say:
me and gf before hair changes
You say:
me and gf after
You say:
http://a534.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/18/m_527cb80f366d31af042364bf9453fab5.jpg
He/she says:
just try and meet people
You say:
the niggers hate me most
He/she says:
with the same interest as you so its easier to talk and hang out
He/she says:
DAMN NIGGERS
You say:
i get along fine with a the few white people at my school
He/she says:
Go neo nazi on there ass and shoot them with a sawn off shotgun in a dark alley
You say:
i was refering to the beanes and niggers sorry
You say:
my school is only like 12% white
He/she says:
:/
He/she says:
that sucks
You say:
yeah
He/she says:
you should try another school
He/she says:
they like rap and stupid shit
You say:
hey your the first nice person i've met on her :)
You say:
here*
He/she says:
:D
He/she says:
got msn?
You say:
yeah but im trying not to use it anymore
You say:
ah fuck w/e
You say:
my msn is brandonsluke@hotmail.com
He/she says:
okay
He/she says:
see you later
He/she says:
just sounds liek your school sucks
You say:
if i get on :P
He/she says:
xP
You say:
haha thanks for everything
He/she says:
:P
You say:
i gave you 5 stars btw
He/she says:
thanks :D
You say:
gonna go nao
You say:
you changed my day
He/she says:
:D
He/she says:
see ya
He/she says:
hope the blacks dont be assholes
You say:
oh they will
He/she says:
or you go chick norris on there ass :P
He/she says:
*chuck
You say:
ill slash their tires
He/she says:
lmao
He/she says:
with your girlfriend
He/she says:
go and get a paperbag
He/she says:
and shit in it and
He/she says:
set it on fire on tehre doorstep and ring the doorbell or knock and run and hide and watch
He/she says:
but having your girlfriend there is optional
You say:
fuck that ill get shot at
He/she says:
xD





He was a nice kid :)

Too bad I didnt actually have a problem

[Chainsy]

All conversations are public.
~~
You asked:
Where the fuck is my remote?!
~~
Connected in chat session (11 seconds).
~~
The other user says:
In your butt
You say:
No
He/she says:
Yes
You say:
first place I checked
He/she says:
Check again.
He/she says:

I
You say:
I even got down in the squishy pink part
You say:
its not there
He/she says:
LOOK AGAIN.
You say:
I did!
He/she says:
I THINK YOU'LL BE SURPRISED.
He/she says:
AGAIN.
You say:
Ok
You say:
i checked again..
You say:
I found a shovel...
You say:
a ping pong
You say:
a coat hanger...
You say:
an old woman
You say:
the kingdom of the crystal skull..
He/she says:
THOSE ARE ALL CLUES.
You say:
but no rmeote!
You say:
remote*
You say:
:o
He/she says:
TO THE WHEREABOUTS OF THE REMOTE.
You say:
clues you say?
He/she says:
YES
You say:
interesting
He/she says:
WHO KILLED DR. BLACK
You say:
theres also a map
He/she says:
IT WAS MRS. WHITE
He/she says:
SHE KILLED HIM
You say:
:o
You say:
of ocurse!
He/she says:
FIND HER
You say:
black on white crime!
He/she says:
SHE'LL KNOW WHERE THE REMOTE IS
He/she says:
YES
You say:
Of crouse!
You say:
where in the hell is carmen san diego?
He/she says:
IN YOUR BUTT
You say:
it all connects to my butt
You say:
it is the ifnal key
He/she says:
NOW YOU'RE GETTING IT
He/she says:
I'M GLAD I COULD HELP
He/she says:
BUT I MUST GO.
You say:
We must sacifirce my butt!
You say:
to the hindu gods!
You say:
they and their iraqi cousins have stolen my remot!
He/she says:
I WISH YOU LUCK ON YOUR QUEST.
He/she says:
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
You say:
thank you good sir
The other user left the discussion.
You say:
I will have to travel afar
You say:
to many places
You say:
where mans eyes have not wandered
You say:
I bid thee fair well
You say:
as I prepare for my quest

[Kalub]

All conversations are public.
~~
You asked:
Modacity :Conspiracy: crew only
~~
Connected in chat session (22 seconds).
~~
The other user says:
:P
You say:
Hewo
You say:
:conspiracy:
Hotrod:
Hewo
Hotrod:
:conspiracy:
You say:
Hey are these cats funny, or which do you like the best
You say:
http://
You say:
err
You say:
lame
You say:
http://smouch.net/lol/
Hotrod:
lol
You say:
there we go /hick
You say:
up
Hotrod:
not falling for that
You say:
I can haz fail?
Hotrod:
if you told me who you were
Hotrod:
then you'd be safe
You say:
Guess
Hotrod:
hmm
Hotrod:
Snaf?
You say:
Pffft noes
You say:
hint: â ¢
You say:
wtf
You say:
thats not a trademark sign
Hotrod:
lol
You say:
fail encoding
You say:
also
Hotrod:
yeah
\
You say:
:conspiracy hacker:
Hotrod:
ah
You say:
guess yet?
Hotrod:
I know who you are, but I forgot your name
Hotrod:
umm...
Hotrod:
I fail, I know
Hotrod:
you don't even know who I am
You say:
2X COMBO FAIL!
You say:
No
You say:
3X COMBO FAIL!
You say:
omgogmgom
You say:
hints pl0x?
Hotrod:
hmm
Hotrod:
it starts with a letter
Hotrod:
what about you?
You say:
k
You say:
and you?
Hotrod:
Korn
Hotrod:
amirite?
You say:
no
Hotrod:
damn...
You say:
I'm not that butt monkey
Hotrod:
memory blank
You say:
"ka...*trademark*"
Hotrod:
Kalub
You say:
!
You say:
LIEK HIA
Hotrod:
now, hint for you
You say:
/anxiety
Hotrod:
I'm the one that made the thread about this thing
Hotrod:
got to go cheat, eh?
Hotrod:
:P
You say:
yea
You say:
hold on
You say:
Dortoh?
Hotrod:
that would be my name backwards
You say:
lolololol
You say:
so uhh.... mudkips and bnet?
Hotrod:
actually, backwards 3 times over
You say:
O_O;
Hotrod:
too much for you to count?
You say:
$eww = "Penis"
You say:
echo $eww
You say:
Penis
Hotrod:
.
Hotrod:
.
Hotrod:
.
You say:
olol
Hotrod:
lolololololol
You say:
GASP!
You say:
you cant out lololololololololol me
You say:
/ms_sam
Hotrod:
lololololololololololololololololololololololololo lololololololololololololol x infinity
You say:
I play WoW too much /grief
Hotrod:
:O
Hotrod:
*gasp*
You say:
(lolololololololololololol + lolololololololololololol= lololololololololololololololo,lololllolololololol olololololol)x infinity^2
You say:
HA!
Hotrod:
that+1
You say:
tits?
You say:
yes please
Hotrod:
:3
You say:
http://hacks.modacity.net
Hotrod:
yeah, that link doesn't work...
You say:
http://conspiracylulz.modacity.net
You say:
gotta have the right Internet Browser
You say:
the one Korn built for us
You say:
:O
Hotrod:
oh?
You say:
yarly
Hotrod:
I wuntz
Hotrod:
pl0x?
You say:
gief 5 dollarz
Hotrod:
but...but...
Hotrod:
:'(
You say:
Have you seen atty's porn.... lol 12 year olds
You say:
/madfap
Hotrod:
...
You say:
so.... I heard I can answer questions if I download
Hotrod:
I should put that link up, shouldn't I?
You say:
what link >_>
You say:
THIS IS MADNESS
You say:
MADNESS?
You say:
THIS
Hotrod:
to download?
You say:
IS
You say:
SPARTA!
Hotrod:
HOK
Hotrod:
HONK*
Hotrod:
damn, you said it before I got to
Hotrod:
:(
You say:
how big is the download and is it like a standalone exe or wwut
Hotrod:
it's a standalone exe, and is very small
Hotrod:
don't remember how small
You say:
Atty small? He is still growing into it :L
You say:
or korn small?
Hotrod:
smaller
You say:
oshi
You say:
only one thing smaller than that
You say:
....
Hotrod:
you?
You say:
dont tell anyone I told you this
You say:
but...
Hotrod:
it's you, isn't it?
You say:
Snaf....
Hotrod:
*gasp*
You say:
is BLACK!
You say:
omgogmgomg
Hotrod:
omgomgomgomgomg
Hotrod:
:conspiracy:
You say:
I noez
You say:
:conspriacy:
Hotrod:
the thought is killing me
Hotrod:
*dies*
You say:
so umm...
Hotrod:
(I'm dead)
Hotrod:
*respawn in 3*
You say:
http://attyfunstuff.modacity.net
Hotrod:
(respawn in 2*
Hotrod:
umm, nothx
Hotrod:
I don't want to see
You say:
lool
Hotrod:
and it won't work anyways
You say:
:(
You say:
so who else have you talked to on here?
Hotrod:
Gamerkid16
Hotrod:
and somebody who didn't want to tell me who he was
You say:
oh lame
You say:
thats a major cockblock isnt it
You say:
for shame
You say:
:(
Hotrod:
either Random, NullZero or m13120
You say:
SO like, do you have any food over there because I'm starving and even though I went to Polars house he wont open up
You say:
/starvedsomalian
Hotrod:
I have some, yes
You say:
I'd really like some PB&J
Hotrod:
yummy
Hotrod:
*goes and gets some*
You say:
/grief
Hotrod:
:D
You say:
SO there I was a shadow-steppin' on mah rogue gonna raep this night elf preist....
You say:
and then all of the sudden
You say:
FUCKING INTERCEPT STUN
You say:
MORTAL STRIKE WARRIOR
You say:
COUNTER RAEPS ME
You say:
:(
You say:
sad day for the horde
Hotrod:
I see
You say:
SO I was like brb nubs
You say:
/jumps on warlock
Hotrod:
k
You say:
EAT INTERCEPT STUN BITCH
You say:
ctrl+1
You say:
send in mah felgoon and
You say:
MOAR DOTS!
You say:
lololol
You say:
amirite?
Hotrod:
yes?
Hotrod:
it's a conspiracy
You say:
I kno
Hotrod:
o.O
You say:
so then I was like geif me 5 mins
You say:
and I jumped on mah huntard
You say:
and aimshotted him
You say:
for 5k crit
You say:
then mah mage buddie finished him off with an ice lance shatter
You say:
twas epic
Hotrod:
then, you ate him?
You say:
infact
You say:
I did
You say:
on the rogue
You say:
and so did the mage
Hotrod:
then, you ate a dragon?
You say:
Cannabalize
You say:
dragon?
You say:
I can only eat humanoids and undead :(
You say:
or ell I'll get a tummy ache

The other user left the discussion.
You say:
:(

[Hotrod]

Yeah, sorry about that, the program crashed on me...

Sorry :(

[Gamerkd16]

Yeah, sorry about that, the program crashed on me...

Sorry :(
It's crashed multiple times for me too. Really starting to get annoying.

[nooBBooze]

~~
You asked:
How come orange juice that supposedly contains the juice of of 21 oranges costs merely 1,5 bucks?
~~
Connected in chat session (32 seconds).
~~
The other user says:
your mom smells
You say:
Even so, my point is still standing
You say:
anyways
You say:
i mean like if i were to buy 21 oranges in the store, i'd spend far more than 1,5 bucks
He/she says:
good point
He/she says:
maybe there is 4 oranges and the rest is cum?
You say:
no way man
He/she says:
yes way man
You say:
i mean they'd have to have over 9000 men jerk off every day
You say:
oshit
You say:
so THATS how they spread AIDS
He/she says:
this is true
You say:
i've just been enlightened. thank you mister
He/she says:
no thank you



THE MORE YOU KNOW

[TK421]

You asked:
Who would win in a fight: Chuck Norris or Darth Vader?
~~
Connected in chat session (8 seconds).
~~
The other user says:
Darth Vader, obviously
You say:
but Chuck made Luke cry just by looking at him
He/she says:
yeah, but Luke isn't Vader, now is he?
You say:
but chuck kicks ass and takes names
You say:
and then kicks the names' asses
He/she says:
I guess
He/she says:
I still think Vader would win
He/she says:
how about this :
He/she says:
they have a baby somehow, and rule everything
You say:
...gay suprise buttsecks leading to a baby?
He/she says:
yes
He/she says:
:P
He/she says:
it's Chuck Norris, he can do anything
You say:
right
He/she says:
yeah
You say:
but who would be the mom
You say:
?
He/she says:
Vader
He/she says:
they'll use the Force and Chuck Norris's pure awesomeness to make a baby
You say:
but where would the baby come out of? D:
He/she says:
hmm
You say:
the pooper?
He/she says:
sure:P
You say:
but chuck's good, and vader's bad... so how would the child rule?
He/she says:
he would be the middle, joining the two together and making a balance
He/she says:
and, Vader turned out to be good in the end
You say:
yeah
He/she says:
so, the baby would be good\
He/she says:
Chuck Vader
He/she says:
or, Darth Norris
He/she says:
:O They'd be twins!
You say:
:O
You say:
the world cannot contain such awesomeness
He/she says:
hmm
He/she says:
they'll create a new world
He/she says:
and live there
You say:
but then who would they rule?
He/she says:
our universe, but indirectly
He/she says:
their sheer awesomeness would reach us, and make us do their bidding

[Hotrod]

OMG, that was you that I was talking to? That was an awesome convo. :p

[TK421]

I ran out of things to say, lol.
Though that was an awesome convo.

Now to go put in :Conspiracy: references in any convos to try to flush more people out...

[Gamerkd16]

Guess who I ran into. Of all the places. This is his version. I couldn't copy paste so he sent via email.


You asked:
Hey, my sis died. Anyone from Modacity? -Jay2645
~~
Connected in chat session (14 seconds).
~~
The other user says:
HA! you troll
He/she says:
i doubt your really jay
You say:
and who might you be?
You say:
oh, i am
He/she says:
why should i tell you?
You say:
idk
He/she says:
:p
You say:
i told you who i was
He/she says:
jay was banned, you cant be him
You say:
you do realize i can log out and see the site, right?
He/she says:
oh you can?
You say:
yeah
You say:
i wasnt IP banned
He/she says:
i guess its not
total ban then
You say:
i can make an alt, too, but i choose not to
He/she says:
oh ok
You say:
i tried
You say:
polar keeps catching them
He/she says:
i thought you already made some
He/she says:
yeah
You say:
caplypso
You say:
Assault&battery
He/she says:
though im still having my doubts about ou
You say:
well, what do you want me to prove it with?
He/she says:
i dont think you can
You say:
good point
You say:
but who exactly are you?
You say:
hotrod?
He/she says:
on the net, you can be ANYONE
He/she says:
oooo....creepy
He/she says:
nope
You say:
...he seems to be bumping into everyone
You say:
lol
He/she says:
yeah
He/she says:
he bumped into me too
You say:
you viewing the stumpmedia thread?
He/she says:
no
He/she says:
i dont think anyone is
You say:
Nugga is
He/she says:
oh
You say:
and TK421
He/she says:
idk him
You say:
he's new
You say:
7 posts
You say:
make that 8
You say:
he just posted
He/she says:
yeah i see
He/she says:
10 min ago
You say:
yeah
You say:
ha, i wish i could come back
You say:
but i know polar's just going to ban me
He/she says:
why'd you do it?
You say:
sypathy rep
He/she says:
it was stupid
You say:
i tried apologizing
You say:
got perma'd
He/she says:
that went a bit too far though
You say:
it did
He/she says:
i noticed
You say:
i shouldnt have done it
You say:
im sorry
He/she says:
polar isnt giving you a break at all
You say:
i really am
You say:
i know
You say:
the mods did say they were going to give me another chance
You say:
when i was in detention
You say:
but polar didnt listen
You say:
it was Zeph and Timo who told me that i was going to have another chance, if i remember right
He/she says:
he is a pretty leanant guy at times
You say:
sometimes
He/she says:
well with me he was
You say:
You have been banned for the following reason:
Way to fail at trolling the entire community. Whether you're Strider or not is irrelevant to the fact that you fucked up bigtime.

Date the ban will be lifted: Never
You say:
is that proof enough im jay?
You say:
i get that whenever i log in
He/she says:
hm....i guess it is
He/she says:
but you know there's alywas that small doubt
You say:
ok, here's what i get when i log into one of my alts
You say:
You have been banned for the following reason:
Accumulated Points, due to you creating yet another alternate account.

Date the ban will be lifted: Never
He/she says:
want me to copy this log into the thread?
You say:
sure
He/she says:
problem is i cant copy/paste
He/she says:
you need t copy it
He/she says:
and send it somehow
You say:
...how though?
You say:
halomaps?
You say:
im not banned there
He/she says:
my email is #############
You say:
alright then
He/she says:
ill post it
He/she says:
i really hate this c/p glitch
You say:
i'll copy really quickly
You say:
yeah
He/she says:
and then this thing randomly crashes at times
He/she says:
i made a random friend last nite
You say:
i know
He/she says:
thing crashed before i could give contacts
He/she says:
pissed me off

[nooBBooze]

Their question:
My mum doesnt let me watch pokemon
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The other user says:
hi
You say:
why doesnt she liek mudkipz
You say:
everyone does
He/she says:
oh you are a huge faggot nvm this

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...

What the shit

[Huero]

haha five dollars he was from pixeltendo
generally PT hates that meme

[Syuusuke]

I stumbled on this, thought it could be useful.

Why don't I know about the [longpost] tags D:

[itszutak]

Guess who I ran into. Of all the places. This is his version. I couldn't copy paste so he sent via email.

You asked:
Hey, my sis died. Anyone from Modacity? -Jay2645
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The other user says:
HA! you troll
He/she says:
i doubt your really jay
You say:
and who might you be?
You say:
oh, i am
He/she says:
why should i tell you?
You say:
idk
He/she says:
:p
You say:
i told you who i was
He/she says:
jay was banned, you cant be him
You say:
you do realize i can log out and see the site, right?
He/she says:
oh you can?
You say:
yeah
You say:
i wasnt IP banned
He/she says:
i guess its not
total ban then
You say:
i can make an alt, too, but i choose not to
He/she says:
oh ok
You say:
i tried
You say:
polar keeps catching them
He/she says:
i thought you already made some
He/she says:
yeah
You say:
caplypso
You say:
Assault&battery
He/she says:
though im still having my doubts about ou
You say:
well, what do you want me to prove it with?
He/she says:
i dont think you can
You say:
good point
You say:
but who exactly are you?
You say:
hotrod?
He/she says:
on the net, you can be ANYONE
He/she says:
oooo....creepy
He/she says:
nope
You say:
...he seems to be bumping into everyone
You say:
lol
He/she says:
yeah
He/she says:
he bumped into me too
You say:
you viewing the stumpmedia thread?
He/she says:
no
He/she says:
i dont think anyone is
You say:
Nugga is
He/she says:
oh
You say:
and TK421
He/she says:
idk him
You say:
he's new
You say:
7 posts
You say:
make that 8
You say:
he just posted
He/she says:
yeah i see
He/she says:
10 min ago
You say:
yeah
You say:
ha, i wish i could come back
You say:
but i know polar's just going to ban me
He/she says:
why'd you do it?
You say:
sypathy rep
He/she says:
it was stupid
You say:
i tried apologizing
You say:
got perma'd
He/she says:
that went a bit too far though
You say:
it did
He/she says:
i noticed
You say:
i shouldnt have done it
You say:
im sorry
He/she says:
polar isnt giving you a break at all
You say:
i really am
You say:
i know
You say:
the mods did say they were going to give me another chance
You say:
when i was in detention
You say:
but polar didnt listen
You say:
it was Zeph and Timo who told me that i was going to have another chance, if i remember right
He/she says:
he is a pretty leanant guy at times
You say:
sometimes
He/she says:
well with me he was
You say:
You have been banned for the following reason:
Way to fail at trolling the entire community. Whether you're Strider or not is irrelevant to the fact that you fucked up bigtime.

Date the ban will be lifted: Never
You say:
is that proof enough im jay?
You say:
i get that whenever i log in
He/she says:
hm....i guess it is
He/she says:
but you know there's alywas that small doubt
You say:
ok, here's what i get when i log into one of my alts
You say:
You have been banned for the following reason:
Accumulated Points, due to you creating yet another alternate account.

Date the ban will be lifted: Never
He/she says:
want me to copy this log into the thread?
You say:
sure
He/she says:
problem is i cant copy/paste
He/she says:
you need t copy it
He/she says:
and send it somehow
You say:
...how though?
You say:
halomaps?
You say:
im not banned there
He/she says:
my email is #############
You say:
alright then
He/she says:
ill post it
He/she says:
i really hate this c/p glitch
You say:
i'll copy really quickly
You say:
yeah
He/she says:
and then this thing randomly crashes at times
He/she says:
i made a random friend last nite
You say:
i know
He/she says:
thing crashed before i could give contacts
He/she says:
pissed me off

You forgot the [longpost] tags :gonk:

Also

You asked:
<need a string entry here>
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You say:
halp
The other user says:
It sounds like you have alot of emotional family problems....im sorry.

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[Hotrod]

I never knew that the [longpost] tags existed...

[itszutak]

I noticed it after a few moderator ninja-edits. >_>

[TK421]

I noticed it when I was going to quote something.

[Heathen]

I never noticed it.

[Wakeboy1337]

Took this a step further
http://img231.imageshack.us/img231/8228/butterlubetg4aq4ac0.jpg


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Help I'm in alot of trouble here
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The other user says:
what kind of trouble?
You say:
ok here's whats happening
You say:
see, i volunteer on my sisters softball team (in 22, the girls are 15)
You say:
i met this girl, her name is Alison, and were going out for a while. We have alot in common, sometimes i help her with homework. I helped her on her english eassay and she still got a D. This is because the teacher is a prick... anyways...
You say:
So she came over like an hour ago, and i really want to lose my viginity so i ask her to have sex
You say:
and we were talking about it and it went like this somewhat
You say:
"no, no i cant, its not right'she said, but i told her"dont worry i know what im doing, ill be done in like 10 seconds,pluss ill give you 2 n64 games if you say yes"
You say:
so we go to my room and shes a bit confused and scared
You say:
but then i was thinking
You say:
i need lube right?
You say:
so I go out to the fridge and I put the butter in the microwave for 8 minutes
You say:
i poured the butter on her pussy and now she screaming i burned
You say:
it
You say:
idk what to do my parents are gonna be home soon and shes still in the bathroom crying
You say:
Should I give her another n64 game?
He/she says:
sure, but how bad is the burn, and why didn't you check how hot it was
He/she says:
and butter?
You say:
all i could find
You say:
I didnt check cause I wanted to have sex really bad and I ddint think
He/she says:
how bad is the burn?
You say:
its really red
You say:
but no scorch marks
He/she says:
do you have any cream for light burns?
You say:
she wont let me put it on
He/she says:
why not?
You say:
idk
You say:
maybe the age difference
He/she says:
oh she's 15
You say:
or it's too tender
He/she says:
well has she ever masturbated?
You say:
idk why?
He/she says:
well the cream would be smoother then a hand or fingers
You say:
i still wanna do her before my parents get home and my boner goes away
He/she says:
if she had masturbated befor she might put the cream on herself
He/she says:
blowjob. But I think your chances are kinda messed
He/she says:
go talk to her, see how she's feeling
You say:
ok promise you'll stay?
You say:
i'll brb
He/she says:
yeah
You say:
ok
He/she says:
hjold on
You say:
brb
He/she says:
hold*
You say:
?
He/she says:
don't be a pussy when talking to her as in nothing less of a man
He/she says:
if you get what I mean
You say:
mmhm
You say:
brb dude
He/she says:
alright
You say:
k back
He/she says:
what happened?
You say:
shes thinking about giving me sex next time shes over she said
You say:
we've been dating a couple years so we are close
You say:
but nobody knows about it
You say:
and she has her 16 year checkup in a week
You say:
aren't they gonna see the burns
He/she says:
if it's not bad
He/she says:
I mean if the burns are bad then they will see them
You say:
they looked worse than before
He/she says:
They'll probably get better
He/she says:
what did she say about the cream?
You say:
she'll give it a try when she can walk
You say:
dude my parents are gonna be home soonshould i carry her out to the car and take her home?
He/she says:
yes
He/she says:
might not want to take her straight home
You say:
why not
He/she says:
let her get a little better so she can walk around her house
He/she says:
but do take her out to your car
You say:
ok
You say:
i think whether she likes it or not I'm gonna shove my cock down her mouth
He/she says:
alright
You say:
IT IS TIME

[TeeKup]

OH GOD.

[PlasbianX]

Ahahah lmao. +rep thats golden LOL

[Hotrod]

Rofl, what kind of fun you can have... I kind of feel bad for the people answering, they probably believe you...

[Heathen]

Damn, I cant +rep you :(

I answer questions....no one's ever serious.

[n00b1n8R]

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You asked:
modacity.net members suck oh horse penis. fact.
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The other user says:
koolio :D

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[AAA]

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You asked:
Do You KNow Who I Am?
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The other user says:
yes you r god
You say:
HOW'D YOU KNOW!?
He/she says:
become im jesus
You say:
Oh my myself
You say:
Son??
You say:
I haven't seen you since they crucified you!!
You say:
Where are you?!?
He/she says:
i kno i hate u father
You say:
Why did I let you go!?
You say:
I'm so sorry!
He/she says:
im in mexico getting gang banged
He/she says:
help me
You say:
I will!
He/she says:
T_T
You say:
I'm on my way!
He/she says:
hurry theres a horny donkey
You say:
I can't go because people would die just for seeing me!
You say:
DOn't worry!
You say:
I'll call Karma!
He/she says:
no i forgot to call her back one night she wont help me
You say:
Damnit, son
You say:
Where'd you find the ime to go behind my back??
He/she says:
um about 200 years ago
You say:
...Oh thats right...
You say:
You're gone..
You say:
and You'r not in Georgia?
You say:
How'd you get out of there??
He/she says:
i kill me a black
He/she says:
then they back up because sum crazy cracker killed someone
You say:
That's my boy...
You say:
Ah, if only you coul see me smiling right now.......Well, if only you could ever!
He/she says:
i wish i could father
You say:
You know, I never told you thins, but when you were born. I smiled..
He/she says:
really
You say:
Yes, *chuckles*
You say:
You died instantly.
You say:
......Had to remake you.
You say:
But, it was worth it!
He/she says:
oh it was?
He/she says:
i guese
it was u got liad again
He/she says:
*laid
You say:
Oh yes, just to see you die again and get raped by a few beaners in mexico
.
You say:
and one donkey.
You say:
it was one....right?
He/she says:
yes it was
You say:
I hope you enjoy your time in the 2nd layer of hell
You say:
I've replaced you with my new boy
You say:
you won't se him in your now mortal lifetime
He/she says:
i will i'll see mom down there should i say hi for you to her
You say:
but you will hear across the land of a new man that came down sent by me!
You say:
and he will be caled....JIMMY!
He/she says:
JIMMY
You say:
Oh, yeah....
You say:
tell her I give her my love
You say:
er, what's left of it
He/she says:
ok
You say:
Alright, you have fun! and don't cry because you're taking a few dicks.
You say:
you had nails through your hands and feet, I think you can handle this!
He/she says:
i wont the beaners are women
You say:
Ah, How proud I would be to see that.
You say:
Always the landies man
You say:
never the lady....
You say:
until now..
He/she says:
me and 13 women and a donkey
You say:
Well, Happy birthday!
He/she says:
its to soon
He/she says:
i want latinas
You say:
Shit, son. I do too
You say:
But you know we all can't get what we want
You say:
You had to learn that the hard way, remember?
He/she says:
true but your god just create them
You say:
Hahaha, Son.....Still so young.
You say:
Grow up.
He/she says:
ok
You say:
Good-Bye my son...and I hope you will come back to me soon. THen you shall the learn the true meaning to being a man.


I'm liking this. Nice find XD

[Mass]

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You asked:
I'm wondering as to how do I shot web?
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The other user says:
pull your two middle fingers in and believe!

[Heathen]

You guys said that you were having trouble with it crashing?

Never crashed on me :/

Also,

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You asked:
Vegeta....what does the scouter say about his power level?
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The other user says:
ITS OVER NINE THOUSAAAAAAAAAAAND!!!!!!!





Also...:


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You asked:
Anyone out there from Modacity?
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The other user says:
I registered but I only posted once
You say:
Lol, nice
He/she says:
only did it cause Wakeboy told me to
You say:
Ah
You say:
He died recently
He/she says:
orly?
You say:
yarly
He/she says:
srsly??
You say:
Ya actually
You say:
Idk, everyone was like "yah, if he hadn't died irl he bla bla bla"
You say:
were you two close?
He/she says:
No no I only met him on this and he said to register for modacity and post in the stumpedia thread
You say:
Oh nice.
You say:
Ya well he died. He was working on something and everyone was talking about who was going to take over.
He/she says:
Ah right. That sucks
You say:
Some kind of fatal crash or something lame.
You say:
His b/f actually found out from modacity that he had died.
He/she says:
Wow that mustve been awful
You say:
Yeah
You say:
I mean, why wouldn't you tell someone's boyfriend that they died?
You say:
Maybe his parents didn't know?
You say:
about the bf I mean.
He/she says:
Yeah maybe. If they did though thats pretty bad
You say:
Yeah....maybe they shunned him for it....
You say:
idk.
You say:
anyways...I gotta go lie to more people so later.

[klange]

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You asked:
What is the answer to life, the universe and everything.... squared?
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The other user says:
1764
You say:
Really.
He/she says:
Yes, really.
You say:
But that's what google said.
You say:
I don't trust google.
He/she says:
Google knows all and sees all.
You say:
Does it see me while I'm in the shower?
He/she says:
Yes.. It also sees you when you masturbate.
You say:
Does it see me when I rape those little girls from down the street?
He/she says:
Of course it does... What part of sees all don't you get?
You say:
:O
He/she says:
lol
You say:
What about when I engage in sexual intercourse with your mother? Does it see me then?
He/she says:
Damn straight it does...
He/she says:
Dad?
You say:
Shit
You say:
Maybe...
He/she says:
Wow... I never knew my father.
He/she says:
<3
You say:
So... Awkward moment.
He/she says:
Not for me... DADDY!
You say:
No, really... I don't know if I could do this... You don't know... what I did.
He/she says:
I really don't care.
You say:
Horrible... Horrible things...
He/she says:
Oh well... It's all in the past.
He/she says:
New slate... New slate.
You say:
No... It's all happening again...
He/she says:
Oh well... Shit happens, aye?
You say:
Run. Run away. Get as far away from... wherever you are at the moment as you can.
He/she says:
Might be hard... I've down a bottle of bourbon... Feet don't work as they should.
You say:
I can't control myself... What I do with this... curse.
He/she says:
Ramble ramble ramble.
You say:
Oh God, no... I did it... again. They're all dead...
He/she says:
Well that's unfortunate.
You say:
Unfortunate, yes...
He/she says:
Liberating?
You say:
Yes...
You say:
Alright, I'm done. Thanks for the lulz.
He/she says:
No probs...
He/she says:
Glad to help.
He/she says:
:)

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I'm not good at this stuff.


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If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
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Epic Fail

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Which is the superior editor? Vim, Emacs, or Nano!?
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I don't know.

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[NullZero]

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Their question:
i broke my dick while fapping, what should i do?
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You say:
sellotape it back together
The other user says:
thats what she said

[Heathen]

I know this thread had quieted down, but its pretty funny what I got this guy to do...



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Their question:
Is bou a guy? I just saw him erm... her just now.
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You say:
who?
The other user says:
Bou the japanese weird artist
You say:
ill check
He/she says:
Ok... :D
You say:
Saguy
He/she says:
He's a guy!?!?!
You say:
wait...
You say:
hold on lol
You say:
seems your not the only one confused
You say:
Yup
You say:
its a guy
He/she says:
OMG
You say:
without a doubt
You say:
lol
You say:
I know
He/she says:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=K-A97Zid-gA
You say:
looks like a total chick
He/she says:
Yeah....
He/she says:
She's even cute!
You say:
LOL, well unfortunately I'm getting dressed to go see my female so I cant watch it now lol
He/she says:
Go on...
You say:
lol
You say:
tahts it
He/she says:
EMO SUCKS!!!
You say:
yup
He/she says:
bye!!!
You say:
bye
He/she says:
thanks
You say:
np
You say:
here to help
You say:
if you ever want my help specifically
You say:
type my username after your question
He/she says:
what?
You say:
lol
You say:
dont laugh ok?
He/she says:
what's your username?
You say:
Im Erected
You say:
I know its weird
He/she says:
Im Erected? With no puntuations?
You say:
yeahyeah
You say:
sorry, didn't mean to type that twice
He/she says:
No probs
He/she says:
thanks! :D
You say:
just do that after your questions and Ill answer :D
You say:
bye now :D