Help..

[Lightning]

All Vampires!I am calling for your help!I attacked a human yesterday and now my clan is searching for me to punish me.Please help me!!!!Anybody?Please!http://www.japanforum.com/forum/images/smilies/frown.gif I dont know what came over me.I was walking in the town and a human man walked past me and his blood smelled so good then all of a sudden i pushed him in a very dark corner and bit his neck.It was delioucios so good but it was forbidden so i ran as fast as i could but the bad thing is that one of my clan members saw me...Please help me.Anybody who knows the vampire code can tell me something i can do to not get punished..,.http://www.japanforum.com/forum/images/smilies/frown.gif Help me.

[Atty]

Lay off the drugs.

[Sever]

Take the easy way out:http://www.distefano.com/GRAPHICS/stake4.jpg

[Aerowyn]

Well, you could just bend over and take my strap-on like a good boy. :awesome:

[SnaFuBAR]

let the clan feast on your blood for a night tbh.

[p0lar_bear]

Hide in a house of mirror - wait, shit.

[Lightning]

let the clan feast on your blood for a night tbh.

shutup jerk I need help so i dont get punished....

[Aerowyn]

Hide in a house of mirror - wait, shit.

actually, that might work, seeing as they couldn't spot him. :O

[ExAm]

They'd just see the real him, the point of hiding in a house of mirrors would be gone :P

[Heathen]

lady Problems? I see.





Okay, this is how it goes.
You get an orangutan. I'm not talking a little monkey or some dancing chimp bullshit, I mean a fucking orangutan. Don't ask me how you're gonna get a fucking orangutan, because that's not my problem. So the orangutan's name is Clyde. This is non-negotiable; all orangutans are named Clyde. I don't know why that is, it's just how the world works. So you and Clyde become man (and ape) about town. You're seen everywhere together, you make the scene. You and Fiends go out in big groups. You talk loud, you laugh louder. Every time you say something witty, you high-five the orangutan. The town begins to buzz. It gets back to her, "Did you know the guy with the orangutan?', "You used to date the guy with the orangutan?', "Why would you break up with a guy with an orangutan?" Next thing you know she's calling.




'I'm hoping we can still be friends. Wanna hang out sometime?" "Geez, I dunno; me and Clyde were going to go to a monster truck race tonight (orangutans love monster trucks). In fact, the whole social calendar seems kinda full. I tell you what, I'll make a little note (what was your name again?) and maybe I can squeeze you in. Oh, well, you know my number so don't be a stra-- Hey, look at the time! I gotta skate, Clyde's making Mojitoes."




At this point the upper hand is yours. You can let her twist in the wind, you can draw her back into your life at the pace you decide. Whatever, it's your life. But if you're a smart man? You slowly phase her back in. You're IM-ing. You're talking on Live. You get invited to family functions. You bring Clyde, he becomes one of the family. You're one big Brady Bunch.

[ExAm]

I found that on the interbutts just now. You did not make that up. NOREPFORYOU!

[Heathen]

:O

And I took the time to copy all that... :/

[ExAm]

YOU ARE EXPOSED!! Quickly, break the line of sight and use a hide spot to vanish!

[Heathen]

Uh...uh....
http://www.popsci.com/files/imagecache/photogallery_image/files/articles/catninja.jpg
i r hidng gud?

[Phobias]

I think that picture actually needs the words of a stoner...


"Hey dude. wait what? "

[Heathen]

Ninjas squint too :/

[Kornman00]

What is going on in here :raise:? Who let lightning out of his cage :colbert:

[Corndogman]

I think its very fitting that Lightning has 420 posts at this time.

[legionaire45]

Holy fuck Lightning, are you ok!? Jesus dude, close the HEK and go outside!

Oh, and lay off the Hellsing/Underworld plzkthnx.

[Bastinka]

I always related him to beatles members and babble on about the beatles to him. And I have a smiley somewhere...

EDIT:
http://img222.imageshack.us/img222/2650/stachhq8.gif
Fear the 'stache!

Also, Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds!

[Tweek]

I always related him to beatles members and babble on about the beatles to him. And I have a smiley somewhere...

EDIT:
http://img222.imageshack.us/img222/2650/stachhq8.gif
Fear the 'stache!

Also, Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds!
old

[Bastinka]

old
n u.

[Apoc4lypse]

What is going on in here :raise:? Who let lightning out of his cage :colbert:

Sort of what I was thinking, actually I was sort of thinking maybe theres something I don't know about lightning... XD

[Bodzilla]

i miss the stache smilie in a way xD