Max Payne: The Movie

[Kornman00]

First trailer (http://www.shacknews.com/onearticle.x/53528) was released :awesome:

It will be out by the time I'm in the states, which is :awesome:. Only movie that looked worth while to see in american theaters that I oh-so very miss.

I kinda wanta fanta play the original game again, but I remember how much I hated those frickin' dream\trippy levels :phonegonk:

[Tweek]

aaah you beat me to it!

[nooBBooze]

Vampires/angles need to gtfo my Max Payne >:/

[Tweek]

why, max payne was full of references to them, guess you never played the game.

the flesh..
THE FLESSHHHH..

(remember that dude?)

[nooBBooze]

If i remember correctly, i never actually saw one in the game lol

[Tweek]

what's your point?

your arguement is invalid.

[Lateksi]

I love this. They picked the right actor too! Max Payne FTW!

[SMASH]

Mark Walburg is awesome.

[ultama121]

Never played Max Payne, nonetheless, hope they don't screw it up. :phonegonk:

[Heathen]

Since I never played the games I will give an unbiased opinion.

Looks like a pretty good movie. It made angels look cool.

One problem though...the actor looks nothing like the ingame character :lol:

http://www.gameland.lv/lena/pics/centerpics/Games/Skreenshoti/MaxPayne/max_payne_1.jpg
Why does this make me laugh so hard? :lol:

[Kornman00]

http://www.gameland.lv/lena/pics/centerpics/Games/Skreenshoti/MaxPayne/max_payne_1.jpg

"I should have listened to mom about making faces..."

[Pooky]

I liked this game but I never got past the level where you had only the baseball bat. I guess maybe I should watch the movie to see what happened.

[Pope]

The only thing turning me off this movie is the supposed PG-13 rating...

[DrunkenSamus]

I wonder if they'll remake the dream sequences...Not only did those give me nightmares, they were freakin' hard.

[p0lar_bear]

This makes me want to pick up MP1 again and try to look into modding it.

I wanted for a while to try and get some Halo assets into it. Have the Chief bullet-time his way through one of those rooms filled with elites and grunts and jackals in AotCR with dual M6Ds. :v:

[ExAm]

http://www.gameland.lv/lena/pics/centerpics/Games/Skreenshoti/MaxPayne/max_payne_1.jpg
Why does this make me laugh so hard? :lol:Because he looks like he's trying to shit a brick?

[Mr Buckshot]

MP2 is easier to mod and obviously has a superior graphics engine to MP1. I love both games, but I preferred MP2 in every aspect except its single-player length (only about 6 hours for me) and its bullet time (auto recharge makes things too easy at times - preferred MP1's style where the BT only recharges when a kill is made). Max Payne 2 also has a much better-looking Max, who can actually move his mouth for once. Mona Sax is hot too.

I still recommend that all gamers should play both MP1 and MP2, but MP2 is better in most ways.

Can't wait for the movie, although I am fearful that the violence will be toned down too much for the PG-13 rating.

[nooBBooze]

what's your point?

your arguement is invalid.
My point being that there were [my probably flawed memory] no actual enagels/vampires in the game.

[p0lar_bear]

My point being that there were [my probably flawed memory] no actual enagels/vampires in the game.

The first chapter had a mob boss (who, coincedentally, was the boss fight) who was into wicca and satanism and all that. He also ran a nightclub called "Ragna Rock" and his most memorable line was "I HAVE TASTED THE FLESH... OF FALLEN ANGELS..."

[Kornman00]

Drugs are bad, mmmkay?

[DaneO'Roo]

WHAT THE FUCK.


"MARKY MARK" (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UnzgNAzquCw) IN MY MAX PAYNE???


DO.NOT.FUCKING.WANT.




Also, Max Payne 2 was much better. I reckon the Max character looked alot more like.....Max.

[ExAm]

L. O. FUCKING. L. :lmao:

[Bodzilla]

LOL!

You better do it, Or marky Mark will... HUMP THE EARTH.
http://theslackerz.com/comic/044.gif

[DaneO'Roo]

Holy shit, people know about how bad Marky Mark is.

Seriously, is it just me, or is the rap of the 80's and 90's the most uncool shit you've ever seen?

I mean for fucks sake, how was it ever popular?

[NuggetWarmer]

AMEN, BROTHA, AMEN!

(in a sad attempt to keep this post on-topic) I never really played any of the games. They never looked very interesting to me. The movie looks boring, imo, but you can never be too sure.

[Tweek]

AMEN, BROTHA, AMEN!

(in a sad attempt to keep this post on-topic) I never really played any of the games. They never looked very interesting to me. The movie looks boring, imo, but you can never be too sure.


i strongly suggest you pick it up for 5 bux from the grab-bin, or DOWNLOAD IT UNDER QUESTIONABLY LEGAL CIRCUMSTANCES

[DaneO'Roo]

http://img508.imageshack.us/img508/6031/90475899na7.jpg

Good ole Max Payne 2. One of my all time fav games. It's aged pretty well too, still looks pretty decent in my opinion.

[Heathen]

it really does :/

[p0lar_bear]

Max Payne and Max Payne 2 emphasized on photorealism; I would imagine MP2 to still look great for a while.

[TeeKup]

WHAT THE FUCK.


"MARKY MARK" (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UnzgNAzquCw) IN MY MAX PAYNE???


DO.NOT.FUCKING.WANT.




Also, Max Payne 2 was much better. I reckon the Max character looked alot more like.....Max.

Marky Mark is a terrible singer, but I swear to god he's got the sexiest bod on the planet.
http://www.papermag.com/blogs/markymark2.jpg:hump:

[DaneO'Roo]

It's not his singing, it's the fact that hes a total douchebag and thinks hes hot shit, while all the women in the world gave him a free ride because he's "omg sexy!!!!!!!!". I have no idea how he even got into acting, because he's a shitty actor and there are plenty of better people who could play Max.

Sean Penn would be the fucking BEST Max Payne.

[Bodzilla]

i disagree

Clive owen ftw

http://wallpapers.bpix.org/wallpapers/72/Clive_Owen,_Sin_City.jpg

[jngrow]

Wait wtf? Mark Walhburg (sp?) was a rapper? Or some shit? Never knew. Hmph.

[Beckinsale]

^ Yea, marky mark, so was his brother ( yea that dude in Saw 3.) and some other dudes where in a group i think.


Anyway, looks like a pretty awesome movie, might be a good pop corn flick.

[SMASH]

Watch the movie Shooter and you'll know why Mark is completely Bad Ass.

[ExAm]

Buuuump?