INFESTATION. UNKNOWN INSECT.

[TeeKup]

These fuckers are PISSING me off. I want to say a centipede only I don't know the specific species. Its fairly large about and inch to and inch and a half long. Its body is a brown color with tiny brown spots all over its legs. It has EXTREMELY long antennae and legs. I spotted about 2 - 3 not 5 minutes ago.

What pisses me off is its in my bathroom on my side of the house, the other bathroom on the other side of the house has NEVER had a pest problem. If anyone has ever seen this insect before I'd like some information so I can exterminate them, I know they were fond of my school as well.

Protip: These fuckers are fast, and I mean fast.

PROTIP2: Recent searching has identified the bastards as House Centipede's. AND WHAT I THOUGHT WAS POISON IVY FOR THE PAST 3 MONTHS JUST MAY HAVE BEEN A REACTION TO ITS VENOM. NO WONDER THE CREAMS I'VE BEEN USING HAVEN'T WORKED.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/5/5d/House_centipede.jpg

[Amit]

These fuckers are PISSING me off. I want to say a centipede only I don't know the specific species. Its fairly large about and inch to and inch and a half long. Its body is a cream color with tiny brown spots all over it. It has EXTREMELY long antennae and legs. I spotted about 2 - 3 not 5 minutes ago.

What pisses me off is its in my bathroom on my side of the house, the other bathroom on the other side of the house has NEVER had a pest problem. If anyone has ever seen this insect before I'd like some information so I can exterminate them, I know they were fond of my school as well.

Protip: These fuckers are fast, and I mean fast.

Location, Location, Location. Also...got any dried up chocolate drizzle or anything on the ground on your side of the house?

[DaneO'Roo]

got any dried up chocolate drizzle or anything on the ground on your side of the house?

ahahahaha

teek you been a naughty fucker, gettin' into the body chocolate shit.


Also that centipede looks awesomely awesome. Someone should model it.

[Mass]

Have 'em in my bathroom too.

Apparently they eat other bugs. Which explains why they enjoy my ant-filled house, and why I'm not going to do anything to get rid of them.

[TeeKup]

Now I have a massive respect for nature and all creatures in nature with the exception of cockroaches and parasites. The House Centipede does clean the house of the pesky cockroaches and silverfish.

BUT WHEN THE BASTARD BITES MY ARM AND GIVES ME A RASH I JUST WANT TO
http://www.acceleratingfuture.com/michael/blog/images/Nuke2.JPG
THE LITTLE FUCKERS.

[blind]

One night at 2am a few months ago, I was coming out of the bathroom and I saw one just sitting there on the wall and I fucking screamed.
They're scary.

[Bodzilla]

we have huntsmen in my house :D

http://www.stevenflanagan.net/photos/big/huntsman10.jpg
and you know what the best thing is :D?

when you get out of the shower and grab the towel to dry off, only to have one of these run all the way up your back, up your neck and jump onto the wall.

and these things can get to about the size of your palm.

[Warsaw]

http://media.arstechnica.com/journals/apple.media/raid_can.jpg
This.

[Hotrod]

Bod, I wish I lived in your house, I love spiders. All we have here are ants, and they're so annoying to see. Oh, and we do have the occasional small spider. Oh, and our chipmunks also come inside, though very rarely. (this is inside our house btw)

[Bodzilla]

yeah we leave em alone.

we started giving them the name Max.

i think theres been like 15 generation's of max living in our house.

[Hotrod]

We have like 5 generations of "petits and petites" (littles), which are our chipmunks. Strangely enough, we have like 3 "petites" at once..., then they have 2-3 babies each, so yeah...

[flibitijibibo]

House centipedes? Ah, we call 'em minos here. They're usually bathroom lurkers, so look around there for a primary home. Nothing a pro exterminator can't vaporize if the number is great. Otherwise, may as well step on them if you see any. The venom is only dangerous in massive exposure. I mean like, suicide by Tylenol massive. So yeah, I get one of these guys about once a month, and they've posed no threat to me. Just call an exterminator if there's a lot of them.

[Amit]

Oh, and our chipmunks also come inside, though very rarely. (this is inside our house btw)

If a chipmunk ran in my house, I'd never let it out. I'd dress him in red sweat clothes, add a red "A" cap, and call him Alvin.

[Gwunty]

@ bod
OHH MY GOD A SPIDER KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!!
Seriously im fucking scared of spiders :gonk:

[Bodzilla]

i'll raise you one better

http://images.roosterteeth.com/gus47d043b4146b1.jpg

[ultama121]

Lawl @ Bod.

Yeah, the only thing I have in my house is the occasional house spider. Oh, I once had a nice furry one with scary legs though :phonegonk:.

[Hotrod]

Bod, that would be a red squirrel, not a chipmunk.

Amit, it's good enough that they let us pet them, and they follow us around and stuff. So, there's no need to dress them up.

[t3h m00kz]

I've seen those things before, they're common house centipedes or some shit

[Bodzilla]

Bod, that would be a red squirrel, not a chipmunk.

Amit, it's good enough that they let us pet them, and they follow us around and stuff. So, there's no need to dress them up.
i said i was Raising you one better >:U

So obviously it would have to and can only be a red squirrel and not a chipmunk.

>:U

[TK421]

Vaginal centipedes is a serious disease. You should get it checked out.

[Heathen]

Thats fucking gross. I am scared shitless of cockroaches alone.

[Bodzilla]

Thats fucking gross. I am scared shitless of cockroaches alone.
thats it.

all these guess's about your sexual orientation have ended.
your fucking gay alright.
as gay as plas.

yes that gay.

[Heathen]

Hey, if being scared of little shits like that makes me gay then ram my pooper because those things are fucking gross. I'm a closet jermophobe.

[LinkandKvel]

Hey, if being scared of little shits like that makes me gay then ram my pooper because those things are fucking gross. I'm a closet jermophobe.

So why don't you cum out of it?

[n00b1n8R]

What the heck does that have to do with anything? :raise:

[Boba]

catch it and eat it, teeker

[ExAm]

we have huntsmen in my house :D

http://www.stevenflanagan.net/photos/big/huntsman10.jpg
and you know what the best thing is :D?

when you get out of the shower and grab the towel to dry off, only to have one of these run all the way up your back, up your neck and jump onto the wall.

and these things can get to about the size of your palm.Huh, I don't think that's a huntsman spider, zilla:

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/b/bd/Huntsman_spider_with_meal.jpg/250px-Huntsman_spider_with_meal.jpg

godifuckinghatespiders

I had one lurking in a bag of my clothes for a week after it leapt off a wall while I was trying to kill it. A big fucker, too, like an inch across. I found it again a couple of days ago, as it scurried out of my pile of clothes and up the wall. I tried to kill it, but it JUMPED THE FUCK OFF THE WALL AGAIN and I found it later in the bathroom. I smashed it hard this time, didn't give it a chance to go fucking spiderninja on me. It could have been a brown recluse, but I was too fucking freaked out to get close enough because it JUMPS. I would have freaked out even more if I had confirmed that it WAS a recluse, because they do THIS TO YOUR FLESH:

No, seriously, this guy's thumb is brutally splayed open after a spider bite
http://www.countyofkings.com/ag%20commissioner/Ag%20Services%20Pages/Ag%20Services%20Images/BrownRecluseBitelrg.jpg
FUCKING. NECROTIC. BITE. WOUNDS. Basically, everything around the bite DIES. Leaves a gaping, cavernous hole in your skin afterwards.


zeph edit: more spoiler tags.

[n00b1n8R]

DUDE WHAT THE FUCK DID I OPEN THE SPOILER FOR :gonk:

[Phobias]

Wuss.

Edit: that was aimed an n00b, Teekup and Heathen.

[Bodzilla]

Huh, I don't think that's a huntsman spider, zilla:

Australian huntsman.

i did get the pic from google for "Australian huntsman" and i'm pretty sure they look exactly like that :S

[ExAm]

a likely story! :3

[Jelly]

Spiders = :gonk:

Huge spiders =

http://halo.modacity.net/forums/styles/smilies/extra/gonk.gif

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF keep them away from me or I kill myself before they can.

[DaneO'Roo]

Wimps.



Cicadas on the other hand....

[Bodzilla]

i thought your phobias was dragonflies :eng101:

man that was endless fun.

[Bastinka]

Spiders don't have lips to kiss ya', so they can only bite. Either way I don't really care as long as it stays away from where I sleep, where I shower and where I eat. If it touches me I'll smush it on my skin and wash off the guts.

[klange]

It's a scutigera (I prefer the scientific name). They're actually quite awesome. I see about one every few months. Had one in my sink a few weeks back. Have really shitty pics of it somewhere (probably still on my SD card...). To my knowledge they don't bite, but yes, they're fast. I catch them in boxes and throw them out the back door.

[flibitijibibo]

I remember as a wee youngin', the school made us go outside after lunch even with thems cicadas, and all the kids were freaking out except me. Cicadas didn't really bug me, and a lot of people found that to be a bit strange...

Spiders, however... fuck spiders. What good are like, 99% of the species? A spidercaust would be nice...

[klange]

Cicadas are simply annoying little bastards. STOP MAKING NOISE DAMN IT!

[Hotrod]

i said i was Raising you one better >:U

So obviously it would have to and can only be a red squirrel and not a chipmunk.

>:U
Pfft, raising up from a chipmunk would be 2 chipmunks, or more. Chipmunks > Red squirrels.

Also, if you want to see a big spider, look for dock spiders. Those things can get pretty big.

[Gamerkd16]

That exact same bug was found in my house a few weeks ago. They really are creepy and I was wondering what the hell it was. First time I ever saw it before. I also saw it a second time on the floor of a movie theater out where you order tickets. My friends got a discount off the ticket price for killing it. lol

[Bastinka]

Mosquitos, Wasps, Ticks, Leeches, and other parasites that do shit need to be killed. Really, I'm not scared of anything. I dug up a cicada one time and I don't remember much but it was big and looked like a flying grasshopper. Wasn't all that scary.

[TeeKup]

ExAm a person has roughly 3 hours before true Necrosis starts with Brown Recluse spiders. I love cicadas myself, awesome little bugs, dragonfly's as well.

[Amit]

Amit, it's good enough that they let us pet them, and they follow us around and stuff. So, there's no need to dress them up.

Oh. I've never come in contact with them before and I thought they'd be like squirrels and bite your balls off if you come within 2 metres without them noticing.

I hope to see a chipmunk one day. It'd be fun to have some animal chase me that didn't want to bite me or rape me.

[Monopoly]

I eat cicadas for breakfast.

[DrunkenSamus]

Mosquitos, Wasps, Ticks, Leeches, and other parasites that do shit need to be killed. Really, I'm not scared of anything. I dug up a cicada one time and I don't remember much but it was big and looked like a flying grasshopper. Wasn't all that scary.

THIS. Seriously, what good do those insects do? One of them has malaria and kills old guys, one of them looks like a bee but doesn't do shit but sting people and not die afterwards, another gives you lime disease, and the final one involves killing it with a lighter. That sounds really useful to humans.:eyesroll:

[Bodzilla]

well i'll just have to stop inventing new creatures then wont i.

http://i.somethingawful.com/forumsystem/emoticons/emot-colbert.gif

[ultama121]

I eat cicadas for breakfast.
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Also, I just remebered that we get these up at our house.
http://dracoverdi.net/pictures/shinyPotatoBug.jpgPotato Bugs :phonegonk:

[ICEE]

I used to get hordes of nats in my bathroom. Theyd be in such great numbers that it would look like a green-gray fog filling the room. After months of frustration from trying to kill them all, I finally found just what was bringing them there. Inside the pipes of my sister's sink was a massive wad of mildew coated hair, bobby pins, jewelery, and get this: Ipod earphones. After removing that, and puking a bit, the flies lost interest and eventually dissapeared.

[StankBacon]

i love the sound cicadas make.

[TeeKup]

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:D

[Pooky]

I don't mind any insects as long as they stay the fuck away from me. The second they show their faces I'll murder them instantly and without mercy.

[PlasbianX]

thats it.

all these guess's about your sexual orientation have ended.
your fucking gay alright.
as gay as plas.

yes that gay.

Hey what the fuck <:mad:> I'm not gay you prick.


@Teekup I have those in my basement everywhere. I've never seen them bite o_O

[ultama121]

*cicada making butt noises*
Funny creatures, aren't they? :p

[TeeKup]

And another.
g7ybNA-hl2s
I personally love Cicada's, its a popular insect in south. Sadly, I haven't seen or heard a cicada all summer.

[Hotrod]

Oh. I've never come in contact with them before and I thought they'd be like squirrels and bite your balls off if you come within 2 metres without them noticing.

I hope to see a chipmunk one day. It'd be fun to have some animal chase me that didn't want to bite me.
Actually, most chipmunks are scared of people, and run away from you when you get within 2 meters. Our chipmunks just got used to us over time (we've lived here for over 16 years, so yeah, they had plenty of time).

[Amit]

I don't mind any insects as long as they stay the fuck away from me. The second they show their faces I'll murder them instantly and without mercy.

You'd murder anyone.


Actually, most chipmunks are scared of people, and run away from you when you get within 2 meters. Our chipmunks just got used to us over time (we've lived here for over 16 years, so yeah, they had plenty of time).

We used to have rabbits under the shed. I dunno if they're still there.

[Gwunty]

And another.
g7ybNA-hl2s
I personally love Cicada's, its a popular insect in south. Sadly, I haven't seen or heard a cicada all summer.
cicadas, natures daft punk.

[Bodzilla]

Hey what the fuck <:mad:> I'm not gay you prick.


@Teekup I have those in my basement everywhere. I've never seen them bite o_O
Denial aint just a river in Egypt! >:U


Rofl

[Syuusuke]

In Japan (and in every anime) you hear them in the background.

Now that you mention it, I have'nt heard them either, I know i heard one in NYC before.

[Warsaw]

I don't mind any insects as long as they stay the fuck away from me. The second they show their faces I'll murder them instantly and without mercy.

http://www.epilog.de/Film/St/_Bilder/Starship_Troopers_USA_1996_B01_.jpg (http://www.epilog.de/Film/St/_Bilder/Starship_Troopers_USA_1996_B01_.jpg)

Can you do it? :lol:

[Mass]

cicadas are reasonably active around here

[nooBBooze]

Thats why i leave the spiders in my room alone. They feed on much creepier and grosser insects.