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ExAm
July 23rd, 2008, 10:44 PM
Found on Reddit:


The George W Bush Presidential Library is now in the planning stages. The Library will include:

The Hurricane Katrina Room, which is still under construction.

The Alberto Gonzales Room, where you won't be able to remember anything.

The Texas Air National Guard Room, where you don't even have to show up.

The Walter Reed Hospital Room, where they don't let you in.

The Guantanamo Bay Room, where they don't let you out.

The Weapons of Mass Destruction Room, which no one has been able to find.

The National Debt room which is huge and has no ceiling.

The 'Tax Cut' Room with entry only to the wealthy.

The 'Economy Room' which is in the toilet.

The Iraq War Room. After you complete your first tour, they make you go back for a second, third, fourth, and sometimes fifth tour.

The Dick Cheney Room, in the famous undisclosed location, complete with shotgun gallery.

The Environmental Conservation Room, still empty.

The Supremes Gift Shop, where you can buy an election.

The Airport Men's Room, where you can meet some of your favorite Republican Senators.

The 'Decider Room' complete with dart board, magic 8-ball, Ouija board, dice, coins, and straws.

The museum will have an electron microscope to help you locate the President's accomplishments.

Admission: Republicans - free; Democrats - $1000 or 3 Euros
Original here (http://www.wendymcelroy.com/news.php?extend.1762).

Discuss.

Beckinsale
July 23rd, 2008, 11:15 PM
The Weapons of Mass Destruction Room, which no one has been able to find.

:XD:

SnaFuBAR
July 23rd, 2008, 11:19 PM
haha, good article xD

Sel
July 24th, 2008, 12:06 AM
Hahahahhahaha

Good find.

Con
July 24th, 2008, 12:22 AM
good find indeed, I lol'd

Heathen
July 24th, 2008, 03:51 AM
LOL.

TeeKup
July 24th, 2008, 12:07 PM
HAH!

nooBBooze
July 24th, 2008, 12:47 PM
Never thought I'd say that but Bush bashing got old to me.
Maybe it's because nowadays it seems to be some kind of fad.


$1000 or 3 Euros
FUCK YEAH

Disaster
July 24th, 2008, 12:47 PM
lol :lmao:

n00b1n8R
July 24th, 2008, 06:48 PM
Who the hell is Alberto Gonzales?
And what's the deal with Walter Reed Hospital and the Airport Men's Room?

legionaire45
July 24th, 2008, 07:28 PM
Alberto Gonzales is a bastard (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alberto_Gonzales#War_on_Terror). That is all you need to know.

Walter Reed Hospital references a neglect scandel last year. Basically, shitty hospitals that US troops had to go to if they were injured, etc.

ExAm
July 24th, 2008, 07:30 PM
Who the hell is Alberto Gonzales?
Corrupt attorney general who had a major part in the illegitimate firings of several US attorneys based on political reasons. During his hearings in the case, he'd always say "I don't recall" when asked a tough question.

And what's the deal with Walter Reed Hospital
A place where US soldiers were being severely mistreated.

and the Airport Men's Room?
US Senator Larry Craig reached under his stall to the other side and started fondling his stall neighbor's foot, who turned out to be a cop if I remember correctly. .

killer9856
July 27th, 2008, 10:03 PM
The Iraq War Room. After you complete your first tour, they make you go back for a second, third, fourth, and sometimes fifth tour.http://i102.photobucket.com/albums/m93/bassgirl1970/Emoticons/rotfl.gif

Nice find!

Kornman00
July 28th, 2008, 01:59 AM
FUCK YEAH

n. not fuck yeah. fuck no. stupid exchange rate.


The Iraq War Room. After you complete your first tour, they make you go back for a second, third, fourth, and sometimes fifth tour.
I'm lovin' it.

nooBBooze
July 28th, 2008, 05:21 AM
I heard several [republican] congressmen or senators are trying to get bush impeached. whats up whit that?

ExAm
July 28th, 2008, 05:36 AM
They're being laughed out of the courtroom, unfortunately. No one is taking the hearings seriously.

nooBBooze
July 28th, 2008, 07:01 AM
:(