Oshi!!! Threat Level ORANGE!!!

[Zeph]

So my terrorism widget just switched from yellow to orange. Are we all going to die? Ever since 2002, the DHS has only bumped it up past yellow a few times since it costs soo damn much to pull security officers and such onto duty. It must be serious.

[ExAm]

Just a fearmongering ploy to get McCain elected, is all.

[Beckinsale]

D: No way. Hope it's noting "to serious" just a bomb scare hopefully, and not an actual threat. :(

[n00b1n8R]

Come to Australia guys, were still on.. oh wait nothing! :awesome:

[Mass]

OH MY GOD

NEXT THEY MIGHT BUMP IT UP TO OCEANIC BEIGE
(OR WHATEVER THE FUCK WEIRD COLORS THEY ADDED TO THE THREAT ALERT SYSTEM)

islamofacists disassemblin' mah economic infrastucture!

[jcap]

Probably temporary due to the uncertainty of what blew a hole in the airplane at 29,000 feet.

http://www.cnn.com/2008/WORLD/asiapcf/07/25/jet.emergency/index.html

[itszutak]

What ever happened to numerical systems?

[Zeph]

What ever happened to numerical systems?

They're too complicated.

[Corndogman]

I'm a lazy uneducated american, You expect me to be able to understand some complicated number system? No, The purty colo(u)rs makez it so much easier!

[thehoodedsmack]

Maybe they's gonna drop the PLUTONIUM to SHUT OFF our 'lectricities!

(If you don't get that, you're missing a very compelling thread)

[LlamaMaster]

***runs to basement***

***puts on lead pants***

[Disaster]

o shi!!ELEVN!~!!!!!!!~11111 I don wanna die :tinfoil:

[Bodzilla]

OH MY GOD

NEXT THEY MIGHT BUMP IT UP TO OCEANIC BEIGE
(OR WHATEVER THE FUCK WEIRD COLORS THEY ADDED TO THE THREAT ALERT SYSTEM)

islamofacists disassemblin' mah economic infrastucture!
QUICK, HIT IT WITH A WRENCH!
rofl

[SnaFuBAR]

haha, nice ninja, zilla.

[Bodzilla]

but i also ninja edited as well :awesome:

[Disaster]

wort wort :goat:
super ninja hax

[Ifafudafi]

HIT THEM WITH A BOMB SHELTER


Bitches don't know about my ninja text
Not too worried, personally. No nukes coming unless they raise it to the highest level.