Who's army is bestest :3

[mech]

Well after seeing a bunch of bullshit in that other thread, I decided to make one of my own.


Oh ya talk about canada and all that shit in here.

[Corgy]

uh china's

[itszutak]

Japan's. They got robots.


Giant ones.

[n00b1n8R]

Canada Has Mc Armour!!!

[Masterz1337]

US, we drop bombs without thinking. So you're never safe.

[Hurrvish]

US, you never know where bush keeps the 'nuke' button and when hell press it

[legionaire45]

US, you never know where bush keeps the 'nuke' button and when hell press it

He keeps it on his crotch.

I say the US because we go around owning everyone we don't like at the expense of shitting our economy out like week-old fish.

[thehoodedsmack]

I'd say the US, because they're technologically advanced and brilliant tacticians. If the other armies are getting more advanced, stop them. And I don't say that sarcastically. That's just the way you do things. It's called being a global super-power.

[Atty]

He keeps it on his crotch.So unless he gets too happy it'll never get touched? :)

[mech]

uh china's


FINALLY SOMEONE AGREES WITH ME.

[Limited]

Without a doubt US has best equipment.

Who has best army?

No one, if a country had best army they would rule it. Hilter thought he did, but he got crushed like a little bug.

I can tell you france definatly doesnt have best army.

[Pooky]

Cause the US doesn't unofficially rule the world xD

[mech]

Without a doubt US has best equipment.

No one, if a country had best army they would rule it. Hilter thought he did, but he got crushed like a little bug.





.

Actually, hitler did a pretty good job taking over countries and whatnot, oh and he blew his own brains out tbh. And when the fuck did he think he had the best army???

[TeeKup]

Japan's. They got robots.


Giant ones.
http://www.gamecritics.com/feature/artgallery/silentlineac/art01.jpg

Had to post Armored Core before some twit posts some stupid transformers crap.

[WhÎþLå§h ÐÆmØÑ]

France.

[Leiukemia]

I dunno exactly who has the BEST. But speaking individual soldier wise, Canada is pretty damn good. When you join the Canadian forces, you don't go "hurr hurr, I'mma use a machine gun". You learn to be every single part of the team. From shooting a sniper rifle, to driving tanks, to shooting a machine gun ;p. I mean yea, everyone in a squad would have their duty, and keep to that role. But should one person become injured or killed, any one of the other soldiers could take his position if needed. And then of course whatever you choose to specialize in you would be a little better at. Too bad it seems we are just lacking a little in size and money.

[n00b1n8R]

china.

also, CANADA HAS MASTERCHEIF ARMOUR!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JPS2l5fQ55A&eurl=http%3A%2F%2Fwww%2Exboxfront%2Ede%2Fnews%2D67 3%2D6053%2DHalo%5F3%2Ehtml

[Mr Buckshot]

Singapore's

[Limited]

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Actually, hitler did a pretty good job taking over countries and whatnot, oh and he blew his own brains out tbh. And when the fuck did he think he had the best army???
Till he got to england, when we brits raped the crap out of the nazis lol :D

Hilter thought him and his german army could take over the world, so he tried...thast like common knowledge mech..

[mech]

Oh hey hitler said that our army is the best, lets take over the world because our army is the best!

Wow you know everything 9mm man , you should run for god next year.

[Limited]

Your saying hilter didnt want to take over the world or some thing?

[CN3089]

The Epsilon Eridanians.


http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c251/CN3089/Emoticons/emot-v.gif

ps 9mm it was the Russians that beat Germany http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c251/CN3089/Emoticons/emot-colbert.gif

[Leiukemia]

Till he got to england, when we brits raped the crap out of the nazis lol :D

Hilter thought him and his german army could take over the world, so he tried...thast like common knowledge mech..

It wasn't necessarily his army. It's the tactics he chose to use that really screwed over the nazis.

[cls]

If any country had Giant robots, I would've signed up long ago. I wanna pilot a giant robot damn it. Then again, my favorite Battlemech is the funny looking Bushwacker. (http://www.chaosmarch.com/images/mechs/bushwker.jpg)

The United States , though we are researching advanced technology to use on the battlefield has yet to deploy most of it. Hell, most of it still is in the prototype phase. That's just one of many problems and complaints against our armed forces.

Who has the best Army is up in the air, as China, Russia and India(and a few others) have forces and equipment easily comparable to that of our own .

[p0lar_bear]

Sealand has the best military in the world, where the hell have you dorks been.

Durr. :v

[Reaper Man]

Sealand has the best military in the world, where the hell have you dorks been.

Durr. :v
OMG Trewth.

[n00b1n8R]

OMG U R RIGHT, HALE THE SEA!!

:v

[nooBBooze]

um..vietcong?

[mech]

You're saying hilter didn't want to take over the world or some thing?

Define "Take over the world."

[Champ]

uh china's
fuck u, wot is china still usin swords n spears? :v

[Hurrvish]

meh, if it was a battle between religions, i say the christians would definitely pwn ass

not that all of them would be fighting, but they have literally billions of people on their side

[Pooky]

And a total lack of morals!

[Dole]

Till he got to england, when we brits raped the crap out of the nazis lol :D
If it wasn't for America, you would be a German province, the world would have a United Europe (including Russia. Yes, you heard me. Before General Winter set in, the Germans, by statistics, had the Leningrad defense down to their last five spare rounds each), and there would be no more dirty, swindling gypsies infesting Rome (God know where else they are).
Japan would have control over the Far East, European hold would encompass most of the Middle East (with Pakistan being the Japanese border) and Africa, and America would have the Western Hemisphere, and South America would probably be the location of something like the U.N.

No, I am not a skinhead (they're disgusting) or a Nazi enthusiast (they're a waste of life), but I do appreciate unity and order.


fuck u, wot is china still usin swords n spears? :v
They're using Katarn's rarararararifle:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v216/Katarn/full2.jpg

[Limited]

Ah the stupidness kicks in.

America, Russia, and all our alies helped us defeat the nazi's.

However it was the fact the southern part of britain was defencewd so well by this "potholes" conviently hidden in the brushes and hills on kent. We had so many lines of defence it was going to be stopped.

Without a doubt if we didnt have america and our alies, we would have been beaten.

"Take over the world"

Hilter wanted the whole world to be his country. A worldwide germany where we lived by the rules of germany at that time, we'd all be classed as germans, all speak german and no english. He would control everything.

He was defeated in the first few hurdles however. He would have never made it to india and eygpt and places like that.

Also that clip of the gun looks REALLY bizzare to me..

[Hurrvish]

shadows look wierd.

[Emmzee]

U, S, and A has the best army motherfuckers!

[CN3089]

eib30hb itt

[itszutak]

Yeah! Fuck those zionist niggers! America forever! SIEG HEIL!
rawr.

[Cortexian]

If Canada starts outfitting our special forces with the trojan armor and it holds up in the field, then we win.

[Champ]

the Spartans had the best army

[CN3089]

If Canada starts outfitting our special forces with the trojan armor and it holds up in the field, then we win.

http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c251/CN3089/Emoticons/emot-laugh.gif

[Cortexian]

Well, if it's as good as he proclaims, its made of bullet proof material, and all the "soft" components are made of flak jacket material... It's probably made of codura nylon or w/e. If it's not he should start using it... Sounds good, tastes good, probably doesn't cost good though...

[Limited]

Well, if it's as good as he proclaims, its made of bullet proof material, and all the "soft" components are made of flak jacket material... It's probably made of codura nylon or w/e. If it's not he should start using it... Sounds good, tastes good, probably doesn't cost good though...This is the 21st century


The enemy are using fucking rocket launchers....


BUt then again, nowadays troops arent rocket proof lol :P But still terrorists use RPG's alot.

[Limited]

Yeah I'm talking about proper insurgents and al-quieda or however its spelt. They do have ak's though and other machine guns.

[Leiukemia]

Canada can't afford to use that armour yet.

[DaneO'Roo]

Japan.

You'll see in a few years.

I can't seem to find the article (seen it in a magazine) about Mechwarrior looking things, but used for aged and disabled people, allowing them to walk, move quite well and lift like 10 times the weight they used too. At the bottom of said article in tiny text it has "and they are also being implemented for military purposes"

Heh, population wise, They kinda don't have room left on their islands....lets hope they don't want to expand :X

:P but me loves teh Japs :D

[n00b1n8R]

i cannont stand japenese (the language). it's fucking cock.

but japan has nintendo ^_^
and sony V_V

but we know who's going to win in an information war: microsoft. everything is run by windows. do you think all those wholes it's security are accidents? their exploits (they make many so once hackers find it and they fix it, their are plenty more).

google and microsoft will rule the world.

[PenGuin1362]

you guys so god damn stupid...you think places like china have the best army? you're so dumb!

i obviously have the best army...

http://www.gdargaud.net/Antarctica/Life/ManyEmperors.jpg

now gtfo my internetz....now >:|

[Elite Killa]

you guys so god damn stupid...you think places like china have the best army? you're so dumb!

i obviously have the best army...

http://www.gdargaud.net/Antarctica/Life/ManyEmperors.jpg

now gtfo my internetz....now >:|
You just won the thread. THAT is the best army.

[CN3089]

Japan.

Except their constitution prohibits them from maintaining an army http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c251/CN3089/Emoticons/awesome.png



Aspiring sincerely to an international peace based on justice and order, the Japanese people forever renounce war as a sovereign right of the nation and the threat or use of force as means of settling international disputes.
In order to accomplish the aim of the preceding paragraph, land, sea, and air forces, as well as other war potential, will never be maintained. The right of belligerency of the state will not be recognized.

[Champ]

you guys so god damn stupid...you think places like china have the best army? you're so dumb!

i obviously have the best army...

http://www.gdargaud.net/Antarctica/Life/ManyEmperors.jpg

now gtfo my internetz....now >:|
THAT was lame. You just lost the thread.

[Corgy]

fuck u, wot is china still usin swords n spears? :v
their population is like a bazillion so even if they have 1 in 20 people in their army that's still bazillion/20

[Stealth]

I'm thinking Germony, nice people, and nice cars.

[Atty]

Best army belongs to the Ants.

[Corgy]

also guys because i live in NZ i have to do the obligatory "NZ has the best army" even though there's like 5 people in it but yeah

[Stealth]

No, the best army is Switzerland, or something like that, I don't know the spelling.

[CN3089]

No, the best army is swicerland, or something like that, I don't know the spelling.

I have no idea whether you're joking or not. http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c251/CN3089/Emoticons/emot-psyduck.gif

[Corgy]

No, the best army is swicerland http://img92.imageshack.us/img92/781/emotdownsfw4.gif, or something like that, I don't know the spelling.
Switzerland

[Stealth]

I have no idea whether you're joking or not. http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c251/CN3089/Emoticons/emot-psyduck.gif
No, I'm not.


Switzerland
Thanks, I've fixed it.

[PenGuin1362]

THAT was lame. You just lost the thread.

that was lame, you are lame. armies are lame...war is lame...if you have the greatest army does that make your country better? no, just simply more murderous....they say there are times when someone must fight for what they believe in...no one should have to fight and die for what they believe in...unfortunately in the world we live in, it has become necessary.

[rossmum]

I'd say the US, because they're technologically advanced and brilliant tacticians. If the other armies are getting more advanced, stop them. And I don't say that sarcastically. That's just the way you do things. It's called being a global super-power.
Technology doesn't mean a thing if you don't know how to use it :lol:

Probably the British, Australian and South African SAS are the best special forces... best army overall at this point in time taking training and skill into consideration would be the British. Unlike the US, they don't bomb their own guys :rolleyes:


France.

Sealand has the best military in the world, where the hell have you dorks been.

Durr. :v
You're funny. :lol:


And a total lack of morals!
Not all of them.


Except their constitution prohibits them from maintaining an army http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c251/CN3089/Emoticons/awesome.png
Just like the Versailles Treaty prohibited Germany from having any sort of useful military http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c251/CN3089/Emoticons/awesome.png


also guys because i live in NZ i have to do the obligatory "NZ has the best army" even though there's like 5 people in it but yeah
Maybe they'd have more luck recruiting some of the sheep to make up for it.

[CN3089]

No, I'm not.

Switzerland has been neutral for 500 years http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c251/CN3089/Emoticons/emot-psypop.gif

[Stealth]

so, that doesn't mean they can't have the best army to keep their banks from being robed.

[CN3089]

But they don't. France and Germany could both steamroll right through Switzerland without breaking a sweat.

[Masterz1337]

France? Win?, you kid me :-p

[p0lar_bear]

Actually, I withdraw my previous statement.

America does have the best "military." I say "military" because our defenses are one man:

Dr. Tran

He's our #1 moccodity... err, commodity, with a Ph.D. in kicking your ass.

Remember kiddies, nobody fucks you up like Dr. Tran.

[Stealth]

But they don't. France and Germany could both steamroll right through Switzerland without breaking a sweat.
France is too busy loving each other to car about war.

[Btd69]

that was lame, you are lame. armies are lame...war is lame...if you have the greatest army does that make your country better? no, just simply more murderous....they say there are times when someone must fight for what they believe in...no one should have to fight and die for what they believe in...unfortunately in the world we live in, it has become necessary.
In other news, Penguin makes a modern warfare mod!

[Champ]

Technology doesn't mean a thing if you don't know how to use it :lol:

Probably the British, Australian and South African SAS are the best special forces... best army overall at this point in time taking training and skill into consideration would be the British. Unlike the US, they don't bomb their own guys :rolleyes:
I'm pretty sure they know how to use it :lol:

[PenGuin1362]

you must not follow us advancements much ross ;)

us military = best technology and we damn well know how to use it. (well probably british, german, and us combined because we pretty much share companies)

[Limited]

Actually, I withdraw my previous statement.

America does have the best "military." I say "military" because our defenses are one man:

Dr. Tran

He's our #1 moccodity... err, commodity, with a Ph.D. in kicking your ass.

Remember kiddies, nobody fucks you up like Dr. Tran.America has a defence? America's defence is stupid as hell. Before 9/11, if there was hi jacking, they immediatly go east because they assume thats where they'd get attacked from. Thats one reason US fucked up 9/11. 1 out of 4 planes shot down shocking for the country that on paper has the best defence in the world.

America is well known for having best kit, but idiots who use it. Btw US has a GREAT special forces, ones that match british definatly.
China? wth, having nuclear bombs dont count as an army :P

[RaVNzCRoFT]

Either the United States or Israel. Israel's is probably a little better.

[klange]

If Canada starts outfitting our special forces with the trojan armor and it holds up in the field, then we win.
I wouldn't bet on it. The US has this stuff dubbed Dragon Skin - it's worn like standard issue body armor but can withstand a grenade. Sitting on it.
Also, who needs an army when you have enough nuclear weapons to destroy the entire world?

[Hurrvish]

i rootz for teh brits
best special forces... or was that germany?

[DECOY]

English soccer teams have the best armies.

[Hurrvish]

england absolutely pwns at soccer, ive been rooting them for as far back asi can remember. but last year, they started sucking >_>

[CN3089]

http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c251/CN3089/Emoticons/emot-eng101.gif That's one reason the US fucked up 9/11. 1 out of 4 planes shot down - shocking for the country that on paper has the best defence in the world.

You mean 0 out of 4? :raise:


And for my real opinion on this topic, anybody who doesn't say either the United States, Russia, or the PRC is a lunatic. http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c251/CN3089/Emoticons/emot-v.gif

[p0lar_bear]

http://sa.tweek.us/emots/images/emot-downswords.gif

Way to completely ignore the joke. http://sa.tweek.us/emots/images/emot-colbert.gif

In case you're too :v to realize it, I'm neutral in this topic.

[Stealth]

ya, none of the planes was shoot down, one the passengers crashed it trying to save lives by taking their own.

[Limited]

Ah yes, the plane was crashed by the passengers fighting those terrorists SOB's.

However conspiracies have a distinct view, that one was shot down.

If it wasnt shot down 0/4, even worse....

Homeland security sucks?

[Champ]

When are you going to shut up?

[CN3089]

If it wasn't shot down 0/4, even worse....

Homeland security sucks?

http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c251/CN3089/Emoticons/emot-eng101.gif The Department of Homeland Security was established after 9/11.


However conspiracies have a distinct view, that one was shot down.
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[Limited]

Homeland security still sucks I put it on another line to indecate a new sentence, about a new topic.

[Champ]

It doesn't even matter who has the best army, they can still be humiliated.

See, back in the 1770s, England has the best army in the world, and they were defeated by a country that had an untrained army.

[Limited]

It doesn't even matter who has the best army, they can still be humiliated.

See, back in the 1770s, England has the best army in the world, and they were defeated by a country that had an untrained army.You mean the thingy in america? Yeah that was an embarrasment.

We owned spain and france though

[Cortexian]

On my post regarding the trojan armor system, it is rocket proof tbh. Not totally, but its basically a big flak suit covered in armor segments that are bullet proof, depending on the level of armor that he used, you could withstand the direct hit, and then the explosion because of the flak suit (though it looks like the helmet doesn't seal to the suit, so if you get crap flung into your neck, your screwed.

On another note, Mother Nature has the best army, she has earthquakes, cyclons, tornados, tsunamis, hurricanes. You all loose. And if that isn't enough to finish you off, she can call up her old ally universe and have him throw a meteor the size of Canada at us.

Total Win.

[Stealth]

Ah yes, the plane was crashed by the passengers fighting those terrorists SOB's.

However conspiracies have a distinct view, that one was shot down.

If it wasnt shot down 0/4, even worse....

Homeland security sucks?
lol, ya Home land security sucks, and it isn't a conspirace.

When are you going to shut up?
who me, or Limited, if you're talking about me, I've slown down over the last few months, Limited... Well who knows.

[Cortexian]

Hey, I won the thread. Get out.

[Pooky]

You mean the thingy in america? Yeah that was an embarrasment.

We owned spain and france though

You mean that tiny little thingie in America, which ended up turning into a world power three times bigger than England? Yeah, that's some embarassment

[TeeKup]

i cannont stand japenese (the language). it's fucking cock.

Wow, a rcaist comment and a derogatory term all in a single sentance!! You win todays dumbass award!!!

[Champ]

Wow, a rcaist comment and a derogatory term all in a single sentance!! You win todays dumbass award!!!
Hahaha. The irony is hilarious.

[CN3089]

http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c251/CN3089/Emoticons/emot-eng101.gif Wow, a racist comment and a derogatory term all in a single sentence! You win today's dumbass award!
IRONY

Also, what he said wasn't racist. It was just stupid.

[DaneO'Roo]

Why is it ironic (I don't know stuff)

[n00b1n8R]

horah!

i didn't do a racist coment, i said i don't like the laungauge, not the people.

and i posted that yesterday. lets be punctual hey?

and it's not ironic as far as i can tell..

[Corgy]

France is too busy loving each other to car about war.
Holy fucking shit http://img83.imageshack.us/img83/3581/emotpsyduckgc8.gif

[Limited]

You mean that tiny little thingie in America, which ended up turning into a world power three times bigger than England? Yeah, that's some embarassment
Yeah, but at the time we were trying to organise our commonwealth, you know the one thats had 50 countries, the biggest empire it the world. Yeah that one...

[Champ]

Why is it ironic (I don't know stuff)
It's poorly typed, and he is a racist himself (and also gay).


And stop deleting my posts.

[TheGhost]

Okay, that's quite enough of this.

Locked.