Da' Rap Battle Thread

[Bastinka]

This thread gives you the chance to be a rapper for once on the internet, rules are simple:

Don't cuss excessively in your rap.
It must rhyme atleast twice.
Don't make it too long, about 10 lines tops.
Keep it clean of sexual fluids, please.
If you can't think of anything, then don't post it.
Make your rap a new line after every sentence, like a poem.
Example:

Correct: Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet,
consetetur sadipscing elitr,
sed diam nonumy eirmod tempor..

Incorrect: Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consetetur sadipscing elitr, sed diam nonumy eirmod tempor invidunt ut labore et dolore magna aliquyam erat,


Make a rap insulting the person above you in some way or another not to be too mean. It doesn't have to be the truth, nor does it have to be a lie, but it has to be somewhat insulting to the poster above you.

[Roostervier]

you're black like a dove
its time for us to make love
so put on your glove
and we'll fuck in the tub

word

[Hotrod]

flyinrooster is a chicken that likes pikin' turkey flavored jerky...

Hey, I don't rap, and this is my first time...

[Bastinka]

You copy n' pasted dat,
From our old AIM convo,
Cuz you so lazy and fat,
You live in a condo.

EDIT: @Rooster.

[Con]

To hotrod:


yo first time?
same wit da rhyme
just like in bed
u committin' a crime
WAT

[Roostervier]

You copy n' pasted dat,
From our old AIM convo,
Cuz you so lazy and fat,
You live in a condo.

EDIT: @Rooster.
Yeah that's right bitch
but I aint rich
I don't make money from dis shit
but at least i dont live in a pit

[blind]

lil C tryin' to spit some fat lines
dont know who he dealin with, i make em blind
thinks he got some sweet skill in here
but you best step down bitch, im one of a kind

To Conscars

Love blind.

[Con]

Yeah that's right bitch
but I aint rich
I don't make money from dis shit
but at least i dont live in a pit
dats rite
i no u live in da hood
ur so fat u've never stood
ur toilet is made outta wood
nothin in yo life is good
keepin it real

[ima_from_America]

I'm the new one that be real fly
Unlike paintballakid and Glitcherguy
Dey don't know me. Dey don't like me
Cuz I be up in dey faces
but dey be up in dey faeces.

Word.

[Hotrod]

ima_from_america :

u from America
u thinkin' "I'm smart, dah"
getting all rich
while bein' a bitch

(teehee)

[Monopoly]

I'm the new one that be real fly
Unlike paintballakid and Glitcherguy
Dey don't know me. Dey don't like me
Cuz I be up in dey faces
but dey be up in dey faeces.

Word.



I'm an American ho just tryina make some cheese, cheefin all day long, im always on some trees.

I run out of cash, ill gladly drop to knees.

I'll suck yo shit off , for just mere pennies.



ima_from_america :

u from America
u thinkin' "I'm smart, dah"
getting all rich
while bein' a bitch

(teehee)

It was new years eve I was kickin it wit fake gangstas, Rod out of the suburbs on another caypa.

This weak ass sucka forgot to bring the cheese, fuck this mutha fucka so i shot him in the knees.

begged for his life with, the m6d pointed at his face, what did i do? I pistol whipped this bitche's face.

Blood was runnin from his face, left the scene without a trace.

[ima_from_America]

Cuz da reason you got 4 bars of green shit
cuz you be suckin you own coldstick
and you be reppin yoself
but yo be trippin yo self
Cuz you be smokin it with mama lolo

hotrod

[Monopoly]

I'm going to add all these raps to modacity's Album called:


"Lil' Motha Fucka and his Big-Ass Posse"

[Mass]

Yo we here at modacity,
discussing shader opacity,
and the like, I ain't wastin my time,
I'm planning the first strike,
Plantin' cultural explosives on the ignorace dyke,
Yo cascadegame better watcha back,
Cause HCE comin' here for straight combat,
Steamrollin' you with logic like a doormat,
Grammar nazis tryin' catch me typin' dirty,
can't find shit, accusations fly, "perhaps a bit wordy"
Fuck brevity, I hit you with the full blast,
Some poor fuck here trying to operate on comcast.

I smoke the weed like it's nearing extinction,
to internetisseriousbusiness I be linkin'
See those shitposts, I'm weary of those,
Same time I sit here chompin' superios,

Yo here's a shout out to my boy Oplawar!
Real workaholic man's gonna go far,
listenin' and lovin' that wizard of Oz,
If BCE fails he's the probable cause.

My rhymes flow fast and slick
Gave a donation money comin' in thick
no more ads to click,
Made a thread about barbecue,
Voting for hotwings you shall rue.

Now I'm ending this journey,
Restin' in his urn, Keys
Servin' as a monmument to Halo 1
Yet to be surpassed, ultimate fun.

[Rob Oplawar]

Mass wanted me to quote it and say "Word."

I think instead I'll say...

this is some of the nerdiest shit I have ever seen in my life.

[Mass]

Mass wanted me to quote it and say "Word."

I think instead I'll say...

this is some of the nerdiest shit I have ever seen in my life.
Don't be hatin'

[Bastinka]

Rules Updated!

Please read first post before posting another message, thanks.

EDIT:
Btw Mass, the whole point of the thread isn't actually to really try that hard and look good. It's just for shits and giggles in short lines.

[Mass]

Rules Updated!

Please read first post before posting another message, thanks.

EDIT:
Btw Mass, the whole point of the thread isn't actually to really try that hard and look good. It's just for shits and giggles in short lines.
I didn't try hard.

I used to freestyle >.>

[ima_from_America]

Mass be workin hard n shit
But he always stoppin to take a hit
but really his rappin be nerdy
an dats why his mass aint be a mass

[Bastinka]

@ ima_from

You think you be all cool,
Dr. Tran in yo avatar,
Well let me tell you something fool,
That uTube show is just like an elephant stuck in tar.

Represent those camels, hoe.

[ima_from_America]

You like Bob Marley
You don't be drivin a harley
And I ain't sorry
You as fat as Chris Farley.

[Bastinka]

You as fat as Chris Farley.
R.I.P. :(

[ima_from_America]

Chris Farley was the shit, yo.

[Roostervier]

Bitch don't be trippin'
y'all actin like some bitch was rippin
dis shit aint about ce
dis shit is 'bout gay as can be

[LinkandKvel]

rooster is a loser
and a bitch like punky brewster
he prolly works at hooters
i cant get any truer
ill give da business
and if yall want beef im gettin rawer by tha minute

[Rentafence]

Link and Kvel
man what the hell
why you gotta be a punk
screamin on dat cell?
you look like a troll son
quit the shit son
before i bounce a bullet nigga
rebound off your skull

God I am white D:

[LinkandKvel]

[/rap]

rentafence?
why dont u rentadick
so u can suck it
and get off of mine bitch

[Rentafence]

bitch what?
you say you're the king?
look at your cheap ass bling
that hats got nothin
on my jade chains from the dynasty of ming

[Rentafence]

no seriously you're a fucking homo
get out

Homo is a prefix meaning same, good sir. Your argument is invalid. :eng101:

[Monopoly]

My name is rentafence, and I got a thesaurus up my ass and try to hide it by staying behind my fence http://www.majhost.com/gallery/rentafence/Userbars-Sigs/awesome_i_see_what_you_did_there.gif

Word..!

[LinkandKvel]

no seriously you're a fucking homo
get out
Yea tell us to get out of our own forums bitch
the only gay ones here is TeeKup and u suckin his dick
yea i said it yea its true
go back to jackin off with your curry food
STFU and GTFO
but before you do dont forget to take teeks dick out cho mouth

[Beckinsale]

Got an issue? Grab a tissue! OSHI!

[DaneO'Roo]

BACKSTREETS BACK; ALRIGHT


Hey curry king kong
whats wrong
got some slurry in your thong
grease trickle
drippin from your dong
to the wrong guys mouth
but its all good south
with ya mouth
tasting every body elses
mouth
wheres your shlong
its long gone
cause long cat is LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONG

Fuck off

[Bastinka]

Dane representin photoshop,
Makin them textures n' shit,
Can't figure out how to crop,
Even when your givin crit,
You can't even rap to hip-hop,
Even worse than a man-tit.

Giddafuggout. ;]

[DaneO'Roo]

that made no sense

[LinkandKvel]

that made no sense

yours pretty much did neither.

[Bastinka]

Dane representin photoshop,
Meaning you use photoshop, in a way giving it reputation by you using it.
Makin them textures n' shit,
Well that's what you do in photoshop, last time I checked.
Can't figure out how to crop,
A feature in photoshop, stating you cant figure out how to use it yet its very simple in how to use it.
Even when your givin crit,
Critizicing other textures.
You can't even rap to hip-hop,
Insulting your rapping skills.
Even worse than a man-tit.
States how 'nasty' in comparison to how much you suck at doing what you do, obviously a false insult.


that made no sense
Lemme elaborate for you.

[DaneO'Roo]

See, this is why rap and hip hop sucks. It's all full of fucking double negatives and retard posers who know nothing about time signatures or onomatopoeia, and use the "but synthesizers are instruments too!" argument to shill out more useless music and covers of other musicians REAL music.

You all sit there and go:

oh cmon Dane, theyre just musicians, theyre just doin theyre thing, theyre just-

NO.


SCUSE ME, BUT:



THEY ARE DEMONS, SET LOOSE, TO L-O-W-E-R THE STANDARD.

[Con]

DEMONS? HOLY SHIT

[Disaster]

KILL THEM WITH NUKES!!11111ELEVEN1

[LinkandKvel]

WELL SHIT I GUESS I'M A DEMON BECAUSE I'M A RAPPER!!!!!

[Bastinka]

See, this is why rap and hip hop sucks. It's all full of fucking double negatives and retard posers who know nothing about time signatures or onomatopoeia, and use the "but synthesizers are instruments too!" argument to shill out more useless music and covers of other musicians REAL music.
You're taking this thread way too serious, the whole point is just for shits and giggles to show off how stupid rap and hip hop is. So basically it's agreeing in your statement in more of a :haw: manner... :eyesroll:

Now let's please get back to rapping and stop derailing.
now if the word please doesn't settle it, well then you're the demon whether you rap or not and you can take your sorry immature ass out of here and back into halomaps.org forums.

[Mass]

THEY ARE DEMONS, SET LOOSE, TO L-O-W-E-R THE STANDARD.
Well, actually it's the white record producers picking out the worst shit they can find who are the demons.

I find myself really only liking MCs who are with an actual band.
Like Flobots, It's like a jazz band with MCs, that's awesome.
But souljaboy... :gonk:

[Corndogman]

YES you guys are both so right. Its just random as words that rhymed so they stuck in there even though it makes no sense. And yes Mass, Flobots is the shit, because the lyrics are actually good its real music not synth, but its still rapping.

Lets get back to the rapping though, I would but I've already Rapped once today, just not in this thread.

[Bastinka]

Yo mass yeah man,
You a real ass just like the taliban,
Never helping just hurting,
As much as teekup does flirting,
Represent the yelling in phone,
That ain't cool so just go dig up a bone.

Werd.

[Mass]

Learn to name your threads aptly,
Perhaps then you can begin to see,
Rapping in a thread dedicated to the subject,
Hardly a crime to which you can object.
You can't scale the lyrical wall I erect,
Your bullshit's been let to run unchecked.
That's about to change,
I'm takin' your argument to the range,
Unloading some rhymes like I was deranged,
Like the Taliban controlling narcotics,
I'm blowing your mind cause it's lost in mah mix.

[blind]

Learn to name your threads aptly,
Perhaps then you can begin to see,
Rapping in a thread dedicated to the subject,
Hardly a crime to which you can object.
You can't scale the lyrical wall I erect,
Your bullshit's been let to run unchecked.
That's about to change,
I'm takin' your argument to the range,
Unloading some rhymes like I was deranged,
Like the Taliban controlling narcotics,
I'm blowing your mind cause it's lost in mah mix.
Somebaddies pullin` out the elite rhymes in here
Showing all these modacity kids that they're just that queer
but listen bud and lend me both ears
b-lined is here and hes coming near
no memes in my lines, shits all played out
wait, maybe one /me slaps you with a trout
getting tired of reading all these bad lines now
so im gonna peace the fuck out. ciaooooo

[Pooky]

Yo we here at modacity,
discussing shader opacity,
and the like, I ain't wastin my time,
I'm planning the first strike,
Plantin' cultural explosives on the ignorace dyke,
Yo cascadegame better watcha back,
Cause HCE comin' here for straight combat,
Steamrollin' you with logic like a doormat,
Grammar nazis tryin' catch me typin' dirty,
can't find shit, accusations fly, "perhaps a bit wordy"
Fuck brevity, I hit you with the full blast,
Some poor fuck here trying to operate on comcast.

I smoke the weed like it's nearing extinction,
to internetisseriousbusiness I be linkin'
See those shitposts, I'm weary of those,
Same time I sit here chompin' superios,

Yo here's a shout out to my boy Oplawar!
Real workaholic man's gonna go far,
listenin' and lovin' that wizard of Oz,
If BCE fails he's the probable cause.

My rhymes flow fast and slick
Gave a donation money comin' in thick
no more ads to click,
Made a thread about barbecue,
Voting for hotwings you shall rue.

Now I'm ending this journey,
Restin' in his urn, Keys
Servin' as a monmument to Halo 1
Yet to be surpassed, ultimate fun.

Why must I spread around my rep juice when I only want to give it to you D:

[LinkandKvel]

*bump* Why is it whenever rap is discussed people bring up soulja boy. SOULJA BOY IS NOT HIP-HOP/RAP ITSELF...FUCK SOULJA BOY.

Now can we commence to rap wit no suspense
about shit that doesnt even make sense
like how pooky's mom is rent
from the price given by rentafence?

word.