A small(er) rant on little kids.

[Ifafudafi]

So I've been trying to get back into Gears of War (if you haven't been playing that blasted game nonstop since 2006, you're going to suck) and I couldn't help but notice the abundance of rather small children cursing their heads off.
Now I'm not a stranger to these guys playing these games. Halo, Call of Duty 4, Unreal Tournament, TF2, and the likes have always had their small population of ignorant little bastards mucking up the servers, but lately it seems like there are more and more preteens running around playing stuff that any respectable parent would probably hide from their kids in a three-inch, lead reinforced crate. So I put the question to you:

Why the hell are these little kids playing Gears at 11:00 PM?

I'm fucking sick of small children running around yelling "U GUYS ARE CRYBABIES AND UR MOM IS STUPID" while sucking their royal ass off. I'm especially fucking sick of small children running around yelling "U GUYS ARE SHITTING STUPID SUCK MY FUCK LOL". Unless their parents are consistenly drunk and/or out of the house, there is no worldy reason for 8-year-olds to be swearing like sailors on M-Rated games this late in the night.
Now, if they at least had the good taste to not suck, I could appreciate it a little more, and if they could just unplug their fucking microphones, maybe I could ignore 'em all together. But without fail, there's always one kid trying to act like he's cool since he's playing Dad's copy of CoD4. I've even (on several occasions) hear kids saying "NO, I'M PLAYING BATTLEFIELD" and the classic "NO, I DON'T WANT TO GO TO BED!" While it's funny the first time or two, it's just becomes pathetic and annoying.

tl;dr (shame on you): I'm fucking sick of all these little kids playing M-Rated games when they should be going to bed or playing Hello Kitty Island Adventure.

Thoughts?

(Oh, and let me stress before the arguments come in that this is indeed a rant. All I'm saying is what I'm tired of and why I want it to go away, whether it'll happen or not. As I've stated previously, I'm an occasional substitute teacher, so I'm used to dealing with dumb kids.)

[Bastinka]

It's summer, parents do anything to get these types of kids to leave them alone. Even if it means letting them stay up.

[Jelly]

Threaten them with something beyond their knowledge.

[Ifafudafi]

When in the mood, I use large words to taunt them.

"I find your lack of grammatical prowess disturbing."
"shut the ass up, u sound like ur from Philadelphia"
"Your speech indicates your frequent presence in preschool."
"wat"

[Limited]

I recently got GoW. Played it for the first time online the other day, exact same thing happened, some kid who was about 8 was bitching and cursing at me because I sucked (which I did yeh but still) I was like wtf isnt this game an 18 and past your bed time?

Never said it, just thought it :D

Anyways, you play it on Xbox?

[Bastinka]

Little kiddies are always trying to be cool like us, but failing miserably in the process.. So to kill their spirits say something like his older brother would say, or just pretend like your too cool to notice what he says.

[Ifafudafi]

I play Gears on 360. My PC's too crappy to even think of running it, plus GFWL is stupid and unnecessary, even if it is free.

Good to see I'm not the only one this is happening to. As I said, it's always been there, it just seems like the plague of little bastards is much more frequent these days.

[Limited]

Whats your GT?

[Saggy]

I hate when I play games with people like that. Sometimes, they'll be 18+ and they're still making your mom jokes. This is why I don't play with a mic, because even if I do say something, there are people who are going to make fun of me for my voice (I sound very girly), even though I am very mature and are not screaming and/or cursing at them.

[Bastinka]

I sound like a pedo, deeeep low voice, on xbox live, also I'm not going to hide that I do cuss excessively on Halo 3 Xbox. I don't scream or anything I just sorta put on my black voice and start talking gangster, saying words that I don't think are allowed on the forum :-3

Ask teh_lag, or Flying Rooster for more information.

[Bodzilla]

doesnt happen with TF2 PC :whistle:

[Ifafudafi]

Yes it does. <:mad:>

I just finished playing a game yesterday where these two kids kept arguing and bickering over who gets to play as Heavy.

I'll admit its less frequent than the 360fags, but it still happens.

[Heathen]

I have always been an insomniatic gamer with a habit of a sharp tongue.

What I cant stand is these kids using the most retarded foul language. Suck a fuck? How does one suck a fuck?

[ultama121]

So I could talk to Modacity'ers via the Modacity gamertag, I recently set voice chat to everyone. Ugh, a lot of the people on live are so annoying.

[n00b1n8R]

Yes it does. <:mad:>

I just finished playing a game yesterday where these two kids kept arguing and bickering over who gets to play as Heavy.

I'll admit its less frequent than the 360fags, but it still happens.
Haha, didn't it occour to the kiddys that they could both play as sniper/spy bait?

But yeah, I hardly ever hear -12 YO kids playing TF2. There was this one clip my clan recorded of a game the othernight which went a little like this:

11yr old: Hey, can I be in your clan pleeeease?
Easy Street (one of the leaders): NO IT'S PAST YOUR BEAD TIME
Then the start of the CSI miami themesong played (YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAH).

[Bodzilla]

lawl

too bad me and n00b own easy street HARD
o/

:p

[n00b1n8R]

\:awesome:

[Pooky]

I hear a lot of those little bastards on CSS pretty regularly, but they tend to get owned out of the server by the respectable players. I also curse up a storm on TF2, but I usually try not to hit transmit to spare people the worst of my seething hate for rockets.

But hey I'm 18 and sound older (or so I've heard) so at least it's not like a squeaky little kid doing it.

[FlyingStone]

Personally I don't have a problem with little kids. Theres one that lives right next door to me, he owns a 360, and a 360 elite. The difference between him and this (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g7wWC0tfJZY) is that he works for his stuff, and hes not a whinny little shit. I have actually had him help me with stuff and he keeps going until its done. While I am upset that a little kid has a 360 and I don't I can't say he doesn't deserve it.

I was playing with my friend (Whom I have to drive 25 minutes to his house) on h3 and we start hearing...humping. Shooting people in game we hear it again, two kids start giggling. While its funny with friends, its really dumb in a ranked game. Shortly after they got screamed at, but it seems that everyone I or my friend plays against is a kid.

Sucks really. Wish they go do something useful. Like mow the lawn, or help someone with something instead of screaming useless swear words.

:(

[Con]

I blame parents.

[FlyingStone]

I blame parents and society, but mostly parents.

[Heathen]

If you can outsmart them everyone else laughs. Then they shut up.