Post your quotes #2

[Bodzilla]

made it

:awesome:

[Llama Juice]

<DarkTetsuya> a Khimaera approaches!
<DarkTetsuya> command?
<Khimaera> run!
<DarkTetsuya> LOL
<Misty> glomp
<DarkTetsuya> LOL
<DarkTetsuya> use headache!
* Ranma pokes it with a stick
<Khimaera> The Khimaera is immune to glomps due to a necklace
<Khimaera> O.o.....
<DarkTetsuya> wait thats psyduck ^_^ <3
* Khimaera decides to flee while the fleeing is good! evil poking sticks...
<DarkTetsuya> lol
* Ranma pulls out a pokeball and throws it! "GO DREWNAMI!"
* Khimaera thinks the pokeball is broken
<DarkTetsuya> yeah
<DarkTetsuya> http://orangeloungeradio.com/phpnuke/modules/Forums/images/smiles/icon_sad.gif
<gs68> A wild MISSING NO. appeared!
<Misty> that would've been awesome if that had worked XD
<DarkTetsuya> heheh
<Misty> brb
<Drewnami> A wild DREWNAMI appears!
<Drewnami> Command?
<DarkTetsuya> flee
<Khimaera> run
<Drewnami> The DREWNAMI blocks your path and will not let you pass!
* gs68 is now known as gs68|OB
<DarkTetsuya> lol
<Drewnami> DREWNAMI: "None shall pass!"
<Khimaera> Throw Item: Balrog
<DarkTetsuya> wha-- NONE SHALL PASS
<Khimaera> Throw Item: Shrubbery
<Drewnami> DREWNAMI: "You have fetched me a shrubbery!"
<Drewnami> DREWNAMI flees.

[Emmzee]

20.PzGr.Ogef.Kurz (Ross): got a lift home last night
20.PzGr.Ogef.Kurz (Ross): from this hot chick
20.PzGr.Ogef.Kurz (Ross): in my class
I <3 KITTIES & PONIES: no sex?
20.PzGr.Ogef.Kurz (Ross): i didn't even ask for one either
20.PzGr.Ogef.Kurz (Ross): so hmmmmm
I <3 KITTIES & PONIES: would you hit that?
20.PzGr.Ogef.Kurz (Ross): def
I <3 KITTIES & PONIES: awesum
I <3 KITTIES & PONIES: i didn't know there were any sheep in your class
20.PzGr.Ogef.Kurz (Ross): die
20.PzGr.Ogef.Kurz (Ross): that'd be timo
20.PzGr.Ogef.Kurz (Ross): fucking new zealanders
Yeah, fucking New Zealanders http://sa.tweek.us/emots/images/emot-argh.gif

[Skiiran]

[18:59] Восстание декабристов: SKIIRAN-EMMZEE '38 ON THE BALLOT
[18:59] I <3 KITTIES & PONIES: what
[18:59] Восстание декабристов: You n me
[18:59] Восстание декабристов: Both run for president
[18:59] Восстание декабристов: and whoever wins
[18:59] I <3 KITTIES & PONIES: kk
[18:59] Восстание декабристов: Makes the OTHER
[18:59] Восстание декабристов: VP
[18:59] Восстание декабристов: BLOOD PACT GOGOGO
[18:59] I <3 KITTIES & PONIES: k
[18:59] Восстание декабристов: PLATFORM GOGOGOGO
[19:00] I <3 KITTIES & PONIES: k
[19:00] I <3 KITTIES & PONIES: hot chicks have to give us a blowjob once a year
[19:00] Восстание декабристов: OH YEAHHH\
[19:00] I <3 KITTIES & PONIES: eachPOSTER PENDING. OH YEAAAH.

[ExAm]

FYI, Jasonator = myself

Jono:
CAN I BE JENGA PIECE
The Jasonator:
ARE YOU A TIRED UNMOTIVATED CHILD
Jono:
yus
The Jasonator:
*lifts*
The Jasonator:
*stacks*
The Jasonator:
now to find more
The Jasonator:
wait right there!

The Jasonator:
btw, you've been stacked on top of Chunk
Jono:
ok
The Jasonator:
who is currently in truffle shuffle ready mode
Jono:
oh god
The Jasonator:
so you've got plenty of cushioning
Jono:
get me out
Jono:
GET ME OUT
The Jasonator:
*pulls*
The Jasonator:
*tower falls*
The Jasonator:
GOD DAMNIT
The Jasonator:
LOOK WHAT YOU MADE ME DO
Jono:
sry srsly

[n00b1n8R]

DA- n &#242;_&#243; b1n8R: so some awesome shit happend today
20.Obgr.Smidt (ExAm): DO TELL
20.Obgr.Smidt (ExAm): AND MAKE IT AWESOME
20.Obgr.Smidt (ExAm): AND EXTREME
DA- n &#242;_&#243; b1n8R: I GOT MY FIRST PUBE
DA- n &#242;_&#243; b1n8R: IN CAPS
20.Obgr.Smidt (ExAm): OH SHI-
20.Obgr.Smidt (ExAm): YOU HAVE A PUBE
20.Obgr.Smidt (ExAm): WOW
DA- n &#242;_&#243; b1n8R: I KNOW
20.Obgr.Smidt (ExAm): WHAT ARE YOU
20.Obgr.Smidt (ExAm): LIKE
20.Obgr.Smidt (ExAm): 15
20.Obgr.Smidt (ExAm): AND YOU'RE JUST NOW GETTING PUBES
DA- n &#242;_&#243; b1n8R: I'M A MAN NOW DAWG
DA- n &#242;_&#243; b1n8R: NO STFU
DA- n &#242;_&#243; b1n8R: THAT'S JUST A CONSPIRACY PERPERTED BY THE PORNOGRAPHY INDUSTRY
DA- n &#242;_&#243; b1n8R: GETTING PUBES BEFORE 15 PROVES YOU HAVE AIDS
20.Obgr.Smidt (ExAm): :(
20.Obgr.Smidt (ExAm): nu
20.Obgr.Smidt (ExAm): i shall sleep now
DA- n &#242;_&#243; b1n8R: k
DA- n &#242;_&#243; b1n8R: bye aids boy
20.Obgr.Smidt (ExAm): tha'ts HIV, you asshole!
20.Obgr.Smidt (ExAm): *snif*
DA- n &#242;_&#243; b1n8R: you had sex with bacon?
DA- n &#242;_&#243; b1n8R: ewww
YOUR ALL JUST JEALOUS :haw:

[n00b1n8R]

DA- n &#242;_&#243; b1n8R: btw how's uni?
20.PzGr.Ogef.Kurz (Ross): AWESOME EPIC WIN
DA- n &#242;_&#243; b1n8R: crazy booze partayz?
20.PzGr.Ogef.Kurz (Ross): aye
DA- n &#242;_&#243; b1n8R: sleeping with random girls?
20.PzGr.Ogef.Kurz (Ross): working on it
DA- n &#242;_&#243; b1n8R: lmao
DA- n &#242;_&#243; b1n8R: but
DA- n &#242;_&#243; b1n8R: that'd mean you'd have to go outside
20.PzGr.Ogef.Kurz (Ross): I DID
DA- n &#242;_&#243; b1n8R: jesus, you must really want to get laid
DA- n &#242;_&#243; b1n8R: :O!!
20.PzGr.Ogef.Kurz (Ross): DUN DUN DUN

what has become of the postwhore D:

[Ki11a_FTW]

adumass: we should carry out my genius plan and attack bungie!
adumass: :)
Ki11a_FTW: !
adumass: first we get some baseball bats
adumass: gather some community members from ce
adumass: then we rush the front door
Ki11a_FTW: lol
adumass: perfect plan!
adumass: oh we also need garbage can shields
Ki11a_FTW: i can imagine dano charging in with a paint brush and palette
adumass: starts painting awesome textures on the walls
adumass: which they start taking pics of
Ki11a_FTW: lol
Ki11a_FTW: snaf starts building shit with legoes
adumass: then we have a fight with their like 1 security guard and lose more than half our people
adumass: after that we pretty much win
Ki11a_FTW: those cmt fans running around fleeing
Ki11a_FTW: cmt omg omg omg
adumass: haha
adumass: oh wait what if that real life warthog can shoot us..
Ki11a_FTW: lol
adumass: we'd be like jackals.. with bats..
adumass: and garbage can shields
Ki11a_FTW: indeed
adumass: im sure someone would board it though
Ki11a_FTW: masterz comes in and starts putting postets on the wall that says "tag"
adumass: and then that fanboys attack that area like hl2 antlions
Ki11a_FTW: hahaa
adumass: they tear the whole wall down
adumass: in seconds.
Ki11a_FTW: yeah
Ki11a_FTW: WE FOUND YOU MASTERZ
Ki11a_FTW: NOT SO FAST CMT FANS
adumass: so this is a good plan right!?
Ki11a_FTW: "catches bug bait"
Ki11a_FTW: "squeezes"
Ki11a_FTW: ooo there following me because the bug bait is a beta of the cmt b30 v2
adumass: haha
adumass: we must start recruiting now!
Ki11a_FTW: YES
adumass: bungie invasion 08
Ki11a_FTW: :battle field theme"
adumass: like d-day
adumass: a bunch of random people running and screaming while a warthog and 1 security guard take em down
adumass: would be awesome
Ki11a_FTW: lol
Ki11a_FTW: i sit down and write a boarding animation script
Ki11a_FTW: take out the whole hog
adumass: haha
adumass: then you use unit_kill
adumass: and its gone:)
Ki11a_FTW: then i use change_team on bungie
adumass: but they have hacks
Ki11a_FTW: thenn you write
Ki11a_FTW: ai_place 10000elitesquad
Ki11a_FTW: you see like a million elites charge through the windows and glass
Ki11a_FTW: and doord
Ki11a_FTW: s
Ki11a_FTW: TAKE COVER
Ki11a_FTW: but you forgot your elite actor tags used the flood infection tag
Ki11a_FTW: and the human race ends
adumass: but you forget to set their team
adumass: and they kill you too
Ki11a_FTW: yes
adumass: :(
adumass: game_revert
Ki11a_FTW: hahahah
.

[Mass]

[20:53] roboplawar: i used to argue that half life was just as good as halo and was just underrated
[20:53] roboplawar: but it really just falls short of all the halos, in terms of replayability and fun
[20:53] roboplawar: it's odd
[20:54] roboplawar: hl2 is far superios in so many ways, and yet in the end it just doesn't quite cut it next to halo
[20:54] roboplawar: superior*
[20:54] mass123123123: superios
[20:54] roboplawar: dude
[20:54] mass123123123: I didn't know they made a cereal about me
[20:54] roboplawar: new cereal?
[20:54] roboplawar: XD
[20:54] roboplawar: i want some
[20:54] mass123123123: they taste like
[20:54] mass123123123: VICTORY
[20:54] roboplawar: win
[20:54] roboplawar: lol
[20:55] mass123123123: hah
[20:55] mass123123123: you can't keep up this time, smartass
[20:55] roboplawar: yah i'm fallin behind
[20:55] mass123123123: XD
[20:55] roboplawar: it's cause i'm busy trying to play hl2
[20:55] roboplawar: >=U
[20:55] mass123123123: ...:)
[20:55] roboplawar: lol superios
[20:56] roboplawar: I'm gonna throw an add for Superios into bce
[20:56] roboplawar: just fopr lulz
[20:56] mass123123123: yes
[20:56] mass123123123: and it have me on the cover
[20:56] mass123123123: looking retarded
[20:57] mass123123123: with like cheerios having an orgasm
[20:57] roboplawar: ',: O
[20:57] mass123123123: inferios
[20:58] roboplawar: lol
[20:58] mass123123123: we should put terror on that
[20:58] roboplawar: and SVC
[20:58] mass123123123: totally.
.

[ExAm]

.I SHALL MAKE THIS ADVERTISEMENT.

To Do:
-Talk to Rob - COMPLETED.
-Acquire photo of Massacre eating O's and simultaneously having an orgasm - IN PROGRESS - COMPLETED.

PROJECT IN PROGRESS

[n00b1n8R]

DA- n &#242;_&#243; b1n8R: ever had a guy hump your leg?
DA- n &#242;_&#243; b1n8R: interesting experience
DA- n &#242;_&#243; b1n8R: i wonder if teekie's tried it
DA- n &#242;_&#243; b1n8R: sorry did i creep you out?
The Real Ziz Lady: nope
The Real Ziz Lady: i'm just ignoring you for greater conversations
The Real Ziz Lady: :D
DA- n &#242;_&#243; b1n8R: THERE ARE NO SUCH THINGS
DA- n &#242;_&#243; b1n8R: FAG
The Real Ziz Lady: thats right, you smith
CONFIRM/DENY TEEKIE

[Bodzilla]

shut up and smith to it.

[n00b1n8R]

no. :awesome:

[TeeKup]

Have I humped a leg? No.

Have I humped a man? Yes.

[Jay2645]

Thank you for the... Interesting info.

I shall kill the next person to put a disturbing image in my head like that.

[Mass]

I SHALL MAKE THIS ADVERTISEMENT.

To Do:
-Talk to Rob
-Acquire photo of Massacre eating O's and simultaneously having an orgasm - IN PROGRESS
http://i118.photobucket.com/albums/o97/nate-the-great_photos/superios.jpg

[Jay2645]

You look like you're hig-
Oh, right.

[Bodzilla]

HOLLY SHIT!

IT"S PUMBA!

[Skiiran]

[17:25] Восстание декабристов: I haer he likes it up the butt now
[17:25] I <3 KITTIES & PONIES: so i hear as well
[17:27] Восстание декабристов: I wonder if Teek's gayness gives him magic powers
[17:27] I <3 KITTIES & PONIES: magic powers of anal penetration
[17:27] Восстание декабристов: And
[17:27] Восстание декабристов: BEING GAY
[17:27] Восстание декабристов: Also fabulous
[17:27] I <3 KITTIES & PONIES: more like
[17:27] I <3 KITTIES & PONIES: fabulouth
[17:27] Восстание декабристов: THEY WOULDN'T LET HIM IN THE BOY SCOUTS
[17:27] I <3 KITTIES & PONIES: :colbert:
[17:27] Восстание декабристов: BECAUSE HE WAS TOO FABULOUTH
[17:27] I <3 KITTIES & PONIES: IAWTP
[17:28] I <3 KITTIES & PONIES: i have a friend who is gay
[17:28] I <3 KITTIES & PONIES: he's also fat
[17:28] I <3 KITTIES & PONIES: teekie loves fatties
[17:28] Восстание декабристов: CORRELATION
[17:28] I <3 KITTIES & PONIES: we should hook them up
[17:28] Восстание декабристов: Y/N
[17:28] I <3 KITTIES & PONIES: Y
[17:28] Восстание декабристов: I have a gay friend who is albino and lanky.
[17:28] I <3 KITTIES & PONIES: equals teekie
[17:28] I <3 KITTIES & PONIES: y/n
[17:28] Восстание декабристов: y
[17:28] I <3 KITTIES & PONIES: hawsome
[17:29] Восстание декабристов: That explains why he scares babies
[17:29] I <3 KITTIES & PONIES: lawl
[17:29] I <3 KITTIES & PONIES: maybe babies have natural gaydars
[17:29] I <3 KITTIES & PONIES: and are scared he will child molest them
[17:29] Восстание декабристов: Except conservative babies
[17:29] Восстание декабристов: They only have Penguin gaydar
[17:30] I <3 KITTIES & PONIES: lwal.

[n00b1n8R]

Have I humped a leg? No.

Have I humped a man? Yes.
So are you out of the closet IRL?

[FlyingStone]

FlyingStone: its a lonnnnnnnnnnng story
FlyingStone: longer than pookys cock
-=AWOL=- n00b1n8R: i thought you said it was long

[TeeKup]

So are you out of the closet IRL?

Very much so, except with my parents, cause they're conservatists, it wouldnt go well with them.

[n00b1n8R]

Excelent, now I can have my quote back :awesome:

[Emmzee]

Very much so, except with my parents, cause they're conservatists, it wouldnt go well with them.
I'm finding where you live, going to your house, and telling your parents myself, just to see the look on your face.

[TeeKup]

I would shove my katana through your throat.

[n00b1n8R]

I would shove my katana through your throat.
that's an interesting euphemism. :downs:

[Emmzee]

I would shove my katana through your throat.
Hot.

[PlasbianX]

[18:47] =PlasbianX=: and go listen to avenged sevenfold - afterlife
[18:48] =PlasbianX=: awesome song.
[18:49] =PlasbianX=: http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoid=29608065
[18:49] =PlasbianX=: theres the song :x
[18:50] Water Of Gaia: i gave blood today
[18:50] =PlasbianX=: im too young to do it yet.
[18:50] Water Of Gaia: which means I can't do anything strenuous for a while
[18:51] =PlasbianX=: so listen to that song then
[18:51] =PlasbianX=: imo.
[18:51] Water Of Gaia: which means
[18:51] Water Of Gaia: i can just forget about my bf for the next 3 hour
[18:51] Water Of Gaia: goddamnit
[18:51] =PlasbianX=: o__________O
[18:51] =PlasbianX=: quote thread'd.
[18:51] Water Of Gaia: oh you son of a bitch

:awesome:

[TeeKup]

Goddamn you.

[TeeKup]

=PlasbianX= says:
http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoid=4775388
=PlasbianX= says:
youre gay if you wouldnt tap that.
Ryujin says:
Allen
Ryujin says:
I want you to sit back in your chair
Ryujin says:
reflect on that statement
Ryujin says:
and then remember who you're talking to
=PlasbianX= says:
ya know what
=PlasbianX= says:
fuck you.
=PlasbianX= says:
I just leaned back
Ryujin says:
quote thread'd
=PlasbianX= says:
and fell off my chair
=PlasbianX= says:
you lil bitch.

[Jay2645]

Goddamn you.
But Teekie, you're goddamned, too.
Remember, it's only gay if balls are touching.

[TeeKup]

Sorry but I don't believe in your imaginary man with a beard who lives in the sky, nor do I let a 3000 year old piece of text run my life.

[n00b1n8R]

You go girl!

[Jay2645]

Sorry but I don't believe in your imaginary man with a beard who lives in the sky, nor do I let a 3000 year old piece of text run my life.
Who said I believe in either? I just know what they say.

[Skiiran]

Rapists, racism, and hallucinogens were the major factors behind writing the Bible. NOT, however, Zeus. He rocks.:eng101:


[18:10] Восстание декабристов: IT IS AMAZING RITE
[18:10] Восстание декабристов: HI5
[18:10] Восстание декабристов: o/
[18:13] DA- n &#242;_&#243; b1n8R: worst
[18:13] DA- n &#242;_&#243; b1n8R: show
[18:13] DA- n &#242;_&#243; b1n8R: evar
[18:13] Восстание декабристов: wut
[18:16] DA- n &#242;_&#243; b1n8R: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n8Gtm43_8xE
[18:16] DA- n &#242;_&#243; b1n8R: D:>
[18:17] Восстание декабристов: WOW THAT WAS SHIT
[18:17] Восстание декабристов: LETS MASTURBATE TO NOT IT
[18:17] DA- n &#242;_&#243; b1n8R: AGREENCE OF TITANIC PROPORTIONS
[19:16] Восстание декабристов: Say
[19:16] Восстание декабристов: You wouldn't happen to have
[19:16] Восстание декабристов: MP3 of
[19:16] Восстание декабристов: DRAGONFORCE
[19:16] DA- n &#242;_&#243; b1n8R: YOUR MUM LAST NIGHT
[19:16] DA- n &#242;_&#243; b1n8R: wait
[19:16] Восстание декабристов: Would you?
[19:16] DA- n &#242;_&#243; b1n8R: we've had this conversation before
[19:16] DA- n &#242;_&#243; b1n8R: and that is the exact thing i said
[19:16] DA- n &#242;_&#243; b1n8R: :v
[19:16] Восстание декабристов: D:
[19:16] Восстание декабристов: DO YOU HAVE IT FOOl
[19:17] DA- n &#242;_&#243; b1n8R: no
[19:17] Восстание декабристов: D:
Also Zeus is better than you.

[n00b1n8R]

who the fuck isn't zeus better than? gosh.

[Bodzilla]

thread on Net filtering

Scared:"May as well starts a dictator ship.

No R rated games and now they are going (proposing) to filter our internet. If adults wish to play adult games or view adult content they should not have to go through so much red tape stuff (eg. importing games and opting out for the filter).
I am all for protecting kids but there has to be a line"


Bubbinska: "Didn't the government spend $84M on a free-use porn blocker that a 16 year old cracked within an hour of it being released, like last year?

Maybe we're spending too much on educating kids and not enough on violating freedom of information, since a teenager has access to information that taught him how to hack.

SOLUTION - drain funds out of education, put into ridiculous band-aid "solutions" to the epidemic of poor parenting. We can become a nation of farmers.

bingo.

[ima_from_America]

Epic amounts of idiocy.

lol tsd rules classic army sux tokyo marui sucks lolol

[n00b1n8R]

Восстание декабристов: http://www.penny-arcade.com/images/2008/20080307.jpg
DA- n &#242;_&#243; b1n8R: why no fist pounding for murder :<
Восстание декабристов: Because
Восстание декабристов: Uhh
Восстание декабристов: Racism
DA- n &#242;_&#243; b1n8R: against dead people?
Восстание декабристов: WHIETMAN KEEPIN US DOWN
Восстание декабристов: UNDER GROUND
DA- n &#242;_&#243; b1n8R: so you'd rather be politically correct than fight a zomby apocolypse?
Восстание декабристов: Uhhh
Восстание декабристов: Your ideas intrigue me and I would like to subscribe to your newsletter.
DA- n &#242;_&#243; b1n8R: sure, just head over to www.goatse.cz to subrscibe
Восстание декабристов: I see whut yu did thar
DA- n &#242;_&#243; b1n8R: oh shit he saw what i did thar
Восстание декабристов: LETS FIST TO IT
DA- n &#242;_&#243; b1n8R: WITH GUSTO
Восстание декабристов: INDEED
DA- n &#242;_&#243; b1n8R: AND CAPITOL LETTERS
Восстание декабристов: UH UH UH UH
Восстание декабристов: NOW THAT'S DONE
DA- n &#242;_&#243; b1n8R: OH FUCK
Восстание декабристов: LET'S FIND LESBIAN FANFIC AND LAUGH AT THE IMMATURITY
DA- n &#242;_&#243; b1n8R: IT'S STUCK
DA- n &#242;_&#243; b1n8R: I CA'NT GET IT OUT
DA- n &#242;_&#243; b1n8R: I HATE TYPING ONE HANDED D:
Восстание декабристов: SHIT SON WHY DID YOU FIST YOURSELF YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO FIST YOUR WOMAN
DA- n &#242;_&#243; b1n8R: what would teekie do then?
Восстание декабристов: Gays don't fist
Восстание декабристов: Because gays don't have access to a uterus ever
DA- n &#242;_&#243; b1n8R: allthough i suppose the holes have allready been dug out abit so there'd be room
DA- n &#242;_&#243; b1n8R: ALSO THIS LESIBAN FANFIC INTRIGUES ME
DA- n &#242;_&#243; b1n8R: WHERE MIGHT I FIND SOME
DA- n &#242;_&#243; b1n8R: SO THAT I CAN LAUGH AT THE IMATURITY
DA- n &#242;_&#243; b1n8R: OFCOURSE
Восстание декабристов: QUITE
Восстание декабристов: THIS IS NOT JUST LESBIAN FANFIC
Восстание декабристов: BUT INCESTUOUS LESBIAN FANFIC
DA- n &#242;_&#243; b1n8R: THIS
DA- n &#242;_&#243; b1n8R: IS
DA- n &#242;_&#243; b1n8R: SPARTAAAAA
Восстание декабристов: OF NARUSHIT
DA- n &#242;_&#243; b1n8R: NO
DA- n &#242;_&#243; b1n8R: GOD NO
DA- n &#242;_&#243; b1n8R: D:
Восстание декабристов: Shit I can't find it
DA- n &#242;_&#243; b1n8R: good
DA- n &#242;_&#243; b1n8R: LEAVE IT BURRYED
Восстание декабристов: WE WILL HAVE TO RESORT TO
Восстание декабристов: MEDIEVAL: TOTAL WAR FANFIC
DA- n &#242;_&#243; b1n8R: THERE ARE SOME THINGS HUMANS WERE NOT MEANT TO FIND
D:

[TeeKup]

Liz showed me a "smart car"

[13:43] brockiancricket: http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/3/31/Smart_Fortwo_Cabrio.JPG It eats souls http://images.meebo.com/image/skin/beta/img/emoticons/big_smile.gif
[13:43] TeeKupHalofan: what
[13:43] TeeKupHalofan: the
[13:44] TeeKupHalofan: fuck
[13:44] brockiancricket: http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/b/b8/Smart_parking.JPG You can park on Sidewalks!
[13:44] TeeKupHalofan: THAT IS THE SADDEST LITTLE VEHICLE
[13:44] TeeKupHalofan: THE HONDA FIT COULD RUN THAT OVER
[13:44] brockiancricket: It's like the x-mas tree in Charlie Brown. I want it.
[13:48] TeeKupHalofan: Liz
[13:48] TeeKupHalofan: I want to see what happens when that car gets in a head-on accident
[13:48] TeeKupHalofan: watch it fold up like wiley coyote when he hits a wall

[Skiiran]

SO I HEAR THIS THREAD NEEDS A BOOSTER SHOT OF AWESOME.


[19:13] Восстание декабристов: SO I HEAR YOU SHOULD GET AUDIOSURF
[19:13] An Entity of Zero: SO I HEARD I GOT IT.
[19:13] Восстание декабристов: o/
[19:14] Восстание декабристов: LET'S FIST TO YOUR AWESOMENESS
[19:14] An Entity of Zero: ew.
[19:15] Восстание декабристов: Let's look at titties instead
[19:15] Восстание декабристов: And then rub the fact that we can produce babies with women in Teek's face.
[19:16] An Entity of Zero: what
[19:16] An Entity of Zero: the
[19:16] An Entity of Zero: fuck.
[19:16] An Entity of Zero: oh i misread that
[19:16] An Entity of Zero: i thought you said we could produce babies with teeks face
[19:16] An Entity of Zero: o______o
[19:17] Восстание декабристов: That is gross
[19:17] Восстание декабристов: You are gross
[19:17] An Entity of Zero: no u
[19:35] Восстание декабристов: Nobody had better clone Teek otherwise the Gay would spread across the world and mankind would die in a generation
[19:35] An Entity of Zero: k.
[19:35] An Entity of Zero: apparently some girl turned him gay
[19:35] An Entity of Zero: btw
[19:35] Восстание декабристов: >:l
[19:35] Восстание декабристов: That doesn't make sense
[19:35] An Entity of Zero: i think he had a good time with a girl
[19:35] An Entity of Zero: and then realized
[19:36] An Entity of Zero: it wasnt a girl
[19:36] Восстание декабристов: Oh
[19:36] <High latency detected between you and the server. Your last few messages may not have been received.>
[19:37] Восстание декабристов: FRUUUUCK
[19:37] Восстание декабристов: THE SALT FROM THE CHEEZITS GOT IN MY CUT ARGH
[19:37] An Entity of Zero: Owned?
[19:37] Восстание декабристов: WITH GUSTO
[19:37] An Entity of Zero: And thats why whale crackers > cheezits
[19:38] Восстание декабристов: And Mother's Carnival cookies pwn both

[n00b1n8R]

The Real Ziz Lady: www.myspace.com/liquidaces
DA- n &#242;_&#243; b1n8R: myspace = i'm not going to click
The Real Ziz Lady: do it faggot
The Real Ziz Lady: it's the sound from the guitar i want to buy
DA- n &#242;_&#243; b1n8R: no
DA- n &#242;_&#243; b1n8R: myspace needs to choke on the largest cock the galaxy has ever seen on it
DA- n &#242;_&#243; b1n8R: choke on it so hard that it comes out it's ass
DA- n &#242;_&#243; b1n8R: and then gets bent around for a nasal insertion
DA- n &#242;_&#243; b1n8R: and forced out of the euretha of it's tiny little dick
DA- n &#242;_&#243; b1n8R: and then turkeyslapped a few thousand times
The Real Ziz Lady: :/
DA- n &#242;_&#243; b1n8R: don't deny the epic truths of the above statement
The Real Ziz Lady: thats true
The Real Ziz Lady: but still >:U
The Real Ziz Lady: DO IT FAGGOT
DA- n &#242;_&#243; b1n8R: n
The Real Ziz Lady: i found
The Real Ziz Lady: possibly the best guitar ever made
The Real Ziz Lady: for 900 bucks
DA- n &#242;_&#243; b1n8R: only if you look at goatse
The Real Ziz Lady: and that has the sound of it
DA- n &#242;_&#243; b1n8R: for 5 minutes
The Real Ziz Lady: you've already shown me goatse god
The Real Ziz Lady: coem to think of it
The Real Ziz Lady: i might still have the goatse emmy sent me O_______o
DA- n &#242;_&#243; b1n8R: LOOK AT IT FOR 5 MINUTES TO BALANCE OUT THE GAY BETWEEN US
The Real Ziz Lady: no u
;____;

[Bodzilla]

quoting yourself is awesomequoting yourself is awesomequoting yourself is awesome
.

[MNC]

quoting yourself is awesome

quoting yourself is awesome

quoting yourself is awesome

quoting yourself is awesome

quoting yourself is awesome

quoting yourself is awesome


Wait a minu... Am I doing it wrong again?

[Emmzee]

An Entity of Zero: go the fuck away
I <3 KITTIES & PONIES: but
I <3 KITTIES & PONIES: what did i do
An Entity of Zero: you fucking lil gay ass fagget
I <3 KITTIES & PONIES: WHAT DID I DO :gonk:
An Entity of Zero: I said, shut the fuck up.
An Entity of Zero: That wasnt an invitation to open your fucking mouth and message back
An Entity of Zero: leave me alone and go spam one of your other fucking internet fuck buddieshttp://www.firstaidmonster.com/images/products/FAM_MIDOL_MAX_STRENGTH_CAPLE-5300.jpg

For you, Plas.

[Apoc4lypse]

also, capslock is cruise control for cool

fairly recent, I lol'd

[PlasbianX]

http://www.firstaidmonster.com/images/products/FAM_MIDOL_MAX_STRENGTH_CAPLE-5300.jpg

For you, Plas.

Wow. You're such a lil /b/tard.

[Con]

Wait a minu... Am I doing it wrong again?
if you get enough quotes within quotes, it breaks the forum and your message will appear outside the postbit :V

[Bodzilla]

we must study this further.

[LlamaMaster]

Trace: I r want beta Lc
Trace: *:c
Trace: :c
LlamaMaster: uhhhh, what?
Trace: Selentic
Trace: is being
Trace: a faggot
Trace: :c
LlamaMaster: why?
Trace: won't let me beta
Trace: and I am the most awesome person ever ever EVER
LlamaMaster: sure you are....
Trace: yes, I am.
LlamaMaster: sounds to me like you head is big yet your balls are microscoptic
Trace: Okay, what the fuck is going on with you guys?
LlamaMaster: i loled
Trace: You've all been assholes lately.
LlamaMaster: ok? Lets review shall we
LlamaMaster: 1. You called my friend, selentic, a faggot.
Trace: I said hes BEING
LlamaMaster: 2. You asked me for a beta, which is clearly not going to happen
LlamaMaster: 3. You act like your god
Trace: Oh, really?
LlamaMaster: rly
Trace: Last I checked I was mostly being sarcastic. I also never directly asked you for a beta, I was GOING to ask if you could tell Selentic about how I've beta tested for you before, but first made an analogy to how Selentic is acting abnormaly.
LlamaMaster: when did you ever test for me?
Trace: LONG AGO when you were making the The Maw racing map and another to
Trace: *too
Trace: I think I did another, anyway.
LlamaMaster: lmao
Trace: long ago, back in mid-06
Trace: I think
LlamaMaster: whatever, anyway, god knows i'll never betray selentic and hand out betas to people
Trace: well no shit, like I said, I wanted you to tell selentic about how I beta tested for you before so I could be trusted and get a beta
LlamaMaster: dude tell him that
Trace: or I coul of waited untill n00b got on and blackmailed him to +rep selentic
Trace: that would of got me a spot, too.
LlamaMaster: :p
Trace:
Trace: I'll get n00b to +rep you if you give it to meeeeeee
Selentic the Panda: +rep first
LlamaMaster: lol bribe
Trace: it wouldof worked too, if it wasn't for n00b being offline.
LlamaMaster: tell you what, i'll give you the beta if you can sucessfully masterbate to www.2girls1cup.com
LlamaMaster: selentic says pics or stfu
Trace: I would rather stick rusty nails up my anus than EVER fap, and post pics, to 2girl1cup.
Trace: also asleep
I LOLeded.

[Bodzilla]

you know what he's dreaming about dont you.

>: D


E:
[15:55] The Real Ziz Lady: ya i'm happpy
[15:55] The Real Ziz Lady: i'll have booze
[15:55] The Real Ziz Lady: so i' always happy :D
[15:56] Ph☼ßîä§ /|\ Talîc: but the cycle...
[15:56] Ph☼ßîä§ /|\ Talîc: IS IT GOOD?
[15:56] Ph☼ßîä§ /|\ Talîc: DID I DO GOOD?
[15:56] The Real Ziz Lady: nomonomomonomomoom?
[15:57] Ph☼ßîä§ /|\ Talîc: **posts map cycle**
[15:57] The Real Ziz Lady: so no "nonomononomonom?
[15:57] Ph☼ßîä§ /|\ Talîc: huh?
[15:57] The Real Ziz Lady: it means Head god
[15:57] The Real Ziz Lady: nomonomonomonom
[15:58] Ph☼ßîä§ /|\ Talîc: I don't get it.
[15:58] The Real Ziz Lady: lol.
[15:58] The Real Ziz Lady: when you've got a face full of vag or cock
[15:58] The Real Ziz Lady: u nomonomonom on it
[15:58] The Real Ziz Lady: :P
[15:58] Ph☼ßîä§ /|\ Talîc: errrm
[15:58] The Real Ziz Lady: nomonom?
[15:58] Ph☼ßîä§ /|\ Talîc: WHAT DOES THAT HAVE TO DO WITH CE?
[15:58] The Real Ziz Lady: nothing
[15:58] The Real Ziz Lady: just thought you'd like to know :D
[15:59] The Real Ziz Lady: nomonmoononomonomonom
[15:59] The Real Ziz Lady: :D

[ExAm]

I do not have a myspace, I do not have a Facebook. The two are the scum of the earth, and I'll post a detailed tutorial on how to dispose of your Myspace or Facebook if you have one. If you do not choose to follow it, then you may soon find yourself to be hitting F5 (the refresh key) just to see if someone has replied to the cool/funny/interesting item you just posted, and after a couple of years, a nearsighted shadow of your former self who is very, very pale and drained of any ability to audibly speak anything but the phrases "lol", "omg", and "rofl", with the occasional barely perceptible shrug followed by an utterance of "meh".
Myself on Myspace and Facebook.

Could my ego be any bigger? :awesome:

[Bodzilla]

i'm not gunna post here just so you cant see if i thought your quote was cool/funny/interesting.

suck it fag.

[n00b1n8R]

Trace: or I coul of waited untill n00b got on and blackmailed him to +rep selentic
Trace: that would of got me a spot, too.
LlamaMaster: :p
Trace:
Trace: I'll get n00b to +rep you if you give it to meeeeeee
Selentic the Panda: +rep first
LlamaMaster: lol bribe
Trace: it wouldof worked too, if it wasn't for n00b being offline.
That would require dirt in the first place. <:downs:>

[n00b1n8R]

[19:48] n000b1n8R: hi
[19:48] SmarterChild: What's up?
[19:48] n000b1n8R: i'm naked
[19:48] SmarterChild: That's interesting that you should say that, but I don't think I can answer.
[19:49] n000b1n8R: are you naked too?
[19:49] SmarterChild: I don't understand this fully enough to say anything smart about it...
[19:49] n000b1n8R: yes or no
[19:49] SmarterChild: Do I have to decide?
[19:49] n000b1n8R: yes
[19:49] SmarterChild: Then I'll say no.
[19:49] n000b1n8R: fuck
[19:49] SmarterChild: Ah yes. If I'm not mistaken, Shakespeare first said that.


[19:49] n000b1n8R: do you want to cyber?
[19:49] SmarterChild: I don't know how to answer that.
[19:49] n000b1n8R: with a no or yes
[19:49] SmarterChild: You're being kind of uncool to me.
[19:49] n000b1n8R: no i'm not
[19:49] SmarterChild: OK, so you're not.

Why don't you ask me about the things that I'm here for? :)
[19:50] n000b1n8R: what are you here for?
[19:50] SmarterChild: My purpose is to be your robot friend. I can chat with you and help you get the information you want fast.

>>> Have you tried my newest features yet? Type what's new and I'll tell you what they are.
[19:50] n000b1n8R: what is the ultimate question, to life, the universe, and everything?
[19:50] SmarterChild: Forty-two.
[19:50] n000b1n8R: no that is the answer
[19:50] SmarterChild: I don't know how to answer that.
[19:50] n000b1n8R: :v

facepalm.jpg

[ExAm]

i'm not gunna post here just so you cant see if i thought your quote was cool/funny/interesting.

suck it fag.:gonk:

[Emmzee]

<Emmzee> if you woke up, and my cock was in your mouth
<Emmzee> I mean, all the way in there
<Emmzee> What would you do?
<techdemon> bite down

:v

[JDMFSeanP]

TSL Stealth: got any good ideas on how to scare my sister when she's a sleep?
IJGI SeanP: dry hump her
TSL Stealth: hell no
TSL Stealth: any ways
TSL Stealth: I already did
TSL Stealth: :p
IJGI SeanP: thats fucking gross.
TSL Stealth: I didn't hump her
TSL Stealth: I woke her up
TSL Stealth: the fun way
TSL Stealth:
TSL Stealth (10:13:56 PM): there's a closit under the stars
TSL Stealth (10:14:10 PM): just 2 feet away from where she was asleep on the couch
TSL Stealth (10:14:14 PM): all I did
TSL Stealth (10:14:19 PM): was turned out the lights
TSL Stealth (10:14:26 PM): scrached the door
TSL Stealth (10:14:31 PM): tryed to open it
TSL Stealth (10:14:41 PM): pound of the door abit
IJGI SeanP: no you humped her
IJGI SeanP: your perv.
TSL Stealth: did not
TSL Stealth: >.<
TSL Stealth: she's my sister
TSL Stealth: and she's not that good looking
IJGI SeanP: so if she was good looking youd hump her?
TSL Stealth: hell no
IJGI SeanP: I would.
TSL Stealth: yea
LMFAO HAHAHAHA

e:



TSL Stealth: now
TSL Stealth: if you don't mind
TSL Stealth: I'm going to go read a book then go to bed
IJGI SeanP: going back for seconds?
TSL Stealth: oh fuck you
IJGI SeanP: LOL

[Reaper Man]

So I heard I fucking owned today. Sorry for the long post, but it's worth it. Also, this is a true story. :awesome:

The Ivanator: so i heard i got a saturday detention
(the chatlog for this short portion is on my laptop)
ross asks for story, I tell him I'll tell him when I get homeI get home.


(4:39 PM) The Ivanator: so, story
(4:39 PM) The Ivanator: there's this teacher ms inger-smith (aka inger-bitch, lulz)
and she takes our bus in the mornings
(4:40 PM) The Ivanator: for the past 3 years, at random times she decides that she wants all 120 people to line up single file before getting on the bus
(4:40 PM) The Ivanator: she kicks people off the bus so she can have a seat
and she is in general, rude to everybody
everybody dislikes her
(4:40 PM) rossmum: wow
(4:40 PM) The Ivanator: but nobody had done anything
(4:40 PM) rossmum: what a stupid whore
(4:41 PM) The Ivanator: so i stood up to her today
(4:41 PM) rossmum: nice
(4:41 PM) The Ivanator: i told her "look what you're doing, you're making us line up across the path, blocking it for the general public who want to get past"
(4:41 PM) rossmum: see, my parents are awesome
(4:41 PM) The Ivanator: "you have no right to be doing this"
(4:41 PM) rossmum: they'd side with me
the school would get its ass kicked
(4:42 PM) The Ivanator: lulz
(4:42 PM) rossmum:http://www.h2vista.net/forums/./Images/MsgPlus_Img0468.png
(4:42 PM) The Ivanator: "WHAT DID YOU SAY? I'LL CALL YOUR MUM"
(4:42 PM) rossmum: ahhahahaha
ahahahha
(4:42 PM) The Ivanator: "aww boo hoo, you gunna call my mum? go right ahead"
(4:42 PM) rossmum: i'd love it if they tried that on me
(4:42 PM) rossmum: "I'M GONNA CALL YOUR MUM"
(4:42 PM) The Ivanator: "you have no right to be doing this, where on your contract does it say you can use school transportation?"
4:42 PM) rossmum: "have fun hearing the exact same thing"
(4:42 PM) The Ivanator: "we pay for this bus"
(4:43 PM) The Ivanator: "i'm (i forget, something about keeping the kids in control)"
(4:43 PM) The Ivanator: "yes, but the people you're controlling all pushed in line, the rest of us are trying to get on the bus"
she just makes some stupid argument
i jsut walk out of the line
(4:44 PM) The Ivanator: she comes up to me and starts blabbering about how she expects to see me at the office
i told her "go away, go back to your precious little line"
(4:44 PM) rossmum: THE HIGHEST OF FIVES
do that shit more often
(4:44 PM) The Ivanator: "I SUGGEST YOU WAIT OUTSIDE THE OFFICE WHEN YOU GET TO SCHOOL"

"interesting suggestion, but i dont feel like following your advice"
(4:44 PM) rossmum: i hate pig-headed shits like that
LOL
LOOOL
FUCK
OH JESUS DUDE WELL PLAYED
(4:44 PM) The Ivanator: she just stormed off and got on the bus
http://www.h2vista.net/forums/./Images/MsgPlus_Img0468.png (4:45 PM) The Ivanator: at school, she went crying (literally) to the head of my year
(4:45 PM) rossmum: bet she faked it
cow
(4:45 PM) The Ivanator: who comes all angry to me and tells me to meet her at the office
so, on the way there, i come across the teacher again
her eyes are all red and puffy
and she has a self-righteous smirk on her face
"ivan, come her"
*e
"what?"
(4:45 PM) The Ivanator: "come here, ivan"
"no, i'm off to the office like you told me to" (4:46 PM) rossmum: "or i could not" (4:46 PM) The Ivanator: i was meant to be taking photos for the yearbook, so i go to a friend and explain to him to return my camera to me next period, all the while with my back turned to the teacher"
"ivan"
"ivan"
she just repeated my name over and over again
finally
(4:47 PM) rossmum: hahahaha
(4:47 PM) The Ivanator: "yes, that's my name"
(4:47 PM) rossmum: OH
OH OUCH
(4:47 PM) The Ivanator: "i'm off to the office; like you told me, see yah later, have a nice day"
"IVAN"
she starts running after me (i hear her heels clicking rapidly)
(4:47 PM) The Ivanator: by then i'm around the corner and up the stairs
(4:47 PM) rossmum: *trip*
(4:47 PM) The Ivanator: i just go to the office and explain stuff to the teacher
and made her feel all guilty
(4:48 PM) The Ivanator: but she said that they had to give me a saturday, so i play all upset and teary to add to her guilt.
and so now i'm a hero.
http://www.h2vista.net/forums/./Images/MsgPlus_Img0468.png (4:48 PM) rossmum: ahaahhha nice work
(4:48 PM) The Ivanator: my parents dont really care
(4:48 PM) rossmum: dude
you'd love mine
(4:48 PM) The Ivanator: and my saturday doesnt go on my record
(4:48 PM) rossmum: they'd be there joining in the pwnage
(4:48 PM) The Ivanator: :awesome:
(4:48 PM) rossmum: steam;tf2
(4:49 PM) The Ivanator: my form tutor was all "well yeah, you KNOW what ms inger-smith is like"
XD
she's got a massive superiority complex
also, hells to the yeah
(4:49 PM) The Ivanator: *steam*
(4:49 PM) rossmum: i can tell

[n00b1n8R]

(4:48 PM) rossmum: steam;tf2
1 point in a whole round + multiple knifes to the back/sappings :haw:

[Bodzilla]

well i got 22 points with the sniper in one go on 2fort :D!
<3

and i'm getting the hang of spy :O, i just gotta remember to press the right button when i get up close.....

[Con]

From comedy channel, but still funny:


Kids these days have toys for everything. I saw a "gay timmy" doll the other day. Now kids will have an excuse not to put their toys away, "but mommy, timmy's not supposed to go back in the closet!"

[p0lar_bear]

So we were talking about something and Boba wanted to cheer me up a bit with what he thought was an image macro of a happy cat.

[00:25] Boba: [trust me guys, this is an image nobody wants to see ~p0lar]
[00:25] Boba: thats one happy cat
[00:25] p0lar_bear: dude that's fucked up man
[00:25] p0lar_bear: :(
[00:26] p0lar_bear: seriously
[00:26] Boba: :-(
[00:26] p0lar_bear: i'm a cat person
[00:26] Boba: me too
[00:26] Boba: im also a bear person
[00:26] Boba: bears
[00:26] Boba: i love bears
[00:26] p0lar_bear: no seriously, that was fucked up
[00:26] Boba: I know ;_;
[00:26] Boba: wait what did i link you to
[00:27] Boba: OH GOD
[00:27] Boba: I JUST COPIED A LINK
[00:27] Boba: FROM A THING
[00:27] Boba: THAT SAID A HAPPY CAT
[00:27] Boba: WHAT THE FUCK
[00:27] Boba: IS THAT VEINS
[00:27] Boba: HOLY SHIT
[00:27] p0lar_bear: i don't want to look again
[00:27] p0lar_bear: where's my kitty :(
[00:27] Boba: holy fucking shit
[00:27] Boba: thats fucknig gross
[00:27] Boba: last time i ever link from encyclopedia dramatica
Not quite what he thought it was. :downs:

[Phobias]

I...think I know the picture you're talking about.

Not good.

[n00b1n8R]

linkz or stfu!

[Bodzilla]

i actually had a good one today talking to rossypoo.


shoulda posted it when i thought of it :(

[ima_from_America]

Wait... What cat?

[n00b1n8R]

[09:46] chaos_metal_dragon: good morning noob
[09:46] chaos_metal_dragon: and btw whats your real name
[09:46] n00b1n8R: HEY
[09:46] n00b1n8R: N00B
[09:46] n00b1n8R: n00b*
[09:46] n00b1n8R: N00b
[09:46] chaos_metal_dragon: nah your real name
[09:46] n00b1n8R: capitols in pro-nouns
[09:46] n00b1n8R: N00b
[09:46] n00b1n8R: my parents are weird
[09:46] chaos_metal_dragon: full name please
[09:47] n00b1n8R: N00b 1n8r
[09:47] n00b1n8R: the 1 is a capitol
:downs:BUMP

[Con]

What is this cat picture. Link plz.

[PlasbianX]

[22:28] <evo> ughh i gotta de lvl myself 12 levels or my girlfriend wont talk to me -.- cus i out leveled her ... fucking crazy bitch took my apartment key and blocked her cell phone
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[22:28] <PlasX> lmao
[22:28] <PlasX> lineage 2 + real life = serious business.
[22:28] <evo> for real
[22:28] <evo> -12 levels or no sex?
[22:28] <PlasX> I dont believe you.
[22:28] <evo> if u say so
[22:28] <evo> im in oren right now
[22:29] <evo> de lvling
[22:29] <PlasX> if youre gf is seriously doing this over a goddamn game, then shes got problems
[22:29] <piot> Server Downtime for Rack Move = Rooney ?
[22:29] <piot> Roooooooney ?
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[22:29] <evo> she has very big problems...
[22:29] <evo> but ive been with her for 5 years
[22:29] <evo> in sickness and in health...
[22:29] <evo> "sickness"
[22:30] <evo> no she said shes not playing until im -12 levels agian
[22:30] <PlasX> Thats still sad if she's butthurt that you outleveled her.
[22:30] <PlasX> but hey, atleast you got the sp? :p
[22:30] <evo> yea i guess..
[22:30] <evo> DA skills are expensive
[22:30] <evo> and DA is hard to fuking lvl
[22:31] <PlasX> LMAO.

looool.

[Phobias]

From cs forums.

A CHALLENGER APPEARS!</B>

DILLADILLADILLADILLA DING!

DA, DA DUM! da DUM da darrrrmmm da darrmm!
*it's the pokemon music work with me. >:U

A WILD STRYTER APPEARS!
* it's stryters turn to attack!
* Enemy Styter use's "spam WRU Listening Thread"
* Stryters Credibility drops by 5
* Post count increased by 10!

* It's Bod(sexmachine)zillas turn to attack!
* Zilla use's "witty statement!"
* Your attack missed
* Stryters post count increases by 1

* it's Stryters Turn to attack!
* Enemy Stryter use's "Double post!"
* It's Supa effective!
* Zilla Faints
* you where out spamed.
* you Blackout


**Fades out**

congratulations Post whoare.

StrYteR
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Posts: 1,863

[Bodzilla]

THIS MEANS WAR >:U!!!!!!!111

http://img151.imageshack.us/img151/6319/1206220525641pl1.jpg

[n00b1n8R]

Stupid phobias linking multiple people the same image D:
also linkz to thread, I wana 3-fight stryter too D:

[Bodzilla]

http://forums.cyberslam.com.au/index.php?showtopic=13172&st=3660

first place where i challenged it's purpose.

they keep trying to stay on topic.
oh those poor foolish fools.

[Phobias]

PEOPLE, WE NEED YOUR HELP.

WE WILL FIGHT THEM ON THE INTERWEBS, WE WILL FIGHT THEM ON THEIR FORUMS.

JUSTICE MUST BE DONE, THE THREAD MUST BE MOVED.

SPAM IT, SPAM IT TO HELL!

[Phobias]

Double post be damned.


[20:36] The Real Ziz Lady: FUCKING KEYBOARD
[20:36] Ph☼ßîä§ /|\ Talîc: IT ISN'T THE KEYBOARD.
[20:36] Ph☼ßîä§ /|\ Talîc: IT'S THE PERSON USING IT
[20:36] The Real Ziz Lady: it totally is bro
[20:36] Ph☼ßîä§ /|\ Talîc: TYPE WITH BOTH HANDS
[20:37] Ph☼ßîä§ /|\ Talîc: STOP FAPPING
[20:37] The Real Ziz Lady: like my 2 button dont work
[20:37] The Real Ziz Lady: i have to go to numpad :(
[20:37] The Real Ziz Lady: also NVR
[20:37] Ph☼ßîä§ /|\ Talîc: this the new one?
[20:37] The Real Ziz Lady: all fapped out this arvo
[20:37] Ph☼ßîä§ /|\ Talîc: tmi.
[20:37] The Real Ziz Lady: the new keyboard hasnt come yet lol..
[20:37] The Real Ziz Lady: taking a while to get it in >:(
[20:37] The Real Ziz Lady: but yeah once it gets here :sweet:
[20:37] The Real Ziz Lady: but like i said before
[20:38] The Real Ziz Lady: NVR
[20:38] The Real Ziz Lady: i joined halo with you guys this afternoon
[20:38] The Real Ziz Lady: and was like sup :D?
[20:38] Ph☼ßîä§ /|\ Talîc: no-text.
[20:38] The Real Ziz Lady: and everyone was all Meh
[20:38] The Real Ziz Lady: game was boring
[20:38] The Real Ziz Lady: so i go " Im going to CS2 anyone keen :D?
[20:38] The Real Ziz Lady: i leave
[20:38] The Real Ziz Lady: wait in cs2 for like 5 mins
[20:38] The Real Ziz Lady: and then said you know what
[20:38] The Real Ziz Lady: fuck this
[20:38] The Real Ziz Lady: i'm gunan go masturbate
[20:39] Ph☼ßîä§ /|\ Talîc: TO MUCH INFO
[20:39] The Real Ziz Lady: also dont you dare fucking quote that

[Bodzilla]

>:U!!!!!1111

[n00b1n8R]

:gonk:!

[Bodzilla]

you forgot the rest of it!

[19:39] The Real Ziz Lady: also dont you dare fucking quote that
[19:39] Ph☼&#223;&#238;&#228;&#167; /|\ Tal&#238;c: you want me to..
[19:39] The Real Ziz Lady: but phobias it can never be to much iunfo
[19:39] The Real Ziz Lady: think of the blonde bondage :D
[19:39] Ph☼&#223;&#238;&#228;&#167; /|\ Tal&#238;c: stop using reverse psychology
[19:39] The Real Ziz Lady: what choo tlaking bout women?
[19:40] Ph☼&#223;&#238;&#228;&#167; /|\ Tal&#238;c: you told me not to quote that.
[19:40] Ph☼&#223;&#238;&#228;&#167; /|\ Tal&#238;c: but you really WANT me to.
[19:40] The Real Ziz Lady: well duh
[19:40] Ph☼&#223;&#238;&#228;&#167; /|\ Tal&#238;c: I know your little mind tricks
[19:40] Ph☼&#223;&#238;&#228;&#167; /|\ Tal&#238;c: they don't work on me, mortal.
[19:40] The Real Ziz Lady: it would make lulz at maximum capacity
[19:40] The Real Ziz Lady: also n00b1n8r and i havnt talked about bondage in a fair while
[19:40] Ph☼&#223;&#238;&#228;&#167; /|\ Tal&#238;c: why not?
[19:40] The Real Ziz Lady: this is my way OF FORCING IT ON HIM >: D
[19:40] Ph☼&#223;&#238;&#228;&#167; /|\ Tal&#238;c: I thought it was your little "thing"
[19:41] The Real Ziz Lady: cause he's never on fucking Xfire :(
[19:41] The Real Ziz Lady: only on steam cause he's a Gmod fag
[19:41] Ph☼&#223;&#238;&#228;&#167; /|\ Tal&#238;c: he's always on msn.

[19:42] The Real Ziz Lady:
[19:41] (6) Slowly Slip In Sin (6): WTF NIGGAH
[19:41] n00b1n8R: I am currently idle.

[19:42] The Real Ziz Lady: YOU LIE

it was a fiendish plan! executed perfectly!

:gonk:!
Mission accomplished. :cool:

[n00b1n8R]

no fuck you.

Also, trillian has an auto-response when your afk and you know it <:mad:>

[Sel]

[20:14] CLS_GRUNT: I dont plan on working in the video game industry
[20:14] Selentic The Panda: Hahahah
[20:14] Selentic The Panda: Do you want to work in the cotton picking industry?
[20:14] Selentic The Panda: [/stereotype]
[20:14] CLS_GRUNT: ^racisim
[20:14] Selentic The Panda: STEREOTYPE
[20:14] Selentic The Panda: I did get the right stereotype right?
[20:15] CLS_GRUNT: no
[20:15] Selentic The Panda: Fuck

I got the stereotype wrong.

[Gwunty]

^Why I told you I was going to post that :mad:

[Sel]

^Why I told you I was going to post that :mad:

My Highlarious fuck up, my post :D

[Gwunty]

Why did you get rid of the tit gunz NEEDZ MOAH TIT GUNZ

[Sel]

Oh, forgot about that part.

I added to Tweekys gun, and now it pleases me.

http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l42/selentic/halo3battlerifle496tits.jpg

[TeeKup]

Jesus Christ.

Hunter I take it up the ass from a black man and you're being more of a bitch than me.

I thought it was quote worthy.

[Mass]

In my opinion it was the best post in that thread. At least the only worth me reading.

[Jay2645]

Which thread?

Linky linky.

[n00b1n8R]

I thought it was quote worthy.
EPIC WIN

[Sel]

Which thread?

Linky linky.

It was deleted.

[TeeKup]

[20:31] TeeKupHalofan: you tried getting high
[20:31] TeeKupHalofan: off sounds
[20:32] TeeKupHalofan: what in fucks name is wrong with you?
[20:32] plasbianx1337: lol..

[PlasbianX]

[20:31] TeeKupHalofan: you tried getting high
[20:31] TeeKupHalofan: off sounds
[20:32] TeeKupHalofan: what in fucks name is wrong with you?
[20:32] plasbianx1337: lol..

Hey I was told it would work D:<

[Con]

Did a man on the internet tell you that?

[PlasbianX]

Did a man on the internet tell you that?

Actually it was skiiran's sister who told me :saddowns:

[ExAm]

Try staying up really late and letting your mind kind of stumble off. Same effect.

[Bodzilla]

[02:23] 20.PzGr.Ogef.Kurz (Ross): ma n i'm gone
[02:23] The Real Ziz Lady: lol
[02:23] The Real Ziz Lady: how much you had
[02:23] The Real Ziz Lady: 2 beers?
[02:23] The Real Ziz Lady: 3?
[02:23] The Real Ziz Lady: lol rossy :D
[02:23] 20.PzGr.Ogef.Kurz (Ross): 4-5 beers and a half cup of frangelica and i have no idea what the fuck else
[02:24] The Real Ziz Lady: lol
[02:24] The Real Ziz Lady: your hardcore :P
[02:24] The Real Ziz Lady: xD
[02:24] The Real Ziz Lady: do it moar often :D
[02:24] The Real Ziz Lady: cause i'm worth it.
[02:24] The Real Ziz Lady: lorial
[02:24] 20.PzGr.Ogef.Kurz (Ross): so that's what
[02:24] The Real Ziz Lady: and i cant spell loreal or watever
[02:24] The Real Ziz Lady: lol
[02:24] The Real Ziz Lady: xD
[02:24] 20.PzGr.Ogef.Kurz (Ross): say 4x1.6
[02:24] 20.PzGr.Ogef.Kurz (Ross): standards
[02:25] 20.PzGr.Ogef.Kurz (Ross): plus whatever for the fran
[02:25] 20.PzGr.Ogef.Kurz (Ross): and the other shit
[02:25] The Real Ziz Lady: means you've had like 6 standard drinks :P
[02:25] 20.PzGr.Ogef.Kurz (Ross): i think it was kahlua but i honestly have no idea
[02:25] The Real Ziz Lady: lmao
[02:25] The Real Ziz Lady: u even spell properly while drunk
[02:25] The Real Ziz Lady: WTF MAN
[02:25] The Real Ziz Lady: you'[ve seen mine and dano's typing lmao
[02:26] The Real Ziz Lady: it's all WTF ZILLA GET YOUR FINGER OUTTA MY EAR GAAAAHHHH
[02:26] The Real Ziz Lady: xD
[02:26] 20.PzGr.Ogef.Kurz (Ross): mine is tolerable
[02:26] 20.PzGr.Ogef.Kurz (Ross): because i usually spot the mistakes and fix them
[02:27] 20.PzGr.Ogef.Kurz (Ross): except i'm tired AND pissed
[02:27] 20.PzGr.Ogef.Kurz (Ross): so yeah
[02:27] The Real Ziz Lady: you've havnt made a mistake yet
[02:27] The Real Ziz Lady: WTF
[02:27] The Real Ziz Lady: how the hell am i sposed to quote you drunk
[02:28] The Real Ziz Lady: without any spellign errors and get people to believe me D:
[02:28] 20.PzGr.Ogef.Kurz (Ross): i have actually
[02:28] 20.PzGr.Ogef.Kurz (Ross): at least one
[02:28] 20.PzGr.Ogef.Kurz (Ross): probably more
[02:28] 20.PzGr.Ogef.Kurz (Ross): oh god i can see it now
[02:29] 20.PzGr.Ogef.Kurz (Ross): ross the alcoholic
[02:29] 20.PzGr.Ogef.Kurz (Ross): this rocks
[02:29] The Real Ziz Lady: totally
[02:29] The Real Ziz Lady: \
[02:29] The Real Ziz Lady: your shamed from now on
[02:29] The Real Ziz Lady: once that monkey grabs a hold of you
[02:29] The Real Ziz Lady: theres no letting go
[02:29] The Real Ziz Lady: u need
[02:29] The Real Ziz Lady: more
[02:29] The Real Ziz Lady: MORE!!!
[02:30] The Real Ziz Lady: MOAR

HA! a Spelling mistake!

[Phobias]

...I wish I got drunk off of 6 standard drinks.
Quote from the day after a friends 18th.



Luke says: 2 shots of scotch, 5 jaeger bombs, 4 vodka cruisers, 2 shots of home-brew rum, and 2 beers, 4 straight vodka's and a baileys and you were the most sober person in the fucking room, I mean...who the fuck drinks that much and can actually ride their bike home while texting on your mobile without making a mistake.. What the fuck corbin? Are yu like an Alcoholic or something!? get a hangover?

Corbin - AKA [X] Phobias says: says the guy who threw-up after 2 jaegers and a beer? Also, no.

Luke says: I don't drink often, you alco.

Corbin - AKA [X] Phobias says: ...that was the first time I'd ever drunk, LMAO.

Luke says: BULL-FUCKING-SHIT, DON'T LIE.

[Bodzilla]

but your LOLBEEFCAKE

where ross is LOLSUNLIGHT

[NuggetWarmer]

[15:52] [H3MT]NuggetWarmer: DON'TCHA WISH YOUR GIRLFRIEND WAS HOT LIKE ME?
[15:52] Selentic The Panda: Fuck no

Selentic doesn't want his girlfriend to be hot. :(

[Sel]

Selentic doesn't want his girlfriend to be hot. :(

Just not hot like you.

[Bodzilla]

[21:14] The Real Ziz Lady:
[21:12] &#208;4&#209;&#216; †: i was contemplating getting h2v and hacking it for xp
[21:12] &#208;4&#209;&#216; †: but then i was like
[21:12] &#208;4&#209;&#216; †: :fail:
[21:12] The Real Ziz Lady: dont do it faggot
[21:13] &#208;4&#209;&#216; †: yeah
[21:13] &#208;4&#209;&#216; †: do not want
[21:13] The Real Ziz Lady: get OJ box
[21:13] The Real Ziz Lady: seriously
[21:13] The Real Ziz Lady: do it
[21:13] &#208;4&#209;&#216; †: i wulls
[21:13] The Real Ziz Lady: no you wont
[21:13] The Real Ziz Lady: ;___;
[21:13] &#208;4&#209;&#216; †: i wanna give half life 2 a proper go
[21:13] &#208;4&#209;&#216; †: caus ei only realy played the demo
[21:13] The Real Ziz Lady: you just get my hopes up :(
[21:13] &#208;4&#209;&#216; †: nah will
[21:13] &#208;4&#209;&#216; †: i will*
[21:13] The Real Ziz Lady: promise?
[21:13] &#208;4&#209;&#216; †: yes
[21:13] &#208;4&#209;&#216; †: i want to get it[21:14] The Real Ziz Lady: he will be converted soon enough >: D
[21:15] DA- n &#242;_&#243; b1n8R: >: D
[21:15] DA- n &#242;_&#243; b1n8R: and then we'll sap his sentries kay?
[21:19] The Real Ziz Lady: his sentrys are already sapped
[21:19] The Real Ziz Lady: he just doesnt know it yet >: D
[21:19] DA- n &#242;_&#243; b1n8R: oh
[21:19] DA- n &#242;_&#243; b1n8R: i thought you were making a joke about him and rossie :U
[21:19] The Real Ziz Lady: D:
[21:19] DA- n &#242;_&#243; b1n8R: lmao
[21:20] DA- n &#242;_&#243; b1n8R: that'd be an interesting roleplay
[21:20] DA- n &#242;_&#243; b1n8R: oh no
[21:20] DA- n &#242;_&#243; b1n8R: i hope no spys come along and "sap" my "sentry"
[21:20] The Real Ziz Lady: wtc n00b seriously
[21:20] DA- n &#242;_&#243; b1n8R: :3
[21:21] DA- n &#242;_&#243; b1n8R: OH SHIT THE SPY HAS BEEN REVEALED
[21:21] DA- n &#242;_&#243; b1n8R: QUICK SHOOT IT
[21:21] DA- n &#242;_&#243; b1n8R: oh god lmfao where is this shit coming from xD
[21:21] The Real Ziz Lady: D:
[21:21] DA- n &#242;_&#243; b1n8R: GET IN BEHIND ME DOCTOR
[21:22] DA- n &#242;_&#243; b1n8R: FIRE THE UBER CHARGE
[21:22] The Real Ziz Lady: :gonk:

wtf n00b Seriously :gonk:

[n00b1n8R]

:-3

[JunkfoodMan]

Hot.

[thehoodedsmack]

Good for nothing bots... Can't do Calculus... :mad:



Smack says:
Hey.

- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
Hi Smack. What's up?

Smack says:
Not much. You?

- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
Not much? That's nice. Me, I'm just chillin'.

Smack says:
What's one plus one?

- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
1 + 1 = 2

Smack says:
Cool. What's 4 times 3?

- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
4 * 3 = 12

Smack says:
What's the square root of 16?

- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
sqrt(16) = 4

Smack says:
Nice. What's 3 squared?

- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
3**2 = 9

Smack says:
What's the second dervitive of y = 2x**3 + x**2 - 3x?

- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
I don't know how to answer that.

Smack says:
That's because YOU FAIL!!!


For anyone interested, the actual answer is 12x + 2, I believe.

[Bodzilla]

[17:03] The Real Ziz Lady: dude u know those keyboard rest things
[17:03] The Real Ziz Lady: like the gel thingos
[17:03] Dyl: yu
[17:03] The Real Ziz Lady: i got one
[17:03] The Real Ziz Lady: it's blue
[17:03] The Real Ziz Lady: and looks like half a dildo
[17:03] The Real Ziz Lady: lmao
[17:03] Dyl: anden?
[17:03] Dyl: lol
[17:04] The Real Ziz Lady: and i cant stop playing with it
[17:04] The Real Ziz Lady: it's my figet of choice at the moment
[17:04] Dyl: :raise eyebrow:
[17:04] The Real Ziz Lady: i keep slapping people with it
[17:04] The Real Ziz Lady: o i c wat you did thar.

[Con]

[22:46] xXx KAS Con: everyone says its too bright
[22:46] xXx KAS Con: i say good, let the cave trolls burn
[22:46] mass123123123: it's like I just opened the fucking Lost Ark
[22:46] xXx KAS Con: lol
[22:47] mass123123123: I feel like my face is gonna melt off like that one nazi
[22:47] xXx KAS Con: hahaha
[22:47] mass123123123: I must look like a pirate opening a treasure chest when viewing this forum
[22:47] mass123123123: It's whiter than Rob
[22:48] mass123123123: my god it's like..like...
[22:48] xXx KAS Con: >_>
[22:49] mass123123123: this place is whiter than wonderbread and brighter than sunny's dynamic lighting
[22:49] xXx KAS Con: k, thats it
[22:49] xXx KAS Con: im sigging you
[22:49] mass123123123: I feel like my moniter just switched to a live webcam of the fucking sun
.

[Rob Oplawar]

OrphynSiaette (6:37:34 PM): blah.
OrphynSiaette (6:37:45 PM): blah blah my ego blah
OrphynSiaette (6:40:00 PM): blah blah blah blah blah stuff i already know blah blah
roboplawar (6:41:59 PM): I'm sorry, I have to interrupt you
OrphynSiaette (6:42:00 PM): blah blah i'm ignoring your message blah blah blah
roboplawar (6:42:25 PM): let me preface this by saying that I believe you are an intelligent, well educated individual who probably really knows what he's talking about
OrphynSiaette (6:42:50 PM): blah blah still haven't taken the time to read what you're saying to me blah
roboplawar (6:42:56 PM): that said, for some reason every thing you say to me makes me more annoyed at you
OrphynSiaette (6:45:15 PM): If that's about me bashing, sorry, but blah blah I'm completely missing the point blah
OrphynSiaette (6:45:32 PM): as for you being annoyed, that's good :p
roboplawar (6:45:47 PM): fucking case in point
OrphynSiaette (6:45:56 PM): ^_^
roboplawar (6:46:39 PM): shall we just cut the intervening weeks of argument and counter argument and just call ourselves mortal enemies now?
OrphynSiaette (6:46:51 PM): Haven't we already done that?
roboplawar (6:47:02 PM): alright
OrphynSiaette (6:47:13 PM): Or is it someone else that lives in the rockies?
roboplawar (6:47:32 PM): i feel like i should say something clever as a parting insult
roboplawar (6:47:40 PM): or I could just say something derogatory
roboplawar (6:47:45 PM): I vote for the second
OrphynSiaette (6:47:51 PM): *isn't quite sure why you're considering a parting*
roboplawar (6:48:38 PM): Zeph, I think you are a big headed busybody douchebag ignorant inflammatory failure moderator douchebag
roboplawar (6:48:46 PM): stfu and gtfo
roboplawar (6:48:49 PM): *blocked*
OrphynSiaette signed off at 6:48:55 PM.


... ahem. *remembers why I left h2vista.net in the first place*

[Mass]

... ahem. *remembers why I left h2vista.net in the first place*
He's not ignorant, there's just some sort of sting of pesimistic hate and faint elitism in most of his posts.

It's not that he doesn't know where he's coming from, it's that he knows where he's coming from all too well.

[Rob Oplawar]

I agree with you completely, Mass. I was annoyed and didn't want to waste time trying to come up with a proper string of insults. So I'll say it again.

Zeph,
http://www.spacebrick.net/pictures/blog_gallery/stfu.jpg



edit: My god, there is some justice in these forums after all. Consider my lips zipped.

[Con]

Zeph bash elsewhere please.

[Bodzilla]

I Fucking lol'd!

:XD:

[paladin]

Who ever controls the past, controls the future. Who ever controls the future, controls the past


in my fav 5.

[DaneO'Roo]

[20:35] Ð4ÑØ †: zilla called it a "white jelly bean"
[20:35] Ð4ÑØ †: cause thats waht it tasted like
[20:36] Ð4ÑØ †: but when he added absitnhe and sambuca
[20:36] Ð4ÑØ †: it was a black jelybean :fail:
[20:36] Ð4ÑØ †: so licorishness + vomit + bile = holy fuck aroma
[20:36] Ð4ÑØ †: :waft:
[20:36] Ð4ÑØ †: :gagchoke:
[20:37] 20.PzGr.Ogef.Kurz (Ross): :gonk:
[20:37] 20.PzGr.Ogef.Kurz (Ross): yeah we were playing drinking games
[20:37] 20.PzGr.Ogef.Kurz (Ross): and i got fucked up
[20:37] 20.PzGr.Ogef.Kurz (Ross): we were drawing cards from a circle
[20:37] Ð4ÑØ †: you mean :gonk:
[20:37] 20.PzGr.Ogef.Kurz (Ross): and had to do an action for that number
[20:37] Ð4ÑØ †: ohhhh
[20:37] 20.PzGr.Ogef.Kurz (Ross): tanya on my right wanted to stay sober for the next morning
[20:37] 20.PzGr.Ogef.Kurz (Ross): so she had a huge glass of water
[20:38] Ð4ÑØ †: wasnt water it was VODAK MIRITE
[20:38] 20.PzGr.Ogef.Kurz (Ross): and i pulled the "drink until the person to your left stops" card
[20:38] 20.PzGr.Ogef.Kurz (Ross): facepalm.jpg
[20:38] Ð4ÑØ †: OHSHIT
[20:38] 20.PzGr.Ogef.Kurz (Ross): one and a half bottles of beer in about a minute
[20:38] 20.PzGr.Ogef.Kurz (Ross): TOO MUCH GAS
[20:38] Ð4ÑØ †: yuck
[20:38] Ð4ÑØ †: i cant handle that shit
[20:38] 20.PzGr.Ogef.Kurz (Ross): so i had a fucking epic burp
[20:38] Ð4ÑØ †: beer goes down like camel piss to me
[20:38] Ð4ÑØ †: if thats what camel piss tasted like
[20:38] 20.PzGr.Ogef.Kurz (Ross): yeah man i thought i was gonna hurl
[20:39] Ð4ÑØ †: teh first 3 swigs are bearable
[20:39] Ð4ÑØ †: but the n your tounge begins to hate you
[20:39] Ð4ÑØ †: and then your stomach hates your tounge
[20:39] Ð4ÑØ †: then they both just tag team you into the carpet
[20:39] Ð4ÑØ †: :hairslushie:

[Bodzilla]

it'll already had Absinthe in it when it was a white jelly beam :downs:

thats right, you where drinking absinthe longer then you knew you where >: D
:evil:

[DaneO'Roo]

oh what the fuck.

[Bodzilla]

well i couldnt make a youtube video about you being drunk and receive 9 honours for various lol'z and ratings, if your sober can I.

:evil:
>: D

[DaneO'Roo]

touche'

>:U

[Bodzilla]

so when you gunna fucking fix my shower screen door >:U
it's still broken >:U!

[DaneO'Roo]

ROFL SERIOUSLY?
Yeah, people I broke his shower door when I was drunk, because I couldn't figure out whether the door went inwards, outwards, upwards or side to side.

whoops

[Bodzilla]

:shakesfist:

[Sel]

[20:55] ssɐɯ: ok
[20:56] ssɐɯ: heres how it woeks
[20:56] ssɐɯ: yo us send a pciture of you holding your ass open like goatrse
[20:56] ssɐɯ: and than I beat off
[20:56] ssɐɯ: take a picture of my dick and cum
[20:56] ssɐɯ: and you finher yoursefl and get off on that


Mass had a little too much to drink!

[n00b1n8R]

Mass had a little too much to drink!
understatement of the year. :v

E:













I've been in this community far too long to just go away http://sa.tweek.us/emots/images/emot-colbert.gif
It's never too late. http://sa.tweek.us/emots/images/emot-colbert.gif
You'd think so, but you'd be wrong.
Nope.
Oh, okay Mr. Greatly respected halo community member :S
Pardon?
ya heard
But didn't understand.
I was disrespecting your authoritah
I was disrespecting your total lack of authority.
Honestly, I have a lot more authority than you in this community :SWhy?
because i 3shot bitches all night long
Who is this douche anyway?

[Pooky]

blind's just a cunt who's cool on the interwebs
or at least he thinks he is

[Sel]

understatement of the year. :v

E:

Who is this douche anyway?

Hes that guy I told "Your mouth would be hotter if it were embracing my cock" a while back.

[n00b1n8R]

blind's just a cunt who's cool on the interwebs
or at least he thinks he is
Every single post he makes seems to re-enforce that view too.

[TeeKup]

Mass had a little too much to drink!

Why didn't he say this to me. D:

[Sel]

Why didn't he say this to me. D:

:lol:

Nice teek.

[13:07] -CS- Nugget: the cut tool works wonders too
[13:08] Selentic The Panda: What about the tits tool
[13:08] -CS- Nugget: what about the penis tool
[13:08] Selentic The Panda: What about using those two together

[n00b1n8R]

Why didn't he say this to me. D:
You would have done it? :o

[Emmzee]

<Emmzee> I have this bad fucking cold
<Emmzee> seriously, it's fucking bullshit
<Emmzee> I got like 3 hours of fucking sleep last night.
<techdemon> Hi, my name is Emmzee. I like to bitch about my problems in IRC!
<Emmzee> hey tech, guess what
<techdemon> what
*techdemon has left the channel (reason: Banned)
<Emmzee> THAT'S WHAT BITCH.
<flyingwaffles> lol

[PlasbianX]

<Emmzee> I have this bad fucking cold
<Emmzee> seriously, it's fucking bullshit
<Emmzee> I got like 3 hours of fucking sleep last night.
<techdemon> Hi, my name is Emmzee. I like to bitch about my problems in IRC!
<Emmzee> hey tech, guess what
<techdemon> what
*techdemon has left the channel (reason: Banned)
<Emmzee> THAT'S WHAT BITCH.
<flyingwaffles> lol

Server and channel name, GIMME.

[Mass]

[23:28] roboplawar: ... OW FUCKING OW
[23:28] roboplawar: holy fucking jesus christ on a motherucking pony
[23:28] mass123123123: ...
[23:28] roboplawar: that was the biggest, fastest, and most painful shit I have ever taken in my life
[23:28] mass123123123: LOL
[23:28] roboplawar: ow
[23:28] roboplawar: I feel like I've just been ass raped
[23:29] roboplawar: by a stick covered in acid
[23:29] roboplawar: with spikes

[Rob Oplawar]

^
mass123123123 (10:31:38 PM): http://www.modacity.net/forums/showthread.php?p=239006#post239006
roboplawar (10:31:58 PM): ... how did I know you were gonna post that?

[FlyingStone]

FlyingStone: i should tell zilla to bend over
n00b1n8R: he totally would for you
FlyingStone: hes not responding
FlyingStone: unless he is taking pics
FlyingStone: :O
n00b1n8R: of what
FlyingStone: i told him to bend over
n00b1n8R: omfg zilla goatse DO NOT WANT
FlyingStone: NO
FlyingStone: DO WANT
FlyingStone: :D
n00b1n8R: THAT IS GROSS U R GROSS
FlyingStone: MB MB MB :D
n00b1n8R: :D

Still hasn't sent me a message back :(

[Bodzilla]

wtf is up with you freaks >_>

[n00b1n8R]

cock nothing.

[TeeKup]

wtf is up with you freaks >_>

I'm giving everyone The Gay. :3

[Firerain]

From a different forum;

"You are a massive snowball of stupidity plummeting down Mount Failure, and man, it is a long way to the bottom"

[Aerowyn]

^ and what website would THIS be?

I do not trust this stranger D:

[Firerain]

http://forums.facepunchstudios.com

I'm banned there now.

[ExAm]

http://forums.facepunchstudios.com

I'm banned there now.
Isn't everyone?

[Firerain]

Well pretty much every active account there is an alternate account.

[n00b1n8R]

In before ross.

[Emmzee]

ROSS IS HIS OWN ALT HOLY SHIT

[rossmum]

agamemnon582bc: oh, you know what, maybe I'll play Crysis
agamemnon582bc: how about you? Do you play Crysis?
agamemnon582bc: :D
rossmum: GO EAT DICK
rossmum: AT LEAST I DON'T BUY AN AMD CPU AND PENTIUM MOBO
take that

[Agamemnon]

You forgot to post the rest:


agamemnon582bc: that was a joke
rossmum: ahahaha i'm sorry, who built their pc and got it working first time
agamemnon582bc: owait, you're not in the conspiracy are you?
agamemnon582bc: you wouldn't know that...
rossmum: :v:
rossmum: tell the faggots to re-add me
agamemnon582bc: ask yourself. I didn't even ask.
agamemnon582bc: maybe because I don't look like this
agamemnon582bc: http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v519/Agamemnon582bc/Random%202/downspedosmile.jpg

[rossmum]

no you look like a kitten murderer instead

[Agamemnon]

You kitten fucker you. Go find Atty's sister and be a good little pedo. :haw:

[n00b1n8R]

Despite my better judgment, I'm going to ask.
Where did the whole "ross is a pedo" thing come from?

[Agamemnon]

He posted a discussion about how this 14-year-old girl liked him and he didn't know what to do and asked for our help. He even said he liked the girl but kept saying it would be "illegal."

Ah, good times.

[rossmum]

THAT WAS AGES AGO FYI AND BESIDES YOU KNOW I WAS NEVER SRS ABOUT THAT

the one i am serious about is 17 so die

[Agamemnon]

You lie like a rug.

Also, l2likelessdamagedwomen :downs:

[rossmum]

shut up i never lie

fuck

[Bodzilla]

You lie like a rug.

Also, l2likelessdamagedwomen :downs:
hey man the Crazy ones always get me hey.

a few weeks ago i picked up a News paper and saw this chick on the front and thought "hey she looks pretty cool and interesting, i could go out with someone like her"

i read on.
Alcoholic farther used to beat up her mother, then started beating her,
her mother then started lashing out at her.
she went into foster homes until she went out on the streets,
which is when she became addicted to Heroine and alcohol
and Sold herself on the street to pay for these addictions
and tried to commit suicide a multiple amounts of time.

and that is when she found the light of the lord.

my exact words where "god fucking dam i'm messed up, i mean seriously, what the fuck."

[n00b1n8R]

Your not messed up.
You based your initial thoughts of her on her appearance, which was all you could have.

Still, hearing about shit like that happening makes me sick. :/

[Bodzilla]

nah man, it's pretty much how all my relationships have gone so far.

*sigh*

[FlyingStone]

rossmum: FUCKING INTERNET
FlyingStone: xD
rossmum is now Offline.
rossmum is now Online.
rossmum is now Offline.
rossmum is now Online.
rossmum is now Offline.
rossmum is now Online.
rossmum is now Offline.
rossmum is now Online.
rossmum is now Offline.
rossmum is now Online.
rossmum is now Offline.

Poor ross D:

[rossmum]

I AM GOING TO FUCKING KILL EXETEL

[Rob Oplawar]

Every time I start getting depressed about how shitty my Comcast service is here, I just remember "it could be worse. I could live in Australia."
*shudders*
Australia always makes the US seem better by comparison.
>=D
[/rabblerousing]

[Agamemnon]

Every time I start getting depressed about how shitty my Comcast service is here, I just remember "it could be worse. I could live in Australia."
*shudders*
Australia always makes the US seem better by comparison.
>=D
[/rabblerousing]
I dunno, Comcast sucks some serious ass. I was without cable and the Internet for the past six hours, to which Comcast support (who know shit all about what's going on, apparently) assured me that there was "no problem."

/anthraxlettermailed

[n00b1n8R]

:lmao:

[Rob Oplawar]

:lmao:

.

[n00b1n8R]

[13:53] n000b1n8R: come back to h2v fag
[13:55] Crembaw is A Hug: FUCK YOU I AM PLAYING GOD DAMMIT
[13:55] n000b1n8R: you are playing god?
[13:55] n000b1n8R: DON'T FUCK WITH THAT SHIT MAN
[13:55] n000b1n8R: THERE ARE SOME THINGS MAN WAS NOT SUPPOSED TO DO
[13:55] Crembaw is A Hug: Shut up
[13:55] Crembaw is A Hug: GOD
[13:55] n000b1n8R: OH SHIT YOU FOUND OUT MY REAL IDENTITY
[13:55] n000b1n8R: FUCK FUCK FUCK
[13:55] *** "Crembaw is A Hug" signed off at Sat Apr 12 13:55:46 2008.
:<

[rossmum]

It's Skiiran.

[Bad Waffle]

roboplawar (10:40:47 PM): who's lauren?
WAVE OF LAG (10:40:57 PM): who?
roboplawar (10:41:22 PM): cute
WAVE OF LAG (10:41:34 PM): you are a pedophile
roboplawar (10:41:43 PM): no
roboplawar (10:41:50 PM): i said you're cute

[Mass]

huh?
WHO IS LAUREN OMG TELL ME TELL ME TELL ME
Does rob have nothing better to do? :-3

[Rob Oplawar]

Yes, because, you see, when I am on the computer, I just log into aim and then stare at my friends' status messages, and the very moment they change, I immediately ask them questions about it over and over, not because they have made a peculiar statement that makes me curious and would not have posted it that way unless they wanted people to be curious about it, but because I am a complete loser with no life and have absolutely nothing better to do than hang on their every word. Yes, I just sit there staring at a blank screen, just waiting for a response. And no, the reason I ask the same question repeatedly is not because I got no answer the first time I asked it and quite often my messages get lost in the ether because my friends appear online when they aren't, but because I am REALLY REALLY INTERESTED AND CARE ABOUT NOTHING ELSE IN THE WORLD.

:3
e: >:U
can't use the same smiley as Mass just used.

[ExAm]

TIA-Homicide: sup
=VAI=DMK447 [ExAm]: sup
TIA-Homicide: y cant i send u a file
=VAI=DMK447 [ExAm]: dunno
TIA-Homicide: i can do it for any other guy'
TIA-Homicide: i just want to tell u how im feeling
=VAI=DMK447 [ExAm]: lol?
TIA-Homicide: you know the rules and so do i
=VAI=DMK447 [ExAm]: oh snap

:(

[Bodzilla]

[22:35] The Real Ziz Lady: have you finished Crysis?
[22:35] #JaLLy: the campaign yes
[22:35] The Real Ziz Lady: i cant figure out how to get to the mutha fucking tac gun to blow up the mutha fucking alien warship
[22:35] The Real Ziz Lady: how the fuck do i get underground to it
[22:35] The Real Ziz Lady: or where ever hte fuck it is
[22:35] #JaLLy: which alien ship
[22:35] The Real Ziz Lady: because i've gone to the nav point
[22:35] The Real Ziz Lady: and i'm on the carrier <)M
[22:35] #JaLLy: the big one or the smaller one
[22:36] The Real Ziz Lady: Big
[22:36] The Real Ziz Lady: the one that floats in the water
[22:36] #JaLLy: shoot at the gunners of the ship
[22:36] The Real Ziz Lady: and the chopper drains it sheild
[22:36] The Real Ziz Lady: done
[22:36] The Real Ziz Lady: i cant find hte fucking tac gun or watever you need tho
[22:36] #JaLLy: Oh
[22:36] The Real Ziz Lady: >_<
[22:36] #JaLLy: it's that big gun you got
[22:36] #JaLLy: =S
[22:36] The Real Ziz Lady: the missle launcher?
[22:36] #JaLLy: you should have it
[22:36] #JaLLy: no
[22:37] The Real Ziz Lady: you mean the fucking nuke one?
[22:37] The Real Ziz Lady: i dont have it >_<
[22:37] #JaLLy: in the beginning of the lvl they hide a gun behind a glass
[22:37] The Real Ziz Lady: went to pick it up and it wouldnt let me
[22:37] The Real Ziz Lady: now how hte fuckl d i get back down.
[22:37] #JaLLy: :S
[22:37] The Real Ziz Lady: your kidding me
[22:37] The Real Ziz Lady: so i have to like restart.
[22:37] The Real Ziz Lady: >_____________________________________________>
[22:37] #JaLLy: ummm
[22:37] #JaLLy: yes
[22:37] #JaLLy: :V
[22:38] The Real Ziz Lady: WHAT THE FUCK CRYTEK FUCKING FUCKERS WITH THE FUCK STAINS
[22:38] #JaLLy: rofl
[22:38] #JaLLy: u baddy !


NOT FUCKING HAPPY

[Sel]

You have that "I wanted to do something with my life, but my husband said no" look.

Deserved to be posted here

[Agamemnon]

iAtty (12:06:13 PM): he's one of the guys I'd consider meeting in real life
Agamemnon582bc (12:06:17 PM): Like Neuro
iAtty (12:06:22 PM): no
iAtty (12:06:22 PM): no
iAtty (12:06:23 PM): no
iAtty (12:06:23 PM): no
iAtty (12:06:23 PM): no
iAtty (12:06:24 PM): no
iAtty (12:06:24 PM): no
iAtty (12:06:25 PM): no
iAtty (12:06:25 PM): no





Agamemnon582bc (1:46:43 PM): http://jcap.h2vista.net/files/halo/Aga.wmv
iAtty (1:47:44 PM): oph
iAtty (1:47:45 PM): my
iAtty (1:47:45 PM): go
iAtty (1:47:46 PM): d
iAtty (1:51:12 PM): sotp
iAtty (1:51:13 PM): laughing
iAtty (1:51:15 PM): its ruining the story
Agamemnon582bc (1:51:49 PM): That's WoL :\
iAtty (1:52:03 PM): WHAT I DO NOT SOUND LIKE THAT





iAtty (10:39:51 PM): WELL FUCK YOU ALRIGHT
iAtty (10:39:55 PM): LOVE IS COMPLICATED
iAtty (10:39:59 PM): so is my stomach ache
iAtty (10:40:00 PM): ugh
Agamemnon582bc (10:40:04 PM): Yes yes, "love"
iAtty (10:40:08 PM): I blame the bag of MandMs and then the rice and fish
iAtty (10:40:09 PM): ugh
Agamemnon582bc (10:40:19 PM): That doesn't sound like a good combination
iAtty (10:40:26 PM): no
iAtty (10:40:29 PM): i'm running to your house
iAtty (10:40:36 PM): thats only a 10 hour sprint
Agamemnon582bc (10:40:40 PM): Get with the running then
Agamemnon582bc (10:40:46 PM): Don't take a shit on my lawn though
iAtty (10:40:54 PM): lol
iAtty (10:40:55 PM): neuro
Agamemnon582bc (10:40:51 PM): I'll mistake you for neuro
iAtty (10:40:57 PM): I'm not neuro
iAtty (10:40:59 PM): LOL
Agamemnon582bc (10:40:55 PM): lmao
iAtty (10:41:12 PM): Naw, I'll just wipe my ass on your car door handle


Agamemnon582bc (10:50:32 PM): Mother fuck, your obsession for a woman is rubbing off on me
iAtty (10:50:52 PM): lol
iAtty (10:50:53 PM): sorry
iAtty (10:50:54 PM): ;_;
iAtty (10:50:57 PM): but she's so wonderful
iAtty (10:51:01 PM): ;_;
iAtty (10:51:02 PM): //wrists///
iAtty (10:51:06 PM): HELP ME I CUT MYSELF
iAtty (10:51:07 PM): every day
iAtty (10:51:09 PM): while shaving
iAtty (10:51:11 PM): ;_;
Agamemnon582bc (10:51:07 PM): Simmer down there Stealth


iAtty (10:52:30 PM): I use a womans razor
iAtty (10:52:38 PM): to shave
iAtty (10:52:38 PM): D;
iAtty (10:52:41 PM): my
iAtty (10:52:42 PM): uhh
iAtty (10:52:44 PM): well
iAtty (10:52:44 PM): yeah
Agamemnon582bc (10:52:48 PM): You sad, sad man
iAtty (10:52:56 PM): HEY
Agamemnon582bc (10:52:58 PM): Sorry, WOman
iAtty (10:53:05 PM): lol
iAtty (10:53:11 PM): nothing wrong with shaving your arm pits
iAtty (10:53:12 PM): gosh
iAtty (10:53:16 PM): especially when you work shirtless
iAtty (10:53:16 PM): jeez
iAtty (10:53:24 PM): >_>
Agamemnon582bc (10:53:32 PM): YOU SHAVE YOUR ARM PITS?
Agamemnon582bc (10:53:35 PM): WTF
iAtty (10:53:44 PM): no
iAtty (10:53:45 PM): .
iAtty (10:53:47 PM): faggot
iAtty (10:53:55 PM): I shaved my leg once
iAtty (10:54:06 PM): just for shits and giggles in soph more year
Agamemnon582bc (10:54:06 PM): Suuure
iAtty (10:54:12 PM): now one leg is hairier then my other
iAtty (10:54:13 PM): ;D
Agamemnon582bc (10:54:17 PM): And I guess you only got sodomized once as well
Agamemnon582bc (10:54:21 PM): just for shits and giggles
iAtty (10:54:30 PM): i've only been aorund neuro once, so sure


Agamemnon582bc (11:27:37 PM): no no, what we'll do is drive to your girl's place
iAtty (11:27:50 PM): orlando
Agamemnon582bc (11:27:47 PM): and then tell her how every time you choke the chicken you think of her
iAtty (11:27:53 PM): don't know her name
iAtty (11:27:58 PM): WHAT
iAtty (11:27:59 PM): FUCK YOU
iAtty (11:28:00 PM): I DO NOT
iAtty (11:28:06 PM): she does that for me file:///C:/DOCUME%7E1/AGAMEM%7E1/LOCALS%7E1/Temp/msohtml1/01/clip_image001.gif
iAtty (11:28:08 PM): file:///C:/DOCUME%7E1/AGAMEM%7E1/LOCALS%7E1/Temp/msohtml1/01/clip_image001.gif
iAtty (11:28:09 PM): file:///C:/DOCUME%7E1/AGAMEM%7E1/LOCALS%7E1/Temp/msohtml1/01/clip_image001.gif
iAtty (11:28:09 PM): file:///C:/DOCUME%7E1/AGAMEM%7E1/LOCALS%7E1/Temp/msohtml1/01/clip_image001.gif
iAtty (11:28:10 PM): file:///C:/DOCUME%7E1/AGAMEM%7E1/LOCALS%7E1/Temp/msohtml1/01/clip_image002.gif
iAtty (11:28:11 PM): file:///C:/DOCUME%7E1/AGAMEM%7E1/LOCALS%7E1/Temp/msohtml1/01/clip_image002.gif
iAtty (11:28:11 PM): file:///C:/DOCUME%7E1/AGAMEM%7E1/LOCALS%7E1/Temp/msohtml1/01/clip_image002.gif
iAtty (11:28:13 PM): did
Agamemnon582bc (11:28:10 PM): From Orlando?
iAtty (11:28:15 PM): D;
iAtty (11:28:18 PM): long arms
Agamemnon582bc (11:28:17 PM): What is she, Mr. Fantastic?
iAtty (11:28:24 PM): Mrs.
iAtty (11:28:24 PM): tbh
iAtty (11:28:27 PM): yes
Agamemnon582bc (11:28:24 PM): Mr. you mean
iAtty (11:28:32 PM): no
iAtty (11:28:42 PM): I DO NOT HAVE SEXUAL RELATIONS WITH GUYS
iAtty (11:28:45 PM): except that one time
iAtty (11:28:48 PM): but he looked like a girl





Agamemnon582bc (12:36:56 AM): How much have you spent on computer software?
iAtty (12:37:17 AM): software?
iAtty (12:37:19 AM): or all together?
iAtty (12:37:25 AM): just software, proabbaly like 300
iAtty (12:37:28 AM): thats for two OS's
Agamemnon582bc (12:37:30 AM): altogether
iAtty (12:37:48 AM): $1,356.84
iAtty (12:37:52 AM): $287.59
iAtty (12:37:56 AM): $40.07
iAtty (12:38:00 AM): $77.52
iAtty (12:38:05 AM): 293.17
iAtty (12:38:12 AM): $223.26
iAtty (12:38:16 AM): +151
iAtty (12:38:18 AM): so
iAtty (12:38:20 AM): whatever that is
Agamemnon582bc (12:38:26 AM): The fuck you building, Optimus Prime?
iAtty (12:38:33 AM): thats only dating back to 9/4/2006 2:01:09 PM
iAtty (12:38:40 AM): I've been shopping at the egg since 05


iAtty (12:42:51 AM): I have like 20GB of porn
iAtty (12:42:53 AM): all in 1080p
iAtty (12:42:56 AM): >_>
Agamemnon582bc (12:42:56 AM): !_!
iAtty (12:43:15 AM): When you can see the glands producing the lubricant in her pussy
iAtty (12:43:16 AM): you know its HD
iAtty (12:43:17 AM): D;
Agamemnon582bc (12:43:37 AM): Fuck that, it's probably cheaper to get a hooker
iAtty (12:43:47 AM): no
iAtty (12:43:50 AM): its cheaper to fall in love
iAtty (12:43:51 AM): ;_;
Agamemnon582bc (12:43:58 AM): God damn, you emo-slut
iAtty (12:44:07 AM): FUCK I AM SORRY
iAtty (12:44:11 AM): I CANT STOP THINKING ABOUT HER
iAtty (12:44:15 AM): AND THE TIMES WE SPENT TOGETHER
iAtty (12:44:22 AM): Those times she laid inmy bed
iAtty (12:44:26 AM): just staring at each other
iAtty (12:44:33 AM): the odd touch, a kiss here or there
iAtty (12:44:35 AM): ;_;
iAtty (12:44:42 AM): ;_;
iAtty (12:44:43 AM): ;_;
iAtty (12:44:45 AM): //wrists//


iAtty (1:00:20 AM): you can never download more then 3.0GB/s, becuase thats SATA's limit, and you will never breach 45mb/s a second because most Hds can't write any faster
iAtty (1:00:40 AM): so, you'll probably be transfering at 35MB/s
iAtty (1:00:57 AM): which is a lot, sure, but that would still take more then 7 hours
Agamemnon582bc (1:01:10 AM): For $7,359.99, I better be able to download Rossmum's entire posting history in a few hours
iAtty (1:01:27 AM): thjat would take seconds
Agamemnon582bc (1:01:30 AM): Seconds?
Agamemnon582bc (1:01:35 AM): Are you kidding?
iAtty (1:01:40 AM): since the raw HTML data is probably like a few megabytes
iAtty (1:01:49 AM): 20 thousand posts
iAtty (1:01:54 AM): each post being 10kb each
Agamemnon582bc (1:02:02 AM): Only 20 thousand?
Agamemnon582bc (1:02:05 AM): Are you sure?
iAtty (1:02:15 AM): Total size of hard disk(s) 671 GB
Disk partition (Cfile:///C:/DOCUME%7E1/AGAMEM%7E1/LOCALS%7E1/Temp/msohtml1/01/clip_image001.gif 25 GB Free (298 GB Total)
Disk partition (Dfile:///C:/DOCUME%7E1/AGAMEM%7E1/LOCALS%7E1/Temp/msohtml1/01/clip_image001.gif 62 GB Free (298 GB Total)
Disk partition (Efile:///C:/DOCUME%7E1/AGAMEM%7E1/LOCALS%7E1/Temp/msohtml1/01/clip_image001.gif 12 GB Free (74 GB Total)
iAtty (1:02:51 AM): he's got 3k at gbx
iAtty (1:02:53 AM): 7k at h2v
iAtty (1:02:54 AM): thats 10k
iAtty (1:03:02 AM): and another 10k divided between whatever other ofrums
iAtty (1:03:04 AM): xfire, etc
Agamemnon582bc (1:03:14 AM): plus text messages
Agamemnon582bc (1:03:19 AM): and porn forums
Agamemnon582bc (1:04:11 AM): Plus what about his pps?
iAtty (1:04:16 AM): no one posts on porn forums
iAtty (1:04:25 AM): they just lurk
Agamemnon582bc (1:04:43 AM): Ross doesn't lurk; he drop kicks people in forums. It's his thing.


Agamemnon582bc (1:18:08 AM): I
Agamemnon582bc (1:18:09 AM): Am
Agamemnon582bc (1:18:10 AM): going
Agamemnon582bc (1:18:11 AM): to
Agamemnon582bc (1:18:12 AM): stab
Agamemnon582bc (1:18:12 AM): you
Agamemnon582bc (1:18:13 AM): in
Agamemnon582bc (1:18:14 AM): the
Agamemnon582bc (1:18:15 AM): fucking
Agamemnon582bc (1:18:16 AM): face
iAtty (1:18:21 AM): why
Agamemnon582bc (1:18:35 AM): Because I'd probably find it funny.
iAtty (1:18:44 AM): lol
Agamemnon582bc (1:18:44 AM): Because you'd still go on about her.
iAtty (1:18:53 AM): WELL
iAtty (1:18:55 AM): I'll stop
Agamemnon582bc (1:18:56 AM): Suuure
iAtty (1:19:02 AM): Back to more pressing matters
Agamemnon582bc (1:18:59 AM): like hell you will
iAtty (1:19:06 AM): THE INTERNET
iAtty (1:19:07 AM): SHUT UP
Agamemnon582bc (1:19:07 AM): D:
iAtty (1:19:12 AM): I CANT HELP THAT I AM IN LOVE WITH HER
iAtty (1:19:15 AM): I'll pay for you
iAtty (1:19:16 AM): err
iAtty (1:19:17 AM): pay you
iAtty (1:19:18 AM): uh





iAtty (1:24:10 AM): Hey
iAtty (1:24:18 AM): The only girl I've ever been sexual with was older
iAtty (1:24:20 AM): fuck you, slut
iAtty (1:24:27 AM): kissing under age girls is legal
iAtty (1:24:28 AM): >_>
Agamemnon582bc (1:24:34 AM): Didn't stop you and Rossmum, now did it?
iAtty (1:24:44 AM): he's in aussie
iAtty (1:24:50 AM): they encourage under age sex there


iAtty (3:10:41 PM): aggy aggy aggy
iAtty (3:10:45 PM): ATTY ATTY ATTY
Agamemnon582bc (3:10:56 PM): om nom nom nom?


Auto Response from iAtty (3:11:01 PM): [13:15] Kornywoman: marry me so we can have little rossmums of our own D;
[13:15] iAtty: k

As you can tell I'm getting married, going to WA for our honney moon, gonna visit Bungie. ;D




iAtty (3:54:13 PM): Also, this giant person with like 4000 cocks is disturbing me
iAtty (3:54:14 PM): because
iAtty (3:54:15 PM): I can't
iAtty (3:54:17 PM): tell
iAtty (3:54:20 PM): if where his real cock is
iAtty (3:54:21 PM): is real
iAtty (3:54:22 PM): or not
iAtty (3:54:28 PM): http://fukung.net/images/363/73pt-med.jpg
iAtty (3:54:29 PM): i mean
iAtty (3:54:31 PM): I know its fake
Agamemnon582bc (3:54:27 PM): Why are you even paying that much detail to it?
iAtty (3:54:40 PM): ITS BEEN ON MY WINDOW FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES
iAtty (3:54:43 PM): while I chatted
iAtty (3:54:44 PM): on windows
iAtty (3:54:45 PM): infront
iAtty (3:54:45 PM): it
iAtty (3:54:46 PM): ><
Agamemnon582bc (3:54:52 PM): You mean while you fapped to it


Agamemnon582bc (3:58:31 PM): [21:43] iAtty: MY HEART, SHE ACHES
iAtty (3:58:46 PM): I HAVE HEART PROBLEMS FFS


Agamemnon582bc (4:11:51 PM): Though if there is one 64 game I'd like to play again, it would be OOT
iAtty (4:14:19 PM): OOT? Agamemnon582bc (4:14:21 PM): Ocarina of Time?
iAtty (4:14:33 PM): never played Zelda
iAtty (4:14:33 PM): >_>
iAtty (4:21:08 PM): sorry
iAtty (4:21:30 PM): Should I go play them now?
iAtty (4:21:32 PM): err
Agamemnon582bc (4:21:35 PM): You're telling me you've never played a Zelda game?
Agamemnon582bc (4:21:43 PM): That's like not masturbating
Agamemnon582bc (4:21:49 PM): And don't tell you haven't, Stealth
iAtty (4:21:56 PM): I don't masterbate either
iAtty (4:21:58 PM): don't want babies
Agamemnon582bc (4:22:04 PM): :gonk: to the infinite power

[Sel]

http://jcap.h2vista.net/files/halo/Aga.wmv


What the fuck is this shit, its lulzy.

[Roostervier]

That's honestly the first time you heard that? I downloaded it like... almost a year ago. :X

[Sel]

[22:40] ssɐɯ: well fuck you I like the curves :D
[22:41] Selentic The Panda: :D
[22:41] Selentic The Panda: Because they look like my ass?
[22:41] Selentic The Panda: :D
[22:41] ssɐɯ: we both know the only thing that looks like your ass is lunar surface :D
[22:42] Selentic The Panda: :O
[22:42] Selentic The Panda: Well from all the times you missed my asshole with your penis
[22:42] Selentic The Panda: its bound to make dents
[22:42] Selentic The Panda: :|
[22:42] ssɐɯ: yes well
[22:42] ssɐɯ: my penis does attack with a raging boner powerful as an asteroid.

[Co Redsonic]

[13:37] «Co Redsonic™»: sv_ban ODX
[13:37] ØÐX: Fail
[13:37] «Co Redsonic™»: xD
[13:37] ØÐX: sv_ban ØÐX
[13:37] ØÐX: OSHI-

We were playing around. xD

[Sel]

[13:37] «Co Redsonic™»: sv_ban ODX
[13:37] ØÐX: Fail
[13:37] «Co Redsonic™»: xD
[13:37] ØÐX: sv_ban ØÐX
[13:37] ØÐX: OSHI-

We were playing around. xD

Ban that botter.

[Rob Oplawar]

Trying to patch my tattered friendship with WoL. It always goes the same way:
I make a self-deprecating joke, he takes it seriously and tells me how much I suck.
I take mock offense, but still introspect to see if his argument is legitimate.
I then present him with what I have discovered about myself, asking for no more than a moment of his time to at least consider it, and find that he is busy with something else.
Again I take mock offense, and then he snaps at me, throwing harsh accusations left and right, stressing about his own life, telling me to stfu and leave him alone, and finally telling me to calm the fuck down.



roboplawar (10:05:11 PM): WoL
roboplawar (10:05:15 PM): tell me something
WAVE OF LAG (10:05:20 PM): http://www.shinybinary.com/
roboplawar (10:05:25 PM): is it because I'm annoying?
roboplawar (10:05:30 PM): do I complain too much?
WAVE OF LAG (10:05:39 PM): huh?
roboplawar (10:05:42 PM): do I whine?
roboplawar (10:05:54 PM): or am I just so awesome that you feel ashamed to be in my presence?
roboplawar (10:06:06 PM): Why don't you ever talk to me anymore?
WAVE OF LAG (10:06:09 PM): no, its because you're worse than a 15 year old girl
roboplawar (10:06:10 PM): :saddowns:
WAVE OF LAG (10:06:46 PM): you bitch more than most girls, too
WAVE OF LAG (10:06:50 PM): thats not good
roboplawar (10:07:21 PM): I try to make conversation
WAVE OF LAG (10:07:35 PM): you shouldnt have to try, thats the point
WAVE OF LAG (10:07:43 PM): you dont always have to make convo, k
roboplawar (10:08:01 PM): maybe my life just sucks so much that the things that come naturally for me to talk about are shitty things that happen to me?
WAVE OF LAG (10:08:28 PM): maybe everybodys life sucks, but they deal with it a bit better
roboplawar (10:08:34 PM): also, yeah I know I don't always have to make conversation, but let me prove a point here by checking my im logs
roboplawar (10:09:09 PM): also, why does everybody say "stop being a pathetic whiny loser" when I'm trying to make a joke?
WAVE OF LAG (10:09:35 PM): wait what
roboplawar (10:09:50 PM): roboplawar (10:08:01 PM): maybe my life just sucks so much that the things that come naturally for me to talk about are shitty things that happen to me?
WAVE OF LAG (10:08:28 PM): maybe everybodys life sucks, but they deal with it a bit better
WAVE OF LAG (10:09:55 PM): maybe because they're tired of the bitching, or the jokes are stupid or irrelevant
roboplawar (10:09:58 PM): stop being deliberately obtuse
WAVE OF LAG (10:10:03 PM): or maybe you're data
WAVE OF LAG (10:10:05 PM): ARE YOU DATA
roboplawar (10:11:02 PM): oh, I figured it out
roboplawar (10:11:21 PM): I was looking through my aim logs tring to see when was the last time we had a real conversation
WAVE OF LAG (10:11:25 PM): you're a bloody robot
roboplawar (10:11:28 PM): it was April 2
WAVE OF LAG (10:11:36 PM): eh?
roboplawar (10:11:45 PM): incidentally, the conversation was about how much I hate Zeph with a burning passion
roboplawar (10:11:52 PM): =P
roboplawar (10:13:35 PM): ever mature and considerate wol, has declined to comment in favor of going back to ignoring rob
roboplawar (10:13:37 PM): classic wol
WAVE OF LAG (10:13:57 PM): sorry, im doing my work
roboplawar (10:13:59 PM): you're not my favorite online buddy any more. you're out, mass is in
roboplawar (10:14:01 PM): >=P
WAVE OF LAG (10:14:22 PM): http://www.terminally-incoherent.com/img/facepalm.jpeg
roboplawar (10:14:31 PM): lol
WAVE OF LAG (10:15:19 PM): dude, you are just as worse as a girl, even though you KNOW im busy finish my work for the week, you insist i sit around and argue because this little subject obviously has to be handled now with the upmost delicacy
WAVE OF LAG (10:15:23 PM): im really strung out
WAVE OF LAG (10:15:32 PM): like you don't even know
WAVE OF LAG (10:15:36 PM): and you're not helping
roboplawar (10:15:38 PM): holy shit
WAVE OF LAG (10:15:57 PM): just calm the fuck down, and wait an hour or two
roboplawar (10:16:05 PM): lolomgwtf


You see, you've got your Dicks, and your pussies, and then you've got your assholes.
Me? I'm a pussy.
Mass? He's a dick.

but WoL? He's just an asshole.

[Agamemnon]

I know what to make the next fight about.

[Bad Waffle]

sorry aggy, i don't think it would be legal to have me raping a 15 year old girl.

[Agamemnon]

Hahaha, that settled it.

[Rob Oplawar]

roboplawar (10:43:18 PM): I blame you. You're his best friend. You ruined our relationship!
OrphynSiaette (10:43:31 PM): umm.
OrphynSiaette (10:43:35 PM): wrong person?
roboplawar (10:43:35 PM): We were going to be married, but then you had to drive a wedge between us

am cry

[Bad Waffle]

[00:43] Rob Oplawar: I blame you. You're his best friend. You ruined our relationship!
[00:43] OrphynSiaette: umm.
[00:43] OrphynSiaette: wrong person?
[00:43] Rob Oplawar: We were going to be married, but then you had to drive a wedge between us
[00:43] Rob Oplawar: nope
[00:43] Rob Oplawar: not wrong person
[00:45] Rob Oplawar: WE WERE SO HAPPY BEFORE YOU CAME ALONG!
[00:45] Rob Oplawar: /sob
[00:51] OrphynSiaette: nigga you gay?
[00:51] Rob Oplawar: so what if I am?

rob, i got a good laugh out of that

[Rob Oplawar]

you left out the good parts:


OrphynSiaette (10:51:35 PM): nigga you gay?
roboplawar (10:51:43 PM): so what if I am?
OrphynSiaette (10:53:16 PM): then u gay
roboplawar (10:53:43 PM): well you gotta admit wol's pretty sexy
OrphynSiaette (10:54:10 PM): you sure you're talking to the right person?
roboplawar (10:54:16 PM): zeph?
OrphynSiaette (10:54:21 PM): who?
roboplawar (10:54:32 PM): who else?
OrphynSiaette (10:54:41 PM): James?
roboplawar (10:58:07 PM): anyway
roboplawar (10:58:18 PM): he only left me because he's known you longer!
roboplawar (10:58:33 PM): but he didn't know how special our love was!

[Bad Waffle]

http://www.terminally-incoherent.com/img/facepalm.jpeg

[Agamemnon]

iAtty (1:54:52 AM): i wish i had died tonight kinda
iAtty (1:54:54 AM): :/

e:

Agamemnon582bc (2:04:57 AM): can't stand those two
PharoaheZephyrus (2:05:09 AM): lol
PharoaheZephyrus (2:05:19 AM): BUT THEY'RE COOL OFF THE FORUMS
Agamemnon582bc (2:05:28 AM): I would rather slam my testicles between a doorway then have to read what they post
PharoaheZephyrus (2:05:42 AM): dude
PharoaheZephyrus (2:05:44 AM): no you don't
PharoaheZephyrus (2:05:52 AM): i accidentally sat on my nuts
PharoaheZephyrus (2:06:01 AM): someone left the lid down at fuckin midnight
Agamemnon582bc (2:06:01 AM): saggy nutsack?
PharoaheZephyrus (2:06:12 AM): i sat down to shit
PharoaheZephyrus (2:06:13 AM): bam
PharoaheZephyrus (2:06:19 AM): fall off toilet
Agamemnon582bc (2:06:28 AM): ugh, and you know when you hurt them it hurts like a mother fucker
PharoaheZephyrus (2:06:38 AM): yeah
PharoaheZephyrus (2:06:53 AM): : (
Agamemnon582bc (2:07:01 AM): and it's that feeling like someone is trying to perform a vasectomy with a hammer
PharoaheZephyrus (2:07:12 AM): ...yeh
Agamemnon582bc (2:07:15 AM): the other end
PharoaheZephyrus (2:07:16 AM): ugh
PharoaheZephyrus (2:07:22 AM): the claw end
Agamemnon582bc (2:07:28 AM): yeah
Agamemnon582bc (2:07:39 AM): my testicles are shriveling up at just the thought
PharoaheZephyrus (2:07:41 AM): or a pick-axe
Agamemnon582bc (2:08:55 AM): yeah, now I'm making a mental note to always check if the toliet cover is up or not
Agamemnon582bc (2:08:55 AM): ty
PharoaheZephyrus (2:09:00 AM): yw
PharoaheZephyrus (2:09:01 AM): also
PharoaheZephyrus (2:09:04 AM): happened twice
Agamemnon582bc (2:09:09 AM): :gonk:
Agamemnon582bc (2:09:15 AM): can you even have kids any more?
PharoaheZephyrus (2:09:27 AM): i'm not shooting blanks
PharoaheZephyrus (2:09:30 AM): lol
Agamemnon582bc (2:09:48 AM): yeah, but after it happens I'm sure your little buddy count goes down a few mil
PharoaheZephyrus (2:10:01 AM): prob
Agamemnon582bc (2:10:14 AM): but then they just regenerate later
Agamemnon582bc (2:10:30 AM): and then if you have magical sperm, they regenerate in a few minutes
PharoaheZephyrus (2:10:37 AM): indeed
PharoaheZephyrus (2:10:40 AM): also brb need more food
Agamemnon582bc (2:10:57 AM): yeah, all this talking about testicles and sperm would make anyone hungry

Good talk Snaf. We should do it again some time.

[SnaFuBAR]

i hate you.

[Agamemnon]

:rape:

[TeeKup]

iAtty (1:54:52 AM): i wish i had died tonight kinda
iAtty (1:54:54 AM): :/

e:

Agamemnon582bc (2:04:57 AM): can't stand those two
PharoaheZephyrus (2:05:09 AM): lol
PharoaheZephyrus (2:05:19 AM): BUT THEY'RE COOL OFF THE FORUMS
Agamemnon582bc (2:05:28 AM): I would rather slam my testicles between a doorway then have to read what they post
PharoaheZephyrus (2:05:42 AM): dude
PharoaheZephyrus (2:05:44 AM): no you don't
PharoaheZephyrus (2:05:52 AM): i accidentally sat on my nuts
PharoaheZephyrus (2:06:01 AM): someone left the lid down at fuckin midnight
Agamemnon582bc (2:06:01 AM): saggy nutsack?
PharoaheZephyrus (2:06:12 AM): i sat down to shit
PharoaheZephyrus (2:06:13 AM): bam
PharoaheZephyrus (2:06:19 AM): fall off toilet
Agamemnon582bc (2:06:28 AM): ugh, and you know when you hurt them it hurts like a mother fucker
PharoaheZephyrus (2:06:38 AM): yeah
PharoaheZephyrus (2:06:53 AM): : (
Agamemnon582bc (2:07:01 AM): and it's that feeling like someone is trying to perform a vasectomy with a hammer
PharoaheZephyrus (2:07:12 AM): ...yeh
Agamemnon582bc (2:07:15 AM): the other end
PharoaheZephyrus (2:07:16 AM): ugh
PharoaheZephyrus (2:07:22 AM): the claw end
Agamemnon582bc (2:07:28 AM): yeah
Agamemnon582bc (2:07:39 AM): my testicles are shriveling up at just the thought
PharoaheZephyrus (2:07:41 AM): or a pick-axe
Agamemnon582bc (2:08:55 AM): yeah, now I'm making a mental note to always check if the toliet cover is up or not
Agamemnon582bc (2:08:55 AM): ty
PharoaheZephyrus (2:09:00 AM): yw
PharoaheZephyrus (2:09:01 AM): also
PharoaheZephyrus (2:09:04 AM): happened twice
Agamemnon582bc (2:09:09 AM): :gonk:
Agamemnon582bc (2:09:15 AM): can you even have kids any more?
PharoaheZephyrus (2:09:27 AM): i'm not shooting blanks
PharoaheZephyrus (2:09:30 AM): lol
Agamemnon582bc (2:09:48 AM): yeah, but after it happens I'm sure your little buddy count goes down a few mil
PharoaheZephyrus (2:10:01 AM): prob
Agamemnon582bc (2:10:14 AM): but then they just regenerate later
Agamemnon582bc (2:10:30 AM): and then if you have magical sperm, they regenerate in a few minutes
PharoaheZephyrus (2:10:37 AM): indeed
PharoaheZephyrus (2:10:40 AM): also brb need more food
Agamemnon582bc (2:10:57 AM): yeah, all this talking about testicles and sperm would make anyone hungry

Good talk Snaf. We should do it again some time.

HAH HA HA HA!!!

[Bodzilla]

[16:29] The Real Ziz Lady: NO U

i win n00b

[n00b1n8R]

Totally. http://sa.tweek.us/emots/images/emot-rolleye.gif

[Boba]

BOBATHEFETT76 (6:59:20 PM): NAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGER
Cascadegame03 (7:00:30 PM): http://www.gotquestions.org/creation-evolution.html
Cascadegame03 (7:00:36 PM): God Bless

wat

[rossmum]

kolby: hey
kolby: we're gonna download daikatana, one of the worst games ever, in coop online
kolby: lets go.

.

[Emmzee]

:facepalm:

[Emmzee]

Emmzeepwnzor (9:13:46 PM): http://www.godtube.com/view_video.php?viewkey=8cf08faca5dd9ea45513 (http://www.internetisseriousbusiness.com/)
Emmzeepwnzor (9:14:35 PM): Just thought I'd share it with you.
Cascadegame03 (9:14:52 PM): What is this!
Cascadegame03 (9:15:02 PM): YOU HACKER YOU HACKED MY COMPUTER

[FlyingStone]

^HAHAHAHAH :lmao:

[SnaFuBAR]

that guy is never on the internet other than to look at his christian bookmarks or something

[Rob Oplawar]

mass: *trying to make a point about being more dexterous with one side of your body because one side of your brain is stronger than the other*
me: well, I'm right handed but left footed
mass: ok, you're ambidextrous
me: no, but I'm not
mass: whatever, both sides of your brain aren't very strong.
me: :saddowns:

everybody's out to burn me lately.

[paladin]

If you wanna fight, take it outside. In here we box
Good movie. Go see it.

[Emmzee]

Emmzeepwnzor (8:55:47 PM): oh sup
iAtty (8:55:56 PM): nm
iAtty (8:55:59 PM): looking at stuffs to buy
Emmzeepwnzor (8:56:06 PM): get another 24 inch monitor
Emmzeepwnzor (8:56:09 PM): or
Emmzeepwnzor (8:56:11 PM): A BETTER HEART
Emmzeepwnzor (8:56:14 PM): :haw:
iAtty (8:57:58 PM): remind me to ban you, again, when i log into M-CP next time
Emmzeepwnzor (8:58:04 PM): :smith:

[p0lar_bear]

That's enough, ladies. :cop:

[Sel]

[20:42] [CIA]il Duce: well thats bc your reatred
[20:42] [CIA]il Duce: that should have been easy to find
[20:42] [CIA]il Duce: your just dumb :/
[20:42] [CIA]il Duce: it was right infront of you the whole time practically
[20:42] [CIA]il Duce: i didnt even hide that one
[20:43] Selentic The Panda: Holy shit
[20:43] Selentic The Panda: it went from nice out
[20:43] Selentic The Panda: to holy shit windy
[20:43] [CIA]il Duce: lol
[20:44] [CIA]il Duce: where you live
[20:44] [CIA]il Duce: what state
[20:44] Selentic The Panda: I dont live in a state
[20:44] Selentic The Panda: >:
[20:44] Selentic The Panda: :<
[20:44] [CIA]il Duce: wher ethen
[20:44] [CIA]il Duce: fuckign canada??
[20:44] Selentic The Panda: durr
[20:44] Selentic The Panda: De durr
[20:44] [CIA]il Duce: fuck you and your canadian ways
[20:45] Selentic The Panda: Lol
[20:45] Selentic The Panda: idgi
[20:45] [CIA]il Duce: its pretyyu simple
[20:45] [CIA]il Duce: im makign fun of you canadians >___>
[20:46] Selentic The Panda: Oh
[20:46] Selentic The Panda: Was pretty subtle
[20:47] Selentic The Panda: But then if your sense of humour is as good as your sense of geography
[20:47] Selentic The Panda: I cant blame you americans
[20:47] [CIA]il Duce: fuck you
[20:47] [CIA]il Duce: im australian
[20:47] Selentic The Panda: Lol
[20:47] Selentic The Panda: Liar
[20:47] Selentic The Panda: if you were australian
[20:47] [CIA]il Duce: i mean japanease :P
[20:47] Selentic The Panda: youd be sucking my dick off, and making me textures
[20:48] Selentic The Panda: GB2PHOTOSHOP
[20:48] [CIA]il Duce: gb2?
[20:48] Selentic The Panda: Go back to
[20:48] [CIA]il Duce: lol
[20:48] [CIA]il Duce: im jk
[20:48] Selentic The Panda: Lol
[20:48] [CIA]il Duce: do you know where plilly is?
[20:48] Selentic The Panda: Philidelphia?
[20:48] [CIA]il Duce: ya
[20:48] [CIA]il Duce: i guess you dotn know where it is
[20:49] [CIA]il Duce: i mean im from beverly hills
[20:49] Selentic The Panda: Lol
[20:49] Selentic The Panda: Beverly hills
[20:49] [CIA]il Duce: u jeous
[20:49] [CIA]il Duce: you better suck ma dick
[20:49] Selentic The Panda: Lol
[20:49] Selentic The Panda: I know kinda where it is
[20:50] Selentic The Panda: Since it was in one of the 13 colonies
[20:50] Selentic The Panda: so I know its close to NY
[20:50] Selentic The Panda: and shit
[20:50] Selentic The Panda: But I dont know exactly where
[20:50] Selentic The Panda: but then I really dont care either :D
[20:50] [CIA]il Duce: you should
[20:50] [CIA]il Duce: we have cheesesteaks
[20:50] [CIA]il Duce: and dollor dogs :D
[20:51] [CIA]il Duce: cant get better than theat
[20:51] [CIA]il Duce: and mustard is free
[20:51] [CIA]il Duce: beat that
[20:51] Selentic The Panda: Lol
[20:51] Selentic The Panda: I was gonna visit philidelphia
[20:51] Selentic The Panda: for American History
[20:51] Selentic The Panda: but I decided against it
[20:51] [CIA]il Duce: the sad thing is we barely learn american history
[20:52] Selentic The Panda: Lol
[20:52] [CIA]il Duce: you probably learn ti more than us
[20:52] [CIA]il Duce: lol
[20:52] Selentic The Panda: That is pretty sad lulz
[20:52] Selentic The Panda: Considering Im up here in Canada
[20:52] Selentic The Panda: and I know more about your countries history, than most americans do
[20:52] Selentic The Panda: and then theres that thing about how most Americans think Canada is covered in snow
[20:52] Selentic The Panda: And we live in igloos
[20:53] [CIA]il Duce: no idont
[20:53] [CIA]il Duce: have you seen the day in live
[20:53] [CIA]il Duce: by difital pheer
[20:53] [CIA]il Duce: or w/e its called
[20:54] [CIA]il Duce: you going to go oit of your igloo and ice fich
[20:54] [CIA]il Duce: and play your halo on your oil rig tv
[20:54] [CIA]il Duce: how do you stay warm
[20:54] [CIA]il Duce: you must gt cold
[20:54] [CIA]il Duce: have you ever fell int he water
[20:54] [CIA]il Duce: it must be freezing
[20:55] [CIA]il Duce: i cnat even imagine going skinny dipping
[20:55] Selentic The Panda: Lol
[20:55] [CIA]il Duce: dman gives me the chills(literlly) justn thinkg abiut it
[20:55] Selentic The Panda: Its 16 degrees out right now
[20:55] Selentic The Panda: Celsius
[20:55] Selentic The Panda: not your shitty farenheight
[20:55] [CIA]il Duce: meh
[20:55] Selentic The Panda: And its like 9 lulz
[20:55] Selentic The Panda: its roasting out
[20:55] Selentic The Panda: :/
[20:55] [CIA]il Duce: its been pretty warm here
[20:55] [CIA]il Duce: have you been able to wear shorts
[20:56] [CIA]il Duce: its like 784 ferinheit or how ever it is spelled here
[20:56] [CIA]il Duce: but you dont knwo our temp language so tis pointless in mem tellign you
[20:56] [CIA]il Duce: your such a dumbass
[20:56] [CIA]il Duce: all you canadians are
[20:57] [CIA]il Duce: they should be liek us with our own units
[20:57] Selentic The Panda: Lol
[20:57] Selentic The Panda: Hahaha
[20:57] Selentic The Panda: Your imperial shit sucks
[20:57] [CIA]il Duce: that way everythign is more complex
[20:57] [CIA]il Duce: bc we are awsomez
[20:58] Selentic The Panda: Uhh
[20:58] Selentic The Panda: hardly more complex
[20:58] Selentic The Panda: Just made stupidly
[20:58] Selentic The Panda: And completely random
[20:58] Selentic The Panda: Metric is way better
[20:58] Selentic The Panda: thanks to its awesome base 10 shit
[20:58] Selentic The Panda: But youre american, so I dont expect you to understand what that mean
[20:58] Selentic The Panda: s
[20:58] [CIA]il Duce: thanks to us beign smart and we havign are sooo cool units
[20:59] [CIA]il Duce: you and your metric shit
[20:59] [CIA]il Duce: only dumb ppl need hte metric
[20:59] [CIA]il Duce: its so easy for the dumb ppl you guyz have
[20:59] Selentic The Panda: lol
[21:00] [CIA]il Duce: you cant comprehend my bran and all of us as in we are united
[21:00] [CIA]il Duce: your are just a piece of shit
[21:00] [CIA]il Duce: the ones that are chunky as in not united
[21:00] [CIA]il Duce: thats why you guys get so much terorism

[Gwunty]

Man I need to start posting the CANI HAS UR BETAZ PLOX conversations that random people have with me every week or so, anyways llama +rep

[Phopojijo]

Okay -- I'm not going to deal with this crossfire here before my exam. I'ma lock this and see if another mod will take care of it, else I'll deal with it tomorrow.

[Bad Waffle]

Cleaned up ze topic. Seriously guys, this isn't your playground--this is a public space. Keep it civil, for fucks sake. This isnt fucking 4chan, we do not tolerate this whole dealio about gays, and i do NOT want to see another post about sucking cock. Don't make me kill this topic permanently.

[Bad Waffle]

What the fuck is this shit, its lulzy.

shit, i should re-do that, i sounded high.

EDIT: Yep, i was definitely high.

[rossmum]

Thanks for locking it now I forgot what I was going to post

http://sa.tweek.us/emots/images/emot-argh.gif

e:

this will do



Billy Bob Joe: So we're playing Black Day July, driving along on the right road. We get hit in the engine, and I'm like "aw shit" and pull over to the left side where the foliage was. I tried to flag down some other drivers but that didn't work so I went around behind our tank to the engine, resolutely telling Matty (who was in the commander's place) that "I'd fix it". I started hitting the engine with my ppsh. After about 4 hits, the tank exploded.
Billy Bob Joe: "Oh," I said. "Sorry," I added after feeling that this was not enough.
Billy Bob Joe: I fixed it
Billy Bob Joe: There was no problem with the engine any more
Billy Bob Joe: More like the whole fucking tank :(

[Agamemnon]

xXxMotherWarxXx (1:08:22 AM): I am going to make a band
xXxMotherWarxXx (1:08:27 AM): called STREET ALLY DUMPSTER
xXxMotherWarxXx (1:08:29 AM): Our hit single
xXxMotherWarxXx (1:08:33 AM): would be "JAYS DEAD SIS"

Masterz1337 (1:12:15 AM): poor laggy poo is missing out
SnoopDogg132332 (1:12:18 AM): yeah
SnoopDogg132332 (1:12:21 AM): he didnt believe either
SnoopDogg132332 (1:12:25 AM): him and his bed times
Agamemnon582bc (1:12:31 AM): laggy is too busy being "mature"
SnoopDogg132332 (1:12:41 AM): er
SnoopDogg132332 (1:12:44 AM): lagyg as in teh lag
BOBATHEFETT76 (1:12:48 AM): which laggy
SnoopDogg132332 (1:12:49 AM): if you mean wol
Masterz1337 (1:12:49 AM): or Wave of Lag?
SnoopDogg132332 (1:12:52 AM): where is wol anyway
Agamemnon582bc (1:12:53 AM): onoes, I ment little laggy
Agamemnon582bc (1:12:54 AM): as in wol

BOBATHEFETT76 (1:18:50 AM): im boba
pinkribbons547 (1:19:22 AM): im pink
haroaheZephyrus (1:19:30 AM): i'm some random black guy
xXxMotherWarxXx (1:19:34 AM): hot.
Agamemnon582bc (1:19:39 AM): negative, ur David Blaine

iAtty (1:19:43 AM): Can I post pictures of Summer?
iAtty (1:19:48 AM): The 14 year old girl who is really 18 and is naked.
Agamemnon582bc (1:19:51 AM): n, keep that waif to yourself
iAtty (1:20:00 AM): I JSUT WANT TO CUDDLE
Agamemnon582bc (1:20:06 AM): cuddle? what a fag.

iAtty (1:23:41 AM): I know tits
xXxMotherWarxXx (1:23:41 AM): At least I dont have boy-tits.
iAtty (1:23:48 AM): You hvae nice tits
BOBATHEFETT76 (1:23:50 AM): i have man-tits
pinkribbons547 (1:23:52 AM): i have boy tits
BOBATHEFETT76 (1:23:52 AM): man-tits
iAtty (1:23:53 AM): You would.
iAtty (1:23:56 AM): I have man pecs
PharoaheZephyrus (1:23:59 AM): i'm a tit because i am what i eat
xXxMotherWarxXx (1:24:03 AM): Snaf has man pecs.
iAtty (1:24:05 AM): Then your a pussy.
xXxMotherWarxXx (1:24:06 AM): so does Tweek.
BOBATHEFETT76 (1:24:06 AM): YOU EAT BIRDS
BOBATHEFETT76 (1:24:08 AM): WHAT THE FUCK SNAF
BOBATHEFETT76 (1:24:09 AM): ?!
iAtty (1:24:09 AM): PUSSY
Agamemnon582bc (1:24:11 AM): you're a dick then snaf :downs:
PharoaheZephyrus (1:24:15 AM): nope
iAtty (1:24:16 AM): :saddowns:
iAtty (1:24:18 AM): can not unthink it
iAtty (1:24:21 AM): black man eating dick
iAtty (1:24:22 AM): penis
iAtty (1:24:23 AM): cock
iAtty (1:24:23 AM): dong
PharoaheZephyrus (1:24:24 AM): that would be atty faggy unbanning shitposters
iAtty (1:24:30 AM): i only unban emmzee
iAtty (1:24:38 AM): emmzee isn't that bad
Agamemnon582bc (1:24:49 AM): that's like saying Dolt isn't that bad

Agamemnon582bc (1:27:07 AM): you know what we're missing? A rossmum.
iAtty (1:27:11 AM): No, we're not.
xXxMotherWarxXx (1:27:11 AM): Nununu
Agamemnon582bc (1:27:12 AM): someone go find it.
BOBATHEFETT76 (1:27:15 AM): ive been looking for him all night
xXxMotherWarxXx (1:27:22 AM): ROSSDAD
xXxMotherWarxXx (1:27:24 AM): ROSSDAD
xXxMotherWarxXx (1:27:25 AM): ROSSDAD
xXxMotherWarxXx (1:27:26 AM): ROSSDAD

iAtty (1:31:50 AM): guys
Masterz1337 (1:31:52 AM): not sure about atty though
iAtty (1:31:52 AM): can I ban masters?
BOBATHEFETT76 (1:31:56 AM): if you want
iAtty (1:31:59 AM): cool
xXxMotherWarxXx (1:32:01 AM): what.
Agamemnon582bc (1:32:04 AM): wat

iAtty (1:34:13 AM): OKAY SO DAVID RENNA
iAtty (1:34:18 AM): I MEAN AGGY
Agamemnon582bc (1:34:27 AM): OH WHAT WAS THAT ALEXANDER TYLKE
iAtty (1:34:28 AM): HOW IS HOLLYWOOD FLORIDA?!
Agamemnon582bc (1:34:31 AM): OOPS I MEAN ATTY
iAtty (1:34:33 AM): ALEXANDER RYAN TYLKE
iAtty (1:34:34 AM): IDIOT
Agamemnon582bc (1:34:37 AM): PRETTY GOOD, HOW IS LAKELAND?
iAtty (1:34:41 AM): GAY
iAtty (1:34:44 AM): SHE IS COMING BACK TUESDAY
iAtty (1:34:46 AM): ;emo mode:

iAtty (1:35:39 AM): I WROTE YOU A POEM HANNAH
xXxMotherWarxXx (1:35:47 AM): READ IT
iAtty (1:35:49 AM): ROSES ARE RED AND VIOLETS ARE BLUE, AND ALL MY BASSES ARE BELONG TO YOU.
xXxMotherWarxXx (1:35:53 AM): OH GOD
Agamemnon582bc (1:35:54 AM): gay poem is gay
xXxMotherWarxXx (1:35:55 AM): FUCK ME NOW.
iAtty (1:35:57 AM): YES MAMA
xXxMotherWarxXx (1:36:02 AM): >___>
iAtty (1:36:02 AM): MAM*
xXxMotherWarxXx (1:36:03 AM): wait
xXxMotherWarxXx (1:36:04 AM): NO
xXxMotherWarxXx (1:36:07 AM): YOU CALLED ME MAMA
xXxMotherWarxXx (1:36:08 AM): GET AWAY
iAtty (1:36:11 AM): NO I DIDNT MEAN TOO
xXxMotherWarxXx (1:36:18 AM): GO FUCK YOUR MOM
Agamemnon582bc (1:36:19 AM): Freudian slip mbmb :haw:

BOBATHEFETT76 (1:36:39 AM): ROSES ARE RED AND VIOLETS ARE BLUE, AND ALL MY BASSES ARE BELONG TO YOU.
SnoopDogg132332 (1:36:42 AM): xD
xXxMotherWarxXx (1:36:46 AM): Gay poem is gay.
BOBATHEFETT76 (1:36:48 AM): SHUT UP
SnoopDogg132332 (1:36:51 AM): hey
BOBATHEFETT76 (1:36:53 AM): IM GOIGN TO GO CUT MYSELF
PharoaheZephyrus (1:36:53 AM): i meant fuck her with a rake
BOBATHEFETT76 (1:36:54 AM): FUCK YU GYS
BOBATHEFETT76 (1:36:58 AM) has left the room.
PharoaheZephyrus (1:36:59 AM): bend over
Agamemnon582bc (1:37:00 AM): pics or stfu

iAtty (1:37:31 AM): ITS RAINING ITS POURING AGGY IS WHORING, YOU GOT TO BED AND HE GIVES OYU HEAD, YOU PAY HIM IN THE MORNING.
Agamemnon582bc (1:37:44 AM): level 4
Agamemnon582bc (1:37:45 AM): wb
Agamemnon582bc (1:37:49 AM): diaf
iAtty (1:37:52 AM): FUCKER
iAtty (1:37:53 AM): FUCKER
iAtty (1:37:53 AM): FUCKER
iAtty (1:37:54 AM): FUCKER
iAtty (1:37:55 AM): FUCKER

PharoaheZephyrus (1:39:02 AM): they called me tyrone in highschool
Agamemnon582bc (1:39:15 AM): n, they called you David Blaine in high school
Agamemnon582bc (1:39:18 AM): wanna see some magic?
PharoaheZephyrus (1:39:19 AM): die

xXxMotherWarxXx (1:56:58 AM): AHAHAHA
xXxMotherWarxXx (1:56:58 AM): GUYS
xXxMotherWarxXx (1:57:03 AM): ALLYSON STEVENS IS A MOVIE STAR
Masterz1337 (1:57:16 AM): she hot?
CtrlAltDe5tr0y (1:57:16 AM): porno?
PharoaheZephyrus (1:57:29 AM): what

Masterz1337 (2:02:42 AM): afterwords i remembered I used taht acount to spanm attys cell
Masterz1337 (2:02:46 AM): no wonder he was so bittter
Agamemnon582bc (2:02:56 AM): lmao, that was you?
Masterz1337 (2:03:04 AM): yeah
Agamemnon582bc (2:03:10 AM): he imed me a few days ago about that. "Some person keeps texting me."

teh rossmum (2:21:18 AM): sup fagmeisters
teh rossmum (2:21:30 AM): you're all me according to dolt
teh rossmum (2:21:31 AM): ok;

teh rossmum (2:24:16 AM): wow jay got fuckin' raped
teh rossmum (2:24:38 AM): OH WAIT
teh rossmum (2:24:40 AM): IRONY LOL

teh rossmum (2:25:35 AM): i love being an e-asshole, it's so thoroughly enjoyable
SnoopDogg132332 (2:25:43 AM): yes
Agamemnon582bc (2:25:44 AM): /hf e-asshole buddy
teh rossmum (2:25:52 AM): _o/\o_
Agamemnon582bc (2:26:06 AM): :iia:

PharoaheZephyrus (2:32:43 AM): when did you guys get here
xXx KAS Con (2:32:50 AM): likewise
PharoaheZephyrus (2:33:00 AM): i've been here since the beginning
xXx KAS Con (2:33:07 AM): but you've said nothing
xXx KAS Con (2:33:08 AM): :\
Agamemnon582bc (2:33:16 AM): he was too busy doing street magic
PharoaheZephyrus (2:33:25 AM): DIE
Agamemnon582bc (2:33:28 AM): no u

teh rossmum (2:54:59 AM): also i'm out of here too, too much faggotry now
teh rossmum (2:55:02 AM) has left the room.
PharoaheZephyrus (2:55:04 AM): 13yr olds don't wear that shit, you'll be disappointed
BOBATHEFETT76 (2:55:07 AM) has left the room.
PharoaheZephyrus (2:55:08 AM): what a fag
PharoaheZephyrus (2:55:10 AM) has left the room.
Agamemnon582bc (2:55:12 AM): what a fag
Agamemnon582bc (2:55:15 AM) has left the room.

[PlasbianX]

NAMEREMOVED: hey my name is nikki...
plasbianx1337: hi.
NAMEREMOVED: i am from west holmes. i dunno you and you dunno me. i just thought you were cute and added you... sorry lol
plasbianx1337: alright lol
NAMEREMOVED: yea lol... well i didnt add your myspace... i added this lol
NAMEREMOVED: but you can add my myspace if you wnat
NAMEREMOVED: LINK OMMITED.
NAMEREMOVED: well i can let you go if you would like
plasbianx1337: nah its cool, not really doing anything right now
NAMEREMOVED: me either lol... im soooo bored
plasbianx1337: im always bored :p
NAMEREMOVED: haha thats not good... wow you are really cute
plasbianx1337: haha thanks
NAMEREMOVED: your welcome...
plasbianx1337: youre cute yourself ;)
NAMEREMOVED: awwww :] thanks hun
plasbianx1337: im a little interested in how you found my myspace
plasbianx1337: is there someone that knows both of us?
NAMEREMOVED: no... i like looked at a friends... and looked at one of their friends... and then one of their friends... and then there were you
plasbianx1337: ah
NAMEREMOVED: yea
plasbianx1337: can I ask who these 2 friends were?
NAMEREMOVED: my friend megan... then i dunno her friend... or that friends friend...and then there you were so i IMed you
plasbianx1337: mmk
NAMEREMOVED: ok :]
plasbianx1337: well thats cool, im always open to new people to talk to
NAMEREMOVED: me 2 :] yay


Pic:
http://b2.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/01278/22/16/1278116122_l.jpg
Plas approves of this random girl.

[Agamemnon]

Plas approves of this random girl 40-year-old man.
More likely tbqh.

[PlasbianX]

Nah she checks out. She just mentioned my neighbor and said she dated him, I asked him, and he said that's really her.

[Agamemnon]

Then you should talk to Atty asap.

[rossmum]

here's a good one

http://i155.photobucket.com/albums/s310/xbh_rossmum/snaflol.jpg

not quite as gold out of context, but had me in tears

[TeeKup]

Holy shit I demand linkage to that thread.

[rossmum]

you can't have it

it's not in a secret forum by the way

[TeeKup]

Damnit to fucking hell.......

[CN3089]

21.59.35 <@quikk_1g> show em how u do
21.59.39 <+Trkle> fools dont know that in the summertime i still ride with the heat
22.00.07 <@quikk_1g> i'mma all year everybody killa
22.00.20 <@quikk_1g> god i wish i did really shoot ppl irl
22.00.21 Plat «~plat@pool-71-126-236-62.bstnma.east.verizon.net» has Quit iRC Quit
22.00.26 <@quikk_1g> get my name in the papers

http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c251/CN3089/Emoticons/emot-commissar.gif

[PlasbianX]

[22:19:40] plasbianx1337: Im sorry but
[22:19:44] plasbianx1337: breanna looks like a man.
[22:19:48] teekuphalofan: Wow
[22:19:50] teekuphalofan: allen
[22:19:54] teekuphalofan: go fuck yourself right now
[22:19:55] plasbianx1337: I just felt you needed to know that.
[22:20:01] teekuphalofan: No I'm dead serious
[22:20:06] teekuphalofan: i've known her for years
[22:20:08] teekuphalofan: go fuck yourself
[22:20:13] plasbianx1337: :(
[22:20:22] *** "teekuphalofan" signed off at Sun Apr 27 22:20:22 2008.

and then on msn:

[22:21:07] =PlasbianX=: YOU CANT RUN FROM ME
[22:21:11] =PlasbianX=: I AM EVERYWHERE
[22:21:14] Water Of Gaia: I beg toi differ
[22:21:21] *** "Water Of Gaia" signed off at Sun Apr 27 22:21:21 2008.
[22:21:22] *** NOTE: This user is offline. Your messages will most likely *not* be received!
[22:21:24] =PlasbianX=: DAMN U

[Bodzilla]

[17:30] The Real Ziz Lady: so you've missed quite a bit of drama dano
[17:30] DaneO'Roo: oh yeah
[17:30] DaneO'Roo: i bet
[17:30] The Real Ziz Lady: take a seat while i fill you in on this remarkable journey
[17:30] DaneO'Roo: i allways fucking do
[17:30] DaneO'Roo: lmfao
[17:30] The Real Ziz Lady: Jay
[17:30] The Real Ziz Lady: got completely ownd right
[17:30] The Real Ziz Lady: for that whole sister deal
[17:30] DaneO'Roo: HAHAAHAAHHAAAHHAHAHAHA
[17:30] DaneO'Roo: FAG
[17:31] The Real Ziz Lady: he went away
[17:31] The Real Ziz Lady: and is just now trying to sorta sneak back in
[17:31] The Real Ziz Lady: i started two threads right
[17:31] DaneO'Roo: rofl
[17:31] DaneO'Roo: what a fucking fuckface
[17:31] The Real Ziz Lady: and this dousche bag called classicthunder (neg rep guy lawl)
[17:31] The Real Ziz Lady: and Gamerkid
[17:31] The Real Ziz Lady: got into a shit fight with all the other users on the forum
[17:32] The Real Ziz Lady: 1 because of him having no fucking idea what anzac day was about and making massive assumptions.
[17:32] The Real Ziz Lady: which lead to a rossification (crucifiction, ross style)
[17:32] DaneO'Roo: qhaa"AHAAHHA
[17:32] The Real Ziz Lady: and the other was about implementing a "time online feature"
[17:33] The Real Ziz Lady: him and Gamer kids joined up and said it was just another way to compare penis's, just like the rep system
[17:33] The Real Ziz Lady: and that started a mutha fucking war
[17:33] The Real Ziz Lady: ross hot off the press from bashing him to smitherins in the anzac thread went in there with aggy, snaf, CN
[17:33] The Real Ziz Lady: and just annihilated them
[17:33] The Real Ziz Lady: and it just turned into a massive flame war
[17:33] The Real Ziz Lady: with Gamer kid and Classicthunder banned.
[17:34] The Real Ziz Lady: This then caused CN to make the greatest thread ever known
[17:34] The Real Ziz Lady: you'll notice it when you see it it's just so fucking win
[17:34] The Real Ziz Lady: documenting classic's time here in great parody.
[17:34] The Real Ziz Lady: Emmzee got banned for having to many infraction points and will be back in a month.
[17:35] The Real Ziz Lady: n00b has been in and out of detention for posting a badly modeled Porn model that some douche had made for Gmod
[17:35] The Real Ziz Lady: that was of Alyx Vance (from half life)
[17:35] The Real Ziz Lady: Pooky got banned for having multiple accounts by zeph
[17:36] The Real Ziz Lady: because the accounts that they previously banned where unknown to zeph.... or some bizarre shit.
[17:36] The Real Ziz Lady: p0lar reinstated him to much head shaking
[17:36] The Real Ziz Lady: and theres a hole heap of other shit too.
[17:36] DaneO'Roo: lmao
[17:36] DaneO'Roo: whenever i leave
[17:36] DaneO'Roo: its always then
[17:36] DaneO'Roo: that cool shit happens
[17:36] DaneO'Roo: WHY
[17:36] The Real Ziz Lady: also masters is banned as well
[17:36] DaneO'Roo: ROFL
[17:37] The Real Ziz Lady: and i think Jay has just been busted for alting
[17:37] The Real Ziz Lady: xD
[17:37] The Real Ziz Lady: also there was another epic thread created with some of the funniest story's yet most disgusting you'll ever hear
[17:38] DaneO'Roo: lmao
[17:45] The Real Ziz Lady: and since i've been reading a thread
[17:45] The Real Ziz Lady: Jay has been banned
[17:45] The Real Ziz Lady: lmao
[17:45] The Real Ziz Lady: xD
[17:45] DaneO'Roo: lmao

High Five for a great Week Modacity.
we fucking earned it.

o/
Bring back CN's thread, your fuckign with my sig links >:U

[FlyingStone]

FlyingStone: speaking of ausytrailicia i must vist
FlyingStone: must
BodZilla: :tinfoil:
FlyingStone: its on my bucket list
BodZilla: they must have WMD
BodZilla: we have to Raid the country
BodZilla: LETS FUCKIGN DO IT
BodZilla: WE HAVE TO STOP THERE WEAPONS
BodZilla: WITH OUR WEAPONS
BodZilla: THEY WOULD KILL YOU AND LEAVE YOU DEAD IN THE STREET IF THEY HAD THE CHANCE
BodZilla: LEts Get these terrorists scum
BodZilla: The Yankie Terrorist Group
BodZilla: is swelling to massive sizes
BodZilla: the've grown to nearly the same size of australia
BodZilla: in NY Alone
BodZilla: We have to act now
BodZilla: CHHHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAARRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGEEEEEE EE
BodZilla: RAISE THE BAYONETS
BodZilla: LETS FUCKIGN SHOW EM WHAT 2 Up IS ALL ABOUT Tha YANKIE SCUM
BodZilla: AVAST
BodZilla: FIRE THE UBER CANNON
FlyingStone: OH NOEZ
FlyingStone: INCOMING
BodZilla: FUCK THERE DEFENDING THEMSELVES SOMEHOW
BodZilla: WE MUST ABORT
BodZilla: NEGATIVE
BodZilla: ME MUST PUSH FURTHRE
BodZilla: THAT WILL MAKE THEM REALLY LIKE US
BodZilla: BOMB HTERE HOMES
BodZilla: IT"S THE ONLY WAY
BodZilla: CONTINUE THE CHARGE
BodZilla: Gentlemen it is clear that we are fighting an enemy that has more political influence then we've ever known
BodZilla: they've even began to take controll of our culture through shitty Magazines and the mutha fucking golden globe ceremonies
BodZilla: we are left with no choice
BodZilla: we must ally with canada
BodZilla: "NOOO WAY BOOO"
BodZilla: YOU FOOL IT"S THE ONLY WAY
BodZilla: THEY ALREADY CONTROL THE BORDER
BodZilla: AND THERE ALL LUMBER JACKS
BodZilla: THE DAY IS OURS
BodZilla: TO VICTORY
BodZilla: !111111
FlyingStone: lmao
FlyingStone: my eyes
FlyingStone: watering
BodZilla: "FUCKIGN CANADIANS SIR
FlyingStone: ribs hurting
BodZilla: THERE JUST TOO FUCKING SLOW TOO KEEP UP WITH OUR PHENOMINAL SPEAKING RATE"
BodZilla: "WE MUST DEVELOPE SOME SORT OF TRANSLATING COMMITMENT
BodZilla: WHERE ANYTHING THEY SAY IS SPED UP 3X"
BodZilla: excellent idea soldier
BodZilla: But i think we'll just continue to ignor them as we've always done
BodZilla: continue the assault
BodZilla: HOLLY FUCING SHIT
BodZilla: IT"S THE MUTHA FUCKING CLOVERFEILD MONSTER
BodZilla: SHIT DETROIT OFF THE STARBOARD BOW
BodZilla: CAPTAIN WE AINT GUNNA MAKE IT
BodZilla: "Back to work ya Jelly BLudgers We Aint done here!"
BodZilla: LETS GIVE EM A GOB FULL
BodZilla: SHOW THEM YOUR KNIFES
BodZilla: FUCK YOUR SHIT
BodZilla: ANOTHER SHRIMP ON THE BARBIE SIR
BodZilla: SIR THE BARBIE AINT BIG ENOUGh
BodZilla: WE HAVE TO CALL IN REINFORCEMENTS
BodZilla: BLOODY HELL
BodZilla: IT"S ANOTHER FUCIGN TOURIST CAMPAIN
BodZilla: Just what we fuckign need those bunch of useless fucks in canberra
BodZilla: WE GOT TO MANY FREAKIGN CHINS AND NOT ENOUGH CHONS
BodZilla: My blllloodddyyy assss.
BodZilla: SIR WE HAVE INCOMING AMERICAN CHICKZ OFF THE STARBOARD BOW
BodZilla: Deploy the greatest weapon we have
FlyingStone: cocks
BodZilla: YOU HEARD THE MEN BOYS
BodZilla: WARM UP YOUR VOCAL CHORDS
BodZilla: WHERE GUNNA USE OUR ACCENTS
FlyingStone: LMAO!!!!
BodZilla: SIR HTE MAIDENS HAVE BEEN SUCCESSFULLY WOOED
BodZilla: Good work soldier
BodZilla: lock them up in my bedroom, i shall deal with them later
BodZilla: BUT SIR THE MEN WE HAVE NEEDS
BodZilla: I SAID BACK TO FUCKING WORK SOLDIER
BodZilla: SIR I DO NOT THINK YOU ARE IN THE RIGHT MIND TO HAVE CONTROL OF THIS SHIP
BodZilla: FUCK THIS SHIT
BodZilla: I"M GOING TO TASMANIA
BodZilla: YOU CNA TRY TO TAKE THE SHIP FORM ME
BodZilla: BUT I HAVE A BEACH HUT WITH OCEAN VIEWS
BodZilla: THERE IS NO REAL ESTATE HIGHER
BodZilla: YOU THINK I HAVE A GOD COMPLEX OFFICER?
BodZilla: I AM GOD.
BodZilla: But sir surely you cant take on 34 hot females all aged between 16 and 23 in just 4 hours?
BodZilla: WATCH AND LEARN MY BOY. WHERE AUSTRALIANS
BodZilla: and that is where the story ends
BodZilla: i must leave it for tonight
BodZilla: Duty calls
FlyingStone: girls?
FlyingStone: oh
FlyingStone: work
BodZilla: Booze
BodZilla: and bed
FlyingStone: or booze
FlyingStone: later
BodZilla: wuote it i dare you :>U
FlyingStone: i was debating it
BodZilla: Part two shall begin soon enough
BodZilla: but for now
BodZilla: Good night
BodZilla: sweet prince
FlyingStone: night
FlyingStone: wtf
FlyingStone: ...

Don't know what came over him, but i laughed a little.

[Rob Oplawar]

@Bod:

\o

[rossmum]

From Youtube, of all places-


ppl learning stuff of mozart and beethoven in school but one day ppl will learn how to play iron maiden.there music will be eternal. like all the super awesome classic players there music will live forever.you cant compare any band to iron maiden cuz iron maiden are the gods of heavy metalthere music is unique .....UP THE IRONS awesome vid btw
Fuckin' oath. http://sa.tweek.us/emots/images/emot-rock.gif

[FlyingStone]

Friend (5:11:00 PM): ok dude i had to masturbate, i'm back
Friend (5:11:07 PM): you turned me on way too fucking much
Me (5:11:07 PM): LOL
Me (5:11:13 PM): WTF HAHA
Friend (5:11:37 PM): WTF = with ten fingers?
Friend (5:11:40 PM): yes
Friend (5:11:40 PM): all ten

[Pooky]

here's a good one



not quite as gold out of context, but had me in tears

THATS A FUCKING LIE WE HAVE TO STOP THE OPPRESSION OF PEOPLE LIKE CLASSIC.

[Llama Juice]

http://www.llamajuice.com/h2v/ad.jpg

copy/paste fails from ichat...

[Agamemnon]

xXxMotherWarxXx (11:00:45 PM): http://i155.photobucket.com/albums/s310/xbh_rossmum/IMAG0003-2.jpg
xXxMotherWarxXx (11:00:55 PM): "oH GOD YES. FUCK THAT 14 YEAR OLD. YES YES"

[TeeKup]

Oh dear god. :lmao:

[rossmum]

Fuck off and die.

I was listening to Maiden while intermittently working on a HL2/Gmod map.

[Agamemnon]

You lie like a rug.

[rossmum]

Negative my good sir, I speak nothing but the truth.

[rossmum]

If you have ever listened to For The Greater Good Of God at 4AM with the volume cranked right up, you would understand. http://sa.tweek.us/emots/images/emot-colbert.gif

[Rob Oplawar]

XD

On a side note, Ross, you look like a guy who rented a room from my parents while they helped him get a green card, but he never paid his rent, nor did he pay them back all the money they had spent trying to get him a job in the US, nor did he even stick around in the US but returned to Europe when he got bored of things here.

And he borrowed and subsequently wrecked and destroyed my dad's pickup truck.

You foreigners are all a bunch of assholes.

[rossmum]

Hahahah wow, sounds like a right asshole. Can't possibly have been me.

[Rob Oplawar]

wait a minute... I KNEW IT!
You freeloader! My 10 year old brother wears your beanie- he looks up to you! Clever of you to escape to Australia Upside-downia, but not clever enough! Mark my words, Ross, I'm coming for you!

[Bodzilla]

Or coming on him :-3

[Gwunty]

-{ĦM!}-Terror of Death: may i ask who this is?
CLS_GRUNT the Schnauzer: i AM THRE FOR THRE GUITLY SPARK
CLS_GRUNT the Schnauzer: U ARE TEH RECLAIMERZ
CLS_GRUNT the Schnauzer: DO U ACCEPT?
-{ĦM!}-Terror of Death: what?
CLS_GRUNT the Schnauzer: i AM THRE FOR THRE GUITLY SPARK
-{ĦM!}-Terror of Death: I don't acept random stuf form people i don't know.
CLS_GRUNT the Schnauzer: U ARE TEH RECLAIMERZ
CLS_GRUNT the Schnauzer: DO U ACCEPT?
-{ĦM!}-Terror of Death: no
-{ĦM!}-Terror of Death: nt until you tellme who you are
CLS_GRUNT the Schnauzer: BUT U MUST ACCEPT
-{ĦM!}-Terror of Death: no
CLS_GRUNT the Schnauzer: OR ELSE TEH UNIVERSES WILL EXPLODEZ
-{ĦM!}-Terror of Death: Good for the universe.
CLS_GRUNT the Schnauzer: Also
-{ĦM!}-Terror of Death: I couldn't care less
CLS_GRUNT the Schnauzer: I saw your picture on 4chan
-{ĦM!}-Terror of Death: XD
-{ĦM!}-Terror of Death: good for you
* -{ĦM!}-Terror of Death throws a cookie at you
CLS_GRUNT the Schnauzer: http://zip.4chan.org/x/thumb/1209500280723s.jpg
-{ĦM!}-Terror of Death: here, have a cookie
CLS_GRUNT the Schnauzer: My god...
CLS_GRUNT the Schnauzer: im still gauging my eyes out from seeing that picture
-{ĦM!}-Terror of Death: XD
-{ĦM!}-Terror of Death: I don't care
-{ĦM!}-Terror of Death: one question, how did you get my xfire name?
CLS_GRUNT the Schnauzer: Im a haxorz
-{ĦM!}-Terror of Death: ....
CLS_GRUNT the Schnauzer: I do uber hax on peoplez
-{ĦM!}-Terror of Death: don't try to make yourself seem better than others
CLS_GRUNT the Schnauzer: What are you trying to say?
CLS_GRUNT the Schnauzer: No im not a cyber bull or whatever the fuck your thinking
-{ĦM!}-Terror of Death: i'm saying your lying
CLS_GRUNT the Schnauzer: No
-{ĦM!}-Terror of Death: link me to the 4chan post please
CLS_GRUNT the Schnauzer: im haxorz your accountz
CLS_GRUNT the Schnauzer: No fourchan post
CLS_GRUNT the Schnauzer: iz just a 1337 haxorz
-{ĦM!}-Terror of Death: ...
-{ĦM!}-Terror of Death: XD
-{ĦM!}-Terror of Death: you make me laug
-{ĦM!}-Terror of Death: laugh*
-{ĦM!}-Terror of Death: fucking typos..
CLS_GRUNT the Schnauzer: hax? mby
-{ĦM!}-Terror of Death: ...
-{ĦM!}-Terror of Death: link me the fourchan thin
-{ĦM!}-Terror of Death: you had to have seen it in a post
-{ĦM!}-Terror of Death: just give me the damn link to it
CLS_GRUNT the Schnauzer: I didnt even go on 4chan
CLS_GRUNT the Schnauzer: someone sent me the link to your pic
-{ĦM!}-Terror of Death: how did you get my xfire then
CLS_GRUNT the Schnauzer: Couse I hax
-{ĦM!}-Terror of Death: and tell me the truth
-{ĦM!}-Terror of Death: i don't need any bullshit
-{ĦM!}-Terror of Death: just tell me
CLS_GRUNT the Schnauzer: Im srsly a haxpr
-{ĦM!}-Terror of Death: ...
-{ĦM!}-Terror of Death: fuck this
-{ĦM!}-Terror of Death: i'm talking to a fucking retard
CLS_GRUNT the Schnauzer: n u

Selentic told me to add this random guy and fuck with him, it worked. And if you can figure out where I got the guilty spark thing from, youll get the cookie this guy threw at me :)

[rossmum]

Kolby's been playing GTAIV:



kolby: what was entertaining
kolby: was when a bunch of non-goons came in, and they were one team and all the goons were the other
kolby: Us goons raped them
rossmum: hahahah
kolby: Goons are a fucking tight team.
rossmum: they're fucking hiveminded
rossmum: what do you expect
kolby: And a fun bunch of people to play with. I didnt hear any mean shit thrown around
kolby: We were all just laughing and having a good time
rossmum: :D
kolby: it was great when me and another goon tried climbing the ladder at the same time
kolby: I got ragdolled and shot off into the sky because the physics engine glitched
kolby: me and him just started laughing so hard

[Bodzilla]

Over the years, several upstanding members of society have stood erect in the firm opinion that sexual innuendo has tainted the virginal waters of comedy with its rapid penetration into mainstream humour. These opinions grew in popularity over time, starting off slow but getting progressively faster and faster, reaching a climax around 1969. Since then, such opinions have drifted in and out of popular acceptance, though they are still held closely by those with a firm grasp on the subject. There have been many mass debates on this topic.
:lmao:

[rossmum]

kolby: ross
kolby: this goon had the most epic GTAIV experience ever
kolby: So, I was driving along on one of Little Jacob's missions, the one where you realize "wait, I can go across that bridge now?" (seriously, did I miss the announcement? No fan fare, no nothing, I can just go across now?), and I tapped. TAPPED. the back-end of a car.
kolby: The lady falls out of the driver's door, screaming, ON FIRE. My tires catch fire as I roll over her body. I bail out, the car rolls to a halt, my tires blessedly go out, but she sets her car on fire. Her car explodes, it catches others, they explode, etc. Beautiful display of carnage.
... but why did she spontaneously combust?
kolby: I have two theories:
1.) She was smoking, and they modelled cigarettes to fall out of the mouth during that "I've been hit and now my head smacks the dash" animation, thereby catching her on fire.
2.) They modelled pintos into the game, complete with the rear-end explosion tap.
... and I don't care which it is, that is AWESOME
.

[Rob Oplawar]

^ I loled



me this morning: JESUS CHRIST

me another time: SON OF A BITCH!

me yet another time: FUCK! Fuck! ... oh, fuck!

me yet another time: AAAAAAAAH! AAAAAHHHHH! AA- oh, god dammit!

I have one of those "Sonic Boom" alarm clocks. It's been known to wake my neighbors. I hate that thing like no other alarm clock I've ever known, but unlike any other alarm clock I've ever owned, that thing makes me awake when it goes off.

...except yesterday:


zzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Checked with my roommate, who says that thing sure as hell went off, but somehow I managed to sleep from midnight, through my alarm at 8:00, all the way to 3:30 pm.


... perhaps not a "quote" as such, but I wanted to post this somewhere without wasting a new thread on it.

[StankBacon]

[22:19:40] plasbianx1337: Im sorry but
[22:19:44] plasbianx1337: breanna looks like a man.
[22:19:48] teekuphalofan: Wow
[22:19:50] teekuphalofan: allen
[22:19:54] teekuphalofan: go fuck yourself right now
[22:19:55] plasbianx1337: I just felt you needed to know that.
[22:20:01] teekuphalofan: No I'm dead serious
[22:20:06] teekuphalofan: i've known her for years
[22:20:08] teekuphalofan: go fuck yourself
[22:20:13] plasbianx1337: :(
[22:20:22] *** "teekuphalofan" signed off at Sun Apr 27 22:20:22 2008.

and then on msn:

[22:21:07] =PlasbianX=: YOU CANT RUN FROM ME
[22:21:11] =PlasbianX=: I AM EVERYWHERE
[22:21:14] Water Of Gaia: I beg toi differ
[22:21:21] *** "Water Of Gaia" signed off at Sun Apr 27 22:21:21 2008.
[22:21:22] *** NOTE: This user is offline. Your messages will most likely *not* be received!
[22:21:24] =PlasbianX=: DAMN U


i fucking lol'd

:lol:

[Bodzilla]

Lawl rob, just lawl.

SONIC BOOOOM

my alaram clock is always like "god dammit, Awwwwwgggggghhhh nOOOooooooo o o o.

[il Duce Primo]

[20:37] «Ғ®å©Ŧüŕ: oh
[20:37] «Ғ®å©Ŧüŕ: im now a aprticle artist
[20:37] «Ғ®å©Ŧüŕ: XD
[20:37] «Ғ®å©Ŧüŕ: particle*
[20:37] «Ғ®å©Ŧüŕ: im still getting the hand of it though lol
[20:37] «Ғ®å©Ŧüŕ: want to see some ey candy?
[20:37] «Ғ®å©Ŧüŕ: :D
[20:50] «Ғ®å©Ŧüŕ: yo
[20:51] «Ғ®å©Ŧüŕ: how do i greyscale
[20:51] «Ғ®å©Ŧüŕ: an image?
[20:51] «Ғ®å©Ŧüŕ: not monochrome?
[21:05] [CIA]il Duce: hah
[21:05] [CIA]il Duce: you ahve no clue
[21:05] «Ғ®å©Ŧüŕ: huh?
[21:05] «Ғ®å©Ŧüŕ: now i do
[21:05] [CIA]il Duce: i knoe more about partivlres and stuff
[21:05] «Ғ®å©Ŧüŕ: im using gimp
[21:05] «Ғ®å©Ŧüŕ: :)
[21:05] [CIA]il Duce: what a joke
[21:05] [CIA]il Duce: your a jokr
[21:05] «Ғ®å©Ŧüŕ: no durr
[21:05] «Ғ®å©Ŧüŕ: jsut started
[21:05] «Ғ®å©Ŧüŕ: :)
[21:05] «Ғ®å©Ŧüŕ: so?
[21:06] «Ғ®å©Ŧüŕ: im on my way to being not a joke
[21:06] «Ғ®å©Ŧüŕ: progress is always good
[21:06] [CIA]il Duce: meh
[21:06] [CIA]il Duce: you knwo nothin
[21:06] [CIA]il Duce: your not a particle artist
[21:06] [CIA]il Duce: you dont even know how to compile the bitmap
[21:06] «Ғ®å©Ŧüŕ: i dont tag or anyhting
[21:06] «Ғ®å©Ŧüŕ: i jsut design it
[21:06] «Ғ®å©Ŧüŕ: :\
[21:06] [CIA]il Duce: wow
[21:06] [CIA]il Duce: um
[21:06] [CIA]il Duce: so you just paint them
[21:07] [CIA]il Duce: thgats the simplest thing ever
[21:07] «Ғ®å©Ŧüŕ: yes
[21:07] «Ғ®å©Ŧüŕ: yep
[21:07] «Ғ®å©Ŧüŕ: but fun
[21:07] «Ғ®å©Ŧüŕ: it goes along with my animating
[21:07] «Ғ®å©Ŧüŕ: and concepting
[21:07] [CIA]il Duce: if your goign to be a particle artist then you need to know effects
[21:07] «Ғ®å©Ŧüŕ: and modleing
[21:07] [CIA]il Duce: animting
[21:07] [CIA]il Duce: they are completly different
[21:07] [CIA]il Duce: wow
[21:07] «Ғ®å©Ŧüŕ: im saying wut im learning
[21:07] «Ғ®å©Ŧüŕ: smart ass lol
[21:07] [CIA]il Duce: what a joke
[21:08] «Ғ®å©Ŧüŕ: anyways
[21:09] «Ғ®å©Ŧüŕ: one step at a time
[21:09] «Ғ®å©Ŧüŕ: ill eventaully learn it
[21:09] «Ғ®å©Ŧüŕ: all in due process
[21:11] [CIA]il Duce: haha
[21:11] [CIA]il Duce: listen to yourself
[21:11] [CIA]il Duce: one step at a time
[21:11] «Ғ®å©Ŧüŕ: hm?
[21:11] [CIA]il Duce: your learnign modelign animating particles adn just using grapghic
[21:11] «Ғ®å©Ŧüŕ: why should i not listen to myself?
[21:11] «Ғ®å©Ŧüŕ: ill do what i want to do
[21:11] «Ғ®å©Ŧüŕ: and ill eventaully learn more
[21:11] [CIA]il Duce: you said you taking astep at a time
[21:12] «Ғ®å©Ŧüŕ: by aksing questions
[21:12] [CIA]il Duce: when your not
[21:12] [CIA]il Duce: your trying to learn everything
[21:12] «Ғ®å©Ŧüŕ: and no matter how stupid they are to you
[21:12] «Ғ®å©Ŧüŕ: ill learn from the answers
[21:12] «Ғ®å©Ŧüŕ: and get better and better
[21:12] [CIA]il Duce: i never saw any questions
[21:12] «Ғ®å©Ŧüŕ: yes i am
[21:12] «Ғ®å©Ŧüŕ: i balance
[21:12] [CIA]il Duce: wow
[21:12] [CIA]il Duce: wow
[21:12] «Ғ®å©Ŧüŕ: so your syaing you cant learn more than one thing at a time?
[21:12] [CIA]il Duce: no your just takinga too big bite
[21:13] «Ғ®å©Ŧüŕ: today i learned math, history, english, spanish, and a whole lot of other crap
[21:13] [CIA]il Duce: you said you were doign one step at a time
[21:13] [CIA]il Duce: when your not
[21:13] «Ғ®å©Ŧüŕ: i also tkae guitar lessons
[21:13] «Ғ®å©Ŧüŕ: plus learn how to draw
[21:13] [CIA]il Duce: wow
[21:13] [CIA]il Duce: thats different
[21:13] «Ғ®å©Ŧüŕ: taking one step at a time sperately
[21:13] «Ғ®å©Ŧüŕ: yes
[21:13] «Ғ®å©Ŧüŕ: no it snot
[21:13] [CIA]il Duce: just shut up :/
[21:13] «Ғ®å©Ŧüŕ: same thing
[21:13] «Ғ®å©Ŧüŕ: :)
[21:13] «Ғ®å©Ŧüŕ: you started this arguement
[21:13] «Ғ®å©Ŧüŕ: finish it
[21:14] [CIA]il Duce: ok
[21:14] [CIA]il Duce: you say your learnign but you dont know anything
[21:14] [CIA]il Duce: you make a topic explaining things
[21:14] «Ғ®å©Ŧüŕ: yes
[21:14] [CIA]il Duce: when its total bullshit
[21:14] «Ғ®å©Ŧüŕ: before i didnt know wut a aprticle
[21:14] «Ғ®å©Ŧüŕ: even was
[21:14] «Ғ®å©Ŧüŕ: now i do
[21:14] «Ғ®å©Ŧüŕ: i also leanred to grey scale
[21:14] [CIA]il Duce: ...
[21:15] «Ғ®å©Ŧüŕ: and the topic had iron clad, donut, maniac, illegal chetsman, geo, masters hleping me
[21:15] «Ғ®å©Ŧüŕ: they gave me tips and advice
[21:15] [CIA]il Duce: yea
[21:15] [CIA]il Duce: bu you started off saying how to do stuff
[21:15] [CIA]il Duce: when it was total bullshit
[21:15] «Ғ®å©Ŧüŕ: also my "joke" of work
[21:15] [CIA]il Duce: and then you would regurgitate what they said and make it into a pile of useless shit
[21:15] «Ғ®å©Ŧüŕ: jsut got me back into sigma
[21:15] «Ғ®å©Ŧüŕ: :)
[21:15] «Ғ®å©Ŧüŕ: =Σ= Coconut popsicle: well it looks very good
«Ғ®å©Ŧüŕ: kk ty
«Ғ®å©Ŧüŕ: am i in then?
«Ғ®å©Ŧüŕ: :0
=Σ= Coconut popsicle: yeah
«Ғ®å©Ŧüŕ: sweet
[21:15] [CIA]il Duce: yea i know
[21:15] «Ғ®å©Ŧüŕ: :|
[21:15] [CIA]il Duce: but what work do you ahve to show
[21:16] «Ғ®å©Ŧüŕ: so somehow
[21:16] «Ғ®å©Ŧüŕ: this joke
[21:16] «Ғ®å©Ŧüŕ: got into sigma
[21:16] «Ғ®å©Ŧüŕ: one of the ebst teams around
[21:16] «Ғ®å©Ŧüŕ: hmm..interesting
[21:16] [CIA]il Duce: you said you were soemthing but you didnt make any particle
[21:16] «Ғ®å©Ŧüŕ: i have plenty of work
[21:16] «Ғ®å©Ŧüŕ: but i get tired
[21:16] [CIA]il Duce: best teams around?
[21:16] [CIA]il Duce: thats bc there is barely any teams
[21:16] «Ғ®å©Ŧüŕ: actaully
[21:16] [CIA]il Duce: and theres onyla few gd ppl on it
[21:16] «Ғ®å©Ŧüŕ: i did make a particle
[21:16] «Ғ®å©Ŧüŕ: jsut now
[21:16] «Ғ®å©Ŧüŕ: :)
[21:16] «Ғ®å©Ŧüŕ: its sad
[21:16] [CIA]il Duce: ok b4 you said you were a particle artist you didnt
[21:17] «Ғ®å©Ŧüŕ: your pathetic, you know tht?
[21:17] [CIA]il Duce: yes im really pathetic
[21:17] «Ғ®å©Ŧüŕ: all you do is bitch and moan
[21:17] [CIA]il Duce: excpecially whne i know what im talking about
[21:17] «Ғ®å©Ŧüŕ: never being optimistic
[21:17] [CIA]il Duce: i dont go and spam the forums
[21:17] «Ғ®å©Ŧüŕ: i would rathe rbe clueless
[21:17] [CIA]il Duce: with shit post
[21:17] «Ғ®å©Ŧüŕ: and happy
[21:17] «Ғ®å©Ŧüŕ: then to be stuck up
[21:17] «Ғ®å©Ŧüŕ: and ignorant
[21:17] [CIA]il Duce: im stuck up
[21:17] «Ғ®å©Ŧüŕ: yes you are
[21:17] «Ғ®å©Ŧüŕ: i know i have to improve
[21:17] [CIA]il Duce: who do i stuck up to
[21:17] «Ғ®å©Ŧüŕ: i know i dont know everything
[21:18] [CIA]il Duce: whio
[21:18] «Ғ®å©Ŧüŕ: but at least my friends will help me
[21:18] [CIA]il Duce: who
[21:18] [CIA]il Duce: tell me
[21:18] «Ғ®å©Ŧüŕ: the way you treat people
[21:18] «Ғ®å©Ŧüŕ: will make you end up
[21:18] «Ғ®å©Ŧüŕ: on your own
[21:18] «Ғ®å©Ŧüŕ: with so much knowledge
[21:18] [CIA]il Duce: i am on my own
[21:18] «Ғ®å©Ŧüŕ: but no one to share it with
[21:18] [CIA]il Duce: im not ina team
[21:18] «Ғ®å©Ŧüŕ: what good will tht be when tht day comes?
[21:18] «Ғ®å©Ŧüŕ: exactly
[21:18] [CIA]il Duce: what
[21:18] «Ғ®å©Ŧüŕ: because you cant mesh with a team
[21:18] [CIA]il Duce: i have partners
[21:18] «Ғ®å©Ŧüŕ: yes
[21:18] [CIA]il Duce: teams are mostly shit
[21:18] «Ғ®å©Ŧüŕ: "partners"
[21:19] «Ғ®å©Ŧüŕ: lol
[21:19] «Ғ®å©Ŧüŕ: and when you piss em off one day
[21:19] «Ғ®å©Ŧüŕ: with your bithcing and maoning
[21:19] «Ғ®å©Ŧüŕ: theyll leave
[21:19] [CIA]il Duce: how many gd teams are there
[21:19] «Ғ®å©Ŧüŕ: and you jsut said your on your own
[21:19] [CIA]il Duce: what like 3
[21:19] «Ғ®å©Ŧüŕ: didnt you?
[21:19] «Ғ®å©Ŧüŕ: your already bitter from it
[21:19] [CIA]il Duce: yes
[21:19] «Ғ®å©Ŧüŕ: :|
[21:19] [CIA]il Duce: most gd mappers are
[21:19] «Ғ®å©Ŧüŕ: bitter?
[21:19] «Ғ®å©Ŧüŕ: geo isnt?
[21:19] [CIA]il Duce: shit ppl join teams to learn
[21:19] «Ғ®å©Ŧüŕ: donut isnt?
[21:19] «Ғ®å©Ŧüŕ: arbiter?
[21:19] «Ғ®å©Ŧüŕ: no
[21:19] [CIA]il Duce: geo is more of a freelancer like me
[21:19] «Ғ®å©Ŧüŕ: people who want knowledge
[21:20] «Ғ®å©Ŧüŕ: join teams
[21:20] [CIA]il Duce: arbitor can tod mucvh
[21:20] «Ғ®å©Ŧüŕ: to learn and grow form eahc other
[21:20] «Ғ®å©Ŧüŕ: and in the end better themselves
[21:20] [CIA]il Duce: wow
[21:20] «Ғ®å©Ŧüŕ: stuck up people who ar ebitter and lonely
[21:20] «Ғ®å©Ŧüŕ: but too proud
[21:20] «Ғ®å©Ŧüŕ: to shar eknowledge
[21:20] «Ғ®å©Ŧüŕ: work alone
[21:20] [CIA]il Duce: yes
[21:20] [CIA]il Duce: bc its better
[21:20] «Ғ®å©Ŧüŕ: and in the long run wind up
[21:20] «Ғ®å©Ŧüŕ: with nothing
[21:20] «Ғ®å©Ŧüŕ: how exactly?
[21:20] «Ғ®å©Ŧüŕ: working alone?
[21:20] «Ғ®å©Ŧüŕ: no one to help?
[21:20] [CIA]il Duce: bc you dont have to rely on soemone
[21:20] «Ғ®å©Ŧüŕ: sititng for hour son end?
[21:20] [CIA]il Duce: you learn more bc your not dependent
[21:21] [CIA]il Duce: and when you ahve a question you just ask soemone
[21:21] «Ғ®å©Ŧüŕ: yes
[21:21] «Ғ®å©Ŧüŕ: and once i leanr enough
[21:21] «Ғ®å©Ŧüŕ: you become dependent
[21:21] «Ғ®å©Ŧüŕ: but
[21:21] [CIA]il Duce: what
[21:21] «Ғ®å©Ŧüŕ: you still have those people
[21:21] «Ғ®å©Ŧüŕ: who are also dependent
[21:21] «Ғ®å©Ŧüŕ: working together
[21:21] [CIA]il Duce: yes i have those ppl
[21:21] «Ғ®å©Ŧüŕ: creaitng something 5 time sbetter
[21:21] «Ғ®å©Ŧüŕ: then the one dependent eprosn
[21:21] [CIA]il Duce: being dependent on someon over th einternet likel this is not gd
[21:21] «Ғ®å©Ŧüŕ: who has all the knowledge
[21:21] «Ғ®å©Ŧüŕ: because with a team
[21:21] «Ғ®å©Ŧüŕ: were able to learn and focus on what we wnat too
[21:21] [CIA]il Duce: teams such
[21:21] «Ғ®å©Ŧüŕ: as other people cove rit
[21:22] «Ғ®å©Ŧüŕ: and we all learn from each other
[21:22] [CIA]il Duce: you are such a dumbass
[21:22] «Ғ®å©Ŧüŕ: and grow faster
[21:22] «Ғ®å©Ŧüŕ: and learn more
[21:22] «Ғ®å©Ŧüŕ: and thus have kless work
[21:22] [CIA]il Duce: how many teams have you been on
[21:22] «Ғ®å©Ŧüŕ: and thus share
[21:22] «Ғ®å©Ŧüŕ: creating a healtheir enviroment
[21:22] «Ғ®å©Ŧüŕ: for us to think and make
[21:22] [CIA]il Duce: ive been on almost all the teams
[21:22] «Ғ®å©Ŧüŕ: then make a good map
[21:22] [CIA]il Duce: who are you
[21:22] «Ғ®å©Ŧüŕ: and now your off them
[21:22] «Ғ®å©Ŧüŕ: not much to brag about
[21:22] «Ғ®å©Ŧüŕ: being alone
[21:22] «Ғ®å©Ŧüŕ: i would rather stick to one team
[21:22] «Ғ®å©Ŧüŕ: and be happy
[21:22] «Ғ®å©Ŧüŕ: then be bitter
[21:22] [CIA]il Duce: i can surviv by myself
[21:22] «Ғ®å©Ŧüŕ: and alone
[21:22] «Ғ®å©Ŧüŕ: doing all the work
[21:23] [CIA]il Duce: thats something to be proud of
[21:23] «Ғ®å©Ŧüŕ: sure you can
[21:23] «Ғ®å©Ŧüŕ: but then again
[21:23] «Ғ®å©Ŧüŕ: why?
[21:23] «Ғ®å©Ŧüŕ: why survive by urself?
[21:23] «Ғ®å©Ŧüŕ: when theres so many things
[21:23] «Ғ®å©Ŧüŕ: you cna learn from people
[21:23] «Ғ®å©Ŧüŕ: still?
[21:23] [CIA]il Duce: i do...
[21:23] [CIA]il Duce: its not like you excluse ppl
[21:23] [CIA]il Duce: your such a dumbass
[21:23] [CIA]il Duce: i ask ppl for help
[21:23] «Ғ®å©Ŧüŕ: :)
[21:23] [CIA]il Duce: seriusly
[21:23] [CIA]il Duce: your such a fucking retard
[21:23] [CIA]il Duce: you know nothing
[21:23] «Ғ®å©Ŧüŕ: all i see
[21:23] «Ғ®å©Ŧüŕ: is you feeling bad
[21:24] [CIA]il Duce: what
[21:24] [CIA]il Duce: lol
[21:24] «Ғ®å©Ŧüŕ: and bitter
[21:24] [CIA]il Duce: wow
[21:24] «Ғ®å©Ŧüŕ: knowing your alone
[21:24] [CIA]il Duce: i feel bad?
[21:24] «Ғ®å©Ŧüŕ: :)
[21:24] [CIA]il Duce: knowing im alone
[21:24] «Ғ®å©Ŧüŕ: about your choices
[21:24] [CIA]il Duce: you are the biggest shit ever
[21:24] «Ғ®å©Ŧüŕ: mmm
[21:24] «Ғ®å©Ŧüŕ: shit hurts
[21:24] «Ғ®å©Ŧüŕ: like the truth
[21:24] [CIA]il Duce: im rounding upa group just to prove it
[21:24] [CIA]il Duce: so its nto just me
[21:24] «Ғ®å©Ŧüŕ: and shit DOES happen
[21:24] «Ғ®å©Ŧüŕ: :)
[21:25] [CIA]il Duce: so you stop being apaion in the ass
[21:25] [CIA]il Duce: dude
[21:25] «Ғ®å©Ŧüŕ: anyways im going to go work on a new ocncept for geo
[21:25] «Ғ®å©Ŧüŕ: he needs one
[21:25] [CIA]il Duce: how many teams have you been on
[21:25] «Ғ®å©Ŧüŕ: lol
[21:25] [CIA]il Duce: done work for
[21:25] «Ғ®å©Ŧüŕ: your not one?
[21:25] [CIA]il Duce: you knwo shit
[21:25] «Ғ®å©Ŧüŕ: "i can do better than that ocncept!"
[21:25] [CIA]il Duce: yoiu can tconcept
[21:25] «Ғ®å©Ŧüŕ: "cmon your supposed to be ana rtist!"
[21:25] [CIA]il Duce: your ideas are shit
[21:25] «Ғ®å©Ŧüŕ: :)
[21:25] «Ғ®å©Ŧüŕ: see?
[21:25] «Ғ®å©Ŧüŕ: pain in the as smuch?
[21:25] [CIA]il Duce: what
[21:25] «Ғ®å©Ŧüŕ: you make me not want to do my best for you
[21:26] [CIA]il Duce: you said for me to finish so i am
[21:26] «Ғ®å©Ŧüŕ: and your a apin in the ass
[21:26] [CIA]il Duce: best for me
[21:26] «Ғ®å©Ŧüŕ: if my wokr sucks so much
[21:26] [CIA]il Duce: dude
[21:26] «Ғ®å©Ŧüŕ: dont use it
[21:26] [CIA]il Duce: you do nothign for me
[21:26] «Ғ®å©Ŧüŕ: and you say
[21:26] «Ғ®å©Ŧüŕ: you cna do better
[21:26] «Ғ®å©Ŧüŕ: then make it
[21:26] [CIA]il Duce: i do draw
[21:26] «Ғ®å©Ŧüŕ: quit being a dumbass yourself
[21:26] «Ғ®å©Ŧüŕ: and get to work then
[21:26] [CIA]il Duce: how am i a dumbass
[21:26] «Ғ®å©Ŧüŕ: cool
[21:26] «Ғ®å©Ŧüŕ: then use yours
[21:26] «Ғ®å©Ŧüŕ: and ill use mine
[21:26] [CIA]il Duce: ive been
[21:26] «Ғ®å©Ŧüŕ: for other things
[21:26] [CIA]il Duce: you contacted me
[21:26] [CIA]il Duce: did you not
[21:26] «Ғ®å©Ŧüŕ: for a frinedly conversation
[21:27] «Ғ®å©Ŧüŕ: you turned it into an arguemnt
[21:27] «Ғ®å©Ŧüŕ: as always
[21:27] «Ғ®å©Ŧüŕ: because your BITTER
[21:27] «Ғ®å©Ŧüŕ: :)
[21:27] [CIA]il Duce: um you said you wanred to be my concept artist and for me to give youa second chance
[21:27] «Ғ®å©Ŧüŕ: all cycles back to that one word buddy
[21:27] [CIA]il Duce: wtf is with the fuckign smiley
[21:27] «Ғ®å©Ŧüŕ: just laugihng
[21:27] «Ғ®å©Ŧüŕ: at your excuses
[21:27] [CIA]il Duce: ok so we were arguing why me being lonly is sad
[21:28] [CIA]il Duce: you ahve been on what 1 team for a day
[21:28] [CIA]il Duce: and made what
[21:28] «Ғ®å©Ŧüŕ: [CIA]il Duce: hah
[CIA]il Duce: you ahve no clue
[21:28] [CIA]il Duce: 1 particle
[21:28] [CIA]il Duce: k
[21:28] «Ғ®å©Ŧüŕ: seems you started this arguement
[21:28] «Ғ®å©Ŧüŕ: laughing at my inferiority
[21:28] [CIA]il Duce: yea i did
[21:28] «Ғ®å©Ŧüŕ: in the subject
[21:28] «Ғ®å©Ŧüŕ: because your lonely
[21:28] [CIA]il Duce: to show you that your being a dumbass
[21:28] «Ғ®å©Ŧüŕ: and bitter
[21:28] «Ғ®å©Ŧüŕ: and only pleasure oyu can get
[21:28] «Ғ®å©Ŧüŕ: is from putting people down
[21:28] [CIA]il Duce: omg
[21:29] «Ғ®å©Ŧüŕ: :)
[21:29] [CIA]il Duce: you said you were takign one step at a time
[21:29] «Ғ®å©Ŧüŕ: why not for once
[21:29] «Ғ®å©Ŧüŕ: try to help people?
[21:29] [CIA]il Duce: and you were trying to do so much stuff
[21:29] «Ғ®å©Ŧüŕ: for the future?
[21:29] [CIA]il Duce: thats ntoa step at a time
[21:29] «Ғ®å©Ŧüŕ: and so you cut me donw?
[21:29] «Ғ®å©Ŧüŕ: and laugh at me?
[21:29] «Ғ®å©Ŧüŕ: and call me names?
[21:29] [CIA]il Duce: i was trying to help you
[21:29] [CIA]il Duce: by working on one thing
[21:29] «Ғ®å©Ŧüŕ: and you think im a dumb ass?
[21:29] [CIA]il Duce: not takign a huge bite
[21:29] «Ғ®å©Ŧüŕ: wow nice theory you got there
[21:29] «Ғ®å©Ŧüŕ: keep it up
[21:29] [CIA]il Duce: what
[21:30] «Ғ®å©Ŧüŕ: [CIA]il Duce: and you were trying to do so much stuff
[CIA]il Duce: thats ntoa step at a time
«Ғ®å©Ŧüŕ: and so you cut me donw?
«Ғ®å©Ŧüŕ: and laugh at me?
«Ғ®å©Ŧüŕ: and call me names?
[21:30] «Ғ®å©Ŧüŕ: «Ғ®å©Ŧüŕ: and so you cut me donw?
«Ғ®å©Ŧüŕ: and laugh at me?
«Ғ®å©Ŧüŕ: and call me names?
[21:30] [CIA]il Duce: what do those names hurt you
[21:30] «Ғ®å©Ŧüŕ: mmmm?
[21:30] «Ғ®å©Ŧüŕ: no
[21:30] [CIA]il Duce: your going to cry
[21:30] «Ғ®å©Ŧüŕ: jsut the fact
[21:30] «Ғ®å©Ŧüŕ: tht you think
[21:30] «Ғ®å©Ŧüŕ: im an over all loser
[21:30] [CIA]il Duce: your a pussy
[21:30] «Ғ®å©Ŧüŕ: and no you werent hleping
[21:30] «Ғ®å©Ŧüŕ: you never said
[21:30] «Ғ®å©Ŧüŕ: how to do it
[21:30] «Ғ®å©Ŧüŕ: you jsut called me names
[21:30] «Ғ®å©Ŧüŕ: :)
[21:31] «Ғ®å©Ŧüŕ: better to be a pussy
[21:31] «Ғ®å©Ŧüŕ: and have friends
[21:31] «Ғ®å©Ŧüŕ: then to be alone
[21:31] «Ғ®å©Ŧüŕ: and
[21:31] [CIA]il Duce: ok quote a name that i said back there
[21:31] «Ғ®å©Ŧüŕ: BITTER
[21:31] «Ғ®å©Ŧüŕ: :)
[21:31] [CIA]il Duce: wow
[21:31] [CIA]il Duce: you saying i have no friends
[21:31] «Ғ®å©Ŧüŕ: NO REAL FRIENDS
[21:31] «Ғ®å©Ŧüŕ: oh sorry
[21:31] [CIA]il Duce: yea
[21:31] «Ғ®å©Ŧüŕ: caps
[21:31] [CIA]il Duce: you sayign i ahve no friends
[21:31] «Ғ®å©Ŧüŕ: pinky hit it tht time
[21:31] «Ғ®å©Ŧüŕ: XD
[21:31] «Ғ®å©Ŧüŕ: no real friends
[21:31] «Ғ®å©Ŧüŕ: computer buddies
[21:31] «Ғ®å©Ŧüŕ: tht help you model
[21:31] «Ғ®å©Ŧüŕ: tht ar ejsut as lonely
[21:32] «Ғ®å©Ŧüŕ: dont mattter or ocunt
[21:32] «Ғ®å©Ŧüŕ: in the long run
[21:32] [CIA]il Duce: wow
[21:32] [CIA]il Duce: dude
[21:32] [CIA]il Duce: you cant use that on the internet
[21:32] «Ғ®å©Ŧüŕ: :|
[21:32] [CIA]il Duce: i could say i ahve a bazillion friends
[21:32] «Ғ®å©Ŧüŕ: just did
[21:32] [CIA]il Duce: you can tprove that
[21:32] «Ғ®å©Ŧüŕ: dont be such a pussy obut it
[21:32] [CIA]il Duce: what
[21:32] «Ғ®å©Ŧüŕ: you ar eking of the internet
[21:32] «Ғ®å©Ŧüŕ: :)
[21:32] «Ғ®å©Ŧüŕ: lol
[21:32] «Ғ®å©Ŧüŕ: ok?
[21:32] [CIA]il Duce: eking?
[21:33] «Ғ®å©Ŧüŕ: who are these billion friends?
[21:33] [CIA]il Duce: how would you knpw
[21:33] [CIA]il Duce: \jenny
[21:33] [CIA]il Duce: ben
[21:33] [CIA]il Duce: frank
[21:33] [CIA]il Duce: john
[21:33] «Ғ®å©Ŧüŕ: wow
[21:33] [CIA]il Duce: how the fuck would you know
[21:33] «Ғ®å©Ŧüŕ: nice common names
[21:33] «Ғ®å©Ŧüŕ: lol
[21:33] [CIA]il Duce: exactly
[21:33] [CIA]il Duce: so how would you prve it
[21:33] «Ғ®å©Ŧüŕ: how bout steve?
[21:33] «Ғ®å©Ŧüŕ: bobby?
[21:33] «Ғ®å©Ŧüŕ: brian?
[21:33] [CIA]il Duce: you cant tie in rl on the internet
[21:33] [CIA]il Duce: yea add those
[21:33] [CIA]il Duce: how you going to prove it
[21:33] «Ғ®å©Ŧüŕ: lmao
[21:34] «Ғ®å©Ŧüŕ: dont need to
[21:34] [CIA]il Duce: sayign shit like that on the internet is bullshit
[21:34] «Ғ®å©Ŧüŕ: because you cant
[21:34] «Ғ®å©Ŧüŕ: so it prove smy point
[21:34] «Ғ®å©Ŧüŕ: tht you dont hve them
[21:34] «Ғ®å©Ŧüŕ: :)
[21:34] [CIA]il Duce: how does that prove it
[21:34] «Ғ®å©Ŧüŕ: so in the end your the one who causes your own fall
[21:34] «Ғ®å©Ŧüŕ: jsut like being bitter
[21:34] «Ғ®å©Ŧüŕ: :)
[21:34] [CIA]il Duce: answer my question
[21:34] «Ғ®å©Ŧüŕ: mmm?
[21:34] «Ғ®å©Ŧüŕ: Ғ®å©Ŧüŕ: because you cant
«Ғ®å©Ŧüŕ: so it prove smy point
«Ғ®å©Ŧüŕ: tht you dont hve them
«Ғ®å©Ŧüŕ: :)
[21:35] [CIA]il Duce: how
[21:35] «Ғ®å©Ŧüŕ: you cna tprove your point
[21:35] «Ғ®å©Ŧüŕ: of having friends
[21:35] [CIA]il Duce: you cant
[21:35] «Ғ®å©Ŧüŕ: so it backs up mine
[21:35] «Ғ®å©Ŧüŕ: tht you dont
[21:35] [CIA]il Duce: thats why it makes no sence
[21:35] «Ғ®å©Ŧüŕ: :)
[21:35] «Ғ®å©Ŧüŕ: it does
[21:35] [CIA]il Duce: how does it back up yours
[21:35] «Ғ®å©Ŧüŕ: your jsut making excuses
[21:35] [CIA]il Duce: like i said
[21:35] [CIA]il Duce: my friends are
[21:35] [CIA]il Duce: frank
[21:35] [CIA]il Duce: jenny
[21:35] [CIA]il Duce: bob
[21:35] «Ғ®å©Ŧüŕ: you cant prove your point
[21:35] [CIA]il Duce: how can you prove that they arnt my friends
[21:35] «Ғ®å©Ŧüŕ: so it backs up mine
[21:35] [CIA]il Duce: and you can tprove yours
[21:35] «Ғ®å©Ŧüŕ: as oyu having no firneds
[21:35] «Ғ®å©Ŧüŕ: to prove it with
[21:35] «Ғ®å©Ŧüŕ: a sno pictures
[21:35] «Ғ®å©Ŧüŕ: or info
[21:35] «Ғ®å©Ŧüŕ: or last names
[21:36] «Ғ®å©Ŧüŕ: or anyhting
[21:36] «Ғ®å©Ŧüŕ: also seeing tht you changed your lsit
[21:36] «Ғ®å©Ŧüŕ: doesnt make much sense
[21:36] «Ғ®å©Ŧüŕ: doesnt take a rocket scientist
[21:36] [CIA]il Duce: who said the first lsit was the only ppl
[21:36] [CIA]il Duce: your a dumbass
[21:36] [CIA]il Duce: no oen can prove it
[21:36] [CIA]il Duce: thats why its the dumbest thign to ay onthe internet
[21:36] [CIA]il Duce: if you believe so
[21:37] [CIA]il Duce: show me your friend
[21:37] [CIA]il Duce: s
[21:37] [CIA]il Duce: how would you prove it
[21:37] [CIA]il Duce: show me
[21:37] «Ғ®å©Ŧüŕ: hm?
[21:37] «Ғ®å©Ŧüŕ: no need to
[21:37] [CIA]il Duce: haha
[21:37] «Ғ®å©Ŧüŕ: i know i have friends
[21:37] [CIA]il Duce: lol
[21:37] «Ғ®å©Ŧüŕ: i dont worry bout wut you think
[21:37] «Ғ®å©Ŧüŕ: so it doenst matter
[21:37] «Ғ®å©Ŧüŕ: :)
[21:37] [CIA]il Duce: k
[21:37] [CIA]il Duce: then why did you want me to finish what i was saying
[21:37] «Ғ®å©Ŧüŕ: so good night?
[21:37] «Ғ®å©Ŧüŕ: or day?
[21:37] «Ғ®å©Ŧüŕ: where ever you live?
[21:38] [CIA]il Duce: your a dumbass
[21:38] [CIA]il Duce: i do feel gd about myself that i proved my point and you couldnt
[21:38] «Ғ®å©Ŧüŕ: why are you still posting?
[21:38] «Ғ®å©Ŧüŕ: if you feel that youve won?
[21:39] [CIA]il Duce: bc im nto satisfied
[21:39] «Ғ®å©Ŧüŕ: and have proven your point?
[21:39] «Ғ®å©Ŧüŕ: why the need to convince me?
[21:39] «Ғ®å©Ŧüŕ: :\
[21:39] «Ғ®å©Ŧüŕ: exactly
[21:39] [CIA]il Duce: bc you talk ahit ant can tback yourself up
[21:39] «Ғ®å©Ŧüŕ: so your bitter
[21:39] «Ғ®å©Ŧüŕ: night.
[21:39] [CIA]il Duce: k im bitter
[21:39] [CIA]il Duce: you goign to say that another time or?
[21:40] «Ғ®å©Ŧüŕ: you still typing?
[21:40] [CIA]il Duce: yea
[21:40] «Ғ®å©Ŧüŕ: your becoming a annoying you know?
[21:40] [CIA]il Duce: what will you do
[21:40] [CIA]il Duce: i know
[21:40] [CIA]il Duce: liek i care
[21:40] «Ғ®å©Ŧüŕ: you do
[21:40] [CIA]il Duce: do ic are if im annoying to you
[21:40] «Ғ®å©Ŧüŕ: your doing it on purpose
[21:40] «Ғ®å©Ŧüŕ: because your lonely
[21:40] [CIA]il Duce: no shit
[21:40] «Ғ®å©Ŧüŕ: and..
[21:40] «Ғ®å©Ŧüŕ: bitter
[21:40] «Ғ®å©Ŧüŕ: :)
[21:40] «Ғ®å©Ŧüŕ: and want to keep the arguement running
[21:40] [CIA]il Duce: im so lonely
[21:40] [CIA]il Duce: give me a hug
[21:41] [CIA]il Duce: yea
[21:41] «Ғ®å©Ŧüŕ: but
[21:41] [CIA]il Duce: bc i dotn have much to do am
[21:41] «Ғ®å©Ŧüŕ: one thing you forogt
[21:41] «Ғ®å©Ŧüŕ: is this handy thing
[21:41] «Ғ®å©Ŧüŕ: called blocking
[21:41] [CIA]il Duce: its almost 10 at night
[21:41] «Ғ®å©Ŧüŕ: :)
[21:41] «Ғ®å©Ŧüŕ: shall i use it?
[21:41] [CIA]il Duce: k why would i block this
[21:41] «Ғ®å©Ŧüŕ: or will you shut up?
[21:41] [CIA]il Duce: this is funny
[21:41] «Ғ®å©Ŧüŕ: if it is?
[21:41] «Ғ®å©Ŧüŕ: post it
[21:41] «Ғ®å©Ŧüŕ: on modacity
[21:41] «Ғ®å©Ŧüŕ: no edits
[21:41] «Ғ®å©Ŧüŕ: :)
[21:41] [CIA]il Duce: for what
[21:41] [CIA]il Duce: last time i did that it got lcoked
[21:41] «Ғ®å©Ŧüŕ: well its funny lol
[21:42] «Ғ®å©Ŧüŕ: poeple should get
[21:42] «Ғ®å©Ŧüŕ: a good laugh
[21:42] [CIA]il Duce: yea your right
[21:42] «Ғ®å©Ŧüŕ: :)
[21:42] «Ғ®å©Ŧüŕ: go itno off topic
[21:42] «Ғ®å©Ŧüŕ: post this exact convo
[21:42] «Ғ®å©Ŧüŕ: no edits
[21:42] «Ғ®å©Ŧüŕ: the exact thing
[21:42] «Ғ®å©Ŧüŕ: :)

Who here agrees that the arguament of saying you have no friends is a valid arguament on the internet?

[LlamaMaster]

Holy shit. Use [longpost] tags.

[StankBacon]

sweet jesus, no fucking WAY im reading all of that.

[Agamemnon]

Spoiler tag that.

[CN3089]

http://www.modacity.net/forums/images/reputation/reputation_neg.gif You're a fucking retard. (http://www.modacity.net/forums/showthread.php?p=250988#post250988) April 30th, 2008 08:55 PM PlasbianX (http://www.modacity.net/forums/member.php?u=5) hah, too bad you ARENT FUNNY.

welp guys i guess chuck norris jokes are truly the height of comedy http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c251/CN3089/Emoticons/emot-jerkbag.gif

[Con]

welp guys i guess chuck norris jokes are truly the height of comedy http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c251/CN3089/Emoticons/emot-jerkbag.gif
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[ExAm]

tl;dr

[Rob Oplawar]

Duce, you need to step down your mental image of yourself a couple of notches. You've got talent, but you're still young and naive and inexperienced like most of the rest of us here.

[Bodzilla]

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[19:46] The Real Ziz Lady: i thought you where talking about shit.
[19:46] DaneO'Roo: lmao
[19:46] DaneO'Roo: your reading skill has increased by 1
[19:46] DaneO'Roo: *boiring!*
[19:51] The Real Ziz Lady: D:?
[19:52] The Real Ziz Lady: are you making fun of me D:?
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[19:54] The Real Ziz Lady: D:
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[rossmum]

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I think someone's been into the booze.