Post your quotes #2

[Agamemnon]

why di you post that go bagn a kangroroooo

[Boba]

I think someone's been into the booze.
He's always like that, man. :gonk:

[Disaster]

He's always like that, man. :gonk:
:mysterysolved:

[Bodzilla]

Thats more like it aggy!

o/

[Disaster]

:beer:

[n00b1n8R]

Hahaha, Aggy had too much to drink so it's funny.
I get it. :downs:

[Agamemnon]

Well I'm sober now. :/

[Bodzilla]

then you havnt had enough to drink >:U

[Botolf]

Pretty much the only person here I talk to outside of the forums is Selentic, so I just know I'm going to wind up in this thread eventually :<

[Bodzilla]

[20:05] Brayden: i am going into building
[20:05] The Real Ziz Lady: then dont be a douche
[20:05] The Real Ziz Lady: who gives a fuck what the next guy is doing
[20:05] Brayden: i reading your post
[20:06] Brayden: were do you work?
[20:06] The Real Ziz Lady: at a joinery in casino
[20:06] Brayden: so you build
[20:07] The Real Ziz Lady: cupboards
[20:07] The Real Ziz Lady: kitchens
[20:07] The Real Ziz Lady: bathrooms
[20:07] The Real Ziz Lady: office's
[20:07] Brayden: That was pointless
[20:07] The Real Ziz Lady: ect
[20:07] Brayden: your an idiot
[20:07] The Real Ziz Lady: .
[20:07] Brayden: in the green card
[20:07] Brayden: you learn it
[20:07] Brayden: if you dont your stupid
[20:07] The Real Ziz Lady: Doesnt mean people put it into practice :downs:
[20:07] Brayden: thats there fault
[20:08] The Real Ziz Lady: too rite
[20:08] The Real Ziz Lady: which is why it's up to you to do it
[20:08] Brayden: Pretty dumb
[20:08] The Real Ziz Lady: thats never stopped them before
[20:08] The Real Ziz Lady: why would it now?
[20:08] Brayden: FUCK.
[20:08] The Real Ziz Lady: i mean it's only sight where talkign about here
[20:08] Brayden: its still pintless
[20:08] The Real Ziz Lady: :downs:
[20:08] Brayden: you learn to wear protection
[20:08] Brayden: if you dont
[20:09] Brayden: its your own fault
[20:09] The Real Ziz Lady: no you dont learn
[20:09] The Real Ziz Lady: you choose
[20:09] The Real Ziz Lady: your told about it
[20:09] Brayden: you learn that in your GREEN CARD
[20:09] The Real Ziz Lady: but you choose to do it
[20:09] The Real Ziz Lady: i have a fuckign greencard
[20:09] The Real Ziz Lady: and so do my workmates and foremans
[20:09] Brayden: YOUR NOT A FUCKING BUILDER
[20:09] The Real Ziz Lady: does that stop them :downs:
[20:09] Brayden: Green - work site
[20:09] Brayden: fuck.
[20:09] The Real Ziz Lady: i GO TO BUILDING SITES HUR
[20:09] Brayden: dum cunt
[20:09] Brayden: YEH
[20:09] The Real Ziz Lady: hur hur hur
[20:09] The Real Ziz Lady: hur
[20:09] Brayden: ZILLA ARE YOU RETARED
[20:09] The Real Ziz Lady: HURF DURF
[20:10] Brayden: your not allowed on building sites if you dont have a green card if you get hit by a bit of wood you should be shot
[20:10] Brayden: DUM CUNT
[20:10] The Real Ziz Lady: HURF DURF
[20:10] Brayden: seriously
[20:10] Brayden: your wrong
[20:10] Brayden: fuck off
[20:10] The Real Ziz Lady: you think all people that go on sites have green cards?
[20:10] The Real Ziz Lady: lmao
[20:10] Brayden: SUPPOSED TO
[20:10] The Real Ziz Lady: hahahahaha
[20:10] The Real Ziz Lady: Ignorance is bliss hey
[20:10] The Real Ziz Lady: xD
[20:10] Brayden: yeh
[20:10] Brayden: thats why you should of lost your eye
[20:11] The Real Ziz Lady: what?
[20:11] The Real Ziz Lady: are you fucking retarded?
[20:11] Brayden: Learn to Build.
[20:11] The Real Ziz Lady: no seriously
[20:11] The Real Ziz Lady: why should i have lost my eye again?
[20:11] Brayden: because you so dumb
[20:11] Brayden: when it comes to green cards
[20:11] The Real Ziz Lady: pay careful attention kiddies, this is retardation in motion
[20:11] Brayden: there is no one here
[20:11] Brayden: if you dont have the stuff on
[20:11] Brayden: its your fault
[20:12] Brayden: doesnt mean you have to get your post count 1 MORE
[20:12] Brayden: too tell us that
[20:12] The Real Ziz Lady: you think that matters in the eyes of the law
[20:12] The Real Ziz Lady: lmfao
[20:12] The Real Ziz Lady: L2knowaboutlife
[20:12] Brayden: L2knowGreencards
[20:12] The Real Ziz Lady: i do :downs:
[20:12] The Real Ziz Lady: do you have a green card?
[20:12] Brayden: yes
[20:12] Brayden: have to for work exp
[20:13] The Real Ziz Lady: congratulations about knowing that if you put you finger in front of a spinning blade you can cut it off
[20:13] Brayden: Protect ftw
[20:13] The Real Ziz Lady: wow
[20:13] The Real Ziz Lady: Green cards a fucking joke mate
[20:13] The Real Ziz Lady: an absolute fucking joke
[20:13] The Real Ziz Lady: it's just a tax scheme
[20:13] Brayden: why would they make it if its a joke
[20:13] The Real Ziz Lady: i know because i have one
[20:13] Brayden: plz tell
[20:13] Brayden: they must be serious
[20:13] The Real Ziz Lady: if you need to take a course to know these things
[20:13] The Real Ziz Lady: you are polluting my genepool and need to GTFO -->
[20:14] Brayden: Q FUCKING Q
[20:14] The Real Ziz Lady: lawl brayden
[20:14] Brayden: lawl umm
[20:14] Brayden: Zillah :D
[20:14] Brayden: but still
[20:14] Brayden: i dont see the point of posting that
[20:14] Brayden: you learn that
[20:14] The Real Ziz Lady: but nothing
[20:14] Brayden: you have to remember
[20:14] Brayden: if not
[20:14] Brayden: see ya finger
[20:14] The Real Ziz Lady: thats your responsibility
[20:14] Brayden: yeh
[20:15] The Real Ziz Lady: you dont seriously think
[20:15] Brayden: WHY WOULD YOU POST THAT
[20:15] Brayden: people think
[20:15] The Real Ziz Lady: that everyione thats done the courses wears protection do you?\
[20:15] Brayden: obviously dum cunt
[20:15] The Real Ziz Lady: if you do your not only stupid but incredibly ignorant
[20:15] Brayden: Protection = Dont get hurt
[20:15] Brayden: no protect = get hurt
[20:15] The Real Ziz Lady: Doesnt mean people do it :downs:
[20:16] Brayden: thats there fault
[20:16] Brayden: what want me to buy them a finger
[20:16] The Real Ziz Lady: cause it's alot of effor to walk those 2m's to get the protection you know
[20:16] Brayden: i PROTECT
[20:16] The Real Ziz Lady: and hey that 1 % of vision loss you loose matters a hell of alot
[20:16] The Real Ziz Lady: :downs:
[20:16] Brayden: are you trying to say i dont
[20:16] Brayden: your saying i dont wear protection
[20:16] The Real Ziz Lady: know i'm saying your fucking stupid for assuming taht everyone else dows
[20:16] The Real Ziz Lady: because of a stupid day course
[20:16] Brayden: 2 day*
[20:16] Brayden: :P
[20:17] Brayden: but you learn that when your starting
[20:17] Brayden: just like every teacher , boss and maybe workmate
[20:17] The Real Ziz Lady: lmdao
[20:17] The Real Ziz Lady: idiot.
[20:17] Brayden: how?
[20:17] Brayden: my boss told me to REMEMBER ABOUT PROTECTION
[20:17] Brayden: so DOES MY WORKMATE
[20:17] The Real Ziz Lady: because you clearly have absolutely no experience of anyhting within the very industry
[20:17] The Real Ziz Lady: your seeking to work in
[20:17] Brayden: AND MY FUCKING CONSTRUCTION TEACHER
[20:17] The Real Ziz Lady: i've been working for over a year and a half
[20:18] Brayden: shit
[20:18] The Real Ziz Lady: and have been to hundreds of work sites
[20:18] Brayden: step back.
[20:18] Brayden: STEP BACK.
[20:18] The Real Ziz Lady: never ever been asked for a green card :downs:
[20:18] Brayden: 1 1/2 years
[20:18] Brayden: your lucky
[20:18] The Real Ziz Lady: and you assume that everyone who owns one is a saint/
[20:18] Brayden: inspector comes i think
[20:18] Brayden: once a month
[20:18] The Real Ziz Lady: no lmao
[20:18] Brayden: no i didnt
[20:18] Brayden: i say
[20:19] Brayden: by having a green card
[20:19] Brayden: you should be responsible at a worksite
[20:19] Brayden: tis showing you are responisble
[20:19] The Real Ziz Lady: lmfao
[20:20] The Real Ziz Lady: xD
[20:20] The Real Ziz Lady: it doesnt show fuckign shit
[20:20] Brayden: Wtf/
[20:20] The Real Ziz Lady: yoru basically saying a qualification means your competent
[20:20] The Real Ziz Lady: and no fucking way
[20:20] Brayden: School ones , must be different :O?
[20:20] The Real Ziz Lady: it's the same thing
[20:20] The Real Ziz Lady: exact same thing
[20:21] Brayden: but
[20:21] The Real Ziz Lady: seeing as it's goverment controlled :downs:
[20:21] The Real Ziz Lady: but you keep comming back to the test as an ultimatum
[20:21] The Real Ziz Lady: the one true truth
[20:21] The Real Ziz Lady: the only thing that matters
[20:21] The Real Ziz Lady: and that right there is shear idiocy
[20:21] Brayden: wateva brah
[20:21] Brayden: i got dinnnnneR
[20:21] Brayden: ttyl mmk?
[20:22] The Real Ziz Lady: if i'm online
[20:22] Brayden: <3 Builders?
[20:22] Brayden: ^^?
[20:22] <This user is now offline>

[n00b1n8R]

DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: OH MY GOD LOL
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: I JUST SAW THE MOST WHAT THE FUCK PORN RELATED THING EVER
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: ROFL
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: WTF
The Real Ziz Lady: WTF?!
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: http://zip.4chan.org/a/src/1209725104667.jpg
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: DISCUSS
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: AHAHAHA
The Real Ziz Lady: WHAT THE
FUCK
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: LOLOLOL
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: BEAT THAT
The Real Ziz Lady: WHAT THE FUCK
The Real Ziz Lady: HAHAHHA
The Real Ziz Lady: [20:54] Ross - RIP 20.PzGr :\: oh
[20:54] Ross - RIP 20.PzGr :\: oh wow
[20:54] Ross - RIP 20.PzGr :\: .
[20:54] The Real Ziz Lady: Rule 34 goes back to dinosaurs now?
[20:54] The Real Ziz Lady: xD
Ever seen 2 guys in full pterodactyl suits holding a women while a 3rd pterodactyl helmet's beak is placed in her :kiddysdon'treadthisword:?

Your missing out

[Bodzilla]

totally Hawt

[rossmum]

kolby: In the mission "Three leaf clover" I had gotten a four door car and I was on the opposite side of the street of the guys I had to pick up. So they come running across the street and out of fucking nowhere a semi comes and runs them all over and I fail the mission. It was too funny to really be pissed.
kolby: that's mine
rossmum: hahahahahaha fuck
kolby: - Outside Burger Shot, I bumped into a bunch of Hells Angels who started chasing me because I bumped into them all. As I was running, I took a swipe with my knife at a pedestrian who was a very fat guy with a long white beard. As I stabbed him, I decided to quickly finish him off and I could hear one of the Angels yell "No! Santa!"
kolby: hahahahahahahaha
rossmum: LOL
rossmum: OH MY GOD
rossmum: HAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAH
kolby: I think it was when I was speeding down an alleyway on a PCJ and accidentally hit a small outcropping at 100mph. I flew off the bike some thirty feet into the air, spinning head over feet and crashed headlong into a stack of long pipes which then started to roll off their pile and proceed to crush a nearby hobo.
kolby: ahahahahahaha
kolby: this fucking thread
kolby: is pure gold
WANT GTAIV

e:



kolby: I had spent a lot of my playtime on the story missions, so I decided to go exploring. First stop was a park with people walking, sitting and reading etc. I drive my sedan right into the park and bump a guy dressed like a college student (complete with messenger bag) who calls me "noob." I take offense to this and start bumping into him, hoping he'll want to fight. Instead, he tries to run so I knife him then take his money. I finish him off with a pistol shot to the head. Another college guy walking by says "L-O-L!" right before I shoot, and he screams and takes off. I just stand there, stunned.
kolby: I can attest to this
kolby: the nerdy guys use internet slang
kolby: in game
HOLY SHIT

[CN3089]

WANT GTAIV

e:


HOLY SHIT

you didn't post the link so

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=2838221

hurf blurf

[rossmum]

I didn't have the link because Kolby didn't give me it

http://sa.tweek.us/emots/images/emot-argh.gif

[Atty]

iAtty (12:32:42 AM):SHE IS ALSO A WAIF
iAtty (12:32:47 AM):SHE HAS 32B BREASTS
iAtty (12:32:50 AM):THAT IS WAIF LEVEL
Agamemnon (12:32:58 AM):SHE STILL HAS TIME TO GROW INTO IT
Agamemnon (12:33:00 AM):UNLIKE YOU
iAtty (12:33:02 AM):FUCK YOU
iAtty (12:33:05 AM):FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU
Agamemnon (12:33:13 AM):LMAO THAT WAS FUCKING GOLD
iAtty (12:33:19 AM):WAIT WHY DO I NEED BREASTS?! :GONK:
Agamemnon (12:33:32 AM):I AM LITERALY LOLLING
Agamemnon (12:33:35 AM):THAT WAS GOLD

[Agamemnon]

die

[ExAm]

He spontaneously combusted before you could burn him :lol:

[Sel]

[23:26] Selentic The Panda: AIDS WAS CREATED BY THE WHITE MAN
[23:26] Selentic The Panda: TO KILL THE COLOURED PEOPLE
[23:26] Selentic The Panda: I HEARD IT FROM OBAMAS PASTOR


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[LlamaMaster]

Asshole.

Don't quote yourself without plastering my name in your post. :mad:

Edit: Much better. :awesome:

[Sel]

Asshole.

Don't quote yourself without plastering my name in your post. :mad:

Better?

[Con]

Self-quoters are lame.

[Sel]

Self-quoters are lame.

Its not my fault no one ever says anything epic and worthy of being posted here to me :(

[CN3089]

Self-quoters are lame.

it's alright if it's funny


too bad selentic is about as funny as cystic acne http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c251/CN3089/Emoticons/mmmhmm.gif

[Sel]

it's alright if it's funny


too bad selentic is about as funny as cystic acne http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c251/CN3089/Emoticons/mmmhmm.gif

:gonk:

[Pooky]

People who quote themselves are assholes.
.

[CN3089]

it's alright if it's funny


too bad selentic is about as funny as cystic acne http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c251/CN3089/Emoticons/mmmhmm.gif
haha lol

[n00b1n8R]

DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: i r not model worthy?
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: ;___;
Pooky: you're not zilla D:
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: no i r not
Pooky: you don't make gay men leak in their pants
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: q__q
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: </3
The Real Ziz Lady: o______o
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: Pooky: dont get mad at me for telling the hard truth
Pooky: we can't all be zilla
Pooky: I wish I could be
Pooky: D:
The Real Ziz Lady: o_____o
Pooky: lmfao
;___;

[Bodzilla]

o_____o

[Botolf]

Interesting conversation there.

o_O

[Agamemnon]

iAtty (4:07:01 PM): iAtty (4:03:53 PM): in 6 minutes
iAtty (4:04:09 PM): i downed a whole foot long double meat sweet onion terriaki chicken sub from subway
iAtty (4:04:10 PM): and a banana
iAtty (4:07:14 PM): im still hungry too
Agamemnon582bc (4:07:42 PM): so the moral to the story is that you can gobble big, long objects down your throat in a small amount of time?
iAtty (4:08:21 PM): more or less
Agamemnon582bc (4:08:33 PM): you naughty girl

[TeeKup]

Wow Atticus.

[Con]

boy have I got the sub for you

[Agamemnon]

iAtty (6:59:43 PM): shit
iAtty returned at 6:59:44 PM.
iAtty (6:59:44 PM): i've had
iAtty (6:59:45 PM): two
iAtty (6:59:47 PM): subway subs
iAtty (6:59:49 PM): in under 3 hours
iAtty (6:59:55 PM): its all I've eaten today
Agamemnon582bc (7:00:19 PM): I'm going to play Freudian's advocate here
iAtty (7:00:26 PM): explain
Agamemnon582bc (7:00:28 PM): maybe you just like long things in your mouth?
iAtty (7:01:05 PM): I EAT THEM IN 6 INCH HALVES
iAtty (7:01:07 PM): wait
iAtty (7:01:08 PM): let me see
iAtty (7:01:16 PM): so you like average sized things in groups
Agamemnon582bc (7:01:34 PM): I'm not the one only eating subs here, remember?
iAtty (7:01:47 PM): I WAS SAYING WHAT YOU'D SAY TO ME
Agamemnon582bc (7:02:17 PM): actually, I'd probably say because you haven't grown into it that you subconsciously eat only half the sub first to compensate
iAtty (7:02:52 PM): ok fuck you

[TeeKup]

Huh, thats only an inch less than me. Gonna have to call off that date atty, I might choke ya.

[n00b1n8R]

TMI

[ExAm]

TMIWTMI

[Pooky]

TMI


WTMI
:awesome:

Teekup lets have a swordfight >:U

[n00b1n8R]

It's difficult to fight with a 3 inch sword pooky. :downs:

[Pooky]

I guess you should stay out of it then :downs:

[FlyingStone]

Huh, thats only an inch less than me. Gonna have to call off that date atty, I might choke ya.

Hot

[n00b1n8R]

I guess you should stay out of it then :downs:
http://sa.tweek.us/emots/images/emot-supaburn.gif

[TeeKup]

Ryujin says:
YOU HAVE EVERY CHANCE TO BE GAY
Ryujin says:
GO TO IT DAMNIT
Ryujin says:
DO*
Ryujin says:
CMON WOMEN ARE IMPULSIVE AND INDECISIVE
~~Quaresma~~ says:
Sorry
Ryujin says:
although I cant argue with a nice rack...
~~Quaresma~~ says:
not a fan of the cock
~~Quaresma~~ says:
exactly
Ryujin says:
i groped one befor
Ryujin says:
for...an extended period of time...
Ryujin says:
it was...
Ryujin says:
im going back to my sentinel now...
~~Quaresma~~ says:
lol
Ryujin says:
don't you dare post that...
~~Quaresma~~ says:
Thanks you just made me less gay than I was before
Ryujin says:
I swear to god
Ryujin says:
isga;s
Ryujin says:
WTF
Ryujin says:
NO
~~Quaresma~~ says:
> : D
Ryujin says:
BAD
Ryujin says:
DAMNIT
Ryujin says:
what are your ancestral origins again?
Ryujin says:
you look latino
~~Quaresma~~ says:
trying to change topics now arnt you?
Ryujin says:
no im serious
~~Quaresma~~ says:
Fine
~~Quaresma~~ says:
im part mexican and italian
Ryujin says:
OH COME THE FUCK ON
Ryujin says:
THATS LIKE THE PERFECT COMBINATION
~~Quaresma~~ says:
my great grandfather was from spain
~~Quaresma~~ says:
lol
Ryujin says:
YOU ASSHOLE
Ryujin says:
.....i
Ryujin says:
..i'm italien....
Ryujin says:
but I want a latino...
~~Quaresma~~ says:
That made me lol
~~Quaresma~~ says:
I went to mexico city once
~~Quaresma~~ says:
And it was full of gay men
~~Quaresma~~ says:
Think youll like it
Ryujin says:
SERIOUSLY!?
~~Quaresma~~ says:
Yhea
Ryujin says:
goddamnit..
~~Quaresma~~ says:
I got ass slapped a few times and it wa fucking akward...I never wana go back again
Ryujin says:
hell id ass slap you
~~Quaresma~~ says:
D:
Ryujin says:
and i dont normally do that
Ryujin says:
BLAME YOUR GODDAMN HAIR
Ryujin says:
ok thats enough
Ryujin says:
give me your scalp
Ryujin says:
now
~~Quaresma~~ says:
Give me yours
~~Quaresma~~ says:
now
Ryujin says:
where do you live
Ryujin says:
and we'll just switch on the spot
Ryujin says:
then go back to where ever
Ryujin says:
and that will be the end of things
~~Quaresma~~ says:
OHH I SEE WHAR YOUR GONNA DO

Ryujin says:
..?
Ryujin says:
!
Ryujin says:
YOU TWIT I WANT YOUR FUCKING HAIR
~~Quaresma~~ says:
For some reason I think to sexual some times

Me and grunt.......chatting.

[Rob Oplawar]

"The fires of Heaven will rain down upon the wicked. And the wicked will scream with their mouth holes. And God will laugh." -Constalias 34:18
...

[n00b1n8R]

DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: since when are you "the" poop
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: your a poop
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: not the only one
<3 THE POop <3: D:!
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: gosh
<3 THE POop <3: lies
<3 THE POop <3: im THE poop
<3 THE POop <3: :D!
poop: no ur not
poop: .
<3 THE POop <3: :((((((((
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: OR ARE YOU
poop: no
poop: deffinetly not
.

Trace: and i just found a pic on forchan
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: orite
Trace: story of my motherfucking life
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: rofl
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: linkz
Trace: I lost it
Trace: but isaved it
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: host + links GOGOGO
Trace: lemme upload
Trace: it made me RAAAGGGEEEEE
Trace: and lol at the same time
Trace: http://img210.imageshack.us/img210/4381/1209870278890iw5.jpg
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: ahaha
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: saw that a while ago
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: rofl
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: also .__.

[~ZMT~Trace]

Trace: i think its bad luck that we both look almost the same as the persons inthe comic ( .__.)
:tinfoil:

Trace: post ending in 00 will tell me what color to dye my hair

[Rob Oplawar]

Who are you? Where did you come from?

How is it that I keep missing these relatively active members? I've never heard of Trace before.

[n00b1n8R]

He just changed his avatar, so that may have something to do with it.

[Con]

Yes.

I wish he'd change it back.

[n00b1n8R]

I concur.
That guy is just sad. :smith:
also:

[16:51] HannahMarii [[/ "Dena" in Caught In The Act ]]: Are you also on aim?
[16:51] n00b1n8R: no
[16:51] HannahMarii [[/ "Dena" in Caught In The Act ]]: Bonus points if you tell Aggy i am on msn
[16:51] n00b1n8R: or am i
[16:51] HannahMarii [[/ "Dena" in Caught In The Act ]]: GO
[16:51] n00b1n8R: i havn't added aggy
[16:51] HannahMarii [[/ "Dena" in Caught In The Act ]]: TELL HIM
[16:51] HannahMarii [[/ "Dena" in Caught In The Act ]]: Oh my shit.
[16:51] HannahMarii [[/ "Dena" in Caught In The Act ]]: Just do this for me.
[16:53] n00b1n8R: what's his screen-name?
[16:54] HannahMarii [[/ "Dena" in Caught In The Act ]]: Ugh
[16:54] HannahMarii [[/ "Dena" in Caught In The Act ]]: Let me look it up
:words:
[16:56] HannahMarii [[/ "Dena" in Caught In The Act ]]: He took it off his profile
[16:56] HannahMarii [[/ "Dena" in Caught In The Act ]]: FAT
[16:56] HannahMarii [[/ "Dena" in Caught In The Act ]]: FAWK*
[16:56] HannahMarii [[/ "Dena" in Caught In The Act ]]: Ill PM him
[16:56] n00b1n8R: rofl
[16:56] n00b1n8R: he's probably sick of teenage girls getting ahold of it
[16:56] n00b1n8R: wait
[16:57] HannahMarii [[/ "Dena" in Caught In The Act ]]: ---->
[16:57] HannahMarii [[/ "Dena" in Caught In The Act ]]: OUT:haw:


[17:00] HannahMarii [[/ "Dena" in Caught In The Act ]]: Ew
[17:00] HannahMarii [[/ "Dena" in Caught In The Act ]]: 2 people had sex onstage
[17:00] HannahMarii [[/ "Dena" in Caught In The Act ]]: SCANDINAVIANS.
[17:00] n00b1n8R: awesome
[17:00] n00b1n8R: link
[17:00] HannahMarii [[/ "Dena" in Caught In The Act ]]: Its on tv
[17:00] n00b1n8R: ROFL
[17:00] HannahMarii [[/ "Dena" in Caught In The Act ]]: hurfdurf
[17:00] n00b1n8R: ahahahahaha
[17:00] n00b1n8R: ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
[17:00] n00b1n8R: live porno
[17:00] HannahMarii [[/ "Dena" in Caught In The Act ]]: Yup
[17:00] n00b1n8R: man, now why don't we have that in australia D:
[17:00] HannahMarii [[/ "Dena" in Caught In The Act ]]: :U
[17:02] HannahMarii [[/ "Dena" in Caught In The Act ]]: We actually have that in america D:
[17:02] n00b1n8R: wow
[17:02] n00b1n8R: america's failure in international standards just got reduced
[17:02] n00b1n8R: by a point
[17:03] HannahMarii [[/ "Dena" in Caught In The Act ]]: But its pay-per-view. So the kiddies cant watch. You have to have a password from the cable company.
[17:03] n00b1n8R: oh
[17:03] n00b1n8R: cable
[17:03] n00b1n8R: AND BACK DOWN THEY GO

[ExAm]

EFFFF CEEEE CEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRGHHHH http://thereaperman.com/xbh/Smileys/default/emot-argh.gif

EDIT:



#830747 (http://bash.org/?830747) + (http://bash.org/?le=d722697fe34731b44696c8281a348821&rox=830747)(7333)- (http://bash.org/?le=d722697fe34731b44696c8281a348821&sox=830747) [X] (http://bash.org/?le=d722697fe34731b44696c8281a348821&sux=830747)
<Montana> yeh but chinese for dinner.. Peking Dick FTW
<Dauntless> ... LOL
<Montana> omg here we go
<Dauntless> Can you say bash.org?
<Montana> why? so it can join the other 1 million quotes of random people saying 'i love wang.. oops typo, i meant computers.
<Montana> Screw this
<Montana> If i'm getting quoted I'm getting my moneys worth:
<Montana> MONTY PRESENTS THE ULTIMATE QUOTE
<Montana> OMFG my naked sister just ran into my room and before I could sex her she set fire/other means of destruction to my room but because Im a total geek it doesnt occur to me to get of irc and fix it.
<Montana> I instead enter a conversation on computers: OMG MY COMPUTER HAS GOT A VIRUS! OH WAIT NO, ITS WINDOWS/LINUX/MAC/NORTON/AOL. Now for the obligatory Windows ME insult where the name of the product is mistaken for a pronoun for myself:
<Montana> ME SO GAY! WHOOPS IT LOOKS LIKE THE INTENDED PURPOSE OF THAT STATEMENT WAS TO HIGHLIGHT MY OWN HOMOSEXUALITY WHEREAS I MEANT IT TO BE THE HOMOSEXUALITY OF THE OPERATING SYSTEM! HOW EMBARASSING!
<Montana> Now for the topic of sex:
<Montana> I HAVE A GF.. AND BY GF I OF COURSE MEAN A GFORCE 20MB 3.45 SYSTEM RETRO POWER MAX SUPERMAN RAPING COMPUTER STICK!
<Montana> Furthermore, I make a comment as to the worth of sex but comment of my lack of sexual activity.
<Montana> Hmm
<Montana> I'm forgetting the most impostant part! The lack of social interaction!
<Montana> OMG I just opened my blinds and the sunlight burnt and I saw this guy with a swollen chest and I was like WTF and my dad says 'thats called a girl' im like WTF IS A GIRL then i went and downloaded 50GB of porn.
<Montana> </end rant>
<Montana> Anyways, as I said before.. dinner.. brb
<Dauntless> o_o

[rossmum]

kolby: you know how the US army is using those remote controlled robots now right
rossmum: yes
kolby: and to control them, they're using 360 controllers?
rossmum: LOL
kolby: http://img.waffleimages.com/cdaa3f5ef4137b05fb702c5fd932aaf1ac9a7c76/mc-1Large.jpg
rossmum: you serious?
kolby: yeah look
rossmum: hahahahahaahahahah win
kolby: but I love the goon caption someone did
kolby: BOGDEN PUT THE FUCKING CALL OF DUTY DOWN FOR 10 FUCKING MINUTES GOD DAMN
lol'd

e:

oh shit



kolby: http://goloud.org/images/Misc/abb.jpg
kolby: hahah the caption a goon made
kolby: "OUR UAV IS ONLINE!"

[TeeKup]

Sav:Kun says:
After death note i think...
Ryujin says:
ive lost interest in deathnote
Ryujin says:
after i found out the basically everyone dies
Ryujin says:
i woke up last night and saw and hear mellow for the first time
Sav:Kun says:
When i saw i in japanese it was like wathcing an anime law and order.
Ryujin says:
ROFL!

[Con]

[21:18] FlamingRain: hey man
[21:18] FlamingRain: i've got a funny story
[21:18] Connor: hey
[21:18] FlamingRain: basically
[21:19] FlamingRain: masters is trying to make me look like a dumbass over aim atm
[21:19] FlamingRain: you know i did 2 animation sets for h3mt rite
[21:19] FlamingRain: i try to help out because their animations werent par right
[21:19] FlamingRain: and because i helped with their team the team fell apart
[21:19] FlamingRain: i was sorry
[21:19] FlamingRain: doan was going to take out my content
[21:19] FlamingRain: then
[21:19] FlamingRain: i say one thing bad about masters
[21:19] FlamingRain: hdoan sends it to him
[21:19] FlamingRain: he comes in
[21:19] FlamingRain: and opens a can of whoop ass on me
[21:20] FlamingRain: im like
[21:20] FlamingRain: no
[21:20] FlamingRain: no
[21:20] FlamingRain: no
[21:20] FlamingRain: no
[21:20] FlamingRain: no
[21:20] FlamingRain: and
[21:20] FlamingRain: no
[21:20] FlamingRain: hes like
[21:20] FlamingRain: yes
[21:20] FlamingRain: yes
[21:20] FlamingRain: yes
[21:20] FlamingRain: you're dumb
[21:20] FlamingRain: you're dumb
[21:20] FlamingRain: you're dumb
you're dum
[21:20] FlamingRain: literally
[21:20] FlamingRain: it gets annoying that we have masters that does that
[21:20] Connor: i thought this was supposed to be a funny story?

.

[Bodzilla]

all i read was "i'm a huge whinging cry baby."
:raise:

[Bodzilla]

[19:30] The Real Ziz Lady: Am i getting better :D?D?D:D:D:
[19:30] The Real Ziz Lady: :D?!
[19:30] DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: idk i cant hear any more
[19:34] DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: unplug your guitar boi
[19:34] The Real Ziz Lady: what?
[19:34] DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: put your mic back in
[19:34] The Real Ziz Lady: it shouldnt have just transmitted that Unholy shred of awesome ?
[19:34] The Real Ziz Lady: ok
[19:34] The Real Ziz Lady: done
[19:35] The Real Ziz Lady: yo?
[19:35] The Real Ziz Lady: you hear me?
[19:35] The Real Ziz Lady: how bout now?
[19:35] DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: JESUS FUCK
[19:36] The Real Ziz Lady: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HAHAHAH

HE DIDNT KNOW.

BUT IT WAS A TRAP!

[n00b1n8R]

does this mean it's safe to put my headphones back on now?

[Pooky]

does this mean it's safe to put my headphones back on now?

No, because

ckhasegf2wA&NR=1

[Masterz1337]

all i read was "i'm a huge whinging cry baby."
:raise:
Isn't that 90% of everything Frain says?

[TeeKup]

No, because

ckhasegf2wA&NR=1

What in fucks name was that.

[PlasbianX]

Looks like some crazy shit from Robot Chicken lol.

[Sel]

[20:30] CLS_GRUNT the Schnauzer: D:
[20:31] Selentic The Panda: I have the solution to americas drug problem
[20:31] Selentic The Panda: no one wants to hear it
[20:31] Selentic The Panda: but I have it
[20:31] Selentic The Panda: Not less drugs
[20:31] Selentic The Panda: MORE DRUGS
[20:32] Selentic The Panda: get more drugs
[20:32] Selentic The Panda: and give them to the right fucking people
[20:32] CLS_GRUNT the Schnauzer: K
[20:32] CLS_GRUNT the Schnauzer: I think ive just gone in cardiac arrest just hearing that plan
[20:33] Selentic The Panda: Lol
[20:35] CLS_GRUNT the Schnauzer: Yup
[20:35] CLS_GRUNT the Schnauzer: Im diying thanks to you
[20:36] Selentic The Panda: cool
[20:36] CLS_GRUNT the Schnauzer: DONT JUST STAND THERE CALL TE AMBULANCE
[20:36] CLS_GRUNT the Schnauzer: THE POLICE
[20:37] CLS_GRUNT the Schnauzer: THE A-TEAM
[20:37] Selentic The Panda: Why the fuck arent you dead yet
[20:37] Selentic The Panda: >:}
[20:37] Selentic The Panda: Fucking keyboard
[20:37] Selentic The Panda: hate this one
[20:37] Selentic The Panda: >:|
[20:37] CLS_GRUNT the Schnauzer: HUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUUHUHUUHUHUHUHU
[20:37] CLS_GRUNT the Schnauzer: ....
[20:37] CLS_GRUNT the Schnauzer: *Dies*[20:38] CLS_GRUNT the Schnauzer: *comes back as a ghost*
[20:38] CLS_GRUNT the Schnauzer: I fucking hate you

[p0lar_bear]

[05:13] Timo: oh and I don't mind cockroach pics either
[05:13] Timo: But they're fucking disgusting IRL
[05:13] Timo: Like most shock images :v:
[05:13] p0lar_bear: how so?
[05:13] p0lar_bear: what do they do that is so gross that an image can't capture?
[05:13] Timo: I think i'd puke if I saw a dude walk up to me, turn around, and open his asshole up
[05:14] Timo: or if I turned around and saw a chick power chucking from her ass into her face
[05:14] p0lar_bear: i'd barf probably from the smell on the latter
[05:14] Timo: .
[05:15] Timo: More senses involved I guess
[05:15] Timo: What would goaste sound like?
[05:15] Timo: Would it echo if you talked infront of it?

[Bodzilla]

[05:13] Timo: oh and I don't mind cockroach pics either
[05:13] Timo: But they're fucking disgusting IRL
[05:13] Timo: Like most shock images :v:
[05:13] p0lar_bear: how so?
[05:13] p0lar_bear: what do they do that is so gross that an image can't capture?
[05:13] Timo: I think i'd puke if I saw a dude walk up to me, turn around, and open his asshole up
[05:14] Timo: or if I turned around and saw a chick power chucking from her ass into her face
[05:14] p0lar_bear: i'd barf probably from the smell on the latter
[05:14] Timo: .
[05:15] Timo: More senses involved I guess
[05:15] Timo: What would goaste sound like?
[05:15] Timo: Would it echo if you talked infront of it?
So thats what you admins and mods get up too.
:v:

[Bodzilla]

[22:15] The Real Ziz Lady: bug dude.
[22:15] Ross - RIP 20.PzGr :\: what
[22:16] The Real Ziz Lady: i always knew you had a thing for the cockys :v:

http://www.modacity.net/forums/showthread.php?t=9812&page=2

E:

also:
[22:09] Ph☼ßîä§ /|\ Talîc: SUP?
[22:11] The Real Ziz Lady: Tired D;
[22:11] Ph☼ßîä§ /|\ Talîc: D:
[22:11] Ph☼ßîä§ /|\ Talîc: go to bed then
[22:12] The Real Ziz Lady: D:
[22:12] Ph☼ßîä§ /|\ Talîc: what?
[22:12] Ph☼ßîä§ /|\ Talîc: can't sleep? got something to do?
[22:12] The Real Ziz Lady: no
[22:12] The Real Ziz Lady: i'm jusrt a filthy disgusting forum whore
[22:12] The Real Ziz Lady: i need help phobias D:
[22:12] Ph☼ßîä§ /|\ Talîc: lol
[22:15] The Real Ziz Lady: i have a headache D:
[22:15] Ph☼ßîä§ /|\ Talîc: D:
[22:16] Ph☼ßîä§ /|\ Talîc: that's because of the forum whoring.
[22:17] The Real Ziz Lady: NO I JUST NEED A LARGER FIX
[22:17] The Real Ziz Lady: help me D:
[22:17] Ph☼ßîä§ /|\ Talîc: I suggest you smack your head up against a pillow once and leave it there to set overnight
[22:17] Ph☼ßîä§ /|\ Talîc: ^

Hmm, a perplexing move mister bond, But you'll have to better then that to make me fall into your trap.

[DaneO'Roo]

[10:30:35 PM] - chat sex live says: Salut Bel homme
[10:30:57 PM] Dane Mark Brennand says: lol wtf?
[10:31:01 PM] - chat sex live says: Ma webcam ne marche pas sur skype!!! (inlove) ca marche sur http:www.************ !!!
[10:31:19 PM] Dane Mark Brennand says: how bout fuck off you twat
[10:31:25 PM] - chat sex live says: sur http:www.************ !!! tu peut voir qui je suis vraiment
[10:31:45 PM] Dane Mark Brennand says: english mother fucker, do you speak it
[10:31:47 PM] - chat sex live says: sur http:www.************ !!! y'a des joiles femmes !
[10:32:01 PM] Dane Mark Brennand says: 10 seconds and your b&
[10:32:04 PM] Dane Mark Brennand says: 9
[10:32:06 PM] Dane Mark Brennand says: 8
[10:32:08 PM] Dane Mark Brennand says: 7
[10:32:10 PM] Dane Mark Brennand says: 6
[10:32:12 PM] Dane Mark Brennand says: 5
[10:32:13 PM] Dane Mark Brennand says: 4
[10:32:14 PM] Dane Mark Brennand says: 3
[10:32:15 PM] Dane Mark Brennand says: 2
[10:32:16 PM] Dane Mark Brennand says: 1
[10:32:22 PM] Dane Mark Brennand says: babai

[StankBacon]

[05:15] Timo: What would goaste sound like?
[05:15] Timo: Would it echo if you talked infront of it?


lmfao.

[TeeKup]

[21:30] TeeKupHalofan: your behavior is irrational
[21:30] TeeKupHalofan: D:
[21:30] SelenticThePanda: Yes
[21:30] SelenticThePanda: I dont care how harmless people tell me things are
[21:30] SelenticThePanda: If it has the ability to harm me
[21:30] SelenticThePanda: I tend to stay away
[21:30] SelenticThePanda: because Im a pussy http://images.meebo.com/image/skin/beta/img/emoticons/big_smile.gif
[21:30] TeeKupHalofan: but it ca-
[21:30] TeeKupHalofan: Wow
[21:30] TeeKupHalofan: i take it up the ass and your more of a bitch than me

[FlyingStone]

:lmao: ^

[Sel]

:haw:

Oh wait D:

[Llama Juice]

Someone posted this on another forum.... said she found it in a livejournal...


I am a single mother in her early thirties. Recently I had a surgery that requires me to take high dosages of sleeping pills at night. They are very powerful and make me sleep heavily. Starting about a week ago, I began waking up feeling sore, and agitated around my anus. I first thought that it was a possible side effect of the medication, but after consulting my doctor I was assured this was not the case. It continued, and several nights later I forgot to take my medication. I fell asleep without much problem. I was shocked to be woken up later that night to sharp pains in my abdomen. I quickly realized that it was caused by my son (16 years old) penetrating me anally. I was so shocked I pretended to still be asleep because I did not know how to deal with it at the time. Please I am desperate. I do not know how to confront my son about this, and I am afraid of going to sleep with my medication again. I love my son, but I feel violated and lost. How should I handle this? I pray that I raised a son I can be proud of, but I feel like I am losing him and this is tearing me apart. How can I save my him ?

[Bodzilla]

woah.

[Reaper Man]

Ahahah "tearing me apart."

[LlamaMaster]

Ahahah "tearing me apart."
Oh my god LMFAO. :lmao: Saying thats messed up just doesn't cut it.

[n00b1n8R]

O__o

[Rob Oplawar]

holy shit. am I a bad person for loling at that?

[rossmum]

[10:30:35 PM] - chat sex live says: Salut Bel homme
[10:30:57 PM] Dane Mark Brennand says: lol wtf?
[10:31:01 PM] - chat sex live says: Ma webcam ne marche pas sur skype!!! (inlove) ca marche sur http:www.************ (http://www.************) !!!
[10:31:19 PM] Dane Mark Brennand says: how bout fuck off you twat
[10:31:25 PM] - chat sex live says: sur http:www.************ (http://www.************) !!! tu peut voir qui je suis vraiment
[10:31:45 PM] Dane Mark Brennand says: english mother fucker, do you speak it
[10:31:47 PM] - chat sex live says: sur http:www.************ (http://www.************) !!! y'a des joiles femmes !
[10:32:01 PM] Dane Mark Brennand says: 10 seconds and your b&
[10:32:04 PM] Dane Mark Brennand says: 9
[10:32:06 PM] Dane Mark Brennand says: 8
[10:32:08 PM] Dane Mark Brennand says: 7
[10:32:10 PM] Dane Mark Brennand says: 6
[10:32:12 PM] Dane Mark Brennand says: 5
[10:32:13 PM] Dane Mark Brennand says: 4
[10:32:14 PM] Dane Mark Brennand says: 3
[10:32:15 PM] Dane Mark Brennand says: 2
[10:32:16 PM] Dane Mark Brennand says: 1
[10:32:22 PM] Dane Mark Brennand says: babai
AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH, FUCK

"Hi sexy"

e:

holy shit @ this page

[TeeKup]

[19:09] TeeKupHalofan: its so cute
[19:09] plasbianx1337: http://images.starpulse.com/Photos/Previews/Tokio-Hotel-ta03.jpg
[19:09] plasbianx1337: thats him now in 2008.
[19:09] TeeKupHalofan: SOMETHING WRONG WITH THAT
[19:09] plasbianx1337: http://www.totalconverter.com/img/TokioHotel2.jpg
[19:10] plasbianx1337: look at him there http://images.meebo.com/image/skin/beta/img/emoticons/tongue.gif
[19:10] TeeKupHalofan: I SWEAR HE's A WOMAN
[19:10] plasbianx1337: and his twin is on the far right. And he too looks like a girl kinda.
[19:10] TeeKupHalofan: HE MUST GET DOMINATED LIKE EVERY NIGHT

[Pooky]

Huh, I didn't think guys could ever be so...


pretty <_<

[Con]

Wait, that's a guy >_>?

[FlyingStone]

Wow, that looks like a girl, I mean exactly like a girl.



I'd ride that.

EDIT:

9:13 PM - friedmetroid:
http://images.starpulse.com/Photos/Previews/Tokio-Hotel-ta03.jpg
*arugment about how it really is a girl, and if it isn't its a "it"*
9:14 PM - FlyingStone: god wow
9:14 PM - FlyingStone: thats gross
9:14 PM - friedmetroid: or, you mean it's a girl because if it isn't you just fapped to a guy xD

[TeeKup]

See in this video he looks like a guy, very adorable. But that was in 2005. Today he looks like a fucking woman. VERY WRONG.
vtr2c42C-_A

[FlyingStone]

Dammit, i fapped to a guy.
/wrists :saddowns:

[PlasbianX]

Dammit, i fapped to a guy.
/wrists :saddowns:

/wrists too :[

And yea its a guy. His name is tom and their band is the biggest thing to come outta Germany in 20 years. His twin bro is the wigger with the blond dreadlocks on the guitar :P

[rossmum]

What the fuck no

Rammstein are so, so much better why do people listen to crap these days

LOOK AT ME I'M SO MISUNDERSTOOD I SHOW THIS THROUGH MY SHITTY HAIR AND NUMEROUS PIERCINGS ALSO I SOUND LIKE A WOMAN AND LOOK SOMEWHAT LIKE ONE TOO

[Rob Oplawar]

I heard that Rammstein wasn't even from Germany, but I may be misinformed. I like Rammstein too, but it's funny you should say it's so much better than other stuff. I speak a little German, and once you know the words, Rammstein's lyrics sound to me about on par with "LOOK AT ME I'M SO MISUNDERSTOOD I SHOW THIS THROUGH MY SHITTY HAIR AND NUMEROUS PIERCINGS ALSO I SOUND LIKE A WOMAN AND LOOK SOMEWHAT LIKE ONE TOO", except replace the word "woman" with "insane raving German foaming at the mouth"

[Bodzilla]

See in this video he looks like a guy, very adorable. But that was in 2005. Today he looks like a fucking woman. VERY WRONG.
vtr2c42C-_A
no he really doesnt.

[rossmum]

I heard that Rammstein wasn't even from Germany, but I may be misinformed. I like Rammstein too, but it's funny you should say it's so much better than other stuff. I speak a little German, and once you know the words, Rammstein's lyrics sound to me about on par with "LOOK AT ME I'M SO MISUNDERSTOOD I SHOW THIS THROUGH MY SHITTY HAIR AND NUMEROUS PIERCINGS ALSO I SOUND LIKE A WOMAN AND LOOK SOMEWHAT LIKE ONE TOO", except replace the word "woman" with "insane raving German foaming at the mouth"
Depends on the song, Mutter and Adios for example are all angsty but it's done in a cool way as opposed to just whimpering into a mic. Stuff like Du Hast and Du Riechst So Gut is pretty far from that, about committment and smelling good respectively.

I speak a bit too :haw:

[Bodzilla]

Fuck you and your understanding of rammstein's lyrics http://i.somethingawful.com/forumsystem/emoticons/emot-argh.gif

[Rob Oplawar]

Actually, I love the lyrics to Ich Will:


Könnt ihr mich hören?
Könnt ihr mich sehen?
Könnt ihr mich f¨¹hlen?
Ich versteh euch nicht!
e: put in quotes to pretend to still be on topic.

[Agamemnon]

I heard that Rammstein wasn't even from Germany, but I may be misinformed. I like Rammstein too, but it's funny you should say it's so much better than other stuff. I speak a little German, and once you know the words, Rammstein's lyrics sound to me about on par with "LOOK AT ME I'M SO MISUNDERSTOOD I SHOW THIS THROUGH MY SHITTY HAIR AND NUMEROUS PIERCINGS ALSO I SOUND LIKE A WOMAN AND LOOK SOMEWHAT LIKE ONE TOO", except replace the word "woman" with "insane raving German foaming at the mouth"
You are misinformed. Very, very misinformed. This is why you lose first in Starcraft.

KEKEKEKEKEKE

[Rob Oplawar]

don't listen to me- i don't know what the fuck I'm talking about.

[Agamemnon]

http://www.notaddicted.com/fansythefamous.php

[Bodzilla]

ZOHMAIGAWD.

AGGY BANNED?

AGAIN
:gonk:
also See you soon baby >: D

[Bodzilla]

-=AWOL=- n00b1n8R has changed their name to Elmo the Emo Emperor.
BodZilla: SUP
BodZilla: I HATE YOU
Elmo the Emo Emperor: you prick
BodZilla: TELL HIM TO GET ONE OTHER PTER LAWLL K
Elmo the Emo Emperor: speak english?
BodZilla: tell n00b to get on xfire on teh other computer
BodZilla: god >_<
BodZilla: also also
BodZilla: He's fat
BodZilla: he has to know
Elmo the Emo Emperor: He's om the tub
BodZilla: also refer to him only as "the Crimson chin"
BodZilla: He needs to know
BodZilla: Yell Out crimson chin
BodZilla: Do it!
Elmo the Emo Emperor: he caled you a faggot
BodZilla: call him the crimson chin again
BodZilla: do it
BodZilla: He loves it like the fire of a thousand burnin suns
BodZilla: <3
BodZilla: Tell him i want him naked
BodZilla: do it
BodZilla: UR NOT DOING IT
BodZilla: I SAID NAKED
Elmo the Emo Emperor: he sais he wants you to
BodZilla: what a sweet heart
BodZilla: tell him he's the crimson chin
BodZilla: :-#
BodZilla: and's an hero
Elmo the Emo Emperor is now Offline.


Go n00bs Little Bro.
He's a trooper!

[n00b1n8R]

Propit: Elmo never said anything to me till after the event ("why did zilla say to call you the crimson chin?")

It's asskick o'clock >:U

[TeeKup]

no he really doesnt.

SHUT UP, HE'S CUTE EMO. The way he's sitting I just want to cuddle with him, then later that night dominate him.

[Sel]

Teek, why do you keep showing us pictures of gender confused men :gonk:

[Sel]

[14:39] LlamaMaster: "so, yah....uhhh, anal?"
[14:40] LlamaMaster: harris hill road, texas,
[14:40] LlamaMaster: come to me


lol removed address.

[PlasbianX]

[18:30:08] Heather: youre more than a best friend to me. idk how to explain it. i dont like you like bf wise or anything but i love you. i dont know in what way. its not like a brother or boyfriend or anything. i just need you. i love talking to you. i love being with you. idk. i have no clue what kind of love it is but theres somethin about you i really like. if that makes any sense


Not a funny quote, but it made me go 'awwwwwwww.'

[n00b1n8R]

Obviously she wasn't talking about you silly. :downs:

[10:37] BobaTheFett76: I am going to kill myself over what I saw today
[10:37] BobaTheFett76: It's a blow to internetkind, noob
[10:37] n000b1n8R: went to 4chan did we?
[10:37] BobaTheFett76: no i do that all the time
[10:37] BobaTheFett76: Here's what happened
[10:37] BobaTheFett76: I was walking into my english class right
[10:38] BobaTheFett76: and I happened to glance at the board
[10:38] BobaTheFett76: only to see the most popular chick in school
[10:38] BobaTheFett76: drawing :awesome:
[10:38] BobaTheFett76: on the board
[10:38] n000b1n8R: :awesome:
[10:38] BobaTheFett76: UH NO
[10:38] BobaTheFett76: NOOB
[10:38] BobaTheFett76: ITS NOT COOL ANYMORE
[10:38] BobaTheFett76: WE NEED SOMETHING NEW
[10:38] n000b1n8R: no, it's fucking awesome
[10:38] n000b1n8R: :awesome:
[10:38] BobaTheFett76: we need
[10:38] BobaTheFett76: a leader
[10:39] BobaTheFett76: LIKE YOU
[10:39] BobaTheFett76: LIKE YOU
[10:39] n000b1n8R: LIKE ME?
[10:39] BobaTheFett76: LIKE YOU
[10:39] BobaTheFett76: LIKE YOU
[10:39] n000b1n8R: LIKE ME!
[10:39] n000b1n8R: but in no way like you
[10:39] n000b1n8R: http://sa.tweek.us/emots/images/emot-colbert.gif

[Assault&Battery]

SHUT UP, HE'S CUTE EMO. The way he's sitting I just want to cuddle with him, then later that night dominate him.
:gonk:

[n00b1n8R]

I <3 KITTIES & PONIES: Ross - RIP 20.PzGr :\: i don't shitpost
I <3 KITTIES & PONIES: LOL
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: LOL
.

[Pooky]

LOL

[Bodzilla]

LOL

[ExAm]

LOL

[rossmum]

OUT OF CONTEXT YOU FAGGOTS, I said I don't shitpost that [referring to a certain thread] much.

[n00b1n8R]

lol

[Bodzilla]

[17:45] <rossmum is now playing Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare Multiplayer>
[17:45] <rossmum stopped playing Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare Multiplayer>
[17:45] <rossmum is now playing Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare Multiplayer>
[17:46] <rossmum stopped playing Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare Multiplayer>
[17:48] <rossmum is now playing Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare Multiplayer>
[17:48] <rossmum stopped playing Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare Multiplayer>
[17:48] <rossmum is now playing Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare Single Player>
[17:48] <rossmum stopped playing Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare Single Player>
[17:50] <rossmum is now playing Garry's Mod>
[17:50] <rossmum stopped playing Garry's Mod>
[17:55] <rossmum is now playing Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare Multiplayer>
[17:55] <rossmum stopped playing Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare Multiplayer>
[17:55] <rossmum is now playing Garry's Mod>
[19:05] <This user is now online>
[19:05] <rossmum is now playing Garry's Mod>

Make up your mind dammit. Your spamming my Xfire >:U

[n00b1n8R]

Close the window you downser

[Llama Juice]

lol look at the timestamps...

[STLRamsFan]

Quote of the year:

This person here IMed me about some tournment he was having. He offered the winner a position in his clan and pictures of his girl friend. When I asked him about that, it lead to this:

tahfairi: 1st look at my avatar
tahfairi: it clearly tells that im a girl
tahfairi: im not lesbian
tahfairi: i have many pics of my gf
Rams: ok I'm confused... you say that you're a girl, you're not lesbian yet you have a girl friend...

[TeeKup]

:gonk:

Hi new member, I'm gay btw.

[ExAm]

Quote of the year:

This person here IMed me about some tournment he was having. He offered the winner a position in his clan and pictures of his girl friend. When I asked him about that, it lead to this:

tahfairi: 1st look at my avatar
tahfairi: it clearly tells that im a girl
tahfairi: im not lesbian
tahfairi: i have many pics of my gf
Rams: ok I'm confused... you say that you're a girl, you're not lesbian yet you have a girl friend...
Girls commonly call their friends who are girls "girlfriends". It has nothing to do with relationships.

[rossmum]

[17:45] <rossmum is now playing Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare Multiplayer>
[17:45] <rossmum stopped playing Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare Multiplayer>
[17:45] <rossmum is now playing Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare Multiplayer>
[17:46] <rossmum stopped playing Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare Multiplayer>
[17:48] <rossmum is now playing Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare Multiplayer>
[17:48] <rossmum stopped playing Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare Multiplayer>
[17:48] <rossmum is now playing Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare Single Player>
[17:48] <rossmum stopped playing Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare Single Player>
[17:50] <rossmum is now playing Garry's Mod>
[17:50] <rossmum stopped playing Garry's Mod>
[17:55] <rossmum is now playing Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare Multiplayer>
[17:55] <rossmum stopped playing Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare Multiplayer>
[17:55] <rossmum is now playing Garry's Mod>
[19:05] <This user is now online>
[19:05] <rossmum is now playing Garry's Mod>

Make up your mind dammit. Your spamming my Xfire >:U
dx errors can go to hell

also;


we all have red blood
word, brother

[PlasbianX]

[13:49:46] heather: i'm gonna be making you uncomfortable quite a bit for a while
[13:49:58] plasbianx1337: you already do.
[13:50:16] heather: i'm gonna be doing it a whole hell of alot more


heather: bff
plasbianx1337: forever.
heather: heh that reminds me of that episode of spongebob with the secret string. they have bff rings
plasbianx1337: heh.
heather: heh
heather: hey allen guess what
plasbianx1337: what.
heatherr: youre amazing :]
plasbianx1337: oh really.
heather: mhm
plasbianx1337: thanks.
heather: mhm
heather: :]
heather: i really think you are



A girl saying she wants to make you uncomfortable is a good or bad thing? o_o

[n00b1n8R]

Depends in how she defines uncomfortable. http://sa.tweek.us/emots/images/emot-q.gif

[Bodzilla]

[10:15] Welcome to Internet: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ccEbuD5j5YY
[10:15] The Real Ziz Lady: is it tits?
[10:15] Welcome to Internet: no
[10:15] Welcome to Internet: its horrible and fail
[10:16] The Real Ziz Lady: ^
[10:16] The Real Ziz Lady: fail is off the scales
[10:16] The Real Ziz Lady: UR DOING IT WRONG
[10:16] Welcome to Internet: be sure to watch the improvisation at the end
[10:17] The Real Ziz Lady: she doesnt realise that Solo's have melody
[10:17] Welcome to Internet: lmao
[10:17] Welcome to Internet: eah
[10:17] Welcome to Internet: yeag
[10:17] The Real Ziz Lady: and arnt just fucking a bunch of high pitched notes
[10:17] Welcome to Internet: YEAH
[10:17] The Real Ziz Lady: she needs to get the fuck back to dragon force
[10:17] Welcome to Internet: rofl

[rossmum]

aids etc

Look, as long as you have humans working in the CCA, you'll have relationships. There's no point trying to stop it happening and it's perfectly likely ("I'm just about ready to join Civil Protection to get a decent meal"); I would lock this, except I'm a) off my face drunk and b) not an admin or whatever so I won't.
Reply #26 on: Today at 02:11 AM

6-7 beers and I can still type better than most of you.

I AM AWESOME.

[Bodzilla]

zomg! not 7 standard drinks!1111

Your hardcore brother, Right on ross.
Right on.

[rossmum]

uh l2maths

(at least) 6x1.4

= 8

[Bodzilla]

lol ross, just lol.......

[rossmum]

I was off by .4. Sue me. I'd just woken up and I just guessed.

e:

Only Aussies will get this



dave says:
lol.
dave says:
http://www.nowwearetalking.com.au/blogs/the-telstra-phile/nz-and-britains-broadband-disgrace
Meet the new boss, same as the old boss... says:
sounds like hypocrisy
Meet the new boss, same as the old boss... says:
and i only read the url

[n00b1n8R]

:gonk:

[Bad Waffle]

roboplawar (1:30:18 AM): oshi, did you actually do anal?
roboplawar (1:30:31 AM): ahem, lol
roboplawar (1:30:51 AM): er, aaaaanywayy.....
WAVE OF LAG (1:30:59 AM): yep
roboplawar (1:31:16 AM): i have to tell ya, i don't find that too appealing
WAVE OF LAG (1:31:16 AM): it was one of those "try it once just to say you did it" things
roboplawar (1:31:21 AM): ah
roboplawar (1:31:24 AM): but still
WAVE OF LAG (1:31:30 AM): i made sure her anus was clean, obviously
roboplawar (1:31:42 AM): ohhhh, her ass
WAVE OF LAG (1:31:47 AM): what the hell
roboplawar (1:31:51 AM): XD
WAVE OF LAG (1:31:53 AM): oh jesus, rob
roboplawar (1:32:08 AM): i love messing with you kids
WAVE OF LAG (1:32:13 AM): its not messing
roboplawar (1:32:21 AM): let me guess
roboplawar (1:32:23 AM): it's gay
WAVE OF LAG (1:32:23 AM): you just looked like an inexperienced noob
roboplawar (1:32:37 AM): alright
roboplawar (1:32:40 AM): perhaps so
roboplawar (1:32:47 AM): but
roboplawar (1:32:51 AM): i still had a good laugh
WAVE OF LAG (1:33:02 AM): well, ill give you that one rob

[Rob Oplawar]

that is entirely out of context.

[DaneO'Roo]

[19:56] Dahaloman: i need to know something urgently, its serious
[19:56] Dahaloman: is a tangerine a fruit or one of those little drum things


that.

[Bodzilla]

[22:38] The Real Ziz Lady: http://conceptart.org/forums/showthread.php?t=123697
[22:38] The Real Ziz Lady: The world must know about this thread
[22:38] The Real Ziz Lady: read taht
[22:38] The Real Ziz Lady: it's Ace
[22:38] The Real Ziz Lady: Just ace.
[22:39] Ross - RIP 20.PzGr :\: wait
[22:39] The Real Ziz Lady: The world must know ross
[22:39] The Real Ziz Lady: keep reading.
[22:39] Ross - RIP 20.PzGr :\: JUST FUCKING WAIT OK
[22:39] Ross - RIP 20.PzGr :\: JESUS CHRISY
[22:39] Ross - RIP 20.PzGr :\: CHRIST EVEN
[22:41] The Real Ziz Lady: i know
[22:41] The Real Ziz Lady: it's awesome
[22:41] Ross - RIP 20.PzGr :\: ZILLA

:-3

Turns out he never saw the penis thread, he was just that happy to see me Gonk.gif

[rossmum]

Zilla, next time I'm screaming at you in caps, it generally means "fuck off and tell me about it tomorrow".

e:

That said, motherfucking awesome thread, ahahaha

e2:



kolby: haha also
kolby: I went into the goon server
kolby: gmod one
rossmum: http://www.i-am-bored.com/bored_link.cfm?link_id=29869 hahaha oh christ
rossmum: also continue
kolby: and this guy spawned one of those chairs you can sit in
kolby: and it fell over
kolby: and he was like
kolby: oh god halp
kolby: so I picked the chair up
kolby: and threw it out the window
rossmum: LOL
kolby: with him still in it
rossmum: HIGH FIVE
kolby: and in text he was like
kolby: "nnoooooo"

[Bodzilla]

Zilla, next time I'm screaming at you in caps, it generally means "fuck off and tell me about it tomorrow".

e:

That said, motherfucking awesome thread, ahahaha

e2:
I thought you where all like LAWLCAKES ZOMG HAWSOME THREAD :XD::XD::XD:

[Pooky]

Zilla, next time I'm screaming at you in caps, it generally means "fuck off and tell me about it tomorrow".


You scream in caps? Funny, I usually scream in words

[Bodzilla]

dont mind him pooky. He just from the ghetto
:ssh:

[rossmum]

Nah mate I was just really ticked off right then.

Still, no harm done, was an incredibly well-timed link actually

[Pooky]

Nah mate I was just really ticked off right then.

Still, no harm done, was an incredibly well-timed link actually

Crikey!

[rossmum]

I am going to stab you

[Phobias]

Heres a knife, Ross

http://www.jenklairkids.com/Eshop/products/sterling-feeding-spoon2.jpg
/off-topic

E:
From the [X] clan (halo) private forums, Fisk Wrote:

When I was playing the sims once, I backed one of the people into a corner, and built a table there so they couldn't move...haha, eventually they got really angry, the bubble thingy's were flashing all over the place, they pissed themselves and later died...I thought to myself "that was kind of sadistic of me...but I enjoyed it."

[p0lar_bear]

From the [X] clan (halo) private forums, Fisk Wrote:

ngaplz, my mother used to commit genocide on [dummy] Sim families so she could move her serious Sim families into houses with graveyards. The resulting ghost infestations were awesome.

[Bodzilla]

<JoshtheRipper> Brad do you have any issues with " burn in " on your plasma?
<KnaveBrad> nope
<JoshtheRipper> kool
<JoshtheRipper> How well does it handle blacks
<KnaveBrad> I have it bolted to the wall, so they can't really take it without some serious work

[Phobias]

Fisk wrote:



always funny how talkative we are http://forums.cyberslam.com.au/style_emoticons/default/smile.gif

X= 0-5 spoken words per minute
"laugh, oops, sorry, what are you up to, ya bugger... good shot"

n00b, zilla, creel = 300 words per minute
"complain, lag, headshot, ownt, i am soooo good, every one i am sooo good, i shot him, then he died, i died... hacks, warp, lag, i am playing in another server or another game ... so i will tell you about my every movement"

[Bodzilla]

thats not the half of it.

you forgot
"FUCKING ROCKET LAUNCHING FAGS"

[Phobias]

I've got so many awesome boob/foxy love suit/sexually suggestive quotes from kiwi...but I think she would slap me for posting them.


Edit: just got this out of the blue from Brayden:


[22:31] Brayden: Get Rid From The Addictive Behavior?
The first step to getting better is to reduce masturbation and ejaculation frequency and try to overcome this bad habit. Eat more soybean products and eliminating excessive caffeine from your diet. Focus on nutty foods like sunflower seeds, and peanuts and eat more sea foods, seaweed, vegetables, and try to minimize red meat and dairy product intake. Instead of soda, try drinking orange juice or cranberry juice and, of course, drink plenty of water.

[22:31] Ph☼ßîä§ /|\ Talîc: ?
[22:32] Ph☼ßîä§ /|\ Talîc: okay...

[22:33] Brayden: Over-masturbaters would experience problems with concentration and memory. This is a dangerous side effect of over-masturbation and signals that the brain is being over drained of acetylcholine. Over-masturbating can also drain the motor nerves, neuro-muscular endings, and tissues of acetylcholine and replace it with too much stress adrenalin which is where absentmindedness, memory loss, lack of concentration, and eye floaters come from. To fight these symptoms, the chemical levels in your body needs to be balanced.

[Bodzilla]

[22:29] Brayden: Get Rid From The Addictive Behavior?

The first step to getting better is to reduce masturbation and ejaculation frequency and try to overcome this bad habit. Eat more soybean products and eliminating excessive caffeine from your diet. Focus on nutty foods like sunflower seeds, and peanuts and eat more sea foods, seaweed, vegetables, and try to minimize red meat and dairy product intake. Instead of soda, try drinking orange juice or cranberry juice and, of course, drink plenty of water.
[22:29] The Real Ziz Lady: so great
[22:29] The Real Ziz Lady: instead of being addicted
[22:29] The Real Ziz Lady: i no longer masturbate
[22:29] The Real Ziz Lady: oh joy.
[22:29] Brayden: i masturbate as much as i want
[22:30] Brayden: she cant tell me what to do
[22:30] Brayden: im the boss of me
[22:30] Brayden: not her
[22:30] The Real Ziz Lady: no the penis is the boss of you
[22:30] The Real Ziz Lady: your just it's faithful slave
[22:30] The Real Ziz Lady: ready to do it's bidding
[22:31] Brayden: like sex :O!
[22:31] Brayden: you ruin jokes with your brains
[22:31] Brayden: GTFO



[22:33] Brayden: Over-masturbaters would experience problems with concentration and memory. This is a dangerous side effect of over-masturbation and signals that the brain is being over drained of acetylcholine. Over-masturbating can also drain the motor nerves, neuro-muscular endings, and tissues of acetylcholine and replace it with too much stress adrenalin which is where absentmindedness, memory loss, lack of concentration, and eye floaters come from. To fight these symptoms, the chemical levels in your body needs to be balanced.
[22:34] Brayden: ^ no witty remarks now :D
[22:34] The Real Ziz Lady: you look sleepy
[22:34] Brayden: thats cause i worked 6 hour shift
[22:34] Brayden: then footy trainin
[22:35] The Real Ziz Lady: you sure it's not your addiction?
[22:35] The Real Ziz Lady: :fap:
[22:35] Brayden: addiction to what?
[22:35] The Real Ziz Lady: fapping of course
[22:35] Brayden: wats this fapping
[22:36] Brayden: you have me intrested
[22:36] The Real Ziz Lady: already forgotten have we?
[22:36] Brayden: eh
[22:36] The Real Ziz Lady: Your short term memory loss must be very sever
[22:36] Brayden: wtf
[22:36] Brayden: your fuckin awesome
[22:36] The Real Ziz Lady: :downs:

[TeeKup]

[21:54] plasbianx1337: FUCK YES
[21:54] plasbianx1337: my download is going fast
[21:54] plasbianx1337: OMG I SPOKE TOO SOON
[21:54] plasbianx1337: IT DROPPED TO 1 KB/S
[21:54] plasbianx1337: NO.
[21:54] plasbianx1337: NO.
[21:54] plasbianx1337: FU
[21:55] TeeKupHalofan: ROFL!
[21:55] TeeKupHalofan: OWNED

[n00b1n8R]

Fisk wrote:

:words:
Hey, only half of that is true <:mad:> (and I haven't played halo with you guys in months D: )

[Phobias]

Duff says:

little boy : mummy is god a girl or a boy?
mummy: why god is both girl and boy
little boy: mummy is god black or white?
mummy: why god is both black and white
little boy: mummy is god gay or strait?
mummy: why god is both gay and strait
little boy: mummy is god Michael Jackson?

[Sel]

Original message by: CLS_GRUNT
Original message by: selentic
Needs more prince of beliare rap.
Now, this is a story all about how
My life got flipped-turned upside down
And I liked to take a minute
Just sit right there
I'll tell you how I became spartan 117 of UNSC
In some wierd planet born and raised
On the training was where I spent most of my days
Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool
And all shootin some elites outside of the base
When a couple of brutes
Who were up to no good
Startin making trouble in my neighborhood
I got in one little fight and keyes got scared
he said 'You're going on the escape pod and away from here'
I whistled for a escape pod and when it came near
The license plate said 1337 and it had dice in the windshield
If anything I can say this pod rare
But I thought 'Na forget it' - 'Yo homes to halo
I crashed down to grown
And I yelled to the cabbie 'Oww your dead'
I looked at halo
I was finally there
To sit on my throne as the spartan 117

lol

[ExAm]

Fail. Needs more rhyme.

[n00b1n8R]

Trace: DR. Mario 3d omigosh
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: ?
Trace: you don't know what dr mario is?
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: does he clean out your internal plumbing?
<This user is now offline>

:saddowns:

[Llama Juice]

^ Did you ever get any info on that? Dr Mario 3d?.... I want link..

[n00b1n8R]

I have no idea what it is.

[ExAm]

I have no idea what it is.Basically it's a mario themed tetris clone.

[n00b1n8R]

Basically it's a mario themed tetris clone.
Figured it would be something ultra-original like that :rolleyes:
The word "mario" was a bit of a give away.

[~ZMT~Trace]

^ Did you ever get any info on that? Dr Mario 3d?.... I want link..


http://www.gametrailers.com/player/33041.html

[~ZMT~Trace]

double post

DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: you owe me:
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: 1 virginity
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: discuss
Trace: wat
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: you took it and never gave it back
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: theif
Trace: uhhh
Trace: wat
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: oh sure
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: act like you don't know
Trace: wat
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: i don't care how fucking drunk you where, you took it and i want it back
Trace: wat
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: worst 3 minutes of my life
Trace: waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: wait, fuck
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: your not zilla
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: wrong window
Trace: AHAHAHAHA

[Bodzilla]

:S

[Llama Juice]

Figured it would be something ultra-original like that :rolleyes:
The word "mario" was a bit of a give away.

It's just as much tetris as Call of Duty is Halo

Pieces fall from the top. Similarities end there.

If you seriously haven't played any Dr Mario games... go find a rom or something. (NES FTW)

[n00b1n8R]

Zilla was talking about plas "sniffing his own shit"

The Real Ziz Lady: it doesnt matter if it was his shit or not
The Real Ziz Lady: it's still a wtf
The Real Ziz Lady: But then again he is gay
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: no he's not
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: <_<
The Real Ziz Lady: i suppose he's used to smelling his Bf's shit
The Real Ziz Lady: you know
The Real Ziz Lady: wat wat in the butt
The Real Ziz Lady: Is he Bi?
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: p-lesbian wants vagoo only
The Real Ziz Lady: Serious??
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: yeah >_>
The Real Ziz Lady: i always thought he was one of them D:
The Real Ziz Lady: also for some reason i missed about 5 of those posts
The Real Ziz Lady: Must of clicked the thread then changed my mind and read something differnet
The Real Ziz Lady: otherwize thre WTF would have been Much much earlier
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: lol
The Real Ziz Lady: i mean seriously
The Real Ziz Lady: thats the kind of shit you do as a joke
The Real Ziz Lady: "hey lets sjniff poo lawl"
The Real Ziz Lady: but never follow through with it.
The Real Ziz Lady: but to actually do it
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: [11:42] n000b1n8R: zilla thought you were into men
[11:42] n000b1n8R: :U
[11:43] plasbianx1337: o___o
[11:43] plasbianx1337: no
The Real Ziz Lady: man i'm feeling like i'm gunna throw up
The Real Ziz Lady: So all those suggestive glances from Plas awas a coincidence O___o
The Real Ziz Lady: :S?!
The Real Ziz Lady: omg
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: cos you've never given anybody suggestive glances
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: :3
The Real Ziz Lady: i think i'm gunna hurl
The Real Ziz Lady: i gotta get away from the comp for a bit
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: ahahaha
The Real Ziz Lady: gunna look at some booze brewing
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: yeah, alchohol is just what you need to stop you feeling woozy
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: :eng101:

[TeeKup]

You thought Allen was Bi? What the fuck how?

[~ZMT~Trace]

Trace: [Link Terminated]
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: DUDE
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: WHAT THE FUCK
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: CAN YOU SAY DOUBLE TUMOR?
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: WHAT
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: THE
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: FUCK
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: OMG
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: OMGWTF
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: W
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: T
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: F

:-3

[n00b1n8R]

Imagine an ass the size of a BMW beetle on an otherwise normally proportioned woman. :gonk:

[TeeKup]

22:20] plasbianx1337: EW
[22:20] plasbianx1337: THERES A GREEN OREO UNDER MY DESK
[22:20] plasbianx1337: WHY IS IT GREEN
[22:20] plasbianx1337: EW
[22:20] TeeKupHalofan: DUDE THATS DISGUSTING
[22:20] TeeKupHalofan: EAT IT
[22:20] plasbianx1337: I THOUGHT YOU SAID U DIDNT WANT ME DEAD
[22:20] plasbianx1337: U PRICK
[22:20] TeeKupHalofan: STFU AND BE A MAN

[Bodzilla]

See that right there is why i got confused D:

I could of sworn he was gay :gonk:

[TeeKup]

We had a discussion about alcohol earlier and how I hate to see my friends drink it.

[LlamaMaster]

I guess people group plas and teek together to way I group together you and noob. >.>

Edit: Damn teek, out of meh way.

[n00b1n8R]

I guess people group plas and teek together to way I group together you and noob. >.>
no u D:
E:

Trace: Do a barrel roll (Z or R twice)
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: ZZZ
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: AM I DOING IT RITE
Trace: ya
Trace: What about me?
Trace: WHERES MY LOVE?
Trace: WHY IS IT ZILLA THIS AND ZILLA THAT
Trace: WHAT ABOUT MY NEEDS
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: YOU HAVE A GF WE DON'T OK
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: FFFFFFF
Trace: oh rite
Trace: i forgot
Trace: I have the sudden urge to play Starfox 64
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: i never owned a 64
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: discuss
Trace: WHAT
Trace: WHAT
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: CONSIDERING IT WAS MADE BEFORE EITHER OF US WAS EVEN BORN
Trace: uh what
Trace: how old do you think i am?
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: the comodore 64 was made in the 80's
Trace: 12?
Trace: oh
Trace: fuck you
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: olol

[n00b1n8R]

[12:51] n000b1n8R: oy
[12:51] n000b1n8R: i pissed on my carpet a few weeks ago right?
[12:51] plasbianx1337: o_O
[12:52] n000b1n8R: and now it's gotten all mouldy
[12:52] n000b1n8R: and i heard that if you lick it
[12:52] n000b1n8R: you get high
[12:52] n000b1n8R: wana come over?
[12:52] plasbianx1337: No
[12:52] plasbianx1337: unless im drunk.
[12:52] n000b1n8R: booze will be involved
[12:52] plasbianx1337: alright.Oh that crazy plasbian, always looking for some excrement to get high on.

[Bodzilla]

[18:35] The Real Ziz Lady: Put the milk in the Microwave for too long a minute ago
[18:35] The Real Ziz Lady: and i put milo sugar and some vanilla extract right
[18:35] The Real Ziz Lady: It's like molten win
[18:35] DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: o rly
[18:35] The Real Ziz Lady: ya rly
[18:35] The Real Ziz Lady: fucking ridiculously hot tho
[18:35] DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: i thought you said there was milo in it thought?
[18:35] DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: though*
[18:35] The Real Ziz Lady: like where talking it'll kill all the tastebuds exposed on your tongue
[18:35] The Real Ziz Lady: there is milo :D
[18:36] DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: so how can it be win in any form :S
[18:36] The Real Ziz Lady: get the fuck out

[18:36] The Real Ziz Lady: How dare he Diss milo
[18:56] DaneO'Roo: what the fuck
[18:56] DaneO'Roo: hatin on milo?
[18:56] DaneO'Roo: doesnt like skimpy clothing on women?
[18:56] DaneO'Roo: likes ginny weasly?
[18:56] DaneO'Roo: wut

[n00b1n8R]

[18:56] DaneO'Roo: doesnt like skimpy clothing on women?
[18:56] DaneO'Roo: likes ginny weasly?
[18:56] DaneO'Roo: wut
Hey fuck you and add me all ready <:mad:>

[~ZMT~Trace]

Hey fuck you and add me all ready <:mad:>

Hey fuck you get online <:mad:>

[Bodzilla]

[12:15] Trace: You should come to america
[12:15] Trace: you'd have a girlfriend in no time
[12:15] Trace: ladies would be all around you
[12:15] The Real Ziz Lady: indeed
[12:15] The Real Ziz Lady: They'd just love me for my acent ;__;
[12:15] Trace: Not the slutty ones
[12:16] Trace: they'd love you for your bod
[12:16] Trace: y
[12:16] Trace: cock
[12:17] The Real Ziz Lady: So how did this conversation come about again :S?
[12:17] The Real Ziz Lady: was it cause i presented my nipple to dane through his front door?
[12:18] Trace: o.O
[12:18] Trace: uh
[12:18] Trace: wat
[12:18] The Real Ziz Lady: Nvr mind :-3
[12:20] <This user is now offline>

o___o

[ExAm]

iMod53 would be me


[00:39] imod53: the social fear block
[00:39] imod53: even though it is the only thing I need to overcome
[00:39] imod53: it's fucking huge
[00:39] imod53: and all I've got is a sledgehammer to chip away at it
[00:40] imod53: oh, and cement trucks arrive every hour
[00:41] Ollie: Ok, your metaphor is getting a bit deep for me
[00:41] imod53: think berlin wall
[00:41] Ollie: Keep in mind, I'm less than a week over 21 years old and I've been drinking rum straight all night.
[00:41] imod53: k
[00:41] Ollie: So I'm a little less intelligent than normal/
[00:41] imod53: righto
[00:41] imod53: anyways
[00:41] imod53: so
[00:42] imod53: on the top of this wall
[00:42] imod53: there are train tracks
[00:42] imod53: and two trains
[00:42] imod53: one leaves a station at 10PM, traveling at 50 miles per hour
[00:42] imod53: the other leaves the other station at 9PM
[00:42] imod53: traveling at 30MPH
[00:42] imod53: but backwards
[00:43] imod53: and Samuel L. Jackson is on a third train
[00:43] imod53: which needs no rails
[00:43] imod53: because where he is going
[00:43] imod53: there are no rails
[00:43] imod53: and there are snakes on thsi train
[00:43] imod53: and he says
[00:43] imod53: "I HAVE HAD IT"
[00:43] imod53: "WITH THESE MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES"
[00:43] imod53: "ON THIS MOTHERFUCKING TRAIN"
[00:44] imod53: and he says this at a sound level of 120DB
[00:44] imod53: the soundwaves are retarded to 50DB by the walls of the train car
[00:44] imod53: there is a microphone on a fifty foot boom outside the car
[00:44] imod53: by the time this phrase reaches it
[00:45] imod53: how loud will it be, and what level will each of the frequencies in his voice be?
[00:45] imod53: that is my problem
[00:45] Ollie: Pi.
[00:46] Ollie: the answer is always pi.
[00:46] imod53: right

[n00b1n8R]

this came out of nowhere:

The Real Ziz Lady: anyway
The Real Ziz Lady: how do you get the Spiker skin to actually look like metal
The Real Ziz Lady: Are the other fellas just using the wrong combinations of Specular and Difuse?
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: i'm not dano
The Real Ziz Lady: cause really thats awesome
The Real Ziz Lady: eh?
The Real Ziz Lady: oshi.
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: <_<
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: gj
The Real Ziz Lady: I know
The Real Ziz Lady: and i hate talking to you D:
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: D:

[Bodzilla]

dont correct me bitch
/slap

[n00b1n8R]

Hey fuck you. <:saddowns:>

[CN3089]

<Agent_Kurosawa> ladies find me morally repugnant and generally reprehensible

[TeeKup]

[21:35] TeeKupHalofan: :0
[21:35] plasbianx1337: http://images.meebo.com/image/skin/beta/img/emoticons/yikes.gif?
[21:35] TeeKupHalofan: look its a wild allen
[21:35] TeeKupHalofan: *throws master ball*
[21:35] plasbianx1337: *EVADES*
[21:35] plasbianx1337: GTFO
[21:35] TeeKupHalofan: DAMN

[TeeKup]

[20:06] TeeKupHalofan: WHY ARE ALL THESE GIRLS ADMIRING ME
[20:06] TeeKupHalofan: IM GAY
[20:06] TeeKupHalofan: FUCK OFF
[20:06] plasbianx1337: CAUSE UR HOT
[20:06] plasbianx1337: ... omg i didnt say that.
[20:06] TeeKupHalofan: Oh da-
[20:06] TeeKupHalofan: HAH
[20:06] TeeKupHalofan: OMFG
[20:06] TeeKupHalofan: POSTING

[PlasbianX]

[20:19:48] plasbianx1337: aint allen sweet? Lol.
[20:20:46] teekuphalofan: slut
[20:20:56] plasbianx1337: looool.
[20:21:06] teekuphalofan: why u flirt wit so many girls
[20:21:11] teekuphalofan: who arent even near you...
[20:21:21] plasbianx1337: cause im a sexy beast.
[20:21:25] plasbianx1337: And my dick can reach them from here.
[20:21:54] teekuphalofan: i still need a pic to be fully convinced
[20:22:06] plasbianx1337: I AINT SHOWING YOU MY DICK.
[20:22:29] teekuphalofan: :saddowns:

Gtfo.

[TeeKup]

OH COME ON, 9inches!? BULLSHIT. YOU GTFO.

[PlasbianX]

OH COME ON, 9inches!? BULLSHIT. YOU GTFO.

[20:24:04] plasbianx1337: WTF
[20:24:11] plasbianx1337: DONT TALK ABOUT MY DICK SIZE IN PUBLIC
[20:24:15] teekuphalofan: rofl
[20:24:17] teekuphalofan: public
[20:24:19] plasbianx1337: I DONT EVEN KNOW WHY I TOLD YOU
[20:24:21] teekuphalofan: its internet
[20:24:23] teekuphalofan: CAUSE
[20:24:26] plasbianx1337: INTERNET IS PUBLIC
[20:24:29] teekuphalofan: YOU'RE GETTING THE HOTS FOR TEEKUP
[20:24:32] teekuphalofan: HAH HA HA
[20:24:38] plasbianx1337: UM I CANT GET SOMETHING I ALREADY HAD
[20:24:41] plasbianx1337: omg shit.
[20:24:44] teekuphalofan: HAH
[20:24:45] teekuphalofan: HA
[20:24:47] plasbianx1337: IM JOKING
[20:24:48] plasbianx1337: GTFO

[TeeKup]

YOU LIE, YOU LOVE ME.

[ICEE]

You don't have a nine inch penis.

[Llama Juice]

Llama Juice says: (8:58:16 PM)
you could get a PS2->USB converter box thinger
Llama Juice says: (8:58:21 PM)
so you could just play DDR on your PC
Llama Juice says: (8:58:26 PM)
and have UNLIMITED songs
tAyley rAe says: (8:58:43 PM)
hmm, what is this USB thing you speak of?

... is there a facepalm emote?... other than the infamous *facepalm.jpg*

[CN3089]

http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c251/CN3089/Emoticons/gf-cripes.gif

[Gwunty]

OH COME ON, 9inches!? BULLSHIT. YOU GTFO.
Lol you have just been beaten by half a inch.

[rossmum]

Guys this isn't the "add several inches to your penis size to sound real manly and then post it" thread ok

[CN3089]

Guys this isn't the "add several inches to your penis size to sound real manly and then post it" thread ok

quick somebody make this thread

[n00b1n8R]

Guys this isn't the "add several inches to your penis size to sound real manly and then post it" thread ok
Yeah guys, your making ross feel inadequate. :saddowns:

[rossmum]

you'd be correct if you were talking about immaturity levels

[Bodzilla]

[16:41] The Real Ziz Lady: greetings whore
[16:41] The Real Ziz Lady: i knew something had happened to your net
[16:41] The Real Ziz Lady: when i hadnt seen you in like 2 weeks
[16:43] The Real Ziz Lady: and again with the cold shoulde
[16:43] The Real Ziz Lady: :smith:
[16:43] Ross - RIP 20.PzGr :\: more like the i haven't slept in 21 hours and i don't feel like talking shoulder
[16:43] The Real Ziz Lady: eh?
[16:44] The Real Ziz Lady: so if i maek a spelling mistake you'll respond to me
[16:44] The Real Ziz Lady: :O?
[16:44] Ross - RIP 20.PzGr :\: what
[16:44] Ross - RIP 20.PzGr :\: no
[16:44] Ross - RIP 20.PzGr :\: now is not the time alright
[16:45] The Real Ziz Lady: when is it ever zillas time
[16:45] The Real Ziz Lady: WHEN?
[16:45] Ross - RIP 20.PzGr :\: i said
[16:45] The Real Ziz Lady: nah just kidding see ya
[16:45] The Real Ziz Lady: :|
[16:45] Ross - RIP 20.PzGr :\: now is not the fucking time
[16:45] Ross - RIP 20.PzGr :\: christ can't a man get some fucking peace
[16:45] The Real Ziz Lady: it was a joke D:

Why are you always shouting at me Ross. :gonk:

[rossmum]

because i'm in a bad fucking mood ok

fuck's sake

[SnaFuBAR]

because i'm in a bad fucking mood ok

fuck's sake

RRRAAAAAAGEEEE

[Bodzilla]

http://a626.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/32/m_a0892bbe4f4e035143fd8385dfe02c39.jpg

[rossmum]

RRRAAAAAAGEEEE
RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EE

lack of sleep + uni stress + lack of net and therefore anything worth doing = bad combo

[n00b1n8R]

Quit your emo bitching TBH

[rossmum]

hey how good was the origin last night

OH WAIT QUEENSLAND LOST

BECAUSE THEY SUCK.

[n00b1n8R]

And I couldn't care less :haw:

[Bodzilla]

Liar, we know it's eating you up inside >:U

[p0lar_bear]

Back on topic with quotes. Now. :cop:


[02:18] hiigaran m808b: When I asked my mother how to spell “private”, her employee thought I was a rather perverted young child. Little did she know that I was actually trying to modify the inclusion scope of a 32-bit static floating-point decimal variable so that it would only be accessible to the local class and its child functions…but my mom told me how to spell it anyway. (“privite” made more sense to me, but hey, I was seven. What did I know.)

[Rob Oplawar]

On the subject of nerd quotes, my first words were


SVGDocument.getElementById('timeline').setAttribut e('transform',
'translate(' + Math.max(Math.min(timeline.percent,100),0)
*(timeline.range.b-timeline.range.a)
+ ',0)'
);

True story.


Nah, I just happened to have that in my clipboard at the time. Owait, wrong thread. :X

I gotta quit slacking off at work.
e: holy donkey balls, there's a bug in my code, timeline.percent is a proportion between 0 and 1, not 0 and 100.
... I don't think I even need that check in there, as timeline.percent shouldn't ever be out of that range anyway.
but it's best to play it safe.

e: holy monkey nuts, glad for that check, cause I just found a case where timeline.percent goes greater than 1. fixed it, tho.

[CN3089]

http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c251/CN3089/supaburn.png

http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c251/CN3089/Emoticons/emot-supaburn.gif

[Matooba]

http://www.moddercentral.com/phpBB3/images/avatars/gallery/Matoobas/IM_SHIT.gif

[rossmum]

The spoiler tagged part is a longass rant from me, feel free to skip it entirely


[15:06] Ross - RIP 20.PzGr :\: god
[15:06] Ross - RIP 20.PzGr :\: i know i'd be a complete power abuser
[15:06] Ross - RIP 20.PzGr :\: well
[15:06] p0lar_bear: haven't been there in a while
[15:06] Ross - RIP 20.PzGr :\: in the sense that i'd be the evil commie overlord dictator who's strict as fuck
[15:07] Ross - RIP 20.PzGr :\: but i wish they'd hurry up and make me an admin at tnb
[15:07] Ross - RIP 20.PzGr :\: so i can ban some of these FUCKING IDIOTS
[15:07] Ross - RIP 20.PzGr :\: you know back in early '06 when ce was beginning to die out and all those "rp" (using loosely) cunts took over ctf servers and lost us games
[15:07] Ross - RIP 20.PzGr :\: i used to rage so bad at them
[15:08] Ross - RIP 20.PzGr :\: and try and rage them back
[15:08] Ross - RIP 20.PzGr :\: seperated [sic] was a godsend for me
[15:08] Ross - RIP 20.PzGr :\: because the useless twats flocked to it because of the ship
[15:08] Ross - RIP 20.PzGr :\: but in that map
[15:08] Ross - RIP 20.PzGr :\: was the PERFECT raging tool
[15:08] Ross - RIP 20.PzGr :\: namely the at4
[15:08] Ross - RIP 20.PzGr :\: which would rape any vehicle or player effortlessly
[15:09] Ross - RIP 20.PzGr :\: just point it in their general direction, and bam
[15:09] Ross - RIP 20.PzGr :\: anyway
[15:09] Ross - RIP 20.PzGr :\: after i quit ce
[15:09] Ross - RIP 20.PzGr :\: i bummed around dod for a bit
[15:09] Ross - RIP 20.PzGr :\: quit that, played ro realism
[15:09] Ross - RIP 20.PzGr :\: community began to drift away and our unit collapsed
[15:09] Ross - RIP 20.PzGr :\: i revived it JUST, but i'm shitty at organisational shite
[15:10] Ross - RIP 20.PzGr :\: so as you can see <---- it just died completely and beyond all hope of recovery
[15:10] Ross - RIP 20.PzGr :\: for the time being at least
[15:10] Ross - RIP 20.PzGr :\: by this stage i'd become something of a budding writer
[15:10] Ross - RIP 20.PzGr :\: and i'd fallen head over heels for the hl2 universe
[15:10] Ross - RIP 20.PzGr :\: and i sucked at building in gmod
[15:11] Ross - RIP 20.PzGr :\: so i went into an rp server and stuffed around
[15:11] Ross - RIP 20.PzGr :\: minged
[15:11] Ross - RIP 20.PzGr :\: got banned
[15:11] Ross - RIP 20.PzGr :\: but decided hey, this looks interesting
[15:11] Ross - RIP 20.PzGr :\: got unbanned after a very slyly worded post on the forums
[15:11] Ross - RIP 20.PzGr :\: and sort of took off from there
[15:11] Ross - RIP 20.PzGr :\: now i use it to develop my main characters for a mod i want to make
[15:12] Ross - RIP 20.PzGr :\: seeing how i react to different situations and then how i can make THEM react
[15:12] Ross - RIP 20.PzGr :\: anyway
[15:12] Ross - RIP 20.PzGr :\: long story short
[15:12] Ross - RIP 20.PzGr :\: i love it
[15:12] Ross - RIP 20.PzGr :\: but we're getting overrun by these fucking morons
[15:12] Ross - RIP 20.PzGr :\: who are basically the gmod equivalent of the fucking ce-wreckers
[15:12] Ross - RIP 20.PzGr :\: they come in
[15:12] Ross - RIP 20.PzGr :\: pick a cliched name
[15:12] Ross - RIP 20.PzGr :\: male_07
[15:12] Ross - RIP 20.PzGr :\: then the FIRST thing they do
[15:13] Ross - RIP 20.PzGr :\: is run up to a metrocop and start punching them like fuck while calling them a "FUCKING NOOB FAG"
[15:13] Ross - RIP 20.PzGr :\: it makes me cry inside
[15:13] Ross - RIP 20.PzGr :\: wow, that was quite the rant
[15:13] Ross - RIP 20.PzGr :\: and i appear to have bored you to death too
[15:13] Ross - RIP 20.PzGr :\: oh dear
[15:13] Ross - RIP 20.PzGr :\: can i have your red name please
[15:27] Ross - RIP 20.PzGr :\: oh no
[15:27] Ross - RIP 20.PzGr :\: you are dead
[15:27] Ross - RIP 20.PzGr :\: fuck
[15:32] p0lar_bear: i'm talking to bod
[15:32] p0lar_bear: same thing :haw:
[15:32] Ross - RIP 20.PzGr :\: OH
[15:32] Ross - RIP 20.PzGr :\: BURN

[n00b1n8R]

Trace: fuck this im buying a hooker
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: TAKING THAT OUT OF CONTEXT

[~ZMT~Trace]

FUCK YOU I WAS TALKING ABOUT GTA.

[Random]

http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i5/Random846/tmi2.jpg
k

[TeeKup]

[21:12] n000b1n8R: posted
[21:12] n000b1n8R: D:
[21:13] TeeKupHalofan: ............HAH!
[21:13] n000b1n8R: WHY ARE YOU SO MEAN TO ME ;_____;

[n00b1n8R]

DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: HEY LOOK, A REPUBLICAN
<High latency detected between you and the server. Your last few messages may not have been received.>
I <3 GUNS & NASCAR: WHERE
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: THERE HE IS AGAIN
I <3 GUNS & NASCAR: WHEERI S HE
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: HOLEY CRAP, THERE HE GOES AGAIN
I <3 GUNS & NASCAR: WHERE
I <3 GUNS & NASCAR: I DON'T SEE HIM

E: ;__;

[PlasbianX]

[22:54:51] teekuphalofan: no
[22:54:53] teekuphalofan: you shouldnt have
[22:54:57] plasbianx1337: idc
[22:54:58] plasbianx1337: i want ass
[22:55:00] plasbianx1337: PLAS WANTS ASS
[22:55:02] plasbianx1337: DAMNIT
[22:55:12] teekuphalofan: can has teekup?
[22:55:28] plasbianx1337: UM NO, NO I CAN NOT HAS TEEKUP
[22:55:31] plasbianx1337: PLAS WANTS WOMEN ASS
[22:55:35] plasbianx1337: NOT WANNABE AZN ASS
[22:55:55] teekuphalofan: HE FUCK YOU K
[22:55:57] teekuphalofan: IM NICE AND TIGHT
[22:56:02] plasbianx1337: SO
[22:56:03] plasbianx1337: FUCKING
[22:56:05] plasbianx1337: QUOTED.
[22:56:07] teekuphalofan: OH
[22:56:08] teekuphalofan: HELL
[22:56:09] teekuphalofan: NO
[22:56:10] teekuphalofan: FUCK
[22:56:11] teekuphalofan: OFF
[22:56:11] plasbianx1337: U set yourself up for that
[22:56:12] teekuphalofan: DONT
[22:56:12] teekuphalofan: U
[22:56:13] teekuphalofan: DARE
[22:56:15] teekuphalofan: No
[22:56:15] plasbianx1337: U AHAHAHAHAHAHA
[22:56:18] plasbianx1337: IM GOING TO DO IT.
[22:56:20] teekuphalofan: ILL GET CONNOR TO DELETE IT
[22:56:23] plasbianx1337: YOURE SCREWED,
[22:56:24] teekuphalofan: DONT DO IT FAGGOT
[22:56:25] plasbianx1337: AHAHAHAHAHA
[22:56:27] plasbianx1337: NO U.
[22:56:28] teekuphalofan: HELL
[22:56:29] teekuphalofan: THE
[22:56:29] plasbianx1337: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
[22:56:30] teekuphalofan: RUCK
[22:56:30] teekuphalofan: NO
[22:56:32] teekuphalofan: KILL
[22:56:35] teekuphalofan: YOURSELF
[22:56:36] plasbianx1337: OMG IM GONNA DIE OF LAUGHTER
[22:56:38] plasbianx1337: AHAHAHAHAHAHA
[22:56:40] teekuphalofan: NO
[22:56:41] plasbianx1337: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
[22:56:41] teekuphalofan: BITCh
[22:56:43] plasbianx1337: JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA
[22:56:44] plasbianx1337: HAHAHAHAHAHA
[22:56:47] plasbianx1337: OWNED.
[22:56:51] teekuphalofan: GODDAMNIT
[22:56:58] plasbianx1337: AHAHA
[22:57:08] teekuphalofan: CUNT
[22:57:16] plasbianx1337: NO U
[22:57:17] plasbianx1337: LOLOLOL
[22:57:29] teekuphalofan: GO GET RAPED
[22:57:32] plasbianx1337: NO U
[22:57:35] teekuphalofan: DOUCHE BAG
[22:57:35] plasbianx1337: OH WAIT UR DRY
[22:57:37] plasbianx1337: AHAHAHA
[22:57:40] teekuphalofan: jksdgwU;SGASP;U
[22:57:47] teekuphalofan: KILL YOU WITH FIRE
[22:57:53] plasbianx1337: Burn baby burn
[22:57:56] plasbianx1337: discooooo infernoooo
[22:57:58] plasbianx1337: burn baby burn
[22:58:01] teekuphalofan: GO DIE
[22:58:02] plasbianx1337: Posted
[22:58:04] plasbianx1337: :D

[TeeKup]

I HOPE YOU GET HIT BY A FLAMING TRACTOR TRAILER.

[TeeKup]

[22:59] TeeKupHalofan: this random anger
[22:59] TeeKupHalofan: actually reminded me of this awesome car i saw today
[22:59] TeeKupHalofan: my brother matthew linked it to me this afternoon
[23:00] TeeKupHalofan: here it is
[23:00] TeeKupHalofan: [LINK DELETED FOR OBVIOUS REASONS]
[23:00] plasbianx1337: FUCK U
[23:00] plasbianx1337: OMG
[23:00] plasbianx1337: FUCK U
[23:00] TeeKupHalofan: HAH
[23:00] plasbianx1337: FUCK U
[23:00] TeeKupHalofan: BITCH
[23:00] TeeKupHalofan: GOT YOU MOTHER FUCKRR

EDIT:
[23:02] plasbianx1337: FUCK U.
[23:02] plasbianx1337: SERIOUSLY
[23:02] plasbianx1337: I SAW MANDICK
[23:02] plasbianx1337: THAT I DIDNT WANNA SEE.
[23:02] TeeKupHalofan: OWNED BITCH
[23:02] TeeKupHalofan: FUCKING
[23:02] TeeKupHalofan: OWNED
[23:02] TeeKupHalofan: YOU GAZED UPON BRENT CORRIGANS BEAUTIFUL COCK
[23:02] plasbianx1337: [23:04:32] plasbianx1337: he just tricked me
[23:04:33] plasbianx1337: im sad.
[23:04:38] n000b1n8R: ?
[23:04:47] plasbianx1337: [23:02:52] teekuphalofan: actually reminded me of this awesome car i saw today
[23:02:59] teekuphalofan: my brother matthew linked it to me this afternoon
[23:03:21] teekuphalofan: here it is
[23:03:32] teekuphalofan:LINK REMOVED
[23:05:39] n000b1n8R: DUDE
[23:05:42] n000b1n8R: WHAT THE FUCK
[23:05:43] n000b1n8R: HATE YOU
[23:05:44] n000b1n8R: HAAATE
[23:02] plasbianx1337: OMFG
[23:02] plasbianx1337: LMAO
[23:02] plasbianx1337: HAHAHAHAHA
[23:02] plasbianx1337: SO DID NOOB
[23:02] plasbianx1337: XDDDD
[23:03] TeeKupHalofan: OMFG POSTING ALL OF THIS
[23:03] plasbianx1337: LMAO

[PlasbianX]

[23:07:46] teekuphalofan: !!!!!!!!
[23:07:47] teekuphalofan: ROFL
[23:08:58] teekuphalofan: woiw
[23:09:00] teekuphalofan: i just got
[23:09:02] teekuphalofan: a weeks worht of
[23:09:03] teekuphalofan: lulz
[23:09:13] plasbianx1337: fu
[23:09:20] teekuphalofan: HAH
[23:09:21] plasbianx1337: And i got a life times worth of dick
[23:09:21] teekuphalofan: HA
[23:09:22] teekuphalofan: HA
[23:09:27] teekuphalofan: hey
[23:09:31] teekuphalofan: it could have been worse
[23:09:34] teekuphalofan: i could have shown you mine
[23:09:37] plasbianx1337: OMG
[23:09:38] plasbianx1337: Wait.
[23:09:47] plasbianx1337: you gotta have something there to be able to show me first

[TeeKup]

[23:06] plasbianx1337: And i got a life times worth of dick
[23:06] TeeKupHalofan: HA
[23:06] TeeKupHalofan: hey
[23:06] TeeKupHalofan: it could have been worse
[23:06] TeeKupHalofan: i could have shown you mine
[23:06] plasbianx1337: OMG
[23:06] plasbianx1337: Wait.
[23:06] plasbianx1337: you gotta have something there to be able to show me first
[23:06] TeeKupHalofan: Yeah im pretty sure a 7 inch cock is something
[23:06] plasbianx1337: 9 > 7.
[23:07] TeeKupHalofan: PICS
[23:07] TeeKupHalofan: OR SHUT THE HELL UP

[n00b1n8R]

GO FUCK A WOMEN

[TeeKup]

GO FUCK A WOMEN

WHY DON'T YO- OWAIT.

[ICEE]

I vote this thread be renamed plas n teeks bicurious adventureland.

[PlasbianX]

I vote this thread be renamed plas n teeks bicurious adventureland.

WTF. Last time I checked I was straight <:mad:>

[ICEE]

WTF. Last time I checked I was straight <:mad:>


You did just post on a public forum that you're aware the tightness of another mans asshole. Theres something just a taaaaad gay about that ;)

[TeeKup]

IIRC that was me. I force this crap on him for lulz.

[ICEE]

IIRC that was me. I force this crap on him for lulz.


:D

[TeeKup]

[00:05] TeeKupHalofan: Allen
[00:05] TeeKupHalofan: bod is in the quote thread
[00:05] plasbianx1337: What now
[00:05] TeeKupHalofan: i expect him to tear us apart
[00:05] plasbianx1337: I know
[00:05] TeeKupHalofan: stand by
[00:05] plasbianx1337: Um..
[00:05] plasbianx1337: We were together?
[00:06] TeeKupHalofan: AS IN RANT ABOUT US
[00:06] TeeKupHalofan: IDIOT
[00:06] plasbianx1337: Oh..
[00:06] TeeKupHalofan: GOD PUT DOWN THE ERECTION
[00:06] TeeKupHalofan: JESUS
[00:06] plasbianx1337: IT GOES UP WHEN IT WANTS TO
[00:06] plasbianx1337: STFU

FYI, he's been bitching all day about these hot chicks that live near him, flirting with him and denying him

[Bodzilla]

????????????

I've been out fishing since 4am on saturday morning.
but someone i know in my family is gunna get fucking curb stomped.

[Rob Oplawar]

OMFG CAPS WHY ARE HALF THE MESSAGES EVERYONE SENDS ON AIM IN ALL CAPS

[Bodzilla]

[14:28] The Real Ziz Lady: wow
[14:28] The Real Ziz Lady: awesome.
[14:28] The Real Ziz Lady: sleep time
[14:29] I <3 KITTIES & PONIES: whaaat
[14:29] I <3 KITTIES & PONIES: its like 3:30 pm
[14:29] The Real Ziz Lady: 2:30
[14:29] The Real Ziz Lady: had two 4am starts D;
[14:29] I <3 KITTIES & PONIES: k
[14:29] I <3 KITTIES & PONIES: lol
[14:29] The Real Ziz Lady: today and yesterday D:
[14:29] I <3 KITTIES & PONIES: lol trady
[14:29] The Real Ziz Lady: nah went fishing
[14:30] I <3 KITTIES & PONIES: awesome
[14:30] I <3 KITTIES & PONIES: i go pistol fishing with my gramps
[14:30] The Real Ziz Lady: pistol fishing.
[14:30] I <3 KITTIES & PONIES: its easier than you think it would be
[14:30] The Real Ziz Lady: thats shooting.
[14:30] I <3 KITTIES & PONIES: shooting fish
[14:30] I <3 KITTIES & PONIES: therefore
[14:30] I <3 KITTIES & PONIES: its fishing
[14:30] The Real Ziz Lady: as in spear fishing?
[14:30] I <3 KITTIES & PONIES: yes
[14:30] The Real Ziz Lady: or actually shooting
[14:30] I <3 KITTIES & PONIES: shooting
[14:30] I <3 KITTIES & PONIES: the fish
[14:30] I <3 KITTIES & PONIES: with a pistol
[14:30] I <3 KITTIES & PONIES: and bullets
[14:31] The Real Ziz Lady: thats not fuckign fishing you fool
[14:31] The Real Ziz Lady: thats shooting
[14:31] I <3 KITTIES & PONIES: SHUT UP OK
[14:31] The Real Ziz Lady: whats the point of fucking shooting them
[14:31] The Real Ziz Lady: fucking americans
[14:31] I <3 KITTIES & PONIES: its harder
[14:31] The Real Ziz Lady: i swear to god.
[14:31] I <3 KITTIES & PONIES: than fishing
[14:31] The Real Ziz Lady: >______________>
[14:31] I <3 KITTIES & PONIES: you're just jealous
[14:32] I <3 KITTIES & PONIES: don't be jealous
[14:32] The Real Ziz Lady: <_____________________<
[14:32] The Real Ziz Lady: americans.

E:
[14:38] I <3 KITTIES & PONIES: regular fishing where I can't get drunk is boring
[14:38] I <3 KITTIES & PONIES: shooting at the fish makes it exciting
[14:38] The Real Ziz Lady: then get drunk.
[14:38] I <3 KITTIES & PONIES: i CANT
[14:38] The Real Ziz Lady: go Reef fishing.
[14:38] The Real Ziz Lady: what do you jean you cant
[14:38] I <3 KITTIES & PONIES: my gramps is RESPONSIBLE :gonk:
[14:38] The Real Ziz Lady: your human
[14:38] The Real Ziz Lady: just fucking drinks
[14:38] I <3 KITTIES & PONIES: n
[14:39] The Real Ziz Lady: not only are you america
[14:39] I <3 KITTIES & PONIES: i promised myself not to drink until uni
[14:39] The Real Ziz Lady: but your fucking gay as well.
[14:39] I <3 KITTIES & PONIES: N
[14:39] I <3 KITTIES & PONIES: U
[14:39] I <3 KITTIES & PONIES: YOU'RE FUCKING GAY
[14:39] I <3 KITTIES & PONIES: don't be jealous that i get good internet over here
[14:39] The Real Ziz Lady: put your pink dress on and go back to the kitchen darling
[14:39] The Real Ziz Lady: and cook up taht beautiful pheasant i shot before

[Rob Oplawar]

Hey, we can be sophisticated too. Yesterday I had tea and crumpets after I went fishing shooting.

[Bodzilla]

Care to explain this then?

biL-QcviQGk

This was emmzee's defense.

[Rob Oplawar]

With French toast and Australian-- owait, Australia's got nuthin. pwnt.
*proudly dines on American cheese*

...[/ot]
whoa, where'd that come from. Don't mind me, I seem to be on a random posting spree as I am currently avoiding sleep.

The macaroni... it haunts me in my dreams...

[ima_from_America]

Nice post count Rob.

[Bodzilla]

With French toast and Australian-- owait, Australia's got nuthin. pwnt.
*proudly dines on American cheese*

...[/ot]
whoa, where'd that come from. Don't mind me, I seem to be on a random posting spree as I am currently avoiding sleep.

The macaroni... it haunts me in my dreams...
Macadamias mutha fucker.

[Rob Oplawar]

mmmmmmmm. Oh shit, now I want macadamia nut cookies.

[ExAm]

mmmmmmmm. Oh shit, now I want macadamia nut cookies.
I live 5 minutes away from a Pacific Cookie Company factory outlet store :3

[Bodzilla]

yeah you do sort've look like that guy, but who really cares?
not me lol.

it's just for luls.
anyone else vaguely resemble someone else :S?


who give a suck? he's a hell of a lot less ugly and a hell of a lot more succesful

i cant believe you posted the same shit on 2 forums, are you THAT proud?

edit: anyway, you don't

http://deceiver.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/john_mayer.jpg
i'm sorry, all i heard was....
GAIZ IZ IT TOO LAYT3 t0 R1D3 TEH BANDWAGON?

Why on earth would you have taken me seriously?
are you f$%*ing crazy?

Dey See Me Troll'in,
Dey Luv It
Juzt becawze i'm so hawt and sezy
Bite dat hook line & sinka
Bite dat hook line & Sinka
Bite dat hook line & Sinka

Dey See Meh Troll'in

[n00b1n8R]

We're lol'in

[PlasbianX]

:words:

FYI, he's been bitching all day about these hot chicks that live near him, flirting with him and denying him
[/COLOR]

Goddamnit they don't deny me, they just tell me all this shit they wanna do together and then drop the 'no sex till marriage' bomb D:<

[Emmzee]

I <3 KITTIES & PONIES: fuck
I <3 KITTIES & PONIES: so i was rocking out to maiden right
I <3 KITTIES & PONIES: and i kicked the plug and shut my computer off
I <3 KITTIES & PONIES: :(
Ross - RIP 20.PzGr :\: D:

[rossmum]

[08:03] sss: anyway
[08:03] sss: whats the haps?
[08:03] sss: why are you up at 8am?
[08:03] sss: i accidentially got up
[08:03] sss: complete accident
[08:03] sss: i got out of bed and was like 'WHOOOPS'

[Rob Oplawar]

mass123123123 (4:47:13 PM): My aim is still classifying you as an "AIM Bot"
roboplawar (4:47:35 PM): That's cool.
roboplawar (4:47:43 PM): What do you want to talk about?
mass123123123 (4:48:35 PM): Let's talk about how I got fired, dumped, and failed all in one week and realized that I didn't care at all about any of my pursuits.
roboplawar (4:49:08 PM): How does that make you feel, this "how you got fired"
mass123123123 (4:51:54 PM): see, that's just it. It doesn't make me feel. It's passingly motivational as to making attempts to do work and get my job back, but considering I never earned anything from the project except the hope of eventual recognition that would depend on the unlikely event of the project's completion, I can't bring up much will power over the whole thing.
mass123123123 (4:52:12 PM): You know, tbqh.
roboplawar (4:52:28 PM): That's cool.
mass123123123 (4:52:52 PM): It is cool
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mass123123123 (4:53:36 PM): Rob, no one would pay to talk to you, most people would have to be paid to talk to you. Oh, and you're pathetic.
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[Emmzee]

<Chris_Hansen> Hello
<PlasX> fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck
<Chris_Hansen> I'm Chris Hansen
<PlasX> I was over here for coffee.
<PlasX> Nothing more.
<Chris_Hansen> What are you doing here?
<PlasX> COffee.
<PlasX> Then leaving
<Chris_Hansen> What's in the bag?
<PlasX> Um..
<PlasX> lube..
<PlasX> for the coffee..
<Chris_Hansen> And?
<Chris_Hansen> What is this?
<Chris_Hansen> A big black dildo.
<PlasX> thats to stir the coffee.
<PlasX> Doesnt everyone use one to stir it?
<Chris_Hansen> I have a chatlog right here.
<PlasX> Um
<PlasX> that was my twin brother pedro.
<Chris_Hanson> Your screen name IS ilovelittleboys, right?
<PlasX> Yes.
<PlasX> That is my screenname
<Chris_Hansen> well
<Chris_Hansen> this chatlog says
<Chris_Hansen> "I want to 69 you and deep throat your massive meat staff"
<Chris_Hansen> What do you mean by this?
<PlasX> No
<PlasX> that was pedro
<PlasX> I just wanted coffee
<Chris_Hansen> "We'll drink Colt 45 until we Colt 69"
<PlasX> omg
<Chris_Hansen> What does this mean?
<Chris_Hansen> Now, as usual, you're free to go.
<PlasX> K
<Chris_Hansen> The police are waiting outside.
<PlasX> ..
<PlasX> Can i still have the coffee?
<Chris_Hanson> The coffee.........was a lie.
<PlasX> OMG
<Chris_Hansen> I'm Chris Hansen, and we just Caught a Predator.

[Bodzilla]

YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

[17:11] p0lar_bear: p0lar_bear tell'em.

[17:11] p0lar_bear: It's where you shitpost 3 times, and get banned from left to right.
[17:11] p0lar_bear: awwwwwwwwwwwwWWWWWWWWW
[17:11] p0lar_bear: p0lar_bear up in dis ho,
[17:11] p0lar_bear: bannin noobs, dat's how i roll
[17:11] p0lar_bear: watch me warn this shitposter
[17:11] p0lar_bear: and superban dat OHHHHHHHHHHHHHhh
[17:11] p0lar_bear: YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
[17:11] p0lar_bear: ban that shitposter
[17:12] p0lar_bear: YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
[17:12] p0lar_bear: ban that shitposter
[17:12] p0lar_bear: YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
[17:12] p0lar_bear: ban that shitposter
[17:12] p0lar_bear: YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
[17:12] p0lar_bear: ban that shitposter

[17:12] p0lar_bear: that's as far as i go
[17:12] p0lar_bear: i actually read the lyric sheet for it
[17:12] p0lar_bear: and wanted tyo gouge my goddamn eyes out
[17:13] The Real Ziz Lady: yeah
[17:13] The Real Ziz Lady: :XD:
[17:13] The Real Ziz Lady: OSHI I"M BANNED
[17:13] The Real Ziz Lady: D:?!!11
[17:13] p0lar_bear: huh what
[17:13] The Real Ziz Lady: :P
[17:14] The Real Ziz Lady: GotchOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

[rossmum]

itt bip0lar_bear ragequits adminning and begins a career making a killing off shitty noise

[TeeKup]

Goddamnit they don't deny me, they just tell me all this shit they wanna do together and then drop the 'no sex till marriage' bomb D:<

You fail at choosing women.

[Pooky]

You fail at choosing women.
Well you would be the expert :lol:

[TeeKup]

Well you would be the expert :lol:

Well most women are so stupid and predictable it's just common sense.

[rossmum]

Oh.

Oh damn.

[TeeKup]

The only reason I'm saying that is because I'm gay.

[Emmzee]

The only reason I'm saying that is because I'm gay.
You know, just in case they forgot since the last time you told them.

That was what, yesterday?

[n00b1n8R]

You know, just in case they forgot since the last time you told them.

That was what, yesterday?
.

[Bodzilla]

You know, just in case they forgot since the last time you told them.

That was what, yesterday?
.

[Bodzilla]

[21:53] Brayden: Throw some D's on that bitch
[21:54] The Real Ziz Lady: DthatDBDiatchD D
[21:54] Brayden: LOL
D

[Rob Oplawar]

edit:
You know what, I'm just gonna stop making an ass of myself.

Lol, that's not gonna last long, but I can try.