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TeeKup

May 29th, 2008, 09:22 PM

TeeKup senses IM drama that doesn't need to become Forum Drama...

Rob Oplawar

May 29th, 2008, 09:24 PM

lol. I'm only kidding.

well, mostly.

but srsly, you gotta admit, WoL claiming that he's not egotistical is pretty damn funny.

rossmum

May 30th, 2008, 12:02 AM

If someone actually does know their shit, that hardly makes them egotistical. And WoL knows his shit.

Phobias

May 30th, 2008, 04:13 AM

Pretty yellow.

Luke says: FUCK JESUS. -.-
<offline>

Took me a while to get out of the daze I was in, considering he hasn't spoken to me for a few months and that was the only thing he said :|

t3h m00kz

May 30th, 2008, 01:40 PM

"AW, GAY!!"

- Me putting on my Marathon shirt backwards and looking down and not seeing that big, blue emblem

PlasbianX

May 30th, 2008, 10:48 PM

[22:45:12] teekuphalofan: what is it
[22:45:19] plasbianx1337: I want you
[22:45:25] plasbianx1337: Inside me
[22:45:31] teekuphalofan: realy
[22:45:38] teekuphalofan: i'd prefer it the other way around but ok
[22:45:41] plasbianx1337: YOURE DOING IT WRONG
[22:45:43] plasbianx1337: DAMNIT

[22:59:48] plasbianx1337: Teek.
[22:59:49] teekuphalofan: WHat is it
[22:59:51] plasbianx1337: I want you
[22:59:55] plasbianx1337: Inside of me
[22:59:59] teekuphalofan: THEN FUCK ME YOU ASSHOLE
[23:00:00] teekuphalofan: ..
[23:00:11] plasbianx1337: GODDAMNIT DO U EVER GET IT RIGHT!?!?

Bodzilla

May 31st, 2008, 09:32 AM

[23:25] The Real Ziz Lady: basically the popo completely ruined the night
[23:25] The Real Ziz Lady: and fuckign retarded bouncers i swear to god
[23:25] The Real Ziz Lady: i already resent those power tripping assholes
[23:25] The Real Ziz Lady: but thats just fucking low
[23:25] DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: i'm not bitching :D
[23:25] The Real Ziz Lady: you also not out with friends
[23:26] DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: depends how you define "out with friends"
[23:26] DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: i've been playing with my clan mates
[23:26] The Real Ziz Lady: rofl
[23:26] The Real Ziz Lady: :XD:
[23:26] The Real Ziz Lady: with clan mates?
[23:26] The Real Ziz Lady: :XD:

E:

[23:33] DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: i'm not bitching about anything
[23:33] DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: you are
[23:33] DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: so by those grounds
[23:33] The Real Ziz Lady: whats your point
[23:33] DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: my night was better than yours
[23:33] The Real Ziz Lady: you met any cool chicky babes tonight?
[23:33] DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: no, you?
[23:33] The Real Ziz Lady: the jagermeister girls where at the pub promoting the drink tonight
[23:33] The Real Ziz Lady: so thats a yes
[23:33] DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: tbqh, i've got better things to waste my time on than women
[23:34] The Real Ziz Lady: Rofl

:lmao:

rossmum

May 31st, 2008, 12:01 PM

pure 24 carat gold there on that last line from n00b

FlyingStone

May 31st, 2008, 06:28 PM

6:20 PM - Elmo the Emo Emperor: when ever the message box pops up
6:20 PM - Elmo the Emo Emperor: i almost think it's the ant eater showing up
6:21 PM - Elmo the Emo Emperor: like it's talking
6:21 PM - Elmo the Emo Emperor: :/
http://i243.photobucket.com/albums/ff18/Flyingstone/Ima1ge1.png

TeeKup

May 31st, 2008, 08:05 PM

Ryujin says:
ANYWHERE YOU WANT
=PlasbianX= says:
THATS THE WAY YOU NEED IT
Ryujin says:
ANY WHERE YOU WANT IT
=PlasbianX= says:
OHHHHH YEAAAAAAAAA
Ryujin says:
FUCK I LOVE JOURNEY
=PlasbianX= says:
Who?
Ryujin says:
............
Ryujin says:
*slap*

p0lar_bear

May 31st, 2008, 11:33 PM

[20:03] jcap: gaygaygaygay
[20:03] jcap: I was editing my bio on Live
[20:03] jcap: to be

"Now this is a story all about how my FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF FFFFFFFFFFFFF"
[20:03] jcap: "Your bio contains a word or phrase that isn't allowed. Please try again."

:downsowned:

Chainsy

June 1st, 2008, 03:22 PM

Please Tell me if you think this is possible..weve been argueing about it for 30 minutes.
=Σ= Teh Don: i just did a barrel roll up my stairs
=Σ= Chainsy: uh
=Σ= Chainsy: wha?
=Σ= Teh Don: running up the stairs to my room
=Σ= Teh Don: i got to the top then did a barrel roll into a room
=Σ= Chainsy: dude
=Σ= Teh Don: came out and ran down the hall into my room lol
=Σ= Chainsy: dude
=Σ= Chainsy: a abrrel roll
=Σ= Chainsy: is when your flying through the air
=Σ= Chainsy: and spiin sideways 360 degrees
=Σ= Chainsy: lol
=Σ= Teh Don: and thats what i did
=Σ= Teh Don: :D
=Σ= Chainsy: wtf
=Σ= Chainsy: i think you mean somersault
=Σ= Chainsy: lol
=Σ= Teh Don: no
=Σ= Teh Don: no
=Σ= Teh Don: barrel roll
=Σ= Chainsy: wtf...?
=Σ= Chainsy: how?
=Σ= Chainsy: you would land on your face lol
=Σ= Teh Don: i have my ways
=Σ= Teh Don: have you ever thrown a donut?
=Σ= Chainsy: I fucked one once
=Σ= Chainsy: started out as a plain donut, now its glazed with a cream filling
=Σ= Chainsy: gigiitgity
=Σ= Teh Don: wow
=Σ= Teh Don: thats
=Σ= Teh Don: thats fucking terrible LOL
=Σ= Chainsy: XD
=Σ= Chainsy: but srsly
=Σ= Chainsy: how the fuck did you do a abrrel roll
=Σ= Teh Don: i dove
=Σ= Teh Don: and spin
=Σ= Chainsy: you would like break your arm up your ass if tried tht
=Σ= Teh Don: oh
=Σ= Chainsy: and lande don what?
=Σ= Teh Don: i did the sideways roll
=Σ= Teh Don: landed and did a summersault
=Σ= Teh Don: thats how
=Σ= Chainsy: lmao
=Σ= Teh Don: im gymnastic
=Σ= Chainsy: tths nto a fucking abrrel roll jesus
=Σ= Teh Don: no
=Σ= Chainsy: i was freaking out
=Σ= Teh Don: no
=Σ= Teh Don: i dove
=Σ= Chainsy: what the hell have you been smoking?
=Σ= Teh Don: i DID a barrel roll
=Σ= Teh Don: then when i landed did i summersault
=Σ= Chainsy: You wouldve broke your freaking neck
=Σ= Teh Don: gymnastic
=Σ= Chainsy: to dive and spin 360 degrees
=Σ= Teh Don: i run up walls
=Σ= Chainsy: then land on your back and roll forwards
=Σ= Chainsy: wtf
=Σ= Teh Don: not on my back
=Σ= Teh Don: i landed on my front
=Σ= Teh Don: i COULD do that
=Σ= Chainsy: you would break your neck
=Σ= Chainsy: and get some serious carpet burn o your tits
=Σ= Teh Don: dive forward and turn 180
=Σ= Teh Don: like matrix
=Σ= Teh Don: i can do it
=Σ= Chainsy: omg
=Σ= Chainsy: matrix now
=Σ= Teh Don: i watched that movie and tried all thos estunts lol
=Σ= Chainsy: im posting this in quotes on modacity lol
=Σ= Teh Don: LOL

p0lar_bear

June 1st, 2008, 11:32 PM

It's like half-assing a cartwheel, if you ask me.

Rentafence

June 2nd, 2008, 08:37 PM

plasbian1337:http://img403.imageshack.us/img403/5958/emocopysc3.jpg
plasbian1337:SO I HEAR IM EMO.
plasbian1337:DISCUSS.
rentafence5:holy shit
rentafence5:an hero immediatly
rentafence5:do you go down the lane or across the street?
plasbian1337:what
rentafence5:when you cut
plasbian1337:I dont cut
plasbian1337:I stab.
rentafence5:hardcore
plasbian1337:Indeed.
rentafence5:Quite.
plasbian1337:And pic is shopped btw
plasbian1337:took me like 2 mins.

Chainsy

June 2nd, 2008, 08:44 PM

An interesting discussion about color blindness with me and selentic.
=Σ= Chainsy: apparently im color blind
=Σ= Chainsy: lol
Selentic The Panda: lol
Selentic The Panda: wut
Selentic The Panda: You know its fucked
Selentic The Panda: you can never tell
=Σ= Chainsy: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Colorblindness#Dichromacy
=Σ= Chainsy: the 3 boxes
=Σ= Chainsy: show numbers
=Σ= Chainsy: i cant read the 2nd one
=Σ= Chainsy: apaprently im
=Σ= Chainsy: deuteranopic
=Σ= Chainsy: lol
Selentic The Panda: lol
Selentic The Panda: what
=Σ= Chainsy: 2nd picture
=Σ= Chainsy: the 44 one
Selentic The Panda: this image clearly shows the number 44?
Selentic The Panda: ahhahahaha
=Σ= Chainsy: the one wiht the 44 or 49
Selentic The Panda: I can barely read it
=Σ= Chainsy: i cnat read
=Σ= Chainsy: lol
Selentic The Panda: I must be colour blind too!
=Σ= Chainsy: no
=Σ= Chainsy: if oyu can semi rea dit
=Σ= Chainsy: your fine
=Σ= Chainsy: if its you cant read it at all
=Σ= Chainsy: its jsut like one line
=Σ= Chainsy: or nothing
=Σ= Chainsy: lol
Selentic The Panda: </wiki/Image:Colorblind5.png> </wiki/Image:Colorblind5.png>This image shows the number 56, but someone who is tritanopic may not be able to see it.
Selentic The Panda: Hahahah
Selentic The Panda: yeah fucking right
Selentic The Panda: no one can read that
=Σ= Chainsy: lol
=Σ= Chainsy: i can
=Σ= Chainsy: it spurple 56
=Σ= Chainsy: its clearly viisble
=Σ= Chainsy: my friend lol
=Σ= Chainsy: your tritanopic
=Σ= Chainsy: ahahhaha!
=Σ= Chainsy: did you know about 80% of males have some form of oclor blindness?
Selentic The Panda: lol
=Σ= Chainsy: color blinness can be in one speciifc color
Selentic The Panda: clearly says it
=Σ= Chainsy: or in jsut a certain mix
Selentic The Panda: yah fucking right
Selentic The Panda: its a bunch of colours
=Σ= Chainsy: like im pink yellow clorblind
=Σ= Chainsy: if you add them together
=Σ= Chainsy: lets say a pink car in yellow sun light
=Σ= Chainsy: i think its white
=Σ= Chainsy: happens to me all the time
=Σ= Chainsy: lol
=Σ= Chainsy: dude
=Σ= Chainsy: i would take a screenshot of me seeing ti
=Σ= Chainsy: but ti wouldnt help lol
=Σ= Chainsy: because your tritanopic
=Σ= Chainsy: loseer!
Selentic The Panda: Shut up
=Σ= Chainsy: lol
Selentic The Panda: cunt hater
=Σ= Chainsy: dont worry im
=Σ= Chainsy: deuteranopic
=Σ= Chainsy: were cripple buddies
=Σ= Chainsy: :D
Selentic The Panda: cool
Selentic The Panda: :D
=Σ= Chainsy: this deserves a psot at modacity in the quotes thread lol

Con

June 3rd, 2008, 01:16 AM

[22:11] masterz1337: man
[22:11] masterz1337: before you signed off
[22:11] masterz1337: there was osmething i wanted to ask you
[22:11] masterz1337: now i forgot it
[22:11] masterz1337: :X
[22:12] xXx KAS Con: nice
[22:12] masterz1337: yeah
[22:12] masterz1337: im a pro thinking
[22:12] masterz1337: thinker*
[22:12] masterz1337: point proven

rossmum

June 3rd, 2008, 08:32 AM

[TnB BA] Gurnie: I had to be older
[TnB BA] Gurnie: Who else is gonna teach ya cool stuff
[TnB BA] Gurnie: ?
[TnB BA] Gurnie: :P
[TnB LOGIK POLEES] berkut: true
[TnB BA] Gurnie: Like how to treat an open chest wound with an MRE wrapper and ducttape
[TnB LOGIK POLEES] berkut: duct tape
[TnB LOGIK POLEES] berkut: i swear
[TnB LOGIK POLEES] berkut: that shit is the best
[TnB LOGIK POLEES] berkut: it's like the notepad of rl.
[TnB LOGIK POLEES] berkut: you can do ANYTHING with it.
[TnB BA] Gurnie: Duct tape is like the Force, it has a light side and a dark side and holds everything together.
this

Sel

June 4th, 2008, 09:38 PM

[21:33] N: get that ugly shit off my screen
[21:33] N: bastard
[21:33] Selentic The Rapist: huh
[21:33] N: posting ugly women on the forum
[21:33] N: oh wait
[21:34] N: thats jay
[21:34] N: nvm

Bodzilla

June 5th, 2008, 07:26 AM

[21:22] DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: I AM SO GLAD I STOPED READING THAT CTRL ALT DEL SHIT
[21:22] DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: ROFL
[21:23] The Real Ziz Lady: continue
[21:23] DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: THE FAILURE OF THIS COMIC IS OFF THE CHART
[21:23] DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: some dude just posted a new one on /b/
[21:23] The Real Ziz Lady: lmfao
[21:23] DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: http://img.4chan.org/b/src/1212663170021.jpg
[21:23] DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: HEY THAT'S PRETTY FUwait
[21:23] DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: SO
[21:23] DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: MANY
[21:23] DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: WORDS
[21:23] DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: ;____;
[21:24] The Real Ziz Lady: lmfao
[21:24] The Real Ziz Lady: thats not edited?
[21:24] DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: n
[21:24] The Real Ziz Lady: LMFAO

http://www.ctrlaltdel-online.com/comics/20080604.jpg
How utterly fucking terrible xD

Bodzilla

June 5th, 2008, 08:14 AM

[22:02] Ph☼ßîä§ /|\ Talîc: stop biting at venom dammit, he's just fishing
[22:03] The Real Ziz Lady: you thinjk he's a troll?
[22:03] Ph☼ßîä§ /|\ Talîc: has to be, nobody could be that stupid
[22:06] The Real Ziz Lady: this is cyberslam
[22:07] Ph☼ßîä§ /|\ Talîc: Cyberslam is not /b/. This level of stupidity does not exist out-side of /b/
[22:07] The Real Ziz Lady: Chime.
[22:08] Ph☼ßîä§ /|\ Talîc: is a myspace bitch, therefore not human, therefore not classed as existing
[22:09] The Real Ziz Lady: hmm

I love you phobias http://www.roosterteeth.com/assets/images/emoticons/smiley12.gif

Rob Oplawar

June 5th, 2008, 09:28 PM

:mean words:
heh, I actually found myself really interested in the characters after this. all of a sudden I care to see how their story pans out.

ExAm

June 6th, 2008, 02:25 AM

heh, I actually found myself really interested in the characters after this. all of a sudden I care to see how their story pans out.

I agree with this.

Why the fuck does a comic have to lack words? If you hate CAD for the amount of dialogue it has, then don't fucking read it.

Bodzilla

June 6th, 2008, 02:37 AM

theres not a single joke, pun, sarcasm or anythign else that makes it a comic in that.

not 1.

It's stuper serial.

p0lar_bear

June 6th, 2008, 03:00 AM

Not all comics are funny or witty, look at Batman or X-Men. But I agree that this definitely isn't like CTRL+ALT+DEL.

ExAm

June 6th, 2008, 03:01 AM

theres not a single joke, pun, sarcasm or anythign else that makes it a comic in that.

not 1.

It's stuper serial.So? The name "comic" has been used to refer to countless works of that nature.

Bodzilla

June 6th, 2008, 03:24 AM

It's a web comic tho.

Phobias

June 6th, 2008, 05:31 AM

But it isn't Slackerz. Slackerz is gone, Zilla...it's time to move on and stop looking for replacements for it.

Bodzilla

June 6th, 2008, 09:40 AM

slackerz isnt gone :S

My god i just spilt Bourbon in my eye, again
for the fucking third time tonight.
WHAT THE FUCK???

Phobias

June 6th, 2008, 06:00 PM

Bourbon goes in the mouth, THE MOUTH.
Not the eye, don't waste good booze >:U

Bodzilla

June 6th, 2008, 07:41 PM

splash backs a bitch.

see i wouldn't get this if i was drinking out of my vase.
Fucking small shitty glass.

Con

June 6th, 2008, 08:18 PM

haha, a vase? pics of drinking from vase or stfu

Bodzilla

June 6th, 2008, 08:41 PM

gotta find it first.

PlasbianX

June 6th, 2008, 11:14 PM

[22:51:16] woobrandon07: haha this is from my brother
[22:51:20] woobrandon07: his myspace bulletin
[22:51:22] woobrandon07: DO YOU CHEW ON YOUR STRAWS?:
Fuck yeah stress relief

[22:51:34] plasbianx1337: NOT FUNNY.
[22:51:36] woobrandon07: -.-
[22:51:38] woobrandon07: gtfo

Rob Oplawar

June 6th, 2008, 11:26 PM

idgi

Bodzilla

June 8th, 2008, 08:24 AM

[18:47] The Real Ziz Lady: God your ugly
[19:09] DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: god your lines are getting old
............
[22:23] The Real Ziz Lady: god your ugly

E:
[22:25] DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hcpvx2EVCpU&eurl=http://forums.facepunchstudios.com/showthread.php?t=460786
[22:25] The Real Ziz Lady: :D
[22:32] DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: watch it?
[22:32] The Real Ziz Lady: Negative
[22:32] DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: DO IT
[22:32] The Real Ziz Lady: they have stupid hair
[22:32] The Real Ziz Lady: so there opinion is worthless
[22:33] DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: i swear to fucking god
[22:33] DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: do you recgnise win and awesome evar
[22:33] The Real Ziz Lady: :S?
[22:33] The Real Ziz Lady: it's 10 30 n00b
[22:33] DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: OMFG THIS GUY IS SINGING ABOUT HOW TERRIBLE THE WORLD IS FUCKING AWESOME
[22:33] The Real Ziz Lady: and i'm le tired
[22:33] DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: OMFG THIS GUY IS SINING ABOUT BEING A TRANNY WITH EPIC WIN AND LULZ BUT IT IS TEH SUXOR
[22:33] DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: technically he's bi
[22:34] DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: :eng101:
[22:34] The Real Ziz Lady: :S/
[22:34] The Real Ziz Lady: heathen!
[22:34] The Real Ziz Lady: repent those words or I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance
[22:34] The Real Ziz Lady: and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers.
[22:35] The Real Ziz Lady: And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee.
[22:35] DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: n
[22:35] The Real Ziz Lady: so i hear you dont recognize awesome and win either
[22:35] The Real Ziz Lady: :downs:
[22:35] DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: in before emo
[22:35] The Real Ziz Lady: l2pupfiction
[22:35] DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: i would
[22:35] DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: but i am le tired
[22:35] DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: :haw:
[22:36] The Real Ziz Lady: oicwudt

me and n00b have the greatest conversations eva.

Gwunty

June 9th, 2008, 01:03 AM

* <This user is now having an orgy at your house without you noticing>*
CLS_GRUNT the Schnauzer: :downs:
* Corny corn hung himslef
* Corny corn hung himself
* CLS_GRUNT the Schnauzer dosent care
* Corny corn corrected his spelling error right before he died
* Corny corn is dead for real now
* CLS_GRUNT the Schnauzer is all like OHHH NOES
* CLS_GRUNT the Schnauzer is now worried about who will do the sandtrap ring
* Corny corn sends the completed sandtrap ring to CLS_GRUNT the Schnauzer in his dying breaths
* CLS_GRUNT the Schnauzer give corny corn mouth to motuh
* Corny corn is unneffected because mouth to mouth can not cure a broken neck and dies anyways
CLS_GRUNT the Schnauzer: OHHH COME THE FUCK ON
CLS_GRUNT the Schnauzer: YOU KNOW HOW MUCH A CERATIN GAY MAN WOULD HAVE DONE TO BE IN YOUR POSITION RIGHT NOW?
CLS_GRUNT the Schnauzer: ATLEAST YOU CAN COME BACK TO LIFE
* Corny corn is suddenly very turned on my the mouth to mouth and gets an erection so large that god decides this man deserves to live because his penis is so large* Corny corn gets up and laughs in teeks face

PlasbianX

June 9th, 2008, 09:47 PM

[21:41:09] plasbianx1337: Prick
[21:41:13] plasbianx1337: way to not answer me
[21:41:14] plasbianx1337: D:<
[21:41:20] teekuphalofan: kik
[21:41:21] teekuphalofan: lol
[21:41:23] teekuphalofan: <LINK REMOVED>
[21:41:39] plasbianx1337: OMG
[21:41:39] teekuphalofan: DONT CLICK
[21:41:41] plasbianx1337: FUCK YOU
[21:41:43] teekuphalofan: WRONG WINDOW
[21:41:44] plasbianx1337: FUCK YOU
[21:41:44] teekuphalofan: IDIOT
[21:41:45] plasbianx1337: FUCK YOU
[21:41:47] plasbianx1337: FUCK YOU.
[21:41:51] plasbianx1337: WHAT THE FUCK
[21:41:53] plasbianx1337: WHAT THE FUCK.
[21:41:59] teekuphalofan: IT WAS SUPPOSED TO GO TO RJ
[21:42:02] teekuphalofan: IDIOT
[21:42:03] plasbianx1337: SERIOUSLY, THATS GROSS.
[21:42:04] teekuphalofan: GOD
[21:42:10] plasbianx1337: DONT EVER LINK ME TO THAT SHIT
[21:42:10] plasbianx1337: EVER
[21:42:12] plasbianx1337: AGAIN.
[21:42:24] teekuphalofan: HOW IS IT ANY DIFERENT THAN YOU LOOKING AT A GIRL?
[21:42:40] plasbianx1337: UM.
[21:42:41] teekuphalofan: IF U LINK ME TO A GIRL SHOULD I SAY EW?
[21:42:43] plasbianx1337: ITS NOT
[21:42:44] plasbianx1337: NO.
[21:42:51] teekuphalofan: ITS THE SAME THING
[21:42:56] teekuphalofan: GOD
[21:43:22] plasbianx1337: STILL
[21:43:29] plasbianx1337: U STILL THINK GIRLS ARE HOT
[21:43:34] plasbianx1337: I DONT FIND MALES ATTRACTIVE
[21:43:35] plasbianx1337: WELL...
[21:43:38] teekuphalofan: wash it out, go watch a porn
[21:43:43] plasbianx1337: THERE ARE SOME GUYS THAT I DO THINK ARE GOOD LOOKING.
[21:43:46] plasbianx1337: BUT THAT DOESNT MAKE ME GAY.
[21:43:47] plasbianx1337: EW.
[21:45:27] plasbianx1337: also.
[21:45:32] plasbianx1337: this girl sent me a message
[21:45:32] plasbianx1337: hi!
im emily
what noise does a walrus make?
no one will tell me ='(
[21:45:45] teekuphalofan: LOL
[21:46:07] plasbianx1337: yea :d
[21:46:10] plasbianx1337: and u know
[21:46:15] plasbianx1337: ths should be quote threaded.
[21:48:49] teekuphalofan: NO
[21:48:54] plasbianx1337: YES.
[21:49:07] teekuphalofan: NO ASSHOLE
[21:49:10] teekuphalofan: CHRIST
[21:49:34] plasbianx1337: TOO LATE MENG
[21:49:58] teekuphalofan: Allen I swear to god I'll block you for a week
[21:50:04] plasbianx1337: K.

Phobias

June 10th, 2008, 05:05 AM

Gay porn can make conversations so amusing, at times.

Bodzilla

June 10th, 2008, 05:40 AM

o____O?

TeeKup

June 10th, 2008, 09:25 PM

IT WAS MEANT FOR RJ. GOD!!!

Sel

June 10th, 2008, 09:31 PM

lol quote in sig

TeeKup

June 10th, 2008, 09:33 PM

Who's that dumbass?

Bodzilla

June 11th, 2008, 08:50 AM

[18:32] DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: btw, things are looking good in regards to you getting into AWOL
[18:32] DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: 5 for and 0 against atm

It's an honor just to be nominated :D

Sel

June 11th, 2008, 09:09 AM

Who's that dumbass?

Halomaps *facepalm*

PlasbianX

June 14th, 2008, 12:59 AM

[01:00:26] play4phlx: so, how r our models coming?
[01:00:33] play4phlx: i'm working on the arms
[01:00:33] plasbianx1337: havent done much
[01:00:37] play4phlx: any?
[01:00:52] plasbianx1337: Started some stuff but ive been really busy with this girl that likes me lol..
[01:00:59] play4phlx: ...
[01:01:02] play4phlx: arent u gay?
[01:01:05] plasbianx1337: ....
[01:01:09] play4phlx: or is that just teekup
[01:01:13] play4phlx: cause people said u r
[01:01:14] plasbianx1337: Thats just teekup....
[01:01:16] play4phlx: lol
[01:01:17] plasbianx1337: What
[01:01:18] plasbianx1337: the
[01:01:19] plasbianx1337: fuck.
[01:01:21] play4phlx: lol
[01:01:22] play4phlx: idk

Fuck you all.

Bodzilla

June 14th, 2008, 01:01 AM

seriously
you catch.

LlamaMaster

June 14th, 2008, 01:21 AM

Plas is to teek, as bod is to noob, and it will always be that way. :downs:

PlasbianX

June 14th, 2008, 01:41 AM

Plas is to teek, as bod is to noob, and it will always be that way. :downs:

idgi.

p0lar_bear

June 14th, 2008, 02:04 AM

Seems like he's saying that you're always "with" Teek when you're online, just like Noobinator and Bod are.

Bodzilla

June 14th, 2008, 03:00 AM

Except n00b is banned.

HE SHALL RETURN SOON ENOUGH.

.::Sim::.

June 14th, 2008, 07:15 PM

[18:02] Selentic The Panda: lol
[18:12] Selentic The Panda: SOULJA BOY
[18:12] Selentic The Panda: GIVE DAT HOE AIDS
[18:12] [»ШМ«].::Simulism::.: LOLOLOL
[18:12] [»ШМ«].::Simulism::.: soulja boy sucks ballz
[18:12] Selentic The Panda: Hahaha

Me and sel were talking trash about...everything pretty much...

ExAm

June 15th, 2008, 03:19 AM

[00:12] Ryan: damn
[00:12] me: lol?
[00:12] friend: shrooms man
[00:12] me: you are on them?
[00:12] friend: yup
[00:12] friend: entertain me
[00:13] me: cheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeese
[00:14] friend: lol
[00:14] friend: oh damn
[00:14] friend: thank you so much
[00:14] friend: rofl.

ima_from_America

June 16th, 2008, 08:21 PM

This is from the blooper reel from people rehearsing lines from Black Mesa Source.

We're sticking to you like surface tension in a meniscus!
We're sticking to you like Hydroxyl groups in alcohol!
We're sticking to you like WHITE ON RICE, BITCH!

zlSgBPAf8yI

Chainsy

June 16th, 2008, 11:06 PM

Me and geometricgeek felt like playing a little trick on good ol selentic. :D
He still doesnt know this is fake.
My chat:
Selentic The Panda: what
=Σ= Chainsy: your new map?
Selentic The Panda: hmmmm?
=Σ= Chainsy: electrac?
Selentic The Panda: what
=Σ= Chainsy: the new map by you?
Selentic The Panda: huh
=Σ= Chainsy: the new map you made?!!?
Selentic The Panda: what one
Selentic The Panda: :|
=Σ= Chainsy: electrac!
=Σ= Chainsy: jeuss man
Selentic The Panda: what the fuck is elextrac
=Σ= Chainsy: the map you made?
Selentic The Panda: what map
=Σ= Chainsy: for halo ce?
Selentic The Panda: What the fuck is elctraca
=Σ= Chainsy: you release dit yesterday?
Selentic The Panda: what
=Σ= Chainsy: wtf man
Selentic The Panda: I didnt release anything yesterday
=Σ= Chainsy: wtf
Selentic The Panda: what the hell are you talking about
=Σ= Chainsy: a guy came on
=Σ= Chainsy: with your naem
=Σ= Chainsy: and sent me and geo a map
=Σ= Chainsy: named electrac
Selentic The Panda: huh
=Σ= Chainsy: a guy with your name
=Σ= Chainsy: gave me and geo
=Σ= Chainsy: a beta map
=Σ= Chainsy: named electrac
=Σ= Chainsy: yesterday
Selentic The Panda: what the fuck
Selentic The Panda: where
=Σ= Chainsy: yesterday
=Σ= Chainsy: on xfire
=Σ= Chainsy: you said you were uploading on halomaps today
=Σ= Chainsy: and making a thread
=Σ= Chainsy: but you wnate dour opinion first
Selentic The Panda: What?
Selentic The Panda: the fuck
=Σ= Chainsy: it was really good
Selentic The Panda: did you even bother to look at the username?
=Σ= Chainsy: why would i?
=Σ= Chainsy: it said slentic
=Σ= Chainsy: lol
Selentic The Panda: what the fuck
=Σ= Chainsy: and i dont accept alot of friend invites
Selentic The Panda: Ok
=Σ= Chainsy: but he said he was uploading today man
Selentic The Panda: I want you to do something
=Σ= Chainsy: i thought it was you
Selentic The Panda: go into the chat log
=Σ= Chainsy: hmm?
Selentic The Panda: with me
=Σ= Chainsy: chat log?
Selentic The Panda: and see if it was on my account
=Σ= Chainsy: wtf is a chat log?
Selentic The Panda: ....
=Σ= Chainsy: why would I keep chat logs?
=Σ= Chainsy: im not that paranoid
=Σ= Chainsy: dude dont worry
=Σ= Chainsy: even if he releases it under your name
=Σ= Chainsy: it was a great map
Selentic The Panda: its not in the halomaps ftp
=Σ= Chainsy: im sjut saying what he said
=Σ= Chainsy: he was oging to upload today
Selentic The Panda: Its not in the halomaps FTP
=Σ= Chainsy: well then idk
=Σ= Chainsy: he sent me the map
=Σ= Chainsy: maybe it was jsut a prank?
=Σ= Chainsy: the maps was pretty good though in my opinion
=Σ= Chainsy: except the flamethrower had lbue fire
=Σ= Chainsy: was kind of wierd
=Σ= Chainsy: oh also the flag had a weed sign on it lol
=Σ= Chainsy: fuckin hilarious
GEOS CHAT:
=Σ= Chainsy: shhhh
=Σ= Chainsy: :3
=Σ= Geo: lol sorry
=Σ= Chainsy: im playing trick on slenetic
=Σ= Chainsy: shhhh...
=Σ= Chainsy: plz dont tell be cool
=Σ= Chainsy: :3
=Σ= Chainsy: elentic The Panda: what
=Σ= Chainsy: your new map?
Selentic The Panda: hmmmm?
=Σ= Chainsy: electrac?
Selentic The Panda: what
=Σ= Chainsy: the new map by you?
=Σ= Geo: what?
=Σ= Geo: i dont get it
=Σ= Chainsy: im basically tricking him
=Σ= Chainsy: into thinking
=Σ= Chainsy: someone impersonated him
=Σ= Chainsy: and amde a map
=Σ= Geo: oh lol
=Σ= Geo: i will go along
=Σ= Chainsy: Σ= Chainsy: a guy came on
=Σ= Chainsy: with your naem
=Σ= Chainsy: and sent me and geo a map
=Σ= Chainsy: named electrac
=Σ= Chainsy: be rdy
=Σ= Chainsy: Selentic The Panda: what the fuck
Selentic The Panda: where
=Σ= Chainsy: yesterday
=Σ= Chainsy: on xfire
=Σ= Chainsy: you said you were uploading on halomaps today
=Σ= Chainsy: and making a thread
=Σ= Chainsy: but you wnate dour opinion first
Selentic The Panda: What?
=Σ= Chainsy: Selentic The Panda: I want you to do something
=Σ= Chainsy: i thought it was you
Selentic The Panda: go into the chat log
=Σ= Chainsy: hmm?
Selentic The Panda: with me
=Σ= Chainsy: chat log?
Selentic The Panda: and see if it was on my account
=Σ= Chainsy: wtf is a chat log?
=Σ= Chainsy: XD
=Σ= Geo: he says the same thing to me lol
=Σ= Chainsy: lol
=Σ= Chainsy: play laong
=Σ= Chainsy: XD
=Σ= Chainsy: hes frekaing out
=Σ= Chainsy: this is going on modacity for sure
=Σ= Chainsy: :D
=Σ= Chainsy: he did a quote one me
=Σ= Chainsy: revenge bitch!
=Σ= Chainsy: :D
=Σ= Geo: lol
=Σ= Geo: =Σ= Geo: wtf is with that stupid map you made?
Selentic The Panda: What the hell is this
Selentic The Panda: I didnt release any map
Selentic The Panda: Chains is going on about it too
Selentic The Panda: Am I missing something?
=Σ= Geo: yeah cuz why would you make a stupid map
Selentic The Panda: I have no idea what either of you is babbling about
=Σ= Geo: you sent it to me the other day
Selentic The Panda: No I didnt
=Σ= Geo: i dont remember what its called though
Selentic The Panda: Check the chat log with me
Selentic The Panda: I didnt send you anything
=Σ= Geo: well i remember a guy named selentic sent me a map
=Σ= Geo: called ummmm
Selentic The Panda: elecrac
=Σ= Geo: electricty something
=Σ= Geo: yeah
=Σ= Geo: electrac actually
Selentic The Panda: yeah chains is here telling me about it
=Σ= Geo: hmm
=Σ= Geo: i wonder who did it
=Σ= Geo: they were putting it up on halomaps
Selentic The Panda: Go check the chat log with me
Selentic The Panda: from yesterday
=Σ= Geo: idk if they actually did
Selentic The Panda: I want to know if this guy was on my account
=Σ= Geo: well he might not have been on your account
Selentic The Panda: check the chat log
=Σ= Geo: it could have been a name change
Selentic The Panda: I want to know
=Σ= Geo: well everyone is gonna think you made a shit map
=Σ= Geo: but you can straighten it out im sure
Selentic The Panda: Ill get dennis to take my name off it
=Σ= Geo: ill help you
Selentic The Panda: before it comes on
=Σ= Geo: i dont know if he will
=Σ= Chainsy: hahaha
=Σ= Geo: Selentic The Panda: did you check the chat log
Selentic The Panda: if he was on my account>
=Σ= Geo: no i havent
=Σ= Geo: i dont keep a chat log
Selentic The Panda: :|
=Σ= Geo: im pretty sure he was on though
=Σ= Geo: you were in the team lis
=Σ= Geo: list
=Σ= Geo: =Σ= Geo: i dont keep a chat log
Selentic The Panda: :|
=Σ= Geo: im pretty sure he was on though
=Σ= Geo: you were in the team lis
=Σ= Geo: list
Selentic The Panda: uhh
Selentic The Panda: what
=Σ= Geo: your name appeared on the team list thing
=Σ= Geo: the clan list
=Σ= Geo: so it was obviously your account
=Σ= Chainsy: lol
=Σ= Chainsy: Selentic The Panda: its not in the halomaps ftp
=Σ= Chainsy: im sjut saying what he said
=Σ= Chainsy: he was oging to upload today
Selentic The Panda: Its not in the halomaps FTP
=Σ= Chainsy: well then idk
=Σ= Chainsy: he sent me the map
=Σ= Chainsy: maybe it was jsut a prank?
=Σ= Chainsy: the maps was pretty good though in my opinion
=Σ= Chainsy: except the flamethrower had lbue fire
=Σ= Chainsy: was kind of wierd
=Σ= Chainsy: lol
=Σ= Chainsy: XD
=Σ= Chainsy: Σ= Chainsy: well then idk
=Σ= Chainsy: he sent me the map
=Σ= Chainsy: maybe it was jsut a prank?
=Σ= Chainsy: the maps was pretty good though in my opinion
=Σ= Chainsy: except the flamethrower had lbue fire
=Σ= Chainsy: was kind of wierd
=Σ= Chainsy: oh also the flag had a weed sign on it lol
=Σ= Chainsy: fuckin hilarious
=Σ= Geo: Selentic The Panda: why the hell dont you keep a chat log
Selentic The Panda: :|
Selentic The Panda: Or are you and chains pulling some gay joke on me here
=Σ= Geo: i didnt even know chains knew about this
=Σ= Geo: you told me you were gonna release it to surprise everyone
=Σ= Geo: cause the map was pretty freaking hillarious
Selentic The Panda: what the hell
Selentic The Panda: :|
=Σ= Geo: so you didnt make it?
Selentic The Panda: No
Mine
Selentic The Panda: Someone on your friends list
Selentic The Panda: who you added on saturday
=Σ= Chainsy: oh thts sf
=Σ= Chainsy: he works ofr halo trial
=Σ= Chainsy: doesnt even mod maps
=Σ= Chainsy: slenetic you want me to send you the map?
Selentic The Panda: k
=Σ= Chainsy: kk let me go get it
<Requesting file transfer. Waiting for response>
<Uploading file eletrac.map>
Roosters:
=Σ= Chainsy: rooster
rooster: ya
=Σ= Chainsy: if selentic ims you
=Σ= Chainsy: dont reply!
=Σ= Chainsy: or you will be gutted alive
=Σ= Chainsy: dont ask why
rooster: woops
=Σ= Chainsy: ill explain alter
rooster: too late
rooster: o
=Σ= Chainsy: say you g2g
rooster: i didnt answer yet
rooster: lol
=Σ= Chainsy: kk
=Σ= Chainsy: dont answer
rooster: ...
rooster: y
rooster: PLZ
rooster: either i ask u or him
rooster: rofl
=Σ= Chainsy: ok ok
=Σ= Chainsy: basically
=Σ= Chainsy: were doing a prank
=Σ= Chainsy: we said osmoene imperosnated him
=Σ= Chainsy: and made a map
=Σ= Chainsy: and uplaoded it
=Σ= Chainsy: were using your dr beta as a fake one
=Σ= Chainsy: to prolong him
=Σ= Chainsy: lol
rooster: WHAT
=Σ= Chainsy: we rename dit eletrac
=Σ= Chainsy: dont worry
rooster: FUCK NO
=Σ= Chainsy: he wont do anyhting with it
=Σ= Chainsy: lol
=Σ= Chainsy: shit shhh
=Σ= Chainsy: dont say anyhitng
=Σ= Chainsy: he thinks a sleneitc mad eit
=Σ= Chainsy: shhh
=Σ= Chainsy: jsut dont reply
=Σ= Chainsy: and youll be fine
=Σ= Chainsy: he wont call it his own'
rooster: DONT LET IT GET ON HALOMAPS
=Σ= Chainsy: dont worry
rooster: OR I WILL NOT COMPLETE IT
=Σ= Chainsy: it wont lol
rooster: ok
=Σ= Chainsy: jesus
=Σ= Chainsy: sleneitc isnt like that
rooster: u scared the shit out of me
=Σ= Chainsy: lol
=Σ= Chainsy: slenetic is cmt
=Σ= Chainsy: he wont do that
=Σ= Chainsy: itll ruin his rep
=Σ= Chainsy: hes too public
rooster: i will shove SOOOO much bamboo op his panda ass, he'll be coughing up toothpicks
rooster: rofk
Mine"
Selentic The Panda: dont say anything of this to anyone
Selentic The Panda: ok
Selentic The Panda: and good night
=Σ= Chainsy: lol wait
=Σ= Chainsy: have to check out off topic
=Σ= Chainsy: in modacity
=Σ= Chainsy: funny ass quot ei put in there
=Σ= Chainsy: http://www.modacity.net/forums/showthread.php?t=1124&page=282
=Σ= Chainsy: NOW UM
=Σ= Chainsy: I HAVE TO FEED DOGS!
=Σ= Chainsy: BYE!

Sel

June 16th, 2008, 11:29 PM

Just wait till you see what I have in store for you ;D

Gwunty

June 16th, 2008, 11:32 PM

Long quote is long. I thought it said electric cat.

Sel

June 16th, 2008, 11:37 PM

[23:33] =Σ= Teh Don: so i hear youve been harrassing chains
[23:34] =Σ= Teh Don: :|
[23:34] Selentic The Panda: oh
[23:34] Selentic The Panda: sorry
[23:34] Selentic The Panda: its just
[23:34] Selentic The Panda: that chains guy
[23:34] Selentic The Panda: hes such a douchebag
[23:35] Selentic The Panda: Whys he still in sigma anyway
[23:35] Selentic The Panda: its not like he does anything
[23:35] =Σ= Teh Don: true
[23:35] Selentic The Panda: hes so useless
[23:35] Selentic The Panda: he cant do anything
[23:35] =Σ= Teh Don: manaic is such a alzy bitch though
[23:35] Selentic The Panda: and his concepts suck hard
[23:35] =Σ= Teh Don: wont do anyhting
[23:35] Selentic The Panda: Yeah
[23:35] Selentic The Panda: but then theres that chains guy
[23:35] Selentic The Panda: I dont think he has any friends
[23:35] =Σ= Teh Don: he does
[23:36] =Σ= Teh Don: he has me
[23:36] =Σ= Teh Don: :D
[23:36] Selentic The Panda: I doubt it
[23:36] Selentic The Panda: Well
[23:36] Selentic The Panda: sure
[23:36] Selentic The Panda: but is that it?
[23:36] Selentic The Panda: because it sure must suck to only be friends with himself

Trying to impersonate good ol donut there mister :cop:

Chainsy

June 16th, 2008, 11:41 PM

Sel

June 16th, 2008, 11:46 PM

Selentic got so mad on this chat he lost control of his spelling. XD
Selentic The Panda: chains ge tof my profile
Selentic The Panda: :|
Selentic The Panda: hurr your a durr
Selentic The Panda: You spelled it wrong
Selentic The Panda: youre clearly an imposter
Selentic The Panda: hurr
Selentic The Panda: your clearly the imposter
Selentic The Panda: :\
Selentic The Panda: Im not the one with shitty grammar here
Selentic The Panda: saying your
Selentic The Panda: instead of youre
Selentic The Panda: chains
Selentic The Panda: I know your sexy
Selentic The Panda: but no
Selentic The Panda: please ge toff my profile
Selentic The Panda: kill yourself
Selentic The Panda: even though i orgasm over your funny posts
Selentic The Panda: it was lame before
Selentic The Panda: its still lame
Selentic The Panda: chains im sorry
Selentic The Panda: but the joke is over
Selentic The Panda: hurr
Selentic The Panda: :\

[23:38] Selentic The Panda: <This user is now online>
[23:38] Selentic The Panda: chains ge tof my profile
[23:38] Selentic The Panda: :|
[23:38] Selentic The Panda: hurr your a durr
[23:38] Selentic The Panda: You spelled it wrong
[23:38] Selentic The Panda: youre clearly an imposter
[23:38] Selentic The Panda: hurr
[23:38] Selentic The Panda: your clearly the imposter
[23:38] Selentic The Panda: :\
[23:39] Selentic The Panda: Im not the one with shitty grammar here
[23:39] Selentic The Panda: saying your
[23:39] Selentic The Panda: instead of youre
[23:39] Selentic The Panda: chains
[23:39] Selentic The Panda: I know your sexy
[23:39] Selentic The Panda: but no
[23:39] Selentic The Panda: please ge toff my profile
[23:39] Selentic The Panda: kill yourself
[23:39] Selentic The Panda: it was lame before
[23:39] Selentic The Panda: even though i orgasm over your funny posts
[23:39] Selentic The Panda: its still lame
[23:40] Selentic The Panda: chains im sorry
[23:40] Selentic The Panda: but the joke is over
[23:40] Selentic The Panda: hurr
[23:40] Selentic The Panda: :\
[23:40] Selentic The Panda: <link snipped>

Blue is chains.

Chainsy

June 16th, 2008, 11:51 PM

Wrong, no cookie for you.

rossmum

June 17th, 2008, 02:22 AM

Jane ' Kestrel ' Fletcher: [OOC] Get the fuck out, what do you think this is
Jane ' Kestrel ' Fletcher: [OOC] An RP ser-
Jane ' Kestrel ' Fletcher: [OOC] oh
Matt ' WhiteShadow ' Olsen: [OOC] an rp serv-
Matt ' WhiteShadow ' Olsen: [OOC] lol
Sarah ' Exile ' Dead: [OOC] Lol
Matt ' WhiteShadow ' Olsen: [OOC] Hivemind
Jane ' Kestrel ' Fletcher: [OOC] HIVEMIND
Kit Carmack: [OOC] lol. That was great.
Jane ' Kestrel ' Fletcher: [OOC] OH
Matt ' WhiteShadow ' Olsen: [OOC] MIND HIVE
Jane ' Kestrel ' Fletcher: [OOC] MY
Matt ' WhiteShadow ' Olsen: [OOC] OH GOD
Matt ' WhiteShadow ' Olsen: [OOC] lol
Jane ' Kestrel ' Fletcher: [OOC] AHAHAHAHHA FUCKL
Matt ' WhiteShadow ' Olsen: [OOC] fucking lol
Matt ' WhiteShadow ' Olsen: [OOC] ROFL
Matt ' WhiteShadow ' Olsen: [OOC] oh god
Sarah ' Exile ' Dead: [OOC] ;-;
Matt ' WhiteShadow ' Olsen: [OOC] i'm crying
itt ross is a hl2rp fag

gasp

Gwunty

June 17th, 2008, 10:25 PM

»[HmC]Ҝїllїфиаїяε™[H2T]«: ..get outta my face seriously
Senior Gwunt: Were in chatlogs
Senior Gwunt: :|

ICEE

June 17th, 2008, 10:29 PM

How come you guys post stupid arguments here? no one on modacity gives a crap about little feuds, especially with people who don't even use this site. (@ selentic, grunt and chains)

Rob Oplawar

June 17th, 2008, 10:59 PM

Yeah, WoL! >=U

e:

The Pie: OK, first off, this IS Jay, and, I have-
p0lar_bear: banned.

fucking loled.

Syuusuke

June 18th, 2008, 03:59 PM

(03:54:37) BobaTheFett76: i managed to fit 4 fingers in my asshole...
(03:54:45) victimized: what
(03:54:47) BobaTheFett76: >_>
(03:54:49) victimized: the
(03:54:49) victimized: hell
(03:54:50) BobaTheFett76: bored man
(03:54:56) victimized: i did NOT want to know that
(03:55:00) BobaTheFett76: its kind of one of those i wonder things
(03:55:06) BobaTheFett76: like putting your cat in the bathtub
(03:55:09) BobaTheFett76: then dropping a toaster in
(03:55:15) victimized: its those kinds of things i wouldnt want to imagine.
(03:55:16) victimized: thats
(03:55:17) victimized: horrible
(03:55:25) BobaTheFett76: I am masculine enough to admit that i did it :|
(03:55:36) victimized: are you
(03:55:55) BobaTheFett76: am i what
(03:56:13) victimized: i dont admire your courage
(03:56:14) victimized: actually.

kill me kill me kill me kill me kiill me

Rob Oplawar

June 18th, 2008, 10:40 PM

mass123123123 (8:26:55 PM): the more I listen the more I love this Led eppelin CD
mass123123123 (8:27:07 PM): WHO STOLE MY Z
mass123123123 (8:27:11 PM): WHO DUN iT
roboplawar (8:27:12 PM): yes, lets change the subject
mass123123123 (8:27:16 PM): IT WAS YOU ROB
roboplawar (8:27:22 PM): Z
roboplawar (8:27:24 PM): oops
roboplawar (8:27:27 PM): give it back!
mass123123123 (8:27:33 PM): I'll take zat
mass123123123 (8:27:36 PM): DAMNIT
roboplawar (8:27:43 PM): haha, itz mine now bitch!
roboplawar (8:27:44 PM): wait
roboplawar (8:27:48 PM): damn, that was just stupid
mass123123123 (8:27:56 PM): yes it was
mass123123123 (8:27:59 PM): oooh
mass123123123 (8:28:14 PM): feelin salty now
roboplawar (8:28:30 PM): hey
mass123123123 (8:28:30 PM): any second now you'll be all like "I CAN HAZ Z?
roboplawar (8:28:37 PM): HAHA
mass123123123 (8:28:38 PM): hey
roboplawar (8:28:39 PM): got it!
roboplawar (8:29:00 PM): i was thinkin, now how can I trick him into saying a word with a Z in it?
roboplawar (8:29:03 PM): wait
roboplawar (8:29:04 PM): FUCK
roboplawar (8:29:51 PM): oic wut ur doing thar
roboplawar (8:29:54 PM): come back here!
mass123123123 (8:30:02 PM): no way
roboplawar (8:30:05 PM): you can run but you can't hide!
mass123123123 (8:30:43 PM): you have to think of a question that I have to answer with a (insert 26th letter of alphabet here)
roboplawar (8:31:09 PM): who's that guy leading CMT?
mass123123123 (8:31:28 PM): masters
roboplawar (8:31:41 PM): no, i mean his modacity name
mass123123123 (8:31:47 PM): oh
roboplawar (8:31:50 PM): SPELL IT, BITCH
mass123123123 (8:31:57 PM): we call him "bitch" on modacity
roboplawar (8:32:02 PM): oh, right
roboplawar (8:32:17 PM): but then there's that one mod
roboplawar (8:32:23 PM): the guy you don't like
mass123123123 (8:32:45 PM): Damnit
mass123123123 (8:32:52 PM): I like everyone but Zeph
mass123123123 (8:33:00 PM): ARG
roboplawar (8:33:00 PM): haha, i win
roboplawar (8:33:47 PM): i've got your 01111010
roboplawar (8:33:51 PM): nyah nyah
roboplawar (8:33:59 PM): i have your 7A
mass123123123 (8:34:56 PM): hey, if we got rid of the letter X what letter would we start the word xyophone with?
roboplawar (8:35:55 PM): k
roboplawar (8:35:59 PM): as in, ks
roboplawar (8:36:04 PM): ksylophone
mass123123123 (8:36:28 PM): hey, whats that team with CAD?
roboplawar (8:36:45 PM): ... idk?
roboplawar (8:36:56 PM): dammit
roboplawar (8:37:03 PM): sigh, it's Z-Team.
roboplawar (8:37:06 PM): *grumbles*
mass123123123 (8:37:17 PM): eat it
roboplawar (8:37:21 PM): eat what
mass123123123 (8:37:22 PM): oh wait you cn
mass123123123 (8:37:30 PM): cause you don't have it
roboplawar (8:37:37 PM): don't have what?
roboplawar (8:37:38 PM): :3
mass123123123 (8:37:46 PM): deze nuts
mass123123123 (8:37:50 PM): FUUUUUUUUCK
roboplawar (8:37:50 PM): pwned
roboplawar (8:38:00 PM): srsly loling right now
mass123123123 (8:38:22 PM): so
roboplawar (8:38:37 PM): fuck. take it. i don't want it anymore
roboplawar (8:38:38 PM): z
i know I don't use it that often, but sooner or later I'm gonna need it back.

p0lar_bear

June 19th, 2008, 02:13 AM

[02:04] iAtty: serisouly
[02:04] iAtty: increase the space I have for my user title
[02:04] iAtty: I WANT TO BE BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE EXTRA OTPICAL INCH
[02:04] p0lar_bear: what inch
[02:04] p0lar_bear: grow more
[02:04] iAtty: fuck you fuck you
[02:05] iAtty: I GREW A LOT IN RECENT MONTHS
[02:05] p0lar_bear: TMI
[02:05] iAtty: 3/4's an INCH
[02:05] p0lar_bear: :gonk:
[02:05] iAtty: I AM NOT NEARLY BLACK
[02:05] iAtty: ERR
[02:05] iAtty: NOW
[02:05] iAtty: D:::

:downsowned:

Boba

June 19th, 2008, 06:10 AM

kill me kill me kill me kill me kiill me
Apparently you've never met me before.

I've still got those picture if you want them.

Gwunty

June 19th, 2008, 03:12 PM

Senior Gwunt: wut u doin
Selentic The Panda: Chillin
Selentic The Panda: Killin
Senior Gwunt: relaxin
Senior Gwunt: all cool
Selentic The Panda: Shootin some B ball
Selentic The Panda: outside the school
Senior Gwunt: a couple of guys were up to know good?
Selentic The Panda: Started makin trouble
Selentic The Panda: in mah neighbourhood
Senior Gwunt: got in a fight?
Selentic The Panda: got in one little fight
Selentic The Panda: and my mom got scared
Selentic The Panda: and said youre moving with your auntie and uncle to belaire
Selentic The Panda: so I whistled for a cab
Selentic The Panda: and when it came near
Selentic The Panda: The license plate said fresh
Selentic The Panda: and there were dice in the mirror
Senior Gwunt: If anything did you think this cab was rare?
Selentic The Panda: But I said
Selentic The Panda: forget it
Selentic The Panda: yo holmes to belaire
Senior Gwunt: Pulled up to your kingdom???
Selentic The Panda: Halo mods folks are almost as dumb as halomaps folks
Senior Gwunt: were you finally there?
Selentic The Panda: lawl
Senior Gwunt: killed it
Selentic The Panda: lul

Pyong Kawaguchi

June 19th, 2008, 08:12 PM

Warning: Funnies and small amounts of racism inside

Landon duh PIMP (8:09:15 PM): and if i can find an easier way to install the ram
Landon duh PIMP (8:09:20 PM): or maybe someone who can do it for me
Landon duh PIMP (8:09:24 PM): then i might buy it
Landon duh PIMP (8:09:31 PM): until then lol im not blowing up shit
Ci A S word (8:09:37 PM): :you can only use up to 2gb ram
Ci A S word (8:09:43 PM): and thats all you need
Landon duh PIMP (8:09:54 PM): damn fuck
Ci A S word (8:09:59 PM): lol
Landon duh PIMP (8:09:59 PM): i meant CPU
Landon duh PIMP (8:10:00 PM): not ram
Ci A S word (8:10:02 PM): o
Ci A S word (8:10:04 PM): lol
Ci A S word (8:10:06 PM): xD
Ci A S word (8:10:11 PM): hire a professional?
Landon duh PIMP (8:10:17 PM): where though lol
Landon duh PIMP (8:10:34 PM): maybe i can find a nigger at radioshack
Landon duh PIMP (8:10:36 PM): anyways
Landon duh PIMP (8:10:37 PM): bye
Ci A S word (8:10:45 PM): WHAT?
Landon duh PIMP (8:10:46 PM): im going to go play xbl
Ci A S word (8:10:50 PM): also wait
Ci A S word (8:10:54 PM): go to my radioshack
Ci A S word (8:10:59 PM): a black guy works there
Landon duh PIMP (8:10:59 PM): lol
Ci A S word (8:11:00 PM): LOL
Landon duh PIMP (8:11:02 PM): LMAO
Ci A S word (8:11:43 PM):
Landon duh PIMP (8:12:13 PM): i live close to the local nigger village. i can probably find a nigger fucking some white chick over there or somthing then shoot him like 50 cent and then he can go work at radioshack after he got mistical powers from the bullet and then do it for me
Landon duh PIMP (8:12:18 PM): and bye
Ci A S word (8:12:22 PM): ok
Ci A S word (8:12:28 PM): lol

Pooky

June 20th, 2008, 03:24 PM

I'd say that's more than a small amount :S

Syuusuke

June 20th, 2008, 07:11 PM

(07:08:16) plasbianx1337: http://www.hkant.de/omleved/
(07:08:19) plasbianx1337: look at that guy
(07:08:23) plasbianx1337: 's* maps.
(07:08:27) plasbianx1337: Omg t hose are beautiful.This is what I saw...

(07:08:16) plasbianx1337: http://www.hkant.de/omleved/
(07:08:19) plasbianx1337: look at that guy
<snip>
(07:08:27) plasbianx1337: Omg t hose are beautiful.

I'm happy to report that those are not guys.

Masterz1337

June 20th, 2008, 08:23 PM

First off, my sis DID die, and I WAS at the funeral. Popular opinion has it that she didn't die, and I lied to go along with it at Modacity recently in the hopes that I could attempt to redeem myself, but, of course, Polar decided to ban me again anyway, though I was promised a second chance.
Seriously, Sel, calm down and stop flamebaiting.

LOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLLLLL

rossmum

June 20th, 2008, 11:37 PM

It's a shame he didn't do it sooner, that kid is a fucking cunt

p0lar_bear

June 21st, 2008, 01:29 AM

Then why did he provide us with a fake death certificate? :eyesroll:

I'd post there, but I don't want to make Dennis's job any harder than it is.

The agreement was that as long as he kept perfectly in line, he'd be fine. He accumulated points, and since he was already treading on thin ice, he got permabanned.

CodeBrain

June 22nd, 2008, 05:36 PM

ATTN: Kornman00
-----------------
Do not be offended...:)

KORNYS WRAITH OF THY RANT OF DOOM!

How about you fucking kids learn to grow up and stop bashing fucking developers you ignorant little shits.

Yes, because the HG team is still a fully staffed game development team. Lets dial up all the factors: The game is in post-release status, HG was a specially built team of MS employees, not a pre-existing game developer. ALOT of those HG team members were contracted out and whos contracts are now over. Then account for MS moving the internal personal on to products needing to make dead lines so they TOO can be released, and now your down to a small core team. Yeah, I'm sure you can expect them to go and fix every single goddamn thing that you found wrong with the game and its assets, build a patch, get it APPROVED by MS, then hell who knows what else administration shit it must go through before the update is plopped on a server for you.

Also, don't you have some pedophiling to do jcap?

Its ONE patch. Where have they said "this is the last patch\update, have fun, see your fucking faces never, pwnd"? What makes you think this isn't a PARTIAL update? The contents of this patch were approved by MS, but other things had to go back to the developers to be redone then re-audited by MS for another patch.

Which do you want, ONE FUCKING GIANT PATCH that takes ages to be finished and approved, or smaller patches as things get approved? You fuckers can't be pleased can you? Get a job doing this shit, see how you feel.

TeeKup

June 25th, 2008, 02:35 PM

[14:33] plasbianx1337: U.
[14:33] TeeKupHalofan: OMG
[14:33] TeeKupHalofan: *throws my basket of dirty laundry at allen*
[14:33] plasbianx1337: Wtf why
[14:33] TeeKupHalofan: you scared me
[14:33] TeeKupHalofan: with that freaky display image
[14:34] plasbianx1337: never heard of disturbed?
[14:34] TeeKupHalofan: OH
[14:34] TeeKupHalofan: i knew ive seen it
[14:34] TeeKupHalofan: i just forgot where
[14:35] plasbianx1337: lol nub
[14:35] TeeKupHalofan: fuk u k
[14:35] TeeKupHalofan: besides
[14:35] TeeKupHalofan: now you have my dirty socks and boxers all over you
[14:35] plasbianx1337: D:
[14:35] TeeKupHalofan: you're covered in a gay mans linens
[14:35] TeeKupHalofan: bask in it
[14:35] plasbianx1337: OMG
[14:35] plasbianx1337: EW.

I was doing laundry.

Llama Juice

June 27th, 2008, 09:47 AM

Can't Sleep. Ever says: (6:27:56 AM)
i know but ...what if she says that it was a mutual thing
Can't Sleep. Ever says: (6:28:13 AM)
i mean...i don't know if i can handle my best female friend trying to get in my pants
Can't Sleep. Ever says: (6:28:28 AM)
yeah we're both bi...but that's so totally past the boundaries of okay...

Yea... she had a "crisis".

PlasbianX

June 27th, 2008, 10:12 AM

[10:12:35] cascadegame03: Hello
[10:12:41] plasbianx1337: Hi.
[10:12:50] cascadegame03: U seemd to have IMed me before
[10:12:54] cascadegame03: are u from modacity?
[10:12:57] plasbianx1337: Yea
[10:13:07] cascadegame03: Ahh, that's probably why
[10:13:20] cascadegame03: Ya know, it's very sick
[10:13:28] cascadegame03: How u try to act all mellow
[10:13:32] cascadegame03: and respectful now
[10:13:39] cascadegame03: when before u were tryin to ridicule me
[10:13:52] plasbianx1337: I wasnt trying to ridicule you
[10:13:53] cascadegame03: Don't you sorta think so?
[10:14:04] cascadegame03: The what the hell do you think you were doing?

Llama Juice

June 27th, 2008, 05:35 PM

Cascadegame blocked me.

When he said "Jesus even conquered death!" and I responded "That's very Chuck Norris of him." He lost his temper with me.

TeeKup

June 27th, 2008, 09:16 PM

PlasbianX

June 27th, 2008, 09:40 PM

=PlasbianX= says:
it was weird though
=PlasbianX= says:
cause her, her best friend, and her bff's boyfriend all ordered the exact same meal and drink
=PlasbianX= says:
and then i look down at my shit and i ordered completely different
=PlasbianX= says:
and im like... uh...
Ryujin says:
HAHA
Ryujin says:
UR DIFFERENT
=PlasbianX= says:
NOT ALWAYS A BAD THING
=PlasbianX= says:
>_>
Ryujin says:
im living proof
Ryujin says:
:3
=PlasbianX= says:
o.o

For letting the world know about my date, heres this:

[21:36:41] Water Of Gaia: im bored
[21:37:07] =PlasbianX=: Same
[21:37:19] Water Of Gaia: im also really horny
[21:37:29] Water Of Gaia: but i have nothing to help me ever since mom took my stash
[21:37:36] =PlasbianX=: O_____o
[21:37:37] =PlasbianX=: ew.

Gwunty

June 27th, 2008, 10:24 PM

[H3MT]»ROFL Copter«: we need to change our name to halo 3 mapping people
[H3MT]»ROFL Copter«: so it can be pronounced hemp

:saddowns:

Mass

June 27th, 2008, 10:46 PM

you'd be surprised who came up with that idea. http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l42/selentic/Emotes/wave.gif

[20:59] ssɐɯ: I suggest your team change its name to Halo 3 Mapping People
[21:00] [H3MT]»ROFL Copter«: why?
[21:00] ssɐɯ: that way it can be pronounced "hemp"
[21:00] [H3MT]»ROFL Copter«: rofl
[21:00] [H3MT]»ROFL Copter«: good iea
[21:00] [H3MT]»ROFL Copter«: im asking doan now
[21:01] ssɐɯ: heh
[21:01] [H3MT]»ROFL Copter«: this was grunts reply
Senior Gwunt: 3=/=e
[21:02] ssɐɯ: clearly he needs refamiliarize himself with the internet
[21:02] [H3MT]»ROFL Copter«: yes, most certainly!
[21:02] [H3MT]»ROFL Copter«: everybody on halomaps is obsessed with scarabs ={
[21:02] ssɐɯ: it just doesn't roll of the tongue in it's current state
[21:03] ssɐɯ: "H" is a bad way to begin an acronym if it's read as the letters
[21:03] [H3MT]»ROFL Copter«: true,
[21:03] [H3MT]»ROFL Copter«: HDoan: no xD
[H3MT]»ROFL Copter«: mass told me to change the team name...
[21:04] ssɐɯ: and try saying "hemt" not only is it awkward, but you're practically saying "hemp" anyway
[21:04] [H3MT]»ROFL Copter«: lawl,
[21:04] ssɐɯ: honestly, it's like hempt
[21:04] [H3MT]»ROFL Copter«: just say h "3" m t
[21:04] ssɐɯ: I told you: "H" is a bad way to begin an acronym if it's read as the letters
[21:05] [H3MT]»ROFL Copter«: yes i know...
[21:05] ssɐɯ: Why don't you begin with an action verb
[21:05] ssɐɯ: you'll sound like a powerful agency
[21:05] [H3MT]»ROFL Copter«: true
[21:05] ssɐɯ: Mapping Halo 3
[21:05] ssɐɯ: MH3
[21:05] [H3MT]»ROFL Copter«: SH3
[21:06] [H3MT]»ROFL Copter«: sex halo 3
[21:06] ssɐɯ: sounds like a spy organization
[21:06] [H3MT]»ROFL Copter«: no look further into the word
[21:06] [H3MT]»ROFL Copter«: SHE
[21:06] [H3MT]»ROFL Copter«: and sex is powerful when used as a verb
[21:07] ssɐɯ: Ahh, see there you are, you prove that all the members of your team aren't gay with that one as well
[21:07] ssɐɯ: which is good, as it was a long held misconception of mine
[21:07] [H3MT]»ROFL Copter«: =) that was my intention
[21:09] ssɐɯ: See, if you changed your team name to "H3MP" or "hemp" then you would need to change your personal name to "»ROPE Crafter«" as a witty reference to the fact hemp is a plant often used to twist and create rope.

Rob Oplawar

June 28th, 2008, 01:12 AM

That cascadegame stuff reminded me...

roboplawar (6:40:16 PM): can i get a quote from you?
roboplawar (6:40:33 PM): what are your thoughts on Grand Theft Auto, the game?
Cascadegame03 (7:12:00 PM): It's not a very good game
roboplawar (7:42:12 PM): so you don't have any serious moral objections to this game being available for sale?
Cascadegame03 (7:42:25 PM): Yes, definitely
Cascadegame03 (7:43:01 PM): But I'm not some dumbass who's dedicated to giving you material to stick in your sig at modacity like the other idiot.
Cascadegame03 (7:43:18 PM): Weren't expecting that were ya?
roboplawar (7:43:32 PM): oh not at all
roboplawar (7:43:35 PM): I'm just curious
Cascadegame03 (7:48:41 PM): That seemed to shut ou up
Cascadegame03 (7:48:44 PM): you*
roboplawar (7:48:55 PM): eh?
roboplawar (7:48:56 PM): no
roboplawar (7:49:02 PM): i just said I'm curious
roboplawar (7:49:08 PM): if you don't want to talk about it that's fine
Cascadegame03 (7:49:11 PM): Well why are you curious?
Cascadegame03 (7:49:19 PM): I promise you I'm not stupid
Cascadegame03 (7:49:25 PM): I know what you're doing
roboplawar (7:49:30 PM): no
roboplawar (7:49:32 PM): nvm
roboplawar (7:49:34 PM): I'll ttyl
Cascadegame03 (7:49:35 PM): And I'm like 3 seconds away from blocking you
Cascadegame03 signed off at 7:49:42 PM
roboplawar (7:49:45 PM): honestly I was just curious
spoilsport. :saddowns:

Also,

[21:09] ssɐɯ: See, if you changed your team name to "H3MP" or "hemp" then you would need to change your personal name to "»ROPE Crafter«" as a witty reference to the fact hemp is a plant often used to twist and create rope.
lol only because it's so far from lol... lol.

Pooky

June 28th, 2008, 01:57 AM

That cascadegame stuff reminded me...

spoilsport. :saddowns:

Also,

lol only because it's so far from lol... lol.

What IM is this cascade guy on anyway? I want to mess with him.

p0lar_bear

June 28th, 2008, 05:33 AM

Stop harassing the poor kid. :/

ExAm

June 28th, 2008, 07:49 AM

As much as I like messing with hardcore creationists, it's time we left the guy alone.

Rob Oplawar

June 28th, 2008, 10:10 AM

a bit of an off topic rant, spoilered because the cascadegame thread ended months ago, and I don't want it to show its ugly face around here again.
Well, see, here's the thing... at first I was very civil and polite, and didn't talk to him to harass him. I was genuinely curious, and I wanted to know what made him think creationism was correct. I also wanted to demonstrate that not everyone on H2V is an asshole.

... The fact of the matter is he's an idiot. He thinks anyone who doesn't agree with him is an idiot. He also thinks I'm going to hell, and told me so. He thinks that without God, there are no morals (and therefore atheists must be despicable people with no respect for themselves or other human beings), and told me this as well.

At first I gave him the same respect I give to anyone I don't know. Now that I've talked to him, I know that he deserves the respect (or lack thereof) he gets from us.
tl;dr: He gets what he deserves.

e: btw, that convo was from months ago. He has been left alone. the issue is dead. I'm sorry I ever contributed to bringing it up again. moving on...

rossmum

June 28th, 2008, 10:27 AM

Stop harassing the poor kid. :/
He deserves it.

I'm Christian. Creationists shit me. Especially the fucking stubborn ones.

Mass

June 28th, 2008, 09:29 PM

mass123123123 (8:18:15 PM): Ihate disney movies
mass123123123 (8:18:41 PM): and it would a criminal simplification to say it was because they're too cutesy
mass123123123 (8:18:46 PM): but thats the gist
mass123123123 (8:20:04 PM): I wish Bambi was one of those movies that ends with the text about the characters' lives after the movie
mass123123123 (8:20:09 PM): and it would be like
roboplawar (8:20:40 PM): Bambi went on to be venison
roboplawar (8:20:47 PM): he was delicious
mass123123123 (8:21:04 PM): "In 1976, Bambi helped contribute to over 850 million acres of forest killed by deer over population."
roboplawar (8:21:36 PM): lol
mass123123123 (8:22:17 PM): "The Illinois Forest Preserve estimates that, by himself as a fully grown deer, Bambi is responsible for almost 12 acres of native flora destroyed within the decade."
mass123123123 (8:24:07 PM): "Restrictions on deer-hunting season are responsible for a loss of nearly 489 metric tonnes of oxygen yearly that was formerly produced by plant life."
mass123123123 (8:24:19 PM): "Hunt."
mass123123123 (8:24:26 PM): then the credits roll
mass123123123 (8:24:35 PM): it would be the best ending ever

.

Rob Oplawar

June 28th, 2008, 09:32 PM

people who quote themselves should be shot.
<_< The message you have entered is too short. Please lengthen your message to at least 1 characters. >_>

Llama Juice

June 29th, 2008, 10:30 AM

Llama Juice says: (10:25:28 AM)
are you good in the kitchen?
~*~So in love with you~*~ says: (10:25:46 AM)
yes
~*~So in love with you~*~ says: (10:25:48 AM)
very
Llama Juice says: (10:25:59 AM)
I'm talking about making food, ya know
~*~So in love with you~*~ says: (10:26:37 AM)
yes i know
Llama Juice says: (10:26:50 AM)
well then
Llama Juice says: (10:26:54 AM)
uhh
Llama Juice says: (10:26:59 AM)
I wasn't expecting that
Llama Juice says: (10:27:03 AM)
haha
Llama Juice says: (10:27:14 AM)
most girls today are afraid of the stove
Llama Juice says: (10:27:16 AM)
it's a shame really
~*~So in love with you~*~ says: (10:27:20 AM)
nope
~*~So in love with you~*~ says: (10:27:23 AM)
not me
Llama Juice says: (10:27:23 AM)
when they're afraid of where they belong
~*~So in love with you~*~ says: (10:27:29 AM)
hey
~*~So in love with you~*~ says: (10:27:32 AM)
hey now
Llama Juice says: (10:27:34 AM)
but not you
Llama Juice says: (10:27:37 AM)
so... that's good
Llama Juice says: (10:27:48 AM)
so go make me some friggin pancakes
Llama Juice says: (10:27:55 AM)
woman
.

Phobias

June 30th, 2008, 03:51 AM

Stoven says: The voices in my head told me I was paranoid, I told them to stop being silly. As I was covering my room in tinfoil last night I thought to myself. "maybe...they have a point"

Llama Juice

June 30th, 2008, 06:23 AM

Okay, this needs a little bit of an intro....

Basically... like a year and a half ago some stupid Kiwi made an email address
Lets__Have__Tea@hotmail.com my email address is
Lets_Have_Tea@hotmail.com See the problem?

She told her friends what her email addy was and they all added me... for a while it kinda bothered me and I would always just be an ass to them to prove that I wasn't this Niki girl...

Now I act like Niki and try to get her friends to meet me places.

Lara-i love u all peeps says: (9:19:21 PM)
tired up till 4 am
Lara-i love u all peeps says: (9:19:39 PM)
|-)|-)|-)|-)
Llama Juice says: (9:21:31 PM)
haha ouch
Llama Juice says: (9:21:38 PM)
I went to bed early last night
Lara-i love u all peeps says: (9:22:06 PM)
how early
Llama Juice says: (9:22:36 PM)
either 10:30 or 11:30
Lara-i love u all peeps says: (9:22:47 PM)
thats not early
Llama Juice says: (9:22:52 PM)
it is to me :D
Llama Juice says: (9:23:11 PM)
usually I'm up late... ya know
Lara-i love u all peeps says: (9:23:29 PM)
lol
Llama Juice says: (9:23:44 PM)
was too tired last night though
Llama Juice says: (9:23:49 PM)
haha
Lara-i love u all peeps says: (9:24:36 PM)
wat u up 2 2day
Llama Juice says: (9:24:49 PM)
I just kinda lounged around
Llama Juice says: (9:24:59 PM)
don't have any plans later
Lara-i love u all peeps says: (9:25:44 PM)
neither
Llama Juice says: (9:25:54 PM)
You wanna do somethin?
Lara-i love u all peeps says: (9:26:08 PM)
like wat
Llama Juice says: (9:29:20 PM)
I dunno, are there any good movies playing?
Lara-i love u all peeps says: (9:29:55 PM)
haf 2 check
Llama Juice says: (9:32:09 PM)
Well you wanna go see Sex and the City?
Llama Juice says: (9:32:21 PM)
it starts at 4:30
Lara-i love u all peeps says: (9:34:30 PM)
any others?
Llama Juice says: (9:34:56 PM)
Kungfu Panda?
Llama Juice says: (9:35:03 PM)
same time
Lara-i love u all peeps says: (9:39:35 PM)
sur ill call u when i get therDoes this make me a bad person?

n00b1n8R

June 30th, 2008, 07:07 AM

Certainly not.

FlyingStone

June 30th, 2008, 09:24 AM

10$ says its a guy, a big, hairy guy.

Rob Oplawar

June 30th, 2008, 03:06 PM

Yes, you are a bad Llama, and if it's a big hairy guy it will serve you right.
Bad llama, bad!

Gwunty

June 30th, 2008, 03:29 PM

Chainsy: something weird keeps happening to my comp
Chainsy: my anti virus will turn off
Chainsy: by itself
Chainsy: like ill turn it on have everyhting enabled
Chainsy: come back after 2 hours
Chainsy: itll be turned off
Chainsy: :\
Senior Gwunt: Simple
Senior Gwunt: dont download porn
Chainsy: i dont?
Chainsy: i use red tube >:(
Chainsy: stupid
Chainsy: lol
Senior Gwunt: Quoted

:gonk:

TeeKup

June 30th, 2008, 05:32 PM

Massive Fail.

Chainsy

June 30th, 2008, 07:19 PM

Cls grunt obviously didnt see the sarcasm of what I said, or posted what I said after.
Also, scared the crap out of ODX.
ØÐX: Yeah yeah
ØÐX: Need something?
Chainsy: yes.
Chainsy: you.
Chainsy: inside of me.
Chainsy: now.
ØÐX: Uh...what?

Rob Oplawar

June 30th, 2008, 11:47 PM

mass123123123 (9:45:27 PM): I'm so tired of modacity
mass123123123 (9:45:29 PM): it's like
mass123123123 (9:45:36 PM): "I like videogames!"
mass123123123 (9:45:43 PM): "I'm an asshole!"
mass123123123 (9:45:47 PM): "Me too!"
I don't know what his point was, stating the obvious like that...

Mass

July 2nd, 2008, 01:45 AM

It's clear I should be the only asshole, Rob.

Then again internet is serious business

TeeKup

July 2nd, 2008, 02:07 PM

The Ivanator says:
so, wait, random question, but i couldnt suss it out myself, you're not bi anymore, are you?
Ryujin says:
yes i am
The Ivanator says:
ok
The Ivanator says:
cleared that up for meh.
Ryujin says:
trust me i was glancing at those juggs too
The Ivanator says:
:awesome:
Ryujin says:
everyone likes boobies cmon
The Ivanator says:
yes.
Ryujin says:
everytime a gay guy goes home
Ryujin says:
for a split second his mind is like
Ryujin says:
BOOBIESBOOBIESBOOBIES
Ryujin says:
then it goes back to COCKSCOCKSCOCKS
The Ivanator says:
loal
The Ivanator says:
loa-
The Ivanator says:
D:
Ryujin says:
rofl

p0lar_bear

July 2nd, 2008, 03:37 PM

In the words of the great Roman Bellic:

"It is hard to believe a man cannot live on titties alone!"

PlasbianX

July 4th, 2008, 01:43 AM

EDIT:

Decided to remove it.

Phobias

July 4th, 2008, 07:27 AM

Plas, that's quite sad.

Edit:

Stoven says: You know the band "Arch Enemy" ?
Corbin says: Yeah, why?
Stoven says: What's the singers name?
Corbin says: Angel Gossow or something like that.
Stoven says: wait, it's a chick?
Corbin says: yeah, haven't you ever seen one of the vid clips?
Stoven says: fuck I thought that was a dude

p0lar_bear

July 4th, 2008, 12:31 PM

[12:29] jcap: for the free stuff thread I'm thinking...
[12:29] jcap: http://www.trojancondoms.com/Product/FreeSample.aspx
[12:29] jcap: is it legit, though :|
[12:29] jcap: I mean
[12:29] p0lar_bear: ...
[12:29] jcap: http://www.jollyjohns.com/
[12:29] jcap: this one
[12:29] p0lar_bear: quoted.
[12:29] jcap: wat
[12:29] jcap: i kill u

Gwunty

July 4th, 2008, 09:10 PM

--- Original message by: Officer egg

--- Original message by: DarkHalo003
NEVER trust wikipedia. It is open-sourced, editable, and can be manipulated. The gravity gun was never a sniper and there is no reason for it to be now. Even so, we have the Beamer now. Why would you add a Beamer projectile to the Gravity Gun anyways? Just to make it a different looking Beamer? I advise that you make your OWN projectile, plus it has been remade many times over.
1)It is HALOpedia, lot more trustworthy, because the people who are on it are not idiots.

:facepalm:

Pooky

July 5th, 2008, 05:59 PM

AND WHAT THE FUCK IS THE DEAL WITH THE YELLING AND THE PHONES AND THE AVATARS :S!!!

:lmao:

ICEE

July 5th, 2008, 06:35 PM

n00b1n8R

July 5th, 2008, 07:40 PM

:lmao:

GO EAT A DICK SANDWICH <:mad:>

Bodzilla

July 5th, 2008, 08:08 PM

GO EAT A DICK SANDWICH <:mad:>
so your not lol'ing now :S?

Con

July 5th, 2008, 09:24 PM

GO EAT A DICK SANDWICH <:mad:>
http://i256.photobucket.com/albums/hh193/brad4sho13/Movies/cheebacockmeat.jpg

n00b1n8R

July 5th, 2008, 10:00 PM

Isn't that the new guy from house? :raise:

thehoodedsmack

July 5th, 2008, 11:31 PM

It's Kumar, you silly n00b!

Bodzilla

July 6th, 2008, 07:08 AM

[21:04] The Real Ziz Lady: he keeps making facepalm posts of epic proportions
[21:04] The Real Ziz Lady: which contribue to the scale of the face palm needed
[21:05] The Real Ziz Lady: to truley explain the post
[21:05] DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: still reading
[21:05] DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: but i can't see past my palm
[21:05] DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: so i stopped

and i'm angry with dano atm. had an awesome convo with ihm and he didnt quote it >:(

n00b1n8R

July 6th, 2008, 07:17 AM

neither did you :downs:

Bodzilla

July 6th, 2008, 07:18 AM

but i told him to quote it cause i was le tired >:U
i knew i should of done it, no good lazy australian!

[21:14] The Real Ziz Lady: so for shits and giggles
[21:14] The Real Ziz Lady: and penis comparisons
[21:14] The Real Ziz Lady: whats your rep count?
[21:14] DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: 1.014x10^3
[21:15] The Real Ziz Lady: thats the gayest smilie i've ever seen
[21:15] DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: what?
[21:15] The Real Ziz Lady: look closer
[21:15] The Real Ziz Lady: it's really really fuckign gay
[21:15] DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: don't see it
[21:15] DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: :U
[21:15] The Real Ziz Lady: tahts because I FOOLED YOU
[21:15] The Real Ziz Lady: >: D
[21:15] The Real Ziz Lady: THERE IS NO SMILIE
[21:15] The Real Ziz Lady: >:U
[21:16] The Real Ziz Lady: I WASTED YOUR PRECIOUS TIME
[21:16] DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: THE SMILIE WAS A LIE
[21:16] The Real Ziz Lady: SO WHAT WILL YOU DO NOW
[21:16] The Real Ziz Lady: WHERES YOUR GOD NOW>
[21:16] DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: I SHALL MAKE A SHITTY MEME ABOUT IT
[21:16] The Real Ziz Lady: BITCH
[21:16] DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: AND WEB COMICS EVERYWHERE SHALL LOL AT IT
[21:16] The Real Ziz Lady: MUCH HAR's AND Haw's WHERE HAD!
[21:17] The Real Ziz Lady: YEAH!
[21:17] The Real Ziz Lady: ASSUME THE SMILIE POSITION >:U
[21:17] DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: :haw:

n00b1n8R

July 6th, 2008, 07:29 AM

Ziz Lady: i just want to go sup babe, wanna go fuck for a bit then mb listen to music and shit?
The Real Ziz Lady: cool?
The Real Ziz Lady: yes i did
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: how'd she react?
The Real Ziz Lady: not real well
The Real Ziz Lady: considering it was dane :S
The Real Ziz Lady: i was talking to dane ABOUT it
The Real Ziz Lady: >:U
The Real Ziz Lady: Dirty n00blet
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: you totally should try that some day
The Real Ziz Lady: i want to hey
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: DO IT FAGGOT
The Real Ziz Lady: "saw some cool shit the other day. wanan try it ou?"
The Real Ziz Lady: "sup babe wanna go out back and fuck for a bit?"
The Real Ziz Lady: man i swear to god
The Real Ziz Lady: when i get my music off the ground
The Real Ziz Lady: i'm gunna have like 14 000 groupies
The Real Ziz Lady: well mb just a few real cool ones
The Real Ziz Lady: but yeah be like everyday
The Real Ziz Lady: you lets go fuck for a bit eh
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: "when i get my music off the ground"
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: i'm lol'ing
The Real Ziz Lady: hey it's hard man :/
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: you and how many other million?
The Real Ziz Lady: fucking lazy bastards everywhere
The Real Ziz Lady: well it is a pipe dream
The Real Ziz Lady: but that doesnt change the fact that i'm gunna try :P
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: if you seriously want to
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: get a band
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: video it
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: get that shit on youtube
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: best exposure you can get
The Real Ziz Lady: but yeah i already write a lot of music
The Real Ziz Lady: and i make up alot of music on the Guitar
The Real Ziz Lady: i really really like some of it
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: and i really really like jerking off
The Real Ziz Lady: .
The Real Ziz Lady: ............................................:woop:

Bodzilla

July 6th, 2008, 07:59 AM

post the rest >:U
sounds like i'm asking if i can fuck you D:

[21:21] The Real Ziz Lady: but yeah
[21:21] The Real Ziz Lady: my convo with dano
[21:21] The Real Ziz Lady: was all about social stigmas
[21:21] The Real Ziz Lady: and how shit it is
[21:21] The Real Ziz Lady: that i cant just go up to a chick and say
[21:21] The Real Ziz Lady: :"sup babe, saw some fucking cool shit in a porno the other day, wanna try it out :D?"
[21:21] DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: LOL
[21:21] The Real Ziz Lady: yeah
[21:21] The Real Ziz Lady: really shits me
[21:22] DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: did you seriously?
[21:22] The Real Ziz Lady: i just want to go sup babe, wanna go fuck for a bit then mb listen to music and shit?

Rob Oplawar

July 6th, 2008, 10:14 AM

Lol, Bod and Noob. Too bad WoL and I broke up before our relationship reached that level.

e:
cbn22@email.vccs.edu (10:59:12 AM): i'm playing s.e.a.s.o.
roboplawar (10:59:22 AM): ?
cbn22@email.vccs.edu (10:59:23 AM): easy with all skulls
cbn22@email.vccs.edu (10:59:32 AM): instead of slaso
roboplawar (10:59:49 AM): haha
roboplawar (11:00:02 AM): what does the first s stand for?
cbn22@email.vccs.edu (11:00:09 AM): easy
roboplawar (11:00:13 AM): ...
roboplawar (11:00:16 AM): the first s

Chainsy

July 6th, 2008, 01:48 PM

.....
ØÐX: Like barbies playing gears of war?
=TA= Chainsy: do you think those things are actually random?
=TA= Chainsy: everyone acts them out?
=TA= Chainsy: wtf barbies palying gears of war?
=TA= Chainsy: that would require visual aid
=TA= Chainsy: :\
ØÐX: Arbiter and I were talking a while ago
ØÐX: Somehow came up with that as a sinonym
ØÐX: Or..
ØÐX: Simile
ØÐX: Yeah
=TA= Chainsy: analogy
ØÐX: Simile
=TA= Chainsy: :\
ØÐX: METAPHORZ
=TA= Chainsy: no.
=TA= Chainsy: analogy.
ØÐX: Scientology
=TA= Chainsy: ......
=TA= Chainsy: tom cruise can burn in hell and so can you.
ØÐX: Whose Tom Cruise?

Bodzilla

July 7th, 2008, 03:30 AM

[17:27] Stratocaster: and i have the deck light set to motion sensor
[17:27] Stratocaster: its fucking 12:30
[17:27] Stratocaster: and it turns on
[17:27] Stratocaster: i freak out
[17:27] Stratocaster: and my cat goes up to the door and looks out and watches something
[17:27] Stratocaster: this has happened for the past 3 days
[17:27] Stratocaster: i dont know wtf is happening
[17:28] Stratocaster: is there someone there
[17:28] The Real Ziz Lady: meh i dunno
[17:28] Stratocaster: should i turn on all our outside spot lights and try to scare them off?
[17:28] The Real Ziz Lady: just remember
[17:28] The Real Ziz Lady: that a stranger is a friend you havnt met yet
[17:28] The Real Ziz Lady: or a serial killer
[17:28] The Real Ziz Lady: Take a chance!
[17:28] Stratocaster: D:

rossmum

July 7th, 2008, 05:28 AM

Ross says:
brb, need chocolate.
Jen says:
i wish i had some, i went through my stash.
Ross says:
back.
Ross says:
i buy a box of magnums and 2 blocks every time i go shopping.
Ross says:
usually lasts me till dinnertime
Jen says:
gaaaaah.
Ross says:
MMMMMMMMMMMMM.
Ross says:
THIS SHIT IS GOOD.
Jen says:
I HATE YOU
Ross says:
I BET JEN WOULD LOVE SOME
Ross says:
TOO BAD SHE'S NOT HERE, SO SHE CAN'T HAVE ANY.
Ross says:
I GUESS I'LL JUST HAVE TO EAT IT ALL MYSELF THEN.
Ross says:
WHAT A SHAME.
Jen says:
GRRRRRRR

ExAm

July 7th, 2008, 07:49 AM

ExAm (DMK): shit, it's 5AM
ExAm (DMK): I was going to go to bed at 3
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: mb you shouldn't have been fapping to nukes for 3 hours
ExAm (DMK): wat
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: i was typing that before you said you were gona go to bed at 3 btw
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: also it was an andy joke
ExAm (DMK): oh i get it
ExAm (DMK): i get jokes
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: me too
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: o/
ExAm (DMK): \o
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: i feel e-cool
ExAm (DMK): hey wait, if i've supposedly been fapping as you say, then is it safe to think that you did not think before high fiving?
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: you used your left hand
ExAm (DMK): no
ExAm (DMK): I did not
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: you fucking did so
ExAm (DMK): have a look at that smiley
ExAm (DMK): assuming he is facing outwards of the screen
ExAm (DMK): which hand is he using
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: NO HE IS NOT
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: FUCK YOU
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: FUCK
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: YOU
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: OH GOD
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: brb incinerating my hand
ExAm (DMK): XD
ExAm (DMK): quoted
.

n00b1n8R

July 7th, 2008, 07:59 AM

FINISH IT!!

DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: that was surprisingly painful
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: lucky i had this prosthetic robo hand lying around just incase such a crisis erupted
ExAm (DMK): lol
ExAm (DMK): you resemble mark hammill about as much as you resemble rick astley
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: who?
ExAm (DMK): sigh
ExAm (DMK): your brain does not grasp extended star wars references
ExAm (DMK): luke skywalker has a bionic hand
ExAm (DMK): luke skywalker was played by mark hammill
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: luke skywalker was a whiney bitch who didn't have the balls to take a shot at palpentine when he could have gotten away with it
ExAm (DMK): granted
ExAm (DMK): but that is besides the point
ExAm (DMK): my whole point was
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: no it's ontop of the point
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: like i was last night with your mother
ExAm (DMK): stop saying you look like rick astley you fucking cunt
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: I DON'T FFS
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: OK
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: FUCK
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: NOT ME
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: IRON CLAD
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: HE LOOKS LIKE RICK
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: I DO NOT
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: MASS SAYS I DO
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: ZILLA SAYS I DO
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: I DO NOT
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: FUCK
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: YOUR
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: DOG
ExAm (DMK): couch?
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: BEHIND THE COUCH
ExAm (DMK): asdfart
ExAm (DMK): brb, sleeping
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: don't leave me
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: why does everyone i love go to sleep
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: whyyyyyyyy
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: ;_____;
ExAm (DMK): because we are amerikans
ExAm (DMK): go bug rossmum
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: but rossmum is allways to busy ignoring me
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: D:
ExAm (DMK): "too" has two "o"s
ExAm (DMK): let that be a lesson to ye
ExAm (DMK): *snore*

See the kind of people I have to talk to when your afk zilla? Let that be a lesson to you. :mad:

TeeKup

July 7th, 2008, 03:51 PM

[15:49] plasbianx1337: Buehlers.
[15:49] TeeKupHalofan: the fuck is that
[15:50] plasbianx1337: like a tops
[15:50] TeeKupHalofan: wtf is a tops
[15:50] plasbianx1337: like a...
[15:50] plasbianx1337: wegmens?
[15:50] TeeKupHalofan: the fuck is a wegmens
[15:50] plasbianx1337: ...
[15:50] plasbianx1337: uh..
[15:50] TeeKupHalofan: food lion?
[15:50] plasbianx1337: wtf is a food lion?
[15:50] TeeKupHalofan: LOL!

Rob Oplawar

July 7th, 2008, 03:54 PM

the hell were you guys talking about?

TeeKup

July 7th, 2008, 08:19 PM

Part-time jobs.

Llama Juice

July 7th, 2008, 10:04 PM

Some silly kiwi thinks I'm her friend... like... she thinks I'm this Niki girl that goes to school with her or something... I dunno.

I always mess with her.

Never give out your password or credit card number in an instant message conversation. To help prevent infection by a computer virus or worm, never accept or open any file or link in an instant message until you verify its authenticity with the sender.

Llama Juice says: (9:49:56 PM)
Hey there
Lara (L) u especially eun-jee and nat!(L)-there are only 10 days till my 13th (g)-LOL-im soooo young says: (9:50:36 PM)
hi niki
Llama Juice says: (9:51:05 PM)
I think I might have a problem and I need someone's opinion...
Llama Juice says: (9:51:12 PM)
it's kinda personal though...
Lara (L) u especially eun-jee and nat!(L)-there are only 10 days till my 13th (g)-LOL-im soooo young says: (9:51:32 PM)
ok then wats ur problem
Llama Juice says: (9:51:37 PM)
well....
Llama Juice says: (9:51:49 PM)
I...
Llama Juice says: (9:51:53 PM)
there's nights..
Llama Juice says: (9:52:12 PM)
I don't know how to say this really
Lara (L) u especially eun-jee and nat!(L)-there are only 9 days till my 13th (g)-LOL-im soooo young says: (9:52:33 PM)
ok then u dont haf 2
Llama Juice says: (9:52:35 PM)
I play with myself a lot....
Llama Juice says: (9:52:46 PM)
well... I think it's a lot
Lara (L) u especially eun-jee and nat!(L)-there are only 9 days till my 13th (g)-LOL-im soooo young says: (9:52:50 PM)
ok
Lara (L) u especially eun-jee and nat!(L)-there are only 9 days till my 13th (g)-LOL-im soooo young says: (9:52:59 PM)
ok
Llama Juice says: (9:53:34 PM)
I do it like twice a week... and... I was wondering how often other people do...
Lara (L) u especially eun-jee and nat!(L)-there are only 9 days till my 13th (g)-LOL-im soooo young says: (9:53:49 PM)
well...
Lara (L) u especially eun-jee and nat!(L)-there are only 9 days till my 13th (g)-LOL-im soooo young says: (9:54:00 PM)
wat do u do when u play
Lara (L) u especially eun-jee and nat!(L)-there are only 9 days till my 13th (g)-LOL-im soooo young says: (9:54:01 PM)
?????
Llama Juice says: (9:54:24 PM)
.....
Llama Juice says: (9:54:40 PM)
well...
Llama Juice says: (9:54:50 PM)
I usually just rub myself for a while
Llama Juice says: (9:55:20 PM)
ya know...
Lara (L) u especially eun-jee and nat!(L)-there are only 9 days till my 13th (g)-LOL-im soooo young says: (9:55:28 PM)
yep
Lara (L) u especially eun-jee and nat!(L)-there are only 9 days till my 13th (g)-LOL-im soooo young says: (9:55:41 PM)
ask nat she can answer ur question
Llama Juice says: (9:55:41 PM)
why?.... what do you usually do?
Lara (L) u especially eun-jee and nat!(L)-there are only 9 days till my 13th (g)-LOL-im soooo young says: (9:56:20 PM)
same as u i dont know if iots normall though
Llama Juice says: (9:56:35 PM)
well how often do you do it?
Lara (L) u especially eun-jee and nat!(L)-there are only 9 days till my 13th (g)-LOL-im soooo young says: (9:56:55 PM)
same
Lara (L) u especially eun-jee and nat!(L)-there are only 9 days till my 13th (g)-LOL-im soooo young says: (9:57:04 PM)
1ce or2ce a week
Llama Juice says: (9:57:49 PM)
oh, okay
Llama Juice says: (9:57:58 PM)
then I guess I'm not that weird
Lara (L) u especially eun-jee and nat!(L)-there are only 9 days till my 13th (g)-LOL-im soooo young says: (9:58:09 PM)
do u think its normal/???
Llama Juice says: (9:58:58 PM)
well whenever I see anyone online... nobody admits to even doing it... so you can't really tell
Llama Juice says: (9:59:08 PM)
that's why I wanted to ask someone I could trust :)

Bodzilla

July 7th, 2008, 10:20 PM

rofl

PlasbianX

July 7th, 2008, 10:30 PM

Aahahahaha llama. Thats awesome XD

Llama Juice

July 7th, 2008, 10:47 PM

moAr

Lara (L) u especially eun-jee and nat!(L)-there are only 9 days till my 13th (g)-LOL-im soooo young says: (9:59:25 PM)
ohhh thanx i now know that u trust me
Llama Juice says: (9:59:54 PM)
:)
Lara (L) u especially eun-jee and nat!(L)-there are only 9 days till my 13th (g)-LOL-im soooo young says: (10:00:36 PM)
:)
Llama Juice says: (10:01:24 PM)
since we're on the topic... have you ever put anything in there?
Lara (L) u especially eun-jee and nat!(L)-there are only 9 days till my 13th (g)-LOL-im soooo young says: (10:01:36 PM)
no
Lara (L) u especially eun-jee and nat!(L)-there are only 9 days till my 13th (g)-LOL-im soooo young says: (10:01:39 PM)
u???
Llama Juice says: (10:02:27 PM)
A banana once...
Lara (L) u especially eun-jee and nat!(L)-there are only 9 days till my 13th (g)-LOL-im soooo young says: (10:02:41 PM)
ohhhh really
Lara (L) u especially eun-jee and nat!(L)-there are only 9 days till my 13th (g)-LOL-im soooo young says: (10:02:43 PM)
???
Llama Juice says: (10:02:48 PM)
mmmmhm
Llama Juice says: (10:03:01 PM)
you should try it sometime :)
Lara (L) u especially eun-jee and nat!(L)-there are only 9 days till my 13th (g)-LOL-im soooo young says: (10:03:12 PM)
ok
Llama Juice says: (10:03:13 PM)
I need more bananas haha
Lara (L) u especially eun-jee and nat!(L)-there are only 9 days till my 13th (g)-LOL-im soooo young says: (10:03:56 PM)
HAHAHA

lmao I just now read her screen name...

which means she's 12... lmfao

Ross want her addy?

Rob Oplawar

July 7th, 2008, 11:46 PM

you're a sick man, llama. sick.

e: lol.

ExAm

July 7th, 2008, 11:50 PM

>_>

Llama Juice

July 8th, 2008, 12:05 AM

What makes this even better?

Aparently Lara and Niki (the girl she thinks I am...) haven't really met in RL. Or atleast... aren't good friends.

Buuuttttt there's a party on Sunday that they're both going to be at.... so... that'll be interesting to hear about hahahaha.

n00b1n8R

July 8th, 2008, 02:15 AM

>_>
IAWTP

ExAm

July 8th, 2008, 05:47 AM

I'm quoting a website, is that cool?

An engineer was crossing a road one day when a frog called out to him and said, "If you kiss me, I'll turn into a beautiful princess". He bent over, picked up the frog and put it in his pocket.
The frog spoke up again and said, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a beautiful princess, I will stay with you for one week."
The engineer took the frog out of his pocket, smiled at it and returned it to the pocket.
The frog then cried out, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a princess, I'll stay with you and do ANYTHING you want."
Again the engineer took the frog out, smiled at it and put it back into his pocket.
Finally, the frog asked, "What is the matter? I've told you I'm a beautiful princess, that I'll stay with you for a week and do anything you want. Why won't you kiss me?"
The engineer said, "Look I'm an engineer. I don't have time for a girlfriend, but a talking frog, now that's cool."

n00b1n8R

July 8th, 2008, 05:50 AM

Epic win :lmao:

Phobias

July 8th, 2008, 06:21 AM

haha, that is awesome.

Got any more?

ExAm

July 8th, 2008, 06:31 AM

Nope. Found it on reddit.

Llama Juice

July 8th, 2008, 10:57 AM

I can't quote it directly... but that little girl IM'd me again last night. She said that "i haf 2 tell u something important"... after a few minutes of her being an idiot she said "ur 1 of mi goood friends" and she's so glad we're so close and blah blah blah... she's going to be crushed at that party when Niki doesn't know her. hahaha

also, I feel like quoting this other conversation I had with this girl Jessie back home... it's way too long but... well that's half the reason why I am posting it... because it's freakin long. This is only about half of it though. I closed the window at 1:30 AM... so.. ya.

Plus the beginning of it's kinda funny. Her being a mind ninja and all....

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Llama Juice says: (1:31:11 AM)
I just went and brushed my teeth... and it got me thinking
Can't Sleep. Ever says: (1:31:20 AM)
...okay
Llama Juice says: (1:31:26 AM)
what're you doing comparing me to "normal" guys for?
Can't Sleep. Ever says: (1:31:34 AM)
what do you mean?
Llama Juice says: (1:31:37 AM)
You know I'm not exactly like other guys
Can't Sleep. Ever says: (1:31:51 AM)
how did i compare u to normal guys
Can't Sleep. Ever says: (1:31:52 AM)
?
Llama Juice says: (1:32:11 AM)
saying how you're surprised that I didn't go scream to the world that I got laid
Llama Juice says: (1:32:12 AM)
hahaha
Can't Sleep. Ever says: (1:32:20 AM)
well u obviously wanted me to know
Can't Sleep. Ever says: (1:32:25 AM)
u just did it quietly
Can't Sleep. Ever says: (1:32:40 AM)
instead of 'OMG GUESS WHAT!?'
Llama Juice says: (1:33:16 AM)
psh
Llama Juice says: (1:33:17 AM)
lies
Can't Sleep. Ever says: (1:33:45 AM)
u know that i'm not slow and that i pay attention and you purposely put 'them' instead of 'her' or even completely negating the issue by saying that some of things were about someone who u didn't want me to know u liked or some such bs like that
Can't Sleep. Ever says: (1:33:59 AM)
but u purposely threw in
Can't Sleep. Ever says: (1:34:01 AM)
'them'
Llama Juice says: (1:34:15 AM)
well I don't like to lie...
Can't Sleep. Ever says: (1:34:25 AM)
even tho we've talked about the fact that you'd only had sex with one person and the first few days u were bitching about how it had been 8 months
Can't Sleep. Ever says: (1:34:32 AM)
and then that also magically disapeared
Llama Juice says: (1:34:52 AM)
it's magic
Can't Sleep. Ever says: (1:34:54 AM)
so i had figured that u'd gotten laid, i was just surprised it took to long for u to figure out a way to silently let it slip
Llama Juice says: (1:35:11 AM)
lol
Can't Sleep. Ever says: (1:35:19 AM)
i'm perceptive
Llama Juice says: (1:35:24 AM)
or a mind ninja
Can't Sleep. Ever says: (1:36:01 AM)
lol that's right, i'm reading ur mind...but that's obviously a lie b/c i'm sure u'd be in massive pain by now if i actually knew what u were thinking half the time
Llama Juice says: (1:36:33 AM)
I'm going with mind ninja
Can't Sleep. Ever says: (1:37:09 AM)
and, honestly, a list of people who it could be is, no offense, pretty slim consitering the time that you were up here. i'll find out. cuz girls talk to other girls and since i obviously know her than i know some of her friends
Can't Sleep. Ever says: (1:37:12 AM)
whom she'll tell
Can't Sleep. Ever says: (1:37:18 AM)
and then i will know
Can't Sleep. Ever says: (1:37:19 AM)
:D
Can't Sleep. Ever says: (1:37:23 AM)
so i win no matter what lol
Llama Juice says: (1:37:33 AM)
hahaha
Can't Sleep. Ever says: (1:37:38 AM)
lol
Can't Sleep. Ever says: (1:37:41 AM)
it just amuses me
Llama Juice says: (1:38:12 AM)
that's a lot of effort you're putting into this lol
Can't Sleep. Ever says: (1:38:18 AM)
no it's just funny
Can't Sleep. Ever says: (1:38:34 AM)
b/c it's like...ur being all cloak and dagger...which is odd
Can't Sleep. Ever says: (1:38:38 AM)
but i really don't care
Can't Sleep. Ever says: (1:38:48 AM)
good on u for getting some
Llama Juice says: (1:39:04 AM)
lol
Llama Juice says: (1:39:24 AM)
I didn't expect you to be the high five for getting laid type
Can't Sleep. Ever says: (1:39:53 AM)
lol was i supposed to say that ur an evil person for having sex?
Llama Juice says: (1:40:01 AM)
no... just..
Can't Sleep. Ever says: (1:40:04 AM)
i mean, if u wanted to get laid and u did than good on ya i guess
Can't Sleep. Ever says: (1:40:13 AM)
lol
Llama Juice says: (1:40:15 AM)
lol
Llama Juice says: (1:40:34 AM)
I dunno... you just seem like the type that waits for a meaningful relationship
Can't Sleep. Ever says: (1:40:58 AM)
yeah i mean i made the mistake once of the whole 'casual sex' thing
Can't Sleep. Ever says: (1:41:09 AM)
and it didnt work for me, but i don't push that on other people
Can't Sleep. Ever says: (1:41:41 AM)
i mean dude, i get that going without sex sucks, doesn't mean i'm gonna condem you for getting some lol
Llama Juice says: (1:41:49 AM)
lol
Llama Juice says: (1:42:06 AM)
thanks?
Can't Sleep. Ever says: (1:42:26 AM)
i mean come on, if i condemed everyone of my friends for just having sex for the sake of sex....well i'd have very few friends
Llama Juice says: (1:42:38 AM)
true
Can't Sleep. Ever says: (1:42:39 AM)
lol
Llama Juice says: (1:42:41 AM)
lol
Can't Sleep. Ever says: (1:43:01 AM)
i mean my brother has slept with two of my friends in MY HOUSE when they were here to see ME
Can't Sleep. Ever says: (1:43:14 AM)
almost all of my friends are sex fiends
Can't Sleep. Ever says: (1:43:44 AM)
and i'm not gonna go around lying and say that i LOVE being celebate....but at the moment it works for me so w/e
Can't Sleep. Ever says: (1:44:01 AM)
lol it's not like i was gonna give you a lecture about sex rofl
Llama Juice says: (1:44:07 AM)
lol
Llama Juice says: (1:44:28 AM)
well like
Llama Juice says: (1:45:13 AM)
I dunno... I tried to relate it to pot
Llama Juice says: (1:45:16 AM)
but... I failed
Can't Sleep. Ever says: (1:45:22 AM)
lol...what?
Llama Juice says: (1:45:25 AM)
lol
Llama Juice says: (1:45:41 AM)
because I'm not a fan, but I tolerate the people who are
Can't Sleep. Ever says: (1:46:01 AM)
....wait...i just want to be clear that i AM a fan of sex
Can't Sleep. Ever says: (1:46:05 AM)
...mucho fanage
Llama Juice says: (1:46:09 AM)
lol
Can't Sleep. Ever says: (1:46:21 AM)
lol
Can't Sleep. Ever says: (1:46:44 AM)
i'm just past the point of wanting sex and more onto the point of wanting something real...someone whose not JUST about sex
Can't Sleep. Ever says: (1:46:52 AM)
ya know?
Llama Juice says: (1:46:55 AM)
yea
Llama Juice says: (1:47:07 AM)
I can't really do that right now though
Llama Juice says: (1:47:11 AM)
lol
Can't Sleep. Ever says: (1:47:18 AM)
i mean sex is there. anyone who REALLY wants it can get it...but something real is different
Can't Sleep. Ever says: (1:47:19 AM)
lol
Llama Juice says: (1:47:35 AM)
like... trying to actually find something that'll work with my schedule and such
Llama Juice says: (1:47:40 AM)
isn't going to happen
Can't Sleep. Ever says: (1:47:46 AM)
join the club
Can't Sleep. Ever says: (1:47:58 AM)
last week was the most time off i've had all summer
Can't Sleep. Ever says: (1:48:15 AM)
and i made sure of that cuz u were home....but it also made me realize how little time i have with my other friends too
Can't Sleep. Ever says: (1:48:29 AM)
i mean...all i do is work and go to school most of the year...
Llama Juice says: (1:48:44 AM)
well even if I find someone down here, I'm going to move when I finish school
Can't Sleep. Ever says: (1:49:02 AM)
i have 1 year left in portage/baraboo before i go to point
Llama Juice says: (1:49:12 AM)
right, but that's doable
Can't Sleep. Ever says: (1:49:18 AM)
i don't even have enough time to spend with drake on a regular basis
Llama Juice says: (1:49:20 AM)
my sister and Jim did it for a good year
Llama Juice says: (1:49:22 AM)
literally
Llama Juice says: (1:49:24 AM)
drake?
Can't Sleep. Ever says: (1:49:28 AM)
not if i meet someone in school who's moving off
Can't Sleep. Ever says: (1:49:29 AM)
my boa
Llama Juice says: (1:49:39 AM)
oh
Llama Juice says: (1:49:40 AM)
right
Llama Juice says: (1:49:46 AM)
thought you spelt boy wrong there for a second
Can't Sleep. Ever says: (1:49:56 AM)
lol no
Can't Sleep. Ever says: (1:50:31 AM)
i'm sadly lonely with no time to rectify the problem and, even if i did, i don't want something that's gonna take up all my time
Can't Sleep. Ever says: (1:50:53 AM)
and i don't want to be an 'at my convinience' gf
Can't Sleep. Ever says: (1:51:02 AM)
that's totally shitty
Llama Juice says: (1:51:02 AM)
yea
Can't Sleep. Ever says: (1:51:28 AM)
so i dunno
Llama Juice says: (1:51:44 AM)
Honestly?
Can't Sleep. Ever says: (1:51:56 AM)
honestly what?
Llama Juice says: (1:52:23 AM)
If I lived by you and you didn't smoke pot... you'd be like... the ideal girl
Can't Sleep. Ever says: (1:52:27 AM)
lol
Can't Sleep. Ever says: (1:52:31 AM)
thanks...i think
Llama Juice says: (1:52:38 AM)
lol
Llama Juice says: (1:53:07 AM)
basically, you're bitchen
Can't Sleep. Ever says: (1:53:30 AM)
other than the pot thing, please don't be misconcieved. i'm completely crazy,clingy, bitchY, and borderline psycho
Can't Sleep. Ever says: (1:54:00 AM)
i've made 10,000 and 2 mistakes and smoking pot isn't even close to my worse quality
Llama Juice says: (1:54:21 AM)
it's starting to look like confidence is your worst quality haha
Llama Juice says: (1:54:33 AM)
well lack of concidence
Can't Sleep. Ever says: (1:54:38 AM)
and ya know, you're like an amazing guy so u totally shouldn't sell urself short. you could find a girl downt here who would be willing to date you and work with ur schedule
Can't Sleep. Ever says: (1:55:02 AM)
i mean, you're willing to go for ur halo/teacher chicky who has NEVER lived in the same state as you but you won't go for something with someone around you?
Llama Juice says: (1:55:39 AM)
I haven't found a girl near me that's worth my time
Can't Sleep. Ever says: (1:55:45 AM)
happiness is fleeting. find it while you can
Llama Juice says: (1:56:12 AM)
heh
Can't Sleep. Ever says: (1:56:30 AM)
i mean, even if it's just a few minutes or a few months....it's totally worth it
Can't Sleep. Ever says: (1:56:44 AM)
i mean, think about how much time you spend doing things you don't want to do
Can't Sleep. Ever says: (1:56:49 AM)
being 'meh'
Can't Sleep. Ever says: (1:56:55 AM)
having an 'ok' time
Can't Sleep. Ever says: (1:57:31 AM)
get in all the happy time you can, cuz it doesn't come as easily as all the rest does
Llama Juice says: (1:57:49 AM)
Yea, that's what last week was all about
Can't Sleep. Ever says: (1:57:58 AM)
good
Can't Sleep. Ever says: (1:58:02 AM)
u deserve that
Llama Juice says: (1:58:13 AM)
haha
Can't Sleep. Ever says: (1:58:24 AM)
u do deserve a few days of happiness
Llama Juice says: (1:59:22 AM)
that's why I stay up late to talk to you, I'm almost always smiling... (that is unless if you're calling me a pedo... hahahaha)
Can't Sleep. Ever says: (1:59:27 AM)
lol
Llama Juice says: (1:59:34 AM)
:P
Can't Sleep. Ever says: (1:59:42 AM)
same. ur totally a mood brightener
Llama Juice says: (1:59:53 AM)
haha I try
Can't Sleep. Ever says: (2:00:05 AM)
besides, no else is ever on this time of night...er morning lol
Llama Juice says: (2:00:09 AM)
hahahaha
Llama Juice says: (2:00:30 AM)
I have 28 people online on my MSN list
Can't Sleep. Ever says: (2:00:30 AM)
and i was totally gonna go to bed early tonight too lol
Llama Juice says: (2:00:31 AM)
lmao
Can't Sleep. Ever says: (2:00:42 AM)
i have like 10 or so...barely talk to most of them
Can't Sleep. Ever says: (2:00:44 AM)
same with yahoo...
Can't Sleep. Ever says: (2:00:49 AM)
no one is ever on
Llama Juice says: (2:00:49 AM)
I have...
Llama Juice says: (2:00:53 AM)
roughly 100 onine
Llama Juice says: (2:00:54 AM)
on AIM
Llama Juice says: (2:00:58 AM)
online*
Can't Sleep. Ever says: (2:01:01 AM)
and even when they are, they don't talk
Llama Juice says: (2:01:05 AM)
hurray for time differences
Can't Sleep. Ever says: (2:01:07 AM)
i mean, we constantly talk
Can't Sleep. Ever says: (2:01:10 AM)
lol
Llama Juice says: (2:01:11 AM)
indeed
Can't Sleep. Ever says: (2:01:24 AM)
everyone else stops after like 25 mins of convo
Llama Juice says: (2:01:33 AM)
yea... that's true
Can't Sleep. Ever says: (2:02:01 AM)
it's just nice to talk...ya know?
Llama Juice says: (2:02:19 AM)
which is why sitting at dennys is fun
Can't Sleep. Ever says: (2:02:37 AM)
lol
Can't Sleep. Ever says: (2:02:39 AM)
yeah
Llama Juice says: (2:03:21 AM)
also
Llama Juice says: (2:03:30 AM)
you're selling yourself short with your "bad quality list"
Can't Sleep. Ever says: (2:03:41 AM)
what, there are more? lol
Llama Juice says: (2:03:44 AM)
lol no
Llama Juice says: (2:03:49 AM)
you're picking too deep
Llama Juice says: (2:03:56 AM)
everyone has flaws
Llama Juice says: (2:04:09 AM)
but what some people see as flaws
Can't Sleep. Ever says: (2:04:12 AM)
it's not my flaws i have a problem with, it's my mistakes
Llama Juice says: (2:04:15 AM)
other people see as amazing
Llama Juice says: (2:04:24 AM)
well everyone makes mistakes
Llama Juice says: (2:04:33 AM)
I have a lot of skeletons in my closet that I'm not fond of
Llama Juice says: (2:04:59 AM)
secrets that I have that... I can't really tell anyone
Can't Sleep. Ever says: (2:05:04 AM)
it's just that the past 6 months have kinda filled my closet to the brim...
Llama Juice says: (2:05:16 AM)
and I hate it
Can't Sleep. Ever says: (2:05:18 AM)
i just did so much stupid shit...
Llama Juice says: (2:05:20 AM)
I hate keeping secrets
Can't Sleep. Ever says: (2:05:28 AM)
shit that i don't understand why...
Can't Sleep. Ever says: (2:05:31 AM)
so do i
Can't Sleep. Ever says: (2:05:34 AM)
but we still do
Llama Juice says: (2:05:37 AM)
we have to
Can't Sleep. Ever says: (2:05:51 AM)
no. we choose to
Can't Sleep. Ever says: (2:05:58 AM)
we're AFRAID to tell
Can't Sleep. Ever says: (2:06:20 AM)
that's all it boils down to. fear, indecision....
Llama Juice says: (2:06:23 AM)
well like... my stuff... is older stuff
Llama Juice says: (2:06:29 AM)
I'm not that person anymore
Llama Juice says: (2:06:36 AM)
and I'm glad of it
Llama Juice says: (2:06:39 AM)
but it still haunts me
Can't Sleep. Ever says: (2:07:37 AM)
it always will until you can finally imbrace it...you have to be able to look back and know that ur not that person anymore, but realize that that person will always be a part of you
Can't Sleep. Ever says: (2:07:56 AM)
you'd never have become the AMAZING person that you are today if it weren't for who you used to be and what you've done
Llama Juice says: (2:09:24 AM)
even so, it still sucks to have to live with it, no matter the positive side effects
Llama Juice says: (2:09:31 AM)
but that's just me being pessamistic
Llama Juice says: (2:09:49 AM)
I know that because of this I am a better person
Llama Juice says: (2:10:01 AM)
but... I can't say that I'm glad it happened
Can't Sleep. Ever says: (2:10:04 AM)
the possitive wasn't a side effect dear, it was a fucking effect lol
Can't Sleep. Ever says: (2:10:24 AM)
you don't have to be happy or glad but think about what you've learned from it, how it's changed you
Can't Sleep. Ever says: (2:11:29 AM)
i don't have any idea what you went through and even if you told me, that wouldn't mean that i'd understand because we're two different people and it didn't actually happen to me. but sometimes we have to air out the closet every now and then and throw them away
Can't Sleep. Ever says: (2:11:40 AM)
it's okay to throw them away...not talk about them...just let them go
Can't Sleep. Ever says: (2:12:10 AM)
it's a past that's nowhere near where u are now. you don't have to pay or feel guilty for things that happened then
Llama Juice says: (2:12:39 AM)
That's such an american way of thinking haha
Can't Sleep. Ever says: (2:12:47 AM)
no
Can't Sleep. Ever says: (2:12:55 AM)
it's not forgetting
Can't Sleep. Ever says: (2:13:01 AM)
it's letting go
Llama Juice says: (2:13:02 AM)
hahahahaha
Llama Juice says: (2:13:05 AM)
true
Can't Sleep. Ever says: (2:13:18 AM)
w/e....laugh if you want but it's the truth
Llama Juice says: (2:13:26 AM)
well I was laughing because you're right
Can't Sleep. Ever says: (2:13:33 AM)
you can't torture urselfwith shit that u can't change
Llama Juice says: (2:13:35 AM)
political joke
Llama Juice says: (2:14:33 AM)
You're right though.
Llama Juice says: (2:16:29 AM)
The thing is, is that of course I wanna forget, because it's still painful to think about it. I need to actually apologize to the people that I hurt... and I know that they've forgiven me already... but I haven't forgiven myself.
Can't Sleep. Ever says: (2:17:29 AM)
you won't ever forget...unfortunately it doesn't work that way....but when you come to peace with it, it makes it easy to live with and THAT is how you let go. you let go of the power it has over you
Llama Juice says: (2:17:51 AM)
yea
Can't Sleep. Ever says: (2:18:49 AM)
but putting it off won't make it any better...i'd say face ur demons because, unfortunately, courage doesn't come with time :(
Can't Sleep. Ever says: (2:20:08 AM)
but if you ever need anything, i'm here for you babe. i don't require explanations. just let me know if you need something, k?
Llama Juice says: (2:20:24 AM)
remember earlier when I said you're amazing?
Llama Juice says: (2:20:36 AM)
this is one of the reasons why
Can't Sleep. Ever says: (2:20:38 AM)
lol
Can't Sleep. Ever says: (2:21:09 AM)
nah, i just get it. sometimes you just need someone who will care without asking 20 questions
Llama Juice says: (2:21:22 AM)
yea
Can't Sleep. Ever says: (2:22:06 AM)
and that's what friendship is REALLY about. Unconditional love, no questions asked
Llama Juice says: (2:22:22 AM)
what movie is that from? lol
Can't Sleep. Ever says: (2:22:49 AM)
...it's not
Can't Sleep. Ever says: (2:23:16 AM)
that's just me babbling at 1:30 in the morning, sry if it's super corny
Llama Juice says: (2:23:26 AM)
haha
Llama Juice says: (2:23:37 AM)
talking to Jessie at 2:30 AM is always fun
Can't Sleep. Ever says: (2:23:56 AM)
yeah it's like when i don't sleep
Can't Sleep. Ever says: (2:23:57 AM)
no filter
Can't Sleep. Ever says: (2:24:07 AM)
jsut straight from the brain to the mouth...er fingers lol
Llama Juice says: (2:24:12 AM)
hahaha
Llama Juice says: (2:25:20 AM)
and you still have that list of things that aren't all that great about you
Llama Juice says: (2:25:32 AM)
which... is all in your head
Can't Sleep. Ever says: (2:26:05 AM)
nah it's all there. i'm just waiting for someone to come along and agree about everyone of them...and still not give a shit lol
Can't Sleep. Ever says: (2:26:40 AM)
c how my mind works? i ALWAYS have to be right lol
Can't Sleep. Ever says: (2:27:48 AM)
Llama Juice says:
this makes me want to just have you shave me sometime...
Can't Sleep. Ever says: (2:27:54 AM)
dammit
Can't Sleep. Ever says: (2:27:55 AM)
NO
Can't Sleep. Ever says: (2:28:04 AM)
http://icanhascheezburger.com/2008/07/07/funny-pictures-an-call-me-a-biskit/#comments
Can't Sleep. Ever says: (2:28:09 AM)
there, now it pasted :D
Can't Sleep. Ever says: (2:29:39 AM)
...i think that u went away...
Can't Sleep. Ever says: (2:29:44 AM)
or fell asleep...
Can't Sleep. Ever says: (2:29:55 AM)
i'm pretty close to falling alseep...
Can't Sleep. Ever says: (2:30:02 AM)
did you fall alseep?
Can't Sleep. Ever says: (2:30:08 AM)
i think that u did
Can't Sleep. Ever says: (2:30:18 AM)
u haven't talked for like...5 mins
Can't Sleep. Ever says: (2:30:34 AM)
yeah prreeeeeeeeeeeeettty sure u fell alseep....
Can't Sleep. Ever says: (2:30:54 AM)
well i'm gonna go use the restroom and if ur not back by then...then i'm gonna say you fell alseep
Can't Sleep. Ever says: (2:33:23 AM)
yep
Can't Sleep. Ever says: (2:33:26 AM)
u definately fell asleep
Can't Sleep. Ever says: (2:34:00 AM)
well i suppose i should follow in ur footsteps
Can't Sleep. Ever says: (2:34:04 AM)
sleep tight baber
Can't Sleep. Ever says: (2:34:06 AM)
sleep tight
Llama Juice says: (3:21:48 AM)
are you still around?
Can't Sleep. Ever says: (3:21:57 AM)
yea lol
Llama Juice says: (3:22:01 AM)
lol you're silly
Can't Sleep. Ever says: (3:22:10 AM)
thought u were sleepin
Llama Juice says: (3:22:14 AM)
i was
Llama Juice says: (3:22:15 AM)
lol
Can't Sleep. Ever says: (3:22:25 AM)
then why are u awake?
Llama Juice says: (3:22:59 AM)
someone worth being awake for went past my door?
Can't Sleep. Ever says: (3:23:08 AM)
?
Can't Sleep. Ever says: (3:24:06 AM)
who went passed ur door? lol
Can't Sleep. Ever says: (3:24:13 AM)
u said past...like a tense lol
Llama Juice says: (3:24:21 AM)
you did, silly
Can't Sleep. Ever says: (3:24:34 AM)
i wasn't in ur appartment lol
Llama Juice says: (3:24:55 AM)
shucks
Can't Sleep. Ever says: (3:25:05 AM)
you should be sleepin
Can't Sleep. Ever says: (3:25:16 AM)
i'm sorry if my barage of ims woke u up
Can't Sleep. Ever says: (3:25:28 AM)
u have class in the mornin and u need ur beauty sleep
Llama Juice says: (3:25:55 AM)
I love you
Can't Sleep. Ever says: (3:26:09 AM)
i love you too babe. you know that
Llama Juice says: (3:27:05 AM)
:D
Can't Sleep. Ever says: (3:27:22 AM)
but seriously, why u back awake? did ur comp wake u?
Llama Juice says: (3:27:32 AM)
I dunno, I woke up
Llama Juice says: (3:27:36 AM)
and then you were here
Can't Sleep. Ever says: (3:27:39 AM)
lol
Llama Juice says: (3:27:39 AM)
so I was like
Llama Juice says: (3:27:49 AM)
"Ohhh reaso to stay awake"
Can't Sleep. Ever says: (3:27:54 AM)
lol no
Can't Sleep. Ever says: (3:28:00 AM)
go on and get some sleep
Can't Sleep. Ever says: (3:28:22 AM)
my comp is almost done with it's sys check and then i'm heading to bed
Llama Juice says: (3:28:37 AM)
heh
Llama Juice says: (3:28:39 AM)
well
Can't Sleep. Ever says: (3:29:03 AM)
what?
Llama Juice says: (3:29:29 AM)
I don't really know
Can't Sleep. Ever says: (3:29:35 AM)
lol
Llama Juice says: (3:29:45 AM)
it made more senese before I let it out of the head
Can't Sleep. Ever says: (3:29:58 AM)
the 'well'? lol
Can't Sleep. Ever says: (3:30:04 AM)
it's okay that happens when ur overly tired
Can't Sleep. Ever says: (3:30:12 AM)
maybe some sleep is in order :D
Llama Juice says: (3:30:30 AM)
haha
Can't Sleep. Ever says: (3:30:47 AM)
i'm so not the one to be talking about sleep lol
Llama Juice says: (3:31:03 AM)
lol
Llama Juice says: (3:31:09 AM)
it's true
Can't Sleep. Ever says: (3:31:14 AM)
woot
Llama Juice says: (3:31:50 AM)
I just don't wanna go to bed
Llama Juice says: (3:31:58 AM)
I just... I dunno
Can't Sleep. Ever says: (3:32:02 AM)
yeah i know how that goes
Can't Sleep. Ever says: (3:33:10 AM)
so what do you want to do?
Llama Juice says: (3:35:32 AM)
I wanna haha
Can't Sleep. Ever says: (3:35:49 AM)
alright, hold on
Llama Juice says: (3:36:06 AM)
aoknhfo
Can't Sleep. Ever says: (3:36:38 AM)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BkgMbU-we1o
Can't Sleep. Ever says: (3:38:15 AM)
:D
Llama Juice says: (3:39:16 AM)
just gave up wti h t oaa LIdsjlajgds
Can't Sleep. Ever says: (3:39:22 AM)
...
Can't Sleep. Ever says: (3:39:32 AM)
i don't understand what u just typed
Llama Juice says: (3:41:01 AM)
lmao
Llama Juice says: (3:41:03 AM)
me either
Llama Juice says: (3:41:08 AM)
all I know
Llama Juice says: (3:41:19 AM)
is that I love you, and that talking to you makes me happy n the inside
Can't Sleep. Ever says: (3:41:32 AM)
yay!
Can't Sleep. Ever says: (3:41:47 AM)
i'm glad, cuz i totally feel the same way...and that's why i miss you so damn much :)
Can't Sleep. Ever says: (3:41:48 AM)
:(
Llama Juice says: (3:42:05 AM)
:(
Llama Juice says: (3:42:30 AM)
seriously, you sell yourself short wtih that mistake list thing
Can't Sleep. Ever says: (3:42:39 AM)
lol u still on that?
Llama Juice says: (3:43:10 AM)
you're such a beautiful, caring, fun person that mistakes happen
Llama Juice says: (3:43:35 AM)
lmao
Llama Juice says: (3:43:38 AM)
that doesn't make sense
Can't Sleep. Ever says: (3:43:40 AM)
i could totally say the same to you
Can't Sleep. Ever says: (3:43:44 AM)
but i got what you meant
Can't Sleep. Ever says: (3:43:45 AM)
it's cool
Llama Juice says: (3:43:59 AM)
:)
Llama Juice says: (3:44:22 AM)
I dunno.. I just hope someday I can find a girl half as awesome as you.
Can't Sleep. Ever says: (3:45:02 AM)
*rolls eyes* you'll find one a million jillion times better....not cutting myself short or saying i'm shit, just saying that you'll find ur miss perfect and it'll be amazing and wonderful X10
Llama Juice says: (3:46:11 AM)
haha
Llama Juice says: (3:46:26 AM)
whatever you say Jessie
Can't Sleep. Ever says: (3:46:48 AM)
you will. you'll find your one and only somebody: your soulmate
Llama Juice says: (3:48:41 AM)
You're saying that as if you don't want to be it haha. Granted it's silly to even think about dating you when there's all this distance but... it's hard to not think about it.
Can't Sleep. Ever says: (3:48:53 AM)
wow i kinda sound like a sap...but i totally beleive that in every life we live we're supposed to learn one major thing...but our soulmate is something that comes with us in every life...that one person whose right
Can't Sleep. Ever says: (3:49:02 AM)
i didn't say that hun...
Can't Sleep. Ever says: (3:49:09 AM)
but it's complicated to think about
Can't Sleep. Ever says: (3:50:10 AM)
i don't want to lose you as a friend and, i'm not gonna lie and say that i haven't thought about it....but there's so many other things that go along with it
Can't Sleep. Ever says: (3:50:56 AM)
i mean, there's distance, friendship, the fact that while one of my friends may not still have feelings for you (i don't know) i know that she did for a long time and that's a whole nother line of complications
Can't Sleep. Ever says: (3:51:12 AM)
it's a mind fuck
Llama Juice says: (3:51:30 AM)
Irene?
Llama Juice says: (3:51:34 AM)
lol
Can't Sleep. Ever says: (3:51:35 AM)
lol no
Llama Juice says: (3:51:37 AM)
She used to
Can't Sleep. Ever says: (3:51:37 AM)
ur silly
Llama Juice says: (3:51:39 AM)
way back when
Llama Juice says: (3:51:42 AM)
lol
Can't Sleep. Ever says: (3:51:55 AM)
yeah like in middle school before i even existed to u guys
Can't Sleep. Ever says: (3:52:04 AM)
lol
Llama Juice says: (3:52:06 AM)
yea, that's why it was an "Irene? Lol"
Llama Juice says: (3:52:39 AM)
Who then?
Llama Juice says: (3:52:57 AM)
Kim?
Can't Sleep. Ever says: (3:53:19 AM)
you know i totally can't tell you. it's like friend rule numero dos, right after don't stab them repeatedly along with other senate members
Llama Juice says: (3:53:31 AM)
lol
Can't Sleep. Ever says: (3:53:34 AM)
lol
Llama Juice says: (3:53:41 AM)
true
Can't Sleep. Ever says: (3:53:46 AM)
yeah gotta pull in the ceasar
Llama Juice says: (3:53:56 AM)
I'll respect that
Can't Sleep. Ever says: (3:54:02 AM)
besides, i see u like twice a year....and that's pretty harsh
Llama Juice says: (3:54:08 AM)
hahaha yea
Llama Juice says: (3:54:12 AM)
I know
Llama Juice says: (3:54:35 AM)
Hence why I haven't really bothered to bring this up before
Llama Juice says: (3:54:58 AM)
because I know it's super impractical because of distance and schedules and such
Can't Sleep. Ever says: (3:55:06 AM)
and see this is totally why i DIDN'T want to tell you how i felt because i knew that u used to like me and i didn't want to be all 'well ya i kinda realized that i have feelings for you but, don't think about it cuz ur in florida and by the time u get back i'll be in point'
Can't Sleep. Ever says: (3:56:17 AM)
oh yeah and there's the whole ur totally off limits due to friend decree number 7 and i'm kinda fucked emotionally anyway so i'm totally afraid of real caring
Can't Sleep. Ever says: (3:56:36 AM)
i mean yeah, i'm a mind fuck and a half
Llama Juice says: (3:56:49 AM)
everyone has their issues
Can't Sleep. Ever says: (3:56:59 AM)
and yet here i am telling u all the shit i totally decided that i WASN'T gonna talk to you about cuz i DIDN'T want to be a mind fuck
Llama Juice says: (3:57:14 AM)
Hey, it's all good
Can't Sleep. Ever says: (3:57:18 AM)
lol
Llama Juice says: (3:57:26 AM)
It's not like I'm asking you out or anything haha
Llama Juice says: (3:57:43 AM)
it's just... it's nice to finally talk about this
Can't Sleep. Ever says: (3:57:49 AM)
nah it's just a totall reciprication of feelings and then ...yeah lol
Llama Juice says: (3:57:54 AM)
I feel a little bit lighter chested
Can't Sleep. Ever says: (3:58:02 AM)
that's good
Can't Sleep. Ever says: (3:58:04 AM)
me too...
Llama Juice says: (3:58:08 AM)
exactly
Can't Sleep. Ever says: (3:58:25 AM)
but it's a little obnoxious
Can't Sleep. Ever says: (3:58:29 AM)
lol
Llama Juice says: (3:58:33 AM)
well that's life lol
Llama Juice says: (3:58:41 AM)
that's gotta be one of the rules of life
Llama Juice says: (3:58:50 AM)
is that it can't be convenient
Can't Sleep. Ever says: (3:59:06 AM)
yeah i think it comes right after thou shalt bend over and take it whenever i say so lol
Llama Juice says: (3:59:09 AM)
not everything is as easy as a McDonalds drive through
Can't Sleep. Ever says: (3:59:17 AM)
lol
Llama Juice says: (3:59:23 AM)
lol
Llama Juice says: (3:59:59 AM)
I'm just really glad I finally know how you really feel
Llama Juice says: (4:00:19 AM)
you had me rather confused
Can't Sleep. Ever says: (4:00:32 AM)
well it's not like you totally ripped my heart out on the phone sunday...
Llama Juice says: (4:00:42 AM)
hrm?
Can't Sleep. Ever says: (4:00:54 AM)
'i need to meet someone just like you'
Can't Sleep. Ever says: (4:00:58 AM)
'why?'
Can't Sleep. Ever says: (4:01:03 AM)
'cuz i totally can't date you'
Llama Juice says: (4:01:36 AM)
"because I'm already too far in the friend zone"
Llama Juice says: (4:01:49 AM)
was the cruicial part there
Can't Sleep. Ever says: (4:01:51 AM)
you just said 'cuz of the whole friend zone'
Llama Juice says: (4:01:59 AM)
nah uh
Can't Sleep. Ever says: (4:02:15 AM)
i'm like, queen of ruling over the friendzone lol
Llama Juice says: (4:02:35 AM)
haha
Llama Juice says: (4:02:58 AM)
I'm still good friends with pretty much all my ex gfs (aside from Amanda of course)
Can't Sleep. Ever says: (4:03:11 AM)
...okay...
Can't Sleep. Ever says: (4:03:13 AM)
lol
Can't Sleep. Ever says: (4:03:16 AM)
oh i get it lol
Llama Juice says: (4:03:17 AM)
well like
Llama Juice says: (4:03:18 AM)
yea
Can't Sleep. Ever says: (4:03:24 AM)
lol
Llama Juice says: (4:03:26 AM)
you're a smart girl
Can't Sleep. Ever says: (4:03:28 AM)
i'm way too tired
Llama Juice says: (4:03:37 AM)
haha same
Llama Juice says: (4:03:48 AM)
I don't have class until 1 though
Llama Juice says: (4:03:52 AM)
so... yay and stuff
Can't Sleep. Ever says: (4:03:52 AM)
i mean i totally just sat and told you all teh crap that's been flying through my mind
Can't Sleep. Ever says: (4:04:05 AM)
so yeah...you know i'm beyond the relm of 'abort now'
Llama Juice says: (4:04:12 AM)
hahaha
Llama Juice says: (4:04:22 AM)
the big red flashing button is useless
Can't Sleep. Ever says: (4:04:28 AM)
lol
Llama Juice says: (4:04:39 AM)
it's a nice feeling to know that you're loved like that though
Llama Juice says: (4:04:54 AM)
I know it's a fucked up situation
Can't Sleep. Ever says: (4:04:59 AM)
it really is
Llama Juice says: (4:05:23 AM)
and it can't really work well for sevral years..........
Llama Juice says: (4:05:59 AM)
and I doubt that we'll really wait it out that long (nor should we.... have fun with whoever)
Can't Sleep. Ever says: (4:06:28 AM)
that's another reason i didn't want to tell you how i felt...cuz i'd feel horrid if u wanted to wait for me
Can't Sleep. Ever says: (4:06:33 AM)
u deserve happiness
Llama Juice says: (4:07:16 AM)
http://tnzforums.com/index.php?showtopic=5791&st=0
Llama Juice says: (4:07:20 AM)
read the first post there
Llama Juice says: (4:07:55 AM)
and yes, terribly nerdy forum... hush you
Can't Sleep. Ever says: (4:08:40 AM)
...there's a mc popping out of ur ear...
Can't Sleep. Ever says: (4:08:41 AM)
lol
Llama Juice says: (4:08:44 AM)
lol yea
Llama Juice says: (4:10:59 AM)
point is, is that you're amazing at life. I really hope you find happiness with someone. What I do know... is that no matter what happens with us, we'll stay friends through it.
Llama Juice says: (4:11:11 AM)
there's no doubt in my mind there.
Can't Sleep. Ever says: (4:11:25 AM)
good
Can't Sleep. Ever says: (4:11:33 AM)
cuz...well ur like...well ur fuckin anthony
Llama Juice says: (4:11:47 AM)
lol
Can't Sleep. Ever says: (4:12:34 AM)
and i want u to be happy....but as i think we've covered, an us is kinda not workable right now. it's sucky but if we're gonna try something i would much rather do it at a time when we don't have to force it
Can't Sleep. Ever says: (4:12:41 AM)
ya know?
Llama Juice says: (4:12:46 AM)
yea
Llama Juice says: (4:12:54 AM)
definitely
Can't Sleep. Ever says: (4:13:08 AM)
blarg
Llama Juice says: (4:13:15 AM)
blarg indeed
Can't Sleep. Ever says: (4:13:23 AM)
our convo just boiled down to this:
Can't Sleep. Ever says: (4:13:47 AM)
"I like you"
"i like you too"
...."so...same as normal than?"
"Yeah, basically"
Can't Sleep. Ever says: (4:13:53 AM)
lol
Llama Juice says: (4:14:01 AM)
haha yep
Llama Juice says: (4:14:05 AM)
haha
Can't Sleep. Ever says: (4:14:10 AM)
we really are fucking ridiculous
Llama Juice says: (4:14:23 AM)
you say it like it's a bad thing :P
Can't Sleep. Ever says: (4:14:33 AM)
lol
Can't Sleep. Ever says: (4:15:04 AM)
i am sorry that i've been so confusing tho...i just didn't know which way would be the lesser of two evils...
Llama Juice says: (4:15:22 AM)
Well... in all honesty
Llama Juice says: (4:15:27 AM)
I'm glad it happened this way
Llama Juice says: (4:15:44 AM)
if you would have said something before went to WI or before I left from there
Llama Juice says: (4:15:58 AM)
it would have been rather difficult to leave WI
Can't Sleep. Ever says: (4:16:06 AM)
lol
Can't Sleep. Ever says: (4:16:14 AM)
i didn't want things to be weird
Llama Juice says: (4:16:47 AM)
yea, same
Llama Juice says: (4:17:04 AM)
which is why I didn't try to hold your hand during Wall-E hahaha
Llama Juice says: (4:17:10 AM)
even though the movie was like begging me to
Can't Sleep. Ever says: (4:17:12 AM)
lol
Llama Juice says: (4:17:12 AM)
lmao
Can't Sleep. Ever says: (4:17:18 AM)
totally was
Can't Sleep. Ever says: (4:17:20 AM)
lol
Llama Juice says: (4:17:33 AM)
twards the end it was just kinda screaming "COME ON ALREADY!"
Can't Sleep. Ever says: (4:17:58 AM)
i know! and u were all "fuck the arm rest, i'm gonna hangout on the other side of the seat"
Can't Sleep. Ever says: (4:18:02 AM)
lol
Llama Juice says: (4:18:18 AM)
psh wha?... half the movie we were leaning against eachother
Llama Juice says: (4:18:22 AM)
haha
Can't Sleep. Ever says: (4:18:35 AM)
yeah and the other half either u or i were twitching lol
Llama Juice says: (4:18:43 AM)
hahaha
Can't Sleep. Ever says: (4:19:49 AM)
things i didn't expect to be talking about tonight....lol
Llama Juice says: (4:20:03 AM)
haha no joke
Llama Juice says: (4:20:23 AM)
I'm glad we did though... it was kinda weird yesterday
Can't Sleep. Ever says: (4:20:47 AM)
what with the seven phone calls or the useless texts?
Llama Juice says: (4:20:57 AM)
haha
Can't Sleep. Ever says: (4:20:57 AM)
just so i'm clear lol
Llama Juice says: (4:21:11 AM)
I was thinking more of when you got on AIM
Llama Juice says: (4:21:12 AM)
err
Llama Juice says: (4:21:13 AM)
MSN
Llama Juice says: (4:21:22 AM)
and it was like a 5 minute conversation
Llama Juice says: (4:21:44 AM)
because I didn't wanna bring up my feelings or any of this stuff
Can't Sleep. Ever says: (4:21:53 AM)
lol
Llama Juice says: (4:22:01 AM)
but this works so much better as a 4 AM half awake talk
Llama Juice says: (4:22:06 AM)
lol
Can't Sleep. Ever says: (4:22:08 AM)
totally
Can't Sleep. Ever says: (4:22:17 AM)
lol
Can't Sleep. Ever says: (4:22:22 AM)
we are such dorks
Can't Sleep. Ever says: (4:22:31 AM)
lets NOT talk about our feelings in person
Can't Sleep. Ever says: (4:22:32 AM)
oh no
Llama Juice says: (4:22:34 AM)
yea, but we're suck amazing dorks
Can't Sleep. Ever says: (4:22:37 AM)
lets do it on messenger
Llama Juice says: (4:22:41 AM)
such*
Llama Juice says: (4:22:43 AM)
yea...
Llama Juice says: (4:22:48 AM)
messenger
Llama Juice says: (4:22:54 AM)
with 1500 miles between us
Llama Juice says: (4:22:56 AM)
and a timezone
Llama Juice says: (4:22:58 AM)
lol
Can't Sleep. Ever says: (4:23:11 AM)
i thought there were atleast 2 time zones....
Llama Juice says: (4:23:14 AM)
nope
Can't Sleep. Ever says: (4:23:21 AM)
depending on which way u drive...
Llama Juice says: (4:23:25 AM)
nope
Can't Sleep. Ever says: (4:23:27 AM)
cuz kentucky was totally 2 hours
Llama Juice says: (4:23:29 AM)
nope
Llama Juice says: (4:23:31 AM)
lol
Llama Juice says: (4:23:42 AM)
US only has 4 time zones
Can't Sleep. Ever says: (4:23:45 AM)
i could have fucking sworn there was a two hour thing there
Can't Sleep. Ever says: (4:23:54 AM)
dammit i ALWAYS fucking hated time zones
Can't Sleep. Ever says: (4:24:00 AM)
fuckin things messed me up EVERYTIME
Llama Juice says: (4:24:34 AM)
eastern central mountain pacific
Can't Sleep. Ever says: (4:24:41 AM)
and there's totallly five counting alaska
Can't Sleep. Ever says: (4:24:46 AM)
kik
Llama Juice says: (4:24:53 AM)
and HI prolly has it's own
Llama Juice says: (4:24:56 AM)
greedy fucks
Can't Sleep. Ever says: (4:24:56 AM)
lol*
Can't Sleep. Ever says: (4:25:04 AM)
yeah they totally do
Can't Sleep. Ever says: (4:25:14 AM)
when's cali gonna go join them anyway?
Llama Juice says: (4:25:29 AM)
when there are two alaskas
Can't Sleep. Ever says: (4:25:36 AM)
lol
Llama Juice says: (4:25:41 AM)
:P
Can't Sleep. Ever says: (4:26:02 AM)
atleast someone else watched that vid too many times too
Llama Juice says: (4:26:10 AM)
hahaha
Llama Juice says: (4:26:16 AM)
you forget
Llama Juice says: (4:26:28 AM)
I breathe internet
Llama Juice says: (4:26:34 AM)
sadly
Can't Sleep. Ever says: (4:26:38 AM)
and sam quoted that daily lol
Llama Juice says: (4:26:43 AM)
haha
Can't Sleep. Ever says: (4:26:56 AM)
she totally had the voice down, i was v impressed
Llama Juice says: (4:27:04 AM)
hhhhhhhhokay so
Can't Sleep. Ever says: (4:27:19 AM)
this is the earth
Can't Sleep. Ever says: (4:27:20 AM)
ROUND
Llama Juice says: (4:27:25 AM)
hahaha
Llama Juice says: (4:27:34 AM)
silly
Can't Sleep. Ever says: (4:27:46 AM)
that was one of the best parts!
Llama Juice says: (4:27:54 AM)
indeed
Llama Juice says: (4:28:03 AM)
well I'm le tired
Llama Juice says: (4:28:04 AM)
lol
Can't Sleep. Ever says: (4:28:11 AM)
so take a nap
Can't Sleep. Ever says: (4:28:16 AM)
...the fire ze missiles!
Llama Juice says: (4:28:26 AM)
with their hairy women
Llama Juice says: (4:28:40 AM)
silly french
Can't Sleep. Ever says: (4:28:45 AM)
fuckin french
Can't Sleep. Ever says: (4:28:45 AM)
lol
Llama Juice says: (4:29:29 AM)
Ya know... if we were to have the shaving pubes discussion now.... it would be less weird
Llama Juice says: (4:29:30 AM)
lmao
Can't Sleep. Ever says: (4:29:39 AM)
ROFL
Llama Juice says: (4:29:49 AM)
and not just because it's 4:30 AM
Llama Juice says: (4:29:56 AM)
lol
Can't Sleep. Ever says: (4:29:56 AM)
*is dying*
Can't Sleep. Ever says: (4:30:15 AM)
i like you...wanna shave my pubes?
Can't Sleep. Ever says: (4:30:16 AM)
ROFL!
Llama Juice says: (4:30:23 AM)
exactly!
Llama Juice says: (4:30:25 AM)
it's like...
Llama Juice says: (4:30:33 AM)
a huge trust thing
Can't Sleep. Ever says: (4:30:39 AM)
lol
Llama Juice says: (4:30:41 AM)
'cause if you cut it
Llama Juice says: (4:30:42 AM)
then..
Llama Juice says: (4:30:49 AM)
that just ends up badly
Can't Sleep. Ever says: (4:30:58 AM)
lol
Can't Sleep. Ever says: (4:31:26 AM)
paddle faster i hear banjos
Llama Juice says: (4:31:37 AM)
what's that from?
Llama Juice says: (4:31:45 AM)
without a paddle?
Can't Sleep. Ever says: (4:31:56 AM)
i don't think so
Llama Juice says: (4:32:01 AM)
me either
Can't Sleep. Ever says: (4:32:05 AM)
it's a piece of flair i just came across on facebook
Llama Juice says: (4:32:07 AM)
but that's the first thing that came to mind
Llama Juice says: (4:32:10 AM)
yea, you sent me it
Llama Juice says: (4:32:14 AM)
well
Llama Juice says: (4:32:15 AM)
someone did
Can't Sleep. Ever says: (4:32:28 AM)
where are we? "Corner of bumfuck and you got a purdy mouth"
Can't Sleep. Ever says: (4:32:54 AM)
i just got the flair thing today...but i did send out an amazing amount of flair to my friends lol
Llama Juice says: (4:33:09 AM)
ahh
Llama Juice says: (4:33:15 AM)
silly
Can't Sleep. Ever says: (4:33:34 AM)
dude it gave me points to GET more flair...
Can't Sleep. Ever says: (4:33:38 AM)
my board is totally full lol
Llama Juice says: (4:34:06 AM)
lol
Llama Juice says: (4:34:13 AM)
I'm not throwing flair on my own board
Llama Juice says: (4:34:18 AM)
I'm just letting others fill it
Can't Sleep. Ever says: (4:34:30 AM)
well actually i think there's more room cuz there wasn't a bottom...but it wouldn't let me see that part lol
Can't Sleep. Ever says: (4:34:45 AM)
oh dude fuck that, i trust people to get all the good twilight ones lol
Llama Juice says: (4:35:15 AM)
lol
Can't Sleep. Ever says: (4:35:32 AM)
or the REALLY good twilight/hp crossovers
Can't Sleep. Ever says: (4:35:36 AM)
those are classic
Can't Sleep. Ever says: (4:35:47 AM)
like 'even alice cullen didn't know dumbledore was gay'
Llama Juice says: (4:35:59 AM)
lol
Can't Sleep. Ever says: (4:36:17 AM)
or 'jacob black. his last name is black. he's a werewolf. totally the love child of sirius and remus.'
Can't Sleep. Ever says: (4:36:32 AM)
cuz every shoebox shipper knows about sirius and remus lol
Llama Juice says: (4:36:46 AM)
/lost
Can't Sleep. Ever says: (4:37:01 AM)
u may breathe internet
Can't Sleep. Ever says: (4:37:16 AM)
but I breathe books and the corresponding fanfic :D
Llama Juice says: (4:37:35 AM)
I envy you
Llama Juice says: (4:38:02 AM)
I actually physically have troubles readin that much text without being to select it or anything lol
Llama Juice says: (4:38:06 AM)
(books)
Llama Juice says: (4:38:18 AM)
because of my eyes being F'd up
Can't Sleep. Ever says: (4:38:46 AM)
my dad had the same problems
Can't Sleep. Ever says: (4:39:00 AM)
which is why he worked so hard with me when i was a baby cuz i had the same issue
Can't Sleep. Ever says: (4:39:21 AM)
he had to have surgery in both eyes at a very young age and they caught my right eye early on
Llama Juice says: (4:39:37 AM)
yea, they just gave me the pirate treatment
Llama Juice says: (4:39:44 AM)
eye patch and call it good
Can't Sleep. Ever says: (4:39:47 AM)
weak
Can't Sleep. Ever says: (4:39:53 AM)
no i got the 'follow my finger' treatment
Llama Juice says: (4:39:53 AM)
yea, it failed obviously
Llama Juice says: (4:40:01 AM)
(mine)
Can't Sleep. Ever says: (4:40:12 AM)
well...actually mine kinda has a backfire
Llama Juice says: (4:40:20 AM)
?
Can't Sleep. Ever says: (4:40:34 AM)
doesn't happen as much anymore
Can't Sleep. Ever says: (4:40:53 AM)
but if like, say it's two hands, both pointer fingers, and i follow them for a minute or so
Can't Sleep. Ever says: (4:41:13 AM)
if they split, each eye will follow one
Can't Sleep. Ever says: (4:41:19 AM)
they almost got stuck once lol
Llama Juice says: (4:41:28 AM)
lol crazy
Can't Sleep. Ever says: (4:42:02 AM)
but reading was the only thing i really was good at...i wasn't exactally sport girl so i just read...it's an addiction
Llama Juice says: (4:42:28 AM)
yay for healthy addictions
Can't Sleep. Ever says: (4:42:34 AM)
but u can do crazy things with computers
Can't Sleep. Ever says: (4:42:40 AM)
that would make me go 'der'
Llama Juice says: (4:42:55 AM)
yea, see that's the thing though... general public's opinion? Your "skill" is better
Llama Juice says: (4:43:00 AM)
lol
Llama Juice says: (4:43:20 AM)
that is until their PC crashes
Can't Sleep. Ever says: (4:43:28 AM)
riiiight...cept for the fact that ur the one they're gonna be payin the booku bucks to make things for them to watch
Llama Juice says: (4:43:29 AM)
then I magically become their best friend
Can't Sleep. Ever says: (4:43:35 AM)
no one is gonna pay me to sit and read
Can't Sleep. Ever says: (4:43:40 AM)
lol
Llama Juice says: (4:43:51 AM)
booku? lol
Llama Juice says: (4:43:56 AM)
that's a new one
Can't Sleep. Ever says: (4:44:18 AM)
ya know like...'boo' + 'koo'
Can't Sleep. Ever says: (4:44:28 AM)
you totally must have heard that b4
Llama Juice says: (4:44:33 AM)
nevar
Can't Sleep. Ever says: (4:44:42 AM)
crazyness
Llama Juice says: (4:44:48 AM)
heh
Can't Sleep. Ever says: (4:45:18 AM)
besides both of the things that we're good at directly partain to what we plan to do with our lives
Llama Juice says: (4:45:26 AM)
true
Can't Sleep. Ever says: (4:45:28 AM)
so it's not really addiction, it's more like...research :D
Llama Juice says: (4:45:32 AM)
lol
Llama Juice says: (4:45:40 AM)
yea, that's what I told people Wall-E was
Llama Juice says: (4:45:47 AM)
lol
Can't Sleep. Ever says: (4:45:48 AM)
hehe
Can't Sleep. Ever says: (4:45:53 AM)
nah it was just adorable
Llama Juice says: (4:45:58 AM)
just really cute research haha
Can't Sleep. Ever says: (4:46:07 AM)
hehe
Can't Sleep. Ever says: (4:47:11 AM)
so...completely off topic...have u seen cowboy beebop?
Llama Juice says: (4:47:19 AM)
nope
Llama Juice says: (4:47:34 AM)
wasn't that popular like... four years ago?
Can't Sleep. Ever says: (4:47:39 AM)
k cuz curt gave it to me like....forever ago to watch and i still haven't
Can't Sleep. Ever says: (4:47:40 AM)
lol
Can't Sleep. Ever says: (4:48:03 AM)
i'm so not an anime kid...cept that i LOVE princess monenoque...spelled something like that
Llama Juice says: (4:48:12 AM)
Mononoke
Llama Juice says: (4:48:20 AM)
did I make you watch that?
Can't Sleep. Ever says: (4:48:21 AM)
i was thinking it was an o
Can't Sleep. Ever says: (4:48:26 AM)
no John did
Llama Juice says: (4:48:38 AM)
I still think it's funny that it was in the kids section at Family Video
Can't Sleep. Ever says: (4:48:44 AM)
I KNOW!
Can't Sleep. Ever says: (4:48:55 AM)
i told them like, five times that it shouldn't be there
Can't Sleep. Ever says: (4:48:58 AM)
never listened to me
Llama Juice says: (4:49:01 AM)
I told em once
Llama Juice says: (4:49:04 AM)
they moved it
Can't Sleep. Ever says: (4:49:07 AM)
cuz what would i know....it's only pg13
Can't Sleep. Ever says: (4:49:08 AM)
whore
Llama Juice says: (4:49:11 AM)
:)
Llama Juice says: (4:49:18 AM)
well... ya know
Llama Juice says: (4:49:23 AM)
I'm just that amazing
Can't Sleep. Ever says: (4:49:32 AM)
buttface
Llama Juice says: (4:49:38 AM)
:D
Can't Sleep. Ever says: (4:50:04 AM)
but yeah...i should give that dvd back
Llama Juice says: (4:50:11 AM)
lol
Llama Juice says: (4:50:19 AM)
I downloaded it
Llama Juice says: (4:50:21 AM)
and honestly
Llama Juice says: (4:50:26 AM)
the Japanese version was better
Can't Sleep. Ever says: (4:50:40 AM)
but that also means more interaction with curt...which...well i kinda avoid that lol
Llama Juice says: (4:50:40 AM)
the voice actors they had for the english one kinda upset me
Can't Sleep. Ever says: (4:50:51 AM)
oh the japanese is ALWAYS better
Can't Sleep. Ever says: (4:50:55 AM)
just subtitle it
Llama Juice says: (4:50:58 AM)
yea
Llama Juice says: (4:51:10 AM)
same with Final Fantasy VII Advent Children
Llama Juice says: (4:51:16 AM)
the Japanese version is 10X better
Can't Sleep. Ever says: (4:51:22 AM)
*dies with love for that movie*
Can't Sleep. Ever says: (4:51:33 AM)
lol
Llama Juice says: (4:51:35 AM)
lol
Can't Sleep. Ever says: (4:51:39 AM)
but yeah...fuckin LOVE it
Llama Juice says: (4:52:19 AM)
anyhow
Llama Juice says: (4:52:25 AM)
now that I'm not really tired anymore
Llama Juice says: (4:52:30 AM)
I think I'm going to go to bed
Can't Sleep. Ever says: (4:52:34 AM)
lol
Can't Sleep. Ever says: (4:52:41 AM)
that makes so much sense...totally
Llama Juice says: (4:52:50 AM)
hush you
Llama Juice says: (4:52:54 AM)
lol
Llama Juice says: (4:52:56 AM)
it works
Can't Sleep. Ever says: (4:52:59 AM)
oh yeah
Can't Sleep. Ever says: (4:53:06 AM)
just in the totally NOT way lol
Llama Juice says: (4:53:15 AM)
well it's either that or I'll be up until FOREVER talking to you
Can't Sleep. Ever says: (4:53:19 AM)
but i bet ur starting to see sun down there, huh?
Llama Juice says: (4:53:22 AM)
not that I don't want to
Llama Juice says: (4:53:32 AM)
but... I have class tomorrow haha
Can't Sleep. Ever says: (4:53:46 AM)
that's fine...i'll just lay here and sleep as late as i want :D
Llama Juice says: (4:53:56 AM)
well yea, I have class at 1 PM
Llama Juice says: (4:54:03 AM)
so I'll be fine
Llama Juice says: (4:54:06 AM)
but... yea
Llama Juice says: (4:54:12 AM)
I wanna play some DDR before class
Can't Sleep. Ever says: (4:54:22 AM)
yeah i have play practice...at 5:30 call :D
Can't Sleep. Ever says: (4:54:53 AM)
yeah i gotta talk to chris about that...i need to get better so i can WOOP u when u come back again....ya know....next spring break...
Llama Juice says: (4:55:05 AM)
*sigh* I know
Llama Juice says: (4:55:09 AM)
so long from now
Llama Juice says: (4:55:19 AM)
which means you have no excuse
Llama Juice says: (4:55:26 AM)
for not getting 2342983408X better
Can't Sleep. Ever says: (4:55:26 AM)
not to kick ur butt?
Can't Sleep. Ever says: (4:55:30 AM)
lol
Llama Juice says: (4:55:31 AM)
lol
Llama Juice says: (4:55:52 AM)
or if you're good with tools and stuff.... you could try to fix one of my metal pads
Can't Sleep. Ever says: (4:55:52 AM)
oh i have an accomplishment!!
Llama Juice says: (4:55:54 AM)
and have it
Llama Juice says: (4:55:57 AM)
lol
Can't Sleep. Ever says: (4:56:00 AM)
dude i rock with tools
Can't Sleep. Ever says: (4:56:16 AM)
but i'd still give it back to you...after i used it until i broke it again lol
Llama Juice says: (4:56:36 AM)
accomplishment eh?
Can't Sleep. Ever says: (4:56:43 AM)
oh yeah!
Llama Juice says: (4:56:55 AM)
www.llamajuice.com/img/funny/koolaid.jpg (http://www.llamajuice.com/img/funny/koolaid.jpg)
Can't Sleep. Ever says: (4:57:00 AM)
i'm down another notch in my belt (the real one, not the sex metaphore)
Can't Sleep. Ever says: (4:57:04 AM)
i'm totall stoked!
Llama Juice says: (4:57:11 AM)
nice!
Can't Sleep. Ever says: (4:57:16 AM)
u showed me that
Can't Sleep. Ever says: (4:57:18 AM)
yeah i was happy
Llama Juice says: (4:57:30 AM)
yes, I showed you it, but you said "Oh yeah!"
Llama Juice says: (4:57:35 AM)
so... it's like manditory
Can't Sleep. Ever says: (4:57:43 AM)
lol
Can't Sleep. Ever says: (4:57:57 AM)
would ya'll stop saying no! or he's just gonna keep bursting in here!
Llama Juice says: (4:58:02 AM)
hahahaha
Can't Sleep. Ever says: (4:58:02 AM)
saying oh no*
Llama Juice says: (4:58:10 AM)
<3 family guy
Can't Sleep. Ever says: (4:58:20 AM)
TOTALLY!
Can't Sleep. Ever says: (4:58:49 AM)
i feel like such a geek...i don't even own the show and i can quote it lol
Can't Sleep. Ever says: (4:58:56 AM)
ooh angel's on in an hour lol
Llama Juice says: (4:58:58 AM)
hahaha
Can't Sleep. Ever says: (4:58:59 AM)
/random
Llama Juice says: (4:59:14 AM)
and you were planning on going to bed early
Llama Juice says: (4:59:18 AM)
silly girl
Can't Sleep. Ever says: (4:59:21 AM)
it's all ur fault
Llama Juice says: (4:59:24 AM)
mmhm
Llama Juice says: (4:59:35 AM)
I'm not even going to fight that
Llama Juice says: (4:59:38 AM)
it was my fault lol
Can't Sleep. Ever says: (4:59:47 AM)
XXDD
Can't Sleep. Ever says: (5:00:12 AM)
i'm such a geek...
Can't Sleep. Ever says: (5:00:18 AM)
surfing facebook for flair lol
Llama Juice says: (5:00:21 AM)
lol
Llama Juice says: (5:00:41 AM)
There's probably a flair for that
Can't Sleep. Ever says: (5:00:45 AM)
hehe amish you
Llama Juice says: (5:00:58 AM)
lol
Llama Juice says: (5:01:01 AM)
a-mish you too
Can't Sleep. Ever says: (5:01:15 AM)
hehe that shouldn't be funny
Llama Juice says: (5:01:25 AM)
welcome to 5 AM
Can't Sleep. Ever says: (5:01:35 AM)
it's only 4
Llama Juice says: (5:01:42 AM)
psh
Can't Sleep. Ever says: (5:01:45 AM)
...omg it's totally the used time
Llama Juice says: (5:01:53 AM)
?
Can't Sleep. Ever says: (5:02:04 AM)
wow...totally just got disorentated
Llama Juice says: (5:02:08 AM)
lol
Can't Sleep. Ever says: (5:02:13 AM)
i was lying down on my bed and i sat up
Can't Sleep. Ever says: (5:02:27 AM)
...and now i totally don't know which direction is the wall and which is my door lol
Llama Juice says: (5:02:28 AM)
and you haven't eaten anything in a good few hours
Can't Sleep. Ever says: (5:02:39 AM)
i had subway around 9/10
Llama Juice says: (5:02:50 AM)
I really need to find a subway around here
Llama Juice says: (5:02:54 AM)
I have a gift card for em
Can't Sleep. Ever says: (5:03:00 AM)
YUM
Llama Juice says: (5:03:01 AM)
with like $50 on it
Llama Juice says: (5:03:15 AM)
thing is
Llama Juice says: (5:03:20 AM)
I go to FireHouse Subs
Can't Sleep. Ever says: (5:03:21 AM)
nice
Can't Sleep. Ever says: (5:03:24 AM)
lol
Llama Juice says: (5:03:31 AM)
I'm a regular there
Llama Juice says: (5:03:39 AM)
so like when I walk in they all know my name and stuff
Llama Juice says: (5:03:48 AM)
and it's just kinda really neat to have that down here
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Can't Sleep. Ever says: (5:04:18 AM)
lol
Can't Sleep. Ever says: (5:04:24 AM)
is it like cheers?
Llama Juice says: (5:04:30 AM)
lol
Llama Juice says: (5:04:36 AM)
without the beer, yea
Can't Sleep. Ever says: (5:04:37 AM)
oh damn that's gonna take forever
Llama Juice says: (5:04:41 AM)
yep lol
Can't Sleep. Ever says: (5:04:50 AM)
lol my bad
Llama Juice says: (5:04:53 AM)
MSN really fails at transferring stuff
Can't Sleep. Ever says: (5:05:17 AM)
when i was really bad with my insomnia/depression mat and i used to sit downstairs and listen to music/talk/smoke cigs
Can't Sleep. Ever says: (5:05:30 AM)
and, always, 4 am would roll around and we'd play this
Can't Sleep. Ever says: (5:05:37 AM)
go the used
Llama Juice says: (5:05:45 AM)
lol
Can't Sleep. Ever says: (5:06:03 AM)
they're new stuff is SO different
Can't Sleep. Ever says: (5:06:15 AM)
their*
Can't Sleep. Ever says: (5:06:42 AM)
one of their new songs is called 'smother me' and it's super sweet and slow...not their usual forte
Llama Juice says: (5:06:53 AM)
The Used?
Can't Sleep. Ever says: (5:07:02 AM)
yeah
Can't Sleep. Ever says: (5:07:47 AM)
it's crazy stuffs
Llama Juice says: (5:08:57 AM)
lies for the liars?
Can't Sleep. Ever says: (5:09:06 AM)
yeah
Can't Sleep. Ever says: (5:09:19 AM)
r u finding it?
Llama Juice says: (5:09:29 AM)
I'll have the CD in 4 mins
Llama Juice says: (5:09:34 AM)
err
Llama Juice says: (5:09:34 AM)
2
Can't Sleep. Ever says: (5:09:38 AM)
lol
Can't Sleep. Ever says: (5:09:52 AM)
so much faster than msn
Llama Juice says: (5:09:55 AM)
lol
Can't Sleep. Ever says: (5:09:58 AM)
i should have known that u were a torrent kid
Llama Juice says: (5:10:04 AM)
bwhahahaha
Llama Juice says: (5:10:12 AM)
of course I am
Llama Juice says: (5:10:17 AM)
how else would I get all those movies/
Can't Sleep. Ever says: (5:10:17 AM)
me too...i'm the official pirate of the basket
Llama Juice says: (5:10:22 AM)
yar?
Llama Juice says: (5:10:23 AM)
haha
Can't Sleep. Ever says: (5:10:24 AM)
lol
Can't Sleep. Ever says: (5:10:31 AM)
ehe
Can't Sleep. Ever says: (5:10:44 AM)
i'm getting the new kid rock for chris...and eagles greatest hits lol
Llama Juice says: (5:10:58 AM)
I have the eagles greatest hits CD
Llama Juice says: (5:11:00 AM)
lol
Can't Sleep. Ever says: (5:11:10 AM)
loser
Llama Juice says: (5:11:15 AM)
it was kinda dissapointing to me
Llama Juice says: (5:11:18 AM)
but that's just me
Can't Sleep. Ever says: (5:11:29 AM)
hehe gotta go with kansas
Can't Sleep. Ever says: (5:11:36 AM)
that greatest hits was quality
Llama Juice says: (5:12:24 AM)
not as many seeders on that one
Llama Juice says: (5:12:25 AM)
lol
Llama Juice says: (5:12:33 AM)
it might actually take me the full 4 minutes
Can't Sleep. Ever says: (5:12:35 AM)
lol
Llama Juice says: (5:12:38 AM)
nope... nevermind
Llama Juice says: (5:12:39 AM)
lmao
Llama Juice says: (5:12:47 AM)
silly
Can't Sleep. Ever says: (5:13:08 AM)
oh no, not the full time!
Llama Juice says: (5:13:25 AM)
:P
Can't Sleep. Ever says: (5:14:13 AM)
whoa...why r my speakers fading out
Can't Sleep. Ever says: (5:14:19 AM)
and then coming back in full blast.
Llama Juice says: (5:14:21 AM)
I'm glad they fixed that bug in MSN that would limit how much you could talk before it'd cut you off
Can't Sleep. Ever says: (5:14:26 AM)
then back ot
Llama Juice says: (5:14:28 AM)
lol
Can't Sleep. Ever says: (5:14:32 AM)
yeah me too
Llama Juice says: (5:14:41 AM)
we'd have problems with that
Llama Juice says: (5:14:42 AM)
lol
Can't Sleep. Ever says: (5:14:58 AM)
fuck....if that's not the song then i gota take my comp in and own up on that waranty
Can't Sleep. Ever says: (5:14:58 AM)
lol
Can't Sleep. Ever says: (5:15:11 AM)
we would!
Can't Sleep. Ever says: (5:15:18 AM)
we talk a lot man
Llama Juice says: (5:15:23 AM)
indeed
Llama Juice says: (5:15:25 AM)
:)
Can't Sleep. Ever says: (5:15:37 AM)
but do you see what i mean with that song...like how NOT the used it is?
Llama Juice says: (5:15:52 AM)
I don't really know The Used's style
Can't Sleep. Ever says: (5:16:10 AM)
it's very punky/rock
Can't Sleep. Ever says: (5:16:23 AM)
oh good it was the cdd
Llama Juice says: (5:16:26 AM)
what's a different song that is like... "their song"
Llama Juice says: (5:16:33 AM)
ya know
Can't Sleep. Ever says: (5:16:36 AM)
cuz my beethoven play fine
Can't Sleep. Ever says: (5:16:36 AM)
yeah
Llama Juice says: (5:16:37 AM)
something that defines them
Can't Sleep. Ever says: (5:16:50 AM)
well there's the one that i sent u on here
Can't Sleep. Ever says: (5:16:50 AM)
lol
Llama Juice says: (5:17:05 AM)
ohh it's over halfway done!
Can't Sleep. Ever says: (5:17:15 AM)
:D
Llama Juice says: (5:17:28 AM)
haha
Can't Sleep. Ever says: (5:18:01 AM)
i <3 classical music lol
Llama Juice says: (5:18:02 AM)
Kansas is done
Llama Juice says: (5:18:07 AM)
<3 DDR music
Llama Juice says: (5:18:10 AM)
lol
Llama Juice says: (5:18:19 AM)
it's all just so bouncy and happy
Can't Sleep. Ever says: (5:18:20 AM)
u got kansas too!
Can't Sleep. Ever says: (5:18:20 AM)
lol
Can't Sleep. Ever says: (5:18:21 AM)
nice
Llama Juice says: (5:18:35 AM)
that it always makes me smile
Llama Juice says: (5:18:49 AM)
that and it makes me think of when I played that song in an arcade
Llama Juice says: (5:18:55 AM)
and makes me think of who I played it with
Llama Juice says: (5:19:03 AM)
so it's fun
Can't Sleep. Ever says: (5:19:39 AM)
hehe when i think of ddr i always think of you freaking out over bumblebee ...i think it was our senior year? lo
Llama Juice says: (5:19:53 AM)
lol
Llama Juice says: (5:20:05 AM)
I don't remember freaking out over it... what'd I do?
Can't Sleep. Ever says: (5:20:31 AM)
you were just all 'this one. omg ur gonna love this one. this one rocks'
Can't Sleep. Ever says: (5:20:32 AM)
hehe
Can't Sleep. Ever says: (5:20:38 AM)
there were a few other crazy ones as well
Llama Juice says: (5:20:54 AM)
I didn't freak out any more than I did with "I'll Make Love to You." did I? lol
Can't Sleep. Ever says: (5:21:11 AM)
lol
Can't Sleep. Ever says: (5:21:24 AM)
i dunno...u were pretty excited
Llama Juice says: (5:21:27 AM)
hahaha
Can't Sleep. Ever says: (5:21:30 AM)
lol
Llama Juice says: (5:21:37 AM)
I don't even really like that song that much....
Llama Juice says: (5:21:39 AM)
lol
Can't Sleep. Ever says: (5:21:49 AM)
lol
Can't Sleep. Ever says: (5:21:56 AM)
i think u were just trying to cheer me up back then lol
Can't Sleep. Ever says: (5:22:02 AM)
it's kinda a crazy beat and all that
Llama Juice says: (5:22:03 AM)
possibly
Llama Juice says: (5:22:11 AM)
and hey, you remembered it
Can't Sleep. Ever says: (5:22:16 AM)
...weren't u gonna go back to bed? lol
Llama Juice says: (5:22:21 AM)
yea,
Can't Sleep. Ever says: (5:22:22 AM)
that's true i did
Llama Juice says: (5:22:23 AM)
that failed
Can't Sleep. Ever says: (5:22:29 AM)
lol
Can't Sleep. Ever says: (5:22:35 AM)
but i totally can't talk ddr
Llama Juice says: (5:22:46 AM)
well
Llama Juice says: (5:22:57 AM)
stepmania for the win
Can't Sleep. Ever says: (5:23:02 AM)
cuz no one else plays and ALL the stories go like this "So Anthony and I were at the Kalahari...."
Can't Sleep. Ever says: (5:23:08 AM)
lol
Llama Juice says: (5:23:12 AM)
hahaha
Can't Sleep. Ever says: (5:23:21 AM)
that's seriously all i got
Llama Juice says: (5:23:23 AM)
you know what I did when nobody else played?
Llama Juice says: (5:23:31 AM)
I brought you along
Can't Sleep. Ever says: (5:23:35 AM)
what?
Can't Sleep. Ever says: (5:23:41 AM)
lol
Llama Juice says: (5:23:43 AM)
lol
Can't Sleep. Ever says: (5:24:27 AM)
i got made fun of so bad at softball tuesday
Llama Juice says: (5:24:32 AM)
haha why's that?
Can't Sleep. Ever says: (5:24:40 AM)
...and then again on saturday cuz that party had a couple softball people there
Can't Sleep. Ever says: (5:25:06 AM)
cuz i, because i'd been hanging with you, said that we were 'stomping some paddles' and i just got ripped on for being a geek
Llama Juice says: (5:25:14 AM)
paddles?
Llama Juice says: (5:25:14 AM)
wat
Llama Juice says: (5:25:16 AM)
come on
Llama Juice says: (5:25:17 AM)
arrows
Llama Juice says: (5:25:18 AM)
lol
Can't Sleep. Ever says: (5:25:19 AM)
and for wasting time and money on ddr and just blah blah blah
Can't Sleep. Ever says: (5:25:25 AM)
that's what i meant
Can't Sleep. Ever says: (5:25:25 AM)
it's late
Llama Juice says: (5:25:28 AM)
.... stab them all
Can't Sleep. Ever says: (5:25:32 AM)
and i'm also pirating things
Llama Juice says: (5:25:38 AM)
yar
Can't Sleep. Ever says: (5:25:52 AM)
the only person who didn't make fun of me was kelly...but that was for different reasons
Llama Juice says: (5:26:13 AM)
lol
Llama Juice says: (5:26:18 AM)
I'm sorry
Can't Sleep. Ever says: (5:26:31 AM)
it's fine....she's cool shit tho
Can't Sleep. Ever says: (5:26:37 AM)
i workout with her
Llama Juice says: (5:26:44 AM)
I'll try to find less "lame" hobbies....
Can't Sleep. Ever says: (5:26:50 AM)
no way
Can't Sleep. Ever says: (5:26:50 AM)
i had fun
Llama Juice says: (5:26:55 AM)
hahaha
Can't Sleep. Ever says: (5:27:10 AM)
ben and art just pick on me cuz i've finally been accepted lol
Llama Juice says: (5:27:20 AM)
hurray!
Llama Juice says: (5:27:22 AM)
haha
Can't Sleep. Ever says: (5:27:23 AM)
OH SHIT!
Llama Juice says: (5:27:28 AM)
?.....
Can't Sleep. Ever says: (5:27:36 AM)
no i totally just found my barrings...
Can't Sleep. Ever says: (5:27:43 AM)
...by falling halfway off my bed
Llama Juice says: (5:27:50 AM)
hahaha
Llama Juice says: (5:27:58 AM)
I'm going to assume you mean earrings
Llama Juice says: (5:28:05 AM)
?
Can't Sleep. Ever says: (5:28:09 AM)
no
Can't Sleep. Ever says: (5:28:16 AM)
barrings
Llama Juice says: (5:28:16 AM)
wtf is a barring?
Can't Sleep. Ever says: (5:28:22 AM)
like i didn't know what direction i was
Can't Sleep. Ever says: (5:28:22 AM)
remember?
Llama Juice says: (5:28:32 AM)
yar
Can't Sleep. Ever says: (5:28:35 AM)
bairing? i dunno how to spell at this hour
Llama Juice says: (5:28:48 AM)
*shrug*
Can't Sleep. Ever says: (5:28:49 AM)
but i didn't know which direction was which
Llama Juice says: (5:28:52 AM)
I'm over it
Llama Juice says: (5:28:53 AM)
lol
Can't Sleep. Ever says: (5:29:01 AM)
well i just found where the floor is
Llama Juice says: (5:29:04 AM)
lol
Llama Juice says: (5:29:07 AM)
that's good
Can't Sleep. Ever says: (5:29:20 AM)
not so much...
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Llama Juice says: (5:29:31 AM)
YAY
Can't Sleep. Ever says: (5:29:37 AM)
lol
Llama Juice says: (5:29:39 AM)
lol
Can't Sleep. Ever says: (5:29:52 AM)
see now u'll know
Llama Juice says: (5:30:00 AM)
oh snap
Can't Sleep. Ever says: (5:30:09 AM)
yeah
Can't Sleep. Ever says: (5:30:13 AM)
it's fuckin awesome
Llama Juice says: (5:30:14 AM)
they sound... not emo
Llama Juice says: (5:30:21 AM)
lol
Can't Sleep. Ever says: (5:30:28 AM)
I KNOW
Can't Sleep. Ever says: (5:31:01 AM)
it's a really good album
Can't Sleep. Ever says: (5:31:59 AM)
god...it's like 5:30 down there
Llama Juice says: (5:32:09 AM)
indeed
Can't Sleep. Ever says: (5:32:22 AM)
don't u have sun by now?
Llama Juice says: (5:32:33 AM)
surprisingly for the sunshine state....
Llama Juice says: (5:32:40 AM)
we don't have many sunlight hours
Llama Juice says: (5:32:41 AM)
lol
Can't Sleep. Ever says: (5:32:43 AM)
lol
Llama Juice says: (5:33:01 AM)
plus
Llama Juice says: (5:33:06 AM)
all the lights from the city
Llama Juice says: (5:33:10 AM)
kinda kills the sunrise
Can't Sleep. Ever says: (5:33:16 AM)
i suppose
Can't Sleep. Ever says: (5:33:21 AM)
that's why i love the country
Can't Sleep. Ever says: (5:33:25 AM)
like REAL country
Llama Juice says: (5:33:28 AM)
lol
Can't Sleep. Ever says: (5:33:30 AM)
no lights
Llama Juice says: (5:33:31 AM)
like australia
Llama Juice says: (5:33:36 AM)
crazy kids
Llama Juice says: (5:33:38 AM)
lol
Can't Sleep. Ever says: (5:33:47 AM)
lol
Can't Sleep. Ever says: (5:34:17 AM)
but seriously, there's nothing like stars, sunsets, and sunrises in the country
Llama Juice says: (5:34:25 AM)
yea
Llama Juice says: (5:34:35 AM)
unless
Llama Juice says: (5:34:38 AM)
if you're on a cruise
Llama Juice says: (5:34:44 AM)
then it's all the better
Llama Juice says: (5:34:52 AM)
:)
Can't Sleep. Ever says: (5:34:57 AM)
....never been on a cruise
Llama Juice says: (5:35:05 AM)
you gotta work on that
Can't Sleep. Ever says: (5:35:25 AM)
riiiight with all that disposable cash i've got on hand
Can't Sleep. Ever says: (5:35:26 AM)
lol
Llama Juice says: (5:35:28 AM)
lol
Can't Sleep. Ever says: (5:35:58 AM)
cuz that's why i work my ass off
Can't Sleep. Ever says: (5:36:02 AM)
cuz i'm loaded lol
Llama Juice says: (5:36:40 AM)
lol
Can't Sleep. Ever says: (5:36:57 AM)
so do u have the cute frog or a different program?
Llama Juice says: (5:37:09 AM)
lol
Llama Juice says: (5:37:20 AM)
I use Azureus on my Macbook
Llama Juice says: (5:37:28 AM)
but on everything else I use uTorrent
Can't Sleep. Ever says: (5:37:30 AM)
hehe
Can't Sleep. Ever says: (5:37:36 AM)
i like my little blue frog
Llama Juice says: (5:37:43 AM)
You know what Azureus is right?
Can't Sleep. Ever says: (5:38:04 AM)
honestly...no...my cousin put it on here for me so i could get music
Llama Juice says: (5:38:11 AM)
it's like the latin name or whatever of the blue poison dart frog
Can't Sleep. Ever says: (5:38:23 AM)
kool
Llama Juice says: (5:38:29 AM)
yea... /nerd
Llama Juice says: (5:38:39 AM)
I actually learned that at the zoo
Llama Juice says: (5:38:40 AM)
so... yea
Llama Juice says: (5:38:41 AM)
lol
Can't Sleep. Ever says: (5:38:45 AM)
no just awesome
Can't Sleep. Ever says: (5:38:53 AM)
i always loved the reptilehouse the most
Can't Sleep. Ever says: (5:39:01 AM)
...especially the snakes :D
Llama Juice says: (5:39:02 AM)
you mean the Herpitorium?
Llama Juice says: (5:39:04 AM)
lol
Can't Sleep. Ever says: (5:39:09 AM)
well that and the bat house
Can't Sleep. Ever says: (5:39:13 AM)
then the polar bears lol
Llama Juice says: (5:39:21 AM)
no polar bears at this one
Llama Juice says: (5:39:26 AM)
but there were kangaroos
Can't Sleep. Ever says: (5:39:31 AM)
lol
Llama Juice says: (5:39:39 AM)
there was even a little joey in there
Llama Juice says: (5:39:41 AM)
it was so small
Can't Sleep. Ever says: (5:39:42 AM)
i've only ever been to the one in madison
Can't Sleep. Ever says: (5:39:49 AM)
aww!
Llama Juice says: (5:40:03 AM)
I've gone to a few of em... including the Orlando one twice
Llama Juice says: (5:40:04 AM)
lol
Can't Sleep. Ever says: (5:40:16 AM)
lol
Can't Sleep. Ever says: (5:40:31 AM)
i like the polar bears
Can't Sleep. Ever says: (5:40:43 AM)
when i was younger i had a poster of a little polar bear cub
Can't Sleep. Ever says: (5:41:28 AM)
i fuckin loved that thing...it was my favorite animal and everything...kinda killed it for me tho when discovery channel showed the vid of the polar bear EATING the baby seal lol
Llama Juice says: (5:41:37 AM)
lol what?1
Llama Juice says: (5:41:39 AM)
!
Can't Sleep. Ever says: (5:41:43 AM)
yea
Can't Sleep. Ever says: (5:41:53 AM)
it was harsh
Llama Juice says: (5:42:40 AM)
Ya know... cruises aren't THAT expensive
Can't Sleep. Ever says: (5:42:53 AM)
lol
Can't Sleep. Ever says: (5:42:58 AM)
random much?
Llama Juice says: (5:43:07 AM)
lol
Llama Juice says: (5:43:16 AM)
we were talkin about stars and I said cruise
Llama Juice says: (5:43:20 AM)
and I started lookin at prices
Can't Sleep. Ever says: (5:43:21 AM)
i know
Llama Juice says: (5:43:24 AM)
lol
Can't Sleep. Ever says: (5:43:28 AM)
but that was like 2 minutes ago lol
Llama Juice says: (5:43:36 AM)
yea, well their website sucks
Can't Sleep. Ever says: (5:43:57 AM)
lol
Llama Juice says: (5:44:06 AM)
well like
Llama Juice says: (5:44:14 AM)
4 night Bahama cruise
Llama Juice says: (5:44:25 AM)
$400 per person
Can't Sleep. Ever says: (5:44:35 AM)
...holy shit
Llama Juice says: (5:44:39 AM)
or $249
Can't Sleep. Ever says: (5:44:48 AM)
lol
Llama Juice says: (5:44:53 AM)
http://www.royalcaribbean.com/findacruise/search/linkSearchResult.do;jsessionid=0000FV8qkzltG8KZR36 3TfBgHzI:12hbiodf7?sortBy=6&cruiseTourOnly=true&jacOnly=false&date=ANY&dest=BAHAM&duration=ANY&port=ANY&portOfCall=&location=&price=ANY&promoType=&ship=ANY&startDate=&endDate=&hasSenior=&hasMilitary=&state=FL&pager.offset=10
Llama Juice says: (5:44:54 AM)
lol
Can't Sleep. Ever says: (5:45:29 AM)
lol deluxe and suite
Llama Juice says: (5:45:35 AM)
lol yea
Llama Juice says: (5:45:40 AM)
I went in one of those rooms
Llama Juice says: (5:45:43 AM)
Stephanie had one
Llama Juice says: (5:45:52 AM)
it was silly
Can't Sleep. Ever says: (5:46:10 AM)
somebody is fuckin high mantainance lol
Llama Juice says: (5:46:15 AM)
they had like four beds... a hot tub.... a grand piano....
Can't Sleep. Ever says: (5:46:15 AM)
lol
Llama Juice says: (5:46:16 AM)
lmao
Llama Juice says: (5:46:30 AM)
her parents are both doctors
Can't Sleep. Ever says: (5:46:33 AM)
i don't know if i can afford you lol
Can't Sleep. Ever says: (5:46:39 AM)
lol i was picking on you
Llama Juice says: (5:46:44 AM)
psh
Can't Sleep. Ever says: (5:46:52 AM)
cuz u were all deluxe and suite lol
Llama Juice says: (5:46:58 AM)
well
Llama Juice says: (5:47:10 AM)
naturally they'd give me the deluxe at the interior cost
Llama Juice says: (5:47:27 AM)
people who spend an insane amount of money on their ROOM are retarded
Can't Sleep. Ever says: (5:47:29 AM)
lol
Llama Juice says: (5:47:41 AM)
how much time do you think you'll honestly spend in that room?
Llama Juice says: (5:47:45 AM)
sleep and shower
Can't Sleep. Ever says: (5:47:48 AM)
exactally
Can't Sleep. Ever says: (5:48:19 AM)
i'm such a cheapskate lol
Llama Juice says: (5:48:35 AM)
there's a difference between being a cheepskate and not being retarded lol
Can't Sleep. Ever says: (5:48:46 AM)
no i'm just cheap lol
Llama Juice says: (5:48:54 AM)
me too really
Llama Juice says: (5:48:55 AM)
lol
Can't Sleep. Ever says: (5:49:00 AM)
that hat in my pic?
Can't Sleep. Ever says: (5:49:03 AM)
2 bucks
Llama Juice says: (5:49:10 AM)
totally works though
Can't Sleep. Ever says: (5:49:29 AM)
lol got another one too...cept it black and white plaid w/o the ribbon
Llama Juice says: (5:49:37 AM)
haha
Can't Sleep. Ever says: (5:49:45 AM)
same price3
Llama Juice says: (5:49:52 AM)
:)
Can't Sleep. Ever says: (5:50:20 AM)
i'm cheap
Can't Sleep. Ever says: (5:51:12 AM)
but's cool
Can't Sleep. Ever says: (5:51:20 AM)
pretty soon i'll be making teh money
Llama Juice says: (5:51:22 AM)
haha
Llama Juice says: (5:51:34 AM)
I can't wait to get a job worth having
Can't Sleep. Ever says: (5:51:47 AM)
well this one is only for breaks...
Llama Juice says: (5:51:51 AM)
yea
Can't Sleep. Ever says: (5:51:52 AM)
but it's something
Llama Juice says: (5:51:58 AM)
indeed
Llama Juice says: (5:52:20 AM)
congrats and stuff by the way
Can't Sleep. Ever says: (5:52:36 AM)
thanks
Can't Sleep. Ever says: (5:52:43 AM)
it's gonna be nice to have money for a car
Can't Sleep. Ever says: (5:52:53 AM)
and the tuition that my loans don't cover
Can't Sleep. Ever says: (5:53:03 AM)
...and maybe another tatoo lol
Llama Juice says: (5:53:08 AM)
*sigh*
Llama Juice says: (5:53:17 AM)
where?
Can't Sleep. Ever says: (5:53:31 AM)
around my ankle. it's the ring inscription from LOTR
Can't Sleep. Ever says: (5:53:43 AM)
i have a second edition that i want it copied from
Llama Juice says: (5:54:27 AM)
nerd
Llama Juice says: (5:54:33 AM)
<3
Can't Sleep. Ever says: (5:54:35 AM)
yea
Can't Sleep. Ever says: (5:54:38 AM)
lol
Llama Juice says: (5:54:41 AM)
haha
Can't Sleep. Ever says: (5:54:53 AM)
but the problem is...i'd have to take the book out of my house...
Can't Sleep. Ever says: (5:54:59 AM)
i'm VERY protective of that book
Llama Juice says: (5:55:01 AM)
oh nos
Llama Juice says: (5:55:04 AM)
hahaha
Can't Sleep. Ever says: (5:55:18 AM)
it's a second edition in almost PERFECT condition -.-
Llama Juice says: (5:55:31 AM)
ya know... you could just photocopy it
Can't Sleep. Ever says: (5:55:52 AM)
yeah....totally don't own one of those
Llama Juice says: (5:55:59 AM)
yea, but basket does
Can't Sleep. Ever says: (5:55:59 AM)
and the inscription is in two lines
Llama Juice says: (5:56:12 AM)
which would still mean taking it out of the house
Can't Sleep. Ever says: (5:56:15 AM)
so i would need it copied in one line to go directly around my ankle
Can't Sleep. Ever says: (5:56:27 AM)
like it does with the real ring lol
Llama Juice says: (5:56:34 AM)
wouldn't that make it tiny?
Llama Juice says: (5:56:36 AM)
like
Llama Juice says: (5:56:40 AM)
SUPER tiny?
Can't Sleep. Ever says: (5:56:55 AM)
lol they can make the lines wider
Can't Sleep. Ever says: (5:57:06 AM)
and my ankles aren't THAT small
Llama Juice says: (5:57:10 AM)
lol
Can't Sleep. Ever says: (5:57:10 AM)
the pages just are in the book
Can't Sleep. Ever says: (5:57:44 AM)
i'd show u...but i didn't think about it while u were up here
Llama Juice says: (5:58:05 AM)
psh
Llama Juice says: (5:58:07 AM)
loserface
Can't Sleep. Ever says: (5:58:50 AM)
we were watching an awesome movie...didn't think about the AMAZING book
Can't Sleep. Ever says: (5:59:02 AM)
it's the best in my collection as so far
Llama Juice says: (5:59:29 AM)
haha
Llama Juice says: (5:59:41 AM)
nice
Can't Sleep. Ever says: (5:59:54 AM)
i got it for like...60 something at half price books
Llama Juice says: (6:00:13 AM)
I'm going to try to memorize AM-3P and Abyss
Llama Juice says: (6:00:18 AM)
and maybe .59
Llama Juice says: (6:00:25 AM)
lol
Can't Sleep. Ever says: (6:00:27 AM)
...
Llama Juice says: (6:00:32 AM)
/DDR
Can't Sleep. Ever says: (6:00:35 AM)
wanna translate that to english
Can't Sleep. Ever says: (6:00:36 AM)
ahh
Can't Sleep. Ever says: (6:00:41 AM)
thanks :D
Llama Juice says: (6:00:42 AM)
yar
Llama Juice says: (6:00:50 AM)
think it'd make a funny video on youtube
Can't Sleep. Ever says: (6:01:02 AM)
lol
Can't Sleep. Ever says: (6:03:12 AM)
okay but for serious
Can't Sleep. Ever says: (6:03:32 AM)
u should get some sleep if u want to ddr before class tomorrow....day
Can't Sleep. Ever says: (6:03:34 AM)
lol
Llama Juice says: (6:03:48 AM)
haha
Llama Juice says: (6:03:49 AM)
yea
Llama Juice says: (6:03:56 AM)
I was just thinkin about that
Can't Sleep. Ever says: (6:04:06 AM)
lol
Can't Sleep. Ever says: (6:04:11 AM)
and i require rest as well
Llama Juice says: (6:04:26 AM)
well then
Llama Juice says: (6:04:48 AM)
good night? lol
Can't Sleep. Ever says: (6:04:54 AM)
lol morning?
Llama Juice says: (6:05:03 AM)
that works better I suppose
Can't Sleep. Ever says: (6:05:06 AM)
k
Can't Sleep. Ever says: (6:05:14 AM)
good morning babe, sleep tight
Can't Sleep. Ever says: (6:05:16 AM)
lol
Llama Juice says: (6:05:20 AM)
<3 ya Jessie, sleep well :)
Can't Sleep. Ever says: (6:05:27 AM)
you too

Rob Oplawar

July 8th, 2008, 01:21 PM

WAAAAAAAY too long; didn't even try to read.
Llama, stop being a :pervert: She's 12. 12. Seriously, the fact that you can and should do time for that aside, that's just fucking wrong, ok?

Roostervier

July 8th, 2008, 01:48 PM

Llama Juice

July 8th, 2008, 02:56 PM

WAAAAAAAY too long; didn't even try to read.
Llama, stop being a :pervert: She's 12. 12. Seriously, the fact that you can and should do time for that aside, that's just fucking wrong, ok?

http://photos-h.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sf2p/v250/72/59/725122466/n725122466_707023_9647.jpg

That's the girl I was talking to at 1-6 AM (screen name thing being Cant Sleep. Ever.")

She's 19... no pedoism here.

Rob Oplawar

July 8th, 2008, 03:03 PM

I know. I was referring to the other girl you were talking to. The girl who thinks you're Niki. Gosh.

Llama Juice

July 8th, 2008, 03:08 PM

Hahaha that's her own damn fault.

She's made several new email addresses and added me again and again... this started like a year and a half ago... now it's just her fault for being an idiot... after I've told her to F off and leave me alone time and time again...

ExAm

July 8th, 2008, 03:18 PM

I'm serious, I think you can get arrested for that shit :/

Pooky

July 8th, 2008, 03:27 PM

I'm serious, I think you can get arrested for that shit :/

Yeah, she could be Chris Hansen with Dateline NBC.

TeeKup

July 8th, 2008, 03:28 PM

It could be me.

Llama Juice

July 8th, 2008, 08:24 PM

It could be me.

*gets excited*

LlamaMaster

July 8th, 2008, 09:45 PM

Yah llama, it was "lulz" at first, now it's just creepy.

n00b1n8R

July 9th, 2008, 03:48 AM

^

Tyranizzles fo Rizzles: this is my n00b1n8R disguise
Tyranizzles fo Rizzles: effective no?
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: totally
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: except your like a spy
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: with my name
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: :flamethrower:
Tyranizzles fo Rizzles: D:
Tyranizzles fo Rizzles: give me a minute, I want to try out my n00b impression
Tyranizzles fo Rizzles: So have you heard `bout Tyranids? Tyranids is `bout tha most off tha hook thing motherfucka puttin tha smack down. Theyre purely organic, as opposed ta those S-I-Double-Lizzy Necrons. I love ta have sex wit Carnifizzles.
Tyranizzles fo Rizzles: lmfao, carnifizzles
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: lol'ing
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: ahahahahaha
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: what the fucking shit
Tyranizzles fo Rizzles: I'm totally using that as an alias on something
Tyranizzles fo Rizzles: Carnifizzles:words:
E:
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: apparently zilla spends over $30 a week at macas
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: :U
[X] - Ph☼ßîä§ /|\ Talîc: fair enough
[X] - Ph☼ßîä§ /|\ Talîc: HOW THE HELL IS HE NOT FAT.
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: FAPPING USES A LOT OF ENERGY
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: OBVIOUSLY
[X] - Ph☼ßîä§ /|\ Talîc: true
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: L2FAPMOAR
[X] - Ph☼ßîä§ /|\ Talîc: I wonder how much energy fapping actually uses :|
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: depends how long you last :3
[X] - Ph☼ßîä§ /|\ Talîc: :-3
[X] - Ph☼ßîä§ /|\ Talîc: there would have to be an average...
[X] - Ph☼ßîä§ /|\ Talîc: but what would be the "average time" :-3
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: 6 inches
[X] - Ph☼ßîä§ /|\ Talîc: NOT.
[X] - Ph☼ßîä§ /|\ Talîc: WHAT
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: oh you meant an energy average
[X] - Ph☼ßîä§ /|\ Talîc: .

Heathen

July 9th, 2008, 09:17 AM

Overuse of :downs: smilie

:gonk:
I'm soooo Heathen

You rang?

Rentafence

July 9th, 2008, 01:57 PM

Rentafence5: You'd probably like the one on the right
Rentafence5: er
Rentafence5: left i mean
plasbianx1337: Now that pic isnt all that bad.
plasbianx1337: OMG
plasbianx1337: I JUST LIKE
plasbianx1337: MESSAGED AMELIA AND WAS LIKE
plasbianx1337: ID TAP THE ONE LESBIAN
plasbianx1337: AND SHES LIKE WAIT WHAT
plasbianx1337: AND IM LIKE
plasbianx1337: FUCK
plasbianx1337: WRONG CHAT
Rentafence5: LOLOL

Continued from later in the same chat

plasbianx1337: OH SNAP.
plasbianx1337: NOODLE
plasbianx1337: OODLE
plasbianx1337: DOODLE
plasbianx1337: DOOOOO
plasbianx1337: *shits himself*
plasbianx1337: FUCK.
Rentafence5: Now your being silly to try and avoid the fact you just lost the game
plasbianx1337: I LOST MORE THAN A GAME
plasbianx1337: I LOST
plasbianx1337: AT LIFE.

Bodzilla

July 9th, 2008, 05:12 PM

You rang?
We've had over a 1000 posts in this thread since then :raise:

did you seriously just go back and read it all O___o

Bastinka

July 9th, 2008, 06:35 PM

I am Pedobear.:words: 19 year old girl.
Shes 19, and you're?

She doesn't look too purdy but hey everones got different tastes, also the convo is reaaaaaaaaaaaallllyyyy long, I read up until 3 am and skipped to 5:30-ish timestamps.

It was hard to follow seeing as MSN quotes are bitches to read cuz you always have to skip the persons name and read what they say, so it's extra work while reading :'[

Also..

[00:33] (¸.·´Patrick¸.·*¨) [VA]: marriage is just a contract you use to it makes it illegal for your wife to sleep with other man >: D

Llama Juice

July 9th, 2008, 08:07 PM

I'm 19 as well.

I just posted the giant convo because it was giant... and I was wondering if anyone would actually read through it all... (came out to be 52 pages in MS Word when pasted in)

thejuicyllama
If you could be any color black, which black would you be?
snoopdogg132332
the blackest black possible
snoopdogg132332
so i could end up in those mind fuck pictures

Heathen

July 9th, 2008, 11:20 PM

Nah, that would be rediculous bod. :D

Bastinka

July 10th, 2008, 09:43 AM

Long Convo, not really worth reading.
[15:25] SnoopDogg132332: to
[15:25] SnoopDogg132332: do
[15:25] radiogerman1011: man
[15:25] radiogerman1011: i
[15:25] radiogerman1011: wish
[15:25] radiogerman1011: i
[15:25] radiogerman1011: brought
[15:25] radiogerman1011: my
[15:25] radiogerman1011: pc
[15:25] radiogerman1011: or
[15:25] radiogerman1011: atleast
[15:25] radiogerman1011: my
[15:25] radiogerman1011: xbox
[15:25] radiogerman1011: where
[15:25] radiogerman1011: u
[15:25] radiogerman1011: and
[15:25] radiogerman1011: me
[15:25] radiogerman1011: could
[15:25] radiogerman1011: play
[15:25] radiogerman1011: some
[15:25] radiogerman1011: haloe
[15:27] radiogerman1011: man
[15:27] radiogerman1011: rooster
[15:27] radiogerman1011: u
[15:27] radiogerman1011: and
[15:27] radiogerman1011: me
[15:27] radiogerman1011: shoud
[15:27] radiogerman1011: should
[15:27] radiogerman1011: make
[15:27] radiogerman1011: something
[15:28] radiogerman1011: extravagant
[15:28] radiogerman1011: like
[15:28] radiogerman1011: zteam
[15:28] radiogerman1011: only
[15:28] radiogerman1011: x200 better
[15:28] radiogerman1011: yaknow
[15:28] radiogerman1011: cuz
[15:28] radiogerman1011: u
[15:28] SnoopDogg132332: but
[15:28] radiogerman1011: and
[15:28] SnoopDogg132332: i
[15:28] radiogerman1011: i
[15:28] SnoopDogg132332: r
[15:28] radiogerman1011: are
[15:28] SnoopDogg132332: nub
[15:28] radiogerman1011: tight
[15:28] SnoopDogg132332: dun
[15:28] SnoopDogg132332: no
[15:28] SnoopDogg132332: how
[15:28] SnoopDogg132332: to
[15:28] SnoopDogg132332: make
[15:28] radiogerman1011: to make... what?
[15:28] SnoopDogg132332: dunno, was joking
[15:28] radiogerman1011: so lets do it man
[15:28] radiogerman1011: we
[15:28] radiogerman1011: can
[15:28] radiogerman1011: shit
[15:28] radiogerman1011: golden
[15:28] radiogerman1011: bricks
[15:29] SnoopDogg132332: but
[15:29] SnoopDogg132332: i
[15:29] SnoopDogg132332: a
[15:29] SnoopDogg132332: am
[15:29] SnoopDogg132332: in
[15:29] SnoopDogg132332: like
[15:29] SnoopDogg132332: 3
[15:29] SnoopDogg132332: other
[15:29] SnoopDogg132332: projects
[15:29] radiogerman1011: cmt
[15:29] SnoopDogg132332: even
[15:29] SnoopDogg132332: after
[15:29] SnoopDogg132332: quitting
[15:29] SnoopDogg132332: cmt
[15:29] radiogerman1011: lags sex quit
[15:29] radiogerman1011: cult*
[15:29] SnoopDogg132332: wat?
[15:29] radiogerman1011: nvm
[15:29] SnoopDogg132332: ...
[15:29] radiogerman1011: name!
[15:29] radiogerman1011: the
[15:29] radiogerman1011: 3
[15:29] radiogerman1011: other
[15:29] radiogerman1011: clubs
[15:29] SnoopDogg132332: well
[15:29] SnoopDogg132332: i
[15:29] SnoopDogg132332: quit
[15:29] SnoopDogg132332: masters
[15:29] SnoopDogg132332: map
[15:29] SnoopDogg132332: team
[15:29] SnoopDogg132332: because
[15:29] radiogerman1011: <
[15:29] radiogerman1011: 3
[15:29] SnoopDogg132332: masters
[15:29] SnoopDogg132332: is
[15:29] SnoopDogg132332: a
[15:29] SnoopDogg132332: jerk
[15:29] radiogerman1011: and
[15:29] radiogerman1011: a
[15:29] radiogerman1011: retard
[15:30] SnoopDogg132332: yes
[15:30] SnoopDogg132332: you
[15:30] SnoopDogg132332: are
[15:30] SnoopDogg132332: right
[15:30] radiogerman1011: now
[15:30] radiogerman1011: other
[15:30] radiogerman1011: ones
[15:30] radiogerman1011: ?
[15:30] SnoopDogg132332: hrh
[15:30] SnoopDogg132332: something
[15:30] SnoopDogg132332: for
[15:30] SnoopDogg132332: snaf
[15:30] SnoopDogg132332: ozmg
[15:30] SnoopDogg132332: because
[15:30] SnoopDogg132332: i
[15:30] SnoopDogg132332: like
[15:30] SnoopDogg132332: zelda
[15:30] SnoopDogg132332: <_<
[15:30] SnoopDogg132332: and
[15:30] radiogerman1011: oh
[15:30] radiogerman1011: yea
[15:30] radiogerman1011: i
[15:30] radiogerman1011: remember
[15:30] radiogerman1011: now
[15:30] SnoopDogg132332: uh
[15:30] radiogerman1011: something
[15:30] SnoopDogg132332: i
[15:30] radiogerman1011: with
[15:30] SnoopDogg132332: think
[15:30] radiogerman1011: lag?
[15:30] SnoopDogg132332: thats
[15:30] SnoopDogg132332: it
[15:30] radiogerman1011: lol
[15:30] radiogerman1011: thats
[15:30] radiogerman1011: 3
[15:30] SnoopDogg132332: hmm
[15:30] SnoopDogg132332: lag?
[15:30] radiogerman1011: others?
[15:30] SnoopDogg132332: oh
[15:30] SnoopDogg132332: you
[15:30] SnoopDogg132332: mean
[15:30] SnoopDogg132332: wol
[15:31] radiogerman1011: yes
[15:31] radiogerman1011: wol
[15:31] SnoopDogg132332: i
[15:31] SnoopDogg132332: call
[15:31] SnoopDogg132332: wol
[15:31] SnoopDogg132332: wol
[15:31] SnoopDogg132332: and
[15:31] SnoopDogg132332: lag
[15:31] SnoopDogg132332: lag
[15:31] radiogerman1011: okay
[15:31] SnoopDogg132332: =p
[15:31] radiogerman1011: wol
[15:31] radiogerman1011: whats
[15:31] radiogerman1011: with
[15:31] radiogerman1011: wol
[15:31] radiogerman1011: wol
[15:31] SnoopDogg132332: equals
[15:31] SnoopDogg132332: pee
[15:31] radiogerman1011: el
[15:31] radiogerman1011: oh
[15:31] radiogerman1011: el
[15:31] radiogerman1011: semicolon
[15:31] radiogerman1011: pee
[15:32] radiogerman1011: do
[15:32] radiogerman1011: u
[15:32] radiogerman1011: know
[15:32] radiogerman1011: what
[15:32] radiogerman1011: messing
[15:32] radiogerman1011: with
[15:32] radiogerman1011: gfx
[15:32] radiogerman1011: cards
[15:32] radiogerman1011: does
[15:32] radiogerman1011: to
[15:32] radiogerman1011: you
[15:32] radiogerman1011: when
[15:32] radiogerman1011: all
[15:32] radiogerman1011: you
[15:32] radiogerman1011: want
[15:32] radiogerman1011: to
[15:32] radiogerman1011: do
[15:32] radiogerman1011: is
[15:32] radiogerman1011: play
[15:32] radiogerman1011: one
[15:32] radiogerman1011: stupid
[15:32] radiogerman1011: game
[15:32] radiogerman1011: maybe
[15:32] radiogerman1011: 2
[15:32] radiogerman1011: but
[15:32] radiogerman1011: when
[15:32] radiogerman1011: all
[15:32] SnoopDogg132332: i
[15:32] radiogerman1011: dont
[15:32] SnoopDogg132332: kno
[15:32] radiogerman1011: work
[15:32] SnoopDogg132332: rite
[15:32] radiogerman1011: its
[15:32] radiogerman1011: annoying
[15:33] radiogerman1011: i
[15:33] radiogerman1011: love
[15:33] radiogerman1011: u
[15:33] radiogerman1011: j
[15:33] radiogerman1011: k
[15:33] radiogerman1011: Jay
[15:33] radiogerman1011: Kay
[15:33] radiogerman1011: Gay
[15:33] SnoopDogg132332: jay
[15:33] SnoopDogg132332: is
[15:33] SnoopDogg132332: a
[15:33] SnoopDogg132332: fag
[15:33] radiogerman1011: he
[15:33] radiogerman1011: was
[15:33] radiogerman1011: funny
[15:33] radiogerman1011: i
[15:33] radiogerman1011: dont
[15:33] radiogerman1011: remember
[15:33] radiogerman1011: wtf
[15:33] radiogerman1011: he
[15:33] radiogerman1011: did
[15:33] radiogerman1011: like
[15:33] radiogerman1011: not
[15:33] radiogerman1011: what
[15:33] radiogerman1011: he
[15:33] radiogerman1011: did
[15:33] radiogerman1011: to
[15:33] radiogerman1011: get
[15:33] radiogerman1011: banned
[15:33] radiogerman1011: but
[15:33] radiogerman1011: what
[15:33] radiogerman1011: he
[15:33] radiogerman1011: DID
[15:34] radiogerman1011: lik
[15:34] radiogerman1011: like
[15:34] radiogerman1011: what
[15:34] radiogerman1011: work
[15:34] radiogerman1011: he
[15:34] radiogerman1011: has
[15:34] radiogerman1011: done
[15:34] radiogerman1011: 3d
[15:34] radiogerman1011: or
[15:34] radiogerman1011: 2d
[15:34] radiogerman1011: or
[15:34] radiogerman1011: 1d
[15:34] radiogerman1011: yero
[15:34] radiogerman1011: zero
[15:34] radiogerman1011: dee
[15:34] SnoopDogg132332: he
[15:34] SnoopDogg132332: couldnt
[15:34] SnoopDogg132332: do
[15:34] SnoopDogg132332: shit
[15:34] SnoopDogg132332: in
[15:34] SnoopDogg132332: making
[15:34] SnoopDogg132332: mods
[15:34] SnoopDogg132332: and
[15:34] SnoopDogg132332: was
[15:34] SnoopDogg132332: a
[15:34] SnoopDogg132332: total
[15:34] SnoopDogg132332: fag
[15:34] SnoopDogg132332: who
[15:34] SnoopDogg132332: lied
[15:34] SnoopDogg132332: about
[15:34] SnoopDogg132332: having
[15:34] SnoopDogg132332: a
[15:34] SnoopDogg132332: sister
[15:34] SnoopDogg132332: and
[15:34] SnoopDogg132332: said
[15:34] SnoopDogg132332: that
[15:34] SnoopDogg132332: sister
[15:34] SnoopDogg132332: got
[15:34] SnoopDogg132332: raped
[15:34] SnoopDogg132332: and
[15:34] SnoopDogg132332: died
[15:34] SnoopDogg132332: and
[15:34] SnoopDogg132332: tried
[15:34] SnoopDogg132332: to
[15:34] SnoopDogg132332: provide
[15:35] SnoopDogg132332: fake
[15:35] SnoopDogg132332: proof
[15:35] SnoopDogg132332: etc
[15:35] SnoopDogg132332: etc
[15:35] radiogerman1011: wtf
[15:35] radiogerman1011: he
[15:35] radiogerman1011: was
[15:35] radiogerman1011: probably
[15:35] radiogerman1011: talking
[15:35] radiogerman1011: about
[15:35] radiogerman1011: himself
[15:35] radiogerman1011: seeing
[15:35] radiogerman1011: as
[15:35] radiogerman1011: he
[15:35] radiogerman1011: looks
[15:35] radiogerman1011: like
[15:35] radiogerman1011: a
[15:35] radiogerman1011: hermaphodite
[15:35] SnoopDogg132332: yes
[15:35] radiogerman1011: Hurr
[15:35] SnoopDogg132332: he
[15:35] radiogerman1011: mah
[15:35] radiogerman1011: foe
[15:35] SnoopDogg132332: his
[15:35] radiogerman1011: dite
[15:35] SnoopDogg132332: female
[15:35] SnoopDogg132332: side
[15:35] SnoopDogg132332: was
[15:35] SnoopDogg132332: his
[15:35] SnoopDogg132332: sister
[15:35] SnoopDogg132332: and
[15:35] SnoopDogg132332: he
[15:35] SnoopDogg132332: got
[15:35] SnoopDogg132332: raped
[15:35] SnoopDogg132332: one
[15:35] SnoopDogg132332: day
[15:35] SnoopDogg132332: and
[15:35] SnoopDogg132332: that
[15:35] SnoopDogg132332: half
[15:35] SnoopDogg132332: of
[15:35] SnoopDogg132332: him
[15:35] radiogerman1011: by
[15:35] SnoopDogg132332: died
[15:35] radiogerman1011: himself
[15:35] radiogerman1011: cuz
[15:35] radiogerman1011: he
[15:35] radiogerman1011: has
[15:35] radiogerman1011: both
[15:35] SnoopDogg132332: el
[15:35] SnoopDogg132332: oh
[15:35] SnoopDogg132332: el
[15:35] radiogerman1011: equals
[15:35] radiogerman1011: dee
[15:36] radiogerman1011: eight
[15:36] radiogerman1011: equals
[15:36] radiogerman1011: equals
[15:36] radiogerman1011: equals
[15:36] radiogerman1011: capital
[15:36] radiogerman1011: D
[15:36] radiogerman1011: ee
[15:36] SnoopDogg132332: har
[15:36] SnoopDogg132332: har
[15:36] radiogerman1011: were
[15:36] radiogerman1011: no
[15:36] radiogerman1011: strangers
[15:36] radiogerman1011: to
[15:36] radiogerman1011: love
[15:36] radiogerman1011: you
[15:36] radiogerman1011: know
[15:36] radiogerman1011: the
[15:36] radiogerman1011: rules
[15:36] radiogerman1011: and
[15:36] radiogerman1011: so
[15:36] SnoopDogg132332: fuck
[15:36] radiogerman1011: do
[15:36] SnoopDogg132332: not
[15:36] radiogerman1011: eye
[15:36] SnoopDogg132332: this
[15:36] SnoopDogg132332: shit
[15:36] radiogerman1011: rickrolled
[15:36] radiogerman1011: biatch
[15:36] radiogerman1011: but
[15:36] radiogerman1011: no
[15:36] radiogerman1011: srsly
[15:36] radiogerman1011: what
[15:36] radiogerman1011: do
[15:36] radiogerman1011: you
[15:36] radiogerman1011: do
[15:36] radiogerman1011: now
[15:36] radiogerman1011: ?
[15:37] SnoopDogg132332: nigggra
[15:37] SnoopDogg132332: likes
[15:37] SnoopDogg132332: chicken
[15:37] radiogerman1011: fried
[15:37] radiogerman1011: not
[15:37] radiogerman1011: baked
[15:37] radiogerman1011: equals
[15:37] radiogerman1011: pee
[15:37] radiogerman1011: nigga
[15:37] radiogerman1011: asterik
[15:37] radiogerman1011: ftfy
[15:37] SnoopDogg132332: asterisk
[15:37] SnoopDogg132332: ftfy
[15:38] radiogerman1011: damn
[15:38] radiogerman1011: you
[15:38] radiogerman1011: and
[15:38] radiogerman1011: your
[15:38] radiogerman1011: black
[15:38] radiogerman1011: words
[15:38] SnoopDogg132332: nig
[15:38] SnoopDogg132332: ger
[15:38] radiogerman1011: man
[15:38] radiogerman1011: y
[15:38] radiogerman1011: SPY
[15:38] SnoopDogg132332: wat
[15:38] radiogerman1011: capital
[15:38] radiogerman1011: dee
[15:38] radiogerman1011: colon
[15:38] radiogerman1011: you
[15:38] radiogerman1011: were
[15:38] radiogerman1011: supposed
[15:38] radiogerman1011: to
[15:38] radiogerman1011: finish
[15:38] radiogerman1011: it
[15:38] radiogerman1011: lets
[15:38] radiogerman1011: try
[15:38] radiogerman1011: again
[15:38] radiogerman1011: what
[15:38] radiogerman1011: does
[15:38] radiogerman1011: the
[15:38] radiogerman1011: engy
[15:38] radiogerman1011: say
[15:38] radiogerman1011: SPY!
[15:38] SnoopDogg132332: sappin
[15:38] SnoopDogg132332: mah
[15:38] SnoopDogg132332: sentry
[15:38] radiogerman1011: SENTRY
[15:39] radiogerman1011: #AADAWDASDAS
[15:39] radiogerman1011: u
[15:39] SnoopDogg132332: I
[15:39] radiogerman1011: fag
[15:39] SnoopDogg132332: DONT
[15:39] SnoopDogg132332: HAVE
[15:39] SnoopDogg132332: TF
[15:39] SnoopDogg132332: 2
[15:39] radiogerman1011: I
[15:39] radiogerman1011: DO
[15:39] SnoopDogg132332: ngero
[15:39] radiogerman1011: BUT
[15:39] radiogerman1011: I
[15:39] SnoopDogg132332: negro
[15:39] radiogerman1011: CANT
[15:39] radiogerman1011: play
[15:39] SnoopDogg132332: asterisk
[15:39] radiogerman1011: you
[15:39] radiogerman1011: say
[15:39] radiogerman1011: mah
[15:39] radiogerman1011: i
[15:39] SnoopDogg132332: I
[15:39] radiogerman1011: say
[15:39] SnoopDogg132332: DONT
[15:39] SnoopDogg132332: HAVE
[15:39] radiogerman1011: sappin
[15:39] SnoopDogg132332: MONEY
[15:39] SnoopDogg132332: TO
[15:39] radiogerman1011: and
[15:39] radiogerman1011: you
[15:39] SnoopDogg132332: BUY
[15:39] SnoopDogg132332: IT
[15:39] radiogerman1011: say
[15:39] SnoopDogg132332: SEND
[15:39] SnoopDogg132332: IT
[15:39] radiogerman1011: sentry
[15:39] radiogerman1011: so
[15:39] SnoopDogg132332: AS
[15:39] radiogerman1011: its
[15:39] SnoopDogg132332: a
[15:39] radiogerman1011: like
[15:39] SnoopDogg132332: GIFT
[15:39] SnoopDogg132332: OVER
[15:39] SnoopDogg132332: STEAM
[15:39] radiogerman1011: me: SPY
[15:39] radiogerman1011: you: SAPPING
[15:39] radiogerman1011: me: MAH
[15:39] radiogerman1011: you: SENTRY
[15:40] SnoopDogg132332: n
[15:40] SnoopDogg132332: u
[15:40] radiogerman1011: u
[15:40] radiogerman1011: n
[15:40] SnoopDogg132332: the
[15:40] SnoopDogg132332: un
[15:40] SnoopDogg132332: is
[15:40] SnoopDogg132332: gay
[15:40] radiogerman1011: yag
[15:40] radiogerman1011: si
[15:40] radiogerman1011: nu
[15:40] radiogerman1011: här
[15:40] radiogerman1011: här
[15:40] radiogerman1011: asterisk
[15:40] SnoopDogg132332: i
[15:41] SnoopDogg132332: dont
[15:41] SnoopDogg132332: speak
[15:41] SnoopDogg132332: german
[15:41] SnoopDogg132332: you
[15:41] SnoopDogg132332: fag
[15:41] SnoopDogg132332: speak
[15:41] SnoopDogg132332: english
[15:41] radiogerman1011: fäg
[15:41] SnoopDogg132332: D:
[15:41] radiogerman1011: asterisk
[15:41] radiogerman1011: n u
[15:41] SnoopDogg132332: i
[15:41] SnoopDogg132332: has
[15:41] SnoopDogg132332: german
[15:41] SnoopDogg132332: descent
[15:41] SnoopDogg132332: but
[15:41] SnoopDogg132332: no
[15:41] SnoopDogg132332: knowledge
[15:41] SnoopDogg132332: of
[15:41] SnoopDogg132332: the
[15:41] radiogerman1011: screw this im just gonna post it in post your quotes
[15:41] SnoopDogg132332: language
[15:41] radiogerman1011: cuz its worth it
[15:41] SnoopDogg132332: wat

Llama Juice

July 11th, 2008, 07:12 AM

radiogerman1011
nah thats tweek
radiogerman1011
snafs a cutie
radiogerman1011
btw dont quote that
thejuicyllama
you realize now it's required to quote right?
radiogerman1011
i wish there was an edit button on ims
radiogerman1011
but anyway
radiogerman1011
youve got to accept snaf
radiogerman1011
as your lord and savior
radiogerman1011
and he will love u just as much as you love him
radiogerman1011
k
thejuicyllama
...
radiogerman1011
so u got school in an hour
thejuicyllama
I feel like I'm talking to CascadeGame about Jesus
.

rossmum

July 11th, 2008, 08:51 AM

Discussing why we're wary of strange dogs.

[22:45] Ross: i got chased and bitten by a dog when i was a kid
[22:45] Ross: so
[22:45] Dahaloman: a dog pissed on me when i was a kid

Bodzilla

July 11th, 2008, 09:48 AM

lawl

nerds.

Bodzilla

July 11th, 2008, 11:01 PM

[12:49] The Real Ziz Lady: hey babe
[12:50] DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: hey
[12:51] The Real Ziz Lady: sup
[12:58] The Real Ziz Lady: Holly shit
[12:58] The Real Ziz Lady: You my brother ;___;
[12:58] The Real Ziz Lady: did you ever know that
[12:58] DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: drunk are we?
[12:58] The Real Ziz Lady: i do 6 weetbix + 3 quarters of a litre of milk in a pasta bowl with 2 scoops of sugar
[12:59] The Real Ziz Lady: i've never heard anyone else EVER do that
[12:59] DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: I KNOW
[12:59] The Real Ziz Lady: ROFL
[12:59] DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: IT'S AWESOME
[12:59] The Real Ziz Lady: o/
[12:59] The Real Ziz Lady: !
[12:59] DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: \o
[12:59] DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: !!
[12:59] The Real Ziz Lady: 2 spoons of sugar as well HAHA
[13:00] The Real Ziz Lady: <3

n00b1n8R

July 12th, 2008, 02:21 AM

DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: GO EAT A DICK
Tyranizzles fo Rizzles: k, bbl
<This user is now offline>
:v:

Con

July 12th, 2008, 07:36 PM

My dad told me that I sweep like a woman... I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not.

n00b1n8R

July 12th, 2008, 08:52 PM

JunkfoodMan says:
Give me something to do
n00b1n8R (TS) says:
a barrel roll
JunkfoodMan says:
k
JunkfoodMan says:
done with severe consequences
JunkfoodMan says:
now what
n00b1n8R (TS) says:
an hero
JunkfoodMan says:
k
JunkfoodMan says:
done with severe consequences now what
n00b1n8R (TS) says:
go on an adventure holiday to city 17
JunkfoodMan says:
hell no
JunkfoodMan says:
I don't have any money =\
n00b1n8R (TS) says:
but mr breen says it's a wonderful place
n00b1n8R (TS) says:
no just go to your local combine relocation office and they'll set youup
n00b1n8R (TS) says:
tell them you want the stalker package
JunkfoodMan says:
Ok, ill be leaving now, see you la
n00b1n8R (TS) says:
bye
n00b1n8R (TS) says:
have fun

ExAm

July 15th, 2008, 05:41 AM

[02:35] imod53: i have just seen something very disturbing
[02:35] Boba: what is that
[02:35] imod53: in my room, on the wall, there was a large spider
[02:36] imod53: so I took a handbook for a TV and tried to crush it
[02:36] imod53: it proceeded to jump off the wall, vault off of my arm, and into a pile of my clothing
[02:36] imod53: this was last week
[02:36] imod53: now
[02:36] imod53: today
[02:37] imod53: I have my clothing laid out on my bed as usual
[02:37] imod53: and I see that spider run up the wall
[02:37] imod53: and to the left
[02:37] imod53: and so
[02:37] imod53: I proceed to attempt to crush it yet again
[02:37] imod53: It leaps off the wall and onto the floor
[02:37] imod53: where I try to crush it with a large wastebasket
[02:38] imod53: IT RUNS FAST ENOUGH TO CLEAR THE AREA BEFORE I BRING THE WASTEBASKET CRASHING DOWN
[02:38] imod53: and so
[02:38] imod53: I now have a very large, invincible spider running amok somewhere in my house
[02:38] Boba: wow
[02:38] imod53: who has survived three impossible-to-avoid squishing attempts
[02:39] Boba: This is wierd but
[02:39] Boba: there once was a spider
[02:39] Boba: on my bathroom wall
[02:39] Boba: I was really bored at the moment
[02:39] Boba: so i took the time to cum all over it
[02:39] Boba: and it fell off the wall
[02:39] Boba: and the next day i came back and it had died
[02:39] Boba: the cum weighing it down
[02:40] imod53: :gonk::gonk:

UPDATE: I have killed said spider.

Rob Oplawar

July 15th, 2008, 09:58 AM

:gonk:

Heathen

July 15th, 2008, 10:11 AM

I sig'd.

Rentafence

July 15th, 2008, 10:08 PM

[21:55] Rent: Throw lots of SHIT in the doors
[21:55] Rent: Problem solved
[21:55] Sever: lol no
[21:55] Rent: D:
[21:56] Sever: they're still easy to get in to
[21:56] Rent: Crates?
[21:56] Sever: crates can be gotten around
[21:56] Rent: Not easily
[21:56] Sever: on guardian, yeah
[21:57] Sever: :words: combat flow :words: makes the map different :words:
[21:58] Rent: Oooooh, I got an idea!
[21:58] Rent: Use your brilliant mind and do the folowing
[21:58] Rent: 1. Open up max
[21:58] Rent: 2. MAKE A FUCKING MAP!!!!ONE1!!1ONE1!!1!!ELEVEN!
[21:58] Sever: 3. ???
[21:58] Rent: 4. profit
[21:58] Sever: 4. profit!!!
[21:58] Sever: damnit
[21:58] Rent: 5. Bungie sues
[21:58] Rent: D:
[21:58] Sever: crap
[21:58] Sever: carp
[21:58] Rent: carp
[21:58] Rent: magikarp?
[21:59] Sever: use a splash attack!
[21:59] Rent: USE SPLASH ATTACK!
[21:59] Rent: hivemind
[21:59] Sever: fucking internet
[21:59] Rent: n, u

Con

July 16th, 2008, 02:07 AM

[23:00] Connor: we could go on for ages about masturbation synonyms
[23:00] Chris - Doing homework: connor's an expert in that field
[23:00] Ashley: Lol
[23:00] --*Leigh.(L): haha
[23:00] Ashley: Okay Connor - go on
[23:00] Ashley: We'll watch
[23:00] Connor: oh good one
[23:01] --*Leigh.(L): WE WONT WATCH
[23:01] Connor: uhh what
[23:01] --*Leigh.(L): WTF
[23:01] Ashley: Lol
[23:01] Connor: poor wording
[23:01] Chris - Doing homework: agreed
[23:01] Ashley: We'll watch him go on for ages
[23:01] Ashley: >.<
[23:01] --*Leigh.(L): I'd rather not?
[23:01] Chris - Doing homework: that was also poor wording

oh my

Llama Juice

July 16th, 2008, 03:12 AM

Natty is Laura's friend.

I told Laura I'm not Niki yesterday... her response wasn't all that fantabulous.

Never give out your password or credit card number in an instant message conversation. To help prevent infection by a computer virus or worm, never accept or open any file or link in an instant message until you verify its authenticity with the sender.

Natty :D YAYA (*) says: (2:24:49 AM)
umm
Llama Juice says: (2:24:54 AM)
yea
Natty :D YAYA (*) says: (2:24:55 AM)
who is tihs?

Llama Juice says: (2:24:57 AM)
it's true
Natty :D YAYA (*) says: (2:25:03 AM)
NO WHO IS THIS?
Llama Juice says: (2:25:09 AM)
Anthony
Natty :D YAYA (*) says: (2:25:18 AM)
r u serious??
Llama Juice says: (2:25:24 AM)
liek ya
Llama Juice says: (2:25:45 AM)
we've gone over this before
Natty :D YAYA (*) says: (2:25:52 AM)
no no
Natty :D YAYA (*) says: (2:25:54 AM)
that was lara
Natty :D YAYA (*) says: (2:26:00 AM)
im a different person!!!!
Llama Juice says: (2:26:01 AM)
I'm talking about like a year ago
Natty :D YAYA (*) says: (2:26:07 AM)
huh?
Natty :D YAYA (*) says: (2:26:11 AM)
WTF!!!
Llama Juice says: (2:26:15 AM)
yea....
Natty :D YAYA (*) says: (2:26:22 AM)
IM SOO CUNFUSED!!!!
Llama Juice says: (2:26:31 AM)
what's niki's email address?
Natty :D YAYA (*) says: (2:26:47 AM)
lets_have_tea_@hotmail.com
Natty :D YAYA (*) says: (2:26:48 AM)
and
Natty :D YAYA (*) says: (2:26:50 AM)
WAIT WAIT
Natty :D YAYA (*) says: (2:26:52 AM)
u added me
Llama Juice says: (2:26:54 AM)
hahahahaha
Llama Juice says: (2:26:59 AM)
I re-added you
Llama Juice says: (2:27:02 AM)
I had to unblock you
Natty :D YAYA (*) says: (2:27:08 AM)
WAT!!!!!
Natty :D YAYA (*) says: (2:27:11 AM)
no
Natty :D YAYA (*) says: (2:27:13 AM)
AHH
Llama Juice says: (2:27:13 AM)
yep
Natty :D YAYA (*) says: (2:27:16 AM)
that was lara
Llama Juice says: (2:27:18 AM)
nope
Natty :D YAYA (*) says: (2:27:28 AM)
AHH
Natty :D YAYA (*) says: (2:27:32 AM)
FORGET IT!!!
Llama Juice says: (2:27:35 AM)
hahahaha
Llama Juice says: (2:27:39 AM)
what's niki's email?
Natty :D YAYA (*) says: (2:27:50 AM)
lets_have_tea_@hotmail.com
Natty :D YAYA (*) says: (2:27:52 AM)
y?
Llama Juice says: (2:27:56 AM)
ohh
Llama Juice says: (2:27:59 AM)
she put the _ at the end
Llama Juice says: (2:28:03 AM)
silly girl
Natty :D YAYA (*) says: (2:28:04 AM)
yeai know its similar
Natty :D YAYA (*) says: (2:28:05 AM)
yea
Natty :D YAYA (*) says: (2:28:09 AM)
but lara being lara
Natty :D YAYA (*) says: (2:28:12 AM)
added u
Llama Juice says: (2:28:18 AM)
Lara's been on my list for ages
Llama Juice says: (2:28:22 AM)
you added me too
Llama Juice says: (2:28:27 AM)
so did Phoebe
Natty :D YAYA (*) says: (2:28:30 AM)
no i added niki

Natty :D YAYA (*) says: (2:28:35 AM)
oh HAHAHA
Natty :D YAYA (*) says: (2:28:44 AM)
wat is pheobe's email?
Llama Juice says: (2:28:45 AM)
and Janet
Natty :D YAYA (*) says: (2:29:32 AM)
*phoebe?
Llama Juice says: (2:30:15 AM)
coolchick_lollipop@hotmail.com
Natty :D YAYA (*) says: (2:30:26 AM)
ohh
Natty :D YAYA (*) says: (2:30:31 AM)
well tell her to add niki
Llama Juice says: (2:30:43 AM)
like 30 of you added me
Llama Juice says: (2:30:51 AM)
back in august of last year
Natty :D YAYA (*) says: (2:30:57 AM)
HAHAHA
Natty :D YAYA (*) says: (2:30:58 AM)
soz
Natty :D YAYA (*) says: (2:31:00 AM)
i'll tell em
Natty :D YAYA (*) says: (2:31:04 AM)
unless u did
Llama Juice says: (2:31:06 AM)
I told em way back when
Llama Juice says: (2:31:17 AM)
but.. Lara started IMing me randomly like 2 months ago
Llama Juice says: (2:31:24 AM)
so I just kinda went with it
Llama Juice says: (2:31:31 AM)
had fun with it
Natty :D YAYA (*) says: (2:31:32 AM)
lol
Natty :D YAYA (*) says: (2:31:34 AM)
poor u
Llama Juice says: (2:31:39 AM)
I invited her to the movies once
Llama Juice says: (2:31:44 AM)
told her to meet me there
Natty :D YAYA (*) says: (2:31:46 AM)
she goes on like u wouldnt believe
Natty :D YAYA (*) says: (2:31:47 AM)
HAHAHA
Llama Juice says: (2:32:30 AM)
I also asked her a few personal questions, just to test to see how much she trusted me haha
Llama Juice says: (2:32:35 AM)
not going to tell you those though
Natty :D YAYA (*) says: (2:32:44 AM)
well i already know who u r
Llama Juice says: (2:32:47 AM)
'cause I feel really bad about it
Natty :D YAYA (*) says: (2:32:49 AM)
cause lara emailed me
Llama Juice says: (2:32:51 AM)
yea
Llama Juice says: (2:32:55 AM)
she was freaking out
Llama Juice says: (2:33:02 AM)
it was funny
Llama Juice says: (2:34:38 AM)
I told her I wasn't niki
Llama Juice says: (2:34:48 AM)
but... yea
Natty :D YAYA (*) says: (2:34:51 AM)
ur soo mean to her
Natty :D YAYA (*) says: (2:34:57 AM)
she cant take so much!!!
Llama Juice says: (2:35:06 AM)
I didn't realize how young you all are
Natty :D YAYA (*) says: (2:35:22 AM)
well sorry ythat we were born awhile away fomr u!!!!!
Llama Juice says: (2:35:27 AM)
lol
Llama Juice says: (2:35:45 AM)
haha it's just that I didn't expect it
Llama Juice says: (2:35:52 AM)
she didn't seem like she was a youngin
Natty :D YAYA (*) says: (2:36:25 AM)
ok
Natty :D YAYA (*) says: (2:36:28 AM)
fine its over
Llama Juice says: (2:36:36 AM)
haha
Llama Juice says: (2:36:37 AM)
well
Llama Juice says: (2:36:47 AM)
wish Lara a happy birthday for me hahahaha
Natty :D YAYA (*) says: (2:36:53 AM)
OMG
Natty :D YAYA (*) says: (2:37:01 AM)
R U SURE UR NOT A STALKER
Llama Juice says: (2:37:17 AM)
Her screen name was like "8 days until I'm 13!"
Natty :D YAYA (*) says: (2:37:22 AM)
oh
Llama Juice says: (2:37:24 AM)
lol
Natty :D YAYA (*) says: (2:37:25 AM)
well my bad
Llama Juice says: (2:37:34 AM)
I'm not a bad person or anything
Llama Juice says: (2:38:46 AM)
apologize to her for me too, I really do feel bad about this.
Natty :D YAYA (*) says: (2:38:58 AM)
ok
Llama Juice says: (2:39:01 AM)
When i realized how young she was I just kinda ignored her
Natty :D YAYA (*) says: (2:39:11 AM)
ok
Llama Juice says: (2:39:15 AM)
wanted to wait until after the party to tell her
Llama Juice says: (2:39:19 AM)
lol
Natty :D YAYA (*) says: (2:39:24 AM)
g2g
Natty :D YAYA (*) says: (2:39:25 AM)
bye

ExAm

July 16th, 2008, 04:46 AM

Not really a picture, so,
http://www.sfwchan.com/pics/84441716.jpg

n00b1n8R

July 16th, 2008, 05:47 AM

http://sa.tweek.us/emots/images/emot-bravo.gif

Phobias

July 16th, 2008, 06:08 AM

That's the first time in months I've laughed so hard I couldn't breathe.

+rep

ExAm

July 16th, 2008, 06:26 AM

+repYou lie! I demand that said rep be given immediately! *crosses arms*

Heathen

July 16th, 2008, 08:03 AM

All conversations are public.
~~
Their question:
Who would win in a bar fight? Sylvester Stallone, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Jean Claude Van Damme or Hulk Hogan?
~~
Connected in chat session.
~~
You say:
Arnold Schwarzenegger in the old days
The other user says:
reason?
You say:
because he was Actual muscle
You say:
not showmans muscle
You say:
Wrestlers arent real muscle
He/she says:
but stallone would bring along weapons, he would go all "rambo" on everyone
You say:
its actors muscle
You say:
Now if you'da said rambo versus Arnie
You say:
then Rambo
You say:
but you said Stalone
You say:
stallone*
He/she says:
they can take on any characters persona they have portrayed in their movies
You say:
Well then the terminator wins silly
He/she says:
why would he win?
You say:
?
He/she says:
reasons?
You say:
are you serious?
You say:
He would fuck up rambo
You say:
and the other two have been dead
You say:
he shit lightning on them

The other user left the discussion.

Phobias

July 16th, 2008, 08:16 AM

You lie! I demand that said rep be given immediately! *crosses arms*

I have to spread some around first, apparently.

No-one else deserves it though D:

Pooky

July 16th, 2008, 08:31 AM

Am I the only one who never finds that 4chan shit funny? :S

n00b1n8R

July 16th, 2008, 09:09 AM

Yes. Go kill yourself you humourless failure.

Rob Oplawar

July 16th, 2008, 10:03 AM

yeah. the people in the cubicles around me are starting to wonder about the irrepressible snorts and giggles. It was all I could do to keep from bursting out laughing.

Ah, bathroom humor. Ahem. Back to work.

p0lar_bear

July 16th, 2008, 05:30 PM

Shit like that doesn't strike me as funny when I first read it, but later when I start to think about it I start smiling and laughing to myself.

People around me think I'm going insane when I do that. :(

itszutak

July 16th, 2008, 06:40 PM

Pooky

July 16th, 2008, 07:02 PM

Happens to me too.

Seriously, what the hell is up with that :<

They see you as insane because normal people don't think.

Rentafence

July 16th, 2008, 07:25 PM

plasbianx1337: What the fuck x___X
Rentafence5: What
plasbianx1337: Somehow my girlfriend got brought up in a conversation with my grandma
plasbianx1337: shes like "you do know the only thing girls want right?"
Rentafence5: SEX
plasbianx1337: im like "Uh.. a sensitive guy that will listen to them"
plasbianx1337: She said "No. Sex. Lots and lots of sex."
Rentafence5: That means your grandmother is a whore

Heathen

July 17th, 2008, 10:24 AM

That was the funniest thing I ever read.

(08:59:28 AM) Heathen: Sim, I just got my schedule(08:59:38 AM) triarii117: once i find out mine, ill tell you
(08:59:44 AM) Heathen: k
(08:59:55 AM) triarii117: i know i have at least one off period
(09:00:05 AM) Heathen: Sometimes my period is off...so I take a prego test
(09:00:30 AM) triarii117: ?
(09:00:35 AM) triarii117: LOLOLOL

ExAm

July 17th, 2008, 03:58 PM

Heathen, we are constantly confused as to whether you are a guy or a girl :gonk:

EDIT: THIS MUST BE READ

#870063 (http://bash.org//?870063) + (http://bash.org//?le=04256d1f185e7909501474d92ef2591b&rox=870063)(2945)- (http://bash.org//?le=04256d1f185e7909501474d92ef2591b&sox=870063) [X] (http://bash.org//?le=04256d1f185e7909501474d92ef2591b&sux=870063)
<djahandarie> we ain't here to do e-c-e
<djahandarie> we're here to do c-s-e on the w-e-b
<djahandarie> listen to me spit these rhymes
<djahandarie> while i program lines
<djahandarie> and commit web accessibility crimes
<djahandarie> word, son
<http402> You talk like your big on these I-Net kicks,
<http402> But your shit flows slower than a two-eighty-six.
<http402> I'm tracking down hosts and nmap scans,
<http402> While Code Igniter's got you wringing your hands.
<http402> Cut the crap rap,
<http402> Or I'll run ettercap,
<http402> Grab your AIM chat,
<http402> N' send a PC bitch-slap!
<http402> peace
<djahandarie> you're talkin bout down hosts and nmap scans
<djahandarie> while i got other plans
<djahandarie> you're at your new job, but you can't even do it right
<djahandarie> you just create a plight with your http rewrites
<djahandarie> i've been on the web since the age of three
<djahandarie> you just got on directly off the bus from mississippi
<djahandarie> respect yo' elders, bitch
<http402> You've been webbin' since three, but still ain't grown up,
<http402> Gotta update your config and send the brain a SIGHUP.
<http402> You say you're that old? No wonder you're slow!
<http402> You're knocking at the door while I run this show!
<http402> Elders my ass, you're shit's still in school,
<http402> Hunt and pecking at the keyboard like a spaghetti-damned fool,
<http402> Rim-riffing your hard drive like a tool,
<http402> Face it. I rule.
<djahandarie> i erase my harddrives with magnets (bitch)
<djahandarie> all you can do is troll on the fagnets
<djahandarie> and son, my brain's wrapped in a nohup
<djahandarie> it wont be hurt by the words you throwup
<djahandarie> dont mind me while i emerge my ownage
<djahandarie> while you're still over there apt-getting your porridge
<djahandarie> you say i'm still in school
<djahandarie> but the fact is that i know the rule
<djahandarie> cuz you need to go back to grade three
<djahandarie> and you better plea, that they take sucky graduates from c-s-e
<http402> Time to bend over and apply a patch,
<http402> Your brain's throwing static like a CD with a scratch.
<http402> Your connection got nuked and you've met your match.
<http402> You run a single process like a VAX with a batch.
<http402> I'd pass the torch to a real winner
<http402> But it'd just scorch a while-loop spinner
<http402> Caught in a loop that you cant escape,
<http402> I run clock cycles around your words and flows,
<http402> Cuz your rhyme is like a PS fan: it' blows,
<http402> Your water-cooled lyrics leak and it shows,
<http402> Take your ass back to alt.paid.for.windows.
<djahandarie> Good god, I can't even respond to that. :P
<djahandarie> You win haha
* http402 takes a bow

Roostervier

July 17th, 2008, 07:25 PM

So Silent and I had a rap battle. This was a small portion of my our awesomeness:

radiogerman1011 (6:19:12 PM): Fling Cock
radiogerman1011 (6:19:28 PM): in yo face
radiogerman1011 (6:19:32 PM): coz yo name is spock
radiogerman1011 (6:19:40 PM): and i crap in a cup
SnoopDogg132332 (6:19:43 PM): Silent gust, in yo base
radiogerman1011 (6:19:44 PM): while u eat it
SnoopDogg132332 (6:19:58 PM): ill take a shit
SnoopDogg132332 (6:19:59 PM): in yo face
radiogerman1011 (6:20:04 PM): and in a cup
radiogerman1011 (6:20:06 PM): and then ull eat it
SnoopDogg132332 (6:20:10 PM): and ill do it with style and grace
radiogerman1011 (6:20:18 PM): more like a disgrace
SnoopDogg132332 (6:20:28 PM): shut up before i spray you wiht mace
radiogerman1011 (6:20:38 PM): bitch im immune to mace
radiogerman1011 (6:20:42 PM): just like yo daddy
SnoopDogg132332 (6:20:49 PM): nigga you too slow you cant keep up da pace
radiogerman1011 (6:20:57 PM): you wear a pace maker
radiogerman1011 (6:20:59 PM): dats how slow u be
SnoopDogg132332 (6:21:08 PM): nigga you aint even of the nigger race
radiogerman1011 (6:21:16 PM): true dat
radiogerman1011 (6:21:20 PM): but u a true jew
SnoopDogg132332 (6:21:20 PM): so maybe if you come suck deez itll give you a taste
radiogerman1011 (6:21:33 PM): what your tits?
radiogerman1011 (6:21:37 PM): fag
SnoopDogg132332 (6:21:48 PM): nah bitch, elmer's glue paste
radiogerman1011 (6:21:57 PM): LMAO

Bastinka

July 17th, 2008, 07:30 PM

Edited and sig'd.

Put in some of the older better parts, hoe.
representin dem shizzles cuz ya got 2 kep ur pimp hand strowng

Rob Oplawar

July 17th, 2008, 07:49 PM

ExAm: holy shit, that was even nerdier than my penis in your data-stream comment.

Heathen

July 17th, 2008, 10:21 PM

Good, I like sexual ambiguity.

Llama Juice

July 18th, 2008, 03:44 AM

My friend Kim was talking about her recent sex....

She wasn't happy with most of em.

Llama Juice says: (2:02:06 AM)
tell em they're bad or whatever
Llama Juice says: (2:02:07 AM)
lol
Llama Juice says: (2:02:15 AM)
just... tell em nicely
Kimberly Jo loves coons says: (2:02:58 AM)
lol one of them knows... i started to laugh
Llama Juice says: (2:03:04 AM)
lol aw
Kimberly Jo loves coons says: (2:03:26 AM)
yah... then he got embarassed and left
Llama Juice says: (2:03:34 AM)
hahahahaha
Llama Juice says: (2:04:34 AM)
what happened that made you laugh? lol
Kimberly Jo loves coons says: (2:05:16 AM)
k, so we were goin at it for like 10 secs so i made him stop to get a condom... as i was reachin for the condom he came... on his stomach... and it was funny

Heathen

July 18th, 2008, 03:53 AM

Hahahah! Fail. He went failing on his failboat.

Reaper Man

July 18th, 2008, 05:47 AM

I lol'd

ExAm

July 18th, 2008, 06:05 AM

:lol:

Rentafence

July 18th, 2008, 05:27 PM

Rentafence5: I once downloaded a "video codec" off of a porn site
Rentafence5: I learned my lesson
plasbianx1337: same XD

Remember kids, don't download strange codecs. :eng101:

TeeKup

July 18th, 2008, 08:22 PM

My friend Kim was talking about her recent sex....

She wasn't happy with most of em.

HAH! FAILURE.

Sel

July 19th, 2008, 01:11 AM

[22:10] Selentic The Panda PMT: You masterbate funny
[22:10] LlamaMaster: how :/
[22:10] LlamaMaster: as far as I know theres only one way

n00b1n8R

July 19th, 2008, 01:20 AM

You actually do it 2 ways. :downs:

Sel

July 19th, 2008, 01:27 AM

Ive found 3 ways that work out in massive cumshots for me. None of which involve sticking my nails into my penis.

n00b1n8R

July 19th, 2008, 01:46 AM

Up, down and sideways? :o

E: massacre is funny

ssɐɯ: dude
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: duuuuuuuuude
ssɐɯ: I made up some spoilers about the dark knight
ssɐɯ: and then I told rob them
ssɐɯ: and he blocked me
ssɐɯ: and then...
ssɐɯ: then...
ssɐɯ: XD
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: ahahahahahaha
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: hahahahahahha
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: THE JOKER KILLS DUMBLEDORE
ssɐɯ: I told him the Alfred dies
ssɐɯ: that*
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: D:
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: i would cry
ssɐɯ: and he believed me
ssɐɯ: and he was like
ssɐɯ: ASSHOLE
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: hahaha
ssɐɯ: and I was like hahaha
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: kind of cruel :P
ssɐɯ: good times, good times.

ssɐɯ: it's 1:30 and I need energy for tomorrow I have to do multiple trying tasks:
ssɐɯ: Eat breakfast.
ssɐɯ: Smoke weed with friends
ssɐɯ: Play on Twisted Network
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: i can be involved with this part
ssɐɯ: I'm going to need some serious energy for all that hardcore activity.
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: yeah totally
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: i suggest snorting suger
ssɐɯ: I mean, my life is so fucking hard
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: i have a massive assignment due next friday
ssɐɯ: gosh, being an american is so HARD
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: >:|
ssɐɯ: With this long ass break
ssɐɯ: 8 more weeks to go
ssɐɯ: BEEEYATCH
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: suck a mangina
ssɐɯ: go eat some vegemite
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: go find another girl to not put out and then dump you
ssɐɯ: Go not eat fruit pies, best cuisine on earh
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: what kind of fruit
ssɐɯ: Apple, cherry, blueberry, and peach, primarily.
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: ew peach

ssɐɯ: dude
ssɐɯ: I wonder why gay guys like bigger penises
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: lol..
ssɐɯ: it seems to be going against self interest, in my estimation
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: idk
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: mb they start small and work their way up
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: so it doesn't hurt so much
ssɐɯ: I think you'd want a nice 6 inch regular
ssɐɯ: I mean
ssɐɯ: theres only so much room up there
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: clearly you've never watched any pornography ever
ssɐɯ: oh I'm aware
ssɐɯ: but that's their profession
ssɐɯ: that can't be very nice
ssɐɯ: unless, of course, my experimental experiences are drastically incorrect, which would seem to imply everone I've ever talked to about it is also churning up false data...
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: you took it in the pooper?
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: :U
ssɐɯ: no
ssɐɯ: I...uh
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: go on
ssɐɯ: well, one time I was in mah bed
ssɐɯ: touchin mah cock and not bein' able to do zeh sleeping
ssɐɯ: and I was like
ssɐɯ: I wonder why gay people like this
ssɐɯ: and I just put some vaseline on a finger
ssɐɯ: and uh...
ssɐɯ: yeah.
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: which was just lying around your room
ssɐɯ: not bad, just wierd, in my opinion
ssɐɯ: dude, I bought a huge tub of it for 4$ american 5 months ago
ssɐɯ: best investment of my life.
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: ahahahaha
ssɐɯ: seriously, vaseline just makes fapping thousands of times better
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: k
ssɐɯ: it really helps simulate multiple forms of sex better
ssɐɯ: but anyway...

DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: http://www.modacity.net/forums/showthread.php?p=278309#post278309
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: LOL
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: LOL
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: end of the page
ssɐɯ: :D :D :D
ssɐɯ: XD

Heathen

July 19th, 2008, 05:16 AM

You actually do it 2 ways. :downs:

5gXIAlz4RJg

:gonk:

ExAm

July 19th, 2008, 06:03 AM

LOL

n00b1n8R

July 19th, 2008, 09:48 AM

I MUST SPREAD MOAR REP :lmao:

Sel

July 19th, 2008, 12:13 PM

IM GONNA TRY THAT LOL

Heathen

July 19th, 2008, 12:22 PM

Ew. Glove fucker.

Llama Juice

July 19th, 2008, 12:44 PM

Well, it's common knowledge that you wank babies out of your hand, this way you don't have to deal with babies.

Mass

July 19th, 2008, 01:54 PM

Up, down and sideways? :o

E: massacre is funny

...

>:U

Pooky

July 19th, 2008, 03:14 PM

Enough about masturbation you massive homosexuals >_<

Bastinka

July 19th, 2008, 03:47 PM

[21:44] radiogerman1011: how big are you?
[21:44] radiogerman1011: 4-6"?
[21:44] Llama Juice: lol what relevance does that have?
[21:44] Llama Juice: I'm 6ish btw
[21:44] radiogerman1011: LOL
[21:44] radiogerman1011: that was a sarcastic question
[21:44] radiogerman1011: omg
[21:44] radiogerman1011: posted
:lmao:

Well, atleast he's honest.

Bodzilla

July 19th, 2008, 08:56 PM

8

:^D

n00b1n8R

July 19th, 2008, 09:03 PM

IM GONNA TRY THAT LOL
POST PICS AND A STOREY WHEN YOUR DONE

TeeKup

July 19th, 2008, 09:04 PM

Lets not and say we didn't :haw:

n00b1n8R

July 19th, 2008, 11:34 PM

DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: aww isn't that sweet
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: the pope has said sorry for the priests who mollested kiddys
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: so it's all better now
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: ^___^
The Real Ziz Lady: of course :D
The Real Ziz Lady: words followed by inaction mean everything :D!

:awesome:

Llama Juice

July 20th, 2008, 04:44 AM

Kimberly Jo loves coons says: (4:40:29 AM)
well im gonna go
Llama Juice says: (4:40:50 AM)
you're just gunna go masturbate and then get back online
Kimberly Jo loves coons says: (4:41:03 AM)
lol no, i wont get back online
.

ExAm

July 20th, 2008, 06:45 AM

She didn't deny it!! :O

DaneO'Roo

July 20th, 2008, 09:29 AM

[20:39] <rossmum is now playing Half-Life 2>
[20:39] <rossmum stopped playing Half-Life 2>
[20:40] <rossmum is now playing Half-Life 2>
[20:41] <rossmum stopped playing Half-Life 2>
[20:42] <rossmum is now playing Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare Single Player>
[20:42] <rossmum stopped playing Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare Single Player>
[20:42] <rossmum is now playing Half-Life 2>
[20:42] <rossmum stopped playing Half-Life 2>
[20:43] <rossmum is now playing Half-Life 2>
[20:43] <rossmum stopped playing Half-Life 2>
[20:44] <rossmum is now playing Dawn of War Dark Crusade>
[20:45] <rossmum stopped playing Dawn of War Dark Crusade>
[20:51] <rossmum is now playing Half-Life 2>
[20:51] <rossmum stopped playing Half-Life 2>
[20:51] <rossmum is now playing Half-Life 2>
[20:51] <rossmum stopped playing Half-Life 2>
[20:52] <rossmum is now playing Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare Single Player>
[20:53] <rossmum stopped playing Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare Single Player>
[20:55] <rossmum is now playing Dawn of War Dark Crusade>
[20:56] <rossmum stopped playing Dawn of War Dark Crusade>
[20:59] <rossmum is now playing Dawn of War Dark Crusade>
[20:59] <rossmum stopped playing Dawn of War Dark Crusade>
[21:01] <rossmum is now playing Half-Life 2>
[21:09] <rossmum stopped playing Half-Life 2>

Heathen

July 20th, 2008, 12:48 PM

indecisive?

Llama Juice

July 20th, 2008, 03:56 PM

I changed her name so you kids wouldn't IM her.

AIM IM with -----Girl----7/20/08 2:31 PM
thejuicyllama
*poke*
2:44 PM
-----Girl----
lol
-----Girl----
hey
thejuicyllama
hiya
thejuicyllama
question
thejuicyllama
http://a352.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/19/l_d53101254baa79997935ef299d68784f.jpg
thejuicyllama
.... Why is your arm all funny?
thejuicyllama
hahaha
-----Girl----
haha I can't see it I'm on my sidekick hold on
-----Girl----
k
-----Girl----
send
thejuicyllama
http://a352.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/19/l_d53101254baa79997935ef299d68784f.jpg
-----Girl----
and what were u saying about it?
thejuicyllama
Your arm
thejuicyllama
haha
-----Girl----
what about it
-----Girl----
lol
thejuicyllama
why have it bent up backwards behind your head all funny?
-----Girl----
its not
-----Girl----
its just
-----Girl----
put above my head
thejuicyllama
...... alrighty there crazy lady
-----Girl----
haha
-----Girl----
yeaa yoo
-----Girl----
w.essss nigguh
thejuicyllama
well
thejuicyllama
I'm gunna go get naked
thejuicyllama
and take a shower and whatnot
thejuicyllama
you have fun
-----Girl----
LMAO!
thejuicyllama

-----Girl----
ha
-----Girl----
silly
thejuicyllama
I know, you were hoping I was just getting naked
thejuicyllama
but instead I'm going to be getting all wet and slippery too
-----Girl----
hahaahaah
-----Girl----
oh yea
-----Girl----
u caught me
thejuicyllama
but!... you can't join. Sorry.
-----Girl----
haha
-----Girl----
sht
-----Girl----
psht*
thejuicyllama
I know, I know.
-----Girl----
LOL!
thejuicyllama
hahahaha
-----Girl----
hah
-----Girl----
alright perverted polly
thejuicyllama
all I said is that I'm taking a shower
thejuicyllama
you're the one with the silly mental images
thejuicyllama
You're the pervy one.
-----Girl----
pshttt
thejuicyllama
but... since I'm going to be gone, and I know you don't wanna live without me... you can stalk my youtube
thejuicyllama
http://www.youtube.com/user/llamajuice
thejuicyllama
hahaha
-----Girl----
HAHAHA
3:29 PM
-----Girl---- has gone offline.
-----Girl---- is now online.
3:44 PM
thejuicyllama
You can relax now, I'm back.
thejuicyllama
I'm gunna go hop on Halo though. So if you can't live without me... that's where I'll be.
-----Girl----
hahahaha k

She wants me.

Bastinka

July 20th, 2008, 03:58 PM

She wants me.
LOL!... :fail:

Llama Juice

July 20th, 2008, 05:08 PM

LOL!... :fail:

you know it's true.

ExAm

July 20th, 2008, 06:49 PM

Last Friday, I was getting out of work. I was in a meeting so I was wearing a suit, which ended up being perfect.

I was waiting at a crosswalk, and this lady wasn't paying attention and walked into the street. She's about 45-50 I guess? The street was pretty empty in both directions except for a bus in the close lane that the lady didn't see. The bus was coming in pretty fast, and I don't know how she missed it, but to her credit there were some bus stops and parked cars and stuff that may have obstructed the view.

Anyways, just as the bus started honking and slamming breaks, I grabbed her and pulled her back. She would have probably made it anyway, but it made a pretty nice dramatic effect.

So this lady was really freaked out by the whole thing. She was sorta stuck in between thanking me, and catching her breath. So (and wtf did this come from I have no idea), I pulled out my PDA and said "This is Commander Navarrette, I saved the subject. The time is 4:39 pm." She had no idea what was happening and kept looking at me all dumb. So I said something to the effect of, "Ma'am I need your signature to affirm that you were here and I stopped you from getting run over by the 4:39 bus."

I didn't know what she thought about the situation, but I decided to press it a bit further. I opened my pda's drawing thing (ooo high tech) and asked her to sign it, which she did.

I thanked her then followed up with "Your grandson is very important," which immediately I realized was really dumb because she didn't look like she was old enough to have grandchildren.

"I don't have a grandson," is all she said. I freaked out for a second, thinking I just made a total ass of myself. But then I said "You will," and gave her sorta a wink/smile.

The crosswalk light was green and I walked off. She stood there A few seconds later she yelled "wait!" but I was already across the street and pretended I didn't hear and kept walking.

I have no idea what she thought of the whole thing, but even the idea of her thinking I was from the future totally made my day....

PlasbianX

July 20th, 2008, 06:58 PM

[19:02] <deso> A naked french girl is like one of those rasta people, but instead of having the wild hair outside they're covering it

Bodzilla

July 21st, 2008, 05:21 AM

[18:27] Dyl: lol console tards
[18:27] The Real Ziz Lady: indeed
[18:27] The Real Ziz Lady: there a special breed
[18:27] Dyl: yup
[18:27] Dyl: they are alright its just never played a real game. Be honest if you never had a sick PC you would think xbox was ok i spose
[18:28] The Real Ziz Lady: i know
[18:28] Dyl: that and they go ok considering they are %30 the cost of just a graphics card lol
[18:28] The Real Ziz Lady: but these dudes have pretty good computers mate
[18:28] Dyl: yeh well THAT is different
[18:28] Dyl: they are the true 'lord of the tards'
[18:34] Dyl: fuck them. I dont want those n99blet. fan-boy idiots on my online game environments anyway. Let them THINK consoles are glorious and keep them the fuck away from real games like TF2, Battlefield, WoW and soon Diablo3 and Starcraft 2
[18:35] The Real Ziz Lady: \m/
[18:41] Dyl: check that

\m/

Llama Juice

July 21st, 2008, 06:19 AM

Nat :) [Snat= Nat's Spaz] says: (5:36:05 AM)
r u sure ur not niki
Llama Juice says: (5:36:07 AM)
settle down
Nat :) [Snat= Nat's Spaz] says: (5:36:17 AM)
r u sure ur not niki?
Llama Juice says: (5:36:27 AM)
do you want proof?
Nat :) [Snat= Nat's Spaz] says: (5:36:29 AM)
yea
Llama Juice says: (5:36:33 AM)
what do you want?
Nat :) [Snat= Nat's Spaz] says: (5:36:36 AM)
hmm
Nat :) [Snat= Nat's Spaz] says: (5:36:44 AM)
do u have a pet?
Llama Juice says: (5:36:46 AM)
no
Nat :) [Snat= Nat's Spaz] says: (5:36:52 AM)
then ur not niki
Llama Juice says: (5:36:55 AM)
lmao
Nat :) [Snat= Nat's Spaz] says: (5:36:56 AM)
shes has 2
Llama Juice says: (5:36:59 AM)
that simple eh
Llama Juice says: (5:37:02 AM)
if I was niki
Nat :) [Snat= Nat's Spaz] says: (5:37:03 AM)
r u obsessed with nick jonas?
Llama Juice says: (5:37:09 AM)
lol no
Janeett I (L) U GINA (K) SHERMIE (K) has left the conversation.

Nat :) [Snat= Nat's Spaz] says: (5:37:14 AM)
then ur not niki
Llama Juice says: (5:37:20 AM)
hahaha
Llama Juice says: (5:37:26 AM)
this proves nothing, but whatever
Llama Juice says: (5:37:30 AM)
think about it
Nat :) [Snat= Nat's Spaz] says: (5:37:30 AM)
tissue
Janeett I U GINA SHERMIE says:
ask her to block me....i no its nikki but shes asking me to delete her form ma contact list..tell nikki if she doesnt want me as a contact block and delete me herself..
Nat :) [Snat= Nat's Spaz] says: (5:37:43 AM)
thats wat janet says
Nat :) [Snat= Nat's Spaz] says: (5:37:48 AM)
fine
Nat :) [Snat= Nat's Spaz] says: (5:37:53 AM)
where do u live
Llama Juice says: (5:38:00 AM)
if I was niki... and I was trying to mess with you... I'd lie about all this stuff
Nat :) [Snat= Nat's Spaz] says: (5:38:07 AM)
well
Nat :) [Snat= Nat's Spaz] says: (5:38:08 AM)
true
Llama Juice says: (5:38:11 AM)
lol
Nat :) [Snat= Nat's Spaz] says: (5:38:32 AM)
well i dont think there r nutter butter butes in oz
Llama Juice says: (5:38:52 AM)
haha
Nat :) [Snat= Nat's Spaz] says: (5:38:59 AM)
welll
Nat :) [Snat= Nat's Spaz] says: (5:39:04 AM)
wat school do u go 2
Nat :) [Snat= Nat's Spaz] says: (5:39:09 AM)
OK R U NIKI OR NOT?
Llama Juice says: (5:39:19 AM)
lol nope
Llama Juice says: (5:39:23 AM)
I'm not niki
Nat :) [Snat= Nat's Spaz] says: (5:39:38 AM)
OK STOP CONFUZINGGG MEEEEEE
Nat :) [Snat= Nat's Spaz] says: (5:40:09 AM)
janet said u were a her
Nat :) [Snat= Nat's Spaz] says: (5:40:18 AM)
r u ?
Llama Juice says: (5:40:59 AM)
if you were older I'd just send you pictures of me naked as proof
Llama Juice says: (5:41:02 AM)
hahaha
Nat :) [Snat= Nat's Spaz] says: (5:41:07 AM)
EWWWWW
Llama Juice says: (5:41:10 AM)
'cause I don't think Niki has a penis
Nat :) [Snat= Nat's Spaz] says: (5:41:11 AM)
+o(
Nat :) [Snat= Nat's Spaz] says: (5:41:15 AM)
EWWWWWW
Nat :) [Snat= Nat's Spaz] says: (5:41:20 AM)
I HOPE NOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Llama Juice says: (5:41:29 AM)
you should ask her sometime
Llama Juice says: (5:41:31 AM)
it'd be funny
Nat :) [Snat= Nat's Spaz] says: (5:41:35 AM)
:-O
Nat :) [Snat= Nat's Spaz] says: (5:41:39 AM)
ok i'll do it 2mro
Nat :) [Snat= Nat's Spaz] says: (5:41:45 AM)
block janet
Nat :) [Snat= Nat's Spaz] says: (5:42:31 AM)
umm
Nat :) [Snat= Nat's Spaz] says: (5:42:40 AM)
no cause we went shopping once and
Nat :) [Snat= Nat's Spaz] says: (5:42:43 AM)
AND
Nat :) [Snat= Nat's Spaz] says: (5:42:46 AM)
she was like in her top
Nat :) [Snat= Nat's Spaz] says: (5:42:49 AM)
and i was like
Nat :) [Snat= Nat's Spaz] says: (5:42:50 AM)
wtf
Nat :) [Snat= Nat's Spaz] says: (5:42:55 AM)
and she pulled out a wire
Nat :) [Snat= Nat's Spaz] says: (5:42:56 AM)
.....
Llama Juice says: (5:43:38 AM)
a wire out of her top?
Nat :) [Snat= Nat's Spaz] says: (5:43:46 AM)
u dont get it do u???
Llama Juice says: (5:43:54 AM)
to make it look like she has boobs?
Nat :) [Snat= Nat's Spaz] says: (5:44:49 AM)
WTF R U SAYING 2 JANET
Nat :) [Snat= Nat's Spaz] says: (5:44:54 AM)
!!!!!
Llama Juice says: (5:46:28 AM)
I told her I'm not niki
Nat :) [Snat= Nat's Spaz] says: (5:46:44 AM)
ok then how r u
Nat :) [Snat= Nat's Spaz] says: (5:47:03 AM)
???????????????????????????
Llama Juice says: (5:47:17 AM)
how am I what
Llama Juice says: (5:47:18 AM)
lol
Nat :) [Snat= Nat's Spaz] says: (5:47:31 AM)
WHO R U
Nat :) [Snat= Nat's Spaz] says: (5:48:00 AM)
SERIOUSLY MAN
Nat :) [Snat= Nat's Spaz] says: (5:48:01 AM)
SPILL
Waiting for Nat :) ... to accept the file "Photo 123.jpg" (71 Kb). Transfer time is less than 1 minute with a 28.8 modem. Please wait for a response or (Cmd+.) the file transfer.

Nat :) [Snat= Nat's Spaz] says: (5:48:29 AM)
JUST TELL ME
Llama Juice says: (5:49:01 AM)
I have
Llama Juice says: (5:49:04 AM)
pleanty of times
Llama Juice says: (5:49:07 AM)
that picture proves it
Nat :) [Snat= Nat's Spaz] says: (5:49:09 AM)
SAY AGAIN
Nat :) [Snat= Nat's Spaz] says: (5:49:28 AM)
i dont needa pic
Nat :) [Snat= Nat's Spaz] says: (5:49:37 AM)
I NEEDA ANSWER!!!!!!!!!!

Llama Juice says: (5:49:41 AM)
normally it's the ladies that repeat my name over and over again, I feel a bit egotistical saying my own
Llama Juice says: (5:49:44 AM)
Anthony
Llama Juice says: (5:49:51 AM)
just look at the pic
Llama Juice says: (5:49:58 AM)
I promise I put on clothes
Transfer of file "Photo 123.jpg" has been declined by Nat :) ....

Nat :) ... has canceled the file transfer.

Llama Juice says: (5:50:59 AM)
http://www.llamajuice.com/img/me/9.jpg
Nat :) [Snat= Nat's Spaz] says: (5:51:30 AM)
ok
Nat :) [Snat= Nat's Spaz] says: (5:51:35 AM)
im good now
Llama Juice says: (5:51:37 AM)
does that work for ya?
Nat :) [Snat= Nat's Spaz] says: (5:51:41 AM)
ye
Llama Juice says: (5:51:47 AM)
I was going to wright it on my stomache
Llama Juice says: (5:51:56 AM)
and send you a pic of that
Llama Juice says: (5:52:00 AM)
but... I decided against
Nat :) [Snat= Nat's Spaz] says: (5:52:02 AM)
eww
'
Llama Juice says: (5:52:07 AM)
it was too hard to write it upside down
I was going to stand naked with that piece of paper covering my crotch and send her a pic of that, but the camera sucks and couldn't read the words from that far away.

She also sent me Niki's myspace.

Her myspace was marked private. It says Niki is 15 (which we all know how reliable that is....) and showed me her tiny profile pic.

http://a38.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/7/m_0a6168db613b2464650309b9ad22ea65.jpg

n00b1n8R

July 21st, 2008, 06:24 AM

Llama Juice

July 21st, 2008, 06:47 AM

Yeah it sucks to not be replacing hardware every 6-12 months to keep up with the latest releases. :downs:

Heh, I took that conversation as if it was all sarcastic. You're telling me they're actually serious about it?... hahahaha.

Bodzilla

July 21st, 2008, 07:33 AM

my computer was 4 years old and it was still playing games well... >_<

Computers have more complex controls, more precision, and arnt geared towards 13yr old kids who scream they want This game and that console for Christmas.

it's why great games with great depth, and storyline have been able to blossom where other Console games have failed.

n00b1n8R

July 21st, 2008, 07:45 AM

http://amh-camelbag.de/images/PC%20CounterStrike%20Source%20%28Bild1%29.jpg

Bodzilla

July 21st, 2008, 07:53 AM

look where half life started n00b. cause that was possible on Consoles :downs:

System shock, starcraft, diablo, warcraft (i'm a blizzard fanboi btw) decimate 99% of all console games in terms of depth, customization, and storyline.

http://www.daveanddi.com/assets/images/Half-Life-Box.gif

Phobias

July 21st, 2008, 07:57 AM

System shock, starcraft, diablo, warcraft (i'm a blizzard fanboi btw) decimate 99% of all console games in terms of depth, customization, and storyline.

So it killed off 10% of 99% of all console games :raise:

Bodzilla

July 21st, 2008, 07:59 AM

??????

Phobias

July 21st, 2008, 08:04 AM

I thought decimate meant taking a group of something then removing every 10th unit.

Bodzilla

July 21st, 2008, 08:05 AM

what.

i thoguth it ment ownage too oblivion.

n00b1n8R

July 21st, 2008, 08:06 AM

I thought decimate meant taking a group of something then removing every 10th unit.
Your correct :eng101:

well played. Phobo 1, Zilla 0

Bodzilla

July 21st, 2008, 08:09 AM

facepalming.

n00b1n8R

July 21st, 2008, 08:20 AM

showed zilla the new DOW trailer. Confusion followed. Feel free to guess as to what he's talking about because I give up.

The Real Ziz Lady: i said hurray space marines >_<
The Real Ziz Lady: what more do you want from me
The Real Ziz Lady: a fucking poem
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: i got pooky to play it like 3 months ago and now he's a massive 40K nerd
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: but space marines suck cock
The Real Ziz Lady: i was too disstracted when i was playing DOW
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: eldar are where it's at tbqh
The Real Ziz Lady: so i loved the game play
The Real Ziz Lady: but never got into the storyline
The Real Ziz Lady: i just did shit
The Real Ziz Lady: and wasthen like
The Real Ziz Lady: what :S?
The Real Ziz Lady: Elder
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: eldar
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: a
The Real Ziz Lady: nah i like those dead dudes
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: there is an a
The Real Ziz Lady: i dunno what there called :S
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: the robots?
The Real Ziz Lady: no the dead dudes
The Real Ziz Lady: :S
The Real Ziz Lady: see thats how much i know about War hammer
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: did you only play the orional, not the expansions?
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: there was space marines, chaos space marines, eldar and orks
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: in winter assault they added the IG
The Real Ziz Lady: i didnt finish it man
The Real Ziz Lady: i think it was Chaos
The Real Ziz Lady: or something
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: dark crusade had the necrons (which are the most "dead dudes" in the 40K galaxy) and the tau
The Real Ziz Lady: get me pictures
The Real Ziz Lady: :S
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: http://dofw.free.fr/races_chaos_figure.gif
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: http://uk.games-workshop.com/spacemarines/painting-blood-ravens/images/dow-blood-raven.jpg
The Real Ziz Lady: no and no :S
The Real Ziz Lady: is Chaos the evil dudes
The Real Ziz Lady: :S
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: yes
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: and the orks
The Real Ziz Lady: give me a pick of the special dude
The Real Ziz Lady: syou get when you control some special point
The Real Ziz Lady: thats l9ook cool
The Real Ziz Lady: and then you own
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a126/Obayashi/dow_dreadnought.jpg
The Real Ziz Lady: non CGI plz
The Real Ziz Lady: as in game
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: http://img208.imageshack.us/img208/3276/relic000004lb.jpg
The Real Ziz Lady: no he's mechaninccal
The Real Ziz Lady: i thought the dude had like a big flaming sword
The Real Ziz Lady: or soemthing
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: he's housing a dead space marine
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: oooh
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: i think i know
The Real Ziz Lady: he wasnt eldar
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: http://forums.relicnews.com/images/avatars/Dreadnought.jpg
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: wait
The Real Ziz Lady: like i remember you posting a pic of u and Ross playing
The Real Ziz Lady: and you had some big dude
The Real Ziz Lady: and you where eldar
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: http://discordfactory.info/images/dow_avatar.jpg
The Real Ziz Lady: me and my bro where playing
The Real Ziz Lady: and my dude was like all red and black and shit
The Real Ziz Lady: that might nearly be it
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: that's eldar
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: discuss
The Real Ziz Lady: i wasnt eldar
The Real Ziz Lady: i had these dudes that where like really whiney
The Real Ziz Lady: that where the peons
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: that glow in the dark giant is the avatar of khaine
The Real Ziz Lady: taht sounded like i just beat the fuck out of them
The Real Ziz Lady: to get them to work
The Real Ziz Lady: :S
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: rofl
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: you were playing chaos
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: wait
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: were they green?
The Real Ziz Lady: i thought they where red :S
The Real Ziz Lady: it was like 2 years ago
The Real Ziz Lady: :S
The Real Ziz Lady: link :S?
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: http://forums.relicnews.com/images/avatars/orks.grots.jpg
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: ?
The Real Ziz Lady: totally not goblins
The Real Ziz Lady: how many races in DOW where there :S
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: that's a grot :eng101:
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: the origional?
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: 4
The Real Ziz Lady: i played hte space marines in the campign
The Real Ziz Lady: but i was playing Multiplayer
The Real Ziz Lady: :/
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: 4 races
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: orks chaos marines eldar
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: any of these?
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: http://dawnofwar.free.fr/i/ladder-dow.gif
The Real Ziz Lady: mb i didnt have the original :S
The Real Ziz Lady: last row 3rd one down?
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: pro tip daemon
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: wait
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: first or last?
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: left or right
The Real Ziz Lady: last row
The Real Ziz Lady: as in rightest row
The Real Ziz Lady: 3rd down
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: that's a possesed chaos space marine
The Real Ziz Lady: do they get big :S
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: incindentally, these are the "dead guys" of the 40K universe
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: http://oz.games-workshop.com/games/40k/necrons/extras/wallpaper/images/necrons8-1024.jpg
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: they can get very big
The Real Ziz Lady: i think i might of had some teleportaion unit or something
The Real Ziz Lady: that could like teleport
The Real Ziz Lady: or someshit
The Real Ziz Lady: :S
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: no idea
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: i give up
The Real Ziz Lady: but you can
The Real Ziz Lady: ti HAVE TO KNOW D:
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: i'll ask h2v
The Real Ziz Lady: eldar is the dudes that have the round shit arnt they
The Real Ziz Lady: there all like sleek and shit
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: i'll ask h2v
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: i'm going to bed
The Real Ziz Lady: IS eldar SLeek >:U?
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: yes
The Real Ziz Lady: NOT ELDAR
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: they have buttplugs for helmets
The Real Ziz Lady: u
The Real Ziz Lady: :S/

Llama Juice

July 21st, 2008, 08:46 AM

Computers have more complex controls, more precision, and arnt geared towards 13yr old kids who scream they want This game and that console for Christmas.

Hasn't this been resolved that they're different platforms.. they have different audiences... and they have different problems?

PC Audience... typically the nerdier kids.
Xbox Audience... the "hardcore competitive" kids (a lot of little kids that are competitive are taken as screaming brats...)
Playstation Audience.... Well... they used to be the cheap audience... but.. now it's kinda like just... the losers... I mean... there's nothing on the PS3... *shrug*
Nintendo Audience... typically the casual gamers/kids.

They all have their problems, they all have their benefits. The only thing that makes the whole PC vs Console "debates" annoying is the fanboys that don't shut the hell up. (PC and Console alike.)

In other words. Yes Bod, you're part of the annoying kids that don't shut the hell up.

Bad Waffle

July 21st, 2008, 02:38 PM

tweek3d (11:32:36 AM): so
tweek3d (11:33:06 AM): i think i scored a job at a studio that did a shitload of work on Unreal tournament 3, gears of wars, gears of wars 2 etc
tweek3d (11:33:12 AM): YOUR TURN
wave of lag (11:33:19 AM): i have a girlfriend
tweek3d (11:33:26 AM): goddamnit
wave of lag (11:33:29 AM): OWNED
tweek3d (11:33:30 AM): fuck you
wave of lag (11:33:36 AM): hahaha

ExAm

July 21st, 2008, 03:30 PM

^:lmao:

p0lar_bear

July 21st, 2008, 03:51 PM

ExAm

July 22nd, 2008, 05:57 AM

Okay, Boba is a goldmine for these things, but come on

[23:54] Boba: Imod..
[23:54] Boba: I have something to tell you...
[23:54] Boba: I'm pregnant
[23:54] imod53: probably that goat you let take you from behind
[23:54] imod53: watch out for the horns when it comes out
[23:55] Boba: but
[23:55] Boba: you are the only man i've ever slept with
[later]
[01:09] Boba: sup
[01:10] imod53: over your pregnancy delusion?
[01:10] Boba: no
[still later]
[02:54] imod53: so you still think you're pregnant with my butt baby
[02:54] imod53: i reject your reality and substitute actual reality
[02:55] Boba: I REJECT YOUR REALITY AND SUBSTITUTE MY OWN
[02:55] imod53: HAH
[02:55] imod53: COPYRIGHT INFRINGEMENT, ADAM SAVAGE
[02:55] imod53: ur goin 2 jail
[02:55] Boba: IM NOT SELLING IT
[02:55] Boba: >:-(
[02:56] imod53: IT'S STILL copyright infringement TO ME DAMMIT

Pooky

July 22nd, 2008, 12:16 PM

Don't be too hard on the Space Marines... sure they've got the most annoying fanboy legion in existence but they're still cool.

Beckinsale

July 22nd, 2008, 01:35 PM

Rob Oplawar

July 22nd, 2008, 03:04 PM

Bodzilla

July 23rd, 2008, 04:25 AM

[18:22] [FBI] duCky: weve only been der 2 years
[18:22] [FBI] duCky: @ start i was more interested then i was like meh
[18:22] [FBI] duCky: uve gone like
[18:22] [FBI] duCky: OMG I LOVE ALL FORUMS
[18:22] [FBI] duCky: ur a crazi poster
[18:22] The Real Ziz Lady: ?
[18:23] [FBI] duCky: go under my account get my post tbh
[18:23] [FBI] duCky: LOL

???

FluffyDucky™

July 23rd, 2008, 04:48 AM

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

Bodzilla

July 23rd, 2008, 04:49 AM

talking to n00b

18:45] The Real Ziz Lady: fuck
[18:45] The Real Ziz Lady: thats 3 from 3
[18:45] The Real Ziz Lady: "howdy how ya going
[18:45] The Real Ziz Lady: "this user is offline"
[18:45] The Real Ziz Lady: "whats going on babe, aint seen ya in a while"
[18:45] The Real Ziz Lady: "this user signed off
[18:46] The Real Ziz Lady: "hey cuz wats going on, hows this wedding buisness going :)?"
[18:46] The Real Ziz Lady: "this user signed off
[18:46] The Real Ziz Lady: D:
[18:46] The Real Ziz Lady: and the other one hasnt replied to me D:!
[18:47] <This user is now offline>

cheeky mutha fucker!