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[FluffyDuckyâ„¢]

ROFLLLLLLLLLLL, unloved zilla. What can I say. :P

[n00b1n8R]

:-3

[Reaper Man]

Epic typo was epic, especially since since Charley is a girl.

The Ivanator says:
hullo?
(*)CH ARL EY; LAVS HER MARB, ZOE. says:
hey sorry.
i was brushing myn hair
and tryingto get something out of my friend.
The Ivanator says:
wow. takes you that long?
LOL
(*)CH ARL EY; LAVS HER MARB, ZOE. says:
no, i was emailing someone
The Ivanator says:
trying to WHAT?

[PlasbianX]

[22:46:57] plasbianx1337: question
[22:47:06] plasbianx1337: you dont have any blood work done during a physical do u?
[22:47:14] sil3ntdarkn355: uh
[22:47:16] sil3ntdarkn355: usually
[22:47:17] sil3ntdarkn355: there is
[22:47:20] sil3ntdarkn355: they stick something in your finger
[22:47:26] plasbianx1337: Fak
[22:47:26] sil3ntdarkn355: i think
[22:47:27] sil3ntdarkn355: for me
[22:47:28] sil3ntdarkn355: oh wait
[22:47:30] sil3ntdarkn355: Physical?
[22:47:30] sil3ntdarkn355: no
[22:47:33] plasbianx1337: Oh
[22:47:35] sil3ntdarkn355: they just shove their hand in your balls
[22:47:38] sil3ntdarkn355: and make you cough
[22:47:41] plasbianx1337: yea...
[22:47:46] plasbianx1337: Im not gonna enjoy that
[22:47:49] sil3ntdarkn355: dont worry
[22:47:50] sil3ntdarkn355: itll be once
[22:47:52] plasbianx1337: the doctor im going to is like 80
[22:47:53] sil3ntdarkn355: and if you have a hot doctor
[22:47:58] plasbianx1337: and asks for high fives when hes done.
[22:48:01] sil3ntdarkn355: which there arent anyway
[22:48:02] sil3ntdarkn355: LOL
[22:48:08] plasbianx1337: I dont wanna high five after youve just touched my balls
[22:48:09] plasbianx1337: you prick
[22:48:10] plasbianx1337: :gonk:

[Beckinsale]

^ ROFL

[Roostervier]

By request, some more of the rap battle silent and I had.


[23:57] radiogerman1011: man
[23:57] radiogerman1011: rooster wants you to join our rap battle
[23:57] radiogerman1011: throw down some beats
[23:57] radiogerman1011: grove street style
[23:57] radiogerman1011: you dig nig?
SnoopDogg132332 (4:59:15 PM): you're white like vanilla ice
SnoopDogg132332 (4:59:17 PM): that nigga sucks
SnoopDogg132332 (4:59:22 PM): try rapping like obi trice
SnoopDogg132332 (4:59:24 PM): that niggas tough
SnoopDogg132332 (4:59:27 PM): OH SNAP
SnoopDogg132332 (4:59:30 PM): BEAT THAT SHIT
radiogerman1011 (5:00:23 PM): Your weak like a piece of rice,
radiogerman1011 (5:00:30 PM): Picked up by asians,
radiogerman1011 (5:00:34 PM): Dropped by some mice,
radiogerman1011 (5:01:15 PM): Vanilla ice repped jamaica,
radiogerman1011 (5:01:26 PM): but not really cuz you stoopid wanka,
radiogerman1011 (5:01:27 PM): word
SnoopDogg132332 (5:02:54 PM): you're black like a dove
SnoopDogg132332 (5:02:57 PM): its time for us to make love
SnoopDogg132332 (5:03:16 PM): so put on your glove
SnoopDogg132332 (5:03:27 PM): and we'll fuck in the tub
radiogerman1011 (5:03:41 PM): wtf?
SnoopDogg132332 (5:10:09 PM): nigga i gotta go eat
SnoopDogg132332 (5:10:15 PM): ill be back because im rfeal fuckin leet
radiogerman1011 (5:10:17 PM): some meat
radiogerman1011 (5:10:20 PM): cuz you homop
SnoopDogg132332 (5:10:32 PM): dont fuck with me
radiogerman1011 (5:10:32 PM): you as leet as some meat
SnoopDogg132332 (5:10:34 PM): cuz i gotta pee
radiogerman1011 (5:10:36 PM): and not the type you eat
radiogerman1011 (5:10:39 PM): the tye you suck
SnoopDogg132332 (5:10:40 PM): if you dont mind your place
SnoopDogg132332 (5:10:42 PM): ill do it on your face
radiogerman1011 (5:20:39 PM): I have signed on.
SnoopDogg132332 (5:36:51 PM): yo nigga i cain't fib
SnoopDogg132332 (5:36:55 PM): i was eatin up on some rib
SnoopDogg132332 (5:37:06 PM): im not a little kid so i didnt use a bib
SnoopDogg132332 (5:44:09 PM): i like feeling breasts
SnoopDogg132332 (5:44:11 PM): and smoking meth
SnoopDogg132332 (5:44:14 PM): ill rap you to death
SnoopDogg132332 (5:44:17 PM): like some bitch named seth
SnoopDogg132332 (5:44:52 PM): better than yours
SnoopDogg132332 (5:44:54 PM): faggot >: |
radiogerman1011 (5:44:56 PM): I get what your saying,
radiogerman1011 (5:45:03 PM): You like feelin other mans tits,
radiogerman1011 (5:45:11 PM): Minding your own you like to compare fits,
radiogerman1011 (5:45:21 PM): Dat you have you like a real gay-go,
radiogerman1011 (5:45:31 PM): Never ending story of the Ho-Mo-Phobe-Oh
radiogerman1011 (5:45:39 PM): (bitch)
SnoopDogg132332 (5:45:42 PM): the fuck
SnoopDogg132332 (5:45:44 PM): was that
radiogerman1011 (5:46:07 PM): Dat was a nuke,
radiogerman1011 (5:46:14 PM): Went fly and never came back from da duke.
SnoopDogg132332 (5:46:37 PM): bitch do i look like my name is luke?'
SnoopDogg132332 (5:46:40 PM): your nuke was a fluke
radiogerman1011 (5:46:55 PM): wtf
SnoopDogg132332 (5:46:55 PM): take that
SnoopDogg132332 (5:46:57 PM): as a rebuke
SnoopDogg132332 (5:46:59 PM): mo fucka
SnoopDogg132332 (5:47:00 PM): word up
SnoopDogg132332 (5:47:05 PM): keep that shit real nigga
radiogerman1011 (5:47:17 PM): Dats weak jus like you,
radiogerman1011 (5:47:20 PM): Piece of shit stain nigga jew,
radiogerman1011 (5:47:32 PM): You a real screw whenever you drive,
radiogerman1011 (5:47:40 PM): People say you da screw-driva.
SnoopDogg132332 (5:47:50 PM): wat
SnoopDogg132332 (5:49:00 PM): my mind is like a library
SnoopDogg132332 (5:49:06 PM): i can make up beats liek a ferry
SnoopDogg132332 (5:49:09 PM): fairy*
SnoopDogg132332 (5:49:21 PM): when i see dem womenz
SnoopDogg132332 (5:49:25 PM): they wanna pop my cherry
SnoopDogg132332 (5:49:30 PM): word
radiogerman1011 (5:49:38 PM): lmao
radiogerman1011 (5:49:44 PM): you fucked yourself up on that one
radiogerman1011 (5:49:50 PM): i dont even have to rhyme
radiogerman1011 (5:49:55 PM): it aint even worth my time
radiogerman1011 (5:49:59 PM): see you like a white failure
radiogerman1011 (5:50:08 PM): never really did give for a tail lure
radiogerman1011 (5:50:18 PM): when goin fishin
radiogerman1011 (5:50:24 PM): cuz ya now i be dishin
radiogerman1011 (5:50:29 PM): so just crawl back in yo cave
radiogerman1011 (5:50:39 PM): play with your dildos like a worn out crave
SnoopDogg132332 (5:51:20 PM): nigga i bet youve never been laid
SnoopDogg132332 (5:51:29 PM): and you daddy dont count cuz dats kinda gay
SnoopDogg132332 (5:52:22 PM): i be gettin honeyz like my nigga ray
SnoopDogg132332 (5:52:30 PM): and i be sippin on margaritas while in the bay
SnoopDogg132332 (5:53:04 PM): nigga you a fag
SnoopDogg132332 (5:53:08 PM): thats why you dont like vag
radiogerman1011 (5:53:27 PM): Man I take that fag and double you,
radiogerman1011 (5:53:35 PM): Just like you doubled up the be a jew,
radiogerman1011 (5:53:43 PM): Representin islam is what its all about,
radiogerman1011 (5:54:00 PM): Cuz all you jews got is money we got shits the size of Corn Flakes,
radiogerman1011 (5:54:13 PM): Word up to the camels gettin forced into slavery,
radiogerman1011 (5:54:21 PM): Representin islam is what its all aboot.
radiogerman1011 (5:54:26 PM): Fuck dem canadians.
SnoopDogg132332 (5:55:25 PM): nigga that was dumb
SnoopDogg132332 (5:55:30 PM): what ever youre smokin you better give me some
SnoopDogg132332 (5:55:47 PM): that shit sounded like some homeless bum
SnoopDogg132332 (5:56:02 PM): who was diggin in the trash and found some old urm
SnoopDogg132332 (5:56:04 PM): rum*
SnoopDogg132332 (5:56:19 PM): but theyn he found out that it was covered in cum
SnoopDogg132332 (5:56:28 PM): so when you found out you went over to get some
SnoopDogg132332 (5:59:15 PM): dont be a hater
SnoopDogg132332 (5:59:18 PM): we'll finish this laterAnd of course, the original:

radiogerman1011 (6:19:12 PM): Fling Cock
radiogerman1011 (6:19:28 PM): in yo face
radiogerman1011 (6:19:32 PM): coz yo name is spock
radiogerman1011 (6:19:40 PM): and i crap in a cup
SnoopDogg132332 (6:19:43 PM): Silent gust, in yo base
radiogerman1011 (6:19:44 PM): while u eat it
SnoopDogg132332 (6:19:58 PM): ill take a shit
SnoopDogg132332 (6:19:59 PM): in yo face
radiogerman1011 (6:20:04 PM): and in a cup
radiogerman1011 (6:20:06 PM): and then ull eat it
SnoopDogg132332 (6:20:10 PM): and ill do it with style and grace
radiogerman1011 (6:20:18 PM): more like a disgrace
SnoopDogg132332 (6:20:28 PM): shut up before i spray you wiht mace
radiogerman1011 (6:20:38 PM): bitch im immune to mace
radiogerman1011 (6:20:42 PM): just like yo daddy
SnoopDogg132332 (6:20:49 PM): nigga you too slow you cant keep up da pace
radiogerman1011 (6:20:57 PM): you wear a pace maker
radiogerman1011 (6:20:59 PM): dats how slow u be
SnoopDogg132332 (6:21:08 PM): nigga you aint even of the nigger race
radiogerman1011 (6:21:16 PM): true dat
radiogerman1011 (6:21:20 PM): but u a true jew
SnoopDogg132332 (6:21:20 PM): so maybe if you come suck deez itll give you a taste
radiogerman1011 (6:21:33 PM): what your tits?
radiogerman1011 (6:21:37 PM): fag
SnoopDogg132332 (6:21:48 PM): nah bitch, elmer's glue paste
radiogerman1011 (6:21:57 PM): LMAO

[Reaper Man]

So my Indian friend is an idiot

- Sasha ✄....With Pleasure. says:
<
HAHA.
im doing such a awesome Indian accent now.
IDK WHY.
The Ivanator says:
because
you're indian
mystery solved

I facepalm'd

[Rob Oplawar]

mass123123123 (8:25:43 PM): i feel like watching gay porn now
mass123123123 (8:25:50 PM): it's my favorite
...

[Mass]

[17:00] (LB) il Duce [CIA]: btw dont watch msn
[17:00] (LB) il Duce [CIA]: they are gay...


[17:01] (LB) il Duce [CIA]: fox ftwI feel guilty,
Friends Don't Let Friends Watch Fox

[ExAm]

Craigslist quote


To the guy doing my wife. You know who you are. Yes I know. No I am not angry, I would just ask a few things of you. After all you are giving it to my wife. 1.Please stop leaving the seat up, I keep getting blamed and it is starting to get old.
2.You may be giving me a chance to go fishing more often but please stop drinking all my beer. It is fine if you have a couple while you visit(god knows I drink plenty before I find her attractive), but please leave me a few as I have to be there longer than you.
3.If you do drink the last one buy more or leave money on the counter I will pick some up.
4.Please replace the toilet paper when you use it all. For some reason my 5 year old son belives if its not there he does not have to wipe. We keep it under the sink, unless you can recomend a better spot?
5.After doing my wife please use something disposable to wipe off with. The basket of clothes on the right is mine and the clothes are clean as my wife does not do my washing, I run out of time rushing to work. Last week my sweatshirt was crusty(thanks).
6.Please do not tell my children that you are their uncle, they are young not mentally challenged.
7.Please stop turning the heat up, You pay nothing and MUD is putting it in my ass, my wife may like it but I think it hurts.
8.When she asks “do these pants make me look fat”, say no. You may think giving a different answer will make her think twice about eating a gallon of ice cream a day but all you are doing is giving her a reason to go buy more pants that she will look just as fat in.
9.Stop eating the baked goods. The brownies you ate were from my mom for my birthday. My wife has not cooked anything that good for years and if she does she will not share. 10.Try shifting your weight when you sit on my chair. The recliner that I rarely have time for (soccer games and practice, basketball camp for the kids takes much of my time and I try to help with school work too)has a grove in it that forces me to roll to the left.
Lastly I would like thank you for taking her to lunch on Valentines Day. She was not as hungry as usual and only ordered one meal. I may be able to use the money I saved to take the children to a movie. I hope you can help me with these items, it may become awkward if I have to confront her. If you can do this for me I will give you a heads up on when I will be gone and for how long so that you don’t feel rushed.
P.S. I am going to take the kids to the Great Wolf Lodge on the 3rd of April for four days, I have a bottle of vodka above the fridge if you find yourself low on beer.

[n00b1n8R]

WHAT THE FUCK??! :lmao:
dot

[Mass]

dot
You don't have any real friends, liar.

[n00b1n8R]

You don't have any real friends, liar.
Atleast I don't pretend to play TF2 with him. :sadcolbert:

[Xetsuei]

[01:32] ExAm (DMK): k
[01:32] Stratocaster: we're just technologically impaired
[01:33] Stratocaster: THERES NO PHONES NO LIGHTS
[01:33] Stratocaster: NO MOTOR CARS
[01:33] Stratocaster: NOT A SINGLE LUXERY
[01:33] ExAm (DMK): LIKE ROBINSON CRUSOE
[01:33] ExAm (DMK): IT'S AS PRIMITIVE AS CAN BE
[01:33] Stratocaster: WE'VE BEEN SPENDING MOST OUR LIVES LIVIN IN AN AMISH PARADISE
[01:33] Stratocaster: WE TURN BUTTER ONCE OR TWICE
[01:33] Stratocaster: LIVIN IN AN AMISH PARADISE
[01:34] ExAm (DMK): WE MAKE QUILTS AT DISCOUNT PRICE
[01:34] ExAm (DMK): LIVIN' IN AN AMISH PARADISE



... :v:

[n00b1n8R]

It's churn butter. :eng101:

[DaneO'Roo]

[19:55] tweek3d: dude, naked dick feeld GOOD

[Heathen]

LOL, context?

[Monopoly]

Dave `: whats the difference between me and you? IVE GOT A FUCKING HOVERBOARD
Monopoly: :(

[n00b1n8R]

DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: ahahaha
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: i'm watching
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: the most hillarious porn ever
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: this guy is just lieking ontop of her while she does all the work
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: that's a first
The Real Ziz Lady: lol???
The Real Ziz Lady: he's just like laying there
The Real Ziz Lady: and she's like going through the mattress?
The Real Ziz Lady: lawlawlaw
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: yes
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: your watching it?
The Real Ziz Lady: no
The Real Ziz Lady: i just hav a vivid imaginations :S
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: somebody posted it on /b/
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: :redtubelink:
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: if your interested
The Real Ziz Lady: when does it get stupid?
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: bout 3 minutes iirvc
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: iirc*
The Real Ziz Lady: LOL
The Real Ziz Lady: WHAT THE FUCk
The Real Ziz Lady: ROFl
The Real Ziz Lady: ROFL
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: ofcourse
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: he did a hot girl
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: regardless of skills
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: and were sitting at home laughing
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: who is the looser
The Real Ziz Lady: i.
The Real Ziz Lady: :(
The Real Ziz Lady: ;___;
The Real Ziz Lady: hold me

:smith:

[Bodzilla]

:smith:

[Heathen]

Look who I talked to XD



Jay2645: i should so make a new profile
Jay2645: name it something obvious
Jay2645: but then go along with it
Jay2645:going
Jay2645: HAI GUYZ MY SISTERS DEAD


That was before he could see the thread because he was IP banned. I got him around it to read and he was lolling too.



Jay2645: ok... yeah, im hated
Heath69: lol
Heath69: I saw
Jay2645: im loling at myself... >.<
Heath69: lol
Heath69: its pretty funny ima
Jay2645: ah, hell
Jay2645: i'll stay at Halomaps
Jay2645: maybe GBX every now and then

[Phobias]

I doubt he is actually laughing at himself, I think he'd be wishing he could laugh at it.



Jess says: you work with your mum. You live with your mum. You play games on the internet, you listen to heavy metal and hate rap hip hop etc, you have long hair and a beard. You really don't have anything going for you, do you? but I still think your cool, your my cousin after all :D
Corbin says: fuck you jess...fuck you.

[n00b1n8R]

You play games on the internet, you listen to heavy metal and hate rap hip hop etc,
Is she even noticing what she's typing?

[ExAm]

I doubt he is actually laughing at himself, I think he'd be wishing he could laugh at it.



Jess says: you work with your mum. You live with your mum. You play games on the internet, you listen to heavy metal and hate rap hip hop etc, you have long hair and a beard. You really don't have anything going for you, do you? but I still think your cool, your my cousin after all :D
Corbin says: fuck you jess...fuck you.Heh. My cousin can't make fun of me, she's worse off than I am. She's an overweight gamer girl who plays 35 hours of CS:S a week, regularly attends LAN parties and uses the alias "Super Duper Bitch Assassin" on Steam :v:

Incidentally she's also the cousin I most relate to :(

[DaneO'Roo]

THE INTERNET DELIVERS:

So, I thought this guy who added me on skype was one of my warm gunners, since the only people who know my skype are them, but, I was suprised with some almost suprise buttsecks:

[8:27:52 PM] ghanem says: (handshake)
[8:31:18 PM] Dane B says: ?
[8:31:22 PM] Dane B says: hello
[8:35:16 PM] ghanem says: FINE THINKS AND YOU
[8:36:01 PM] ghanem says: can j speak with you if you have a time , my new friend
[8:36:29 PM] Dane B says: you sure can
[8:37:24 PM] ghanem says: because j don't derange any one
[8:37:37 PM] ghanem says: your name
[8:37:44 PM] Dane B says: my name is Dane
[8:37:49 PM] Dane B says: and i like you so far
[8:37:54 PM] Dane B says: you have a zazz
[8:38:08 PM] ghanem says: J DON4T UNDERSTAND
[8:38:19 PM] Dane B says: hoot
[8:38:30 PM] ghanem says: YES
[8:39:13 PM] ghanem says: YOUR COUNTRY
[8:39:51 PM] Dane B says: AUSTRALIA
[8:40:25 PM] Dane B says: so what do you do on the team?
[8:40:35 PM] Dane B says: has joe let you in on hte boards yet?
[8:40:52 PM] ghanem says: j am from algeria and j want a friends from australie
[8:44:02 PM] Dane B says: algeria
[8:44:04 PM] Dane B says: where is this
[8:44:26 PM] Dane B says: you wanna seee my tits?
[8:44:43 PM] ghanem says: north africa near tunisia
[8:44:54 PM] Dane B says: tits
[8:44:56 PM] Dane B says: you want them?
[8:45:28 PM] ghanem says: what tits
[8:45:44 PM] Dane B says: ill send you a pic of my tits
[8:45:50 PM] Dane B says: lemonparty.org
[8:45:55 PM] Dane B says: www.lemonparty.org (http://www.lemonparty.org)
[8:45:58 PM] Dane B says: thats my website
[8:47:00 PM] ghanem says: j am a musulman and j can't
[8:47:15 PM] Dane B says: oh thats ok
[8:47:28 PM] Dane B says: so how did you find my skype
[8:47:38 PM] Dane B says: and how do you have a computer
[8:49:45 PM] ghanem says: j am a programar and j found your name at random, because j want a friend seious to exchange with then our cultur
[8:50:13 PM] ghanem says: what say
[8:50:29 PM] Dane B says: uh
[8:50:38 PM] Dane B says: how exactly did you get my name??
[8:50:41 PM] Dane B says: and your a programmer
[8:50:43 PM] Dane B says: odd
[8:51:32 PM] ghanem says: to do friendship
[8:52:27 PM] Dane B says: by do, do you mean spray your filthy seed all over my unsuspecting porostate?
[8:53:13 PM] ghanem says: what say
[8:54:05 PM] Dane B says: nevermind
[8:54:07 PM] Dane B says: joking
[8:54:12 PM] Dane B says: sure
[8:54:27 PM] Dane B says: soo do i hand over my bank account details now, or AFTER the seed spraying?



New devlopments:

[8:57:45 PM] ghanem says: can you lead me to a friends serious
[8:59:25 PM] Dane B says: sure
[8:59:26 PM] Dane B says: how

[Bodzilla]

:S?

[Bastinka]

Heh. My cousin can't make fun of me, she's worse off than I am. She's an overweight gamer girl who plays 35 hours of CS:S a week, regularly attends LAN parties and uses the alias "Super Duper Bitch Assassin" on Steam :v:

Incidentally she's also the cousin I most relate to :(
Overweight girls on the internet= :puke:

[Heathen]

Girls on the internet = Overweight.


Mostly.

Or have some really offputting quality like a hairlip or unibrow.

[Rob Oplawar]

Friend of mine "dated" a "girl" on WoW for a few weeks. 50 bucks says it was a fat guy trying to get free gold.


95% of people on the internet are male, and the other 5% are lying.

[Bastinka]

Waddabout Aerowyn Hannah/ArtisticDisaster?

[Rob Oplawar]

Both of them have been exposed as 35 year old fat guys with ponytails and facial hair- that's why you don't see them around anymore.

e: wait, are they the same person? shit man, people shouldn't change their names, it's too confusing.

[Heathen]

Never got a peep.

[Pooky]

Girls on the internet = Overweight.


Mostly.

Or have some really offputting quality like a hairlip or unibrow.

:S

One of my best friends is a girl whose incredibly fucking hot and a bigger internet addict than I am.

[Bodzilla]

Girls on the internet = Overweight.


Mostly.

Or have some really offputting quality like a hairlip or unibrow.
i beg to differ,
my mate is friends with a gamer girl from slevakia (living in australia) and she's super fucking hot.

<3 europeans

[Bastinka]

wait, are they the same person? shit man, people shouldn't change their names, it's too confusing.
No, I just didn't consider Aerowyn a 'girl'.

[n00b1n8R]

:S

One of my best friends is a girl whose incredibly fucking hot and a bigger internet addict than I am.
Don't talk about your sister like that mr.

[Phobias]

Girls on the internet = Overweight.


Mostly.

Or have some really offputting quality like a hairlip or unibrow.

6 out of the 7 girls I talk to on msn I have met personally. 1 is overweight and she's an amazing guitarist which automatically = awesome.

[Bodzilla]

you meet them online, but wont meet me.

am cry phobias, am cry.
:smith:

[Heathen]

Thats why I used the word "Mostly"

[Bodzilla]

-=AWOL=- Zilla baby!: So u down on da west SIde G
-=AWOL=- Zilla baby!: Word up home fry
-=AWOL=- Zilla baby!: X to da zee
-=AWOL=- EaSyStReEt: soooooo
-=AWOL=- Zilla baby!: kickin it to yah mnahn
-=AWOL=- Zilla baby!: ui knoe wut i sayin
-=AWOL=- Zilla baby!: yah mahn
-=AWOL=- EaSyStReEt: how much alcohol have you drunk so far?
-=AWOL=- Zilla baby!: WHAT HAS n00b TOLD YOU>
-=AWOL=- Zilla baby!: ???
-=AWOL=- EaSyStReEt: no i took a guess
-=AWOL=- Zilla baby!: you
-=AWOL=- Zilla baby!: D:
-=AWOL=- Zilla baby!: ;__;
-=AWOL=- EaSyStReEt: so you are drunk?

:smith:

[Phobias]

-=AWOL=- Zilla baby!: So u down on da west SIde G
-=AWOL=- Zilla baby!: Word up home fry
-=AWOL=- Zilla baby!: X to da zee
-=AWOL=- EaSyStReEt: soooooo
-=AWOL=- Zilla baby!: kickin it to yah mnahn
-=AWOL=- Zilla baby!: ui knoe wut i sayin
-=AWOL=- Zilla baby!: yah mahn
-=AWOL=- EaSyStReEt: how much alcohol have you drunk so far?
-=AWOL=- Zilla baby!: WHAT HAS n00b TOLD YOU>
-=AWOL=- Zilla baby!: ???
-=AWOL=- EaSyStReEt: no i took a guess
-=AWOL=- Zilla baby!: you
-=AWOL=- Zilla baby!: D:
-=AWOL=- Zilla baby!: ;__;
-=AWOL=- EaSyStReEt: so you are drunk?

:smith:

That guy obviously doesn't know you well enough to tell the difference between you drunk and sober :lol:

[Ghost Rider]

- "You're drunk"
- "And you're ugly, but at least I'll be sober in the morning!"

[n00b1n8R]

That guy obviously doesn't know you well enough to tell the difference between you drunk and sober :lol:
WELL MAYBE IF YOU STOPPED SUCKING AND GOT THE OJ BOX, I COULD INVITE YOU INTO THE CLAN AND YOU COULD EDUCATE THEM. <:maddowns:>

[n00b1n8R]

bump


Pooky: i also liked the one with the CPPooky the pedo! :aaaaa:

[Bodzilla]

[14:25] The Real Ziz Lady: Fuck yeah
[14:26] The Real Ziz Lady: stabbed this alliace hunter in the bcak and killed him
[14:26] The Real Ziz Lady: twice :D
[14:26] Dyl: lol
[14:26] The Real Ziz Lady: awwww yeah
[14:26] The Real Ziz Lady: LAWL HUNTER
[14:26] The Real Ziz Lady: stealth stealth stealth
[14:26] The Real Ziz Lady: STAB STAB FUCKIG STAB
[14:26] Dyl: lol
[14:26] The Real Ziz Lady: and there was a night elf paly as well
[14:27] The Real Ziz Lady: fucked em both up
[14:27] Dyl: hahahaha
[14:28] The Real Ziz Lady: i was pissing off a dranai hunter the other day too
[14:28] The Real Ziz Lady: he was more then ten levels higher then me
[14:28] The Real Ziz Lady: he was just a skull
[14:28] The Real Ziz Lady: and i walked up
[14:28] The Real Ziz Lady: saped him
[14:28] The Real Ziz Lady: then garroted his creature
[14:28] The Real Ziz Lady: lawl
[14:28] Dyl: lol
[14:28] The Real Ziz Lady: when he broke out of the trance
[14:28] Dyl: rogues are fun hey
[14:28] The Real Ziz Lady: he sikked his creature on me
[14:28] The Real Ziz Lady: and i ran up this tree/log up onto this wall
[14:28] The Real Ziz Lady: then jumped onto a roof
[14:29] The Real Ziz Lady: lets see ya creature follow me now bitch
[14:29] The Real Ziz Lady: FOR THE HORDE
[14:29] The Real Ziz Lady: then later
[14:29] The Real Ziz Lady: he was slinking around
[14:29] The Real Ziz Lady: i walked up
[14:29] Dyl: hahaha
[14:29] The Real Ziz Lady: ambushed him
[14:29] The Real Ziz Lady: and then vanished
[14:29] The Real Ziz Lady: xD
[14:29] The Real Ziz Lady: XD
[14:29] Dyl: lol
[14:29] The Real Ziz Lady: FOR THE HORDE
[14:29] The Real Ziz Lady: but lol doggin those hunters ^______________________^

[n00b1n8R]

I remember when you were cool man. :saddowns:

[ultama121]

OH GOD. Another one is infected with the disease they call W.O.W. I've lost a few friends to that virus. :saddowns:

[Bodzilla]

i'm a gay alliance player so dont listen to a thing i say
only thing i heard tbh

[ExAm]

:fail:

[Llama Juice]

warthogwarrior90
hi
warthogwarrior90
do i no u???
thejuicyllama
uhh no?
warthogwarrior90
y did u ad me??
thejuicyllama
I didn't
warthogwarrior90
wo r u
thejuicyllama
did Hannah tell you to IM me?
warthogwarrior90
ho?
thejuicyllama
Whats your name on the forums
warthogwarrior90
wat forums???
thejuicyllama
I'm going to bed Hannah
thejuicyllama
good night.
warthogwarrior90
wo is hannah??
warthogwarrior90
dnt ad me if u dnt no me!!!
warthogwarrior90
its creepe
thejuicyllama
on AIM it doesn't tell you if I add you anyhow
thejuicyllama
you're just IMing me randomly
thejuicyllama
you're not on my list
warthogwarrior90
u wer on rcnt buddies!!
thejuicyllama
try typing correctly for a change
warthogwarrior90
y
thejuicyllama
I have no idea what you're saying
warthogwarrior90
wit
warthogwarrior90
wer r u from??
warthogwarrior90
wer u at a cncert or sumthn
thejuicyllama
no
thejuicyllama
I'm assuming you play Halo
warthogwarrior90
ths is my bros aim
thejuicyllama
so why are you asking me if i added your brother?
thejuicyllama
why do you care?
warthogwarrior90
bcuz
warthogwarrior90
i uze it2
thejuicyllama
seriously stop typing like a fucktard
warthogwarrior90
hey!!!
warthogwarrior90
thats mean!!!
thejuicyllama
Holy fuck. You can spell stuff correctly!
warthogwarrior90
wt
warthogwarrior90
leme giv u a pic
warthogwarrior90
mayb u mite no me then
warthogwarrior90
wt
warthogwarrior90
wats ur name
thejuicyllama
If you know me, you know me as Llama Juice
thejuicyllama
but since you're randomly IMing people on your brothers name. I don't know you
thejuicyllama
I'd recognize your terrible spelling.
thejuicyllama
and have blocked you
thejuicyllama
so I'm assuming this is a new account someone made just to fuck with me
thejuicyllama
probably silent
warthogwarrior90
ho??
warthogwarrior90
wit
warthogwarrior90
u liv in wisconsin?
thejuicyllama
google me some more
thejuicyllama
you'll find my phone number, social security number, website, youtube
thejuicyllama
Why can you spell Wisconsin correctly, but not something simple like "you" or "live"?
warthogwarrior90
??
warthogwarrior90
cuz its a nam
thejuicyllama
are you seriously retarded or something?
thejuicyllama
is it really that hard to type correctly?
warthogwarrior90
ys
warthogwarrior90
i faild type
thejuicyllama
so you figure "lets not ever ever ever try to type correctly"
thejuicyllama
It'll never benefit me in the future. It's just wasted effort now, since I already failed the class.
warthogwarrior90
ys
thejuicyllama
you're an idiot
warthogwarrior90
stll
warthogwarrior90
u mit no me from pic??
thejuicyllama

thejuicyllama
sure, send it
warthogwarrior90
is imgshk ok??
thejuicyllama
sure
warthogwarrior90
i blg so
warthogwarrior90
http://img167.imageshack.us/img167/481/showerdnce1062fj0.jpg
warthogwarrior90
Please, take a seat.
thejuicyllama
o no
thejuicyllama
I totally gave silent way too much credit there
thejuicyllama
you gunna post it, or should I?
warthogwarrior90
Sir, why did it have to come to this?
warthogwarrior90
We know what you have been doing.
warthogwarrior90
Any attempt of running will fail.
warthogwarrior90
The police are waiting outside for you, if you choose to leave.

GG

[Bodzilla]

update


[19:42] The Real Ziz Lady: :D
[19:43] The Real Ziz Lady: took down a lvl 70 warlock alliance fag man
[19:43] The Real Ziz Lady: i ganked them
[19:43] Zeal: rofl
[19:43] Zeal: nice man
[19:43] The Real Ziz Lady: while they had 5 guards attacking
[19:43] The Real Ziz Lady: xD
[19:43] Zeal: thats the true rogue spirit!
[19:43] Zeal: RIFK
[19:43] Zeal: ROFL
[19:44] Zeal: lolol nice man
[19:44] Zeal: what lvl are u now?
[19:44] The Real Ziz Lady: can 32
[19:44] The Real Ziz Lady: i was 31
[19:45] The Real Ziz Lady: thats right
[19:45] The Real Ziz Lady: i took down a lvl 70
[19:45] The Real Ziz Lady: when i was less then half his level

My Lvl 31 rogue > Lvl 70 Alliance(fag) warlock.

Mastering the gank!

[DaneO'Roo]

:fail:


:fail:

:fail:

[Bastinka]

GG
You do realize that's not me.. :eyesroll:

EDIT:

My Lvl 31 rogue > Lvl 70 Alliance(fag) warlock.
Man the good old wow days, I hate n00bs. I had to be alliance cuz biocroc was bitching at me, and the week I started playing he quit and I thought it took forever to get to level 10 at those days.

:shakefist: Damn you biocroc!

[Llama Juice]

You do realize that's not me.. :eyesroll:



thejuicyllama
I totally gave silent way too much credit there

Yep.

[Heathen]

Heathen: what kind of music is your dad
Silent Wind: and hes giving me his Westone Spectrum ST
Silent Wind: any type on guitar
Silent Wind: he can play anything
Heathen: sweet
Silent Wind: i was like 'play cliffs of dover'
Silent Wind: and he was like BEWBWEBWEBWEBW
Heathen: hahahaha
Silent Wind: and im like 'oly shit'
Heathen: well put

[LlamaMaster]

(LB) il Duce [CIA]: am i the onyl oen who saw it
(LB) il Duce [CIA]: omg
LlamaMaster: saw what
(LB) il Duce [CIA]: ma dick
(LB) il Duce [CIA]: guess not :/
LlamaMaster: ........
(LB) il Duce [CIA]: it was too small you missed it
LlamaMaster: wat, did you just say your dick is to small?

[Bodzilla]

**Ring ring**

Guy answering phone: "yello."

Women on phone: "hello this is..."

Guy answering phone: "Look i told ya, i'm not interested in switching phone company's
i already get my sunday papers delivered, i dont need any childrens books,
i dont need an adjustable bed, i've got all the magazines i need and i wont sign your petition."

Women on phone: "But, but this is your mother."

Guy answering phone: "i'm not interested in your mother, i've already got a mother
i dont need a new father, i dont need any new brothers, i have two, i dont want a new sister
and i Still wont sign your petition.

Women on phone: "eh... it's about your uncle Barry"

Guy answering phone: " NO! ahhhgghh. I already HAVE an uncle Barry!"

Women on phone: "HE'S DEAD, YOUR UNCLE BARRY's DEAD!"

Guy answering phone: "Uncle barrys dead?! Alright i need a new one. Put it on my credit card, send me two."
The Mr Hell show is just fucking genious

[Heathen]

HAHA^

[TeeKup]

Ryujin says:
WE HAVE AIR
Ryujin says:
SWEET JESUS WE HAVE AIR
Ryujin says:
NO
Ryujin says:
IT TURNED OFF
=PlasbianX= says:
LOL
Ryujin says:
SON OF A BITCH

[Bastinka]

«23:48:08» Boba: we should cam sometime
«23:48:11» Boba: ill show you my penis
«23:48:14» SilentWind-PL: wtf
:gonk:

[Heathen]

Haha.

[Rob Oplawar]

SnoopDogg132332 (8:05:08 PM): hey
roboplawar (8:05:15 PM): hey
SnoopDogg132332 (8:05:24 PM): i had 2 dreams with you in it last night
SnoopDogg132332 (8:05:25 PM): wtf
SnoopDogg132332 (8:05:32 PM): in one you became a russian king
SnoopDogg132332 (8:05:36 PM): and these people wanted to kill you
roboplawar (8:05:38 PM): wat
SnoopDogg132332 (8:05:41 PM): and then we fought this powerranger dude
SnoopDogg132332 (8:05:43 PM): and i couldnt see
SnoopDogg132332 (8:05:47 PM): and i felt a hand over my mouth
SnoopDogg132332 (8:05:49 PM): and someone saying shh
SnoopDogg132332 (8:05:52 PM): whihc utrne dout ot be you
roboplawar (8:05:53 PM): and it was me
SnoopDogg132332 (8:05:56 PM): and you like had me at your house
roboplawar (8:06:06 PM): and i told you to close your eyes
roboplawar (8:06:19 PM): and then i turned you over and tied you down
roboplawar (8:06:21 PM): yeah
roboplawar (8:06:24 PM): i had that dream too
SnoopDogg132332 (8:06:39 PM): wtf
SnoopDogg132332 (8:06:43 PM): not the same dream
SnoopDogg132332 (8:07:02 PM): and in one this midget attached to this chair which would run into a saw blade if these peopel didnt defuse a machine
SnoopDogg132332 (8:07:09 PM): uh
roboplawar (8:07:10 PM): yeah
SnoopDogg132332 (8:07:12 PM): yeah
SnoopDogg132332 (8:07:14 PM): and you were there
roboplawar (8:07:15 PM): the midget was in my dream too
SnoopDogg132332 (8:07:18 PM): in the room wiht the midget
SnoopDogg132332 (8:07:19 PM): and then left
SnoopDogg132332 (8:07:21 PM): and then i left
SnoopDogg132332 (8:07:27 PM): and escaped
SnoopDogg132332 (8:07:30 PM): dude stfu >: |
SnoopDogg132332 (8:07:32 PM): im not joking
roboplawar (8:08:07 PM): neither am i
roboplawar (8:08:11 PM): :pervert:

.

[n00b1n8R]

Super nintendo chalmers: dystopia has finished :D
Elmo the Emo Emperor: and i am not elmo
Elmo the Emo Emperor: discuss
Super nintendo chalmers: ?
-=AWOL=- n00b1n8R has changed their name to -=AWOL=- n00b1n8R.
Elmo the Emo Emperor has changed their name to -=AWOL=- n00b1n8R.
Super nintendo chalmers: oh its you
-=AWOL=- n00b1n8R: no it's me
-=AWOL=- n00b1n8R: gosh
Super nintendo chalmers: the other guy on the same account
-=AWOL=- n00b1n8R: possibly elmo's brother
-=AWOL=- n00b1n8R: though such claims have little evidcence
-=AWOL=- n00b1n8R: others claim he's an alternate personality
-=AWOL=- n00b1n8R: all we know is he's called the sti- wait
Super nintendo chalmers: ...

:woop:

[Bodzilla]

http://forums.cyberslam.com.au/style_emoticons/default/w00t.gif

[ultama121]

oshi- yay new Dystopia version.

[Llama Juice]

I sent her the link to my new video
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vj58UQQY87s


Jessica Rabbit says: (11:09:35 PM)
this is really random
Llama Juice says: (11:09:44 PM)
:P
Jessica Rabbit says: (11:11:13 PM)
well i can eat that cus i am prego
Jessica Rabbit says: (11:11:16 PM)
lol
Llama Juice says: (11:11:45 PM)
wha?
Llama Juice says: (11:11:58 PM)
since when?
Jessica Rabbit says: (11:12:14 PM)
i am pregnant i can eat at mc donalds
Llama Juice says: (11:12:36 PM)
.... yea if you wanna poison your kid.

[n00b1n8R]

Hannah (AD) says:
Theres a party in my tummy.
paul, god. says:
so yummy
n00b1n8R (TS) says:
BOBA DID YOU FORGET THE CONDOM AGAIN
SECRET DOT

[Phobias]

Our titan pilot has mining foreman links in his head and has swapped out his high slots for tractor beams and mining lasers.

We call him the Veldnaught.


.

[n00b1n8R]

bodzilla says:
your email address is young tezza???????
bodzilla says:
O___o
bodzilla says:
your name Terry :S?
bodzilla says:
you've rtold me before D:
n00b1n8R (TS) says:
we've had this conversation like 3 times now
n00b1n8R (TS) says:
discuss
bodzilla says:
i know
bodzilla says:
but i have shit memory
bodzilla says:
i told you i fap to often
bodzilla says:
or did i :S?
n00b1n8R (TS) says:
no
n00b1n8R (TS) says:
but thanks for sharing
bodzilla says:
but i swear i told you my memory was hsit
bodzilla says:
because i over fap D:
bodzilla says:
see D:
bodzilla says:
U LIAR
bodzilla says:
i totally told you on monday
bodzilla says:
when i was watching hentai!
n00b1n8R (TS) says:
wait what
bodzilla says:
and typing to you with the other hand
bodzilla says:
:S
n00b1n8R (TS) says:
LOL
n00b1n8R (TS) says:
LOL
bodzilla says:
dam heathen
bodzilla says:
got me interested lawl
bodzilla says:
had to check it out
bodzilla says:
some of it
n00b1n8R (TS) says:
HEY MODACITY, GUESS WHAT ZILLA GETS OFF TO
bodzilla says:
:GONK:
bodzilla says:
others "hmmmm....."
bodzilla says:
mostly Gonk though D;
n00b1n8R (TS) says:
brb quotes threading this
bodzilla says:
eh?
bodzilla says:
wait
bodzilla says:
wut :S
n00b1n8R (TS) says:
this conversation
n00b1n8R (TS) says:
is going into the post your quotes thread
n00b1n8R (TS) says:
at modacity
n00b1n8R (TS) says:
i trust you remember what modacity is
:downz:

[Bodzilla]

FUCK YOU

HEATHEN.

[TeeKup]

TURN TO COMEDY CENTRAL
TeeKup says:
THIS GUY IS GREAT
TeeKup says:
OMFG
=PlasbianX= says:
But im busy D:
TeeKup says:
PUT IT BACK IN UR PANTS
=PlasbianX= says:
NOT WHAT I MENT


.

Oh god thats epic.

@Bod: HAH HA HA.

[Heathen]

FUCK YOU

HEATHEN.
Nah, I'm good.

[TeeKup]

You sure? :-3

[Rentafence]

:3

[15:36] Rent: Why should I consume copious amounts of fruit before I have intercourse?
[15:36] An Entity of Zero: because it makes you taste better when shes sucking u off
[15:36] An Entity of Zero: true story
[15:36] Rent: Like APPLES? :D
[15:36] Rent: I LUUUUUURVE apples
[15:39] An Entity of Zero: Yes
[15:39] Rent: Then eating lots of fruit before jacking off will allow for easier cleanup, if you know what I mean
[15:39] An Entity of Zero: u will taste better

[ultama121]

LOL Heathen. Tentacle rape is hot. :lol:

[FluffyDuckyâ„¢]

Now this is old. This is amazingly skilled dane, and pretty boy halo player me about two years ago? :) Good times, I love you dane! :D


[MF�] ?lu???duck? LotSa<3: how many mins should i wrm up lasagnia
[MF�] ?lu???duck? LotSa<3: duno how to spel it
Ã�??T â€*: um
[MF�] ?lu???duck? LotSa<3: in microwave
Ã�??T â€*: 4 min
[MF�] ?lu???duck? LotSa<3: :O
[MF�] ?lu???duck? LotSa<3: 4
[MF�] ?lu???duck? LotSa<3: hmm 3
[MF�] ?lu???duck? LotSa<3: lol
[MF�] ?lu???duck? LotSa<3: brb
Ã�??T â€*: ok
[MF�] ?lu???duck? LotSa<3: OMFG
[MF�] ?lu???duck? LotSa<3: MY HOUSE IS ON FIRE
Ã�??T â€*: ?
[MF�] ?lu???duck? LotSa<3: HOLLY SHIT
Ã�??T â€*: WHAT
Ã�??T â€*: WHAT
[MF�] ?lu???duck? LotSa<3: FUCKKK!!!
Ã�??T â€*: DUDE
[MF�] ?lu???duck? LotSa<3: I BLEW TI UP
Ã�??T â€*: WTF
Ã�??T â€*: BLEW WHAT
[MF�] ?lu???duck? LotSa<3: MICROWAVE
[MF�] ?lu???duck? LotSa<3: aaAAAAAAAAAAAA
Ã�??T â€*: :O
[MF�] ?lu???duck? LotSa<3: FUCKKKKK
Ã�??T â€*: :O
Ã�??T â€*: WELL FUCJ
Ã�??T â€*: STOP TALKING TO ME
Ã�??T â€*: GET THE FUCKIN FIREBRIGADE
[MF�] ?lu???duck? LotSa<3: LMFAO!!
[MF�] ?lu???duck? LotSa<3: LMFAO!!
Ã�??T â€*: i hate you
[MF�] ?lu???duck? LotSa<3: U FELL FOR IT BAD!
[MF�] ?lu???duck? LotSa<3: HAHAHAHA
[MF�] ?lu???duck? LotSa<3: omg u made me laugh
[MF�] ?lu???duck? LotSa<3: hahahahaha!!!!
[MF�] ?lu???duck? LotSa<3: HAHAHAHAHAH
[MF�] ?lu???duck? LotSa<3: IM STILL AUGHING
[MF�] ?lu???duck? LotSa<3: LMFAO
Ã�??T â€*: dont joke about tah shit
Ã�??T â€*: i have relatives who died when theyre house burnt down
Ã�??T â€*: :(
Ã�??T â€*: dickhead
[MF�] ?lu???duck? LotSa<3: really
Ã�??T â€*: :(
Ã�??T â€*: fuck you
[MF�] ?lu???duck? LotSa<3: or are you being llike dice
Ã�??T â€*: wtf?
Ã�??T â€*: im fuckin serious
[MF�] ?lu???duck? LotSa<3: nvm
Ã�??T â€*: dont oke about that shit
[MF�] ?lu???duck? LotSa<3: k
Ã�??T â€*: :(
Ã�??T â€*: oi
Ã�??T â€*: ooi
[MF�] ?lu???duck? LotSa<3: .
Ã�??T â€*: LMFAO U GOT OWNED BACK BITCH
Ã�??T â€*: !!!
Ã�??T â€*: !!!
Ã�??T â€*: !!!
[MF�] ?lu???duck? LotSa<3: nope
[MF�] ?lu???duck? LotSa<3: i new u were doing that
Ã�??T â€*: meh
[MF�] ?lu???duck? LotSa<3: thats why i said like dice
Ã�??T â€*: asif
[MF�] ?lu???duck? LotSa<3: lol
[MF�] ?lu???duck? LotSa<3: i got u bad tho
[MF�] ?lu???duck? LotSa<3: hahaha
Ã�??T â€*: pfft
[MF�] ?lu???duck? LotSa<3: lol
[MF�] ?lu???duck? LotSa<3: i was laughing so bad

LOLOL, every time I read it I still manage to laugh! ROFL! :lol:

[n00b1n8R]

Where the hell is dice these days? I almost miss that tosser D:

E: he's on xfire right now, shows how much attention I pay >.>

[FluffyDuckyâ„¢]

LMAO, well he is on xfire as we speak... and msn. He doesn't really play halo anymore. Yeah, he was fun... he was the kinda guy who had a personality that you could just piss him off 24/7 and you'd just be sitting there loling at everything he did or said back. :p

[ExAm]

DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: :quick whitted pick up line"
ExAm (DMK): *condemnation of spelling skills*
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: :order to get back into the closet and to explain how you got out of those chains anyway:
ExAm (DMK): *suggestion that you have mistaken me for your mother*
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: :indication that I'll be back as soon as i find the fire extinguisher;
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: :indication that I'm now back:
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: :and that you owe me an eyebrow:
ExAm (DMK): *declaration of intent to post in the quote thread*.

[Bodzilla]

[21:44] DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: wtf why can you post emotes in rep and not img tags
[21:44] DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: fail
[21:44] The Real Ziz Lady: oi
[21:44] DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: though i suppose one could then give a -rep of goatse :U
[21:44] The Real Ziz Lady: you can go [shot ]:gonk :[ /shot]
[21:44] DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: really?
[21:44] DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: LOL
[21:44] The Real Ziz Lady: i did it to dane once
[21:44] The Real Ziz Lady: lawl
[21:44] The Real Ziz Lady: he was like WTF?
[21:44] The Real Ziz Lady: i lawl'd
[21:44] The Real Ziz Lady: it like stretches your hole CP lawl
[21:45] The Real Ziz Lady: so you should be able to post img tags in rep
[21:46] DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: DUDE
[21:46] DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: DUDE
[21:46] DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: LOL
[21:46] DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: DUDE LOL
[21:46] DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: WTF
[21:46] DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: STRECHED OUT A2M
[21:46] DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: LOL
[21:46] DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: LOL
[21:46] DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: LOL
[21:46] The Real Ziz Lady: LOL\
[21:46] The Real Ziz Lady: dUDE
[21:46] The Real Ziz Lady: CMON
[21:46] The Real Ziz Lady: D;

**n00b Shot tag ganks me with A2m D:**

[21:47] DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: JESUS CHRIST WHEN HE PULLS OUT THEIRS BLOOD ON IT
[21:47] DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: LOL
[21:47] DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: LOL
[21:47] DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: LOL
[21:47] DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: AHAHAHA
[21:47] DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: OMFG WHO WOULD MAKE THAT
[21:47] DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: LOL
[21:47] The Real Ziz Lady: Dude
[21:47] The Real Ziz Lady: give it to wraith
[21:47] The Real Ziz Lady: he's butthurt remember
[21:47] The Real Ziz Lady: Do it
[21:47] The Real Ziz Lady: oh man
[21:47] DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: no.
[21:47] The Real Ziz Lady: :D?!!
[21:47] The Real Ziz Lady: WHAT
[21:47] DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: do it yourself
[21:47] The Real Ziz Lady: but he's butthurt
[21:47] The Real Ziz Lady: i will alawlawlwlalwlaw
[21:48] DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: no, you
[21:49] The Real Ziz Lady: lawl
[21:49] The Real Ziz Lady: done
[21:49] The Real Ziz Lady: i gave him a +rep
[21:50] The Real Ziz Lady: "i've got just what you need"
[21:50] The Real Ziz Lady: lawl
[21:50] DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: :U
[21:50] DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: real mature
[21:50] The Real Ziz Lady: butthurt indeed
[21:50] The Real Ziz Lady: xD
[21:50] The Real Ziz Lady: hey it's a plus
[21:50] The Real Ziz Lady: >:U
[21:50] DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: yeah but seriously
[21:50] The Real Ziz Lady: oi
[21:50] DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: he's going to have that untill it gets flushed out down the bottom of his CP
[21:50] The Real Ziz Lady: :p
[21:50] The Real Ziz Lady: and
[21:50] The Real Ziz Lady: it will take him WEEKS
[21:50] The Real Ziz Lady: ROFL
[21:50] The Real Ziz Lady: no
[21:50] The Real Ziz Lady: months
[21:50] The Real Ziz Lady: LMAO
[21:50] The Real Ziz Lady: XD!!11
[21:50] The Real Ziz Lady: Hahahah
[21:50] The Real Ziz Lady: ROFl
[21:50] The Real Ziz Lady: IASFLuhfaslUHSfljsf
[21:50] The Real Ziz Lady: dude
[21:50] DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: your such a douche
[21:50] The Real Ziz Lady: i'm crying with laughter
[21:51] The Real Ziz Lady: xD
[21:51] The Real Ziz Lady: oh god
[21:51] The Real Ziz Lady: xD
[21:51] DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: a funny douche, but a douche none the less
[21:51] The Real Ziz Lady: xD
http://i69.photobucket.com/albums/i80/bodzilla_1/a2m.jpg

[ExAm]

ROFL :lmao:

[Heathen]

Heathen: I got two girls numbers today
Sim: lulz
Heathen: and I already had sex with one of them
Sim: -_-
Sim: Lies
Heathen: The numbers I mean..
Sim: lolol

[TeeKup]

<Elegy> Im talking to Camel, he just said something that floored me. LOL
<TeeKup> ...lol
<LegenD_Grif> floored?
<LegenD_Grif> Esplain
<TeeKup> rofl'd
<Elegy> rofl'd
<Jives> lolwut
<TeeKup> indeed

Halogrid IRC

[Bodzilla]

R8n1b00n -=LOWA=-: cheer up and lets have some sex mate
R8n1b00n -=LOWA=-: I've always secretly wanted a guy to shit in my ear
R8n1b00n -=LOWA=-: so want to play you cornish game hen

:S??

[DOMINATOR]

" doinatoiar is the fucmking badest aass mosther cuker on the fuckin eatrth YA HEADR!"

[Pooky]

R8n1b00n -=LOWA=-: cheer up and lets have some sex mate
R8n1b00n -=LOWA=-: I've always secretly wanted a guy to shit in my ear
R8n1b00n -=LOWA=-: so want to play you cornish game hen

:S??

gosh n00b's such a gay :downs:

[Bodzilla]

Toat-tally

[n00b1n8R]

:saddowns:

In the interests of staying ontopic:

<bodzilla is now playing Halo>
<bodzilla stopped playing Halo>
<bodzilla is now playing Halo>
<bodzilla stopped playing Halo>
<bodzilla is now playing Halo>
<bodzilla stopped playing Halo>
<bodzilla is now playing Halo>

[PlasbianX]

i_love_lavern_101: OK I AM BAC I SAW U AT THE CHURCH THE OTHER DAY U WHERE STANDING THERE I DROVE BY WITH RACHEL CHIZMADIA
Entity Zero: I have no clue what you are talking about lol.
i_love_lavern_101: IS THIS TREVER
i_love_lavern_101: ?
Entity Zero: lol no.
i_love_lavern_101: TRVOR?
i_love_lavern_101: WHO IS THIS THEN?
Entity Zero: Uh, this would be allen. lol..
i_love_lavern_101: OHH
i_love_lavern_101: LOL IDK?>



Dumbass xD

[n00b1n8R]

LOL ROFL!

*facepalm*

[PlasbianX]

[23:19:09] Water Of Gaia: STOMACH
[23:19:10] Water Of Gaia: BATHROOM
[23:19:11] Water Of Gaia: BRB
[23:24:23] Water Of Gaia: Ok
[23:24:29] Water Of Gaia: theres something wrong with me
[23:24:32] =PlasbianX=: I got CE working
[23:24:34] =PlasbianX=: woot :p
[23:24:39] Water Of Gaia: because
[23:24:42] Water Of Gaia: I was taught
[23:24:47] Water Of Gaia: shit came in 2 forms
[23:24:49] Water Of Gaia: solid
[23:24:51] Water Of Gaia: which is normal
[23:24:53] Water Of Gaia: and jello
[23:24:57] Water Of Gaia: which is diarreha
[23:24:58] =PlasbianX=: jello
[23:25:00] =PlasbianX=: wtf
[23:25:05] Water Of Gaia: i was not aware it also came in liquid form
[23:25:11] =PlasbianX=: .....
[23:25:12] =PlasbianX=: Ew.
[23:25:16] Water Of Gaia: which i just experienced
[23:25:26] Water Of Gaia: theres also
[23:25:30] Water Of Gaia: something wrong with my mom
[23:25:35] Water Of Gaia: for buying toilet paper
[23:25:46] Water Of Gaia: which is like actual paper
[23:26:33] =PlasbianX=: ROFL

[Bastinka]

http://i123.photobucket.com/albums/o290/SilentWindPL/funny_convo.png
Btw I'm Brookor. :3

[Phobias]

I remember talking to you once, you didn't have that deep of a voice, omegadragon however...everyone thought he was black >__>

[Bastinka]

Oh omegadragon, that black fool. But it's deepened since then.

[Phobias]

how the fuck could it get deeper :S

[Bodzilla]

i've got the voice of a nightingale.

[Pooky]

i've got the voice of a nightingale.

Everytime I've heard you, you sounded like a coffee addict :lol:


<3

[Bastinka]

i've got the voice of a nightingale.
Then you belong in teamspeak. :-3

PM for info if you want.

[n00b1n8R]

friedmetroid: idk what it is
friedmetroid: but everytime you post
friedmetroid: I think its ross
-=AWOL=- n00b1n8R: <_<
friedmetroid: then I see the name
-=AWOL=- n00b1n8R has changed their name to Rossmum.
friedmetroid: didnt happen before you changed your avatar
friedmetroid: rofl
Rossmum: elmo changed it
friedmetroid: ross never goes by Rossmum
friedmetroid: he always has some fucked up 10 page long name
Rossmum: with german alt codes
friedmetroid: or Russian
Rossmum has changed their name to [РРП КА] беркут.
[РРП КА] беркут: wuzup gee
friedmetroid: lol that actually fooled me for a second
[РРП КА] беркут: i'm russmum teh possmum coming rite at u rite here right now niga
friedmetroid: I thought ross actually condescended to speak to me
friedmetroid: yeah right
friedmetroid: :v:
[РРП КА] беркут: roflGentlemen.

[Rob Oplawar]

meh, you're all australian. who can tell the difference, anyway?

[n00b1n8R]

Diortem Deirf: you doing anything around 8?
The Real Ziz Lady: y?
Diortem Deirf: what?
The Real Ziz Lady: why do you ask
Diortem Deirf: because awol has a scrim in tf2 and we need playerz D:
The Real Ziz Lady: i av no mic!
Diortem Deirf: don't need one
The Real Ziz Lady: hmmm
Diortem Deirf: DO IT FOR ME BABY
Diortem Deirf: also teh lag is younger than me wtf
The Real Ziz Lady: ok
The Real Ziz Lady: i'll do it
Diortem Deirf: :D!!
The Real Ziz Lady: but
The Real Ziz Lady: i'm asking something in return
Diortem Deirf: no.
The Real Ziz Lady: you must A2M Snaf. Shot tagged.
The Real Ziz Lady: do it
Diortem Deirf: not going to happen
The Real Ziz Lady: faggot.
Diortem Deirf: no
Diortem Deirf: fuck you
Diortem Deirf: i'll tell the guys in vent you'll be there
:maddowns:

[Rob Oplawar]

mass123123123 (10:10:25 PM): lol
mass123123123 (10:10:33 PM): I don't make your mom jokes
mass123123123 (10:10:44 PM): I make mom jokes about one guy's mom
mass123123123 (10:10:52 PM): in front of him to other people
mass123123123 (10:10:56 PM): cause I'm a dick
roboplawar (10:11:56 PM): mass123123123 (10:10:33 PM): I don't make your mom jokes
roboplawar (10:12:06 PM):

mass123123123 (8:20:55 PM):I'd like to see your mom laid out onmybed-ically
mass123123123 (8:21:02 PM):oh wait, I already did
mass123123123 (8:21:06 PM):OOOOO BURN
roboplawar (10:12:16 PM):

mass123123123 (7:30:42 PM):I get big stacks of your momma for doing what I love to too
roboplawar (10:12:26 PM):

Rob Oplawar (5:58:46 PM):apparently i am infinitely burnable
mass123123123 (5:58:55 PM):ok like your mom last night!
roboplawar (10:12:44 PM):
roboplawar (11:51:35 PM):aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
mass123123123 (11:51:41 PM):Rob, stop imitating your mom last night.
roboplawar (10:13:01 PM):
mass123123123 (11:39:50 PM):what would you do if an internet video surfaced of me pissing on your mom
roboplawar (10:13:30 PM):
mass123123123 (11:43:41 PM):yeah, my crowbar is about 5 feet long
mass123123123 (11:43:53 PM):which makes it easier to put in my mouth
mass123123123 (11:44:18 PM):and ecrowbarulate on your mom
roboplawar (10:13:44 PM):
roboplawar (6:39:10 PM):*facepalm*
mass123123123 (6:39:20 PM):you mean
mass123123123 (6:39:28 PM):*Faceplant*
mass123123123 (6:39:35 PM):into your moms pussay
mass123123123 (10:14:39 PM): I don't know why you have those
mass123123123 (10:14:43 PM): that's kind of sad
roboplawar (10:14:51 PM): aim logs
roboplawar (10:14:52 PM): mass
mass123123123 (10:14:54 PM): do you catalogue my your mom jokes?
roboplawar (10:15:01 PM): i catalogue everything
roboplawar (10:15:03 PM): i'm a nerd

Ahem.


also:

mass123123123 (10:18:17 PM): I should smoke less pot
woohoo, alright, we're making progress here!

[Con]

woohoo, alright, we're making progress here!
huzzah!

[Bastinka]

wat.


«10:30:54» Boba: Can I tell you something
«10:31:10» SilentWind-PL: Yes *Expects yelling and screaming from boba again*
«10:31:19» Boba: Today
«10:31:26» Boba: I went out and got a vibrator.
«10:31:31» Boba: Hannah, well
«10:31:34» Boba: Isn't doing it for me
«10:31:41» Boba: She never plays with my butt.
«10:31:48» Boba: I want someone to hit my g-spot
«10:31:49» SilentWind-PL: what the fuck
«10:43:29» Boba: I don't know
«10:43:40» Boba: She tried with her finger
«10:43:47» Boba: I didn't have enough MASS
«10:43:54» SilentWind-PL: Ok dude just stop, idk what you get ..
«10:43:55» SilentWind-PL: lmao
«10:43:56» SilentWind-PL: mass
«10:44:26» SilentWind-PL: ic what u did thereAlso, it was him and hannah of course.

«10:36:19» SilentWind-PL: WTF DID YOU DO TO BOBA.
«10:36:26» HannahMarii | Why So Gnar? : Oh.
«10:36:30» HannahMarii | Why So Gnar? : I played with his butt
«10:36:35» SilentWind-PL: D:
«10:36:36» HannahMarii | Why So Gnar? : and he didnt like it
«10:36:38» HannahMarii | Why So Gnar? : and he beat me
«10:36:41» HannahMarii | Why So Gnar? : to a bloody pulp
«10:36:56» SilentWind-PL: What the hell goes through bobas mind to come up with this stuff.
«10:36:59» SilentWind-PL: Or was it you?..
«10:37:22» HannahMarii | Why So Gnar? : Dude I seriously played with his butt
«10:37:24» HannahMarii | Why So Gnar? : Try it sometime
«10:37:33» SilentWind-PL: I'm fine, thank you.
«10:37:45» HannahMarii | Why So Gnar? : try it
«10:37:50» HannahMarii | Why So Gnar? : Just stick your finger in there O:
«10:37:54» SilentWind-PL: D:
«10:37:59» SilentWind-PL: You're ewy.
«10:38:11» HannahMarii | Why So Gnar? : inorite?
«10:39:37» SilentWind-PL: My brain is scarrred.
«10:39:42» SilentWind-PL: with 3 r's
«10:40:04» HannahMarii | Why So Gnar? : Try it
«10:40:08» HannahMarii | Why So Gnar? : I promise I wont tell anyone
«10:40:21» SilentWind-PL: .....
«10:40:31» SilentWind-PL: NO.
«10:44:29» SilentWind-PL: oic... And right as I was writing this boba replied.

«10:49:11» Boba: Do uh
«10:49:15» Boba: If I met you..
«10:49:18» Boba: would you um
«10:49:19» Boba: do me
«10:49:23» Boba: please
«10:50:17» SilentWind-PL: ...
«10:50:26» SilentWind-PL: >_> Wtf is wrong with you kid.
«10:50:38» Boba: would you make me moan
«10:50:42» Boba: and make me cum
«10:51:12» SilentWind-PL: NO.I'm not posting anymore of bobas shenanigans, I'm starting to get the hint he's either gay or was abused in his childhood. Who comes up with this shit.


«10:51:43» Boba: when you do it
«10:51:48» Boba: claw your nails into my lower back
«10:51:51» Boba: while we do it doggy
«10:51:55» Boba: OH and call my maragaret

EDIT:

«10:53:27» Boba: Or even
«10:53:33» Boba: Princess Margaret Periwinkle
«10:53:38» SilentWind-PL: wtf
«10:54:07» Boba: DO YOU LIVE ME
«10:54:12» Boba: WILL YOU CUM INSIDE MY ASS
«10:54:13» Boba: PLEASE
«10:54:15» Boba: LOVE*

[ExAm]

:gonk:x30bajillionmillion

[n00b1n8R]

I forgot to quote the conversation where pooky told me about he he BLANKED his BLANKS and BLANK earlier today and ended up with fist fulls of BLANK. It was pretty gross. :saddowns:

[Bastinka]

Yeah now look what he posted in his gallery thread.

[n00b1n8R]

What gallary thread? :S

[Bastinka]

Boba's 'Assorted Works'

[Boba]

wat.

Also, it was him and hannah of course.
... And right as I was writing this boba replied.
I'm not posting anymore of bobas shenanigans, I'm starting to get the hint he's either gay or was abused in his childhood. Who comes up with this shit.



EDIT:
http://forums.facepunchstudios.com/images/smilies/emot-q.png

[Bodzilla]

[20:34] [X] - Ph☼ßîä§ /|\ Talîc: (if you need a place to stay...we have a spare room)
[20:35] The Real Ziz Lady: you'd seriously do that?
[20:36] [X] - Ph☼ßîä§ /|\ Talîc: well, we have to move house soon (3 months or so from now), and we should be moving into a 3 bedroom place...not sure about it though
[20:36] The Real Ziz Lady: :S
[20:36] [X] - Ph☼ßîä§ /|\ Talîc: but yeah.
[20:36] The Real Ziz Lady: well it wont be till the start of the year man
[20:36] The Real Ziz Lady: if i get it
[20:37] [X] - Ph☼ßîä§ /|\ Talîc: we should be in the new place by then, so we'll know if we have room
[20:39] The Real Ziz Lady: k
[20:46] [X] - Ph☼ßîä§ /|\ Talîc: as long as you don't become a homocidal maniac between here and then.
[20:47] [X] - Ph☼ßîä§ /|\ Talîc: because if you did, some serious ass pounding would have to be dealt.
[20:49] The Real Ziz Lady: but who would be receiving D:?
[20:50] [X] - Ph☼ßîä§ /|\ Talîc: :S
[20:50] The Real Ziz Lady: swish :S
[20:51] [X] - Ph☼ßîä§ /|\ Talîc: indeed :S


:S?

[Phobias]

The ultimate checkmate :S

[TeeKup]

<Lazer> k
<Lazer> onto faggots
<Lazer> i hate em
<Lazer> they stank
<Sora> i have a faggot friend
<Sora> it makes it okay for me to make fun of them
<C> lol
<TeeKup> I'll have you know that I smell like fresh mangos
<Sora> OH SHIT
<C> he wears mango cologne to hide the smell of sex
<Tuzion> lmao
<TeeKup> .....sometimes
<C> wait

[n00b1n8R]

What sex? :downs:

[PlasbianX]

What sex? :downs:

The makeup sex hes getting from that black dude with the huge... frying pan he just got back together with.

[n00b1n8R]

Nobody tells me anything these days. :smith:

[TeeKup]

The makeup sex hes getting from that black dude with the huge... frying pan he just got back together with.

Yes, me and Anthony got back together. :-3

[n00b1n8R]

How is having a huge... frying pan a good thing in a homosexual relationship. :X

[Sel]

[21:16] Diortem Deirf: "masterz and cmt omg tnx i luv u XP (but not in a gay way in like a friend kind of way kk)"
[21:17] Diortem Deirf: how's it feel knowing that 50 teenage nerds would suck your dick in return for a pic of a half finished render

[n00b1n8R]

I <3 KITTIES & PONIES: HOLY SHIT YOU'RE MY LONG-LOST BROTHER
Diortem Deirf: WE SHOULD HAVE MAKE UP SEX
Diortem Deirf: LIKE TEEK AND HIS OLD NEW BF
I <3 KITTIES & PONIES: THE GREAT THING ABOUT BEING TEEKIE ISN'T BEING GAY, IT'S SHOWING EVERYONE ON THE INTERNET I AM
Diortem Deirf: LOL

:lmao:

still <3 u btw teekie babe :3

[TeeKup]

I really haven't been showing it off much lately. Besides IRL I don't even hint at it. But seriously, I'm REALLY giddy about getting back together. I swear I'd die for him.

[JunkfoodMan]

:lmao:

still <3 u btw teekie babe :3

wait hay i made that

[n00b1n8R]

I <3 KITTIES & PONIES:
:teekupexbawkskidphotoshoop::v:

[TeeKup]

Hey guess what you can do, you can delete that picture.

[JunkfoodMan]

:v:

Better.
Also Teekup, you mean from modacity altogether?
That picture made me cool :saddowns:

[TeeKup]

From modacity altogether?

[n00b1n8R]

friedmetroid: wtf
wooble: ?
friedmetroid: my ass crack is itching for some dark crusade
friedmetroid: :(
wooble: but my awesome boat of awesome is almost finished :(
friedmetroid: yeah well
friedmetroid: I'll put teekup on it when its done
friedmetroid: make it the gay boat
friedmetroid: so there
wooble: teekup won't want to get on
wooble: it's not 30 foot tall, bipedal and carying around a vestigal sword
I was playing gmod btw.

[TeeKup]

Fuck Off.

[n00b1n8R]

What, now I can't poke fun at gundams? :smith:

[Pooky]

Fuck Off.


Don't hate, we love you baby :(

[Bastinka]

My god n00b enough with the teekup whoring.

[n00b1n8R]

Oh come on. Pooky started it and it's my fault? I quoted it more for the gundam joke than the slur on teeks sexuality.

[ExAm]

Didn't look like a gundam joke to me, you would have had to point it out for most people to get it.
And gundams are more like 80 to 100 feet tall :P

[Bodzilla]

ZXSphsw9hbs
This show has some of the best quotes/ skits ever.

The life of the giant squid.....

[PlasbianX]

[23:31:46] Water Of Gaia: i found some pics of wentz
[23:33:24] Water Of Gaia: want to see
[23:33:26] Water Of Gaia: :3
[23:33:42] - PlasbianX -: Sure >.>
[23:33:49] Water Of Gaia: lol no
[23:34:01] Water Of Gaia: but i did find something else
[23:35:00] - PlasbianX -: o-O
[23:35:04] Water Of Gaia: firefox is lagging
[23:36:06] Water Of Gaia: wow pete's really in shape
[23:36:29] - PlasbianX -: unlike u!
[23:36:34] Water Of Gaia: HEY
[23:36:38] Water Of Gaia: ALL I HAVE IS A BELLY
[23:36:39] Water Of Gaia: FUCK OFF
[23:36:47] Water Of Gaia: YOU KNOW WHAT
[23:36:59] - PlasbianX -: what
[23:37:14] Water Of Gaia: i cant link you
[23:37:26] Water Of Gaia: you'd catch it before you clicked
[23:37:33] - PlasbianX -: XD
[23:37:38] - PlasbianX -: thats why you tiny URL it to me
[23:37:43] - PlasbianX -: but you already ruined it.
[23:37:46] Water Of Gaia: ?
[23:37:47] - PlasbianX -: So i know not to click
[23:37:52] Water Of Gaia: pic of pietes cock
[23:38:43] Water Of Gaia: WTF
[23:38:56] Water Of Gaia: TROJAN
[23:39:08] Water Of Gaia: SITE WAS MALICIOUS
[23:39:21] - PlasbianX -: LOL
[23:39:22] - PlasbianX -: LOL
[23:39:22] - PlasbianX -: LOL
[23:39:23] - PlasbianX -: LOL
[23:39:24] - PlasbianX -: LOL
[23:39:28] - PlasbianX -: SO QUOTE THREADED

[TeeKup]

TeeKup says:
i uploaded a pic of the trojan
TeeKup says:
lets use tiny url to see what it does
TeeKup says:
wtf thats it
TeeKup says:
its like an imageshack code
TeeKup says:
<REMOVED>
TeeKup says:
thank god for mcaffee
- PlasbianX - says:
YOU
- PlasbianX - says:
FUCKING
- PlasbianX - says:
PRICK
TeeKup says:
HAH
TeeKup says:
GOT YOU
- PlasbianX - says:
UGH
- PlasbianX - says:
FUCK YOU
TeeKup says:
HAH
TeeKup says:
HAH
TeeKup says:
HAH
- PlasbianX - says:
I DIDNT NEED TO SEE THAT
TeeKup says:
HAH

[Heathen]

Did I miss something here?

[PlasbianX]

cascadegame03: Umm, hello
cascadegame03: Have we spoken before?
plasbianx1337: Yes.
cascadegame03: wait..
cascadegame03: u must be one of those atheists from modacity
plasbianx1337: Im not an atheist
plasbianx1337: I do remember you as that religion guy though.
cascadegame03: Ahh
cascadegame03: Well then ...ur an agnostic?
plasbianx1337: A what?
plasbianx1337: I dont go to church, ive never read the bible, and I believe theres someone higher out there.
plasbianx1337: Whats that make me?
cascadegame03: that just makes u a theist
cascadegame03: Well do u believe that there's a higher realm of reality?
cascadegame03: like Heaven?
plasbianx1337: Yes
plasbianx1337: Ive just never read the bible or been to church.
cascadegame03: So, how do u suppose we get there?
cascadegame03: to Heaven
cascadegame03: how do u think we get there?
plasbianx1337: I have no clue.
cascadegame03: Well
cascadegame03: Do u want a reason to bible to be true?
plasbianx1337: Kinda
cascadegame03: heh, yeah
cascadegame03: Well, can u suggest a certain article for u?
plasbianx1337: Sure
cascadegame03: Ok^^
cascadegame03: Hold on
cascadegame03: And please note
cascadegame03: Im not trying to force myself upon you
cascadegame03: Im doing this because i rlly do care
cascadegame03: http://www.gotquestions.org/Bible-God-Word.html
cascadegame03: Umm
cascadegame03: Do u know someone named
cascadegame03: Rentafence
plasbianx1337: no
cascadegame03: Im sure u do
cascadegame03: i am not stupid at all
plasbianx1337: ok.
cascadegame03: I cant blieve ud be so fake with me
cascadegame03: i thought u were an okay person
cascadegame03: and now u blatantly lie to me
plasbianx1337: How?
cascadegame03: U told me u dontknow rentafence
cascadegame03: Dude
cascadegame03: He's from modacity
cascadegame03: just like u
cascadegame03: Ive NEVER talked to him
cascadegame03: until just now
cascadegame03: and i find it very difficult to believe
cascadegame03: that someone from the exact same fucking message board community
cascadegame03: would message me
cascadegame03: like at the exact same time
cascadegame03: as you
cascadegame03: and thats not even the rich part
cascadegame03: His first IM was along the lines about what WE were talking about
cascadegame03: Look, if u dont want to learn about what I have to say, then dont fucking waste my time and act like u rlly want to learn

[Choking Victim]

Is it a sin to curse like a sailor?

[Disaster]

Hahaha. I lol'd. I'm saving that just for lolz.

[Rentafence]

Cascadegame03 (6:59:36 PM): Umm, what?
Cascadegame03 (6:59:43 PM): Yes, Hell exists
Cascadegame03 (6:59:53 PM): And you don't go to Hell for not believing
Cascadegame03 (7:00:00 PM): You go to Hell for not accepting Jesus as your savior
Rentafence5 (7:00:01 PM): But for being bad, immoral
Rentafence5 (7:00:05 PM): Oh
Rentafence5 (7:00:06 PM): I see
Rentafence5 (7:00:16 PM): So i can not be a christian for example
Rentafence5 (7:00:21 PM): but still believe in jesus
Rentafence5 (7:00:25 PM): and be saved?
Cascadegame03 (7:00:41 PM): A Christian is someone who has genuinely accepted Jesus Christ as their Lord and Savior
Rentafence5 (7:01:00 PM): Not to say non christians cant do that
Cascadegame03 (7:01:18 PM): ...
Cascadegame03 (7:01:29 PM): They wouldn't be a non-christian if they did to that
Cascadegame03 (7:01:39 PM): I dont think u truly even understand why you accept Jesus Christ
Cascadegame03 (7:01:44 PM): as your lord and savior
Cascadegame03 (7:01:53 PM): U see it as simply a duty on the "to do" list
Cascadegame03 (7:01:57 PM): of life
Cascadegame03 (7:02:01 PM): But its much more than that
Rentafence5 (7:02:40 PM): Well, If i didn't accept jesus, how could I unite with him and the lord in heaven? He gave his life for all of us, he deserves my faith
Cascadegame03 (7:03:27 PM): If u dont accept Jesus, then you are guily of all your sins and as a result of the fact that God can't allow anything short of perfection in Heaven
Cascadegame03 (7:03:31 PM): You'd go to hell
Cascadegame03 (7:03:34 PM): which is just as real
Rentafence5 (7:06:22 PM): So i'm guilty for sins my ancestors commited If I don't believe in the existence of jesus? That sounds like stalin calling you a traitor to russia for not agreeing with everything he says. Is god a communist?
Cascadegame03 (7:06:51 PM): Okay, now you're trying to crack jokes that aren't even funny

[PlasbianX]

:words:

Having a field day with this guy xD

[Rentafence]

Moar

Rentafence5 (7:33:42 PM): i would say we came about by luck
Cascadegame03 (7:33:47 PM): Well
Cascadegame03 (7:33:55 PM): I would say very stupid and foolish to think that
Cascadegame03 (7:34:01 PM): that's*
Rentafence5 (7:34:09 PM): a fantasy?
Cascadegame03 (7:34:10 PM): To get a miracle planet like this
Cascadegame03 (7:34:12 PM): Is like
Rentafence5 (7:34:22 PM): A one in a billion chance?
Cascadegame03 (7:34:28 PM): rolling a 2,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 sided die
Cascadegame03 (7:34:35 PM): and happening to get this
Rentafence5 (7:34:36 PM): Luckily the universe is incredibly big
Rentafence5 (7:34:47 PM): And that chance probably occured over and over and over and over
Cascadegame03 (7:34:55 PM): Mhm, dont think so
Cascadegame03 (7:35:01 PM): throughout history
Cascadegame03 (7:35:08 PM): people have
Cascadegame03 (7:35:16 PM): been obsessed with the meaning of life
Cascadegame03 (7:35:19 PM): and their purpose
Cascadegame03 (7:35:20 PM): and
Cascadegame03 (7:35:29 PM): i dont think reason ceoms from non-reason
Cascadegame03 (7:35:32 PM): comes*
Cascadegame03 (7:35:48 PM): So, a reasonable intelligent creator must've created it
Cascadegame03 (7:35:55 PM): I dont think its fair to say
Cascadegame03 (7:36:00 PM): that a complex earth
Cascadegame03 (7:36:07 PM): was created by pure luck
Cascadegame03 (7:36:21 PM): if that were true then, it wouldnt be so hard to win the lottery
Cascadegame03 (7:36:28 PM): luck like that would be spontenous
Rentafence5 (7:36:34 PM): I don't think its reasonable to say a supreme being came out of nothing and created everything
Cascadegame03 (7:36:41 PM): He didnt come out of nothing
Rentafence5 (7:36:46 PM): RLY
Cascadegame03 (7:36:51 PM): Yes, really
Cascadegame03 (7:36:59 PM): He was there since the beginning
Cascadegame03 (7:37:06 PM): and really time doesnt even exist for Him
Cascadegame03 (7:37:20 PM): Time doesnt rlly even exist
Rentafence5 (7:37:20 PM): Impossible
Cascadegame03 (7:37:26 PM): Very possible
Cascadegame03 (7:37:27 PM): we humans
Cascadegame03 (7:37:31 PM): tend to think of time
Cascadegame03 (7:37:34 PM): as a line
Cascadegame03 (7:37:40 PM): a linear series of events
Rentafence5 (7:37:41 PM): Its not a circle
Rentafence5 (7:37:45 PM): stop right there
Cascadegame03 (7:37:47 PM): bu think of time as a big circle
Cascadegame03 (7:37:50 PM): and which
Cascadegame03 (7:37:53 PM): God is in the center
Cascadegame03 (7:37:59 PM): equidistanant
Cascadegame03 (7:38:02 PM): from all points
Rentafence5 (7:38:08 PM): aka the center
Rentafence5 (7:38:09 PM): i got that

[Choking Victim]

Is he aware that Einstein himself rejected the bible as a childish fantasy? Or does he believe Einstein is the devil?

[Rentafence]

Fooseball is the devil

[nick3d]

bloody hell hes a bible basher and half, i know people who read the bible but not people who are obsessed with god and jesus like he is lol,
tbh i dont believe in anything, and im pretty sure there is most probably another planet out there with living things on there, like on the other side of the sun there might be another earth lol rotating at the same time as us lol :S now im confusin ma self :L lol

[Disaster]

Fooseball is the devil
D: I'm gonna screw with him when I get the chance :lol:

[Rentafence]

Hey guys, it's official, the guy is a troll.

Cascadegame03 (7:58:56 PM): Let me show u why its so stupid!
Cascadegame03 (7:59:01 PM): Just hush
Rentafence5 (7:59:03 PM): brb phone
Cascadegame03 (7:59:09 PM): It's called the mount rushmore test
Cascadegame03 (7:59:47 PM): http://everystudent.com/wires/mtrushmore.html

[Disaster]

Where can I buy the drugs that guys on?

[teh lag]

Hey guys, it's official, the guy is a troll.

Cascadegame03 (7:58:56 PM): Let me show u why its so stupid!
Cascadegame03 (7:59:01 PM): Just hush
Rentafence5 (7:59:03 PM): brb phone
Cascadegame03 (7:59:09 PM): It's called the mount rushmore test
Cascadegame03 (7:59:47 PM): http://everystudent.com/wires/mtrushmore.html

:(

And a very good one.

Kudos to you Mr. Game03.

[Rentafence]

He's still denying that he's a troll. A google search of his name revealed an account on multiple forums. Damnit, and I thought this was funny as shit too. If you wanna see the fucking hour long convo i had...

Cascadegame03 (6:59:36 PM): Umm, what?
Cascadegame03 (6:59:43 PM): Yes, Hell exists
Cascadegame03 (6:59:53 PM): And you don't go to Hell for not believing
Cascadegame03 (7:00:00 PM): You go to Hell for not accepting Jesus as your savior
Rentafence5 (7:00:01 PM): But for being bad, immoral
Rentafence5 (7:00:05 PM): Oh
Rentafence5 (7:00:06 PM): I see
Rentafence5 (7:00:16 PM): So i can not be a christian for example
Rentafence5 (7:00:21 PM): but still believe in jesus
Rentafence5 (7:00:25 PM): and be saved?
Cascadegame03 (7:00:41 PM): A Christian is someone who has genuinely accepted Jesus Christ as their Lord and Savior
Rentafence5 (7:01:00 PM): Not to say non christians cant do that
Cascadegame03 (7:01:18 PM): ...
Cascadegame03 (7:01:29 PM): They wouldn't be a non-christian if they did to that
Cascadegame03 (7:01:39 PM): I dont think u truly even understand why you accept Jesus Christ
Cascadegame03 (7:01:44 PM): as your lord and savior
Cascadegame03 (7:01:53 PM): U see it as simply a duty on the "to do" list
Cascadegame03 (7:01:57 PM): of life
Cascadegame03 (7:02:01 PM): But its much more than that
Rentafence5 (7:02:40 PM): Well, If i didn't accept jesus, how could I unite with him and the lord in heaven? He gave his life for all of us, he deserves my faith
Cascadegame03 (7:03:27 PM): If u dont accept Jesus, then you are guily of all your sins and as a result of the fact that God can't allow anything short of perfection in Heaven
Cascadegame03 (7:03:31 PM): You'd go to hell
Cascadegame03 (7:03:34 PM): which is just as real
Rentafence5 (7:06:22 PM): So i'm guilty for sins my ancestors commited If I don't believe in the existence of jesus? That sounds like stalin calling you a traitor to russia for not agreeing with everything he says. Is god a communist?
Cascadegame03 (7:06:51 PM): Okay, now you're trying to crack jokes that aren't even funny
Cascadegame03 (7:07:00 PM): We all inherit sin
Cascadegame03 (7:07:05 PM): on our owns
Cascadegame03 (7:07:12 PM): it doesnt takes the sin of our ancestors to sin
Cascadegame03 (7:07:16 PM): You yourself
Cascadegame03 (7:07:19 PM): Just sinned
Rentafence5 (7:07:27 PM): Let's go back though
Cascadegame03 (7:07:27 PM): And even that single
Cascadegame03 (7:07:29 PM): instance
Rentafence5 (7:07:31 PM): way back to when i'm first born
Rentafence5 (7:07:35 PM): i still have my ancestors sins
Rentafence5 (7:07:38 PM): so i must be baptised
Cascadegame03 (7:07:39 PM): No
Cascadegame03 (7:07:44 PM): Thats not true
Cascadegame03 (7:07:49 PM): You are born into sin
Cascadegame03 (7:07:54 PM): u inherit it
Rentafence5 (7:08:01 PM): But that doesnt seem fair
Cascadegame03 (7:08:04 PM): Umm
Cascadegame03 (7:08:09 PM): I dont think u understand
Cascadegame03 (7:08:13 PM): You INHERIT
Cascadegame03 (7:08:24 PM): Thats like saying that u inheriting ur dad's nose isnt fair
Rentafence5 (7:08:27 PM): How can you inherit the guilt of someone elses crimes?
Cascadegame03 (7:08:32 PM): ...
Cascadegame03 (7:08:38 PM): You are still misunderstanding
Cascadegame03 (7:08:46 PM): You inherit the capacity to sin
Cascadegame03 (7:08:49 PM): the ability
Rentafence5 (7:08:51 PM): Yes
Rentafence5 (7:09:04 PM): But just because i have the ability to be able to doesnt mean i will or have
Cascadegame03 (7:09:05 PM): Thats not the same thing as being guilty for someone else's sin
Cascadegame03 (7:09:12 PM): Yes, it does
Rentafence5 (7:09:17 PM): so because i am able to sin i have already sinned?
Cascadegame03 (7:09:18 PM): It's like an infection
Cascadegame03 (7:09:26 PM): And ur proof of it
Cascadegame03 (7:09:36 PM): U just blatantly disrespected God
Cascadegame03 (7:09:55 PM): And actually the fact that u arent loving ( let alone believing in) God with all your heart, mind and soul
Rentafence5 (7:09:56 PM): I'm trying to understand your right the joke was out of line though
Cascadegame03 (7:10:05 PM): is a sin
Cascadegame03 (7:10:07 PM): itself
Cascadegame03 (7:10:20 PM): So, ur easy proof of it
Cascadegame03 (7:10:25 PM): And only one sin
Cascadegame03 (7:10:31 PM): qualifies us all for Hell
Cascadegame03 (7:10:36 PM): but God loves us
Cascadegame03 (7:10:41 PM): too much to just let us die like that
Cascadegame03 (7:10:49 PM): So He sent His son, jesus
Cascadegame03 (7:10:57 PM): To pay the price for our sins
Cascadegame03 (7:10:59 PM): with His blood
Cascadegame03 (7:11:02 PM): on the cross
Cascadegame03 (7:11:15 PM): and now all u have to do is believe that He died on the cross for your sins
Cascadegame03 (7:11:28 PM): and that he rose from the dead as a result of the conquering of death
Cascadegame03 (7:11:31 PM): and u are saved
Cascadegame03 (7:11:37 PM): and you will go to heaven
Rentafence5 (7:11:43 PM): but they arn't my sins! I am not saying jesus isnt real, im saying that i wasn't alive when he gaves his own life for my ancestors
Rentafence5 (7:12:04 PM): how did he die for my sins when i wasnt alive?
Cascadegame03 (7:12:18 PM): He died for the sins of EVERYONE
Cascadegame03 (7:12:26 PM): the Bible says everyone
Cascadegame03 (7:12:29 PM): Jesus said everyone
Rentafence5 (7:12:35 PM): sins we have commited, or will in the future?
Rentafence5 (7:12:40 PM): all sins
Cascadegame03 (7:12:40 PM): yes
Rentafence5 (7:12:41 PM): everywhere
Rentafence5 (7:12:42 PM): ah
Cascadegame03 (7:12:42 PM): All sins
Cascadegame03 (7:12:52 PM): Even though u are saved
Cascadegame03 (7:12:56 PM): U will still sin
Cascadegame03 (7:13:05 PM): But
Cascadegame03 (7:13:09 PM): because u accepted Jesus
Cascadegame03 (7:13:14 PM): God will see you faultless
Cascadegame03 (7:13:19 PM): And He will let u into Heaven
Cascadegame03 (7:13:21 PM): once u die
Cascadegame03 (7:13:31 PM): And u will be given an eternal life
Cascadegame03 (7:15:31 PM): Ok?
Rentafence5 (7:15:42 PM): yeah
Rentafence5 (7:16:31 PM): Btw me and plasbian like to waste your time
Cascadegame03 (7:16:45 PM): Oh, im sure
Cascadegame03 (7:17:02 PM): Thats common with people with no life
Cascadegame03 (7:17:33 PM): Why do u atheists even enjoy doing that?
Cascadegame03 (7:17:42 PM): U know, u attract people by the way u live
Cascadegame03 (7:17:51 PM): And u atheists rlly dont have any life
Rentafence5 (7:17:56 PM): Yes we do
Cascadegame03 (7:18:00 PM): And id hate to live like that
Cascadegame03 (7:18:05 PM): U have nothing to look forward to
Cascadegame03 (7:18:10 PM): But ur own attempts
Rentafence5 (7:18:13 PM): We just have different ideas about how life works
Cascadegame03 (7:18:15 PM): to makes urselves feel good
Cascadegame03 (7:18:23 PM): And another thing
Rentafence5 (7:18:24 PM): actually i did it for laughs
Cascadegame03 (7:18:28 PM): U have no sense of morality
Rentafence5 (7:18:31 PM): sure i do
Cascadegame03 (7:18:34 PM): No, u dont
Rentafence5 (7:18:34 PM): im not mean in person
Rentafence5 (7:18:43 PM): i would never have said this to you if it wasnt over te intenet
Cascadegame03 (7:18:46 PM): u cant even tell me how morality came about
Rentafence5 (7:18:55 PM): morality is a human construct
Cascadegame03 (7:19:01 PM): No, its not
Rentafence5 (7:19:04 PM): sure it is
Cascadegame03 (7:19:05 PM): Dont be stupid
Rentafence5 (7:19:07 PM): all over the world
Rentafence5 (7:19:13 PM): people have different ideas of right and wrong
Cascadegame03 (7:19:17 PM): People have nearly the exact same
Cascadegame03 (7:19:21 PM): sense
Rentafence5 (7:19:24 PM): not exactly
Cascadegame03 (7:19:29 PM): Yes, exactly
Rentafence5 (7:19:29 PM): take a country like india for instance
Cascadegame03 (7:19:36 PM): Its wrong to kill
Rentafence5 (7:19:36 PM): they marry at an extremely young age
Cascadegame03 (7:19:39 PM): Ok?
Rentafence5 (7:19:44 PM): we think thats wrong
Cascadegame03 (7:19:44 PM): thats not morality
Rentafence5 (7:19:47 PM): sure it is
Rentafence5 (7:19:54 PM): its not right to have kids marry
Cascadegame03 (7:19:58 PM): Name one country where its morally right t o kill
Rentafence5 (7:20:01 PM): however indians disagree
Cascadegame03 (7:20:08 PM): name one country where its morally right to be mean to someone
Rentafence5 (7:20:09 PM): nowhere
Cascadegame03 (7:20:16 PM): Exactly
Rentafence5 (7:20:24 PM): of course
Cascadegame03 (7:20:25 PM): Where do we get that?
Rentafence5 (7:20:26 PM): those are basic
Cascadegame03 (7:20:31 PM): Why are they basic?
Cascadegame03 (7:20:42 PM): Because they were magically evolved into our minds?
Rentafence5 (7:21:00 PM): think of it like this
Rentafence5 (7:21:05 PM): do monkies kill each other?
Cascadegame03 (7:21:16 PM): i rlly dont know
Cascadegame03 (7:21:26 PM): im sure some do
Cascadegame03 (7:21:37 PM): all animals fight
Rentafence5 (7:22:25 PM): Yes
Cascadegame03 (7:22:32 PM): ok
Cascadegame03 (7:22:37 PM): I dont know what ur point was
Cascadegame03 (7:22:42 PM): in bringing that up
Rentafence5 (7:22:45 PM): But animals of the same species dont go around killing each other for no reason
Rentafence5 (7:22:53 PM): sure some do
Rentafence5 (7:22:57 PM): but in general, no they dont
Cascadegame03 (7:23:00 PM): Ok
Cascadegame03 (7:23:12 PM): But, we're not animals
Cascadegame03 (7:23:19 PM): So, stop comparing humans to that
Rentafence5 (7:23:30 PM): Technically we are
Cascadegame03 (7:23:34 PM): Well
Cascadegame03 (7:23:39 PM): We're in kingdom animalia
Cascadegame03 (7:23:44 PM): but
Rentafence5 (7:23:45 PM): Yes
Cascadegame03 (7:23:50 PM): I dont think that makes us an animal
Cascadegame03 (7:23:57 PM): I dont think of us as animals
Cascadegame03 (7:24:07 PM): We have dominion over them
Rentafence5 (7:24:36 PM): That doesn't mean we arn't animals
Rentafence5 (7:24:42 PM): We're just on the top of the food chain
Rentafence5 (7:24:56 PM): The only difference between you me and an ape is our brain
Cascadegame03 (7:25:26 PM): LOL
Cascadegame03 (7:25:39 PM): there's a lot more differences than that
Cascadegame03 (7:25:45 PM): we have civil rights
Rentafence5 (7:25:47 PM): not really
Cascadegame03 (7:25:51 PM): we live in well structured houses
Rentafence5 (7:25:55 PM): the DNA is almost the exact same
Cascadegame03 (7:25:59 PM): we set u our own sohpisticated government
Cascadegame03 (7:26:08 PM): our bodies arent covered with nearly as much hair
Cascadegame03 (7:26:15 PM): there are different races of humans
Cascadegame03 (7:26:22 PM): Well u kno what?
Cascadegame03 (7:26:35 PM): Our DNA is a lot like dogs as well
Cascadegame03 (7:26:55 PM):
There are some evolutionists who say we may have evolved from them
Cascadegame03 (7:26:57 PM): IN fact
Cascadegame03 (7:27:02 PM): If evolution were true
Cascadegame03 (7:27:11 PM): I woulda think we would've evolved wings by now
Rentafence5 (7:27:16 PM): No
Rentafence5 (7:27:22 PM): That's not how it works
Cascadegame03 (7:27:27 PM): Why not, they're needed, arent they?
Rentafence5 (7:27:30 PM): Just hear me out on this
Cascadegame03 (7:27:33 PM): Well then
Cascadegame03 (7:27:37 PM): why havent we evolved?
Rentafence5 (7:27:40 PM): We start with the original creature
Cascadegame03 (7:27:43 PM): as humans?
Rentafence5 (7:27:48 PM): Im going to explain if you would let me
Cascadegame03 (7:27:55 PM): i just want that question
Rentafence5 (7:27:56 PM): We start with the original creature
Cascadegame03 (7:28:00 PM): why would we suddenly stop
Cascadegame03 (7:28:03 PM): right now
Rentafence5 (7:28:07 PM): Lets say it lives in a desert
Rentafence5 (7:28:26 PM): The creatures who cant survive in that desert are going to die
Rentafence5 (7:28:37 PM): because of birth defects or whatever
Rentafence5 (7:28:47 PM): then lets say some of them migrate out of a desert
Rentafence5 (7:29:01 PM): those who weren't fit to live in a desert are able to survive now
Rentafence5 (7:29:16 PM): so all the generation 1 creatures die, and the new ones that migrated out live
Rentafence5 (7:29:20 PM): thats the idea basically
Rentafence5 (7:29:39 PM): and this happens over and over and over and over until you get something completely different from the original creature
Cascadegame03 (7:29:47 PM): Wow
Cascadegame03 (7:29:56 PM): what a fantasy story
Cascadegame03 (7:30:04 PM): well
Cascadegame03 (7:30:07 PM): so why
Cascadegame03 (7:30:11 PM): arent we evolving now?
Rentafence5 (7:30:16 PM): We are
Cascadegame03 (7:30:19 PM): Oh,rlly?
Rentafence5 (7:30:23 PM): It happens on the species level
Rentafence5 (7:30:27 PM): Not the individual level
Cascadegame03 (7:30:31 PM): Well when are we gonna start looking noticably different?
Rentafence5 (7:30:40 PM): A long while form now
Cascadegame03 (7:30:46 PM): Ahhh
Cascadegame03 (7:30:54 PM): Well, i dunno
Rentafence5 (7:30:56 PM): or you could look at it this way
Cascadegame03 (7:30:58 PM): I havent seen any changes
Rentafence5 (7:31:30 PM): take a look at girls these days, they're uh, geography, is larger than a girl in the 60's
Cascadegame03 (7:31:40 PM): Uuuh,,lol
Cascadegame03 (7:31:43 PM): not rlly
Cascadegame03 (7:31:44 PM): Not always
Cascadegame03 (7:32:02 PM): i think ur confusing evolution
Cascadegame03 (7:32:05 PM): with individuality
Rentafence5 (7:32:06 PM): eh well actually
Rentafence5 (7:32:14 PM): thats more due to hormones in the food we eat now
Cascadegame03 (7:32:21 PM): I guess
Cascadegame03 (7:32:29 PM): But let me ask u this
Rentafence5 (7:32:32 PM): shoot
Cascadegame03 (7:32:43 PM): Where did the original species come from?
Rentafence5 (7:32:58 PM): I can't say. You would say god created them
Cascadegame03 (7:33:07 PM): Actually , no i wouldnt
Cascadegame03 (7:33:12 PM): because i dont blievein evolution
Rentafence5 (7:33:22 PM): well you know what i mean
Cascadegame03 (7:33:30 PM): i would say, God created the first human
Rentafence5 (7:33:32 PM): you would say god created humans and animals
Rentafence5 (7:33:35 PM): yeah yeah yeah
Cascadegame03 (7:33:36 PM): i sure would
Rentafence5 (7:33:42 PM): i would say we came about by luck
Cascadegame03 (7:33:47 PM): Well
Cascadegame03 (7:33:55 PM): I would say very stupid and foolish to think that
Cascadegame03 (7:34:01 PM): that's*
Rentafence5 (7:34:09 PM): a fantasy?
Cascadegame03 (7:34:10 PM): To get a miracle planet like this
Cascadegame03 (7:34:12 PM): Is like
Rentafence5 (7:34:22 PM): A one in a billion chance?
Cascadegame03 (7:34:28 PM): rolling a 2,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 sided die
Cascadegame03 (7:34:35 PM): and happening to get this
Rentafence5 (7:34:36 PM): Luckily the universe is incredibly big
Rentafence5 (7:34:47 PM): And that chance probably occured over and over and over and over
Cascadegame03 (7:34:55 PM): Mhm, dont think so
Cascadegame03 (7:35:01 PM): throughout history
Cascadegame03 (7:35:08 PM): people have
Cascadegame03 (7:35:16 PM): been obsessed with the meaning of life
Cascadegame03 (7:35:19 PM): and their purpose
Cascadegame03 (7:35:20 PM): and
Cascadegame03 (7:35:29 PM): i dont think reason ceoms from non-reason
Cascadegame03 (7:35:32 PM): comes*
Cascadegame03 (7:35:48 PM): So, a reasonable intelligent creator must've created it
Cascadegame03 (7:35:55 PM): I dont think its fair to say
Cascadegame03 (7:36:00 PM): that a complex earth
Cascadegame03 (7:36:07 PM): was created by pure luck
Cascadegame03 (7:36:21 PM): if that were true then, it wouldnt be so hard to win the lottery
Cascadegame03 (7:36:28 PM): luck like that would be spontenous
Rentafence5 (7:36:34 PM): I don't think its reasonable to say a supreme being came out of nothing and created everything
Cascadegame03 (7:36:41 PM): He didnt come out of nothing
Rentafence5 (7:36:46 PM): RLY
Cascadegame03 (7:36:51 PM): Yes, really
Cascadegame03 (7:36:59 PM): He was there since the beginning
Cascadegame03 (7:37:06 PM): and really time doesnt even exist for Him
Cascadegame03 (7:37:20 PM): Time doesnt rlly even exist
Rentafence5 (7:37:20 PM): Impossible
Cascadegame03 (7:37:26 PM): Very possible
Cascadegame03 (7:37:27 PM): we humans
Cascadegame03 (7:37:31 PM): tend to think of time
Cascadegame03 (7:37:34 PM): as a line
Cascadegame03 (7:37:40 PM): a linear series of events
Rentafence5 (7:37:41 PM): Its not a circle
Rentafence5 (7:37:45 PM): stop right there
Cascadegame03 (7:37:47 PM): bu think of time as a big circle
Cascadegame03 (7:37:50 PM): and which
Cascadegame03 (7:37:53 PM): God is in the center
Cascadegame03 (7:37:59 PM): equidistanant
Cascadegame03 (7:38:02 PM): from all points
Rentafence5 (7:38:08 PM): aka the center
Rentafence5 (7:38:09 PM): i got that
Cascadegame03 (7:38:24 PM): Good
Cascadegame03 (7:38:32 PM): Its almost as if he sees it all, right now
Cascadegame03 (7:38:36 PM): Consider it like this
Cascadegame03 (7:38:43 PM): Do u hve paper?
Cascadegame03 (7:38:46 PM): a piece of paper
Cascadegame03 (7:38:49 PM): near u?
Cascadegame03 (7:38:58 PM): and a pen or pencil or something to right with?
Rentafence5 (7:38:58 PM): no
Rentafence5 (7:39:01 PM): i'll open paint
Cascadegame03 (7:39:01 PM): Ok
Rentafence5 (7:39:42 PM): How can time be a circle? It would repeate itself
Rentafence5 (7:39:59 PM): Everything that ever happened would happen again over and over
Rentafence5 (7:40:12 PM): like rewinding a movie and playing it again
Cascadegame03 (7:40:41 PM): Well let me say this
Cascadegame03 (7:40:51 PM): That was a humane attempt to understand God
Cascadegame03 (7:40:59 PM): the bible gives very keen snsight
Cascadegame03 (7:41:00 PM): it says
Cascadegame03 (7:41:15 PM): "As Heaven is higher than Earth, so are my ways greaters than yours"
Cascadegame03 (7:41:25 PM): So ur better off trying not to understand Him
Rentafence5 (7:41:39 PM): We atheists have our own sort of bible
Cascadegame03 (7:41:49 PM): THere's a nother verse that says " God's wisdom frustrates your intelligence"
Rentafence5 (7:41:49 PM): Who's to say ours isnt correct?
Cascadegame03 (7:41:55 PM): Well, its nothing to be proud of
Cascadegame03 (7:42:00 PM): Because its not inspired by God
Cascadegame03 (7:42:02 PM): the creator
Cascadegame03 (7:42:06 PM): insired by a punch of ppl
Cascadegame03 (7:42:12 PM): who think they are their own gods
Rentafence5 (7:42:21 PM): No
Cascadegame03 (7:42:25 PM): Yes u do
Rentafence5 (7:42:26 PM): We think we are people
Cascadegame03 (7:42:33 PM): No, u think ur gods of urselves
Rentafence5 (7:42:39 PM): Alright fine
Cascadegame03 (7:42:43 PM): U rlly do
Rentafence5 (7:42:46 PM): Because you keep pushing that you must be right
Rentafence5 (7:42:47 PM): go on
Cascadegame03 (7:42:50 PM): u think u naturally came about
Rentafence5 (7:42:54 PM): I do
Cascadegame03 (7:43:02 PM): By ur own
Rentafence5 (7:43:06 PM): Are you saying god wasnt the natural way to be?
Cascadegame03 (7:43:12 PM): what?
Cascadegame03 (7:43:15 PM): He's supernatural
Rentafence5 (7:43:17 PM): Cascadegame03 (7:42:50 PM): u think u naturally came about
Cascadegame03 (7:43:21 PM): U do
Rentafence5 (7:43:26 PM): Because i did
Cascadegame03 (7:43:30 PM): ok
Rentafence5 (7:43:33 PM): Do me a favor
Cascadegame03 (7:43:40 PM): let me give u some food for thought
Cascadegame03 (7:43:47 PM): to better understand God
Rentafence5 (7:43:47 PM): Good, im hungry
Cascadegame03 (7:43:53 PM): Consider
Cascadegame03 (7:43:57 PM): a piece of paper
Cascadegame03 (7:44:03 PM): and u have a pen in your hand
Cascadegame03 (7:44:16 PM): and u draw this gorgeous landscape with rolling hills
Cascadegame03 (7:44:18 PM): and everything
Cascadegame03 (7:44:23 PM): and then u draw people
Rentafence5 (7:44:26 PM): I do that from time to time
Cascadegame03 (7:44:30 PM): Good
Cascadegame03 (7:44:31 PM): well
Cascadegame03 (7:44:37 PM): those people are two dimensional
Cascadegame03 (7:44:42 PM): bound by width and height
Rentafence5 (7:44:48 PM): We agree there
Cascadegame03 (7:44:54 PM): u, however, are 4 dimensional
Rentafence5 (7:44:57 PM): 3
Cascadegame03 (7:45:00 PM): u are not bound by just width and height
Rentafence5 (7:45:03 PM): depth
Cascadegame03 (7:45:06 PM): dont w ehave the 4th dimension?
Rentafence5 (7:45:07 PM): and thats it
Rentafence5 (7:45:09 PM): yes
Cascadegame03 (7:45:12 PM): Well thats 4
Rentafence5 (7:45:14 PM): but the fourth dimension is time
Cascadegame03 (7:45:14 PM): not 3
Cascadegame03 (7:45:18 PM): no
Rentafence5 (7:45:19 PM): we dont exist in that dimension
Cascadegame03 (7:45:29 PM): its width,height, length and depth
Rentafence5 (7:45:34 PM): if we did, we would see everything that has happened and will happen in the future
Rentafence5 (7:46:06 PM): it presents every single possibility for what could happen in our 3d world
Rentafence5 (7:46:10 PM): represents*
Cascadegame03 (7:46:11 PM): ok
Cascadegame03 (7:46:12 PM): ok
Cascadegame03 (7:46:22 PM): well, lets just say ur 3 dimensional
Rentafence5 (7:46:25 PM): k
Cascadegame03 (7:46:37 PM): u are not bound by width and length
Cascadegame03 (7:46:46 PM): u have ur depth
Cascadegame03 (7:46:53 PM): and as a result
Cascadegame03 (7:46:56 PM): the people on the paper
Cascadegame03 (7:47:02 PM): ( if they were a live)
Cascadegame03 (7:47:07 PM): Would not be able to see you
Cascadegame03 (7:47:15 PM): And thats the same way with God
Cascadegame03 (7:47:24 PM): We are bound by width, length, and depth
Cascadegame03 (7:47:26 PM): God isn't
Rentafence5 (7:47:38 PM): so god is a fourth dimensional being?
Cascadegame03 (7:47:55 PM): Well he's probably got even more dimensions
Cascadegame03 (7:48:02 PM): He's not bound by any dimension
Cascadegame03 (7:48:08 PM): Which is why he can't be seen
Rentafence5 (7:48:18 PM): So prove his existence
Cascadegame03 (7:48:19 PM): Unless he were to act on ur life
Cascadegame03 (7:48:25 PM): Well wait
Cascadegame03 (7:48:28 PM): Lets say
Rentafence5 (7:48:31 PM): If we can't see him how do we know he is there
Cascadegame03 (7:48:32 PM): the people that u drew
Rentafence5 (7:48:35 PM): yes
Cascadegame03 (7:48:45 PM): lets say they were wondering the same thing
Cascadegame03 (7:48:48 PM): and they said well
Cascadegame03 (7:48:55 PM): " how do we KNOW someone drew us?"
Cascadegame03 (7:49:04 PM): They cant see YOU
Cascadegame03 (7:49:10 PM): because u exist in a different dimension
Cascadegame03 (7:49:15 PM): but they can see ur influence
Cascadegame03 (7:49:21 PM): they coudl see your finger
Rentafence5 (7:49:24 PM): No
Rentafence5 (7:49:30 PM): my finger is 3 dimensional
Cascadegame03 (7:49:40 PM): ok, since u wanna be a smart allec
Cascadegame03 (7:49:43 PM): They could see
Cascadegame03 (7:49:48 PM): Anything else u tried to draw
Cascadegame03 (7:49:57 PM): and they could see u drawing it
Rentafence5 (7:50:08 PM): God does not draw things into existence before our eyes
Cascadegame03 (7:50:08 PM): and thats the same thing God did
Rentafence5 (7:50:12 PM): That entire argument is invalid
Cascadegame03 (7:50:17 PM): No, it's not
Cascadegame03 (7:50:19 PM): Hold on
Cascadegame03 (7:50:33 PM): We can know if certain things are from God
Cascadegame03 (7:50:39 PM): By impact on our lives
Cascadegame03 (7:50:49 PM): the biggest
Cascadegame03 (7:50:58 PM): existence
Cascadegame03 (7:51:03 PM): instance
Cascadegame03 (7:51:11 PM): was him sending Jesus Christ
Cascadegame03 (7:51:20 PM): Who is bound by our dimensions
Cascadegame03 (7:51:35 PM): So God could speak through Him
Rentafence5 (7:52:34 PM): You can't just make a wild assumption that your existence must be the result of a fourth dimensional space monster! That's ludicrous!
Rentafence5 (7:52:49 PM): why dont we just stop here
Rentafence5 (7:52:59 PM): There is no way we are going to convince each other otherwise
Cascadegame03 (7:53:04 PM): Look
Cascadegame03 (7:53:08 PM): I told u
Cascadegame03 (7:53:12 PM): that He's not bound
Cascadegame03 (7:53:15 PM): by any dimension
Cascadegame03 (7:53:21 PM): He's omnispresent
Cascadegame03 (7:53:23 PM): so u cant just
Cascadegame03 (7:53:27 PM): say he's a space
Cascadegame03 (7:53:28 PM): being
Cascadegame03 (7:53:33 PM): and he's most certianly not a monster
Cascadegame03 (7:53:37 PM): look
Cascadegame03 (7:53:39 PM): to understand
Cascadegame03 (7:53:42 PM): consider this story
Cascadegame03 (7:53:46 PM): There is a story told of an old farmer who lived by himself in a cabin. Next to his cabin was a barn. One very cold wintery night, birds began to crash into the windows of his warm cabin, trying to escape the deadly cold. So the old man went outside and opened the barn door. It was warm inside the barn. He waved his arms and shouted at the birds to go into the barn, into safety. But they did not understand him.
It was then that the old man wished that he could become one of them. If he could become a bird, then he could lead the other birds into the barn, to avoid death. And at that moment the old farmer understood why Jesus had come. Though the old man could not become a bird, God could become a man. So he did. "For God so loved the world that he sent his one and only Son, that whoever believes in him shall not perish, but have eternal life" (John 3:16).
Rentafence5 (7:54:30 PM): i congradulate you
Rentafence5 (7:54:37 PM): You must be a troll
Cascadegame03 (7:54:41 PM): ..
Cascadegame03 (7:54:44 PM): O, seriously not
Cascadegame03 (7:54:45 PM): I*
Rentafence5 (7:54:51 PM): There is no way you could have whipped that out so fast
Cascadegame03 (7:54:55 PM): Im rlly trying to get u to understand
Cascadegame03 (7:54:56 PM): I didnt
Cascadegame03 (7:55:00 PM): i copied and pasted
Cascadegame03 (7:55:01 PM): from a site
Rentafence5 (7:55:26 PM): so do you liek mudkips or what
Cascadegame03 (7:55:40 PM): Um, that has nothing to do with what we were talking about
Cascadegame03 (7:55:51 PM): Ive done everything i can to help u understand and believe
Cascadegame03 (7:56:05 PM): but now im convinced that u just dont want to believe
Rentafence5 (7:56:14 PM): I want to believe in reason
Cascadegame03 (7:56:20 PM): It is REASON
Rentafence5 (7:56:23 PM): No
Cascadegame03 (7:56:27 PM): Oh, shut up
Cascadegame03 (7:56:35 PM): U even said urself we got here by mere luck
Rentafence5 (7:56:35 PM): It's circular reasoning supported by a book who has no author
Cascadegame03 (7:56:39 PM): Thats SOO reasonable
Cascadegame03 (7:56:42 PM): ,right?
Cascadegame03 (7:56:53 PM): Ur right, it has no humane author
Rentafence5 (7:56:56 PM): more reasonable then nothing happeneing to create something that created everythig from the fourth dimension
Cascadegame03 (7:57:05 PM): ...see?
Cascadegame03 (7:57:08 PM): thats why u never get it
Cascadegame03 (7:57:12 PM): anything formt he bible
Cascadegame03 (7:57:16 PM): because u take
Rentafence5 (7:57:16 PM): the only possible way
Cascadegame03 (7:57:17 PM): everything
Cascadegame03 (7:57:20 PM): and twists it
Cascadegame03 (7:57:24 PM): twist *
Rentafence5 (7:57:29 PM): for me to be able to understand your argument is by blind unsupported faith
Cascadegame03 (7:57:36 PM): lol
Cascadegame03 (7:57:39 PM): Please
Rentafence5 (7:57:44 PM): Ok
Rentafence5 (7:57:44 PM): :D
Cascadegame03 (7:57:54 PM): it requires no more blind faith then
Cascadegame03 (7:58:06 PM): believing that a miracle world was created by luck
Cascadegame03 (7:58:22 PM): and i happened to create purpose obssessed beings
Cascadegame03 (7:58:23 PM): at all
Rentafence5 (7:58:24 PM): You're right it is a miracle
Cascadegame03 (7:58:25 PM): that*
Rentafence5 (7:58:37 PM): But theres nothing to say that it was created by an omnipotent eing
Rentafence5 (7:58:43 PM): being*
Cascadegame03 (7:58:49 PM): Its sooo stupid not to say so
Cascadegame03 (7:58:56 PM): Let me show u why its so stupid!
Cascadegame03 (7:59:01 PM): Just hush
Rentafence5 (7:59:03 PM): brb phone
Cascadegame03 (7:59:09 PM): It's called the mount rushmore test
Cascadegame03 (7:59:47 PM): http://everystudent.com/wires/mtrushmore.html
Cascadegame03 (7:59:50 PM): read that
Rentafence5 (8:00:12 PM): im back
Rentafence5 (8:00:44 PM): LOL
Rentafence5 (8:00:45 PM): Alright
Rentafence5 (8:00:48 PM): you win
Rentafence5 (8:00:51 PM): best troll ever
Rentafence5 (8:02:45 PM): where do you post your convo's?
Rentafence5 (8:02:49 PM): ED?
Cascadegame03 (8:03:02 PM): ...
Cascadegame03 (8:03:11 PM): It's from the same site
Rentafence5 (8:03:32 PM): Mount rushmore ws carved
Rentafence5 (8:03:33 PM): Srsly
Rentafence5 (8:03:35 PM): give it up
Rentafence5 (8:03:45 PM): i know you're a troll
Rentafence5 (8:04:00 PM): you get the world though because that was so awesome
Rentafence5 (8:06:10 PM): so where am i gonna see myself? cmon now
Rentafence5 (8:06:16 PM): i wanna read some of the others
Rentafence5 (8:08:33 PM): cmon
Rentafence5 (8:08:44 PM): you're on like 5 different forums posting what you're aim is
Cascadegame03 (8:09:49 PM): Ok
Cascadegame03 (8:10:01 PM): Rush more was carved
Cascadegame03 (8:10:06 PM): and because of the distinct design
Cascadegame03 (8:10:12 PM): we know there's a creator
Cascadegame03 (8:10:14 PM): or creators
Cascadegame03 (8:10:26 PM): when we see the masterful design of the earth
Cascadegame03 (8:10:32 PM): and the stars and planets
Cascadegame03 (8:10:43 PM): which looks much more designed than mount rushmore
Cascadegame03 (8:10:53 PM): why cant de draw th same conclusion?
Rentafence5 (8:11:02 PM): I'm done with you
Rentafence5 (8:11:08 PM): Alright?
Rentafence5 (8:11:19 PM): Successful troll is successful
Cascadegame03 (8:11:32 PM): ...
Cascadegame03 (8:11:35 PM): \Call me what u want
Cascadegame03 (8:11:44 PM): U just dont have a good enoguh answe ru can think of
Rentafence5 (8:12:08 PM): Sure I do
Rentafence5 (8:12:17 PM): Theres a cool book called gravitation
Rentafence5 (8:12:22 PM): You should check it out
Rentafence5 (8:12:47 PM): It's just like the bible except it explains physics
Rentafence5 (8:12:52 PM): And with that how the universe works
Rentafence5 (8:12:53 PM): :D
Rentafence5 (8:12:56 PM): Sorta
Rentafence5 (8:13:00 PM): Also cocks
Rentafence5 (8:13:17 PM): Goodbye

I highlighted interesting things in green. Where I figured he was a troll is in red. Also

Cascadegame03 (8:18:29 PM): The fact that ur whole rationale bhind talking to me was for "lulz" proves that ur more of a troll tha I am
Rentafence5 (8:19:08 PM): so who wins here?
Rentafence5 (8:21:01 PM): Wanna call it a stalemate?
Cascadegame03 (8:25:07 PM): Well considering
Cascadegame03 (8:25:14 PM): I have the creator of the universe on my side
Cascadegame03 (8:25:18 PM): I'd say it's mine
-He blocks me-

[Disaster]

Ahh man. This is great. I'm going to screw with him now. Will post response.

[ExAm]

Oh wow :lmao:

[Heathen]

Hurr. I, my good sir, am a durr.

burn him...

Srsly.

I am just logical with my faith. Which one has supporting evidence?


You cant tell me that theres Pepsi in a Dr. Pepper can, because theirs no proof. But the label is damn good proof its Dr. Pepper.

[Pooky]

Oh come on. Pooky started it and it's my fault? I quoted it more for the gundam joke than the slur on teeks sexuality.

To be fair, I never told you to post that here.

[Pooky]

FriedMetroid: you don't hate me now do you
FriedMetroid: :-(
TeeKupHalofan signed off at 10:13:43 PM.

Jeez, ouch >_<

[InnerGoat]

[00:44] CN3089: http://www.modacity.net/forums/showpost.php?p=291269&postcount=3
[00:44] CN3089: http://innergoat.modacity.net/stuff/SAemots/emot-pwn.png
[00:45] DratHom3: crysis skin blows
[00:45] DratHom3: jcap made the thing
[00:45] CN3089: I'm actually using my #gbh skin
[00:45] CN3089: yeye
[00:45] CN3089: firefox plugins are da best
[00:46] DratHom3: lol
[00:46] DratHom3: the one that looks like old gearbox forums?
[00:46] CN3089: yeye
[00:46] CN3089: http://innergoat.modacity.net/stuff/SAemots/emot-c00l.gif
[00:46] DratHom3: heh
[00:46] CN3089: it looks like shit SO IT FITS MODACITY PRETTY GOOD
[00:46] CN3089: http://innergoat.modacity.net/stuff/SAemots/emot-pwn.png

[Bodzilla]

Is he aware that Einstein himself rejected the bible as a childish fantasy? Or does he believe Einstein is the devil?
Einstein was a Christian.

he spent the last years of his life trying to find the mathematical formula for anything and everything in order to prove that there was a correlation between everything.


E: he was an actual troll? Fuck me he put some serious effort into it.
wheres he been posting the convo's?

[TeeKup]

Jeez, ouch >_<

To be fair, I never saw the window. You must have messaged me the moment I got off last night.

[Choking Victim]

Einstein was a Christian.

he spent the last years of his life trying to find the mathematical formula for anything and everything in order to prove that there was a correlation between everything.


E: he was an actual troll? Fuck me he put some serious effort into it.
wheres he been posting the convo's?

a quote:


“the word God is for me nothing more than the expression and product of human weaknesses, the Bible a collection of honorable but still primitive legends which are nevertheless pretty childish.�


a link:
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/24598856/

[Terry]

Einstein was a Christian.


First of all, Einstein was Jewish and second of all, he was a deist.


I believe in Spinoza's God who reveals himself in the orderly harmony of what exists, not in a God who concerns himself with the fates and actions of human beings.

[PlasbianX]

Lolz.


cascadegame03: Well, look who it isn't
plasbianx1337: Uh. What?
cascadegame03: I stil can't believe you'd be so rude to me
plasbianx1337: I was rude how?
cascadegame03: Let's see
cascadegame03: You lied to me
cascadegame03: You acted like you were actually interested in what I was telling u
plasbianx1337: Question
plasbianx1337: is cussing like a sailor a sin?
cascadegame03: whatever, im sorry for cussing at u like that
cascadegame03: I really am

[Rob Oplawar]

XD ok, now it's funny again. Sigged and sigged.

[FRain]

Huero: HELLO CAPTAIN KEYES
flamingrain231: CAP'N KEYES
flamingrain231: GOOD TO SEE YA MADDA CEEF
flamingrain231: KOTANA DID HER BEST BUT WE NEVA RELLY HAD A CHANCE
Huero: AHM CUNT
Huero: ENT
Huero: WITH THEE
Huero: MAKE DAT FO KEELS.
flamingrain231: lmao quotes thread'd
Huero: oh ok
Huero: i missed part of cortana but OK
Huero: I like how cortana's breasts grew three sizes
flamingrain231: HAHAH
flamingrain231: QUOTES THREAD'D TOO
flamingrain231: SHURE, YES SHURE
Huero: ok


copied to someone else.....


Corvette19 says:
kortona sed u haz small penis
Corvette19 says:
but i gota inspect myself
Corvette19 says:
so drop ur pants
Corvette19 says:
NAO


a few mins later....

Huero: her boobs are like the grinchs heart

[Sel]

:raise:

I thought this thread was for funny quotes.

[Bodzilla]

[20:58] The Real Ziz Lady: http://steamgames.com/v/index.php?area=app&AppId=5073
[20:58] The Real Ziz Lady: WATCH THAT
[20:58] The Real Ziz Lady: NOW
[21:00] DaneO'Roo: eeeh a bit expected, but still cool
[21:02] <This user is now offline>

How the Fuck does one expect a Sandvich O___o
nobody ever suspects the sandvich!

[Sel]

This ones better imo

http://www.wegame.com/watch/Temp_Fortress_2/

[Disaster]

[Wed Aug 20 2008 07:13:33 PM] Cascadegame03: Hello

[Wed Aug 20 2008 07:15:57 PM] Disaster4194: hi
[Wed Aug 20 2008 07:16:08 PM] Disaster4194: you posted your aim on the website I'm from so i iadded you
[Wed Aug 20 2008 07:16:19 PM] Disaster4194: do you have some weed i can by?
[Wed Aug 20 2008 07:25:43 PM] Cascadegame03: Um...

[Wed Aug 20 2008 07:25:46 PM] Cascadegame03: No

[Wed Aug 20 2008 07:25:52 PM] Cascadegame03: Why?

[Wed Aug 20 2008 07:25:57 PM] Cascadegame03: Weed isn't good

[Wed Aug 20 2008 07:26:10 PM] Cascadegame03: You shouldn't be looking or that

[Wed Aug 20 2008 07:29:47 PM] Disaster4194: o i c
[Wed Aug 20 2008 07:29:56 PM] Disaster4194: your very ethical arnet you?
[Wed Aug 20 2008 07:34:41 PM] Cascadegame03: Um..yes

[Wed Aug 20 2008 07:34:46 PM] Cascadegame03: Shouldn't we all be?

[Wed Aug 20 2008 07:34:52 PM] Disaster4194: umm
[Wed Aug 20 2008 07:34:55 PM] Disaster4194: depends
[Wed Aug 20 2008 07:35:00 PM] Cascadegame03: No, it really doesn't

[Wed Aug 20 2008 07:35:11 PM] Disaster4194: well then
[Wed Aug 20 2008 07:36:14 PM] Cascadegame03: well then, what?

[Wed Aug 20 2008 07:36:25 PM] Disaster4194: i dont know you tell me?
[Wed Aug 20 2008 07:36:45 PM] Cascadegame03: ..you're the one who said it

[Wed Aug 20 2008 07:36:57 PM] Disaster4194: o i c
[Wed Aug 20 2008 07:37:01 PM] Disaster4194: your trying to decieve me
[Wed Aug 20 2008 07:37:13 PM] Disaster4194: but you no catch me up
[Wed Aug 20 2008 07:37:16 PM] Disaster4194: i see through your lies
[Wed Aug 20 2008 07:37:48 PM] Cascadegame03: Look, you're obviously trying to get a convo out of me that you can post it on modacity and try to get a laugh out of it with your patheticly insecure, atheistic pals

[Wed Aug 20 2008 07:38:00 PM] Cascadegame03: So, please, I welcome you post the convo

[Wed Aug 20 2008 07:38:08 PM] Disaster4194: anything wrong with athiestic
[Wed Aug 20 2008 07:38:12 PM] Cascadegame03: There's plenty

[Wed Aug 20 2008 07:38:28 PM] Disaster4194: its called freedom of religion dudddddeeeee
[Wed Aug 20 2008 07:38:26 PM] Cascadegame03: You guys think everything popped into existence

[Wed Aug 20 2008 07:38:37 PM] Disaster4194: well then you do too?
[Wed Aug 20 2008 07:38:38 PM] Cascadegame03: No

[Wed Aug 20 2008 07:38:42 PM] Cascadegame03: Read the Bible

[Wed Aug 20 2008 07:38:46 PM] Disaster4194: and how is that?
[Wed Aug 20 2008 07:38:49 PM] Cascadegame03: Such a concept isn't found anywhere

[Wed Aug 20 2008 07:38:52 PM] Cascadegame03: read the Bible

[Wed Aug 20 2008 07:38:56 PM] Cascadegame03: Im not telling u

[Wed Aug 20 2008 07:39:05 PM] Cascadegame03: And if u dont have a bible, there's numerous online resources

[Wed Aug 20 2008 07:39:08 PM] Disaster4194: "then god created the earth and planets
[Wed Aug 20 2008 07:39:17 PM] Disaster4194: just popped into existance
[Wed Aug 20 2008 07:39:18 PM] Cascadegame03: Thats not a Bible verse

[Wed Aug 20 2008 07:39:20 PM] Cascadegame03: Firstly

[Wed Aug 20 2008 07:39:22 PM] Cascadegame03: That's not

[Wed Aug 20 2008 07:39:26 PM] Disaster4194: w/e
[Wed Aug 20 2008 07:39:28 PM] Cascadegame03: "popping" into existance

[Wed Aug 20 2008 07:39:43 PM] Disaster4194: plus it was an explode into existance
[Wed Aug 20 2008 07:39:50 PM] Disaster4194: which is more reasonal right?
[Wed Aug 20 2008 07:40:00 PM] Cascadegame03: The universe and everything in it has a very distinct design

[Wed Aug 20 2008 07:40:07 PM] Cascadegame03: which proves a creator

[Wed Aug 20 2008 07:40:10 PM] Disaster4194: the collected matter exploded outwards and it eventually collected together because of gravity
[Wed Aug 20 2008 07:40:10 PM] Cascadegame03: and intelligent creator

[Wed Aug 20 2008 07:40:16 PM] Cascadegame03: Umm, yeah

[Wed Aug 20 2008 07:40:18 PM] Cascadegame03: Like i said

[Wed Aug 20 2008 07:40:24 PM] Cascadegame03: it just "popped" into existance?

[Wed Aug 20 2008 07:40:38 PM] Disaster4194: your thinking to irrational
[Wed Aug 20 2008 07:40:40 PM] Cascadegame03: That sounds like something my 4 year old cousin would come up with

[Wed Aug 20 2008 07:40:46 PM] Disaster4194: what does intelligent mean to you?
[Wed Aug 20 2008 07:40:52 PM] Disaster4194: its different for everybody
[Wed Aug 20 2008 07:40:57 PM] Cascadegame03: No, it's really not

[Wed Aug 20 2008 07:41:05 PM] Cascadegame03: the fact that the whole universe appears ot have a design

[Wed Aug 20 2008 07:41:09 PM] Disaster4194: the laws of nature govern how things occur
[Wed Aug 20 2008 07:41:14 PM] Disaster4194: physics my firend
[Wed Aug 20 2008 07:41:16 PM] Cascadegame03: And who made those laws of nature

[Wed Aug 20 2008 07:41:18 PM] Cascadegame03: ?

[Wed Aug 20 2008 07:41:23 PM] Cascadegame03: Where did they come from?

[Wed Aug 20 2008 07:41:31 PM] Disaster4194: they came about because of other things like gravity and friction
[Wed Aug 20 2008 07:41:29 PM] Cascadegame03: Did they "pop" into existance too?

[Wed Aug 20 2008 07:41:43 PM] Cascadegame03: And how did gravity and friction come about?

[Wed Aug 20 2008 07:41:50 PM] Disaster4194: and they are the underlying existance of the universe
[Wed Aug 20 2008 07:42:01 PM] Cascadegame03: Thanks for pulling a bunch of junk out of your ass

[Wed Aug 20 2008 07:42:05 PM] Cascadegame03: And giving it to me

[Wed Aug 20 2008 07:42:14 PM] Cascadegame03: But i dont believe in irrational bullshit as such

[Wed Aug 20 2008 07:42:16 PM] Cascadegame03: So easily

[Wed Aug 20 2008 07:42:19 PM] Disaster4194: isn't cussing a sin?
[Wed Aug 20 2008 07:42:37 PM] Cascadegame03: Isn't not putting your faith in God and Jesus Christ a sin?

[Wed Aug 20 2008 07:42:49 PM] Disaster4194: http://www.vimeo.com/1431471
[Wed Aug 20 2008 07:42:55 PM] Disaster4194: that explains everything
[Wed Aug 20 2008 07:42:58 PM] Cascadegame03: Noooooooooot WATCHING

[Wed Aug 20 2008 07:43:02 PM] Disaster4194: physics, the universe
[Wed Aug 20 2008 07:43:02 PM] Cascadegame03: No

[Wed Aug 20 2008 07:43:09 PM] Disaster4194: then your thinking irrationally again
[Wed Aug 20 2008 07:43:10 PM] Cascadegame03: Because it won't explains how

[Wed Aug 20 2008 07:43:18 PM] Disaster4194: prove your statement then?
[Wed Aug 20 2008 07:43:16 PM] Cascadegame03: gravity and friction came into being

[Wed Aug 20 2008 07:43:22 PM] Cascadegame03: LOL

[Wed Aug 20 2008 07:43:27 PM] Cascadegame03: Let me get this straight

[Wed Aug 20 2008 07:43:49 PM] Cascadegame03: YOU're saying I'M thinking irrationally, when YOU'RE the idiot who thinks everything just popped into existance?

[Wed Aug 20 2008 07:44:02 PM] Disaster4194: yeah
[Wed Aug 20 2008 07:44:13 PM] Disaster4194: theres science instead of just frickin fairy tales
[Wed Aug 20 2008 07:44:11 PM] Cascadegame03: You guys can't even agree on how the earth came to be

[Wed Aug 20 2008 07:44:24 PM] Disaster4194: its already been agreed on
[Wed Aug 20 2008 07:44:21 PM] Cascadegame03: I can ask some other atheist

[Wed Aug 20 2008 07:44:28 PM] Disaster4194: the big bang
[Wed Aug 20 2008 07:44:29 PM] Cascadegame03: And they would tell me something different

[Wed Aug 20 2008 07:44:30 PM] Cascadegame03: LOL

[Wed Aug 20 2008 07:44:33 PM] Cascadegame03: Exactly

[Wed Aug 20 2008 07:44:42 PM] Cascadegame03: Everything just POPPED into existance

[Wed Aug 20 2008 07:44:52 PM] Disaster4194: no it had already been there
[Wed Aug 20 2008 07:44:51 PM] Cascadegame03: I luv getting a laugh out of the big bang

[Wed Aug 20 2008 07:44:56 PM] Disaster4194: but it was small
[Wed Aug 20 2008 07:45:00 PM] Disaster4194: go look at physics
[Wed Aug 20 2008 07:45:03 PM] Cascadegame03: Now THATS a airy tale

[Wed Aug 20 2008 07:45:06 PM] Cascadegame03: Thats sci-fi

[Wed Aug 20 2008 07:45:17 PM] Disaster4194: scientists can create matter from 2 microscopic particles alreayd
[Wed Aug 20 2008 07:45:20 PM] Cascadegame03: Ok?

[Wed Aug 20 2008 07:45:24 PM] Disaster4194: so you tell me whose smarter?
[Wed Aug 20 2008 07:45:31 PM] Disaster4194: particle physics
[Wed Aug 20 2008 07:45:30 PM] Cascadegame03: It's not about whose smarter

[Wed Aug 20 2008 07:45:36 PM] Cascadegame03: Its about what's right

[Wed Aug 20 2008 07:45:46 PM] Cascadegame03: And I dont see what that had to do with proving the big bang right

[Wed Aug 20 2008 07:45:53 PM] Cascadegame03: Because it didn't

[Wed Aug 20 2008 07:46:03 PM] Disaster4194: creating matter from barely anything
[Wed Aug 20 2008 07:46:02 PM] Cascadegame03: There are atheists who dont even believe in the big bang

[Wed Aug 20 2008 07:46:10 PM] Cascadegame03: Thats just stupid

[Wed Aug 20 2008 07:46:15 PM] Disaster4194: and?
[Wed Aug 20 2008 07:46:22 PM] Cascadegame03: And why do YOU continue to believe and deend it?

[Wed Aug 20 2008 07:46:25 PM] Disaster4194: you have yet to prove your beliefs to me
[Wed Aug 20 2008 07:46:31 PM] Cascadegame03: Well the beautiful thing is

[Wed Aug 20 2008 07:46:37 PM] Cascadegame03: I am secure enough in my beliefs

[Wed Aug 20 2008 07:46:39 PM] Cascadegame03: Unlike youi

[Wed Aug 20 2008 07:46:41 PM] Cascadegame03: so I dont

[Wed Aug 20 2008 07:46:47 PM] Disaster4194: im just fine with mine
[Wed Aug 20 2008 07:46:45 PM] Cascadegame03: feel I have to deend my faith

[Wed Aug 20 2008 07:46:49 PM] Cascadegame03: defend*

[Wed Aug 20 2008 07:46:57 PM] Disaster4194: because you can't maybe?
[Wed Aug 20 2008 07:47:00 PM] Cascadegame03: And plus, instead of trying to grasp what I say

[Wed Aug 20 2008 07:47:11 PM] Cascadegame03: Youd just sit there and do what all your stuid friends do

[Wed Aug 20 2008 07:47:20 PM] Disaster4194: prove your belief to me
[Wed Aug 20 2008 07:47:19 PM] Cascadegame03: And try to make a joke out of it

[Wed Aug 20 2008 07:47:23 PM] Cascadegame03: No, I'm not going to

[Wed Aug 20 2008 07:47:26 PM] Disaster4194: i want to see what you have to say
[Wed Aug 20 2008 07:47:33 PM] Cascadegame03: No, the only thing I will say

[Wed Aug 20 2008 07:47:44 PM] Cascadegame03: Is that you have to except that God exists by faith

[Wed Aug 20 2008 07:47:52 PM] Cascadegame03: Then will He reveal Himself to you

[Wed Aug 20 2008 07:47:55 PM] Cascadegame03: Oh

[Wed Aug 20 2008 07:48:01 PM] Cascadegame03: And if u want scientific proof

[Wed Aug 20 2008 07:48:07 PM] Cascadegame03: For Go and what the Bible has to say

[Wed Aug 20 2008 07:48:10 PM] Cascadegame03: check this out

[Wed Aug 20 2008 07:48:15 PM] Cascadegame03: www.answersingenesis.com
40 minute convo with the troll

[Terry]

He's an idiot. Did he ever consider the hypocrisy behind calling you stupid for believing everything "popped into existence". So did God just pop into existence too? He's the one who's insecure with his beliefs and he just doesn't want to admit it.


But seriously, don't harass him. It's not worth it and really is just a waste of time. If anything he will probably grow out of it, or he'll just continue to be as close-minded as he is. Either way, doesn't make much of a difference to anybody. So let him be.

[Heathen]

Its a fact that as people become more educated, they loose their beliefs in a fantastic God.

[ultama121]

This isn't an exact quote, but somebody contacted me over the Windows Live/Xbox Live crossover while I was on my Xbox. Here name was supposedly :rolleyes: Sabrina. I didn't have the chat up for long enough for me to copy it. The conversation went something like this:

Sabrina: Hi
Me: who is this?
Sabrina: Hey there you A/S/L/
*I was perplexed by this*
Me: what?
Sabrina: Do you have a webcam cause I'm really fucking horny right now and I can't shake it off
Me: lololol troll
*she says something about her parents not being around or something so she has to do this fast which I couldn't copy down because I was already blocking her*

Lul, pretending to be girl trolls/pedos are fun.

[Heathen]

lol its automated fool.

[ultama121]

So I'm no longer a bot virgin? :awesome:

[Heathen]

I got grossly misjudged at gender once.

It was a dude bot.

Of course my name was "TotallyASexyBitch"


Me and all my mates had names like that at one point.

[ultama121]

Mine was rather Gender confused as well... My XBL account is registered under my mom's Windows Live. So my chat name was Deborah. :lol:

[CN3089]

23.55.42 <+CN3089> <+tpblind> Who uses cm to measure height :S
23.55.46 <+CN3089> nigga get the fuck out
23.55.50 <+CN3089> move to america if you want to use that imperial shit
23.56.48 <+Champ`> <Agent_Kurosawa> I'm 178 cm tall niglet
23.57.00 <+Champ`> get the fuck out of here, you unamerican
23.57.10 <+Champ`> move to some shitty country if you want to be GAY
23.59.06 <+Agent_Kurosawa> fyi you're probably the most likely to be found on the news pounding ass with some eight year old
23.59.07 <+Agent_Kurosawa> get out
23.59.32 <+tpblind> no Agent_Kurosawa
23.59.47 <+tpblind> it'd be more likely that he'd be the one getting pounded :S
23.59.49 <+Agent_Kurosawa> haha
23.59.58 * +Agent_Kurosawa high fives tpblind _o/\o_
00.00.09 * +Agent_Kurosawa leaves Champ` hangin' _o/ /o_
00.01.39 Champ` «~Champ03@pool-151-196-232-226.balt.east.verizon.net» has Quit iRC (Ping timeout)
00.01.54 <+tpblind> PWNED
00.02.23 <+Agent_Kurosawa> You burned that nigga so bad his internet died
00.02.31 <+Agent_Kurosawa> it's you, you're the best

http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c251/CN3089/Emoticons/emot-master.gif

[Pooky]

Poor cascadegame03, you'd think he would regret his foolishness by now :(

Seriously though, how the fuck does the universe appear to have any design. There's some random shit right here on Earth, and we don't even know what's anywhere else.

[p0lar_bear]

facepalm.jpg

Seriously, arguing about beliefs with this guy is starting to get old. Either he's set firmly into his beliefs, or he's a massive troll. Whatever the case, leave him be. I'm sick of seeing it, and chances are he is, too.

We don't want to encourage this behavior, so stop posting it here.

[ultama121]

Agreed. I think he just wants it to end.

[Sel]

[09:51] [CIA]Ganjanon: who is lammamaster btw?
[09:51] Selentic The Panda: Llamamaster
[09:51] [CIA]Ganjanon: does he like master lammas
[09:51] Selentic The Panda: yup
[09:51] [CIA]Ganjanon: lol thats a stupid name
[09:51] [CIA]Ganjanon: reminds me of bestiality
[09:51] [CIA]Ganjanon: kind of like innergoat
[09:52] [CIA]Ganjanon: god knows what the eff selentic is
[09:52] [CIA]Ganjanon: sounds like a sexual reference
[09:52] [CIA]Ganjanon: OH GOD BABY IM ABOUT TO SELENTICCC
[09:52] [CIA]Ganjanon: UH
[09:52] [CIA]Ganjanon: UH
[09:52] [CIA]Ganjanon: OHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
[09:52] [CIA]Ganjanon: UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
[09:52] [CIA]Ganjanon: UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
[09:52] [CIA]Ganjanon: UHUHUHUHUHUH
[09:52] [CIA]Ganjanon: UH
[09:52] [CIA]Ganjanon: HU
[09:52] [CIA]Ganjanon: HU
[09:52] [CIA]Ganjanon: OOOOOOOOOOOO
[09:53] Selentic The Panda: LOL

[CN3089]

15.02 - InnerGoat: sup come play tf2
15.02 - CN3089: sup no
15.03 - InnerGoat: lol
15.03 - CN3089: tf2 is for gays
15.03 - InnerGoat: thats why i asked you
15.03 - CN3089: oh damn
15.03 - InnerGoat: oh damn!
15.03 - CN3089: http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c251/CN3089/Emoticons/emot-supaburn.gif

[Llama Juice]

Paul Vincent Dalessi. says: (1:50:36 PM)
yeah, youre a good guy, and that's high praise coming from me
Llama Juice says: (1:50:59 PM)
This is Tweek right?... Not Teek?
Llama Juice says: (1:51:06 PM)
XD
Paul Vincent Dalessi. says: (1:51:15 PM)
bumsex tiem
Llama Juice says: (1:51:21 PM)
oh teh noes
Llama Juice says: (1:51:27 PM)
*bends you over*
Paul Vincent Dalessi. says: (1:51:39 PM)
hahaahahah
Paul Vincent Dalessi. says: (1:51:40 PM)
shit

[Bad Waffle]

Zetsuei540 (8:01:20 PM): BITCH YOU GOT RICKROLLED
Zetsuei540 (8:01:21 PM): LOL
wave of lag (8:02:24 PM): have you ever heard of a link previewer
Zetsuei540 (8:02:30 PM): wat
Zetsuei540 (8:02:34 PM): no
Zetsuei540 (8:02:37 PM): DAMNIT
wave of lag (8:02:43 PM): http://www.modacity.net/forums/aolbart:/1024/id/2B00000284/3A2D29
Zetsuei540 (8:02:48 PM): fuck
Zetsuei540 (8:02:48 PM): fuck
Zetsuei540 (8:02:49 PM): fuck
Zetsuei540 (8:02:50 PM): fuck
wave of lag (8:02:52 PM): are you ok
Zetsuei540 (8:02:56 PM): NO
wave of lag (8:03:01 PM): ok
Zetsuei540 (8:03:47 PM): im going to fucking go to your house while your sleeping and slit your throat
wave of lag (8:04:34 PM): get back on the pill, man
Zetsuei540 (8:04:44 PM): im on 3 types of pills right now
Zetsuei540 (8:04:45 PM): thanks
wave of lag (8:04:53 PM): too much information
Zetsuei540 (8:05:05 PM): NOT WHAT YOUR THINKING DAMNIT
wave of lag (8:05:12 PM): i dunno man
wave of lag (8:05:17 PM): you're kinda femine
wave of lag (8:05:20 PM): ine
Zetsuei540 (8:05:23 PM): F
wave of lag (8:05:27 PM): UN!
Zetsuei540 (8:05:41 PM): f is for friends who do stuff together
Zetsuei540 (8:05:44 PM): u is for u and me
Zetsuei540 (8:05:50 PM): n is for anywhere and anytime at all
wave of lag (8:05:51 PM): f is for FIRETRUCK!
Zetsuei540 (8:05:55 PM): down here in the deep blue sea!
Zetsuei540 (8:05:56 PM): NO
Zetsuei540 (8:06:00 PM): YOU WENT AT THE WRONG TIME
wave of lag (8:06:10 PM): and FIBER
wave of lag (8:06:14 PM): and FAMILY
wave of lag (8:06:18 PM): and FLAVOR
Zetsuei540 (8:06:24 PM): and FUCKER
Zetsuei540 (8:06:26 PM): and FAGGOT
wave of lag (8:07:00 PM): dont be so self deprecating, someday your penis will be long enough to fuck yourself
wave of lag (8:07:04 PM): or no
wave of lag (8:07:09 PM): its all in the genes
Zetsuei540 (8:07:11 PM): that would be awesome
wave of lag (8:07:21 PM): ...no, no it wouldn't.
Zetsuei540 (8:07:23 PM): i could fuck people from 7 feet
Zetsuei540 (8:07:27 PM): WAIT NO IT WOULDNT
wave of lag (8:07:33 PM): there you go.
Zetsuei540 (8:07:40 PM): ;_;

[n00b1n8R]

This is a tale explaining the manner in which my way of life was rotated along a Y axis until it reached a position roughly 180 degrees from that which it started. If I could have 60 seconds of your time, simply place your posterior in the selected location, and I will relate to you the details of how I was made the male monarch of the district of the City of Los Angeles, California located at coordinates 34.08333 -118.44778.

In the western region of the “City of Brotherly Love” known as Philadelphia, my mother expelled me from her womb and indeed that is also where I spent my childhood, in my mother’s care. The majority of my time was spent in a recreational area containing such diversions as a jungle gym, swing set, sand box, etc. I was typically at the height of leisure while frequently at a temperature slightly below what might be considered standard room temperature. Outside of my educational institution I was engaging in a game of basketball with some of my friends, when a couple of gentlemen who seemed to be of the disposition to cause a great deal of mischief began causing a great deal of chaos and disharmony in the area in which I lived. I was involved in one rather small bout of fisticuffs after which my mother became concerned for my general safety and well-being, and she informed me that I would be moving in with her sister and her sister’s husband in the previously mentioned community located at the previously mentioned location.

I implored my mother to relent approximately 24-48 hours ago, yet she gathered my belongings in a somewhat flat, rectangular shaped piece of luggage and expelled me from her presence. She placed her lips upon my cheek in an affectionate manner and handed me a pre-purchased pass for public transportation. I placed the headphones for my personal music system into my ears and verbalized the idea that I may as well impact this situation with my foot. Traveling in the highest available level of comfort, this is indeed an unfortunate situation (although I make this statement with some irony). Consuming the juices obtained by the squeezing of the fruit of a Citrus sinensis from a piece of glass stemware commonly reserved for the sipping of sparkling wine originating from the Champagne region of France, I pause to wonder if this is indeed how the residents of the admittedly upper-class neighborhood located at the previously mentioned location commonly live. Indeed, I find this situation may be rather to my enjoyment.

We pulled up to a large domicile sometime between the hours of 7 and 8 o’clock, and in a loud tone of voice I informed the cab driver that at some undetermined point in the future I would again detect his odor through my sense of olfaction. I gazed about the region of land that I was destined to rule, reflecting on my arrival: Here I would claim my rightful place upon the throne, from which I would govern the previously mentioned community of Bel-Air as monarch.

word

[PlasbianX]

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HEY. ITS JUST NOT FUNNY.



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All the best,
Modacity Forums



Thats my quote. Fuck you zeph.

[n00b1n8R]

DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
The Real Ziz Lady: wut
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: i just accidentally my computer
The Real Ziz Lady: oh noe, not your computer
The Real Ziz Lady: how coiuld u accidentally your computer like that
The Real Ziz Lady: thats not cool man
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: yeah and now it won't when i turn it on
The Real Ziz Lady: well i guess you'll just have to find amnoter quote to role play with me
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: i think i should take it to a techy
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: oh fuck you
The Real Ziz Lady: :P:saddowns:

E: :haw:

Ex2:
The Real Ziz Lady: GTFo cheater
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: i saw you were active in there xD
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: it's a moral victory
The Real Ziz Lady: no
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: yes
The Real Ziz Lady: u
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: me
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: also miss me?
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: bet you did
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: bet you cried yourself to sleep at night because you didn't get your daily dose of noob
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: amirite?
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: i think i am
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: it's ok baby
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: don't worry
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: daddys here now
The Real Ziz Lady: totally
The Real Ziz Lady: until i realized that the new TF2 update was out
The Real Ziz Lady: and you wouldnt get to play it for another couple of days
The Real Ziz Lady: taht eased the pain somewhat
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: yeah well i fucked your mum in your car so stfu faggot
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: >:^(
The Real Ziz Lady: :supaburn:

[Bodzilla]

[16:04] DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
[16:04] The Real Ziz Lady: wut
[16:05] DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: i just accidentally my computer
[16:05] The Real Ziz Lady: oh noe, not your computer
[16:05] The Real Ziz Lady: how coiuld u accidentally your computer like that
[16:05] The Real Ziz Lady: thats not cool man
[16:06] DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: yeah and now it won't when i turn it on
[16:06] DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: i think i should take it to a techy
[16:06] The Real Ziz Lady: well i guess you'll just have to find another quote to role play with me
[16:06] DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: oh fuck you
[16:06] The Real Ziz Lady: :P
[16:06] The Real Ziz Lady: never gunna ...http://www.collectorsquest.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/bustedplacard.jpg

E: oi gtfo n00b

[Bastinka]

Thats my quote. Fuck you zeph.
Sounds like a club I'd go to.

[PlasbianX]

[15:43:44] sil3ntdarkn355: remember those basshunter videos
[15:43:46] sil3ntdarkn355: with that hot girl
[15:43:49] sil3ntdarkn355: jet black hair
[15:43:50] plasbianx1337: yea
[15:43:53] sil3ntdarkn355: what was her name?
[15:44:01] plasbianx1337: i dont remember.
[15:44:08] plasbianx1337: Shes a pr0n star though
[15:44:22] sil3ntdarkn355: i know
[15:44:25] sil3ntdarkn355: thats why i wanted to know her name
[15:44:32] plasbianx1337: lolololol

[Bastinka]

What is her name :-3

[blind]

[14:42:26] <farhan> can any girl wants to chat wid me ??????????
[14:42:32] <Trkle> asl!?!?
[14:42:38] <BoktaDre> Uhh..just wait until the greatest guitar solo kicks in.
[14:42:39] <BoktaDre> That's part two.
[14:43:47] <farhan> can any one help me for finding a good girl frnd
[14:43:52] <tpblind> okay at part 2 BoktaDre.
[14:43:53] <tpblind> :D:D:D
[14:44:06] <farhan> what is dis
[14:44:33] <tpblind> asl!??!?!
[14:44:36] <Trkle> asl!?!?
[14:45:03] <farhan> 19 m lh
[14:45:30] <Trkle> is that pakistan.
[14:45:38] <farhan> yeah

[15:00:37] <farhan> heloooooooo frnds help me
[15:01:31] <farhan> i m a fuck who fuck ur sist

[15:25:02] <farhan> can any girl wants to chat wid me ?????????? individually

[15:36:14] <tpblind> speak english
[15:37:26] <farhan> i m already speaking in english
[15:37:28] <Veegie> My aunt just sent me a friend request on facebook wtf
[15:38:06] <tpblind> wtf are you talking about farhan, I dont understand what you're saying
[15:40:22] <farhan> hay i think i intrupted u and u r not lik me in this channel ok frnds .nice to chat wid u.
[15:40:29] <ds-> WHAT
[15:40:30] <ds-> hey
[15:40:57] <tpblind> I dont understand you farhan
[15:41:17] <Veegie> BoktaDre
[15:41:23] <BoktaDre> yeah
[15:41:26] <Veegie> I just got one guy to grab another, and I got them swinging like a nun chuck
[15:41:35] <Veegie> took down a squad with them
[15:41:47] <a_baby_seal> kataaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
[15:41:49] <farhan> i think i distrub u
[15:41:50] <a_baby_seal> rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
[15:41:57] <a_baby_seal> shut the fuck up you faggot
[15:42:01] * Veegie leaves farhan hangin' _o/ /o_
[15:43:18] <tpblind> farhan WHAT THE FUCK STOP FUCKING TALKING IN LIKE JAPANESE JESUS FUCK YOURE RETARDED
[15:43:47] <farhan> ok frnds by .i want to go to frnd ship wid u but u dont lik me by
[15:44:08] <farhan> ok by
[15:44:17] <tpblind> FUCK YOU
[15:44:28] <Veegie> I speak better when I'm drunk.
[15:44:47] <farhan> hay dont abuse me
[15:45:45] <tpblind> you're so fucking retarded farhan get the fuck out of there
[15:46:27] <a_baby_seal> hey nigger, get out
[15:46:40] <farhan> our national language is urdu and we dont writ betr engl dan u
[15:46:47] <a_baby_seal> hey nigger, get out
[15:46:53] <farhan> ok bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy yyyyyyyyyyyy
[15:47:33] <tpblind> GET OUT YOU FUCKING TERRORIST
[15:48:23] <a_baby_seal> ffbbffb fbbfbfbbfbbfbbfbbfbffbbrbrbrfbrfbdbrdbrbbfdszdfbbf daedfbbrfdsaberbbrbbbbeferbebbertfbberbbberberbcvc xzxcccccccccccccccccccccxxxxxxxxxxzzzzzzz
[15:49:28] <quikk_1g> :pm] <farhan> no i have no pic in my comp
[15:49:28] <quikk_1g> [3:34:pm] <farhan> i m tell u about my personality
[15:49:28] <quikk_1g> [3:36:pm] <farhan> im 5fet 8inch i speak truth i have whit face and a good pakistani
[15:49:28] <quikk_1g> [3:47:pm] <farhan> ok
[15:49:28] <quikk_1g> [3:47:pm] <farhan> u want 2 chat wid me or u r lik ur frnds
[15:49:33] <quikk_1g> farhan i am beat ur ass

[15:51:24] <farhan> ok i m terrorist than save ur world from me

[Bodzilla]

[15:42:01] * Veegie leaves farhan hangin' _o/ /o_

This made me lawl

[PlasbianX]

What is her name :-3

[15:44:10] sil3ntdarkn355: Aylar Lie

[n00b1n8R]

The Real Ziz Lady: y0 dyl wheres the guild bank at?
The Real Ziz Lady: wait your not my brother >:U
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: your playing WoW with your bro? xD
The Real Ziz Lady: >:U

[Heathen]

I was gonna say Cytherea. My favourite actress.

[Bastinka]

Cytherea was that girl at seehersq*****.com, from what I remember she could BLANK about BLANK BLANKS.

[TeeKup]

PlasbianX - says:
lolz
- PlasbianX - says:
you didnt see the thread about you did you
TeeKup says:
no
TeeKup says:
link
- PlasbianX - says:
Got deleted
- PlasbianX - says:
was called
TeeKup says:
wtf did it say
- PlasbianX - says:
How gay are you, from a scale of one to te(ekup)n
TeeKup says:
who posted that
- PlasbianX - says:
uh..
- PlasbianX - says:
Blind
- PlasbianX - says:
i think

WTF is this shit?

[blind]

IT WASNT ABOUT YOU MI AMORE
It was about the general Modacity populace.

[ExAm]

Yeah, no. We all know Teek's gay, I get it. Enough with the jokes at his expense already, it's going too far. You can't expect him to be good natured about it the five billionth time, alright?

[FlyingStone]

Teek is gay?

This explains everything

Sarcasim, nothing more :/

[p0lar_bear]

jcap: I almost strangled a friend today through the phone
jcap: I was looking at his recently played on Zune Social
jcap: and I saw Girlfriend listed 3 times
p0lar_bear: ...i think it's a decent song
p0lar_bear: probably wouldn't listen to it three times straight, though
jcap: I'm going to strangle you through AIM
jcap: luckily my guess was right and it was actually his sister who was listening to it
jcap: they sync to the same PC
p0lar_bear: wait, is it Girlfriend by Matthew Sweet?
jcap: also
jcap: oh, no
jcap: Avril Lavigne
p0lar_bear: oh okay
jcap: AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
...
p0lar_bear: this is what I meant: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8OcBdwWggKw
jcap: oh, that's a good song

Thanks jcap, now that you reminded me of it, I got that Avril shit stuck in my head.

I'm going to strangle you through Modacity.

[blind]

Yeah, no. We all know Teek's gay, I get it. Enough with the jokes at his expense already, it's going too far. You can't expect him to be good natured about it the five billionth time, alright?
I'm coo coo for teekup puffs.
It wasn't a joke at his expense, it was me confessing my love for him.
:[ how dare you mistake my confession into some kind of joke

[UXB]

Posted with permission:

Darrell: What are you working on?
Dennis: I'm updating the webforum code
Darell: What the hell for? Don't you have
Darrell: projects you're late with?
Dennis: Some child is spamming it for god
Dennis: knows why?
Darrell: Why do you spend any time at all
Darrell: with those snot nose pissants?
Darrell: close all those websites and buy
Darrell: something for youself from the
Darrell: savings. Take a vacation.
Dennis: You know how the net is
Darrell: yea
Dennis: They need a place with some
Dennis: boundries to learn about the
Dennis: game
Darrell: for crist sakes theyre little kids!
Dennis: All the more reason
Darrell: The'll never thank you for it
Dennis: I know
Dennis: many already hate me for the rules
Darrell: They are hardly out of dipers
Darrell: they will never understand what
Darrell: youre doing
Dennis: I know
Darrell: your an idiot sometimes
Dennis: someone has to do it
Darrell: I suppose. why you
Dennis: remember Fidonet
Darrell: I guess, well yea, Ok i See
Darrell: Your still an idiot
Dennis: Yea well we can't all be perfect
Darrell: we never had the technology to
Darrell: make the kind of irreversable
Darrell: mistakes these kids have today
Darrell: and they have no idea do they?
Dennis: Most of their parents don't have any
Dennis: idea what they are doing on the net
Dennis: much less how they are acting.
Dennis: the anonymity of it lets them do/say
Dennis: things they never would in public with
Dennis: real people around.
Dennis: anonymity = bravado
Darrell: You can’t change them.
Dennis: no but I can show them how they should
Dennis: act in public at least in the forum
Darrell: your an idiot
Dennis: it's all fuck this and fuck that and they
Dennis: think that is acceptable to write it in
Dennis: the most public place in human history
Darrel: You curse
Dennis: Fuck yea but never in a crowd or in some
Dennis: strangers house. That's just fuckin stupid.
Darrell: :)
Dennis: The webforum is shown in thousands of
Dennis: strangers homes and thery just don't get it.
Darrell: They're kids
Dennis: that is the point, they are kids and noone has
Dennis: told them its wrong yet.
Darrell: I still think your an idiot for spending all
Darrell: this time and money on them
Dennis: yea, well maybe, I didn't expect them to
Dennis: understand or even be thankful that's not
Dennis: why I do it.
Darrell: why do you do it?
Dennis: I'm a hopefull idiot :)

[Disaster]

Posted with permission:

Darrell: What are you working on?
Dennis: I'm updating the webforum code
Darell: What the hell for? Don't you have
Darrell: projects you're late with?
Dennis: Some child is spamming it for god
Dennis: knows why?
Darrell: Why do you spend any time at all
Darrell: with those snot nose pissants?
Darrell: close all those websites and buy
Darrell: something for youself from the
Darrell: savings. Take a vacation.
Dennis: You know how the net is
Darrell: yea
Dennis: They need a place with some
Dennis: boundries to learn about the
Dennis: game
Darrell: for crist sakes theyre little kids!
Dennis: All the more reason
Darrell: The'll never thank you for it
Dennis: I know
Dennis: many already hate me for the rules
Darrell: They are hardly out of dipers
Darrell: they will never understand what
Darrell: youre doing
Dennis: I know
Darrell: your an idiot sometimes
Dennis: someone has to do it
Darrell: I suppose. why you
Dennis: remember Fidonet
Darrell: I guess, well yea, Ok i See
Darrell: Your still an idiot
Dennis: Yea well we can't all be perfect
Darrell: we never had the technology to
Darrell: make the kind of irreversable
Darrell: mistakes these kids have today
Darrell: and they have no idea do they?
Dennis: Most of their parents don't have any
Dennis: idea what they are doing on the net
Dennis: much less how they are acting.
Dennis: the anonymity of it lets them do/say
Dennis: things they never would in public with
Dennis: real people around.
Dennis: anonymity = bravado
Darrell: You can’t change them.
Dennis: no but I can show them how they should
Dennis: act in public at least in the forum
Darrell: your an idiot
Dennis: it's all fuck this and fuck that and they
Dennis: think that is acceptable to write it in
Dennis: the most public place in human history
Darrel: You curse
Dennis: Fuck yea but never in a crowd or in some
Dennis: strangers house. That's just fuckin stupid.
Darrell: :)
Dennis: The webforum is shown in thousands of
Dennis: strangers homes and thery just don't get it.
Darrell: They're kids
Dennis: that is the point, they are kids and noone has
Dennis: told them its wrong yet.
Darrell: I still think your an idiot for spending all
Darrell: this time and money on them
Dennis: yea, well maybe, I didn't expect them to
Dennis: understand or even be thankful that's not
Dennis: why I do it.
Darrell: why do you do it?
Dennis: I'm a hopefull idiot :)
I don't hate you Dennis :)

[blind]

I love Dennis.

[Bastinka]

I've always pictured Dennis to have Jamies, the Mythbusters, moustache and a beret making smart remarks to himself after typing sentences as if it were an evil plot he was going over.

[Disaster]

I've always pictured Dennis to have Jamies, the Mythbusters, moustache and a beret making smart remarks to himself after typing sentences as if it were an evil plot he was going over.
Lul I've always pictured him looking like Bill Gates :embarrassed:

[Bastinka]

Dennis was the name of my 5th grade teacher that followed our class up to the 8th grade, he was the funniest and most awesome teacher ever... and his name was Mr. Mayo.

[Heathen]

AdolfHitler has signed on.
DrSteinitz has signed on.

DrSteinitz: Mein Führer?
DrSteinitz: Mein Führer, are you there?
DrSteinitz: Type into sie keypad, bitte.
AdolfHitler: Hallo.
DrSteinitz: Ah! It works! Guten Tag, Mein Führer.
AdolfHitler: Was is das?
DrSteinitz: You wanted to know what we have been working on in our research laboratory. This is a demonstration of our latest development.
AdolfHitler: Can you read what I am typing?
DrSteinitz: Ja! We are having a conversation now. This is our secret weapon to win sie war, Mein Führer.
DrSteinitz: YOUR secret weapon.
AdolfHitler: Interesting.
DrSteinitz: It allows us to send messages instantly to each other over a communication network.
AdolfHitler: Communication network? You mean like a series of tubes?
DrSteinitz: Yes. If you wish.
DrSteinitz: What do you think?
AdolfHitler: Nein, we already have Morse code.
DrSteinitz: Ja, but this is much faster.
DrSteinitz: Und can Morse code do this? http://www.ryangarns.com/images/hitler_emoticon.gif
AdolfHitler: How did you do that?
DrSteinitz: You like that? Das ist a little smiley face. We even made it look like der Führer mit der little mustache, ja?
AdolfHitler: Ja, das ist gut.
DrSteinitz: One of our engineers thought of it when he discovered that when you type in a colon and a right parenthesis it looks like a little smiley face lying on its side.
DrSteinitz: He is one of our brightest engineers.
AdolfHitler: It looks just like me. Except for the smiling.
DrSteinitz: We can remove the smile if you wish, Mein Führer.
AdolfHitler: How will this win sie war for Deutschland?
DrSteinitz: This new weapon allows our military to communicate more quickly on sie field, ja? Enemy coordinates, attack orders... all can be sent instantly.
DrSteinitz: This technology ist decades ahead of our enemies, Mein Führer.
Heydrich has signed on.
Heydrich: Hallo.
DrSteinitz: Ah, hallo! Reinhard Heydrich has joined us to demonstrate the integrated conference feature!
AdolfHitler: Hallo, Reinhard. Can you see what I am typing?
Heydrich: Ja, Mein Führer.
AdolfHitler: http://www.ryangarns.com/images/hitler_emoticon.gif
DrSteinitz: Das ist gut, Mein Führer!
Heydrich: Mein Führer, I bring you news. Our spies indicate that the Americans are working on a bomb based on nuclear fission. If successful, it will be capable of destroying entire cities.
AdolfHitler: Do we have anything like that in sie works, Steinitz?
AdolfHitler: Steinitz?
AdolfHitler: Steinitz, are you there?
DrSteinitz: Hold on, bitte.
DrSteinitz: Ja. I'm afraid we have no such bomb in sie works, Mein Führer. We have been busy beta testing new smiley faces.
AdolfHitler: Schweinhund! You will be dead by nightfall.
DrSteinitz: haha
DrSteinitz: It's hard to tell when you're joking over this machine.
DrSteinitz: When we joke in the lab, we use "/sarc" to signify a joke.
DrSteinitz: Mein Führer, are you there?
AdolfHitler has signed out.
DrSteinitz: Heydrich, ist der Führer mad?
Heydrich has signed out.

[klange]

That... was amazing.

But I must spread rep before giving it to you... wtf? There's no way you're the last person I gave rep to...
It's been like 5 reps, how many do I need!?

[Heathen]

(10:20:02 PM) Caleb:i was thinking of you when i was masturshiting
(10:20:03 PM) Caleb:lol
(10:20:49 PM) Caleb:i feel like masturs of the universe
(10:20:49 PM) Heathen: haha
(10:20:50 PM) Heathen: nice
(10:20:57 PM) Caleb:lol masturz

[ultama121]

I'm facing the same conflict Admiral. :smith:

[p0lar_bear]

Posted with permission:

Darrell: What are you working on?
Dennis: I'm updating the webforum code
Darell: What the hell for? Don't you have projects you're late with?
Dennis: Some child is spamming it for god knows why?
Darrell: Why do you spend any time at all with those snot nose pissants?
Darrell: close all those websites and buy something for youself from the savings. Take a vacation.
Dennis: You know how the net is
Darrell: yea
Dennis: They need a place with some boundries to learn about the game
Darrell: for crist sakes theyre little kids!
Dennis: All the more reason
Darrell: The'll never thank you for it
Dennis: I know
Dennis: many already hate me for the rules
Darrell: They are hardly out of dipers
Darrell: they will never understand what youre doing
Dennis: I know
Darrell: your an idiot sometimes
Dennis: someone has to do it
Darrell: I suppose. why you
Dennis: remember Fidonet
Darrell: I guess, well yea, Ok i See
Darrell: Your still an idiot
Dennis: Yea well we can't all be perfect
Darrell: we never had the technology to make the kind of irreversable mistakes these kids have today
Darrell: and they have no idea do they?
Dennis: Most of their parents don't have any idea what they are doing on the net much less how they are acting.
Dennis: the anonymity of it lets them do/say things they never would in public with real people around. anonymity = bravado
Darrell: You can’t change them.
Dennis: no but I can show them how they should act in public at least in the forum
Darrell: your an idiot
Dennis: it's all fuck this and fuck that and they think that is acceptable to write it in the most public place in human history
Darrel: You curse
Dennis: Fuck yea but never in a crowd or in some strangers house. That's just fuckin stupid.
Darrell: :)
Dennis: The webforum is shown in thousands of strangers homes and thery just don't get it.
Darrell: They're kids
Dennis: that is the point, they are kids and noone has told them its wrong yet.
Darrell: I still think your an idiot for spending all this time and money on them
Dennis: yea, well maybe, I didn't expect them to understand or even be thankful that's not why I do it.
Darrell: why do you do it?
Dennis: I'm a hopefull idiot :)

As much as it's true about the populace of the halomaps forums, I resent that view. :|

[ultama121]

My friend scares me ;_;:
(note the book isn't really a gay sex book, its just about a gay couple, so don't go crazy about the links, there isn't anything bad in them)
(Also keep in mind half the time I wasn't paying attention to what he was saying :-3)

SexyTime: But, the Director did publish some gay sex books.
SexyTime: ...
SexyTime: Not even kidding.
ultama121: what
ultama121: link
SexyTime: http://www.animenfo.com/person,3305,zttxhg,kon_chiaki.html
SexyTime: http://www.animenfo.com/animetitle,4151,zpwwbd,junjo_romantica.html
ultama121: um
SexyTime: Btw-- Shounen-Ai = Mens Love
ultama121: k
ultama121: i know
ultama121: ...
ultama121: wat
SexyTime: u no u luv it
ultama121: the title makes it look like shojo
ultama121: wtf
SexyTime: yah
SexyTime: WHOA
SexyTime: Wait, nvrm
SexyTime: Apparently, on Animenewsnetwork, the art director was involved with Chobits, Da Capo (not sure if you've heard of that) Rozen Maiden and some other stuff
SexyTime: and... Fruits Basket...
ultama121: fruits basket is a shoujo right?
SexyTime: like tottaly, like yeah, like.
ultama121: D:
SexyTime: Joey, let meh tell you of the sad story of the time when I didn't know what a shoujo was..
SexyTime: Well, you see, little Jhonny was walkin' down the street one day.
SexyTime: Founded a book,
SexyTime: it said Fruits Baskter.
SexyTime: He picked up the book, and started to read it.
SexyTime: He was intruiged by it
SexyTime: But he didn't know why
ultama121: what is going on here D:
SexyTime: Lately Jhonnies life turned different...
SexyTime: He started to feel something weird for his man friends...
SexyTime: and started to like buttflies, and pink
ultama121: WHERE IS THIS GOING
ultama121: BUTTFLIES
ultama121: WHAT ARE THOSE
SexyTime: Heck, one day Jhonnly woke up and was humping a banana.,
ultama121: WHAT IS HAPPENING
SexyTime: Jhonny didnt know why though
ultama121: I WILL MURDER YOU
SexyTime: But it all happened after he read that book.
SexyTime: Then one day, I tried to read that same book.
SexyTime: But I stopped.
ultama121: ...
ultama121: what is going on
SexyTime: Because Jhonny was the one who didn't notice the disclamer saying, this book will make you a girl.
SexyTime: I'm glad I saw that disclaimer.
SexyTime: Or I'd be a Jhonny all over again
was that a copy paste?
SexyTime: no lol
ultama121: D:
ultama121: wow
ultama121: imaginative
SexyTime: I made it up :D
ultama121: poor jhonny
SexyTime: I know...
SexyTime: Btw, Jhonny is...
SexyTime: ME! AHAgsjdagdhahahaahahahaAHAHAAHAh
SexyTime: AND HES A MURDERER!!!
SexyTime: RAWR
ultama121: D:
ultama121: Don't smoke...
SexyTime: But I don't wanna be killed by little girls D:
ultama121: like in higurashi?
ultama121: they are cute as hell, but they are also hella creepy at times
ultama121: really
SexyTime: Yah
SexyTime: And you are right.
ultama121: lol i baked you some cookies
SexyTime: Rena is Mikuru equivelant.
ultama121: WITH DEATH IN EVERY BITE
SexyTime: LOL
ultama121: here let me give you a hug *slips sticky bomb on your back*
SexyTime: Cinimon toast crunch! the DEATH you can see!
SexyTime: lol
ultama121: no that tea doesn't have poison in it...
ultama121: KABOOOM\
ultama121: IT HAD BOMBS *MANIACAL LAUGHING*
SexyTime: *Keiichi walks up to Rena, yet they are about 10 yards away from each other...*
SexyTime: Keiichi : Hi!
SexyTime: Rena : No!
SexyTime: Keiichi : ?
ultama121: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
SexyTime: Rena : HsssssssssAH! *BOOOM*
SexyTime: Rena : GOOD TIME
ultama121: lol
ultama121: amazimg
SexyTime: Oh mai gawd, I love the taunt with gloves as a heavy :D
SexyTime: Ding Ding! PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH!
ultama121: what is it?
SexyTime: GOOD TIME
SexyTime: Ok, you hear like the boxing match DING DING then he starts uppercutting.
SexyTime: I've killed people with it :D
SexyTime: Mostly Snipers though :)
ultama121: lol!
ultama121: brb copy pasting jhonny quote on modacity
SexyTime: lol
SexyTime: btw, Johnny woke up the next day...
SexyTime: He had a Vagina... but not... quite...
SexyTime: It was... Censored.. wel'll call it...
SexyTime: Years passed, Johnnies doing ok.
ultama121: D:
SexyTime: And some miracle happened...
ultama121: HE GOT A PENIS
SexyTime: He... got passed Shoujo...
ultama121: BIG ONE
SexyTime: Well, at the time, it seemed lilke a miracle.
ultama121: HE BECAME A HERMAPHRODITE
SexyTime: He started talking to himself...
SexyTime: about...
SexyTime: Shounen-Ai...
SexyTime: For a while...
SexyTime: We though, heck, we thought he was gunna start reading it, or maybe even drawing it.
SexyTime: But... he didn't...
SexyTime: Insteaad... he started talking about drawing a manga...
SexyTime: Not Shounen-Ai, nor Shoujo... it had an odd title...
SexyTime: Higurashi no Naku Koro ni
SexyTime: Years passed, and he puplished it...
SexyTime: But he wasn't finished...
SexyTime: He couldn't stop...
SexyTime: Well, at least he stopped with the continueing Higurashi series.
SexyTime: Then, he started drawing Shounen-Ai Doujishinshi's.
SexyTime: Over and over again.
SexyTime: consuming his life.
ultama121: ok bak
ultama121: WHAT HAPPENED
ultama121: BRB READING
SexyTime: He got the ideae from his recent banana humpin...
SexyTime: couldn't stop... drawing them...
SexyTime: just couldn't...
SexyTime: Hours and... hours... he drew, his mind was corrupted...
SexyTime: His friends, family was concerened.
ultama121: :?
ultama121: nyoro~n?
SexyTime: They tried to stop him... but they couldn't get a hold of him
ultama121: (mikuru said it :3)
SexyTime: Eventually, he drew himself out.
SexyTime: Didn't know what to draw...
SexyTime: He tried Shoujo, wasn't working, Shounen-ai, didn't happen
SexyTime: Horrnor, nu uh.
SexyTime: Eventually, he started wondering about ninjas... bananas...
SexyTime: all sorts of uninteresting and repettitive things...
SexyTime: One day... Jhonny woke up with his banana by his side... and thought...
SexyTime: "I HAVE THE TITLE!"
SexyTime: Many people have seen it before, its big in Japan...
SexyTime: Yet... people have started to hate it, because of its uncreativeness...
SexyTime: It was called....
SexyTime: NARUTO
ultama121: OMG
SexyTime: BANBANBANBANB!
ultama121: WAIT]
ultama121: EDITING THE POST
ultama121: TO BRING IN THAT
ultama121: AMAZING PUNCHLINE
SexyTime: JHONNY! WAS A NINJA
SexyTime: WHO WROTE ABOUT NINJAAAAAAAAAAAAW!
SexyTime: *Theme Song*
SexyTime: JHONNY WAS A NINJA!
SexyTime: WHO WROTE ABOUT NINJAAAAAAAAAW!

SexyTime: WHO WROTE ABOUT NINJAAAAAAAAAAAAW!
SexyTime: *Theme Song*
SexyTime: JHONNY WAS A NINJA!
SexyTime: WHO WROTE ABOUT NINJAAAAAAAAAW!
SexyTime: JHONNY WAS A NINJA!
SexyTime: WHO WROTE ABOUT NINJAAAAAAAAAW!
SexyTime: THEN IT CAME TO AMERICA!
SexyTime: AND THE NAMES OF THE PEOPLE WERE MESSED UP!
SexyTime: It was NO longer called Naruto...
SexyTime: It was called...
SexyTime: THE MISADVENTURES OF FISH CAKES, CHERRY BLOSSOM, AND FRANK
ultama121: D:
ultama121: you still remember
ultama121: ...
ultama121: D:
SexyTime: Dan Dan...
SexyTime: One day... the fans HATED it...
SexyTime: Coudn't stand it...
SexyTime: So...
SexyTime: Johnny here...
SexyTime: Shot him self...
SexyTime: In the penis...
SexyTime: He died from loss of blood.
SexyTime: And his blood stll writes Naruto today...
ultama121: um what?
ultama121: his penis blood writes naruto?
SexyTime: Yes, Naruto is written by penis blood.
SexyTime: Go on, spread the story to the world...
ultama121: oh... that explains it...
SexyTime: As I will... the same...
SexyTime: *Walks away really cool like*
SexyTime: That was the story of Girl/Homo/Pervert/NINJA
ultama121: wow


Can you spot the TF2 refrences? :-3

BTW: The Fish Cakes, Cherry Blossoms, and Frank thing was an inside joke created before Naruto hit America. We were making fun of how they might literally translate everything, and what couldn't be translated was Americanized.

[SexyTime]

Now, thats not all Johnny did... Johnny also was a great Architect... you may have heard of the Statue of Liberty...
Thats not how Johnny wanted it to be... Johnny wanted to put the statue having gay sex with another statue... people weren't happy about it
Johnny did it anyway, when people weren't lookin'
People woke up and found themselves lookin' at a huge dick.
Obviously, weren't happy.
But then they realized that if they just took out the other person next to the main statue... that it might work...
They USED Johnny, deceived him,
Johnny got real angry, threw bananas at peoples...
One person threw a banana back at him, little did he know it had a needle in it
Got him RIGHT in the penis.
Johnny died from blood loss that day... and that is the story of Johnny the Ninja man...
The TRUE story!

[ultama121]

Before anyone infracts, that is basically a continuation of what our conversation was in my posts. :lol: SexyTime is a friend of mine.

[Rob Oplawar]

Dammit, I got here too late to say:
Who the hell is Dennis?

[blind]

Owner and administrator of halomaps.org

[Mass]

Dammit, I got here too late to say:
Who the hell is Dennis?
This way people can read this twice and scoff a second time at your obliviousness.

[UXB]

As much as it's true about the populace of the halomaps forums, I resent that view. :|That was actually my point for posting it. Most of the people in that forum, and I am guessing this one too, can't understand the crap I take from some of my peers (all around my same age) for associating through the ‘net with people 30-45 years my junior. Think of it this way: They look at you guys (meaning most anyone under 25) the same way members here look at the people at the Halo Maps forum. I have to admit that there are days I agree with them.

I know that there is no way that 17-20 year olds want to associate with 13-16 year olds and I also know that it is the unusual 17-20 year old that will take the time to mentor a 13-16 year old. The Halo Maps forum was setup to allow the 13-16 year old to have a place to learn about the Halo CE game. Part of that equation is putting up with a certain amount of childish posturing, not thought out or repeat questions and inappropriate outbursts. Of course you have none of that here though do you?

[StankBacon]

lol, that Darrell guy sounds just like the little kids hes ragging on...

[Heathen]

LOL, because his name is Darrell.

[UXB]

lol, that Darrell guy sounds just like the little kids hes ragging on...LOL - actually he sounds like me about 10 years ago. It is all a matter of perspective.:lol:

[Bodzilla]

[16:02] xet_:
QFT, anyone can make a fucking family guy episode, it's just fuckign stupid to retardation, there is no wit, no fucking puns nothing, it's just fucking stupid.

doesnt mean i dont laugh occasionally but theres plenty of better shows out.
[16:02] xet_: what do you watch fucker
[16:02] xet_: :|
[16:02] The Real Ziz Lady: not worth arguing with a pre-teen xet
[16:02] xet_: im 14
[16:02] The Real Ziz Lady: exactly
[16:02] xet_: fourTEEN
[16:02] The Real Ziz Lady: your a fucking kid
[16:02] xet_: wow, idiot.
[16:02] The Real Ziz Lady: who if ANYONE has a different opinion
[16:02] The Real Ziz Lady: you immediately start attacking them
[16:02] xet_: ima not gonna argue cuz ur a preteen
[16:03] xet_: NO
[16:03] xet_: family guy IS funny
[16:03] xet_: i dont care what you think
[16:03] xet_: good lord
[16:03] The Real Ziz Lady: FUCKING OXYMORON
[16:03] xet_: no fucking sense of humor
[16:03] xet_: family guy is funny
[16:03] xet_: is a whole sentence
[16:03] xet_: theres a difference between a sentence
[16:03] xet_: and a word
[16:04] xet_: lol south park
[16:04] The Real Ziz Lady: WAH WAH WAH
[16:04] xet_: sexual harassment makes me a saaad panda
[16:04] The Real Ziz Lady: YOU DONT AGREE WITH ME
[16:04] The Real Ziz Lady: THERE FOR YOUR WRONG
[16:04] The Real Ziz Lady: I"M ALWAYS FUCKING RIGHT
[16:04] xet_: i never said that
[16:04] The Real Ziz Lady: CAUSE I KNOW EVERYTHING
[16:04] xet_: i said you have no sense of humor
[16:04] xet_: at all
[16:04] The Real Ziz Lady: EVERYBODY KOWS THAT 14 YEAR OLDS NOE EVARYTHANG
[16:05] xet_: care to stop being stupid?
[16:05] The Real Ziz Lady: I WASNT BORN YESTERDAY YA KNOW
[16:05] xet_: thanks.
[16:05] The Real Ziz Lady: I WAS BORN 14 YEARS AGO
[16:05] xet_: ugh
[16:05] The Real Ziz Lady: SO I THEREFORE NO EXACTLY WHAT I"M TALKING ABOUT
[16:05] The Real Ziz Lady: AND NO AMOUNT OF EVIDENCE LOGIC OR FACTS CAN PERSUADE ME OTHERWISE
[16:05] xet_: blocked for stupidity
[16:05] The Real Ziz Lady: bi
[16:05] xet_: you're a fucking idiot
[16:05] xet_: if you dont want to argue with me because of my age
[16:06] xet_: just say so
[16:06] The Real Ziz Lady: i dont want to argue with a closed minded self righteous dickhead
[16:06] The Real Ziz Lady: and about fucking Anything at all
[16:06] The Real Ziz Lady: and i mean FUCKING ANYTHING
[16:07] The Real Ziz Lady: the first thing you do is dull a discussion into an absolute fuckign shit fight
[16:07] The Real Ziz Lady: and i dont need this crap
[16:07] The Real Ziz Lady: so Fuck off and remove yourself from my friends list
[16:07] <High latency detected between you and the server. Your last few messages may not have been received.>

I'm in red.
am i right, or am i right.

-rep sense tingling....

[blind]

Hahahahahhaahahahhahahhahhahahhahahhahahhaha.
HAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHA
Don't worry. He freaks out on me too. He actually has some kind of vendetta against me but he won't admit it :S

[Xetsuei]

[16:06] The Real Ziz Lady: i dont want to argue with a closed minded self righteous dickhead
[16:06] The Real Ziz Lady: and about fucking Anything at all
[16:06] The Real Ziz Lady: and i mean FUCKING ANYTHING
[16:07] The Real Ziz Lady: the first thing you do is dull a discussion into an absolute fuckign shit fight
[16:07] The Real Ziz Lady: and i dont need this crap
[16:07] The Real Ziz Lady: so Fuck off and remove yourself from my friends list

Hmm, so you said all that after I blocked you?

[Bodzilla]

http://i69.photobucket.com/albums/i80/bodzilla_1/XetbeingXet.jpg
The age, the wisdom, the courage is phenomenal.
When one man rises to the task, where will you be. Xet for admin.

also seeing as i'm such a good prophet I'll tell your futures for a nominal Fee.
:tinfoil:

[n00b1n8R]

Xet's 14?
That explains soo much.

[CN3089]

He's a fourteen year old? No wonder he likes Family Guy. http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c251/CN3089/Emoticons/mmmhmm.gif

[ExAm]

DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: best servers in the world IMO
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: (their american D:)
ExAm (DMK): rofl
ExAm (DMK): so i'll get good ping then
ExAm (DMK): lol
<High latency detected between you and the server. Your last few messages may not have been received.>*facepalm*

[klange]

He's a fourteen year old? No wonder he likes Family Guy. http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c251/CN3089/Emoticons/mmmhmm.gif
Hey man, I r 18 n i luv teh show.

But seriously, Family Guy, great show. Hilarious stuff.

[Bastinka]

Bod has pubes.

[Rob Oplawar]

Family guy is funny, Bod.

[Bodzilla]

http://www.plognark.com/Art/Sketches/Blogsketches/2008/thestupiditburns.jpg

[Pooky]

Family guy is funny, Bod.

The only time Family Guy's ever funny is when it's satirizing something better than itself. Any time it tries to make an original joke, I just cringe at the stupidity.

[Heathen]

I'm 16 and I like family guy :saddowns:

[ExAm]

#206039 (http://qdb.us/206039) (641/753)
<Kidsune> Shhhh, don't tell anyone, but i'm gonna go down on you...
<Kidsune> And you're gonna love it...
<Kidsune> But it's only going to be long enough to let you start enjoying it...
<Kidsune> Then i'm gonna come back up again and fuck you, big time...
<Kidsune> Lots of love,
<Kidsune> Fuel Prices
.

[Hotrod]

Just to add to the Familly Guy thing, everybody has their own opinions about stuff, and not everybody will like what you do, no matter what. Xet, and other members, including me, like Familly Guy, while others do not.

Familly Guy isn't a bad show, nor is it a good show. You can't say it's either, because it's not a definite thing, it's all people's opinion. The only way you could call it either of them is if everybody that existed thought it was a good show.

Now, I'm just stating my opinion, so no hard feelings are intended.

[Heathen]

@ ExAm: :rofl:

Also, shut the fuck up about Family Guy please?

More funny quotes.

not back seat moderating pb, I am getting pissed at the off topicness

[Rentafence]

Cascadegame03: Im surprised ur not harassing me now
Rentafence5: good troll knows when his time is up
Cascadegame03: LOL, so u admit ur a troll?
Cascadegame03: A shame u cant admit ur wrong
Rentafence5: >_>
Rentafence5: Not funny /Hycanithe
Cascadegame03: I'm not trying to be funny?...
Rentafence5: You like street fighter rpg's by chance?
Cascadegame03: Um, Im a fan of street fighter
Cascadegame03: I wouldnt mind being in an rpg
Cascadegame03: Why?
Rentafence5: I dunno
Rentafence5: curious
Rentafence5: i remember playing that on the first playstation
Rentafence5: fun stuff
Cascadegame03: U probably saw one my my accounts
Cascadegame03: Tell me, which character was I?
Rentafence5: Kasomething
Rentafence5: Kasumi or some shit
Cascadegame03: I dont know what the hell it's going to take for u to get it through ur thick skull that I'm not stupid
Cascadegame03: At all
Rentafence5: I know you arnt stupid
Cascadegame03: Then show me u know
Rentafence5: noone could not possibly be as stupid as your pretending to be
Rentafence5: =p
Cascadegame03: ...
Cascadegame03: Whatever
Rentafence5: You started the conversation
Cascadegame03: And now, for YOUR sake, I'm gonna end it
Cascadegame03: God bless
Rentafence5: k
Cascadegame03 signed off at 10:37:50 PM.

>_>

[TeeKup]

I had one last conversation.

[22:39] Cascadegame03: Tell me
[22:39] Cascadegame03: How do you do it?
[22:39] Cascadegame03: Honestly
[22:39] TeeKupHalofan: Hmn?
[22:39] TeeKupHalofan: What do you mean
[22:39] Cascadegame03: How on earth..
[22:39] Cascadegame03: Do you put up with all those atheists and unsaved people
[22:39] Cascadegame03: on modacity
[22:39] Cascadegame03: without blowing a caskett?
[22:40] TeeKupHalofan: Because I have an open mind, I don't judge anyone, and I'm able to see them for who they really are
[22:40] Cascadegame03: Yeah, unsaved heathens
[22:40] Cascadegame03: Thats who they really are
[22:41] Cascadegame03: I can't even carry on a conversation without them blaspheming God
[22:41] TeeKupHalofan: You are wrong
[22:41] Cascadegame03: I'm wrong?
[22:41] TeeKupHalofan: I've known all of them for a good amount of years
[22:42] Cascadegame03: I don't care how long you've known them or if they're even nice
[22:43] Cascadegame03: If you HAVE not accepted Jesus
[22:43] Cascadegame03: You are unsaved
[22:43] Cascadegame03: as rough as that sounds
[22:43] Cascadegame03: its the truth
[22:43] TeeKupHalofan: Hmn
[22:43] Cascadegame03: and im not saying that
[22:43] TeeKupHalofan: I see now
[22:43] Cascadegame03: IN a condemning light
[22:43] Cascadegame03: I WANT them to be saved
[22:43] TeeKupHalofan: Oh but you are
[22:43] TeeKupHalofan: tell me
[22:43] Cascadegame03: I dont want them go to Hell
[22:43] TeeKupHalofan: what emotion do you feel at the moment
[22:43] Cascadegame03: Frustrated
[22:43] TeeKupHalofan: Anger
[22:43] Cascadegame03: Well...
[22:44] Cascadegame03: Have u ever
[22:44] TeeKupHalofan: Humans hate what angers them
[22:44] Cascadegame03: wait
[22:44] TeeKupHalofan: what angers them they want destroyed
[22:44] TeeKupHalofan: You have a special weapon
[22:44] TeeKupHalofan: the weapon of faith
[22:44] TeeKupHalofan: you misconstrude
[22:44] TeeKupHalofan: you slander
[22:44] TeeKupHalofan: and you openly CONDEM
[22:44] TeeKupHalofan: injustly CONDEM people who are the slightest bit DIFFERENT from you
[22:45] TeeKupHalofan: You use religion as a tool to downsize others, to make yourself feel better about your own faults
[22:45] TeeKupHalofan: you use it as a sheild, you use it to run away from YOUR pain
[22:45] TeeKupHalofan: YOUR problems
[22:45] TeeKupHalofan: you focus on others to hide your problems and exploit theres
[22:45] TeeKupHalofan: Tell me Cascade what does it feel like to have someone deep within your mind
[22:46] TeeKupHalofan: You are no christian
[22:46] TeeKupHalofan: you are an extorsionist
[22:46] Cascadegame03: No, I'm not
[22:46] Cascadegame03: I am a saved Christian
[22:46] TeeKupHalofan: May you find the right path cascade, and may god have mercy on your soul.

[Heathen]

Not funny anymore imo. Was pretty funny at first though :lol:He'da loved me.

[TeeKup]

It wasn't ment to be funny, I was trying to show him for what he really is.

[Heathen]

No, I meant to be after rentafence, but you stole my spot.

Your's was badass.

He probably went crazy after that.

I, for one, am definitely not a heathen.

E: also, I told silent he can go to the Korean server to get some achievements on halo 3. He joined a game and heard:
(10:06:45 PM) Silent Wind: LOL
(10:06:49 PM) Silent Wind: PREY ODDBRARR
(10:06:53 PM) Heathen: HAHAHA
(10:06:54 PM) Heathen: I know
(10:07:04 PM) Heathen: its HILARIOUS

[Bastinka]

:lmao:

I'll always remember that, and I still need that stinking 2 for 1 Achievement for the SPlazer. Only achievement left, that's why I wanted to get in the servers.

[Heathen]

11:33:50 PM) Heathen: k
(11:33:50 PM) Unable to send message: Not logged in
(11:33:52 PM) Heathen: nvm
(11:33:52 PM) Unable to send message: Not logged in
(11:33:55 PM) Heathen: you are dead
(11:33:55 PM) Unable to send message: Not logged in
(11:34:08 PM) Heathen: I was shitting fyi
(11:34:09 PM) Unable to send message: Not logged in
(11:34:13 PM) Heathen: and it made like little worms...
(11:34:13 PM) Unable to send message: Not logged in

[ExAm]

Yonathan says (11:10 PM):
twelfth has always baffled me
Yonathan says (11:10 PM):
why does the v become f
Jason says (11:12 PM):
because it's hard to say twelvth
Jason says (11:12 PM):
it's all inguistics
Jason says (11:13 PM):
like how it sounds awkward to say knifes
Yonathan says (11:13 PM):
ohhh
Yonathan says (11:13 PM):
suddenly it all makes sense
Jason says (11:14 PM):
it's why the british insert "er" into words that end in a before a word that starts with a consonant
Jason says (11:14 PM):
er
Jason says (11:14 PM):
a vowel
Jason says (11:14 PM):
"in china a bomb exploded" kinda sounds slightly strange when you say it
Jason says (11:14 PM):
so
Jason says (11:14 PM):
they say
Jason says (11:14 PM):
"in chiner a bomb exploded" to make it flow more easily
Yonathan says (11:15 PM):
holy shit
Yonathan says (11:15 PM):
i've always wondered why my old brit physics teacher would always say idear
Jason says (11:15 PM):
your whole life makes sense now doesn't it.

[t3h m00kz]

Every time I go to the bathroom, a massive torrent of semi-fluid urine/diarrhea comes pouring out of my anus and encrusts my chair, my pants, and my legs in a crusty orange paste. I get fossilized to my chair until someone comes along who is brave enough to endure the reaking odor and to cross the fecal marsh of mush radiating from my stool and who dares to break his water...bucket over my head and peel away the festering refuse that caked me.

-Some youtube faggot, provided a full half hour of lulz

[Bastinka]

That's disgusting Muki!

Ba-dum-tish!

[n00b1n8R]

Llama Juice says:
*hands you your robe and wizard hat*
Llama Juice says:
sry, couldn't find mine, had to borrow yours for a while
n00b1n8R (TS) says:
oh, right
n00b1n8R (TS) says:
you could atleast ask next time
n00b1n8R (TS) says:
gosh
Llama Juice says:
You were sleeping, didn't think you'd wake up in a panic to use it
n00b1n8R (TS) says:
well how else was i going to get my sexy skillz going
n00b1n8R (TS) says:
viagra's for old men and i cbf'd to find some pr0nz
Llama Juice says:
Psh, just buy some Fun Dip and put your pen0r in it, easiest way to find a little girl to suck on it
n00b1n8R (TS) says:
but i'm not a pedo
n00b1n8R (TS) says:
i've seen you
Llama Juice says:
oh... right
n00b1n8R (TS) says:
with your so called pedobear model
Llama Juice says:
hahaha
n00b1n8R (TS) says:
which we all know was actually a a poorly done headswap
Llama Juice says:
SHH SHHHH
Llama Juice says:
secrets
n00b1n8R (TS) says:
BRB CALLING CHRIS HANSEN
Llama Juice says:
NOOOOOO
Llama Juice says:
I can never remember his name
Llama Juice says:
EVER
Llama Juice says:
I try to reference to that bastard and I can NEVER remember his friggin name
Chris Hansen says:
why don't you take a seat, right over there
Llama Juice says:
Was that you?
Llama Juice says:
Who was that?
Llama Juice says:
lol
Chris Hansen says:
My name is Chris Hansen from dateline NBC, and we're doing a story, on adults who try to find children on the internet for sex
Llama Juice says:
talk to Tweek about that one
Llama Juice says:
srs
Llama Juice says:
lol
Chris Hansen says:
I don't know what a tweek is, but that's not important
Llama Juice says:
*faints off of the chair and goes unconscious*
Chris Hansen says:
now on your online chat with our bait, you said you were going to get up to some hijinks involving doublesided sticky tape, 3 cheries and a ferret
Chris Hansen says:
care to explain
Llama Juice says:
I was going to wrap the ferret with the tape, then throw it at the wall
Llama Juice says:
Then the child was supposed to walk up to the wall to help the ferret
Llama Juice says:
and while she was over there, I was going to roll the cherries by her feet infront of her
Llama Juice says:
so she'd bend over
Llama Juice says:
and that's when I commit
Llama Juice says:
SURPRISE BUTTSEX
Llama Juice says:
I thought it was foolproof
Chris Hansen says:
surprise buttsex you say? is that some kind of slang for anal?
Llama Juice says:
Do you wanna just have a seat?
Chris Hansen says:
I have a seat, thanks for asking
Llama Juice says:
*takes off my pants*
Chris Hansen says:
hahahaha
Chris Hansen says:
hahahaha
Chris Hansen says:
hahahahaha
Chris Hansen says:
ok, i'm fine now
Chris Hansen says:
i didn't know they could get that small
Chris Hansen says:
now
Llama Juice says:
I wanna see someone do that on the show
Chris Hansen says:
before you go
Chris Hansen says:
i have one last question
Chris Hansen says:
what are you wearing a floaty ring for?
Llama Juice says:
That's.. my penis
Chris Hansen says:
Then I suggest you see a doctor at the first oppertunity because I don't think your meant to have those flower patterns anywhere on your body
Chris Hansen says:
your free to go
Da Police says:
GET HIM
Da Police says:
ON THE GROUND
Da Police says:
HANDS BEHIND YOUR BACK
Llama Juice says:
ohh kinky
Da Police says:
*TAZER*
Llama Juice says:
Chris Hanson you're such a boner kill
Llama Juice says:
with that tazer and all
Da Police says:
*TAAAAAAAAAZE*
Llama Juice says:
I'll taze you baby
Llama Juice says:
alllll niiiight loonnng
n00b1n8R (TS) says:
this whole conversation is getting quoted btw
Llama Juice says:
hurray

Now show me on the dolly, where did the bad man touch you? Was it here?