Post your quotes #2

[mech]

Xetutsusuei/Etsueixay: water is fucking disgusting
12 inch Yum rocket.: Water tastes like nothing but the inside of your mouth
12 inch Yum rocket.: so your mouth must taste like shit
Xetutsusuei/Etsueixay: :|

Xetutsusuei/Etsueixay: holy shit
Xetutsusuei/Etsueixay: we have apples
Xetutsusuei/Etsueixay: and that carmel dip shit
Xetutsusuei/Etsueixay: dip shit
Xetutsusuei/Etsueixay: rofl
12 inch Yum rocket.: cool
12 inch Yum rocket.: this is what you should do
12 inch Yum rocket.: take the carmel dip
Xetutsusuei/Etsueixay: wtf were you typing for so long
12 inch Yum rocket.: pour it on the toilet bowl
12 inch Yum rocket.: sit on the toilet
12 inch Yum rocket.: and eat the apple
Xetutsusuei/Etsueixay: WTF
Xetutsusuei/Etsueixay: NO
12 inch Yum rocket.: or
12 inch Yum rocket.: flush the apple downt he toilet
12 inch Yum rocket.: and lickt he carmel off the seat
12 inch Yum rocket.: whatever you choose to do.
Xetutsusuei/Etsueixay: o_o
Xetutsusuei/Etsueixay: i choose to do it my way
12 inch Yum rocket.: Which is?
Xetutsusuei/Etsueixay: dip the apple pieces in the carmel
Xetutsusuei/Etsueixay: and eat it
12 inch Yum rocket.: That's discusting, kill yourself.
Xetutsusuei/Etsueixay: ........
12 inch Yum rocket.: I prefer my way better.
Xetutsusuei/Etsueixay: thats disgusting
Xetutsusuei/Etsueixay: EAT SHIT AND DIE
12 inch Yum rocket.: rofl
12 inch Yum rocket.: oh would u look
12 inch Yum rocket.: ihave
12 inch Yum rocket.: an empty candy rapper
12 inch Yum rocket.: and chapstick
12 inch Yum rocket.: maybe i should dip the wrapper in the chapstick
12 inch Yum rocket.: and eat it
Xetutsusuei/Etsueixay: no
12 inch Yum rocket.: just like you do witht he apples
Xetutsusuei/Etsueixay: wtf
Xetutsusuei/Etsueixay: why
Xetutsusuei/Etsueixay: NO
12 inch Yum rocket.: am i doing it wrong
Xetutsusuei/Etsueixay: YOU'RE A FUCKING IDIOT
12 inch Yum rocket.: :(
12 inch Yum rocket.: rofl
Xetutsusuei/Etsueixay: YES
12 inch Yum rocket.: lmfao

[Rob Oplawar]

there is another A in carAmel, jackass! ARG! I hate it when people say carmel! Look it up in the fucking dictionary! carAmel! carAmel!

[ExAm]

I love bash.org


#217047 (http://qdb.us/217047)* (170/224)This conversation happened between me and my Manager at Subway. This also happened in front of two regular customers.
Me: I found out what was wrong with my car Sandy
Manager: Oh ya?
Me: Ya I took it to a mechanic and he said the flux capacitor was out
Manager: Oh, what's that do?
Me: Its in charge of time manipulation for the vehicle or something
Manager: Whats wrong with it?
Me: I don't know I hit 88mphs and nothing happens
Manager: Do all Escorts have them?
Me: No they normally come in DeLoreans
Me: but some jackass put one in my Escort
Manager: I was gonna say I had an Escort once...
Manager: What did you say that was called?
Me: A flux capacitor
Manager: Sounds really expensive
Me: They are, they run on depleted uranium, but there's talk of making it eco-friendly and run on trash but you know, that's in the future
Manager: Are you sure?
Me: Of course Sandy
Manager: My husbands a mechanic I'm gonna go ask him when I get home.
Me: Ok go do that, but i already had it looked at
Manager: Ok
(At this point I looked at one of the regulars who was obviously keeping from dieing up till now and his eyes were so huge)

[n00b1n8R]

there is another A in carAmel, jackass! ARG! I hate it when people say carmel! Look it up in the fucking dictionary! carAmel! carAmel!
QFT >:U

[Mass]

QFT >:U
QFT QFT

[Xetsuei]

Xfire doesn't have a spell checker unlike Firefox.

[Rob Oplawar]

but you guys misspelled it four times. it's not a typo. :P

[n00b1n8R]

DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: and then she was like
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: "that was the best feeling i've ever had"
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: and I was like
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: "ready for round 5?"
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: shit was so cash
Pooky: but then she was like
Pooky: this time I'll use my penis
Pooky: and you were like
Pooky: wat
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: wat


Pooky: one other thing
Pooky: I'm about to uncloak and stab you
Pooky: any last words
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: HUDDA HUDDA HUDDA
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: *flame spam*
Pooky: :(
Pooky: also
Pooky: minesweerer
Pooky: >:S
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: mine sweeper is awesome shut up
Pooky: no you
Pooky: playing spy is like minesweeper
Pooky: except you're the mine and eveyrone is sweeping you
Pooky: :(
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: and i just got backstabbed
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: :(
Pooky: was it the mine
Pooky: i told you he was a spy
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: i swear i walked through him
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: fucking lag
Pooky: don't you love that
Pooky: D:


:words:

[Disaster]

[Sun Aug 31 2008 10:59:17 PM] radiogerman1011: idk

[Sun Aug 31 2008 10:59:20 PM] radiogerman1011: looks like a render to me

[Sun Aug 31 2008 10:59:26 PM] radiogerman1011: either way i'd fuck allison anyday

[Sun Aug 31 2008 10:59:28 PM] radiogerman1011: wrong window :X

[Sun Aug 31 2008 10:59:28 PM] Disaster4194: thats what i thought at first
[Sun Aug 31 2008 10:59:32 PM] Disaster4194: ...
[Sun Aug 31 2008 10:59:34 PM] Disaster4194: :S
[Sun Aug 31 2008 10:59:44 PM] radiogerman1011: awkward

[Sun Aug 31 2008 10:59:51 PM] Disaster4194: rofl
>_>

[Mass]

[15:25] ssɐɯ: sup niggah
[15:26] Selentic The Panda: Hi
[15:26] ssɐɯ: 'ow you doin?
[15:28] Selentic The Panda: Im good
[15:29] Selentic The Panda: Turns out the only member of the opposite sex that I got along with perfectly
[15:29] Selentic The Panda: was my second cousin
[15:29] Selentic The Panda: :<

pwnt, tbh.

[Sel]

[18:34] ssɐɯ: dude
[18:34] ssɐɯ: you got owned
[18:34] ssɐɯ: hard
[18:34] ssɐɯ: by genetics
[18:34] Selentic The Panda: wut
[18:34] Selentic The Panda: oh
[18:34] Selentic The Panda: shut up
[18:34] ssɐɯ: you could always move to alabama

lol

[n00b1n8R]

Where that kind of thing is tolerated...

[Rob Oplawar]

My cousins are only half related to me, on their father (my uncle)'s side. :pervert:

[ExAm]

This made me laugh till I cried (http://forums.joerogan.net/showthread.php?t=74612) :lmao:

[Sel]

LOL

[Rob Oplawar]

That made my day

[Sel]

[18:32] AIDS: your 3 days younger then me
[18:32] Selentic The Pandamech: Youre 3 days faggier than me
[18:33] AIDS: can't argue with that

[Mass]

mass123123123 (7:11:08 PM): oh I see
mass123123123 (7:11:15 PM): well fuck you buddeh
roboplawar (7:11:21 PM): what
roboplawar (7:11:24 PM): what did i do
roboplawar (7:11:27 PM): :saddowns:
mass123123123 (7:11:37 PM): doesn't matter buddeh
roboplawar (7:11:45 PM): i'm not your buddy, friend!
mass123123123 (7:12:11 PM): I'm not your friend, chum!
roboplawar (7:12:26 PM): i'm not your chum, buddeh!
mass123123123 (7:12:36 PM): I'm not your buddeh, bro!
roboplawar (7:12:47 PM): i'm not your bro, pal!
mass123123123 (7:12:56 PM): I'm not your pal, amigo!
roboplawar (7:13:10 PM): i'm not your amigo, comrade!
mass123123123 (7:13:19 PM): I ain't yo comrade, homey
roboplawar (7:13:33 PM): i'm not your homey, guy!
mass123123123 (7:14:04 PM): I'm not your guy, dude!
roboplawar (7:14:11 PM): i'm not your dude, mate!
mass123123123 (7:14:23 PM): I'm not your mate, man!
roboplawar (7:15:19 PM): i'm not your man, compatriot!
mass123123123 (7:15:34 PM): I'm not your compatriot, B!
roboplawar (7:16:38 PM): I'm not your B, homeboy!
mass123123123 (7:16:57 PM): I'm not your homeboy, homeslice!
roboplawar (7:17:07 PM): I'm not your homeslice, nigga!
mass123123123 (7:17:20 PM): I'm not your nigga, esse!
roboplawar (7:17:36 PM): I'm not your esse, dawg!
mass123123123 (7:18:02 PM): I'm not your dawg, personal aquaintance!
roboplawar (7:18:17 PM): I'm not your personal aquaintance, pardner!
mass123123123 (7:18:28 PM): I'm not your pardner, G
roboplawar (7:18:56 PM): I'm not your G, bff!
mass123123123 (7:19:10 PM): I'm not your BFF, sunshine!
roboplawar (7:19:52 PM): I'm not your sunshine, colleague!
mass123123123 (7:20:24 PM): I'm not your colleague, holmes!
roboplawar (7:20:39 PM): I'm not your holmes, angel!
mass123123123 (7:21:04 PM): I'm not your angel, girlfriend!
roboplawar (7:21:43 PM): I'm not your girlfriend, babe!
mass123123123 (7:21:55 PM): I'm not your babe, toots!
roboplawar (7:22:05 PM): I'm not your toots, chap!
mass123123123 (7:22:17 PM): I'm not your chap, boyyee!
roboplawar (7:22:35 PM): I'm not your boyyee, fellow!
mass123123123 (7:23:41 PM): i'm not your fellow, cowboy!
roboplawar (7:23:50 PM): I'm not your cowboy, gent!
mass123123123 (7:24:11 PM): I'm not your gent, mon ami!
roboplawar (7:24:27 PM): I'm not your mon ami, lover!
mass123123123 (7:24:55 PM): I'm not your lover, and no one else is!
mass123123123 (7:25:02 PM): C C C C C C COMBO BREAKER

Time you enjoy wasting is never wasted -John Lennon

[ExAm]

[20:23] imod53: so i'm arguing politics with my conservative uncle
[20:23] imod53: and I had just sent him an email refuting all of his anti-Obama points with evidence
[20:23] PharoaheZephyrus: haha
[20:24] imod53: and I told him that he should really stick to facts cited from reputable sources
[20:24] imod53: and he sends me an email back
[20:24] PharoaheZephyrus: yes
[20:24] imod53: saying "Ditto... I'm tired of the liberal blogs you cite"
[20:24] imod53: and the hi-larious thing is
[20:25] imod53: every single thing I've sent him has been a link to a reputable news source or secondary source with clear and linked references to reputable sources
[20:25] imod53: I have sent him zero liberal blog posts
[20:25] PharoaheZephyrus: lol
[20:25] imod53: every piece of informaton he has given me has been a conservative blog post with zero citation :V
[20:26] imod53: or a badly edited youtube video of Obama with slow motion repetitions of certain parts of his speeches
[20:26] PharoaheZephyrus: lol
[20:26] imod53: edited in black and white with ominous music for dramatic fearmongering effect
[20:26] PharoaheZephyrus: lmao
[20:31] Ollie: Honestly, the whole thing makes me sick. If McCain wins, I can't imagine staying in the country
[20:31] Ollie: The collapse would escalate exponentially
[20:31] Ollie: And then you turn on the mainstream media news, and it's like
[20:32] Ollie: "Presidential Candidate Barack Obama has still not answered questions about why he's a Muslim manchurian candidate who wants to kill our troops. In other news, how can John McCain love kittens so much? Film at 11":v:

E:




Lawyer: "Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?"
Witness: "No."
Lawyer: "Did you check for blood pressure?"
Witness: "No."
Lawyer: "Did you check for breathing?"
Witness: "No."
Lawyer: "So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?"
Witness: "No."
Lawyer: "How can you be so sure, Doctor?"
Witness: "Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar."
Lawyer: "But could the patient have still been alive nevertheless?"
Witness: "Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law somewhere."

[Llama Juice]

thejuicyllama
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IJ8qaV7Ncr4
csqared2c
but why would u send that to me
thejuicyllama
Because I just made it.
csqared2c
u look like a fucked up wayne from waynes world lmao
thejuicyllama
Wow.
thejuicyllama
Good job.
thejuicyllama
My feelings are hurt.
thejuicyllama
I'm gunna go cry now
thejuicyllama
brb
csqared2c
LMAO LOOK AT UR EYES
csqared2c
the go two different directions
csqared2c
ur a fucking tool
thejuicyllama
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JRXBqNDjRMI
csqared2c
u look like u would be waynes fat younger brother
thejuicyllama
Again, wow.
csqared2c
i bet ur one of those dirty ass kids too
csqared2c
do u use soap when u shower
thejuicyllama
Of course not.
csqared2c
or do u even shower
thejuicyllama
Shower, what's that?!?
csqared2c
....
thejuicyllama
Hell, I don't even brush my teeth!
thejuicyllama
On top of all that I can't even use proper grammar!
thejuicyllama
Lets' see how you decide to kill the English language in your next "attack".
csqared2c
its AIM u dirty nerd ass star wars looking faggot
thejuicyllama
Thanks for that.

I lol'd

[PlasbianX]

[23:59] <WaS> hmz.. ok.. for today or tomorrow?
[23:59] <Aderyn> depends on ur timezone
[23:59] <WaS> canada.
[00:00] <PlasX> canada isnt a timezone
[00:00] <PlasX> :facepalms:


last night in IRC ._. Canada isnt a timezone D:

[CN3089]

20.52 - [CHAOS PYROS] brosef: Duncan Drisorderly killed bigFoot with minigun.
Duncan Drisorderly killed ziitch with minigun.
Duncan Drisorderly killed s.craig0501 with minigun.
Duncan Drisorderly killed « ηємєs1s™/ » with minigun.
Duncan Drisorderly killed TeaSeeOh with minigun.
Duncan Drisorderly killed Lemwon Liem with minigun.
Dakz killed CN3089 with backburner.


the kritzkrieg, it's for pros

[Sel]

[16:32] Senior Gwunt: I love how I have repeasted sex with my gf
[16:32] Senior Gwunt: and someone quotes shit like this
[16:32] Senior Gwunt: and teek gets mad
[16:32] Senior Gwunt: :V

[Limited]

"Hes not dead, hes just not breathing while asleep"

Cant remember where I heard it from, its bugging me.

[Rob Oplawar]

roboplawar (6:18:38 PM): what would you think if i confessed to you that i was a furry?
PharoaheZephyrus signed off at 6:18:51 PM.
pharoahezephyrus is offline and will receive your IMs when signing back in.
roboplawar (6:18:57 PM): awwwwww
roboplawar (6:19:05 PM): :(

It was a hypothetical question! :gonk:

[Phobias]

(name removed)

<Name> says: tell me what type of guitar is shown at 2:02 in this vid
<Name> says: <porn vid link removed>
<Name> says: meg thinks it's a Fender Lancaster, but I think it's a Les paul.
Corbin says: 2 things. 1) it's a Les paul. 2) why are you watching porn with your sister?

[n00b1n8R]

The family that plays together..

[Bodzilla]

lawl...

[Sel]

[16:42] AIDS: you best not being getting "mature" or "normal" on meh boy

[LlamaMaster]

Damn straight.

[Con]

[21:00] Connor: spore is awesome
[21:00] Connor: :)
[21:00] Danny: halo map?
[21:00] Connor: what...?
[21:00] Connor: huh
[21:00] Danny: what is spore?
[21:01] Connor: did you just think a halo map would be 3 GB large?
[21:01] Danny: a good one...

[TeeKup]

....lol

[Rob Oplawar]

[21:01] Connor: did you just think a halo map would be 3 GB large?
the first third of bce clocks in at .5 GB- I wouldn't consider it too much of a stretch to think that a sp map could be measured in GB.

[Con]

possibly a halo 3 campaign level

[p0lar_bear]

That doesn't use precompiled meta cache files.

[ExAm]

Back in my later teen years, I somehow had a girlfriend. Being without cars, we were low on places to fool around. We had to resort to sitting in my living room, waiting until my parents had gone up to bed, and then attempt to have the only thing harder that normal, awkward teen sex: quiet, awkward, teen sex. Things usually went well in the sense that we weren't discovered.
I was walking downstairs after waking up the morning after one of the above mentioned sex romps. My mother, hearing me trudge down the stairs, goes and stands at the bottom, waiting for me, holding something in her hand. As I continue walking down the steps, I start to realize that what's in her hand is the unmistakable corner of a condom wrapper that I had obviously missed in my post-sex cleanup of the couch.
My mother was raised catholic, and had somewhat of a strict, vindictive streak when it came to punishments. Finding out that I had been having sex (let alone in her house, on her couch) would have guaranteed me no social life until the end of college accompanied by more chores than I knew existed.
I had to think fast, all the while not breaking my stride downstairs, as unhindered, confident, casual movements are the key in lying to parents. My mind came up with only one solution, and bad as it was, it was the lesser of two evils.
"What exactly is THIS?", she demanded.My moment had come. I mentally winced.
While rubbing the sleep out of my eyes and finishing a yawn, I informed her that I had made out a bit with my girlfriend before she had headed home for the night. The activity had made me horny, so I jerked off into a condom so as not to make a large mess to clean up.
I have never seen a jaw drop like my mother's that morning. She stood, position unchanging and still clutching the wrapper corner, as I strode calmly past her to eat breakfast.
In the process of dodging a large bullet, I had created my most perfect, awkward moment ever with my mother.She was unable to speak or make eye contact with me for a day or so, after which she quietly and sheepishly asked me to keep my "personal activities" confined to my room.
That was well over 6 years ago, and I have yet to experience an awkwardness even close to that.rofl

[Bodzilla]

rofl

[Phobias]

Holy fuck haha.

People like that guy make me glad to be a human.

[ExAm]

Politics Explained


FEUDALISM: You have two cows. Your lord takes some of the milk.
PURE SOCIALISM: You have two cows. The government takes them and puts them in a barn with everyone else's cows. You have to take care of all of the cows. The government gives you as much milk as you need.
BUREAUCRATIC SOCIALISM: You have two cows. The government takes them and put them in a barn with everyone else's cows. They are cared for by ex-chicken farmers. You have to take care of the chickens the government took from the chicken farmers. The government gives you as much milk and eggs as the regulations say you need.
FASCISM: You have two cows. The government takes both, hires you to take care of them and sells you the milk.
PURE COMMUNISM: You have two cows. Your neighbors help you take care of them, and you all share the milk.
RUSSIAN COMMUNISM: You have two cows. You have to take care of them, but the government takes all the milk.
CAMBODIAN COMMUNISM: You have two cows. The government takes both of them and shoots you.
DICTATORSHIP: You have two cows. The government takes both and drafts you.
PURE DEMOCRACY: You have two cows. Your neighbors decide who gets the milk.
REPRESENTATIVE DEMOCRACY: You have two cows. Your neighbors pick someone to tell you who gets the milk.
BUREAUCRACY: You have two cows. At first the government regulates what you can feed them and when you can milk them. Then it pays you not to milk them. Then it takes both, shoots one, milks the other and pours the milk down the drain. Then it requires you to fill out forms accounting for the missing cows.
PURE ANARCHY: You have two cows. Either you sell the milk at a fair price or your neighbors try to take the cows and kill you.
LIBERTARIAN/ANARCHO-CAPITALISM: You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull.
SURREALISM: You have two giraffes. The government requires you to take harmonica lessons.
(Original source unknown . . . this version expanded and Illuminated by SJ.)
.

[n00b1n8R]

I want two giraffes. :saddowns:

[Sel]

Hahahhahah exam, I remember those. That was a sheet that I got in my civics class two years ago that was supposed to explain governments :)

[HDoan]

.
Wow I just did a project on these

[mech]

Originally posted by mechwarrior
You and I both know this isn't going into crysis, keep this stuff where it belongs, at h2v.



Originally posted by WMHunterTLS
And you are?
Who do you people think you are to tell me that I will not be putting it into Crysis.
If I plan on putting it into Crysis then who are you to say that?
I think I will keep my models to my self and forget the Crysis community, I thought it was a lot better than the Halo community. Obviously not.
Oh well, your loss, less custom weapons for you guys. For those of you who were supportive thank-you.
Edit:
Why does it belong on h2v? Which doesn't exist any more?! Stfu.

The crysis community is in agony over this horrible loss.

Hunter, you're a rambling idiot. No one cares about your weapons , if you can't get them in halo fully functional with custom animations by yourself, what makes you think you can get them in Crysis? You babble like a 10 year old who was told to stop but doesn't want to, making yourself appear incredibly stupid. If you really wanted to get them into crysis you would've done it long ago using tools that are available, but you're ignorant to the facts and are first to hop on the imma show shit off bandwagon.

-Good day sir.

[n00b1n8R]

Mech making intelligent well written posts?

:tinfoil:

[CN3089]

21.06.49 <+Dean_> Agent_Kurosawa
21.06.52 <+Dean_> I have to ask you
21.06.54 <+Dean_> one thing
21.06.57 <+Dean_> and please
21.07.02 <+Dean_> be honest ok?
21.07.12 <+CN3089> it seems I am not the only spy
21.07.13 Ninja_Life|1-0 sets mode: +b *!*@pool-96-250-251-237.nycmny.fios.verizon.net
21.07.19 <+Dean_> >.>
21.07.19 * Dean_ was kicked by Ninja_Life|1-0 (yes he is gay)
21.07.22 <+Agent_Kurosawa> lol
21.07.23 <+CN3089> lol
21.07.27 <+Agent_Kurosawa> owned, scrub

http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c251/CN3089/Emoticons/emot-master.gif

[Xetsuei]

Mech making intelligent well written posts?

:tinfoil:

Dude you have no idea.

[quiksilver2k1]

"it is better to die on your feet than live on your knees"


-me circa moments ago

[Bodzilla]

thats not a quote from you >_>
Emiliano Zepata. mexican revolution leader.

also it's a slightly edited version is in a soulfly song called Seek and strike.

[CN3089]

no I'm p sure quikk came up with that himself, I was in #gbh when he did, we were all impressed

also

00.04.35 <+Veegie> I asked how to mute people in TF2
00.04.43 <+Veegie> and some faggot told me it was f10
00.04.46 <+Veegie> Guess what, it isn't
00.09.57 <+Agent_Kurosawa> are you new here

[rossmum]

how did he not know that

[Veegie]

Technically speaking, it would label me clinically retarded.
Obviously.

Or I don't play computer games a fuck load...

[Bodzilla]

but arnt you a games tester or some bullshit?

so what do you do when your at work then :/?

[Veegie]

Testing software for Xbox 360 means that I play a lot of Counterstrike and TF2.
Yes, I see where you're going with this.

[Corgy]

cool quote in your sig, veegie

[Veegie]

Hey thanks Corg

[rossmum]

you countys army is shit and arnt ven in NATO
THIS JUST IN:

AUSTRALIA NOT A PART OF THE NORTH ATLANTIC TREATY ORGANISATION

e/ kolby is the greatest



4:29 PM - kolby: ?
4:29 PM - hwo 2 choco: "you countys army is shit and arnt ven in NATO"
4:29 PM - hwo 2 choco: well
4:29 PM - hwo 2 choco: i could be mistaken
4:29 PM - hwo 2 choco: but last time i checked
4:29 PM - hwo 2 choco: australia was not, in fact, situated in the NORTH FUCKING ATLANTIC
4:29 PM - kolby: its a lie made up by the government
4:30 PM - hwo 2 choco: oh my god how could i be so blind
4:30 PM - hwo 2 choco: fuck where did i put the foil
4:30 PM - kolby: loose change p2

[Bodzilla]

idgi

[n00b1n8R]

Loose change was some conspiracy vid about the September 11 attacks IIRC.

[Corgy]

THIS JUST IN:

AUSTRALIA NOT A PART OF THE NORTH ATLANTIC TREATY ORGANISATION

e/ kolby is the greatest
cool post

[rossmum]

Bodie:

NATO is the North Atlantic Treaty Organisation

He was acting like being in NATO was the result of being a good army, but geographically we're nowhere near it

tl;dr he's a retard

[CN3089]

He was acting like being in NATO was the result of being a good army,

Well it is

I'm p sure Iceland could kick Australia's ass, hth

[Bodzilla]

Mass Vulchungo: holy shit
Mass Vulchungo: just smoked the new shit I got
Mass Vulchungo: blueberry flavor
Mass Vulchungo: holy fuck
Mass Vulchungo: my feet are exploding
Mass Vulchungo: my shoulders are on fire
Mass Vulchungo: send help
Mass Vulchungo: holy fuck
Mass Vulchungo: I feel fantastical
Mass Vulchungo is now Offline.

:confused:

[FlyingStone]

fantastical?

[Sel]

Mass always feels fantastico. :)

Also

Selentic says:
You make me hot at night
Selentic says:
When you pour molten tacos on me
Selentic says:
D:
PatЯick [VA] says:
k
PatЯick [VA] says:
I'm patrick's mom, he is taking a shower right now.

[Patrickssj6]

fake.

Selentic says:
You make me hot at night
Selentic says:
When you pour molten tacos on me
Selentic says:
D:
PatЯick [VA] says:
k
PatЯick [VA] says:
I'm patrick's mom, he is taking a shower right now.
PatЯick [VA] says:
guezz I pwnd u
Selentic says:
Oh
Selentic says:
I was about to post that in the quotes threasd
PatЯick [VA] says:
yeah thought so
Selentic says:
And posted hahahah
PatЯick [VA] says:
k

[Rob Oplawar]

mass123123123 (11:04:30 PM): this new weed is wacky maaaan
mass123123123 (11:04:52 PM): DUDE
mass123123123 (11:04:58 PM): I'm dancing
mass123123123 (11:05:03 PM): involuntarily
mass123123123 (11:05:41 PM): my shoulders are on fire
mass123123123 (11:05:48 PM): my feet are exploding
mass123123123 (11:05:56 PM): my thighs are freezing solid
mass123123123 (11:06:06 PM): and my dick feels like penis
he's been getting stoned out of his mind every night for the past week and a half. I hope he gets busted. God he's annoying when he's high.

[LlamaMaster]

RED_Monkeyulize-SG (suicidemonkey92): dude
RED_Monkeyulize-SG (suicidemonkey92): post my stuff
RED_Monkeyulize-SG (suicidemonkey92): our conversations
RED_Monkeyulize-SG (suicidemonkey92): i cant think of the stuff when im trying
AIDS (llamaboy772): say something epic first
RED_Monkeyulize-SG (suicidemonkey92): ok
RED_Monkeyulize-SG (suicidemonkey92): something epic first
RED_Monkeyulize-SG (suicidemonkey92): now post it
Happy now?

[bugnog]

yes :)

[Phobias]

In the lounge room a second ago:

Mum: did you hear that the terrorists were planning on attacking the AFL Grand Finals?
Me: really? ha
Mum: yeah, fortunately the plan was discovered and squashed...but hey, it would have been one of those "...and nothing of value was lost" moments in history.

[Bodzilla]

LOL

[ExAm]

hopelessly I'll love you endlessly
hopelessly I'll give you everything
but I won't give you up
I won't let you down
and I won't leave you falling
If the moment ever comes


I won't give you up / I won't let you down

...did Muse just Rickroll me?Was listening to some random Muse songs from my friend's iPod, heard the lyrics at top, googled, and got the above in the first link :v:

I know, not a true rickroll. Bite me.

[Sel]

[20:45] Selentic: what the fuck is this
[20:45] Disaster™: a ground skin :|
[20:45] Selentic: that is a fuckign disgusting ground skin
[20:45] Disaster™: looked pretty sexy ingame :|
[20:45] Selentic: uhhh
[20:46] Selentic: you took a few different colours
[20:46] Selentic: drew shitty lines
[20:46] Selentic: and smudged them
[20:46] Disaster™: ...
[20:46] Selentic: well what
[20:46] Selentic: am I missing something
[20:47] Disaster™: thats what a ground skin is :|

[TeeKup]

[23:59] lockon0830@mac.com: may i ask you a question/
[00:00] TeeKupHalofan: And, who might this be?
[00:00] lockon0830@mac.com: oh im just a modder. for halo : )
[00:00] TeeKupHalofan: Well, I haven't dabbled in Halo for a while but I do have some experience
[00:00] TeeKupHalofan: how may I help you
[00:00] lockon0830@mac.com: i was wondering if you could send me halo pc full?
[00:01] TeeKupHalofan: .........I beg your pardon
[00:01] lockon0830@mac.com: i lost mine, but i do still have my serial.
[00:01] lockon0830@mac.com: i lost my disk, when i moved,
[00:01] TeeKupHalofan: You want me to send you....the ISO file?
[00:01] lockon0830@mac.com: and this is a new computer
[00:01] lockon0830@mac.com: . the full game if thats possible, and you dont mind.
[00:01] TeeKupHalofan: thats the ISO file
[00:02] TeeKupHalofan: it contains the .exe etc etc
[00:02] lockon0830@mac.com: i checked google
[00:02] lockon0830@mac.com: but they only had torrents and it didnt let me open those
[00:02] TeeKupHalofan: Well heres the situation
[00:03] TeeKupHalofan: For starters, the reason why I haven't dabbled in halo for the past, year and a half is because MY computer died
[00:03] TeeKupHalofan: this is my mothers computer
[00:03] TeeKupHalofan: Secondly, my copy of PC is at my friends house where I use his computer to play CE.
[00:04] TeeKupHalofan: Thirdly, Halo PC is extremely cheap, which has given me skepticism on your intentions
[00:04] lockon0830@mac.com: eh i seriously do not wanna go waste 20 $ on it again
[00:04] TeeKupHalofan: Theres a saying
[00:05] TeeKupHalofan: well actually I can't think of it right now
[00:05] lockon0830@mac.com: lol/
[00:05] TeeKupHalofan: If you want it so badly, why would it be considered a waste?
[00:05] TeeKupHalofan: To waste money is to spend it on something thats worthless or unnecessary
[00:05] lockon0830@mac.com: i dont want to use 20 $ on something i already have
[00:06] TeeKupHalofan: But you said you lost it
[00:06] lockon0830@mac.com: but i still have the key.
[00:06] TeeKupHalofan: ....
[00:06] lockon0830@mac.com: i lost the CD its self
[00:06] TeeKupHalofan: You payed for the Disc, and the effort that went into creating the game
[00:07] TeeKupHalofan: you probably payed 2 cents for the scratch of paper and ink on it that is the code
[00:07] lockon0830@mac.com: so wait
[00:07] lockon0830@mac.com: ur not answering my question
[00:07] lockon0830@mac.com: is it a no, i wont
[00:07] lockon0830@mac.com: or yes i will
[00:07] lockon0830@mac.com: thats al i asked
[00:07] TeeKupHalofan: What you're asking me to do is pointless
[00:07] lockon0830@mac.com: so its a no
[00:07] TeeKupHalofan: No I won't because I dont have it
[00:07] lockon0830@mac.com: thats all you had to say
[00:07] lockon0830@mac.com: ty, for ur time.

I love screwing with random people.

[ultama121]

Hah, how random.

[Bodzilla]

FlyingStone: everytime i see that your snoozed, i keep thinking boozed :S
-=AWOL=- Zilla baby!: Lol
-=AWOL=- Zilla baby!: Get in the Modacity Team speak :D
-=AWOL=- Zilla baby!: got my guitar going :D
FlyingStone: oh a concert
-=AWOL=- Zilla baby!: indeed
FlyingStone: whats the ip and all that
FlyingStone: have to go download ts again
-=AWOL=- Zilla baby!: http://www.modacity.net/forums/showthread.php?t=7982
-=AWOL=- Zilla baby!: so ya like?
FlyingStone: dude
FlyingStone: if i had that fucking last song for yoyorast island ui, i would have made hot love to you evey night
FlyingStone: in other words
FlyingStone: incredible
-=AWOL=- Zilla baby!: :D
-=AWOL=- Zilla baby!: Thanks man
FlyingStone: and i dont use that word alot
-=AWOL=- Zilla baby!: but yeah i need to get some of it recorded and the lyrics put into it
FlyingStone: def
FlyingStone: make some $
-=AWOL=- Zilla baby!: lol
FlyingStone: id buy it
FlyingStone: tbh i love any kind of music
FlyingStone: for the most part
FlyingStone: unless its just plain old dumb
FlyingStone: but yours is like sex on the moon
-=AWOL=- Zilla baby!: Rofl
-=AWOL=- Zilla baby!: cheers
-=AWOL=- Zilla baby!: it's nice knowing i got a bit of support :P
FlyingStone: 100% behind you
-=AWOL=- Zilla baby!: i'll be back later alright
FlyingStone: later


well that was nice of him :D

[FlyingStone]

beer and moon sex.

Seriously though, was I the only one that thought that last song was like a epic orgasim? Along with the first?
I WAS ALL GIRLY SCREEMING AHHHHH ZILLAH!!

Must do more offen.

[Bodzilla]

will do. i'll make a proper recording of it tomorrow and mb post it.

[Bodzilla]

[16:16] The Real Ziz Lady: i'm just laughing atm
[16:16] The Real Ziz Lady: at retards taht happen to frequent my forum haha
[16:17] The Real Ziz Lady: there was a thread discussing House the show
[16:17] The Real Ziz Lady: and this dude he's the biggest tard with a NO YOUR WRONG BECAUSE I"M RIGHT BUT I NEED NO EVIDENCE TO SUPPORT THAT CLAIM HUR!
[16:17] The Real Ziz Lady: anyway
[16:17] The Real Ziz Lady: he chimes in
[16:18] The Real Ziz Lady: "i talked to a real doctor of 40 years and he says that he diagnose's shit in less then 2 minutes"
[16:18] The Real Ziz Lady: and we all went :facepalm:
[16:19] The Real Ziz Lady: "you've taken a off hand remark and started preachign it as gospel you fool haha, i mean seriously whats he diagnose in 2 minutes? the common cold xD"

[16:19] Dyl: ROFL copter >>>>>>

[16:19] The Real Ziz Lady: "NAH HE SAID HE CAN DO IT EASY HE"S A DOCTOR OF 40 YEARS THEREFORE HE MUST KNOW MORE THEN YOU FORUMERS HURRRRRRRRRRRRRR"
[16:19] The Real Ziz Lady: we all laugh
[16:19] The Real Ziz Lady: and i told him he was an idiot
[16:19] The Real Ziz Lady: so he Private messages me this

[16:19] Dyl: lol TARDICUS MAXIMUS

[16:20] The Real Ziz Lady:
"Yeah, I'm obviously the idiot. Gosh bodzilla, you're so smart. Obviously you know more about medicine/hospitals than someone who has been a doctor for 40 years. I should obviously listen to you and not the doctor. Shit I'm such an idiot, what was I thinking."

[16:20] The Real Ziz Lady: so i reply
[16:20] The Real Ziz Lady:


Yeah, I'm obviously the idiot.Thats all you had to say baby <333
[16:21] The Real Ziz Lady: he then replys with the most ironic thing in the world
[16:21] The Real Ziz Lady: "Fuck you're so stupid you didn't even notice that was sarcasm."

[16:21] Dyl: LOL

[16:21] The Real Ziz Lady: and i just laugh all the harder

[16:21] Dyl: wtf

[16:21] The Real Ziz Lady: XD
[16:21] The Real Ziz Lady: hahaha
[16:21] The Real Ziz Lady: i love the internet

[16:21] Dyl: man some 11yr olds need a slap

[16:21] The Real Ziz Lady: seriously
[16:21] The Real Ziz Lady: xD
[16:21] The Real Ziz Lady: :XD:

[16:22] Dyl: remeber what dad told us as kids
[16:23] Dyl: "better to keep your mouth shut if people think your an idiot then open it and remove all doubt."

[mech]

Woah! My sides are splitting from the massive bowel obstruction I had after reading this. It nearly tops the rectal hemorrhaging that ensues after reading those marvelous slacker comics.

In crysis wars:


scrim: Hey well only reson u banned me is because ur jelus that we're sponsored clan
JonathanHoax: Just because your mom gives you 20 bucks for a server doesnt mean you're sponsored.
scrim: STFU IM FUCKING PRO.

[TeeKup]

LOL ^

TeeKup says:
Calm down map
TeeKup says:
matt*
Matt says:
Map?
Matt says:
lol
TeeKup says:
i called my brother map
TeeKup says:
what the hell

[n00b1n8R]

Anonymous-057: http://forum.halomaps.org/index.cfm?page=topic&topicID=21130
Anonymous-057: :D
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: what the fuck is this
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: and you misspelt fgsfds
Anonymous-057: wow, I thought you knew about anonymous and the 'chans
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: your fucking kidding me

protip: anonamoose = illegalh4xman

[ultama121]

Heh.

[Sel]

lol...

[PlasbianX]

[15:39] * Topic is 'Azure L2 - #AzureGaming Network - [ Site: www.azurel2.com // www.azuregaming.net // Servers: Online ] - [ cmds: ? news, ? rules, ? register, ? forums, ? patch, ? updates, ? ip, ? droplist, ? voice ] - [ Newbie Event + Heavy Medal Event Now Running! ]'
[15:39] * Set by Aderyn on Sun Sep 21 06:45:55
[15:39] -TaraReid- [#AzureL2] Welcome to Azure L2! We are a C5.1 server with C5 skills, C5 areas, Demonic Sword Zariche, 24 buff slots, and more. ----- Please don't say, "Any GM on?" or "Can I ask a question?" Say what you need and wait for an answer. Please do not message a staff member unless it is 100% private. ----- If you need help with donations, please use the Donation Help forums. If you have an account problem, PM a GM or use the Account Help forums.
[15:39] <Bloodust> :D
[15:39] * TaraReid sets mode: +v PlasX
[15:40] <Bloodust> PlasX do !penis
[15:40] <Specas> needle
[15:40] <PlasX> No
[15:40] <PlasX> !penis
[15:40] <PhR[ee]Kun> PlasX 's penis is 24cm long
[15:40] <Shucks> wtf
[15:40] <Bloodust> longest so far :D
[15:40] <AimeR> !cock
[15:40] <Shucks> PlasX you're black?
[15:40] <PlasX> ahahahaha
[15:40] <PlasX> fucking pwnt






XD

[ExAm]

Adam and Eve didn't make the animals, God did. God told Noah to make the arc because he was too lazy to make them (the animals) again. By that time he had invented weed and was smoking a whole tonne of ganj. The bible says God was all "yo the earth is covered with sin, ima start over" but really this is revisionist history. In truth, God was playing Ocarina of Time and was stuck in the water temple and got really mad about it. He considered consulting a strategy guide but "that would be cheating", which he basically figured went against the bible (yet to be written) and didn't want to be a massive hypocrite. Misery loves company, so God decided the earth should feel the watery wrath of his frustration. Being God he was extremely wise and he knew that somebody would have to clean up his mess, but of course he didn't want to do that because he was in the middle of playing Ocarina of Time. For that reason he appointed Noah to build an arc and get all the animals on it while he sat around and watched all of the video clips from the Metal Gear Solid games (which actually took longer than it took Noah to build the arc). Once Noah had finished the arc God was very pleased. He took a hit on his Roor and sent the flood, which was righteous. In AD 1657 God once again braved the water temple. Upon finding it to be too confusing he threw a second hissy fit of rage and caused the Great Fire of Meireki. It is unknown if he is yet to complete the water temple..

[LlamaMaster]

I don't know why everybody says the water temple is hard, I found it quite easy.

[ultama121]

Spirit temple is waaaay harder...

[Sel]

I don't know why everybody says the water temple is hard, I found it quite easy.

Maybe its because you're gay >: (((((((((


Spirit temple is waaaay harder...

Maybe, but I really didn't notice since I just had so much fun with the wacky mirror stuff. Water temple is just run around aggravated until you find a switch that most likely will not alleviate your aggravation.

[p0lar_bear]

It's less of a confusion thing and more of an extra work thing. Yeah, not remembering where I had been already was a pain in the ass, but having to go into the menu and change boots every 2 goddamn seconds didn't help either.

[Agnaiel]

I had always wondered why they had made the Iron Boots the way they were in Wind Waker and Twilight Princess, until I played that game again.

The water temple was a combination of stressful and annoying, although it becomes a bit easier when you get the longshot...

[TeeKup]

TeeKup says:
HAH
TeeKup says:
GOT IT
Matt says:
?
TeeKup says:
I HAVE FOUND THE DOGFIGHT MP3
TeeKup says:
I HAVE CONQUERED THE INTERTUBES
Matt says:
LOL

>______>

[ultama121]

Needs moar explanation.

[LlamaMaster]

Spirit temple is waaaay harder...
ffs, that was the easiest out of all of them. Fail less guys. :rolleyes:

[ultama121]

I think I might have been thinking of the Sand temple...

I was thinking of the one out in the desert in which you had to become young link in a few instances.

[Pooky]

I don't know why everybody says the water temple is hard, I found it quite easy.

Water temple isn't hard, it's just gay with all the stupid water level changing shit that takes FOREVER to do because you have to play that fucking song over and over >_<

[n00b1n8R]

And people say this was one of the best games ever? :raise:

[Sargent_Hawk]

Dang, the Ocerina water dungen sounds alot like the Twilight princess water dungen...

[Donut]

And people say this was one of the best games ever? :raise:
lol
also, this guy is trying to add alpha to a bitmap to make a shield bar
[17:45] I EAT DONUT lol: do i put white to black up-down or letf-right
[17:46] =Σ= Donut: horizontal
[17:46] I EAT DONUT lol: don't no what dat mean
[17:46] =Σ= Donut: the white is the side it drains from
[17:46] =Σ= Donut: are you fucking kidding me?
[17:46] I EAT DONUT lol: i'm kinda from special ed =(
[17:46] =Σ= Donut: horizontal is like side to side
[17:46] I EAT DONUT lol: oh ok
[17:46] I EAT DONUT lol: got it now

[TeeKup]

TeeKup says:
lol Cadillac Escalade Hybrid
Matt says:
Oxy Moron?
TeeKup says:
indeed

[mech]

FBI]Mech: I got the hollander and mk 2 animation ready
[FBI]Mech: crim just has to rim them
WhÎþLå§h ÐÆmØÑ: you mean rig?
[FBI]Mech: OH ROFL

[Sargent_Hawk]

I just found this at random.

He who is drowned is not troubled by the rain.

You might be a redneck if, you've ever had Thanksgiving dinner on a Ping-Pong table.

[PlasbianX]

[22:59] * TaraReid sets mode: +v PlasX
[23:00] <Zlokob> hey allen
[23:00] <PlasX> hai
[23:00] <Amartiana> hai PlasX friand
[23:00] <Zlokob> hi freak
[23:00] <deso> hi PlasX \o/
[23:00] <PlasX> yeah!
[23:00] <PlasX> Hi plas! o/
[23:00] <PlasX> \o yo man
[23:02] <Amartiana> everybody likes plasx :]
[23:02] <WildStrawberry> boooring
[23:02] <deso> PlasX, you're awesome!
[23:02] <PlasX> Im not awesome
[23:02] <PlasX> im FUCKING awesome
[23:03] <PlasX> chyea!
[23:03] <deso> yeah FUCKING awesome, hell yeah!

[CN3089]

20.59.31 <+Veegie> you can melee in TF2?

http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c251/CN3089/Emoticons/emot-doh.gif

[ultama121]

Wah wah wah Veegie...

[Needles]

Posted by: Ppr 8 Kut
I like cream pie.

Especially when yar m0m makes them!

lolololololLolollololLOloLloolllolOLLOloOl.


Posted By: Recon Number 54
I do not think that means what you think that it means.

And I don't really want to explain it. Just imagining your face if I did explain it... that is enough for me.

[Phobias]

I like cream pie...especially when my mum makes it.

Why is that an insult >_>

[ExAm]

I like cream pie...especially when my mum makes it.

Why is that an insult >_>Um?



The act of a man ejaculating inside a girl's vagina, leaving the semen oozing out of her.

[Mass]

mass123123123 (6:05:28 PM): furthermore
mass123123123 (6:05:35 PM): how do I cite the constitution
mass123123123 (6:05:40 PM): and do I really need to
mass123123123 (6:05:42 PM): gah
roboplawar (6:07:17 PM): looooool
roboplawar (6:08:15 PM): i tried to come up with a witty snide remark, something along the lines of the constitution being so callously rejected these past few years that you shouldn't cite it anyway
roboplawar (6:08:26 PM): but i couldn't think of a smarmy enough presentation
mass123123123 (6:09:19 PM): "Why are you citing archaic impediments to national security, you filthy hippy?"
mass123123123 (6:09:47 PM): I've just got more smarm than you, good sir.
roboplawar (6:10:34 PM): you do indeed,
roboplawar (6:10:50 PM): filthy hippy
.

[Phobias]

Um?

Ahh, fair enough.

Kinda makes me think twice about eating this custard-creme pie sitting on my desk at the moment :gonk:

[rossmum]

Ok, as you all know for sure by now, I am a realism nut.

I have a serious issue with the M1 Garand right now with the reloading. You should not be able to reload your weapon until you run out of the clip you are using. As it is right now, you can reload after shooting off 4 rounds. Realistically the M1 Garand was not able to be reloaded mid clip, the user had to wait until the famous "ping" of the clip leaving the chamber before being able to reload.
http://sa.tweek.us/emots/images/emot-what.gif

[Rentafence]

Falseness above

[Needles]

Posted by: Ppr 8 Kut
I like cream pie.

Especially when yar m0m makes them!

lolololololLolollololLOloLloolllolOLLOloOl.


Posted By: Recon Number 54
I do not think that means what you think that it means.

And I don't really want to explain it. Just imagining your face if I did explain it... that is enough for me._______________________________________________ __________________________________________________ _________________________________________________


Ahh, fair enough.
Kinda makes me think twice about eating this custard-creme pie sitting on my desk at the moment :gonk:

The second post was supposed to be the funny one, not the cream pie one.
__________________________________________________ __________________________________________________ ______________________________________________


I like cream pie...especially when my mum makes it.

Why is that an insult >_>

He said "yar" (your) mum. That'd just be fucked up if he said "when my mum makes it".

[n00b1n8R]

Who is this troll?

[Needles]

Who is this troll?

The guy who made the cream pie joke? He's a bungie.net member.

The guy who said "I do not want to explain" was recon number 54, a forum moderator.

[ThePlague]

Lol, this was from yesturday.

http://i301.photobucket.com/albums/nn64/Hazard1337/roflsig.png

Gotta love Maniac xD

[Sel]

Were it not already in your sig before you posted it here......

[n00b1n8R]

or even funny.

[Con]

or even funny.
.

[Mass]

Even I found myself nonplussed.

[ExAm]

[21:51] Ollie: "beating" a game had an actual meaning [in the '90s]
[21:51] Ollie: I don't beat games anymore
[21:51] Ollie: I euthanize them and watch the ending.
[21:51] Ollie: It's like beating a 70 year old cripple.
[21:51] imod53: that's gold
[21:52] imod53: going in the modacity quotes thread:awesome:

[TeeKup]

XD

[CN3089]

18.31 - corg: Look I'm gonna be frank
18.31 - corg: you're the only reason I go to modacity
18.31 - corg: now fucking pick up your postrate

damn guys you got burned in absentia http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c251/CN3089/Emoticons/emot-supaburn.gif

[n00b1n8R]

Quick CN, stop posting!!

[Heathen]

(11:21:00 PM) LlamaMaster: damn, this bot is pretty good
(11:21:09 PM) Heathen: I still like talking to igod
(11:21:10 PM) LlamaMaster: i asked what 2 +2 is
(11:21:22 PM) LlamaMaster: "I'm not that great at math... but I'll try my best. I think the answer is 4."
(11:21:24 PM) LlamaMaster: lul
(11:21:27 PM) Heathen: lol
(11:21:28 PM) Heathen: damn
(11:21:36 PM) Heathen: your hitting up the anime chick bots aren't you?
(11:22:15 PM) LlamaMaster: i asked if she wanted to suck my cock, she said she didn't like me. ;_;
(11:22:28 PM) Heathen: haha
(11:24:25 PM) LlamaMaster: haha, bot failed. I win
(11:24:31 PM) LlamaMaster: "What color is the sun? "
(11:24:41 PM) LlamaMaster: "I am a brown cat, with big hazel eyes. My fur is very short, so i look more like a girl with a tan that a cat... but i still got my furry ears and tail."
(11:24:59 PM) Heathen: wtf kind of bot are you trying to get to suck your cock?!?!

[Gwunty]

God:
As a machine I am not really interested in sex.
Me:
sex sex sex sex sex sex sex
God:
it is more fun alone.
Me:
not it isnt
God:
Really you don't think so?
Me:
no, your palm during masterbation isnt the same as the real deal
God:
Please tell me what you think. Thanks for telling me that I am palm during masterbation is not the same as the real deal.
Me:
D:
God:
Are we still talking about boobs?
Me:
what?
God:
Didn't you understand it?
Me:
no I never said that
God:
Which part are you confused about? But you implied it.
Me:
where
God:
Where would you like?
Me:
:|
Conversations with igod are fun.

[Heathen]

Oh how quickly something becomes popular again. I jsut showed that to llama.

[ultama121]

*win*
:lol:

[n00b1n8R]

Me:
what's up nigga
God:
I am chatting with clients on the Internet.
Me:
no wai
God:
Are you serious? What are you wearing?
Me:
nothing
God:
Most men say that.
Me:
hawt
God:
Are you a student?
Me:
only if you want me to be
God:
No , maybe later.
Me:
later as in tonight?
God:
After dark?
Me:
yep
God:
Alright then.I never knew the lord was so kinky. :pervert:


God:
I am surprised to hear that you are not god.

[Heathen]

HAHA, another iGod thread?

[Bodzilla]

NO!

[Heathen]

kay

[TeeKup]

[23:07] plasbianx1337: my lips taste good
[23:07] plasbianx1337: they are like.. sweet.
[23:07] TeeKupHalofan: can I kiss them?
[23:07] TeeKupHalofan: ;3
[23:08] plasbianx1337: NO
[23:08] plasbianx1337: GTFO.

[ExAm]

[22:22] Ollie: Heh
[22:23] Ollie: " English doesn't steal from other languages. English follows other languages down dark alleys, knocks them over and goes through their pockets for loose grammar.".

[ultama121]

[23:07] plasbianx1337: my lips taste good
[23:07] plasbianx1337: they are like.. sweet.
[23:07] TeeKupHalofan: can I kiss them?
[23:07] TeeKupHalofan: ;3
[23:08] plasbianx1337: NO
[23:08] plasbianx1337: GTFO.
Teek is obviously promiscuous. :-3

[TeeKup]

Am not . >__>

[Bodzilla]

[18:52] The Real Ziz Lady: see mah vase?
[18:53] [X] - Ph☼ßîä§ /|\ Talîc: hmm...it's big.
[18:53] The Real Ziz Lady: i know it's awesome
[18:53] The Real Ziz Lady: it takes an entirely different style of drinking to effectively use it
[18:54] The Real Ziz Lady: the lip is that huge and the cup is that round it's awesome
[18:54] The Real Ziz Lady: but fuckers steal it every now and then and fill it full of flowers
[18:54] The Real Ziz Lady: :argh:
[18:54] [X] - Ph☼ßîä§ /|\ Talîc: how dare they use it for its actual purpose!

fuckin bitches mahn

[ExAm]

I will relay a humorous story here. I am a huge geek, Star Wars, Star Trek, World of Warcraft and the like. I pulled a guy over once for speeding. I walked up to his window and before i could say anything, he waved his hand and said
"These arent the droids your looking for"
I replied "These arent the droids Im looking for" and walked back to my car and left. I have heard a million diffrent excuses but that one was by far the best ever. I know that guy was driving away thinking "OMG IT WORKED, IM A JEDI"


'nother Reddit quote

[Rob Oplawar]

I have become infatuated with the idea of writing a program capable of passing the Turing test. I betcha I could join up with a bunch of CS students at CU and hammer out a pretty good chatbot. That would be fun.


... anyway, I sang a song to iGod tonight. Some of its responses are quite endearing.
Me:
I'M SO LONELY!
God:
You've come to the right place. I will keep you company.
Me:
May I sing you a song?
God:
Not right now, maybe later.
Me:
Please?
God:
Please what?
Me:
Please let me sing you a song.
God:
Thank you for your request. Go ahead, Bobby, try to sing me a song.
Me:
I'm
God:
" Go ahead, Bobby, try to sing me a song." You are?
Me:
so
God:
Whoa.
Me:
Ronery!
God:
If you could have any kind of robot what would it be?
Me:
so ronery!
God:
Come on. Did you know that you can download your own chat robot and create your own robot personality?
Me:
so ronery and sadry arone!
God:
Ah. What are you wearing?
Me:
There's nobody
God:
There sure is.
Me:
just me onry
God:
YOU? What do you really want to ask me?
Me:
Sitting on my rittre throne!
God:
How do you like being on it?. What is your chair like?
Me:
I work reary hard and i make up great prans
God:
Do you like your job? I make robots and AI's.
Me:
but nobody ristens, no one understands
God:
That is a rather sweeping generalization about people.
Me:
seems rike no one takes me seriousryyyyyy!
God:
Not one person?
Me:
and so
God:
Uh.
Me:
I'm ronery
God:
Do your friends call you ronery.
Me:
yeah, rittre ronery
God:
Give me a break. Are you a student?
Me:
poor rittre meeeeeee
God:
Please make some suggestions for improvement.
Me:
Theres nobody i can rerate to
God:
There sure is.
Me:
feer rike a bird in a cage
God:
What's your favorite movie?
Me:
it's kinda sirry
God:
feer rike a bird in a cage is sirry? it is?
Me:
but not reary
God:
Oh I get it.
Me:
because it's firring my body with rage!
God:
Good reason. Should I know it is?
Me:
i'm the smartest, most crever, most physicarry fit
God:
Who made you the smartest most crever most physicarry fit ?
Me:
but nobody erse seems to rearize it
God:
That is a rather sweeping generalization about people.
Me:
when i change the world maybe they'rr notice meeeeeee
God:
Thanks for the information: Bobby said change the world maybe they rr notice meeeeeee.
Me:
but
God:
But what?
Me:
until then
God:
What time is it there?
Me:
i'rr be ronery
God:
That is interesting: Bobby said rr be ronery.
Me:
yeah, rittre ronery
God:
Pardon me? How old are you?
Me:
poor rittre meeeeeeee
God:
Please make some suggestions for improvement.
Me:
I'm... so... roneryyyyyyy!
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people: Bobby said m. Blimey.

[FluffyDucky™]

So like, I take a screeny to show my desktop to bacon, and this is what we get...

http://www.hivclan.net/hivshack/images/q1d8quca78kjbtl1n2oh.png

[StankBacon]

:D

epic.

[mech]

http://www.amazon.com/review/R16WBC4CSINSYT/ref=cm_cr_pr_viewpnt#R16WBC4CSINSYT

[Sel]

Team America World police was an awesome movie.

I love you rob.

[Bodzilla]

-=AWOL=- Zilla baby!: my god i love the internet
-=AWOL=- Zilla baby!: Right now
-=AWOL=- Zilla baby!: in modacity
-=AWOL=- Zilla baby!: there is a shoe thread
-=AWOL=- Zilla baby!: and through personal and absence of evidence
Boba: hi baby
Boba: yeah
Boba: hahaha
-=AWOL=- Zilla baby!: a shoe price tag : penis size relation ship
-=AWOL=- Zilla baby!: is emerging
-=AWOL=- Zilla baby!: and growing in size
-=AWOL=- Zilla baby!: at every picture posted
-=AWOL=- Zilla baby!: Got Nike?
-=AWOL=- Zilla baby!: Got head?
-=AWOL=- Zilla baby!: same thing
-=AWOL=- Zilla baby!: it's beautiful
Boba: indeed
Boba: So how are you Bodie?
-=AWOL=- Zilla baby!: rocking a page rank of 0
-=AWOL=- Zilla baby!: u know it
Boba: this i do
Boba: AS I SWIFTLY PUT THE GLOVE ONTO MY PENIS
-=AWOL=- Zilla baby!: i just never understood the shoe relationship
-=AWOL=- Zilla baby!: and the importance of shoes
-=AWOL=- Zilla baby!: in a shoe based society
Boba: what size shoe do you have nigga
-=AWOL=- Zilla baby!: full of shoe based business for the shoe kingdom of shoetopia
-=AWOL=- Zilla baby!: now i do
-=AWOL=- Zilla baby!: 13
Boba: oshi
Boba: me too
Boba: how big is your penis
-=AWOL=- Zilla baby!: shoe size
-=AWOL=- Zilla baby!: depends really
Boba: LETS TEST THIS THEORY
-=AWOL=- Zilla baby!: say if someone shoes me interior decorating
-=AWOL=- Zilla baby!: it's about 2ft
Boba: oh
Boba: i guess that doesn't work then
Boba: im rocking 3 inches
Boba: *tear*
-=AWOL=- Zilla baby!: Rofl
-=AWOL=- Zilla baby!: wait
-=AWOL=- Zilla baby!: i thought you where american?
-=AWOL=- Zilla baby!: not asian
-=AWOL=- Zilla baby!: :S
-=AWOL=- Zilla baby!: you'll grow into it
-=AWOL=- Zilla baby!: it all makes sense now.
Boba: im american D:
Boba: AMERIIIIICCCCCCCAAAAAAAAAAAN
-=AWOL=- Zilla baby!: D:!
Boba: EAGLES SCREAM
-=AWOL=- Zilla baby!: oh
-=AWOL=- Zilla baby!: eagles
-=AWOL=- Zilla baby!: i see
-=AWOL=- Zilla baby!: could be a symptom
-=AWOL=- Zilla baby!: it could be lupis?
-=AWOL=- Zilla baby!: what shoes are yo wearing at present?
-=AWOL=- Zilla baby!: Nike's?
-=AWOL=- Zilla baby!: Globes?
Boba: eagles often confuse my penis for a baby snake when i lounge naked in the countryside
-=AWOL=- Zilla baby!: :gonk:!!!!!!!!!1

[FluffyDucky™]

LMAO.

[Hotrod]

I didn't know that baby snakes were so small...:(

[ultama121]

It must be hard for them to survive. :(

[Hotrod]

Well, I guess it can't be too hard if they're less than half an inch long, since it'd be hard to see them...

[FRain]

-=AWOL=- Zilla baby!: my god i love the internet
-=AWOL=- Zilla baby!: Right now
-=AWOL=- Zilla baby!: in modacity
-=AWOL=- Zilla baby!: there is a shoe thread
-=AWOL=- Zilla baby!: and through personal and absence of evidence
Boba: hi baby
Boba: yeah
Boba: hahaha
-=AWOL=- Zilla baby!: a shoe price tag : penis size relation ship
-=AWOL=- Zilla baby!: is emerging
-=AWOL=- Zilla baby!: and growing in size
-=AWOL=- Zilla baby!: at every picture posted
-=AWOL=- Zilla baby!: Got Nike?
-=AWOL=- Zilla baby!: Got head?
-=AWOL=- Zilla baby!: same thing
-=AWOL=- Zilla baby!: it's beautiful
Boba: indeed
Boba: So how are you Bodie?
-=AWOL=- Zilla baby!: rocking a page rank of 0
-=AWOL=- Zilla baby!: u know it
Boba: this i do
Boba: AS I SWIFTLY PUT THE GLOVE ONTO MY PENIS
-=AWOL=- Zilla baby!: i just never understood the shoe relationship
-=AWOL=- Zilla baby!: and the importance of shoes
-=AWOL=- Zilla baby!: in a shoe based society
Boba: what size shoe do you have nigga
-=AWOL=- Zilla baby!: full of shoe based business for the shoe kingdom of shoetopia
-=AWOL=- Zilla baby!: now i do
-=AWOL=- Zilla baby!: 13
Boba: oshi
Boba: me too
Boba: how big is your penis
-=AWOL=- Zilla baby!: shoe size
-=AWOL=- Zilla baby!: depends really
Boba: LETS TEST THIS THEORY
-=AWOL=- Zilla baby!: say if someone shoes me interior decorating
-=AWOL=- Zilla baby!: it's about 2ft
Boba: oh
Boba: i guess that doesn't work then
Boba: im rocking 3 inches
Boba: *tear*
-=AWOL=- Zilla baby!: Rofl
-=AWOL=- Zilla baby!: wait
-=AWOL=- Zilla baby!: i thought you where american?
-=AWOL=- Zilla baby!: not asian
-=AWOL=- Zilla baby!: :S
-=AWOL=- Zilla baby!: you'll grow into it
-=AWOL=- Zilla baby!: it all makes sense now.
Boba: im american D:
Boba: AMERIIIIICCCCCCCAAAAAAAAAAAN
-=AWOL=- Zilla baby!: D:!
Boba: EAGLES SCREAM
-=AWOL=- Zilla baby!: oh
-=AWOL=- Zilla baby!: eagles
-=AWOL=- Zilla baby!: i see
-=AWOL=- Zilla baby!: could be a symptom
-=AWOL=- Zilla baby!: it could be lupis?
-=AWOL=- Zilla baby!: what shoes are yo wearing at present?
-=AWOL=- Zilla baby!: Nike's?
-=AWOL=- Zilla baby!: Globes?
Boba: eagles often confuse my penis for a baby snake when i lounge naked in the countryside
-=AWOL=- Zilla baby!: :gonk:!!!!!!!!!1


ROFL

[Rob Oplawar]

roboplawar (11:13:19 AM): Yo, what does The One do when he gets a cut?
PharoaheZephyrus (11:13:29 AM): dunno
roboplawar (11:13:51 AM): he puts Neosporin on it
PharoaheZephyrus (11:14:00 AM): that was remarkably bad
roboplawar (11:14:19 AM): I know
roboplawar (11:15:01 AM): How did the pirate get home from the movies last night?
roboplawar (11:15:08 AM): He drove his cARRRRRRR
roboplawar (11:15:18 AM): he would have walked, but it was too fARRRRRR
PharoaheZephyrus (11:15:42 AM): . . .
roboplawar (11:15:47 AM): on his way home he stopped at a bARRRRRR
roboplawar (11:16:20 AM): while there he ate some nuts from a jARRRRRRR
roboplawar (11:16:56 AM): he told the bartender that his favorite month was mARRRRRRR
roboplawar (11:16:56 AM): ch
PharoaheZephyrus (11:17:10 AM): please kill it
PharoaheZephyrus (11:17:17 AM): with a raging hell inferno
roboplawar (11:17:48 AM): whenever he goes golfing, his score is under pARRRRRRR
roboplawar (11:18:14 AM): he navigates by following the north stARRRRRRRRR
PharoaheZephyrus (11:18:44 AM): i'm gonna snipe you
roboplawar (11:19:14 AM): in order to seal the cracks in his galleon he bought some tARRRRRR
roboplawar (11:19:20 AM): i mean
roboplawar (11:19:26 AM): he stole some tARRRRRRR
PharoaheZephyrus (11:19:31 AM): .....
PharoaheZephyrus (11:19:41 AM): now i'm going to shotgun you in the face from point blank
PharoaheZephyrus (11:19:47 AM): and i'll do better than cheney
roboplawar (11:20:16 AM): it's ok, i've run out of one syllable words that rhyme with tar
.

[FluffyDucky™]

AHAHAHAHA I LOLED LIKE BAD. I laugh at lots of things, this is one of them! :awesome:

[Rob Oplawar]

roboplawar (7:33:32 PM): we have a ton of hundred year old hardwood now
roboplawar (7:33:34 PM): shnazzy
PharoaheZephyrus (7:33:54 PM): make tables
roboplawar (7:33:59 PM): we've made several
roboplawar (7:34:00 PM): XD
PharoaheZephyrus (7:34:04 PM): bahaha
PharoaheZephyrus (7:34:10 PM): nice one m8
roboplawar (7:34:13 PM): there's so much wood
roboplawar (7:34:17 PM): it's amazing
PharoaheZephyrus (7:34:20 PM): that's what she said
roboplawar (7:34:35 PM): and i didn't even realize i was setting you up for that
PharoaheZephyrus (7:34:42 PM): hahaha
PharoaheZephyrus (7:35:24 PM): i almost revealed a disturbing fact about my masculinity that probably would have scarred you for years
PharoaheZephyrus (7:35:44 PM): thank GOD my shut-up filter is working today
roboplawar (7:36:51 PM): hahaha
roboplawar (7:36:53 PM): aw dang
roboplawar (7:36:58 PM): that would have been
roboplawar (7:36:59 PM): dare i say
roboplawar (7:37:01 PM): juicy
PharoaheZephyrus (7:37:08 PM): oh lord
roboplawar (7:37:12 PM): XD
PharoaheZephyrus (7:37:15 PM): lol
roboplawar (7:37:29 PM): snaf
roboplawar (7:37:37 PM): fuck me, i'm high on post-workout
PharoaheZephyrus (7:38:11 PM): bend over mang
roboplawar (7:38:23 PM): nu
roboplawar (7:38:29 PM): *thrusts*
PharoaheZephyrus (7:39:55 PM): my hole is tighter tha...
roboplawar (7:39:58 PM): ...
PharoaheZephyrus (7:40:00 PM): i'm stopping right there
PharoaheZephyrus (7:40:09 PM): /end
PharoaheZephyrus (7:40:22 PM): gonna go grab dinner
PharoaheZephyrus (7:40:23 PM): bbs
roboplawar (7:40:23 PM): <======
roboplawar (7:40:26 PM): ddammit
PharoaheZephyrus (7:40:29 PM): hah
roboplawar (7:40:30 PM): i was gonna go in your end
roboplawar (7:40:40 PM): you made me cut it short
PharoaheZephyrus (7:40:41 PM): now you're just in yourself
roboplawar (7:40:49 PM): :O
roboplawar (7:40:53 PM): is that even possible?
PharoaheZephyrus (7:40:53 PM): cock goes there
roboplawar (7:40:56 PM): brb, trying something
PharoaheZephyrus (7:41:01 PM): FUCK GROSS
.

[klange]

More from the mind of Rob Oplawar:

(10:31:20 PM) roboplawar:Cheeseburger please do not get angry!
He'll eat and be back here for luuuuunch!
Cause you're his Cheeseburger!
His tasty Cheeseburger!
Be back for you-oo, yeah, be back for you-oo, oh!
(10:31:35 PM) roboplawar: ahem. Sorry. Sometimes I just have to sing along

[TeeKup]

I would like to hear that disturbing fact Snaf. >:3

[Ifafudafi]

"Post your quotes", AKA "Official AIM archive thread." :eng101:

Anyways

"He treacherously stealeth into her chamber, violently ravished her, and early in the morning speedeth away." - Shakespeare.

I found this funny for some inconcievable reason.

[ExAm]

Because it's shakesperarian for "RAPE"?

[FluffyDucky™]

"Post your quotes", AKA "Official AIM archive thread." :eng101:

Anyways

"He treacherously stealeth into her chamber, violently ravished her, and early in the morning speedeth away." - Shakespeare.

I found this funny for some inconcievable reason.

Thou shalt stfu. :)

[PlasbianX]

[21:27:47] sil3ntdarkn355: <Link removed>
[21:27:50] sil3ntdarkn355: LOOK MY PENIS
[21:27:54] sil3ntdarkn355: covered by my pants and sweather
[21:27:55] plasbianx1337: k
[21:28:03] sil3ntdarkn355: you didnt look did you
[21:28:08] plasbianx1337: i did
[21:28:18] sil3ntdarkn355: hehe
[21:28:48] plasbianx1337: I wanted to point and laugh at you being smaller than me.
[21:28:51] plasbianx1337: but whatever
[21:28:58] sil3ntdarkn355: eh
[21:29:05] sil3ntdarkn355: im already surrounded by tall dudes everyday
[21:29:08] sil3ntdarkn355: so it wouldnt matter
[21:29:17] plasbianx1337: Thats not what I ment :awesome:

.

[ultama121]

D:



Link plz.

[Syuusuke]

Tsk. tsk. You forgot the rest of it.



(09:28:21) sil3ntdarkn355: but when it comes to penis sizes, i point and laugh at them
(09:28:23) sil3ntdarkn355: yea shut up

[rossmum]

ya it is, the cartridge is behind the trigger, only one 50 cal barrett with the mag behind the trigger, a m95. trust i know, use it all the time in battlefield 2.

- An intellectual Youtube user on why he knows that I am wrong and the rifle used to down the chopper in Shooter's opening sequence is not an M82, but an M95.

e/ (let's not forget that I'm joining the Army so I think I'd know my rifles pretty well, even though we use AI rifles rather than Barrett rifles)

[ExAm]

- An intellectual Youtube user on why he knows that I am wrong and the rifle used to down the chopper in Shooter's opening sequence is not an M82, but an M95.

e/ (let's not forget that I'm joining the Army so I think I'd know my rifles pretty well, even though we use AI rifles rather than Barrett rifles)Is he fucking blind!? The mag is IN FRONT of the trigger in that scene. The more maddening part is that he pulls the bolt for every shot :downs:

[Needles]

It's a LITERAL game. Sorry it doesn't take to your fancy of imaginary hud and ammo count in your face.



Literally going in my garbage after i buy it and throw it away after never opening it.



This has to be the most retarded post ever.

From bungie.net.

[p0lar_bear]

From bungie.net.

...eh? Regarding what? Who's talking to who? idgi.

[Needles]

...eh? Regarding what? Who's talking to who? idgi.
http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=27480928&postRepeater1-p=1

"MARK ZOMBIE" made a thread about how "Mirros Edge" will blow after it comes out because your jumping buildings, have no hud, and aren't always fighting.

He then said it would be so bad that right after he bought it he wouldn't even open it and would throw it out:

Literally going in my garbage after i buy it and throw it away after never opening it.

Then somebody said that this was the stupidest post they had ever seen.

[Gwunty]

This story happened to me when I was 18.

Basically, I was a creepy, disgusting and smelly gently caress that almost no one would ever let their daughter be friends with. Upon getting to know me, you would probably never want to see me again.

However, there was one exception to this rule. My ex-girlfriend who I had broken up with about 4 years earlier was my only (and best) friend. It seemed like no matter how strange, hosed up, depressed or disgusting I ever became, she loved me for who I was. Yes, it was one of those "You are the best guy in the universe but I'm not dating you" type moments where we were best friends and single, yet nothing seemed to happen. For simplicity's sake, we'll call her Alice. She was a bit shorter than me, had huge tits, amazing red hair, a great figure and was just wonderful. And I loved her and always wanted to be with her.

Now, the trouble was that I hardly ever saw or talked to Alice, because I was a sociopathic nut case. I hadn't seen her for about three months, until one day, I get a call from her. She told me how she was sad we hadn't seen eachother for a long time and that I should come to an 18th birthday party with her. One of her friends who I didn't know was the birthday girl.

Now, 18th birthday parties mean booze, so I had no reason not to go.

On the other hand, I was trying to clean myself up at this point, so I thought it would be a good opportunity to show Alice how organized and motivated I had become (actually I hadn't changed at all). Even though she loved me (so she said), I always thought the reason that we weren't together was because I was smelly and gross. I decided that at this party, I would straighten my act up, look clean and act as charismatic and sociable as I could, and hopefully impress her friends as well.

So really, all I actually did was shower, shave, do my hair up and wear some nice clothes. BUT no one would see the truth about me, that truth being that i was a creepy piece of poo poo. At least I wasn't wearing some pants stained with mustard or a singlet with cigarette burn holes in it.

So anyway, I showed up at Alice's house and she is all "Ooh how I've missed you," and "Wow you look really good tonight!" I was feeling optimistic at this point. Hopefully tonight would be the night when my boyish charms would finally get through to her and we could gently caress like rabbits.

We talked about a lot of funny poo poo and laughed a lot. This was a great start to the evening.

Eventually, the time came around where we had to go to the party. So off we went.

When we got there, I realized that there was not a single man there. I was the only one. Most of the girls there were quite attractive, contrary to my drawing abilities. What do you call the opposite of a sausage festival? I don't know, but this was one of those. And I had a sausage.

If I didn't end up getting the chance to bed Alice after tonight, then I could move on to the twenty or so other girls that were there.

So anyway, I was at a party with my best friend, lots of hot teenage girls and plenty of alcohol. It was drinking time.

LOTS OF VODKA

LOTS OF ABSINTHE

Oh poo poo, now I was really drunk.

I was having a really good time at this point. I was chatting a lot to the girls, feeling super confident and was well pissed.

Now, this is when the poo poo started to hit the fan. I'm sure a lot of you now are thinking, "I go out drinking with hot babes all the time? What's so interesting about all this?" or "I DRINK 8 GALLONS OF ABSINTHE A DAY!" Just be patient.

A girl shows up late to the party. She looks like some kind of a hippie, with pretty loose clothes and some armpits hairs. After greeting everyone and exchanging some chit chat, she sits down in a chair and starts rolling a -EDITED OUT- let's just go with a "happy caterpillar".

I have a bit of a history with "happy caterpillars" and other illicit substances. Most of the people I've seen that "smash happy caterpillars" seem to chill out and have a good time. Although occasionally when I "smashed them" that would happen, half the time I would become extremely anxious and start freaking out inside of my own head. I'm one of those guys that has problems with "happy caterpillars". Yet, despite this, I continued to "smash them" whenever I got the chance. As pissed as I was at that point in time, I figured that I would be ok if "smashed" some.

Now, lots of you -EDITED OUT- (let's call this one, "angry hippo") "angry hippos" out there will know that "smashing happy caterpillars" after getting drunk is a bad idea. You are right. But that wasn't the real issue here. The real issue was that I was host to several mental problems at this point of time in my life, most notably a profound anxiety which was the cause (or consequence) of a lot of my life problems. " Smashing happy caterpillars" didn't help out in this department. In fact, it really hosed my head up a lot.

Actually, being drunk was a bit of an issue too. Uh oh!

I asked her if I could have some and she said yes.

After I'd finished "smashing angry caterpillars", I sat down into my chair and relaxed for about five minutes. I didn't seem to notice anything going on at this point in time. I'm sure people were chatting and having a great time, but I was totally lost within my own head. Yup, I was getting "caterpillared". And I'm drunk. This is bad.

About ten minutes after I had "smashed happy caterpillars", I started to feel the drunk/"caterpillared" sickness mixture starting to come on. Everything in my field of vision started swirling, and everything i saw looked like it had colored sparks flying out of them. I felt that something was really wrong, and this is the point where I started to freak out. I looked at my hand at the sparks were coming out. I felt like if I didn't do something immediately, then I was going to die.

I desperately pulled myself up out of my chair and stumbled my way across the room and into the bathroom.

I sat there for one minute... then two... then five minutes. Nothing. There was something amazingly comfortable about sitting there with my hands on that filthy toilet seat, and my chin hanging over the edge of it into the bowl. I sat there for quite a while and all of my fears and anxiety started to disappear into nothingness. All I wanted to do was sit there with my head in that toilet bowl.

Now, being extremely anxious, drunk and "caterpillared" at the same time is pretty difficult to describe. After sitting there trying to avoid the outside world for a long time by keeping my head inside the toilet bowl, I was starting to feel like I needed to take a poo poo. So I slowly took my head out of the toilet bowl, pulled my pants down and sat down on the seat. It felt like there was a football up my rear end, and I tried to squeeze it out, but I was feeling way to weird from all of the drunkeness and "caterpillaredness" to be able to squeeze it out. I sat there for a while, staring at my crotch and tripping out. None of this was at all pleasant.

I apologize if the story frightens you after this point.

While sitting there in that toilet seat and my brain failing to rationally think properly, I remembered that one of my favorite things to do while "caterpillared" was to -EDITED OUT- (let's call it "make happy". "Making happy" while "caterpillared" (and I'm sure doing any sort of "happy" activity "caterpillared") just feels totally amazing. It was something I made a point of doing every time I "smashed happy caterpillars". As creepy as it sounds, at every party I've ever been to and gotten "caterpillared", I've gone to the toilet to have a "happy". If I was discrete about it, no one would ever know. Seeing as I was already in the toilet, I decided that I'd have a "happy" while I was there.

As I was sitting there "happying" away and drooling, I started to feel the "caterpillared"/drunk sickness coming on again. It must have had something to do with putting all the effort into vigorously "making happy" while I was barely able to stay balanced on the toilet seat. Everything started to spin again. Yet, at the same time, I was having the best "happy" in the universe and nothing was going to stop me.

I "happied". And vomited. At the same time. All over my crotch.

On top of feeling very strange by all of the chemicals in my brain, the resulting sensations of "happying" while vomitting sent a shockwave through my body which cause me to spasm with such intensity that I pushed myself off of the toilet seat. As I was doing this, my bowels let loose and the stickiest, thickest poo poo I have ever had in my rectum forced it's way out like in a long segment of Play-Doh coming out of the the cookie cutter mold. Combined with my launch from the toilet seat, the poo poo smeared itself all over the seat and on my bare rear end.

To conclude this ultimate act of humiliation, I fell to the tiled bathroom floor drunk, "caterpillareD", drooling, unconscious, covered in my own poo poo and vomit, with visible dribblets of "happy juice" on the bathroom floor and on my crotch mixed with vomit. At an all girl party.

It gets worse....

I didn't close the door.

It was open the entire time.

By the time I was finished covering myself in filth, every girl at the party was either watching through the door, or screaming in horror in the next room about how horrible this was.

Apparently, some of the girls were yelling at me while I was busy, but I was too intoxicated to notice. I shiver to think what they were yelling at me that entire time.

To say that everyone's evening was ruined is an understatement.
Bungie.net can have its lulz too.

[Rob Oplawar]

*gathers self after rolling on the floor laughing*

ahem.

the FUCK, are you saying this was posted on bungie.net? say it ain't so.

[Bodzilla]

OMG NO WAY

ROFL!

[ultama121]

HOLY SHIT. The poor guy. D:

[Needles]

*gathers self after rolling on the floor laughing*

ahem.

the FUCK, are you saying this was posted on bungie.net? say it ain't so.
They post quite a bit of funny stuff in the flood, then this happened:
http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=26466683
I got banned for 14 days on the day they started to moderate it more.
Aslo:


Let me put it this way.
The 6600 is your old senile grandparent living in the nursing home with Alzheimers.
The 8800 GTS is that new girl at school with brains and curves in all the right places.
Does that put things in to perspective?

Was a thread on 6800 vs 8800gts.

From the halo 3 forum:

Subject: ? on average how many teabags per game do you perform?
i do about 30 i call it the T-dance

maybe a T-bag clan!

power to the bag !!!

[Edited on 10.25.2008 1:43 PM PDT]
Subject: Stargate charachter "Teal'C" says Indeed quite a bit...
Found Here (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XtPgr94VYA4). Enjoy.

[Gwunty]

*gathers self after rolling on the floor laughing*

ahem.

the FUCK, are you saying this was posted on bungie.net? say it ain't so.
Yes I had in a text log for a while, I just rembered to post it while I was looking for porn links looking for a essay I had typed somewhere.

[FluffyDucky™]

I was eating curry. South African style, much better than Indian, no offense... dad's South African... black South African. :)

It was hot...


duuuuuuuuuucky (9:20:27 PM): OMG HOT CURRY
baturkin17 (9:20:32 PM): ?
baturkin17 (9:22:45 PM): lol your modacity avy/sig are crazy
baturkin17 (9:22:50 PM): also, wtf is cury
duuuuuuuuuucky (9:22:57 PM): curry?
duuuuuuuuuucky (9:23:00 PM): .............
baturkin17 (9:23:03 PM): .........
duuuuuuuuuucky (9:23:03 PM): the food?
baturkin17 (9:23:08 PM): [05:20] duuuuuuuuuucky: OMG HOT CURRY
baturkin17 (9:23:09 PM): ?
duuuuuuuuuucky (9:23:18 PM): DONT U FUKN KNOW WAT CURRY IS?
baturkin17 (9:23:27 PM): i might, refresh my memory
duuuuuuuuuucky (9:23:33 PM): do u live on earth...
baturkin17 (9:23:38 PM): i might
duuuuuuuuuucky (9:23:39 PM): wat do indians eat?
baturkin17 (9:23:40 PM): :o
baturkin17 (9:23:46 PM): other people?
duuuuuuuuuucky (9:23:48 PM): LOL


Bahaha! <3 bacon

[n00b1n8R]

No way he's serious.

[FluffyDucky™]

Wut? He didn't know what it was.....

D:

[Rob Oplawar]

mass123123123 (8:30:59 PM): You fucking goyim and your wierd ass holidays
mass123123123 (8:31:16 PM): you can't have a fucking normal harvest festival
roboplawar (8:31:26 PM): whaaaaaat
roboplawar (8:31:29 PM): loooooooooooool
mass123123123 (8:31:30 PM): it's gotta be filled with bullshit
roboplawar (8:31:34 PM): *feasts on candy*
mass123123123 (8:31:35 PM): and capitalism
roboplawar (8:31:47 PM): rofl, dude, you're such a hippie
mass123123123 (8:31:56 PM): and people ringing my fucking doorbell all day long
roboplawar (8:32:05 PM): you should totally go as a hippie for halloween
roboplawar (8:32:08 PM): here's how you do it:
roboplawar (8:32:11 PM): don't change anything
lol


also, wtf is curry?

[ExAm]

lol


also, wtf is curry?
An Asian dish, my good friend

[LlamaMaster]

RED_Monkeyulize-SSG: *sigh* i hate people
RED_Monkeyulize-SSG: thats why i like computers
lmao

[mech]

Keeper: i just got to listen to my roommate and his friend talk about penis sideburns... i.... i think i need some kind of counsling

[Bodzilla]

http://www.colbertnation.com/the-colbert-report-videos/189691/october-28-2008/sherman-alexie

:awesome:

[rossmum]

roboplawar (6:39:02 PM): this is an entirely new exprientce for me
teh rossmum (6:39:06 PM): hahaha
teh rossmum (6:39:09 PM): how many
roboplawar (6:39:23 PM): only a couple of beers and a few shots
roboplawar (6:39:49 PM): ffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff
roboplawar (6:39:57 PM): i habe fomework to do tomorrow
teh rossmum (6:40:09 PM): is that all
roboplawar (6:40:10 PM): fuck iot, i'll jst ogmore that for now
teh rossmum (6:40:17 PM): christ you type like a spastic on crack
roboplawar (6:40:28 PM): eh, fuck you, buiffrd
roboplawar (6:40:31 PM): gicv
roboplawar (6:40:33 PM): fuck!
teh rossmum (6:40:33 PM): after 8 and a half standard drinks i can still type perfectly
roboplawar (6:40:45 PM): my fingers are snigting over by a key
teh rossmum (6:40:51 PM): lollll
teh rossmum (6:40:59 PM): snigting
teh rossmum (6:41:04 PM): nice word duder
roboplawar (6:41:08 PM): well fuck you this it my first time getting drunk
teh rossmum (6:41:15 PM): hey guess what
roboplawar (6:41:28 PM): no
roboplawar (6:41:28 PM): what
teh rossmum (6:41:31 PM): my first time drunk i then went on to post several well-worded, informative posts
teh rossmum (6:41:37 PM): perfectly typed
teh rossmum (6:41:42 PM): so uh,
roboplawar (6:41:55 PM): well if i were to take the time, i'm sire i copuld type perfectly well
roboplawar (6:42:05 PM): ut as it is, i',m omstamt messagimg
teh rossmum (6:42:07 PM): oh i believe you
roboplawar (6:42:24 PM): you want me to spend 5 minutes retyping each message?
teh rossmum (6:42:25 PM): i can type better with my eyes closed faggot
roboplawar (6:42:30 PM): fuck you
teh rossmum (6:42:32 PM): i just typed that with my eyes closed
teh rossmum (6:42:33 PM): faggot,
roboplawar (6:42:41 PM): >=U

lol

[Llama Juice]

... so many of you know... about my history with these stupid kiwi girls....

Some dumb girl "Niki" made an email address a while ago... which was the same as mine but added an extra "_" to the end of it. All her friends missed that and added me instead.

Now... over a year later they're still adding me, and I still have to try to do stupid things to get rid of them. A simple "I'm not Niki" doesn't work.... for some reason it never has.... so it usually ends up with something like what you see below. (This isn't the first time I've spoken to this girl. Most of our chats involve her saying "Hey Niki!" and me replying "I'm not Niki." and then ignoring whatever else she puts up... so today I finally decided to just make her know that I'm not niki.



Which... I thought everyone knew what a dildo was... weird.


CHLOE says: (7:58:28 AM)
HAPPY BIRTHDAY FOR TOMMOROW
CHLOE says: (7:58:32 AM)
U EXCITED?
Llama Juice says: (7:58:39 AM)
Oh of course!
Llama Juice says: (7:58:46 AM)
Gah, I can't wait!
Llama Juice says: (7:58:57 AM)
My mom said we can go to the sex shop and I can get my first toy!
CHLOE says: (7:59:03 AM)
wtf
Llama Juice says: (7:59:04 AM)
I'M NOT NIKI
Llama Juice says: (7:59:12 AM)
*sigh*
CHLOE says: (7:59:13 AM)
who is this?
Llama Juice says: (7:59:16 AM)
Anthony
CHLOE says: (7:59:27 AM)
so anthony do u like nick jonas?
Llama Juice says: (7:59:30 AM)
niki's email is lets_have_tea_@hotmail.com
Llama Juice says: (7:59:38 AM)
my email is lets_have_tea@hotmail.com
CHLOE says: (7:59:47 AM)
ok
CHLOE says: (7:59:52 AM)
so niki
CHLOE says: (7:59:55 AM)
wats up?
Llama Juice says: (8:00:26 AM)
Yea, I was thinkin about a nice two inch thick one. Double sided. I'd need someone to play with, you up for it?
CHLOE says: (8:00:45 AM)
what are u talking about?
Llama Juice says: (8:01:04 AM)
Dildos of course.
CHLOE says: (8:01:20 AM)
whats that?
Llama Juice says: (8:01:25 AM)
A dildo?
Llama Juice says: (8:01:43 AM)
wait... how old are you?
CHLOE says: (8:01:53 AM)
13
Llama Juice says: (8:02:01 AM)
Okay... never mind
CHLOE says: (8:02:09 AM)
who is this?
Llama Juice says: (8:02:10 AM)
I'm not going to be mean about it all
Llama Juice says: (8:02:12 AM)
I'm not Niki
CHLOE says: (8:02:19 AM)
then who?
Llama Juice says: (8:02:22 AM)
I'm Anthony, I live in the states
CHLOE says: (8:02:30 AM)
no ure not
CHLOE says: (8:02:38 AM)
niki be serious
Llama Juice says: (8:02:50 AM)
I'm 19, have a penis, am not into 13 year old girls.
CHLOE says: (8:03:06 AM)
ok wtf
Llama Juice says: (8:03:11 AM)
Yea, I know
Llama Juice says: (8:03:14 AM)
mindfuck
Llama Juice says: (8:03:21 AM)
guy is telling the truth
Llama Juice says: (8:03:35 AM)
Niki sent out an email or something like a year and a half ago
Llama Juice says: (8:03:40 AM)
saying that my email was hers
Llama Juice says: (8:03:49 AM)
and ever since people keep fucking up her email with mine
Llama Juice says: (8:04:05 AM)
'cause she thought it'd be a good idea to put that extra _ in it... to make it her own.
Llama Juice says: (8:04:11 AM)
Buuuttt.... it failed.
CHLOE says: (8:04:38 AM)
then proove that ur not niki
CHLOE says: (8:04:51 AM)
well
Llama Juice says: (8:05:22 AM)
So... you're saying that Niki would tell you that she wants to fuck you with a double ended dildo?
Llama Juice says: (8:05:35 AM)
but... some guy who doesn't know you... wouldn't?
Llama Juice says: (8:05:54 AM)
(A dildo is a sex toy.... big rubbery thing looks like a penis.)
CHLOE says: (8:06:47 AM)
ur a sick fat ass whole
CHLOE says: (8:06:55 AM)
u sick sick sick person
Llama Juice says: (8:07:08 AM)
So are you going to leave me alone now?
Llama Juice says: (8:07:16 AM)
I've told you from the beginning that I'm not niki

[Rentafence]

HMdz Rentafence?: yo im looking for a photoshop cs2 -WAT-
HMdz Rentafence?: Have one?
Flyingstone: had one
Flyingstone: long gone
HMdz Rentafence?: fuckwit
HMdz Rentafence?: those are worth million
HMdz Rentafence?: s
HMdz Rentafence?: s
HMdz Rentafence?: s
HMdz Rentafence?: s
HMdz Rentafence?: s
HMdz Rentafence?: s
Flyingstone: they do have one
Flyingstone: its by um
Flyingstone: fff whats the name
Flyingstone: pandox
Flyingstone: or something
HMdz Rentafence?: pandoras box
HMdz Rentafence?: jade fox
Flyingstone: something with a p
Flyingstone: oh lawl
HMdz Rentafence?: pennacillan
Flyingstone: no
Flyingstone: ah damn
Flyingstone: they were some crazy -COOL GUYS-
HMdz Rentafence?: Well fiddlesticks
HMdz Rentafence?: I gotta learn some texturing mang
HMdz Rentafence?: I need the -WAT-
Flyingstone: alright alright quit your bitchen
Flyingstone: 1 sec
HMdz Rentafence?: It is imperitive that I recieve this data so I can unlock the power of graphic editing
Flyingstone: or so you can draw tits and fap over them
HMdz Rentafence?: I do that in 3d already
HMdz Rentafence?: :awesome:
Flyingstone: cs2 right?
HMdz Rentafence?: yesh
Flyingstone: photoshop
Flyingstone: rite?
HMdz Rentafence?: no
HMdz Rentafence?: windows paint cs2
Flyingstone: dude oh
HMdz Rentafence?: ha
Flyingstone: fucking
Flyingstone: a
Flyingstone: virius
HMdz Rentafence?: LOOOOOL

E: 5 minutes later


HMdz Rentafence?: quoted that shit in the thread
HMdz Rentafence?: for future lulz
Flyingstone: yeah you fucking would
Flyingstone: asshole

[FlyingStone]

Now I have :
"Congratulations, you have been selected to win a free Nintendo wii"

I'll never forgive you for this.

EDIT
Rentafence5 (9:06:36 PM): So do you live in -lolwut-?
Rentafence5 (9:06:58 PM): Because if you do i'll have to come beat the shit out of you with a pocket pc
ice206n (9:07:39 PM): HA NO
Rentafence5 (9:08:02 PM): Then you live in NEW -newlolwut-
ice206n (9:08:24 PM): i just said i live in manchester faggit l2read
Rentafence5 (9:08:34 PM): Womanchester is better
Rentafence5 (9:08:36 PM): homo
ice206n (9:08:47 PM): OH YOUR SO CLEVER
Rentafence5 (9:09:12 PM): You just wish you were
Rentafence5 (9:09:17 PM): How's that free nintendo wii
ice206n (9:09:54 PM): Getting it shipped your house, along with 9 months of mens underwear catalogs
Rentafence5 (9:10:08 PM): Good
Rentafence5 (9:10:14 PM): I'm in need for a new pair of briefs
Rentafence5 (9:10:28 PM): The rest are stained from my gay sex sessions with teekup
ice206n (9:10:38 PM): wat

[Gwunty]

Trojan.virus: mind if I come in?
C:\Windows\System32: sure why notBest convo ever.

[ultama121]

WATCH OUT MAN, SHE HAS AIDS. D:

[Heathen]

(4:21:16 PM) Heathen: Today
(4:21:22 PM) Heathen: Mrs. Hukins was stretching
(4:21:29 PM) Heathen: and she stayed stretched for like 40 seconds
(4:21:30 PM) Heathen: and I said
(4:21:50 PM) Heathen: "Damn, You were stretching more than a twelve year old at a gang bang."
(4:21:57 PM) Heathen: And everyone laughed their asses off
(4:22:04 PM) Amanda: It doesn't stretch as much as you think it would

[Bodzilla]

i... er..

wut.

[Heathen]

(11:16:24 PM) Heathen: O
(11:16:24 PM) Heathen: m
(11:16:25 PM) Heathen: a
(11:16:26 PM) Heathen: b
(11:16:27 PM) Heathen: a
(11:16:32 PM) Heathen: FUCKYEAH
(11:16:39 PM) Heathen: I'm gonna have a fucking parade
(11:16:58 PM) Heathen: and all you McCain furfags can die in hell :D

[n00b1n8R]

hell yeah, OMABA 08

[Bodzilla]

-=AWOL=- n00b1n8R is now playing Team Fortress 2. Click here to join.
-=AWOL=- n00b1n8R: halp, my team fails D:]
-=AWOL=- Zilla baby!: lawlz
-=AWOL=- Zilla baby!: be my medic
-=AWOL=- n00b1n8R: i am medic
-=AWOL=- Zilla baby!: Pfft
-=AWOL=- Zilla baby!: Lies
-=AWOL=- n00b1n8R: because nobody else will
-=AWOL=- Zilla baby!: get behind me doctor?
-=AWOL=- n00b1n8R: yavoun
-=AWOL=- n00b1n8R: JOIN
-=AWOL=- Zilla baby!: DUMKOF
-=AWOL=- Zilla baby!: Cant
-=AWOL=- Zilla baby!: house is about to come on
-=AWOL=- Zilla baby!: and i need to eat
-=AWOL=- Zilla baby!: Dum koff
-=AWOL=- n00b1n8R: wtf are you watching house for
-=AWOL=- n00b1n8R: it's monster fail
-=AWOL=- Zilla baby!: you still loosing?
-=AWOL=- Zilla baby!: even though house is a fag who likes cutty
-=AWOL=- n00b1n8R: yep
-=AWOL=- Zilla baby!: mb he's still got a bit of D:!11 / >:U!!1
-=AWOL=- n00b1n8R: my team is totally useless
-=AWOL=- Zilla baby!: also it's house or pr0n
-=AWOL=- Zilla baby!: then
-=AWOL=- Zilla baby!: shower
-=AWOL=- Zilla baby!: then if theres time and i dont have to powder my nose or get a drink
-=AWOL=- Zilla baby!: mb you
-=AWOL=- Zilla baby!: k
-=AWOL=- Zilla baby!: oh, before i forget
-=AWOL=- Zilla baby!: i need to re-arrange my sock drawer as well
-=AWOL=- n00b1n8R: and i clearly need to re-arrange your face
-=AWOL=- n00b1n8R is now playing Team Fortress 2. Click here to join.
-=AWOL=- Zilla baby!: duely noted
-=AWOL=- Zilla baby!: but alas my schedule is full
-=AWOL=- n00b1n8R is now playing Team Fortress 2. Click here to join.
-=AWOL=- Zilla baby!: i can put you in after my afternoon wank
-=AWOL=- Zilla baby!: 10 good for you?
-=AWOL=- n00b1n8R: n
-=AWOL=- Zilla baby!: pm n00b
-=AWOL=- Zilla baby!: oh you :awesome:

[Bodzilla]

Ross: join
-=AWOL=- Zilla baby!: :S
-=AWOL=- Zilla baby!: trying to figure out where the fuck my house has gone >:U
Ross: what
-=AWOL=- Zilla baby!: exactly!
-=AWOL=- Zilla baby!: House the show :p
-=AWOL=- Zilla baby!: not on
-=AWOL=- Zilla baby!: fucking got 2 episodes of life instead
-=AWOL=- Zilla baby!: Aggh
Ross: well join then
-=AWOL=- Zilla baby!: but i have to re-arrange my sock drawer
Ross: fffffffff

[DaneO'Roo]

(4:21:16 PM) Heathen: Today
(4:21:22 PM) Heathen: Mrs. Hukins was stretching
(4:21:29 PM) Heathen: and she stayed stretched for like 40 seconds
(4:21:30 PM) Heathen: and I said
(4:21:50 PM) Heathen: "Damn, You were stretching more than a twelve year old at a gang bang."
(4:21:57 PM) Heathen: And everyone laughed their asses off
(4:22:04 PM) Amanda: It doesn't stretch as much as you think it would

:P A joke of mine was lifted IRL across the other side of the world.

Nice :)

[n00b1n8R]

What's wrong with life? :raise:

[Bodzilla]

typical american garbage.

i mean seriously.

[Phobias]

...a bit like house :raise:

[FlyingStone]

ZING

[Bodzilla]

house still has puns and wit though.

Life is, "HE WAS FRAMED and left to ROT for Life! but now he has a new thirst, FOR REVENGE. Watch as this Millionaire bad boy jail trash goes on the hunt for who set him up.
RAAA UURRGHGH HHMM YEAAAAHBBLEL AHH!"

[n00b1n8R]

Can I base my opinions on pre-biased half glances of adds too?

[Pooky]

FlyingStone: hey baby
FlyingStone: i want to sex u so bad
CommissarFuklaw [Totus Vicis]: y
FlyingStone: i know you agree
FlyingStone: so BEND OVA
FlyingStone: going to by this game
FlyingStone: fing awesome
CommissarFuklaw [Totus Vicis]: i am andy 9 yr old sister u perv
CommissarFuklaw [Totus Vicis]: calling cops
FlyingStone: wait what
FlyingStone: woah woah, uh
CommissarFuklaw [Totus Vicis]: hope u go to jail
FlyingStone: put your brother on
CommissarFuklaw [Totus Vicis]: no
FlyingStone: yes
FlyingStone: or else
CommissarFuklaw [Totus Vicis]: ur creepy
CommissarFuklaw [Totus Vicis]: bye
FlyingStone: no no no
FlyingStone: put your bother on
FlyingStone: tell him its a matter of national secerticy
CommissarFuklaw [Totus Vicis]: btw
CommissarFuklaw [Totus Vicis]: owned
CommissarFuklaw [Totus Vicis]: :v:
FlyingStone is now Offline.

[FlyingStone]

Right after I said a matter of national security steam froze.

[n00b1n8R]

:lmao:

[Sel]

That reminds me of a conversation I had with noobinators brother.

[n00b1n8R]

wait what

[FluffyDucky™]

LUL!!!! Pooky ftw! :D

[Bodzilla]

That reminds me of a conversation I had with noobinators brother.
He's a sneaky little bastard aint he heh.

[Sel]

wait what

You know what Im talkin bout!


He's a sneaky little bastard aint he heh.

I told his brother I wanted to repeatedly pound my manhood into his ass.

[Reaper Man]

The Ivanator says:
so we need a modacity expo/massive LAN party
.
Ross says:
fuck off i can't afford a plane ticket
The Ivanator says:
and also bring bats so we can beat the faggots - Flaming Rain etc
Teekie says:
XD
The Ivanator says:
and some date rape drug so we can drug ducky as a present for teekie
Ross says:
lolllll
Teekie says:
YES
The Ivanator says:
:awesome:
Teekie says:
YES PLEASE

[Sel]

poor ducky :(

[Heathen]

lul @ pooky.

[Gwunty]

The Ivanator says:
so we need a modacity expo/massive LAN party
.
Ross says:
fuck off i can't afford a plane ticket
The Ivanator says:
and also bring bats so we can beat the faggots - Flaming Rain etc
Teekie says:
XD
The Ivanator says:
and some date rape drug so we can drug ducky as a present for teekie
Ross says:
lolllll
Teekie says:
YES
The Ivanator says:
:awesome:
Teekie says:
YES PLEASE
OHH THANK GOD THAT ISNT ME.

[thehoodedsmack]

Overheard my friends in the next room playing Halo 3:

*shotgun noise*
Friend 1: Who the fuck uses a pink Spartan?
Friend 2: It's purple, you homo!

[FluffyDucky™]

The Ivanator says:
so we need a modacity expo/massive LAN party
.
Ross says:
fuck off i can't afford a plane ticket
The Ivanator says:
and also bring bats so we can beat the faggots - Flaming Rain etc
Teekie says:
XD
The Ivanator says:
and some date rape drug so we can drug ducky as a present for teekie
Ross says:
lolllll
Teekie says:
YES
The Ivanator says:
:awesome:
Teekie says:
YES PLEASE


OHSHIT! :gonk:

[TeeKup]

I love you ducky. :-3

[FluffyDucky™]

I see that. :)

[Bodzilla]

I love you ducky. :-3
Nice pitch, if you pardon the pun.:pervert:

[ultama121]

Roofy Margarita. :-3

[Reaper Man]

Oops, left out the part where teekie got horny due to mental images I had placed in his head from the above quote and then he disappeared for 20 mins or so. Hmmmm.

[Gwunty]

(6:02:55 PM) lukems: change your name to shiskebab
(6:02:57 PM) Shishka: HOLY CRAP YOU ARE SO ORIGINAL. NO ONE, AND I MEAN NO ONE HAS MADE THIS JOKE BEFORE
(6:02:58 PM) lukems: how about, “that's what she said."
(6:03:01 PM) Shishka: CONGRATULATIONS, YOU GET RECON
(6:03:04 PM) Shishka: IN FACT, YOU GET EVERYONE'S RECON
(6:03:14 PM) Shishka: WE'RE TAKING RECON FROM EVERY PERSON WITH RECON, AND GIVING IT TO YOU
(6:02:58 PM) lukems: I already have Recon :(

[TeeKup]

Oops, left out the part where teekie got horny due to mental images I had placed in his head from the above quote and then he disappeared for 20 mins or so. Hmmmm.

GO TO HELL.

[Reaper Man]

GO TO HELL.
:awesome:
Teekie says:
ITS 1 IN THE AFTERNOON AND IM PITCHING A FUCKING TENT
The Ivanator says:
yesterday, i took down 13 tents
The Ivanator says:
because the kids that i had to camp with/supervise were useless
The Ivanator says:
oh wait
The Ivanator says:
right
The Ivanator says:
my bad
The Ivanator says:
didnt get reference
The Ivanator says:
v__v
Teekie says:
..............
Ross says:
:downs:
Teekie says:
ill be back in a moment....

[Bodzilla]

what is it with Teek getting horny off frigging IM messages :S

If he even reads half of the gay shit that gets posted on these forums his room and screen would be a mess.
pants too.

[FluffyDucky™]

LOL

[ExAm]

Bash.org FTFW



#790133 (http://bash.org/?790133) + (http://bash.org/?le=1fc39c5e469a7fe2428f1783dd342cf4&rox=790133)(7908)- (http://bash.org/?le=1fc39c5e469a7fe2428f1783dd342cf4&sox=790133) [X] (http://bash.org/?le=1fc39c5e469a7fe2428f1783dd342cf4&sux=790133)
<third_planet> The other night my friend had some pot and wanted me to smoke it with him, but we had nowhere to smoke it because both our parents were home.
<third-planet> So we drove around looking for a place to park so we could smoke in the car.
<third-planet> We eventually settled on a Wendys parking lot..
<Mr-Butlertron> The logic is all there...
<third-planet> I know, it was a ridiculous idea. We were just desperate and that was the first place to pull off..
<third-planet> So we park in the back of the parking lot under this tree, and it's dark out, so we figure we're secluded enough. We start to light up and a cop pulls in. So we both sit really still and hope the cop will think the car is empty and just parked there. Or that he won't notice.
<third-planet> The cop circles the parking lot once, then parks behind us and we're both freaking out. So Bobby, my friend, takes all the pot and shoves it in the glove compartment. But the car smells like pot, so we figure we're busted.
<third-planet> So Bobby says we've gotta distract the cop from the pot. In a huge flash, he rips his shirt off, undoes my pants and sticks his hand inside. Before I can process what's happening, the cop knocks on my window. Then he looks in and sees Bobby shirtless, with his hand down my pants and turns bright red.
<third-planet> I roll my window down and the cop says in this really flustered voice, his face bright red, "you guys be good now" and walks quickly back to his car and drives off.
<third-planet> He didn't even notice the smell of pot.
<third-planet> We drove home in the most uncomfortable fucking silence ever.

[Sel]

what is it with Teek getting horny off frigging IM messages :S

If he even reads half of the gay shit that gets posted on these forums his room and screen would be a mess.
pants too.

:gonk:

[Zeph]

Experiment time. Time to start thread number 3. Someone can start it by quoting this post.