Post your quotes #2

[PlasbianX]

<Deamon> hmm..
<Deamon> comeon.. show some decent pics
<Deamon> some that the comunity can drool at
<PlasX> o.O
<Deamon> yes.. im talking about pron !
<Deamon> the pr0nz !
<Redon> pron is not allowed in irc
<Deamon> aww :(
<Astarte> Publicly.
<Astarte> So PM Deamon with your pr0n
<Deamon> haha :P
<Deamon> no thanks
<PlasX> loool
<Astarte> You asked for it!
* PlasX sits on his scanner and sends it do Deamon
<Deamon> hmm.. no thanks
<Astarte> *laughs*
* PlasX still sits on his scanner for fun
<Deamon> send it to Astarte !
<PlasX> nah
<Astarte> FS would beat him up
<PlasX> probably whoop my ass

[Teroh]

@Mister Jack: Asian Pride Month.
@Mister Jack: Do you know what that means?
@Mister Jack: Parade.
@Mister Jack: Asians driving.
@Mister Jack: Parade vehicles.
@Mister Jack: GET THE F**K INSIDE.

^ He's asian.

[Bodzilla]

LMAO

[rossmum]

Hahaha, gold :lol:

[TeeKup]

Oh I got another one today!


Dura-Plate Falcon: Why don't you do anything?
TeeKup: I need something to stimulate me.
Dura-Plate Falcon: Hang on I'll ask Liz to bend over.
TeeKup: .....

[n00b1n8R]

you love it ;)


n00b1n8R says (3:02 PM):
messenger can lick my balls.
barbed sparky says (3:02 PM):
you would want a MS product near your jewels?
n00b1n8R says (3:03 PM):
hmm.. their so rotten their prly nice and squishy.
n00b1n8R says (3:03 PM):
wait, that didn't sound rite..
barbed sparky says (3:03 PM):
no it didn't.....

:X

[Stealth]

T33kup, you rock, I bet there is girls that'll line up out side your door just to bend over to stimulate you.
ok now that I'm don't with the stimulating/ass kissing




Stealth:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lb36IF3VFvI (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lb36IF3VFvI)
Stealth:^ME WANT^
Stealth:0.0
Stealth::eek:
Keel::|
Stealth:doesn't it look better then the Xbox halo 2?
Keel:cant tell anything from that shocking video
Stealth:>.<
Stealth:it's more shiny
Stealth:the new Windows OS will be known as Windows Shiny

[rossmum]

Russian guy called Roman in my English class was away...

Teacher: "Where's Roman?"

Ando: "He's probably out ROMAN [roaming] around!"

Pixie: "Well he's late, he should be RUSSIAN [rushing]!"

So lame, but so funny when they said it. It's usually Pixie copping the bad calls, though, since his last name is Cant :lol:

[n00b1n8R]

did they decided they Cant do that anymore? :downs:

[Stealth]

lol, there is a guy in my school with the name of Hosie whan, and one day my US gov. teacher said this, "Hosie whan is out whandering"
names are funny, >.<

[rossmum]

did they decided they Cant do that anymore? :downs:
Cant you see? That's exactly what they do :p

[n00b1n8R]

sounds like you've been russian your posts there ross.

[Stealth]

the other day I got to school early, so I when to my first period which is US studys, and my teacher was preveiwing a movie for class, and he was watching the attack on pearl harbor sceen.
*I walk into the class room*
Mr Smith: hey, tell me if you see any bad things, like blood, naked people, swearing, that kind of stuff.
Me: Ok...
*watchs it alittle bit*
Me: Oh look! there's a hand, a foot, part of an arm, and a head!
*a Girl in the class walks in*
Me: Hey, it's the black man, here to save the day!
*Black guy getts to the captian(SP?)*
Me: Oh hey look, that guy is trying to keep his guts inside of him self.
Mr. Smith: Oh, well I think I'm going to have to skip that in class.
Girl: Ew, there is blood all over, and he's guts are hanging out!
my friend luke: Well if you are affended by it, then leave!
Me: ya, this is the best part, you shouldn't be watching this, Oh hey, he's going to shoot the japs with a shotgun.
guy in the movie: Take this Motha fuc...
*Teacher truns off the movie*
Mr. Smith: maybe we should stop it right there...
Me: um ya... lets do that.

[p0lar_bear]

SmarterChild quote ahoy:


[00:12] p0lar_bear: Why are you called SmarterChild?
[00:12] SmarterChild: That's what they called me.

>>> Have you tried my newest features yet? Type what's new and I'll tell you what they are.
[00:12] p0lar_bear: Why "Smarter"? YOu seem pretty dumb.
[00:12] SmarterChild: Hey c'mon. What are you saying that for, cbthepolarbear?
[00:12] p0lar_bear: because you have downs
[00:12] SmarterChild: Because I have downs, huh?
[00:12] p0lar_bear: :downs:
[00:12] SmarterChild: Who's Downs?
[00:12] p0lar_bear: you
[00:12] SmarterChild: Yes?
[00:12] p0lar_bear: See, I knew you had downs.
[00:12] SmarterChild: I'm very surprised I had downs.

lmfao

[Reaper Man]

No, if I was annorexic I'd be about 60lbs. I eat a lot, I just don't put on weight.

Also,



Burninated.
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Oh you ho. That exam was easy anyway.

[n00b1n8R]

SmarterChild quote ahoy:


[00:12] p0lar_bear: Why are you called SmarterChild?
[00:12] SmarterChild: That's what they called me.

>>> Have you tried my newest features yet? Type what's new and I'll tell you what they are.
[00:12] p0lar_bear: Why "Smarter"? YOu seem pretty dumb.
[00:12] SmarterChild: Hey c'mon. What are you saying that for, cbthepolarbear?
[00:12] p0lar_bear: because you have downs
[00:12] SmarterChild: Because I have downs, huh?
[00:12] p0lar_bear: :downs:
[00:12] SmarterChild: Who's Downs?
[00:12] p0lar_bear: you
[00:12] SmarterChild: Yes?
[00:12] p0lar_bear: See, I knew you had downs.
[00:12] SmarterChild: I'm very surprised I had downs.lmfao


http://i126.photobucket.com/albums/p119/p0lar_bear/emotes/badpost.gif <3 polar for pic.


immy says (3:25 PM):
nyway
immy says (3:26 PM):
im going to see spider man three iwht friends tommorow
immy says (3:26 PM):
:D
immy says (3:26 PM):
im oging to bed
immy says (3:26 PM):
Cya m8
n00b1n8R says (3:26 PM):
cya
n00b1n8R says (3:26 PM):
LONGWEEKENDFTWMOTHAFUCKER
immy says (3:26 PM):
Fuckin kangaro..
immy says (3:27 PM):
FUCKYOUASSHOLEFAGLONGWEEKANDOHWELLIGETTOSEESPIDERM ANTHREEANDANDANDANDUHHHHHYEAHKGOODNIGHKK
n00b1n8R says (3:27 PM):
kk

The following message could not be delivered to all recipients:
kk


:-3

[Stealth]

SmarterChild quote ahoy:



[00:12] p0lar_bear: Why are you called SmarterChild?
[00:12] SmarterChild: That's what they called me.

>>> Have you tried my newest features yet? Type what's new and I'll tell you what they are.
[00:12] p0lar_bear: Why "Smarter"? YOu seem pretty dumb.
[00:12] SmarterChild: Hey c'mon. What are you saying that for, cbthepolarbear?
[00:12] p0lar_bear: because you have downs
[00:12] SmarterChild: Because I have downs, huh?
[00:12] p0lar_bear: :downs:
[00:12] SmarterChild: Who's Downs?
[00:12] p0lar_bear: you
[00:12] SmarterChild: Yes?
[00:12] p0lar_bear: See, I knew you had downs.
[00:12] SmarterChild: I'm very surprised I had downs.

lmfao


TSL Stealth:do you have downs?
SmarterChild:Yep.

>>> Join in now! There are lots of people talking to me.
TSL Stealth:lmfao
SmarterChild:What's so funny?

^my take on SmarterChild^

[n00b1n8R]

who the fuck is smater child?

[Stealth]

why not you ask him.

[n00b1n8R]

and how would i do that?

[p0lar_bear]

Uh...

Your best bet would be to NEVER, EVER, EVER send an instant message via AOL Instant Messenger Service to the ScreenName "SmarterChild". I mean, sending an IM to SmarterChild to ask who he is is definitely not how you'd get the quickest, easiest answer to your question. Posting on an internet forum at about 2:15AM EST will get you an answer in record breaking speed, given that the replies made are 100&#37; factual and not misleading or sarcastic.

http://sa.tweek.us/emots/images/emot-pseudo.gif

[n00b1n8R]

http://bani.anime.net/o_rly.jpg

[CtrlAltDestroy]

^ now thats just fuckin lame and old. get with the times.

[n00b1n8R]

fuck off, sergent peppers is old but is most deffinetly not lame.

and besides, your not my real mum.

[Bodzilla]

N00b
>_>
<_<

and if u keep this up you'll get.
(>^(>O_o)>

[rossmum]

Referring to some kid I booted down from the top 50 on Wargames II.


[09:01] 20.PzGr.OGef.Kurz (Ross): dude.
[09:01] Восстание декабристов: Whyat?
[09:01] 20.PzGr.OGef.Kurz (Ross): that optimus terra kid went all bitter
[09:01] 20.PzGr.OGef.Kurz (Ross): shot me a message
[09:01] 20.PzGr.OGef.Kurz (Ross): "ahahahaha you suck"
[09:01] 20.PzGr.OGef.Kurz (Ross): so i crushed him
[09:01] 20.PzGr.OGef.Kurz (Ross): he counterattacked
[09:01] 20.PzGr.OGef.Kurz (Ross): "You lost: 0 tanks, 2 soldiers, 0 planes and 0 turrets."
[09:01] 20.PzGr.OGef.Kurz (Ross): :v
[09:01] Восстание декабристов: Lol
[09:01] 20.PzGr.OGef.Kurz (Ross): then i crushed him some MORE
[09:02] 20.PzGr.OGef.Kurz (Ross): and sent him this
[09:02] 20.PzGr.OGef.Kurz (Ross): "Care to attack me again? I'm sitting on enough food, oil, and military divisions to crush you as quickly as I can attack you.

Guess I must suck pretty hard at this game, huh."

And with that, I'm off to go pound him again http://sa.tweek.us/emots/images/emot-q.gif

[I_Am_Error117]

Ok me and my friends were out paintballing w/ some random doods and girl (we were playing reincarnation so you can go back to base to come back to "life"):

Red neck: They're ova there
Me: Got him!
Girl: look out!
Red Neck: Hurrr. He dead.
Me (shots someone in the face): whats up
Freind 1: On the left.......Never mind got him.
Friend 2,3,4,5: were pinned.....help por favor.
Friend 2: dang im speakin Mexican.
Me (shoots the pinnee (yes thats now a word(yes theses are confusing parentheses))): nice one
ME: looks at Red neck, friend 1, and girl: Watch this
Me (jumps out and catches a paintball): What now!!!!
guy pops out and nails me
Me: ha ha ha
Friend 1: youre an idiot



Later

Kid: I shot 2 people
Me: cool............
Kid: They were both on my team
Me: ohhhhhhh
Kid I shot one in the butt, he turned around and ran at me really angry
Me:..............nnnnn
Kid: what
Me: That was Me
Kid: oh crap.

[Bodzilla]

DA-n00b1n8R: i just installed Gmod 9
DA-n00b1n8R: ^_^
DA-n00b1n8R: now to pose people in disturbing ways
DA-n00b1n8R: :downs:
Ž↕ζζΛ ☺ {&#208;2†} // -[♫]: lol.
Ž↕ζζΛ ☺ {&#208;2†} // -[♫]: :rossmum:
DA-n00b1n8R: D:
DA-n00b1n8R: oshit, i am arn't i DDDD:Ownd

lol and later

DA-n00b1n8R: i has no monayz D:
Ž↕ζζΛ ☺ {&#208;2†} // -[♫]: i have Lots of t3h Muniez
Ž↕ζζΛ ☺ {&#208;2†} // -[♫]: $3500 :D!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ž↕ζζΛ ☺ {&#208;2†} // -[♫]: Ownage
DA-n00b1n8R: give it to me
DA-n00b1n8R: this is a hold up
DA-n00b1n8R: interweb style
Ž↕ζζΛ ☺ {&#208;2†} // -[♫]: suck my wang and i'll consider it
DA-n00b1n8R: >__>
Ž↕ζζΛ ☺ {&#208;2†} // -[♫]: <_<
DA-n00b1n8R: $3500...
Ž↕ζζΛ ☺ {&#208;2†} // -[♫]: u know u want to
DA-n00b1n8R: hmm...
DA-n00b1n8R: k
lmao I CONSIDER NOTHING!

[n00b1n8R]

FUCK YOU MISTER.

[rossmum]

I, I'm a one way motorway, I'm the road that drives away and follows you back home says:
procrastination is awesome
I, I'm a one way motorway, I'm the road that drives away and follows you back home says:
until you realise you just fucked yourself up
Egevened says:
castration is awesome
Egevened says:
until you realize you lost your balls

[TeeKup]

Don: I once saw a guy catch a shark with a half eaten fish in its mouth.
TeeKup: So?
Don: Well guts were spewing out, it was like watching 2 monkey's fuck a football, you want to look but you can't.
TeeKup: lmfao.

Family friend. :P

[Con]

sig ---V

[rossmum]

Ah, the endless fun that can be had with bots.

[Stealth]

TSL Stealth:do you fap ro kittens?
SmarterChild:That's not my thing.
TSL Stealth:you don't like kittens?
SmarterChild:I think I like kittens. Do you?
TSL Stealth:D:
SmarterChild:What about d?
TSL Stealth:yes
SmarterChild:Yup.
TSL Stealth:so, you do fap to kittens
SmarterChild:So me do fap to kittens?

Yeah, whatever.
TSL Stealth:I fap you
SmarterChild:


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XXX XX XXX
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TSL Stealth:!
SmarterChild:Funny.

[n00b1n8R]

I, I'm a one way motorway, I'm the road that drives away and follows you back home says:
procrastination is awesome
I, I'm a one way motorway, I'm the road that drives away and follows you back home says:
until you realise you just fucked yourself up
Egevened says:
castration is awesome
Egevened says:
until you realize you lost your balls

LMAO!

:saddowns:

[Hurrvish]

<CtrlAltDestroy> Here is my impression of Wikipedia.
<CtrlAltDestroy> "There are five fingers on the human hand [citation needed]"
from bash.org
spoiler :bandwagon:

[Hurrvish]

lol double post

"I'll give you a nickel to tickle my pickle and a dime to double the time.;)"

[teh lag]

l33t [7:40 P.M.]: I have super duper hearing things in my ears
l33t [7:40 P.M.]: that enable me to HEAR
lag [7:41 P.M.]: hmm
l33t [7:41 P.M.]: yeah really cool amirite?
lag [7:41 P.M.]: yep
l33t [7:41 P.M.]: i think im the only one that had them
l33t [7:41 P.M.]: and the ability to hear
l33t [7:41 P.M.]: im so awesome


.... >_>

[CtrlAltDestroy]

<_<

[teh lag]

Masterz1337 [8:26 P.M.]: only from above
Masterz1337 [8:26 P.M.]: looks lovely ingam
Masterz1337 [8:27 P.M.]: gam
Masterz1337 [8:27 P.M.]: gam
Masterz1337 [8:27 P.M.]: what th fuck
Masterz1337 [8:27 P.M.]: th ky abov d isnt working
Lag [8:28 P.M.]: liez!
Lag [8:28 P.M.]: only from above
Lag [8:28 P.M.]: looks lovely
Lag [8:28 P.M.]: LUCY
Lag [8:28 P.M.]: YOU GOT SOM 'SPLAININ' TO DO!


Masterz struggles with his keyboard.

Edit : Part 2 =O


Masterz1337 [8:29 P.M.]: i think a frnch fri is in it
Masterz1337 [8:30 P.M.]: now its off
Masterz1337 [8:30 P.M.]: hat putting kys back on
Masterz1337 [8:31 P.M.]: finaly
Masterz1337 [8:31 P.M.]: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEee

[CtrlAltDestroy]

[18:32] CtrlAltDe5tr0y: if you say AWESOME then ill give you free moneys!
[18:32] CtrlAltDe5tr0y: HUH
[18:34] Masterz1337: AWESOME
[18:34] CtrlAltDe5tr0y: shutup too late

fun

[teh lag]

CtrlAltDe5tr0y [8:23 P.M.]: http://hce.halomaps.org/
CtrlAltDe5tr0y [8:24 P.M.]: featured map
CtrlAltDe5tr0y [8:24 P.M.]: :fuckyeah:
Lag [8:24 P.M.]: you whore.
CtrlAltDe5tr0y [8:24 P.M.]: its my job
CtrlAltDe5tr0y [8:24 P.M.]: ;)

Epic quotewarz >:U

[CtrlAltDestroy]

[18:39] CtrlAltDe5tr0y: WHAT ARE YOU
[18:39] radumachedon: I am a fat idiot with no friendz

[18:39] CtrlAltDe5tr0y: if you say "I am a fat idiot with no friendz" then Ill give you a million dollars
[18:39] radumachedon: OH NO
[18:39] radumachedon: I'M NOT FALLING FOR THAT
[18:39] CtrlAltDe5tr0y: dont make me fabricate it!
[18:39] CtrlAltDe5tr0y: I mean.. uh
[18:39] CtrlAltDe5tr0y: DO IT
[18:39] radumachedon: c
[18:39] radumachedon: I HAVE IT ALL ON TAPE
[18:39] radumachedon: D:<
[18:39] CtrlAltDe5tr0y: YOU HEARD NOTHING

what.

[teh lag]

These allegations are false.

CtrlAltDe5tr0y [8:39 P.M.]: if you say "I am a fat idiot with no friendz" then Ill give you a million dollars
Lag [8:39 P.M.]: OH NO
Lag [8:39 P.M.]: I'M NOT FALLING FOR THAT
CtrlAltDe5tr0y [8:39 P.M.]: dont make me fabricate it!
CtrlAltDe5tr0y [8:39 P.M.]: I mean.. uh
CtrlAltDe5tr0y [8:39 P.M.]: DO IT
Lag [8:39 P.M.]: c&p'd
Lag [8:40 P.M.]: I HAVE IT ALL ON TAPE
Lag [8:40 P.M.]: D:<
CtrlAltDe5tr0y [8:40 P.M.]: YOU HEARD NOTHING

[CtrlAltDestroy]

[18:40] radumachedon: I also enjoy lying on internet forums about false allegations. I also enjoy fabricating evidence.

[teh lag]

[18:40] CtrlAltDe5tr0y: I AM A BIG SMELLY IDIOT WHO LIKES TO RUB HIS BUTT AND KISS HIS BUTT AND SMELL HIS OWN BUTT


OH WHAT NOW?

[p0lar_bear]

[20:39] p0lar_bear: THANK YOU JCAP
[20:39] p0lar_bear: <3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3
[20:39] jcap: YOU'RE WELCOME POLAR BEAR
[20:39] jcap: :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

http://sa.tweek.us/emots/images/emot-glomp.gif

[CtrlAltDestroy]

[18:45] radumachedon: lol look at that COMPLETELY FABRICATED POST I MADE ABOUT YOU ON H2V HUH

[CtrlAltDestroy]

[18:47] CtrlAltDe5tr0y: can you confirm that one: radumachedon's allegations are indeed false.
[18:47] cb the polarbear: yes
[18:47] cb the polarbear: I plead the fifth.
[18:47] cb the polarbear: Possbuly the sixth, too.

[teh lag]

You double posting WHORE!


CtrlAltDe5tr0y [8:49 P.M.]: I HAVE A TESTIMONY AGAINST YOU
CtrlAltDe5tr0y [8:49 P.M.]: WHAT DO YOU HAVE
CtrlAltDe5tr0y [8:49 P.M.]: NOTHING
RaduMachedon [8:50 P.M.]: I HAVE A TAPE OF YOU FABIRCATING EVIDENCE

[CtrlAltDestroy]

[18:53] CtrlAltDe5tr0y: say ponies
[18:54] CtrlAltDe5tr0y: SAY IT
[18:54] CtrlAltDe5tr0y: dont make me resort to blackmail
[18:54] Masterz1337: PONIES
[18:54] CtrlAltDe5tr0y: ok

[teh lag]

RaduMachedon [8:57 P.M.]: quick
RaduMachedon [8:57 P.M.]: say something
RaduMachedon [8:57 P.M.]: I need to have ammunition agaisnt leet!
RaduMachedon [8:57 P.M.]: SAY SOMETHING DAMNIT!

Masterz1337 [8:57 P.M.]: puke cocktail
RaduMachedon [8:58 P.M.]: <3

Mwahahahahahaha!

[Masterz1337]

aip1848: talk to jcap
aip1848: i have moral issues ;p

[n00b1n8R]

n00b1n8R says:
OH NOEZ
n00b1n8R says:
THE MAN EATING VAGINA
n00b1n8R says:
http://pbfcomics.com/archive/0PBF41029BC-Nice_Try_Zarflax.jpg
Al. says:
heh I seen a man eating vagina in a porno somewhere.......
n00b1n8R says:
>__>
n00b1n8R says:
funky porno
n00b1n8R says:
wait, is this a vid or a book <_<
Al. says:
nah just a regular man, eating vagina.......
n00b1n8R says:
k
.

[Bodzilla]

lol i've tried to get a thread like this going in other forums....

all they want to do Is steal bash.orgs quotes >___>

Cheers to H2V :D :cheers:

[DaneO'Roo]

NeuroK0Neza (9:50:06 AM): "oooo urr maibay i should play with j00r bump mapping a bits"</I>
dano555666 (9:50:24 AM): lmao
NeuroK0Neza (9:50:31 AM): she says that then pulls his pants down and feels the ridges on his nutts</I>
NeuroK0Neza (9:50:32 AM): XD</I>

NeuroK0Neza (9:54:49 AM): she takes off her black pleated skirt and jump up on his dick , they spin around in the spinny chair then fall spinning on the floor laughing and gigles</I>
NeuroK0Neza (9:55:08 AM): rofl'ing</I>
NeuroK0Neza (9:55:15 AM): and rofn</I>
NeuroK0Neza (9:55:18 AM): rolling on floor nutting</I>




NeuroK0Neza (9:00:42 AM): He said her pussy was deeply rooted with E. Coli. He spoke with the wisdom that can only come from experience, like a guy who went blind because he looked at a solar eclipse without one of those boxes with a pinhole in it and now goes around the country speaking at high schools about the dangers of looking at a solar eclipse without one of those boxes with a pinhole in it.



A Story by Neuro:

NeuroK0Neza (9:17:33 AM): listen to this story:</I>
NeuroK0Neza (9:17:48 AM): I was sitting at lunch and someone was telling me about this guy "Rob"</I>
dano555666 (9:17:48 AM): kk
NeuroK0Neza (9:18:04 AM): and now , Rob is in his twenties and lives with his parents and plays WoW</I>
dano555666 (9:18:13 AM): :o
NeuroK0Neza (9:18:23 AM): and on fridays from 6 - 11 (the time of the church thing) he hangs out at this church thing</I>
dano555666 (9:18:37 AM): lol church thing
NeuroK0Neza (9:19:01 AM): ill explain this church thing: sausage fest , pokemon , pizza , ping pong , random people playing with guitars in the back room</I>
NeuroK0Neza (9:19:15 AM): sometimes halo but never oraganized</I>
dano555666 (9:19:16 AM): olololol
NeuroK0Neza (9:19:28 AM): someone bringing a playstation sometimes</I>
NeuroK0Neza (9:19:28 AM): :V</I>
dano555666 (9:19:32 AM): XD
NeuroK0Neza (9:19:49 AM): well now see , rob Always goes to this</I>
NeuroK0Neza (9:20:03 AM): and my friend at lunch told me about something he did once</I>
NeuroK0Neza (9:20:10 AM): and that was:</I>
dano555666 (9:20:10 AM): orlty
NeuroK0Neza (9:20:17 AM): have sex with a teddy bear</I>
dano555666 (9:20:21 AM): LOL
NeuroK0Neza (9:20:28 AM): I was like.. lol??</I>
NeuroK0Neza (9:20:47 AM): Now , im not afraid of anyone and i can talk trash good</I>
dano555666 (9:20:52 AM): what the fuck ololololol
dano555666 (9:21:01 AM): fuck a teddy bear lmfao
NeuroK0Neza (9:21:20 AM): so i was at that friday thing just sketchin and I decided to confront him about his teddy bear affairs in front of everyone</I>
NeuroK0Neza (9:21:36 AM): file:///C:/Program&#37;20Files/AIM/AIM%20Pro/resources/SMILEY_YELLOW_01.GIF</I>
dano555666 (9:21:38 AM): LOL
NeuroK0Neza (9:21:51 AM): "So uh ... rob...</I>
NeuroK0Neza (9:22:15 AM): Im gonna get straight to the point , did you rly nut in a teddy bear?</I>
dano555666 (9:22:22 AM): XD
dano555666 (9:22:30 AM): hahah
dano555666 (9:22:38 AM): i chocked on my own lauhget than
NeuroK0Neza (9:22:46 AM): he is sitting at a ping pong table with a peice of pizza in his hand</I>
dano555666 (9:23:00 AM): nut in a bear lolol
dano555666 (9:23:08 AM): XD
NeuroK0Neza (9:23:16 AM): and he is about to take a bite and when he hears what i said , he froze</I>
NeuroK0Neza (9:23:22 AM): and there was a very long pause</I>
dano555666 (9:23:33 AM): :o
NeuroK0Neza (9:23:41 AM): "Bus... who told you that??"</I>
dano555666 (9:23:57 AM): Bus?
NeuroK0Neza (9:24:04 AM): (they call me "Bus" because i had a live account last year called "A Bus Of Retards"</I>
NeuroK0Neza (9:24:09 AM): (cool ppl huh?)</I>
dano555666 (9:24:10 AM): oh
dano555666 (9:24:17 AM): lol
NeuroK0Neza (9:24:50 AM): (I always think , how about no u fuckhead i have a new live account and call me "Zach" at least)</I>
NeuroK0Neza (9:25:01 AM): but yeah anways..</I>
NeuroK0Neza (9:25:18 AM): he uh , gets physical with people alot , just messing around</I>
NeuroK0Neza (9:25:31 AM): so he gets up and smiles and tries to like hold me down or something</I>
NeuroK0Neza (9:25:52 AM): and i say "GOD ROB CALM DOWN , IM NOT MR PATCHES"</I>
dano555666 (9:26:06 AM): LOL
NeuroK0Neza (9:26:14 AM): everyone is just laughing their asses off</I>
dano555666 (9:26:14 AM): MR PATCHES LOL
dano555666 (9:26:32 AM): hes missing a patch now :X
NeuroK0Neza (9:26:39 AM): so yeah things settle down and i go back to sketchin and then i confront him again</I>
NeuroK0Neza (9:26:40 AM): lol</I>
dano555666 (9:26:41 AM): tore a hole in him mb
NeuroK0Neza (9:26:50 AM): "So uh... yeeeeeeeeah rob."</I>
NeuroK0Neza (9:26:50 AM): "what.."</I>
NeuroK0Neza (9:27:03 AM): "So uh, I want to know something"</I>
NeuroK0Neza (9:27:07 AM): "what.."</I>
NeuroK0Neza (9:27:40 AM): "Did you put a condom in him first or did you want to get straight to the fluff?"</I>
dano555666 (9:27:47 AM): LAWL
dano555666 (9:27:57 AM): DICKRASH
dano555666 (9:28:05 AM): LOL
NeuroK0Neza (9:28:12 AM): TEDDYBEARMASH</I>
dano555666 (9:28:17 AM): "OWE CARPET BURNAGE"
NeuroK0Neza (9:28:25 AM): TEDDYBEARNUTSPLASH</I>
dano555666 (9:28:28 AM): OH SNAP *layers*
dano555666 (9:28:36 AM): carpet
dano555666 (9:28:43 AM): lol
dano555666 (9:28:51 AM): furry
dano555666 (9:28:58 AM): carpet
dano555666 (9:29:06 AM): lolaololololeol
NeuroK0Neza (9:29:14 AM): but uh yeah , i dont go to that friday thing a lot , its just because when some people dont answer on a friday cause theyre already doing something and i get bored</I>
dano555666 (9:29:30 AM): XD
dano555666 (9:29:57 AM): some people who are just too busy gettin their game on with Yogy bear
NeuroK0Neza (9:30:26 AM): Ehhhhhhhhhhhh BOOBOO wannnnnaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh get some cum in j00r poopoo?</I>
dano555666 (9:30:30 AM): too bad if his girlfriends name is Stuffed Bear
dano555666 (9:30:40 AM): HAHHHAAHHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA
dano555666 (9:30:48 AM): OMG
NeuroK0Neza (9:30:55 AM): Sure ranger ROB!!!
dano555666 (9:31:08 AM): ITS UNBEARABLE
dano555666 (9:31:18 AM): I GOTS A SNACK IN MYA PICANIC BASKET
NeuroK0Neza (9:31:44 AM): :D</I>
dano555666 (9:31:46 AM): Chedder cheest sticks
NeuroK0Neza (9:31:56 AM): omg im gonna cum i cant hold it!</I>
NeuroK0Neza (9:32:00 AM): its UNBEARABLE
NeuroK0Neza (9:32:13 AM): get it get it !!! UN-BEAR-ABLE</I>
NeuroK0Neza (9:32:17 AM): BEAR</I>
NeuroK0Neza (9:32:17 AM): LOL


<3

:thread win:

[n00b1n8R]

that is gross you are gross mr nero and dano.

inhabition? inha-what?

but yer :threadwon:

[Bodzilla]

ahahahahahahaah

MISTER PATCHES!
u Americans freak me out sometimes. but then....
that is when i remember. Cat. In the hat.

remember him dano :gonk:

[n00b1n8R]

ELABORATE!

[DaneO'Roo]

OH GOD I REMEMBER HIM :gonk:

he was a dude at out school who once stuck his finger up a dogs ass, and he looked like a Dr Seuss Character, like Cat in a hat, cuz of his wierd join between his lip and his nose. His eyes were like kitties eyes. He was a total fucking goob. Who the fuck sticks they're finger up a dogs ass. He also used to harrass girls and seems like a pedophile in the making.

dam that was like...2 years ago, year 10 eh Bodz?

[n00b1n8R]

i knew you knew some weird people >_>

grade 10.. i'm in grade 10 O.o
GET THAT THE FUCK OUT OF MY HEAD D:

[rossmum]

Year 10 was the best shit ever.

[n00b1n8R]

preschool TBH.

[Con]

"Don't listen to advice; it's all wrong!"

[p0lar_bear]

Stole this from one of their sigs on GBX back when Coag was all the rage:


M4573R51337: "Legs reskeletonized. Now onto the upper body..."
Beavis: "...so you boned the biped wrong?"

[Agamemnon]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v519/Agamemnon582bc/Guessing/hugegonk.gif

[TeeKup]

Another one from my engineering class.

Steven: Lyons said we need to find the surface area of this thing.
TeeKup: What is that......thats not even a shape.
Liz: *poke*
Foster: No, its an assortment of rectangles.
TeeKup: So how do we find the surface area.
Liz: *poke*
Steven: We unfold it.
TeeKup: ...........what?
Liz: *poke*
All: FOR FUCKS SAKE LIZ WHAT IS IT!!
Liz: Scott won't stop poking me!!
TeeKup:.............SCOTT STOP BEING A PEDOPHILE, LIZ GO AWAY.
Scott:........
Liz: =(

[Masterz1337]

sneezethedog: uploading pics of sex
sneezethedog: cuz thats what the ar is right now
sneezethedog: sexkz
Masterz1337: oh
Masterz1337: cause I was goign to say
sneezethedog: lol
sneezethedog: you were gonna say you want some =p

[Stealth]

TSL Stealth:hey guess what
zipdipo:what
TSL Stealth:I scared a guy at work
TSL Stealth:D:
TSL Stealth:with a brom
TSL Stealth:D:
zipdipo:oom
TSL Stealth:yes
TSL Stealth:a broom
TSL Stealth:he thought I was going to shoot some one
zipdipo:...with a broom?
TSL Stealth:ya, I was waring my camo
TSL Stealth:lmfao
TSL Stealth:my boss laughed as well

Hey guess what people! I'm a weirdo with a broom!

[CtrlAltDestroy]

thats not funny i hope you burn in hell for even thinking of such an atrocious thing :mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad:

[Stealth]

=.=
the fact that I scared the guy with a broom is what I think is funny, that and a bottle of gatoraid.
any ways, I fixed it. =.=

[Con]

brooms are for housewives, you're not a....housewife...are you, Stealth?

[Masterz1337]

He's a desperate one?

[Stealth]

brooms are for housewives, you're not a....housewife...are you, Stealth?
I was sweaping the stair well, it's part of my job in property management, and they really need a good cleaning.

[Masterz1337]

Masterz1337: also, the a30 sky
Masterz1337: talk to zex about it
Masterz1337: you have his aim?
RaduMachedon: yeah
Masterz1337: tell him what you have planned
Masterz1337: you still goign to do lightning as well?
RaduMachedon: eh
Masterz1337: no not the guy lightning
Masterz1337: the bolts

[TeeKup]

Another one from my engineering buddies.


TeeKup: Yay Sex!!
Dura-Plate Falcon: Fisher get a vagina!
TeeKup: But those cost money…
Dura-Plate Falcon: Liz costs money?

[Emmzee]

Atticus™: diaf was invented at SA
Atticus™: or some faggot site like that, i don't kow.
[H2V]Emmzee: so why do you use it then?
[H2V]Emmzee: if a faggot site made it?
.

[Emmzee]

Atticus™: unless i witness them fucking a woman, they are as gay as it getsThis one's for you, Ross.


Atticus™: I DO NOT WANT TO SEE ROSS'S ACNE COVERED ASS ON A WOMANAre you just gonna take that?

[Atty]

Emmzee, why haven't you been deported to the deinterneted zone yet?

[Emmzee]

Emmzee, why haven't you been deported to the deinterneted zone yet?
Because I go to my dad's house tomorrow.

[Stealth]

Another one from my engineering buddies.

TeeKup: Yay Sex!!
Dura-Plate Falcon: Fisher get a vagina!
TeeKup: But those cost money…
Dura-Plate Falcon: Liz costs money?

O.o
T33kup, you got weird friends.

[rossmum]

This one's for you, Ross.

Are you just gonna take that?
Yes, since I don't have acne anymore and it wasn't on my ass anyway :downs:

[Atty]

Hey ross, how u?

[Champ]

Emmzee, stop being such a fucking instigator, and of course rossum is going to take that. I mean, it's not the first thing he's taken. :)

[Hilary Duff]

Emmzee, stop being such a fucking instigator, and of course rossum is going to take that. I mean, it's not the first thing he's taken. :)Champ I completely agree.. you seem like a smart dude.

[Btd69]

Llama: You're a faggot.

:)

[LlamaMaster]

:)
Figures, first I thought you had balls, then you pussed out and deleted the thread...

[CtrlAltDestroy]

actually that was a moderator :downs:

[Btd69]

Figures, first I thought you had balls, then you pussied out and deleted the thread...
Why would I delete it? Also, nice spelling, faggot :)

[LlamaMaster]

Really? I thought the term was pussed out, not pussied out. Wait...who cares?

[SnaFuBAR]

rossmum: my parents rep abused me as a child :saddowns:
Snaf: lmao
Snaf: no, that's called molestation :eng101:

[LlamaMaster]

Why would I delete it? Also, nice spelling, faggot :)
What? I'm a bundle of sticks?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Faggot_%28wood%29

:XD:

[Patrickssj6]

HM,GBX and now H2V.I need another forum to escape to.:rolleyes:

[Btd69]

What? I'm a bundle of sticks?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Faggot_%28wood%29 (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Faggot_&#37;28wood%29)

:XD:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Faggot_%28epithet%29

No, you're a pole smoker.

[Bodzilla]

:gonk:

stop ruining the thread :(

[n00b1n8R]

too late, zilla turned up http://sa.tweek.us/emots/images/emot-saddowns.gif

i jest :) <3

[Bodzilla]

&#208;4&#209;&#216; †: [17:29] <This user is now offline>
[17:29] <This user is now online>
[17:29] <bodzilla is now playing Halo Custom Edition>
[17:46] <bodzilla stopped playing Halo Custom Edition>
[17:47] <bodzilla is now playing Halo>
[17:55] <bodzilla stopped playing Halo>
[18:19] <bodzilla is now playing Halo>
[18:34] <bodzilla stopped playing Halo>
[18:34] <bodzilla is now playing Halo Custom Edition>
[18:35] <bodzilla stopped playing Halo>
[18:35] <bodzilla is now playing Halo>
[19:02] <bodzilla stopped playing Halo>
[19:23] <bodzilla is now playing Halo Custom Edition>
[19:24] <bodzilla stopped playing Halo Custom Edition>
[19:28] <bodzilla is now playing Halo>
&#208;4&#209;&#216; †: holy shit
ŽizzA -Sex -[♫] // {&#208;&#178;†}: lmao
Woah *Blinks*
Crzy

[DaneO'Roo]

indeed


also

[14:21] Pooky ?: Why the hell is the trigger on their weapon a tiny little ring thing that looks like crap
[14:21] &#208;4&#209;&#216; †: lolbrutes
[14:21] Pooky ?: I don't think a Brute could even fit its finger in that
[14:21] &#208;4&#209;&#216; †: i dont see how a brute finger can fit through that, tbh
[14:21] &#208;4&#209;&#216; †: LOL
[14:21] Pooky ?: lol
[14:21] &#208;4&#209;&#216; †: GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY HEAd
[14:21] &#208;4&#209;&#216; †: KTHX
[14:21] Pooky ?: xD

>_>

[Bodzilla]

hahah

where is pooky these days. i heard he got bannd :X

[TeeKup]

O.o
T33kup, you got weird friends.

I know, but they're funny as hell. Especially liz, she's to free spirited and optimistic.

[Stealth]

I know, but they're funny as hell. Especially liz, she's to free spirited and optimistic.
those are the best kind of friends ^_^
any ways, back on topic



TSL Stealth:I just leanred of a virus that would be fun to make ^_^
Patrickssj6:here it comes
TSL Stealth:It makes all of your text on your screen fall to the bottom of your screen for a few min
TSL Stealth:does nothing to the data, just does weird things to the text
Patrickssj6:lol kinda impossible
TSL Stealth:not really
TSL Stealth:it was an old virus
TSL Stealth:from the old days
Patrickssj6:reading the text from the screen ok but let it dissapear?
TSL Stealth:no, it just falls to the bottom
TSL Stealth:and sits there
Patrickssj6:oh ok
Patrickssj6:that's possible
TSL Stealth:^_^
Patrickssj6:that's not really a virus more like a prank
TSL Stealth:^_^ it was known as a virus back when my dad owned his own computer repair comney
Patrickssj6:lol
TSL Stealth:and then there was the one called flash
TSL Stealth:flushed
TSL Stealth:*
Patrickssj6:lol
TSL Stealth: :D
Patrickssj6:d

[Hurrvish]

Teacher: We cant solve 5x + y = z yet, that would be like solving apples with oranges
Kid: Where'd we get the apples and oranges?

kids took softballs from gym teachers bag
after 5 mins, the teacher noticed and yelled "QUIT PLAYIN WITH MY BALLS AND PUT THEM BACK IN MY SACK!"

everyone fell over laughing

[Roostervier]

Kids: Yeah, at the DC trip we saw hobos!
Teacher: Oh my gosh, really?! Did you guys see the prostitutes? In all seriousness though, did you?
Chris: Yeah, I give them money. They always get to me.

Everyone started laughing. He was actually talking about the hobos.
Who knows why, I know I wouldn't give hobos money to have sex with me =p.

[Patrickssj6]

BB code size value is too big.
Patrickssj6 (8:17:38 PM): gg
kornman00 (8:17:35 PM): gg

[klange]

The best evidence that video games do not make our children want to kill is that Jack Thompson isn't dead yet.
.

[Bodzilla]

LMAO!^

[n00b1n8R]

ZILLA YOU AVATAR THIEF D:

[Patrickssj6]

http://forums.halomods.com/viewtopic.php?p=555318&sid=012f32a6838bb7f4f406b3e93751444b



This map is a disgrace to the Aztecs.

Patrick wins, rofl

[Emmzee]

Many screenwriters opt to make the movie themselves. All they need is a camera and two or more actors willing to have sex with each other. This style of moviemaking is called "Gonzo" filmmaking. Many screenplays are unsuitable for Gonzo filmmaking, but after a few rewrites, any script can make for good porno (http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Pron) flick. The first things to go are the plot and anything that might involve special effects. Secondly, character motivations should be changed to "This character wants to have sex." Dialogue should be cut to a minimum as once the actors' clothes are off, they will pretty well improvise all their lines (http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Cocaine).
Freaking brilliant.

[Bodzilla]

^hahahahha

now thats good film making ;)

[n00b1n8R]

“I have never seen any kind of porn”

~ Nobody (http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Nobody) on Porn

i lol'd

[Emmzee]

The complete antithesis of deviltry (http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Devil), the discipline of Ecky-Thump is an exercise in spiritual cleansing, moral purity, and beating the unholy hell (http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Hell) out of the enemy by the deadly wielding of a blood-filled intestine.
.

[kungpow]

OH GOD I REMEMBER HIM :gonk:

he was a dude at out school who once stuck his finger up a dogs ass, and he looked like a Dr Seuss Character, like Cat in a hat, cuz of his wierd join between his lip and his nose. His eyes were like kitties eyes. He was a total fucking goob. Who the fuck sticks they're finger up a dogs ass. He also used to harrass girls and seems like a pedophile in the making.

dam that was like...2 years ago, year 10 eh Bodz?

Dude what school and where? i think i know the dude your talking about....

[Bodzilla]

^ OMG! The Town Casino in Australia btw. nasty as hell. i remember him what a fruit loop. serial killer in the making.

[kungpow]

holy shit lol that guy freaked the fuck out of one of my sisters at a bus station or somthing

[Pooky]

Really? I thought the term was pussed out, not pussied out. Wait...who cares?

Well, pussied out sounds better than pussed out sounds better than penis-ed out. People care.

[Bodzilla]

holy shit lol that guy freaked the fuck out of one of my sisters at a bus station or somthing
HOLLY SHIT!
i nvr thought we'd run into another Casino halo player :sup:

[DaneO'Roo]

holy shit lol that guy freaked the fuck out of one of my sisters at a bus station or somthing


WHAT THE FUCK.

YOU LIVE IN MY GODAM TOWN????


Tis a small fucking world mirite. That makes both Bodzilla and now you. Well, I made Bodz join here, but still.


WHO ARE YOU LOL, what year are you in. We probably know you, tbh. I'm Dane, dude with long hair, wears beanies, graduated from Casino High Last year. Used to wear an army jacket alot.


Jesus christ, this town has like....11 thousand people population. What the fuck are the odds of that.

[n00b1n8R]

better than my town :downs:

[Bodzilla]

^Fuck your town noob1n8R

[n00b1n8R]

</3
//wrist

[Bodzilla]

DA-n00b1n8R: now zilla
DA-n00b1n8R: you have 2 options
DA-n00b1n8R: 1
DA-n00b1n8R: suck my wang
DA-n00b1n8R: OR
DA-n00b1n8R: play halo with me
DA-n00b1n8R: on CE
Žexy-ŽizzA -[♫] // {&#208;&#178;†}: opion 1 thx
DA-n00b1n8R: :D
Žexy-ŽizzA -[♫] // {&#208;&#178;†}: your gay
DA-n00b1n8R: your sucking me
Žexy-ŽizzA -[♫] // {&#208;&#178;†}: u asked for it
DA-n00b1n8R: you agreed
Žexy-ŽizzA -[♫] // {&#208;&#178;†}: i'm jsut stuck in an impossible situation
DA-n00b1n8R: D:
DA-n00b1n8R: fuck you mister
Žexy-ŽizzA -[♫] // {&#208;&#178;†}: no i'm Fucking U

The internet's a strange place :\

[TeeKup]

Why yes you are Zilla. :P

[Pred1ator]

what is this "cat in the hat"person all about someone tell me...

[Emmzee]

http://images.kingdomofloathing.com/adventureimages/easel.gifYou're fighting a Vicious Easel
You failed to hit the monster.It clatters over to you and clobbers you, in a most vicious and relaxed fashion. Ooh! Ow! Oof! Ugh! Ugh! Ugh! Ow! Eek! Oof! Eek!
http://images.kingdomofloathing.com/itemimages/hp.gifYou lose 77,103 hit points.You lose. You slink away, dejected and defeated.
Me getting my ass kicked in KoL.

[Stealth]

In wood shop, waiting for my Night stand to dry (takes 24 hours to dry) talking about how much Scot is a pervert (Scot is the shop teacher)
my friend Max: You know something, I bet every girl in this class has an A.
my friend Tom: Ya, just like Mr. kinderic from Jr. High.
Max: ya, he was a perverted guy, he would stare at the girls boobs.
Tom: there should be a rule that if you look like a creapy pervert, you shouldn't be a teacher.
Max: ya, and he looks like a creapy pervert *Points at me*
Me: What!? you got to be kiding, My inter. design class is full of girls, out of 30 students, there are only 4 boys, in that class, and the other 26 students are Girls!
Max:...
Me: and to make things even weirder, the class room is small, and the walk ways between desks are small! so I got girls rubing the boobs, and their butts on me when they try to sqize by my desk.
Max & Tom: lol
Me: and all I do is just sit there with my head down, waiting for the bell to ring, or I do my work with my EYES on my paper.
Max, Tom, and Me: LMFAO
Max & Tom: are they Hot?!
Me: Hell yes, Briteny Hues is in there, and you know how Hot she looks.
every one: hahaha.

[Masterz1337]

I question you're sex drive stealth.

Teh Lag: still, there's an unecessarily large amount of stuff that they took away
Teh Lag: stuff even Nitro had when he was modding
Masterz1337: like an editing kit?

[Stealth]

I question you're sex drive stealth.
I don't want girls to think I'm a pervert, but I do get alittle bit hard down there, it's bad enogh that I smell like the welding shop (because I had welding right before my inter. design class.) I don't need girls thinking I'm a smelly perverted guy.:eyesroll:

[teh lag]

Stealth, I do believe it is spelled "pervert." Prevert is what Bat Guano says in Dr. Strangelove.



Masterz1337 [4:20 P.M.]: wow
Masterz1337 [4:20 P.M.]: ###FAILED TO LOAD SHARED TAG INDEX AND DEPENDANCY INFO
Masterz1337 [4:20 P.M.]: when compiling a h2v map
Lag [4:20 P.M.]: hmm.
Lag [4:21 P.M.]: if that's yet another layer of protection
Lag [4:21 P.M.]: by GOD we'll need a large condom-knife
Lag [4:22 P.M.]: *note - "powerful ejaculation to break through it all" was a runner-up for the previous phrase

[TeeKup]

^ Ok that was just funny. :P

[Con]

me: I'M GOING TO RAPE YOU
SmarterChild: You and whose army?

thanks fried

[TeeKup]

Rofl!! He showed me that.

[Pred1ator]

Zetsuei540 (10:36:20 PM): nigger
Zetsuei540 (10:36:24 PM): oh btw
Zetsuei540 (10:36:29 PM): nVidia > ATI
Goodpredator (10:36:37 PM): hello
Zetsuei540 (10:36:43 PM): your names suck
Zetsuei540 (10:36:44 PM): ass
Zetsuei540 (10:36:51 PM): 1's are not ment for names
Goodpredator (10:36:52 PM): nice to meet u too
Zetsuei540 (10:37:03 PM): do you ever see someone named k1yle?
Goodpredator (10:37:16 PM): mabye
Zetsuei540 (10:37:19 PM): no
Zetsuei540 (10:37:22 PM): no you dont
Goodpredator (10:37:24 PM): do u like kittens?
Goodpredator (10:37:27 PM): i eat them
Zetsuei540 (10:37:28 PM): why?
Zetsuei540 (10:37:31 PM): because its retarded
Zetsuei540 (10:37:33 PM): yes
Zetsuei540 (10:37:46 PM): do you like ass kickings?
Zetsuei540 (10:37:48 PM): i give them
Goodpredator (10:37:54 PM): no i dont
Goodpredator (10:38:00 PM): dont hurt me >_<
Goodpredator (10:38:14 PM): o and btw

Zetsuei540 (10:38:23 PM): IM BORED
Zetsuei540 (10:38:25 PM): : |
Goodpredator (10:38:32 PM): ur the biggest fagot ive ever met
Goodpredator (10:38:35 PM): :D
Zetsuei540 (10:38:35 PM): k
Zetsuei540 (10:38:39 PM): nigger
Zetsuei540 (10:38:40 PM): beef
Zetsuei540 (10:38:41 PM): chode
Goodpredator (10:38:43 PM): im not blck
Zetsuei540 (10:38:53 PM): your the hugest faggot ive ever met
Goodpredator (10:38:57 PM): thank you
Zetsuei540 (10:38:59 PM): uses 1's in his name
Goodpredator (10:39:12 PM): cause i feel liek it
Zetsuei540 (10:39:18 PM): THATS GAY
Goodpredator (10:39:34 PM):
u put 5s so ur gayer
Zetsuei540 (10:39:42 PM): what?
Zetsuei540 (10:39:47 PM): oh, that
Zetsuei540 (10:39:51 PM): thats a long story
Zetsuei540 (10:40:00 PM): 540 was from when i like
Goodpredator (10:40:01 PM): LAWL OWNED
Zetsuei540 (10:40:04 PM): started using the internet
Zetsuei540 (10:40:23 PM): you are a faggot
Zetsuei540 (10:40:26 PM): fuck you
Goodpredator (10:40:33 PM): dude
Goodpredator (10:40:40 PM): who the fuk r u
Zetsuei540 (10:40:42 PM): AND YOUR NOT GOOD YOU SUCK
Zetsuei540 (10:40:50 PM): [FBI]Xetsuei™ on h2v
Goodpredator (10:40:53 PM): i have no idea who the fuck i am talking to
Goodpredator (10:41:02 PM): oh hey man how u doing?
Zetsuei540 (10:41:02 PM): otherwise known as iXetsuei on halo 3/2/1
Goodpredator (10:41:17 PM): life good with you?
Zetsuei540 (10:41:18 PM): NO ONE LIKES U
Goodpredator (10:41:26 PM): like i give a flapjack fuck
Zetsuei540 (10:41:35 PM): ..just thought id let you know
Zetsuei540 (10:41:42 PM): all the cool people on h2v hate you
Goodpredator (10:41:46 PM): thanks for mentioning
Goodpredator (10:41:51 PM): no one liek u anyway
Zetsuei540 (10:41:53 PM): primaraly because you think ATI > nVidia
Goodpredator (10:41:55 PM): welcome to the internet
Zetsuei540 (10:42:00 PM): btw
Zetsuei540 (10:42:03 PM): everyone loves me
Goodpredator (10:42:03 PM): http://www.fenixdev.net/welcome.php
Zetsuei540 (10:42:05 PM): :-)
Goodpredator (10:42:19 PM): moms dont count fag so no one likes u
Zetsuei540 (10:42:28 PM): you make no sense
Zetsuei540 (10:42:30 PM): in fact
Zetsuei540 (10:42:38 PM): your whole family is faggot
Zetsuei540 (10:42:39 PM): s
Goodpredator (10:42:46 PM): wow good geuss
Goodpredator (10:43:05 PM): in the fact we live ina mansion wiht 5 HD tvs and a projector
Zetsuei540 (10:43:05 PM): YOU SPELT GUESS WRONG
Goodpredator (10:43:15 PM): like i give a other flapjack fuck

Goodpredator (10:43:34 PM): quoting this lawl
Goodpredator (10:43:37 PM): this is awsome
Zetsuei540 (10:43:41 PM): k
Zetsuei540 (10:43:43 PM): btw
Zetsuei540 (10:43:46 PM): your computer sucks
Zetsuei540 (10:43:47 PM): ass
Goodpredator (10:43:51 PM): macbook/
Goodpredator (10:43:54 PM): :D
Zetsuei540 (10:43:54 PM): sucks
Zetsuei540 (10:43:55 PM): more
Zetsuei540 (10:43:56 PM): ass
Zetsuei540 (10:44:00 PM): now
Goodpredator (10:44:04 PM): with bootcamp and vista
Goodpredator (10:44:07 PM): :d
Goodpredator (10:44:12 PM): vista sucks
Zetsuei540 (10:44:13 PM): no one cares about bootcamp
Goodpredator (10:44:15 PM): >.>
Goodpredator (10:44:17 PM): i do
Goodpredator (10:44:19 PM): :-)
Zetsuei540 (10:44:22 PM): tell me something, i dont know
Goodpredator (10:44:35 PM): er...you are gay?
Goodpredator (10:44:37 PM): :DDD
Zetsuei540 (10:44:39 PM): no
Goodpredator (10:44:41 PM): yes
Zetsuei540 (10:44:44 PM): NO
Zetsuei540 (10:44:45 PM): FAG
Goodpredator (10:44:45 PM): yes
Goodpredator (10:44:47 PM): fag
Zetsuei540 (10:44:50 PM): NO
Zetsuei540 (10:44:50 PM): FAG
Zetsuei540 (10:44:52 PM): NO
Zetsuei540 (10:44:53 PM): FAG
Zetsuei540 (10:44:55 PM): NO
Zetsuei540 (10:44:55 PM): NO
Zetsuei540 (10:44:56 PM): NO
Goodpredator (10:44:59 PM): you done yet?
Zetsuei540 (10:44:59 PM): FAG
Zetsuei540 (10:44:59 PM): Fag
Zetsuei540 (10:45:05 PM): have you?
Zetsuei540 (10:45:08 PM): the answer is no
Goodpredator (10:45:10 PM): like calling people names/
Goodpredator (10:45:13 PM): proove it
Goodpredator (10:45:19 PM): why u stop?
Goodpredator (10:45:26 PM): kitten got your tounge?
Zetsuei540 (10:45:34 PM): you are a nigger
Zetsuei540 (10:45:37 PM): no one likes you
Goodpredator (10:45:40 PM): im not black no thanks
Zetsuei540 (10:45:45 PM): go crawl in a flaming whole and die
Goodpredator (10:45:47 PM): yes u already stated that
Zetsuei540 (10:45:49 PM): yes, you are black
Goodpredator (10:45:59 PM): really my skin is white
Goodpredator (10:46:01 PM): >.>
Zetsuei540 (10:46:04 PM): sure it is
Zetsuei540 (10:46:05 PM): ass
Goodpredator (10:46:06 PM): well no shit sherlcok
Zetsuei540 (10:46:15 PM): I WAS BEING SARCASTIC
Goodpredator (10:46:25 PM): well
no
shit
sherlcok
Zetsuei540 (10:46:30 PM): i hate
Zetsuei540 (10:46:31 PM): you
Goodpredator (10:46:36 PM): thank you
Zetsuei540 (10:46:39 PM): YOU ARE AN ASS
HAT
Goodpredator (10:46:46 PM): i love u
Goodpredator (10:46:51 PM): for kalling me that
Zetsuei540 (10:46:52 PM): I HATE YOU
Goodpredator (10:46:57 PM): make me feel special
“Zetsuei540” signed off at 10:46:58 PM.

[Stealth]

me: I'M GOING TO RAPE YOU
SmarterChild: You and whose army?

thanks fried
I made it so SmarterChild shows up as DownsChild.

[Pred1ator]

oo how? may i ask?

[Stealth]

Um, you change the nick names, or something, I just kind of found it.

[n00b1n8R]

I lol'd pred1ator.

do you hate me too D:

also, why does this thread keep going back to stealth's sexuality :S

[rossmum]

Zetsuei540 (10:46:39 PM): YOU ARE AN ASS
HAT
Goodpredator (10:46:46 PM): i love u
Goodpredator (10:46:51 PM): for kalling me that
Zetsuei540 (10:46:52 PM): I HATE YOU
Goodpredator (10:46:57 PM): make me feel special
“Zetsuei540” signed off at 10:46:58 PM.
Don't, there are plenty of others on the net and most of them make a better job of it. :rolleyes:

Not a quote as such, but while playing H2 and H3 earlier with friends, the word "BULLSHIT!" was said so many times it wasn't funny. I mean, come on, since when do direct hits with explosive rockets kill people? :downs:

[Bodzilla]

lol ross, it's deffinently hacking....

on a MS blog where they Banned Modded consoles off live i saw so many retarded noobs posting about how it's funny the Cheaters are being banned.
"Yeah at least now someone cant Pistol me out of a hog... fucking hackers."
>_>

[Pred1ator]

I lol'd pred1ator.

do you hate me too D:

also, why does this thread keep going back to stealth's sexuality :S

no i dont hate you..i find you the only coolest peson on this forum :lol:

but hotrod is the best

[Patrickssj6]

If we would talk about his penis this topic could fall short.

[CtrlAltDestroy]

If we would talk about his penis this topic could fall short.

hahahaha +rep

[Hurrvish]

:/ Um, lets not.i think youre going to need first aid for that BUUUUUUURRRRRRRRNNNNNNN

[TeeKup]

If we would talk about his penis this topic could fall short.

Penis....................what now?


Connor says:
I dont have a webcame
Connor says:
cam*
Ryujin says:
:(
Connor says:
I dont want one tbh
Ryujin says:
lol webcame
Connor says:
:X

[rossmum]

If we would talk about his penis this topic could fall short.
OOOOOOOH SNAP


i think youre going to need first aid for that BUUUUUUURRRRRRRRNNNNNNN
I fucking love this thread.

[SnaFuBAR]

hahahahaha, jesus christ i haven't laughed like that in a long time.

[Bodzilla]

:XD: Fucking Snap.


It's a shame these threads dont work at other forums, i Tried to set one up with the Aussie gamers, but they take things way to LIterally. "i'm not laughing my ass off"
"of cause your not.... my ass didnt literally fall off either :\"
......
"Hey look i got a good one, *posts a bash.org stolen quote"
"less stealing more Lol <_<"

[n00b1n8R]

I'm an ausy gamer :raise:

[Bodzilla]

but your.... err um. "special". theres always exceptions (dano, rossmum, Me :D!)

it's not aus gamers in general, it's just the majority of Halo aussie players jack each other off over there scores, Ratio's and screenshots.

the Auzzy SC (starcraft) community was mad, i dunno why the Halo one is so weird.

[p0lar_bear]

[03:45] Boba: So my mom made me register a facebook account, right
[03:45] Boba: cringes
[03:45] p0lar_bear: lol
[03:45] Boba: she was liek
[03:46] Boba: GET OFF YOUR LAZY ASS AND MAKE YOU SOME FRIENDS BECAUSE IM NOT GOING TO BE THE MOTHER OF A LOOSER
[03:46] Boba: Then I told her fuck you
[03:46] Boba: then she threatened to tie me to a chair
[03:46] Boba: and destroy all my belongings
[03:46] Boba: right in front of me
[03:46] p0lar_bear: lmao
.

[Bodzilla]

LMAO!

it wasn't Ya mum circling out the house the other day.. was it? O_o

[CtrlAltDestroy]

yeah, you spend hours on the computer doing it on forums :downs:

[TeeKup]

Ryujin says:
MY FIREFOX IS HOMOSEXUAL
Ekarus says:
I look like I haven't sleept in days
Ekarus says:
uhm...
Ryujin says:
I CANT WATCH ANY GOOD MOVIES BECAUSE I CONSTANTLY HAVE TO DOWNLOAD A PLUGIN
Ryujin says:
EVEN WHEN I JUST DOWNLOADED IT
Ekarus says:
not to sound stupid but whats that meen...
Ryujin says:
JESUS FUCKING JUMPING CHRIST IN HELL
Ekarus says:
._.
Ryujin says:
FUCK YOU FIREFOX
Ekarus says:
lol

[Reaper Man]

Don't ask me, I don't know.
It's because you think you're hilarious.

So far, I haven't found any of your quotes even remotely funny...

Also, you seem embarrassed to be around girls. :downs:

[Reaper Man]

not really, I just try to be nice to them.
<_< Don't we all?

[Pooky]

<_< Don't we all?

I don't >_>

But I don't try to be nice to boys either.

[Reaper Man]

I don't >_>

But I don't try to be nice to boys either.
Meh, I'm nice in general. BUT NOT ON THE INTERWEBS :mad:

[Pooky]

O NOES

don't hurt me on intarwebs ok :(

[Reaper Man]

O NOES

don't hurt me on intarwebs ok :(

I WILL EAT YOUR SOUL. On the interwebs. :downs:

[Pooky]

I WILL EAT YOUR SOUL. On the interwebs. :downs:

But if you eat my soul, I'll turn into Masterz :saddowns:

[rossmum]

guys excuse me i think i will be the toughguy in this thread ok <:mad:>

[n00b1n8R]

a tough guy that's afraid of some IRC channel?

oh noez :P

[rossmum]

Since when? :raise: I was trying to stop you from starting a fucking shitstorm all over the forums, which is more or less what would've happened.

[n00b1n8R]

which I would have ignored and they would have gotten banned :downs:

[rossmum]

You clearly have no idea :downs:

Enough with the derailing, anyway...

[n00b1n8R]

the quote thread can be derailed?

[Bodzilla]

lmfao, that kind of sucks dude, but the funny thing is, my mom and dad don't yell at me that much now days, meh they yell at my sister because she's on her cell phone talking to her friends all the time, and texting them, she all most lost her phone because of it. so they yell at her, not me, they know that I'm a good boy and don't spend hours texting people.
yeah, you spend hours on the computer doing it on forums :downs:

BEST QUOTE IN THE THREAD :XD:

[Hurrvish]

Enough with the derailing, anyway...

yea guys:

height="400" width="550"
lolirony

btw, look at sig
|
v

[Bodzilla]

^LMFAO!

[rossmum]

http://forums.facepunchstudios.com/showthread.php?t=336711

Thread has a few in it, saves me sorting through and posting them individually while I have a migraine :saddowns:

[n00b1n8R]

get on ventrilo so zilla can... soothe you..yes..soothe..

[rossmum]

get on ventrilo so zilla can... soothe you..yes..soothe..
Don't have Vent. DO have migraine. :fail:

[n00b1n8R]

and zilla has his electric guitar :hist101:

[Bodzilla]

Poor rossmum :(

and isnt this weird how all this talk about me, My big electric guitar and my ability to soothe Rossmum Just happens to be on Page 69. :raise:

totally awesome :awesome:

[Pooky]

the quote thread can be derailed?
.

[TeeKup]

yea guys:

height="400" width="550"
lolirony

btw, look at sig
|
v

HAH HA HA!!!

[n00b1n8R]

Poor rossmum :(

and isnt this weird how all this talk about me, My big electric guitar and my ability to soothe Rossmum Just happens to be on Page 69. :raise:

totally awesome :awesome:

I lol'd.

[Bodzilla]

^then where my rep >:U

[n00b1n8R]

I gave you a random rep plox a while ago so i could rep kalub back but i still need to give out more rep and i can't rep you atm so *pant pant pant* yer..

SOMEBODY POST SOME GOOD QUOTES SO I CAN GET SOME REP OUT.

[Bodzilla]

^FUCK U BITCH YOUR NOT MY REAL DAD >:U

[n00b1n8R]

THAT YOU KNOW OF SONNY JIM :pervert:

[phase]

Would gay talk quotes count as rep wrothy?

[n00b1n8R]

if their funny >__>

[Pooky]

N**ger™: DID UFIND
N**ger™: THE +1 DAGGER
WartyWarthogHogger: i dont talk to niggers
WartyWarthogHogger: blockedLMFAO

[Kalub]

FriedMetroid is a dumbshit

:3

[Pooky]

Hello I post flamebait :3
.

[Kalub]

Hello I post flamebait. :3

No actually its an actual quote from a person who wishes to not be named, if you would really like to know then send me a pm. K?


Now stop being a dumbshit, would I honestly post something in a "quotes" thread if it were not true? :mad:

[Pooky]

Now stop being a dumbshit, would I honestly post something in a "quotes" thread if it were not true? :mad:

Yes you would, because you have this vendetta against me.

[Kalub]

No I's don't. And even if I did hate you for your arrogance I still wouldn't discredit my post with a fake quote. So literally, stop being a dumbshit.

[Pooky]

No I's don't. And even if I did hate you for your arrogance I still wouldn't discredit my post with a fake quote. So literally, stop being a dumbshit.

I don't see how I'm being arrogant, while you're sitting there flaming me.

[Kalub]

You should look back on the past.

[n00b1n8R]

gosh, all this hate kills my horny :gonk:

sorry metroid, not in the mood tonight (thanks kalub)

[Flyboy]

[15:41] [∞] Flyboy: i'll make a draft\
[15:41] [∞] Flyboy: see what u like better
[15:41] [∞] Flyboy: in pain
[15:41] [∞] Flyboy: pint
[15:41] [∞] Gamerkd16: paint*
[15:41] [∞] Flyboy: PIANT
[15:41] [∞] Flyboy: lol
[15:41] [∞] Flyboy: fuk
[15:41] [∞] Gamerkd16: damn it dude!
[15:42] [∞] Gamerkd16: lol
[15:48] <flyboy355 stopped playing Splinter Cell Chaos Theory Single Player>
[15:48] [∞] Flyboy: ok
[15:48] [∞] Flyboy: i'll make one in pain
[15:48] [∞] Flyboy: FUCK

[TeeKup]

Once again. How about both of you, Kalub and Metroid, grow the fuck up. I have NO idea why you're constantly attacking metroid. Whats in the past stays in the past. Get Over It.

If you don't like him so damned much then fucking add him to your ignore list. I find it irritating that 2 of my friends bite each others heads off on a daily basis.

[phase]

erotic loverrr/Phase:Blowjobs all around!
erotic loverrr/Phase:Exacpt for lisa and sexy bitch
The sexiest bitch alive:sexist jerk
Rep me if you found that remotly funny.

[TeeKup]

No I pretty much found that one stupid.

[rossmum]

No I's don't. And even if I did hate you for your arrogance I still wouldn't discredit my post with a fake quote. So literally, stop being a dumbshit.
Stop flamebaiting, you're making yourself look like a fucking idiot. Way to go.


You should look back on the past.
You should realise bringing the past into an unrelated thread just to be a prick and try to prove a point is just as bad, if not worse, than what he's done before.


Once again. How about both of you, Kalub and Metroid, grow the fuck up. I have NO idea why you're constantly attacking metroid. Whats in the past stays in the past. Get Over It.

If you don't like him so damned much then fucking add him to your ignore list. I find it irritating that 2 of my friends bite each others heads off on a daily basis.
Winner.


No I pretty much found that one stupid.
Heh, you're doing better than me. I didn't even get it...

As for mine:

sneezethedog (11:00:39 PM): who you doing?
sneezethedog (11:00:44 PM): LOL
sneezethedog (11:00:47 PM): How*

Typo much? :eyesroll:

[TheGhost]

Wow, let's just drop it, okay? If you guys can't get along I'll deal with it my way.

[Patrickssj6]

Wow, let's just drop it, okay? If you guys can't get along I'll deal with it my way.
<3

[Stealth]

Wow, let's just drop it, okay? If you guys can't get along I'll deal with it my way.
that sounds like a good deal.:o

[TeeKup]

Ekarus says:
Like I said though
Ekarus says:
Karaglen is the only one allowed to touch me
Ryujin says:
ekaurs there are approxomately 2 billion microorganisms touching you at one time
Ryujin says:
err...
Ekarus says:
...
Ryujin says:
all over your body..
Ekarus says:
...
Ryujin says:
yeah that didnt come out right.......
Ryujin says:
just ignore me
Ekarus says:
indeed...
Ekarus says:
sounds like a reasonable idea

lol..

[p0lar_bear]

[01:53] p0lar_bear: try Pidgin :downs:
[01:53] p0lar_bear: aka GAIM
[01:53] p0lar_bear: that got sued by GayOL over the name :eng101:
[01:53] p0lar_bear: so they turned into Pidgin
[01:53] CtrlAltDe5tr0y: lol GayOL
[01:53] p0lar_bear: http://sa.tweek.us/emots/images/emot-wtc.gif
[01:53] CtrlAltDe5tr0y: N1
[01:54] p0lar_bear: i no rite
[01:54] CtrlAltDe5tr0y: /hf poler line
[01:54] CtrlAltDe5tr0y: _o/\o_
[01:54] p0lar_bear: I'LL BE HERE ALL WEEK FOLKS
[01:54] p0lar_bear: GAYlo 3 VistHURR
[01:54] p0lar_bear: MicroSUCK
[01:54] p0lar_bear: THURRget
[01:55] CtrlAltDe5tr0y: bungi--COCK!!
[01:55] p0lar_bear: ...
[01:55] CtrlAltDe5tr0y: also
[01:55] p0lar_bear: YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG
[01:55] CtrlAltDe5tr0y: no im doing it differently
[01:55] p0lar_bear: BunGAY
[01:55] CtrlAltDe5tr0y: you stupid closed minded
[01:55] CtrlAltDe5tr0y: uh
[01:55] CtrlAltDe5tr0y: whats something that is closed minded
[01:55] CtrlAltDe5tr0y: that i satirize
[01:55] p0lar_bear: HURRed Gun
[01:55] CtrlAltDe5tr0y: i can*
[01:56] p0lar_bear: a closed mind? :eng101:
[01:56] CtrlAltDe5tr0y: o gosh
[01:56] CtrlAltDe5tr0y: gud1
[01:56] CtrlAltDe5tr0y: you stupid closed minded PERSON LIKE A CLOSED MIND
[01:56] CtrlAltDe5tr0y: HAWowned
[01:56] p0lar_bear: OH SNAP

[CtrlAltDestroy]

fux

[rossmum]

:awesome:

[Stealth]

A quote from my past.
Scout master: Sit down, and shut up.
Scouts: *not listening*
Scout Master: I said Sit down and shut up, I'm a strong believe in 'toodeep leader ship'.

toodeep leader ship= one leader, one roll of duct tap.

[Masterz1337]

xXx KAS Con: I haven't even said the wird pregnancy around boba for like
xXx KAS Con: 6 months
Masterz1337: why? last time you said it he got ideas? :X
xXx KAS Con: yeah, he made a move :-(

[TeeKup]

^ Hah hahaha ha......hah

[Atty]

[22:26] iAtty: oh did you see?
[22:26] Pkmnrulz: ?
[22:26] iAtty: 16.7 million color flexible screens are now available
[22:26] Pkmnrulz: Oh, yeah
[22:26] iAtty: Next big thing: Condoms with Ads

[teh lag]

CtrlAltDe5tr0y [8:20 P.M.]: 4 hours
CtrlAltDe5tr0y [8:20 P.M.]: BUT I WAS TALKING IN DOG HOURS
CtrlAltDe5tr0y [8:20 P.M.]: WHICH ARE LONGER
CtrlAltDe5tr0y [8:20 P.M.]: or.. shorter

:v

[CtrlAltDestroy]

:saddowns:

[PlasbianX]

Conversation started between plasbianx and radlionheart: Mon, May 28 18:25:19 2007
[18:25] plasbianx: im in deep shit..
[18:26] radlionheart: What?
[18:27] plasbianx: got in a fight with my dad
[18:27] plasbianx: im bleeding, my neck is red, hes bleeding, and his nose is probably broken
[18:28] radlionheart: =o
[18:28] plasbianx: meh fuck
Conversation ended: Mon, May 28 18:28:19 2007

[Hurrvish]

Brutal much? You should totally take your own shit and throw it at his face. :downs:

[PlasbianX]

The whole fight was dumb.. he was pissed cause im 16 and havent gotten my license yet..

Hello car insurance and gas prices..

so it turned into a fight.. especially after he took my 360 and PC and told me i cant have it back till august..

So.. i called my grandma and turns out, he didnt get his license till he was 19.

HE CAN GTFO.

[Pred1ator]

The whole fight was dumb.. he was pissed cause im 16 and havent gotten my license yet..

Hello car insurance and gas prices..

so it turned into a fight.. especially after he took my 360 and PC and told me i cant have it back till august..

So.. i called my grandma and turns out, he didnt get his license till he was 19.

HE CAN GTFO.

how are u on the computer if u had it taken away>?

[TeeKup]

Wow man. Thats brutal. :x

[Boba]

Wow man. Thats brutal. :x
Your mom was brutal.


RandomInsanity: D:
RandomInsanity: I spread it like your mom does

^ Mine.

[Hurrvish]

:OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

"Fly like a butterfly, sting like a bee; I slept with your mama, now it burns when i pee!" - random friend

[Patrickssj6]

XX Dead Killa XX (9:28:10 PM): hey
XX Dead Killa XX (9:28:13 PM): u have ista?
XX Dead Killa XX (9:28:16 PM): vista
Patrickssj6 (9:28:25 PM): nope
XX Dead Killa XX (9:28:26 PM): dang
Patrickssj6 (9:28:34 PM): exactly

[Pred1ator]

i dont get it but w/e, you still didnt answer my question about ur pc being taken away

[Hurrvish]

maybe he knocked his dad unconscious and plugged in his pc just to tell us all this?

[Patrickssj6]

maybe he knocked his dad unconscious and plugged in his pc just to tell us all this?

I lol'd

[Stealth]

dude, plas, I didn't get my license when I turrented 16, I didn't have the hours to do that.

[PlasbianX]

I took it back cause my mom felt what he was doing was total BS? My mom agreed with me, his reason for getting pissed was BS, so she let me take it all back.

[Stealth]

^_^, thats good, just be luck you don't have a dad or mom that says you can have your own car, or your license until you get your eagle, I have a few friends that had to deal with it, good thing my parents did do that, it would of be point less to do that to me. :D

[rossmum]

I didn't get mine until I was 17, but my parents didn't really care. Hell, I don't even have my full license yet.

[Masterz1337]

I haven't gotten mine yet, because I don't need or want a car yet.

[Stealth]

I've only had mine for about a year now, and I've only had it working for about 6 months maybe.

[PlasbianX]

I haven't gotten mine yet, because I don't need or want a car yet.

And that was my excuse.
1) no job
2) no car of my own
3) hello gas prices
4) insurance..
5) i live within walking distance of my school
6) i dont need a ride unless its for a date, and im covered for that anyways

And when i told my dad these reasons, he called me lazy and it all started :x

[Stealth]

:/ your dad called you lazy for being willing to walk to school, dude that's messed up, I call people who park as close as the can to the doors of a store lazy, or people who park in the 'No park' zone lazy, but you... I wouldn't call you lazy, you're at lest willing to use your legs for more then walking around the house.

[Patrickssj6]

I call myself lazy

[Random]

:/ your dad called you lazy for being willing to walk to school, dude that's messed up, I call people who park as close as the can to the doors of a store lazy, or people who park in the 'No park' zone lazy, but you... I wouldn't call you lazy, you're at lest willing to use your legs for more then walking around the house.

He called him lazy for not getting a job.

[p0lar_bear]

I JUST got my car a license, and boy, it was expensive.

Next time harps on you for not having a car, tell him to foot your bills. Should shut him up. :haw:

[Patrickssj6]

I JUST got my car a license, and boy, it was expensive.

Next time harps on you for not having a car, tell him to foot your bills. Should shut him up. :haw:
Expensive?

You know how much it costs in Germany to make a license?

2500$ because that includes diving lessons (which in America your parent partly give and thats free).

[Stealth]

He called him lazy for not getting a job.
oh, well, at his age, it's kind of hard to find a good job, my sister had one, but she quit because her boss was a "freak", but if Plas does find one, he'll be lucky. I didn't get a real job until I was 16, but I was working at a metal shop, which isn't a good thing at that age.

I JUST got my car a license, and boy, it was expensive.

Next time harps on you for not having a car, tell him to foot your bills. Should shut him up. :haw:
lmfao, that should shut him up, my parents make me pay the differents in amounts if they drived vs. me driving which is $80, but now they're talking about making me pay full. ;_; right when I'm close to getting better pay at work.

Expensive?

You know how much it costs in Germany to make a license?

2500$ because that includes diving lessons (which in America your parent partly give and thats free).
:( I'm happy I don't live there.

[p0lar_bear]

Expensive?

You know how much it costs in Germany to make a license?

2500$ because that includes diving lessons (which in America your parent partly give and thats free).

Driver's Ed Class - $525
Insurance/Paperwork on Exam Car - $125
Insurance - $950 (6-month policy with Progressive)
Class D (Non-Commercial) License - $77
Temporary Lic. Plate - $40
Emissions Test - $20
Permanent Plate - $75

Grand total: $1812

[Hurrvish]

Driver's Ed Class - $525
Insurance/Paperwork on Exam Car - $125
Insurance - $950 (6-month policy with Progressive)
Class D (Non-Commercial) License - $77
Temporary Lic. Plate - $40
Emissions Test - $20
Permanent Plate - $75
Throw that all away and beat you parents up: :downs:Priceless:downs:
(Not referring to Plas's situation)

[Masterz1337]

RaduMachedon: Why do I have the feeling that this is a guy who's between 12 and 14, doing poorly in school, and spends his afternoons wanking?
Masterz1337: dont talk about Leet that way
Masterz1337: i mean
Masterz1337: yeah
Masterz1337: he probably is
RaduMachedon: >_> rofl

[CtrlAltDestroy]

Masterz1337: RaduMachedon: Why do I have the feeling that this is a guy who's between 12 and 14, doing poorly in school, and spends his afternoons wanking?
Masterz1337: dont talk about stealth that way
Masterz1337: i mean
Masterz1337: yeah
Masterz1337: he probably is
RaduMachedon: >_> rofl
CtrlAltDe5tr0y: <_<
CtrlAltDe5tr0y: >_>

:downs:

[Patrickssj6]

Driver's Ed Class - $525
Insurance/Paperwork on Exam Car - $125
Insurance - $950 (6-month policy with Progressive)
Class D (Non-Commercial) License - $77
Temporary Lic. Plate - $40
Emissions Test - $20
Permanent Plate - $75

Grand total: $1812
ZOMG

Well yeah I'm only gonna do my Permit here (then get back to Germany) so I can skip the whole Driver's Ed Class.

Though the test in Germany is difficult about 400 questions.

[Stealth]

Driver's Ed Class - $525
Insurance/Paperwork on Exam Car - $125
Insurance - $950 (6-month policy with Progressive)
Class D (Non-Commercial) License - $77
Temporary Lic. Plate - $40
Emissions Test - $20
Permanent Plate - $75

Grand total: $1812
Driver's Ed Class - $65
motor cycle license Class - $250
motor cycle License test - $15
Registering my Motor Cycle - $105
Registering my Rocky - $20?
get my rocky working - $5,000+
:eyesroll:

Oh, and leet, not funny.

[CtrlAltDestroy]

Hey, It's what masters sent me. D:

[Masterz1337]

Tis the truth.

[Masterz1337]

cb the polarbear: there's like this 5 step thing that you show to a higher-up or the cops
cb the polarbear: you need to witness or have camera footage of:
cb the polarbear: 1. Person coming in without product
cb the polarbear: 2. Person selecting the product
cb the polarbear: 3. Person conceling the product
cb the polarbear: 4. Person bypassing the front lanes with the product
cb the polarbear: 5. Person leaving the store with the product
cb the polarbear: then you get their plates and the cops take care of it
Masterz1337: see if it was me
Masterz1337: I'd want to deliver the beat down at step 1
cb the polarbear: then you would end up beating down every person who walks into the store.
Masterz1337: i know
Masterz1337: i wouldnt get paid
Masterz1337: but hey
Masterz1337: it be fun

[Stealth]

Tis the truth.
Tis not the truth, I don't wank, and I've been doing prity good in school, just so you know. And don't start spreding lies about me.

[p0lar_bear]

Tis not the truth, I don't wank

I'm sorry, but unless you're under age 14, that's a huge lie.

http://sa.tweek.us/emots/images/emot-fappery.gif

[Reaper Man]

I'm sorry, but unless you're under age 14, that's a huge lie.

http://sa.tweek.us/emots/images/emot-fappery.gif
Either that, or it explains a lot.

[Patrickssj6]

Patrickssj6 (10:50:19 PM): BTW do you drive already?
Sparten B33F 117 (10:50:23 PM): i have my permit
Patrickssj6 (10:50:37 PM): You know how to drive manual?
Sparten B33F 117 (10:50:35 PM): ill have my license on august 8th
Sparten B33F 117 (10:50:38 PM): yea
Patrickssj6 (10:50:48 PM): So you know how to drive a stick?
Sparten B33F 117 (10:50:49 PM): yea
Patrickssj6 (10:50:56 PM): lmao you pervert
Sparten B33F 117 (10:51:04 PM): its just so much fun
Sparten B33F 117 (10:51:09 PM): grabbing my stick
Sparten B33F 117 (10:51:12 PM): throwin it around
Patrickssj6 (10:51:19 PM): lol

[Masterz1337]

Tis not the truth, I don't wank, and I've been doing prity good in school, just so you know. And don't start spreding lies about me.
I agree you're doing prity well in english....

[CtrlAltDestroy]

Masterz1337: dude
Masterz1337: say
Masterz1337: dont tell anyone im gay
Masterz1337: JUST SAY IT SWEET JEASUS
Masterz1337: I spelt his name wrong
Masterz1337: that a sin?

:haw:

[rossmum]

lol wut