Post your quotes #2

[p0lar_bear]

[01:28] p0lar_bear: which edition
[01:28] Timo: home premium
[01:28] Timo: Ultimate was $100 more expensive, $250
[01:28] p0lar_bear: ultimate only $250?
[01:28] Timo: OEM
[01:29] p0lar_bear: oh
[01:29] Timo: It's like $700 for the retail
[01:29] p0lar_bear: I hope you're talking NZD
[01:29] Timo: Yes
[01:29] Timo: That's like $1000USD
[01:29] p0lar_bear: oh, ok
[01:29] p0lar_bear: !!!
[01:29] p0lar_bear: WHAT
[01:30] Timo:
700 U.S. dollars = 963.523744 New Zealand dollars
[01:30] Timo: oh wrong way
[01:30] p0lar_bear: vista ultimate is only like $450 at target
[01:30] p0lar_bear: lol dumbass

[n00b1n8R]

and new PC games cost $100 >:|

[Atty]

I'm fleeing the scene!


You had to be there to understand the extreme lulz

[n00b1n8R]

I don't wank!!

lolwut?

EVERYONE CREEP OUT STEALTH!
:fap:

[Bodzilla]

Stealth:Tis not the truth, I don't wank, and I've been doing prity good in school, just so you know. And don't start spreding lies about me.
p0lar_bear: I'm sorry, but unless you're under age 14, that's a huge lie.

http://sa.tweek.us/emots/images/emot-fappery.gif
Reaper Man: Either that, or it explains a lot.
Guess who just got a new signature
:v

EDIT: god fucking dammit ^That is NOT 5 LINES!!!!

why does it only allow 5 lines IN THE EDITOR!111 and not in the actual sig.
fix plz. i love my quote signatures :( i'll love u long time :wub:

[n00b1n8R]

me too >:[

[rossmum]

Guess who just got a new signature
:v

EDIT: god fucking dammit ^That is NOT 5 LINES!!!!

why does it only allow 5 lines IN THE EDITOR!111 and not in the actual sig.
fix plz. i love my quote signatures :( i'll love u long time :wub:
Just put the :fap: on the same line as the rest of the post it came from.

[Reaper Man]

Tis not the truth, I don't wank, and I've been doing prity good in school, just so you know. And don't start spreding lies about me.
But wanking is fun, gosh. :eng101:

[rossmum]

also,

But wanking is normal, gosh. :eng101:
you forgot that http://sa.tweek.us/emots/images/emot-eng99.gif

[Reaper Man]

also,

you forgot that http://sa.tweek.us/emots/images/emot-eng99.gif
And it's healthy too :eng101:

[Pred1ator]

my friend rehearsing his presentation: "Orikata also made the first book on origami published in 1845, he was also the one to publish book on origami and WWII

me: dude that wrong....

my friend: how?

me: cause world war two happened in the 1940s dumbass

[Hurrvish]

"I....... thought that if i did it standing up..... I couldn't get pregnant" - Girl in health video

[phase]

http://www.megaupload.com/?d=YLD0Y9JC
A chatlog of an xfire chatroom I was invited too.

[Bodzilla]

Just put the :fap: on the same line as the rest of the post it came from.

u honestly don't think i already tried that....
>: (

edit:


Stealth:Tis not the truth, I don't wank,..... don't start spreding lies about me.
p0lar_bear: I'm sorry, but unless you're under age 14, that's a huge lie.http://sa.tweek.us/emots/images/emot-fappery.gif
Reaper Man: Either that, or it explains a lot.
OMGLINESS I GOT A BIG FUCKING MEDAL! <3 random (http://h2vista.net/forums/showpost.php?p=35902&postcount=28)


1. Your signature contains too many lines and must be shortened. You may only have up to 5 line(s).

[rossmum]

Take the quotebox out, then.

[n00b1n8R]

HERASY!!
BURN THE WHICH!!

[CtrlAltDestroy]

HERASY!!
BURN THE WHICH!!

:fail:

[teh lag]

Masterz1337 [6:50 P.M.]: ...my dad told me eb calle
Masterz1337 [6:50 P.M.]: called
Masterz1337 [6:50 P.M.]: to say h2v will be in tomarow
Masterz1337 [6:50 P.M.]: so he asks me what i need to bring
Masterz1337 [6:50 P.M.]: i say pre- order, 60 dollars, and birth control
Masterz1337 [6:50 P.M.]: rather than birth card

Secrets and liez!

[TeeKup]

Stealth:Tis not the truth, I don't wank,..... don't start spreding lies about me.
p0lar_bear: I'm sorry, but unless you're under age 14, that's a huge lie.http://sa.tweek.us/emots/images/emot-fappery.gif
Reaper Man: Either that, or it explains a lot.

Oh jesus christ. Thats hilarious, omfg I'm so sorry but I can't stop laughing.

[Stealth]

I got one word for you that'll Explain why I don't "wank"
and that word is....

Mormon! (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mormons)
Yes most mormon Adults have sex every chance they get. but they froun apon people having sex be for they're maried. >.> Mormons like to save that first fuck for some one they've maried. like on the honny moon.:eyesroll:

[TeeKup]

Oh. Thats understandable then.

Also stealth, read a goddamn Spelling and Grammar book.

EDIT: I got one, from Halo 2. It's from my favorite character, Sgt. Stacker

Hey if you suck thats your own damn fault!

[Stealth]

Oh. Thats understandable then.

Also stealth, read a goddamn Spelling and Grammar book.

EDIT: I got one, from Halo 2. It's from my favorite character, Sgt. Stacker
the closest thing to one that I have, is in Germen

[Patrickssj6]

the closest thing to one that I have, is in Germen
You and german?

[Stealth]

>.> took a german class in high school my mom knows some german.

[TeeKup]

Gut Heimlichkeit, mu&#223;t du englischeres erlernen. Verstehen?

[Stealth]

Ja...
>.>
I'm working on inporving my speeling, it's really inporved over the years months.

[Patrickssj6]

Euer Deutsch ist der letzte Scheiss.

Ihr koennt des so vergessen.

[TeeKup]

Euer Deutsch ist der letzte Scheiss.

Ihr koennt des so vergessen.

Wie beleidigend :(

EDIT: Lol look at my post count. I'm evil. :3

[Stealth]

heh, funny.

[Masterz1337]

CtrlAltDe5tr0y: we need more humans
CtrlAltDe5tr0y: allies
CtrlAltDe5tr0y: LIKE DOGS
CtrlAltDe5tr0y: AND HORSES
CtrlAltDe5tr0y: AND KITTY CATS
CtrlAltDe5tr0y: OMG PONIES
Masterz1337: OMG
Masterz1337: MASTER CHIEF SHOULD RIDE A HORSE INTO BATTLE
Masterz1337: AND
CtrlAltDe5tr0y: YES
CtrlAltDe5tr0y: CAVALRYYY
Masterz1337: CALAVARY CHARGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEe
Masterz1337: and all the grunts will be like
Masterz1337: NIPPLE
Masterz1337: and then the horses will trample them
Masterz1337: and they dide
Masterz1337: die*
CtrlAltDe5tr0y: LOL OMG YES
CtrlAltDe5tr0y: AND
CtrlAltDe5tr0y: AND
CtrlAltDe5tr0y: AND
CtrlAltDe5tr0y: AND
CtrlAltDe5tr0y: uh
CtrlAltDe5tr0y: AND
CtrlAltDe5tr0y: FLYING COWS
CtrlAltDe5tr0y: THAT ATTACK
CtrlAltDe5tr0y: BY LACTATING
CtrlAltDe5tr0y: ONTO ENEMIES
CtrlAltDe5tr0y: BUT INSTEAD OF MILK
CtrlAltDe5tr0y: ITS ACID
CtrlAltDe5tr0y: OMG YES
Masterz1337: no that ideas lame
Masterz1337: what if though
Masterz1337: we had flying cows
Masterz1337: that would attack by lactating on enemies?
CtrlAltDe5tr0y: NO ITS AMAZING ADMIT IT
CtrlAltDe5tr0y: omg yes
CtrlAltDe5tr0y: gr8 idea i wouldve never through of it
CtrlAltDe5tr0y: u r a genius
Masterz1337: i kno rite!!!!!

[n00b1n8R]

recreate those animal things from the pre xbox trailer god damnit!

[Bodzilla]

I got one word for you that'll Explain why I don't "wank"
and that word is....
Mormon! (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mormons)
Yes most mormon Adults have sex every chance they get. but they froun apon people having sex be for they're maried. >.> Mormons like to save that first fuck for some one they've maried. like on the honny moon.:eyesroll:
mormons say they dont wank...

but we all know the truth. Am i rite fellas?

[Stealth]

>.> no, Mormons don't look at porn, and they only have sex when they're maried, once maried they wank every chance they get, why do you think most mormon familys have so many kids.
Oh, and Bodzilla, please remove that from quote from you sig, and lets drop this.

[rossmum]

Why should he remove it? He has every right to leave it there... also, you obviously don't know what the word 'wank' means. Wanking does not cause children.

[Stealth]

>.> ok, I've looked it up, and I still say I don't wank, and I really do wish you guys would leave me alone about that kind of stuff. And stop joking about to. And lets move onto a new subject, one that doesn't have any thing to do about me.

[Masterz1337]

I wanked next to your mom and made a mess :(

[n00b1n8R]

grow the fuck up guys :P

[Stealth]

I wanked next to your mom and made a mess :(
Ok, if it was some one else's mom, who was hot, I'd laugh at that, my mom on the other hand.... lets just say that if you saw here, you wouldn't be saying that.


grow the fuck up guys :P
>.> yes, they need to grow up abit more.

[n00b1n8R]

Ok, if it was some one else's mom, who was hot, I'd laugh at that, my mom on the other hand.... lets just say that if you saw here, you wouldn't be saying that.

but you forgot how desperate masters is :downs:

[Stealth]

if he's that desperate to go hard around old people, then by all means, let him do his own thing, just keep it off the forums.

[Corgy]

Stealth will have the final laugh. He gets multiple wives. If one of them's tired he can give another one a RAMMING in the name of the LORD.

[Masterz1337]

but you forgot how desperate masters is :downs:
Don't make me pull out the ex-gf bathtub pics again.

[CtrlAltDestroy]

Which would just further n00b's point.

[Patrickssj6]

Which would just further n00b's point.
:giggle:

+rep

[n00b1n8R]

hf _o/\o_

[Roostervier]

Which would just further n00b's point.Plus rep if I haven't given any today... hahaha.

[DaneO'Roo]

[10:49] `ЄXǒĐūŞ™ | -[♫]: have you seen the chasers 'british comedy sketch'?
[10:50] &#208;4&#209;&#216; †: yes
[10:50] &#208;4&#209;&#216; †: omg
[10:50] &#208;4&#209;&#216; †: lol
[10:50] &#208;4&#209;&#216; †: <3
[10:50] `ЄXǒĐūŞ™ | -[♫]: hilarious
[10:51] &#208;4&#209;&#216; †: i love the crazy warehouse guy
[10:51] &#208;4&#209;&#216; †: at the theme park
[10:51] `ЄXǒĐūŞ™ | -[♫]: the conents of my stomach are walking out the door!
[10:51] &#208;4&#209;&#216; †: Ive had far too many dagwood dogs, and now the contents of my stomach are walking out the door!
[10:51] &#208;4&#209;&#216; †: xD
[10:52] &#208;4&#209;&#216; †: LOL
[10:52] &#208;4&#209;&#216; †: GTFO HEAD
[10:52] &#208;4&#209;&#216; †: MY
[10:52] &#208;4&#209;&#216; †: HEAD
[10:52] &#208;4&#209;&#216; †: OUT
[10:52] &#208;4&#209;&#216; †: GET
[10:52] &#208;4&#209;&#216; †: NOW
[10:52] &#208;4&#209;&#216; †: you have ESP
[10:52] `ЄXǒĐūŞ™ | -[♫]: naaah
[10:52] `ЄXǒĐūŞ™ | -[♫]: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i7iXbWsO4ik
[10:52] &#208;4&#209;&#216; †: yeah i seen that
[10:52] &#208;4&#209;&#216; †: wtf
[10:52] &#208;4&#209;&#216; †: howd you quote what i was quoting before i quoted it
[10:52] &#208;4&#209;&#216; †: sicko
[10:53] &#208;4&#209;&#216; †: are you outside my fucking window or something
[10:53] &#208;4&#209;&#216; †: :/
[10:53] `ЄXǒĐūŞ™ | -[♫]: ermmm.... no
[10:53] &#208;4&#209;&#216; †: good
[10:53] &#208;4&#209;&#216; †: cuz im naked

[CtrlAltDestroy]

Masterz1337: lol, in my post, you do realize iw as talking about the pics of me and my ex in a bathtub, not bangbros shit
Masterz1337: lol
CtrlAltDe5tr0y: i stand by what i said
Masterz1337: and i dont get you
Masterz1337: :X
Masterz1337: wait
Masterz1337: I get it now
Masterz1337: asshole
Masterz1337: :-P
CtrlAltDe5tr0y: took you long enough

[n00b1n8R]

[10:53] Ã�4ÑØ â€*: are you outside my fucking window or something
[10:53] Ã�4ÑØ â€*: :/
[10:53] `ЄXǒĐūŞâ„¢ | -[♫]: ermmm.... no
[10:53] Ã�4ÑØ â€*: good
[10:53] Ã�4ÑØ â€*: cuz im naked

:picsorstfu:

[Atty]

SergioThree: there's other fish in the sea, man, she's just a girl
Beatsfromkorea: no dude, that's bullshit.
Beatsfromkorea: Think of it this way. if your precious copy of street fighter third strike broke and i told you "it's ok man, there's other games in the sea. here, play mortal kombat instead" what would you say? you'd be like, "fuck that, gimme third strike."
SergioThree: ...
SergioThree: you just reached me on a level that i never thought possible
.

[Bodzilla]

>.> no, Mormons don't look at porn, and they only have sex when they're maried, once maried they wank every chance they get, why do you think most mormon familys have so many kids.
Oh, and Bodzilla, please remove that from quote from you sig, and lets drop this.
Why should he remove it? He has every right to leave it there... also, you obviously don't know what the word 'wank' means. Wanking does not cause children.
>.> ok, I've looked it up, and I still say I don't wank, and I really do wish you guys would leave me alone about that kind of stuff. And stop joking about to. And lets move onto a new subject, one that doesn't have any thing to do about me.
I wanked next to your mom and made a mess :(
Ok, if it was some one else's mom, who was hot, I'd laugh at that, my mom on the other hand.... lets just say that if you saw here, you wouldn't be saying that.

but you forgot how desperate masters is :downs:
Don't make me pull out the ex-gf bathtub pics again.
Which would just further n00b's point.
LMAO it's the thread that just keeps on giving :XD:

nice fellas nice :XD:

[Stealth]

here is something better, I hope...
I found it funny.
An Incomplete List of Murphy's Laws of Combat Operations (http://meyerweb.com/other/humor/mcom.html)
I like #7, #8, #12, #13, #15, #23, #30, #34, #48, #52, & #55

[rossmum]

Hahahahaha, nice find.

Edit:


CtrlAltDe5tr0y (1:06:52 PM): fuck i still have the damn thread in the trash section of my forums
CtrlAltDe5tr0y (1:06:58 PM): laff
CtrlAltDe5tr0y (1:06:59 PM): ask penguin
CtrlAltDe5tr0y (1:07:01 PM): he remembers
CtrlAltDe5tr0y (1:07:18 PM): speaking of which
CtrlAltDe5tr0y (1:07:21 PM): where is that failue
CtrlAltDe5tr0y (1:07:25 PM): LOL FAILUE
CtrlAltDe5tr0y (1:07:28 PM): FAILURE**
CtrlAltDe5tr0y (1:07:35 PM): I FAILED WRITING FAILURE
CtrlAltDe5tr0y (1:07:39 PM): :downsfail:
teh rossmum (1:07:39 PM): WELL DONE
CtrlAltDe5tr0y (1:07:45 PM): TY
CtrlAltDe5tr0y (1:07:50 PM): +5 EPEEN POINTS
CtrlAltDe5tr0y (1:07:56 PM): RANK UPPPP ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

[Bodzilla]

ME: http://www.h2vista.net/forums/showthread.php?t=2975
Me: AHHHHHHHH hahahahahahaah
DA-n00b1n8R: what the fuck is the deal with this pet rock bs anyways
bastards been living under a rock

[Pooky]

Or not.
:|

~Timo

[Corgy]

My goodness. That must have been quite the quote for Timo to delete it. Was it an in-depth telling of one of your 'fun' nights?

[n00b1n8R]

BUUURN.

[Masterz1337]

RaduMachedon: I'm getting the spiker ingame and LOLed
RaduMachedon: er
RaduMachedon: LODed

[teh lag]

:maddowns:

[CtrlAltDestroy]

I LODed.
er
LOLed

[Stealth]

My goodness. That must have been quite the quote for Timo to delete it. Was it an in-depth telling of one of your 'fun' nights?
No, it was a post about flaming me.

[Masterz1337]

It was? Then it shouldn't have been deleted.

[Stealth]

no, it should have, it was a Flaming post, all flaming posts should be removed.

[Roostervier]

no, it should of, it was a Flaming post, all flaming posts should be removed.
Should have*. So many people on this forum say should of, it annoys the shit out of me. Btw, it was a joke, just so you know.

[rossmum]

drama
It's the internet, who cares? Well, you, obviously... but come on. Quit being so goddamn sensitive about every little thing said about you by people you don't even know and probably never will.

[Stealth]

>.> trust me Rossmum, it wasn't a quote that was insluting me.
now, lets leave that topic, and move back onto a new one.

[n00b1n8R]

no, I <3 this topic D:

@ masters: grow up.

[Pooky]

Or not.
:|

~Timo

How about OR IT WAS FUCKING SARCASM.

[Bodzilla]

lol pooky pwnd

[n00b1n8R]

ew gay pawn..

[DaneO'Roo]

>.> no, Mormons don't look at porn, and they only have sex when they're maried, once maried they wank every chance they get, why do you think most mormon familys have so many kids

and so many wives :haw:


I think you need to go ask your mummy and daddy where babies really come from, because you don't wank babies out of your hand.

olol. but seriously, saying mormons aren't all about sex is like saying mormons are founded by a stupid dude who read golden tablets out of a top hat, and thinks jesus was american.


ohwait-

[rossmum]

[18:50] Fleck / Itzhak: help, I'm a photoshop newb! :*(
[18:50] Fleck / Itzhak: I move pictures around and cut them up
[18:50] Fleck / Itzhak: I'm like a fucking old lady with a scrapbook


[19:01] Fleck / Itzhak: duuuuuude
[19:01] Fleck / Itzhak: check this out
[19:01] Fleck / Itzhak: OH MAN FUCK
[19:01] Fleck / Itzhak: I closed the window
[19:01] Fleck / Itzhak: bye bye quote :(
[19:01] 20.PzGr.OGef.Kurz (Ross): hahahaha
[19:01] 20.PzGr.OGef.Kurz (Ross): well done
[19:01] 20.PzGr.Gren.Spelmann: BAH!
[19:01] 20.PzGr.Gren.Spelmann: You got me all worked up for nothing
[19:01] 20.PzGr.OGef.Kurz (Ross): story of fleck's life


[18:59] 20.Gefr.Gottschalk/Namir: Caesar went to egypt and said "I conquered you!" and the Egyptians said "okay.... thanks"
.


[19:12] Fleck / Itzhak: dude
[19:12] Fleck / Itzhak: American history is gay
[19:12] Fleck / Itzhak: and boring
[19:12] 20.PzGr.OGef.Kurz (Ross): hahaha
[19:12] 20.PzGr.OGef.Kurz (Ross): man
[19:12] 20.PzGr.OGef.Kurz (Ross): ours is way worse
[19:14] 20.PzGr.OGef.Kurz (Ross): basically all it is is "HURR HURR WE BE TAKIN' UR LAND" and then "NO FUCK OFF YOU PASTY PRICKS" then "WHAT THE SHIT LMAO" then "OH SHIT THE JAPS ARE COMING" and then "HEY PRIME MINISTER MAN, YOU'RE FIRED" and then "VIETNAM OVER HURR HURR" and that's really about it

[n00b1n8R]

and so many wives :haw:


I think you need to go ask your mummy and daddy where babies really come from, because you don't wank babies out of your hand.

olol. but seriously, saying mormons aren't all about sex is like saying mormons are founded by a stupid dude who read golden tablets out of a top hat, and thinks jesus was american.


ohwait-

I wanted to make the mormon joke D:

I0d5qiLZZLM
sx3y5RZKJYw

(no part 3 >:| )

[n00b1n8R]

fleck got owned xD

[rossmum]

I have a ton more but I can't be fucked to post them all... still going, too :x

[n00b1n8R]

+l+ '_' +l+: oi
DA-n00b1n8R: oi
+l+ '_' +l+: do you kno where a mini image for halo ce is
+l+ '_' +l+: that i can use
+l+ '_' +l+: lol
DA-n00b1n8R: what do you mean a "mini" image?
+l+ '_' +l+: as in mounting it with daemon tools
DA-n00b1n8R: what?
DA-n00b1n8R: wtf
+l+ '_' +l+: oh.... ok
+l+ '_' +l+: you dont know then
DA-n00b1n8R: deamon tools?
DA-n00b1n8R: wtf
+l+ '_' +l+: daemon tools
+l+ '_' +l+: is like a no cd p[atch thingy
DA-n00b1n8R: riight
+l+ '_' +l+: except you get the updated exe
+l+ '_' +l+: and mount it
DA-n00b1n8R: ew
+l+ '_' +l+: to daemon tools
DA-n00b1n8R: right
+l+ '_' +l+: so you dont have to use the cd
DA-n00b1n8R: so as in an icon?
+l+ '_' +l+: and it shows allt he servers and all
+l+ '_' +l+: Yeah
+l+ '_' +l+: but obviously you dont know
+l+ '_' +l+: XD
+l+ '_' +l+: dammit
+l+ '_' +l+: thanks anywayglad to be of assistence >_>

DA-n00b1n8R: this is lego
DA-n00b1n8R: lego > everything.
-[♫] Žexy-ŽizzA // {&#208;&#178;†}: nah ask a ninja owns
-[♫] Žexy-ŽizzA // {&#208;&#178;†}: xD
DA-n00b1n8R: but lego dudes are yellow
DA-n00b1n8R: and the simpsons are yellow
DA-n00b1n8R: see a trend here?
DA-n00b1n8R: the colour of awesome is yellow.
* -[♫] Žexy-ŽizzA // {&#208;&#178;†} raises eyebrow
-[♫] Žexy-ŽizzA // {&#208;&#178;†}: u might be onto something there

Ofcourse I am!

[Masterz1337]

RaduMachedon: I woke up in the middle of the night, found a book I haven't read in a month next to me in bed
Masterz1337: did you ave sexual relations with it?
RaduMachedon: I don't know

[teh lag]

>_>

I still don't know how it got into my bed from the floor.

[Pooky]

I just noticed that half of everyone has dane quoted in their sig :haw:

[mech]

GoИzO™: PIZZA
GoИzO™: ERLIER
GoИzO™: FINE
GoИzO™: YER
GoИzO™: A
GoИzO™: TARD
>:UJ-----<: YER
>:UJ-----<: A
>:UJ-----<: RECTAL
>:UJ-----<: FETUS
>:UJ-----<: UR THE RESULT
>:UJ-----<: OF A FAILED ABORTION
GoИzO™: SWEEEEEEEEEEEET





>:UJ-----<: I MADE UP THIS THING TODAY
>:UJ-----<: WE CAN BE LIKE
>:UJ-----<: DR I WAS RECENTLY ON THIS DIET
>:UJ-----<: AND LOST A BUNCH OF WEIGHT
>:OJ-----<: AND IT GAVE ME AIDS
>:UJ-----<: AND NOW IG OT SAGGING SKIN
>:UJ-----<: DR: WELL WHERE IS THIS SAGGING SKIN AT
>:UJ-----<: UNZIPS PANTS AND LIFTS DICK UP
>:UJ-----<: ITS RIGHJT HERE
>:OJ-----<: LOL
>:UJ-----<: DR: THATS YOUR SCROTUM
>:UJ-----<: DR:...
>:UJ-----<: DR: GET THE FUCK OUT

[n00b1n8R]

>_>
lawl


I just noticed that half of everyone has dane quoted in their sig :haw:

that's cos dano's a bucket of luls.

[p0lar_bear]

[17:29] p0lar_bear: http://www.h2vista.net/forums/showpost.php?p=77629&postcount=181
[17:29] p0lar_bear: give you a nickel if you can find the subliminal message in there.
[17:29] CtrlAltDe5tr0y: xet
[17:30] p0lar_bear: cheater :saddowns:
[17:30] CtrlAltDe5tr0y: i just read the message
[17:30] CtrlAltDe5tr0y: and iwas immediately like
[17:30] CtrlAltDe5tr0y: XET
[17:30] CtrlAltDe5tr0y: whats the real answer, though
[17:30] p0lar_bear: ......
[17:30] p0lar_bear: xet.
[17:30] CtrlAltDe5tr0y: lul
[17:30] p0lar_bear: HINT: read between the spaces
[17:30] CtrlAltDe5tr0y: lmfao
[17:30] CtrlAltDe5tr0y: i was joking idiot
[17:30] CtrlAltDe5tr0y: D:<
[17:30] p0lar_bear: lmfao

---

[00:25] Boba: I smoked pot today; I finally understand Pink Floyd.

[Bodzilla]

I smoked pot today; I finally understand Pink Floyd.LMFAO! hahahahaha.

[n00b1n8R]

I had a whole pile of awesome Dano quotes ranging from what he had to lunch to getting held at gunpoint by cookie monster and all sorts of ther crap but closed the window D:

[PlasbianX]

[16:48] crack01: come paly halo with me
[16:48] crack01: after i piss

[Emmzee]

I <3 PONIES STEAM_0:1:9888576

WK7

mic spamming, causing problems.

Looks like the last 2 week ban wasn't enough. Another week. Bye bye!
Fuck, I got owned.

[teh lag]

RaduMachedon [9:29 P.M.]: I have a chewing-on-plastic-bottle-caps proiblem
SnoopDogg132332 [9:29 P.M.]: lol
SnoopDogg132332 [9:29 P.M.]: my sister ahs the problem with pens
SnoopDogg132332 [9:29 P.M.]: has*
RaduMachedon [9:29 P.M.]: insert an I there for hilarity

>_>

Oh and

SnoopDogg132332 [9:31 P.M.]: lik zomg im a gonna post this
SnoopDogg132332 [9:31 P.M.]: in post ya quotes
SnoopDogg132332 [9:31 P.M.]: LOL!
SnoopDogg132332 [9:31 P.M.]: not really >_>
RaduMachedon [9:32 P.M.]: not if I do it first!

:hist101:

[Roostervier]

D:, why do you do this to me?

[FlyingStone]

«TUI» FlyingStone™: qtf, I IS MAD/SAD/CRYING/DOWNS.
«TUI» FlyingStone™: xD

Pooky: I like wft

Pooky: I mean

Pooky: qft

Pooky: because people always say

Pooky: qtf

Pooky: Quote the fuck?

Pooky: wft is quoted for truth

Pooky: lol

Pooky: qft* FUCK
«TUI» FlyingStone™: yeah...um, where were you going with this?

Pooky: idk, cause you said wtf

Pooky: GOD DAMNIT
«TUI» FlyingStone™: lmao

Pooky: I can never get the Q key :(

:lol:
-F.S

[Pooky]

&#171;TUI&#187; FlyingStone™: I am a gay gay faggot gay llolololol

http://img517.imageshack.us/img517/2960/saddownsac2.png

(PS. this is a JOKE ok k)

[TeeKup]

[00:25] Boba: I smoked pot today; I finally understand Pink Floyd.

Well this gives me some insight on why he's an idiot.

[Rosco]

Well this gives me some insight on why he's an idiot.

You mean enjoying yourself with a few bongloads and whatnot makes you an idiot? :(

[Emmzee]

Uhh...Rush. Anything's better than Slipknot. Slipknot, more like Gayknot, am I right?



Good times.
From http://feetfirstintohell.org/forums/viewtopic.php?p=6614

[n00b1n8R]

You mean enjoying yourself with a few bongloads and whatnot makes you an idiot? :(

yes :saddowns:

[klange]

Someday I'll try and write an autobiography. However, whether it be for my family or for the world will be determined by a path I have not yet walked.

[teh lag]

Masterz1337 [9:29 P.M.]: wile I'd liek a few fucks
Masterz1337 [9:29 P.M.]: the mod is going to be played by lil kids as well

Masterz aims for Hot coffee : CE

(not really)

[Masterz1337]

Masterz1337: http://img473.imageshack.us/img473/9463/howaboutignoreqf0.jpg
PharoaheZephyrus: i'd hit it
Masterz1337: didnt know you were intpo beastalit


dano555666: AR is easy to unwrap
dano555666: cuz its like.a gun
Masterz1337: and not a gorilla with armour?
Masterz1337: or a mermaid

[Masterz1337]

Masterz1337: http://img473.imageshack.us/img473/9463/howaboutignoreqf0.jpg
PharoaheZephyrus: i'd hit it
Masterz1337: didnt know you were intpo beastalit


dano555666: AR is easy to unwrap
dano555666: cuz its like.a gun
Masterz1337: and not a gorilla with armour?
Masterz1337: or a mermaid

[n00b1n8R]

so I see this at rvb:
http://files.redvsblue.com/web/images/comic/20070609RT0128.jpg

"and I go "what's spooning >_>"

so I ask zilla..

DA-n00b1n8R: DA-n00b1n8R: if a girl asks you to "spoon them, do they mean...
-[♫] Žexy-ŽizzA // {&#208;&#178;†}: break out the spoonjs :P
DA-n00b1n8R: no, really
-[♫] Žexy-ŽizzA // {&#208;&#178;†}: why are they asking ya???
DA-n00b1n8R: lmao
DA-n00b1n8R: just answer the question
DA-n00b1n8R: (it was in the new rvb comic)
-[♫] Žexy-ŽizzA // {&#208;&#178;†}: hahahah u got girls after ya xD
DA-n00b1n8R: well i am smexy
-[♫] Žexy-ŽizzA // {&#208;&#178;†}: well man i dunno what the term is for
-[♫] Žexy-ŽizzA // {&#208;&#178;†}: the closets thing at a wild guess i can think of
-[♫] Žexy-ŽizzA // {&#208;&#178;†}: is putting it in her pussy and licking it
DA-n00b1n8R: yer..
DA-n00b1n8R: i was thinking using a finger..
DA-n00b1n8R: *asks dano*
-[♫] Žexy-ŽizzA // {&#208;&#178;†}: yeah better ask dano
-[♫] Žexy-ŽizzA // {&#208;&#178;†}: he's like crazy with that shit
DA-n00b1n8R: lmao
-[♫] Žexy-ŽizzA // {&#208;&#178;†}: him and rosie... err... experiment
DA-n00b1n8R: >_>
-[♫] Žexy-ŽizzA // {&#208;&#178;†}: *whips crack*
DA-n00b1n8R: D:
DA-n00b1n8R: so i've heard
DA-n00b1n8R: and handcuffs
DA-n00b1n8R: D:
* -[♫] Žexy-ŽizzA // {&#208;&#178;†} trys to ignore the sounds of gagging muffled ppl and slapping from dano's room


so lets ask dano..


DA-n00b1n8R: if a girl asks you to "spoon" them, what do they mean exactly?
<dano555666 stopped playing Halo Custom Edition>
&#208;4&#209;&#216; †: a girl wants you to spoon wiht her?
&#208;4&#209;&#216; †: you?
DA-n00b1n8R: just what does it mean?
&#208;4&#209;&#216; †: lol
&#208;4&#209;&#216; †: joke
DA-n00b1n8R: no
DA-n00b1n8R: it was in a rvb comic
DA-n00b1n8R: idgi
&#208;4&#209;&#216; †: like
DA-n00b1n8R: so i ask zilla
DA-n00b1n8R: zilla still has v plates
&#208;4&#209;&#216; †: sleep wiht eahc other
DA-n00b1n8R: i ask you
&#208;4&#209;&#216; †: but in a certian posiiotn
DA-n00b1n8R: that's it?
&#208;4&#209;&#216; †: calle dSpooning
&#208;4&#209;&#216; †: where you like
&#208;4&#209;&#216; †: fit into her
&#208;4&#209;&#216; †: like
DA-n00b1n8R: >_>
&#208;4&#209;&#216; †: 2 sppoons do
&#208;4&#209;&#216; †: if you put htem togehter
&#208;4&#209;&#216; †: like, your belly is against theyre back
&#208;4&#209;&#216; †: and then you put your dick in and CHA CHA
&#208;4&#209;&#216; †: MUMA
DA-n00b1n8R: <_>

yer...good thing to know...(plans to make a mind wiper and get lolrich and regain innocence)

[DaneO'Roo]

lmfao ICE BURN


>_> so what If im kinda kinky

[Bodzilla]

joo mutha fucker :gonk:

used to watch the drama Oz. thats what they called spooning...... nasty :gonk:

[Emmzee]

Flipsnake: raising meat through awesomeness?
Molotovnight: yes
Molotovnight: i just go to the trade channel and say "hey guys, I'm here"
Molotovnight: and people just give me meat
.

[Masterz1337]

Masterz1337: its your summer break and your still up this early (6:50 AM)
RaduMachedon: forgot to turn off my alarm >.<
RaduMachedon: and had possibly the worst night of sleep
RaduMachedon: ever
Masterz1337: mmore book sex?
RaduMachedon: >_>
RaduMachedon: actually, the worst stomach cramps I've ever had
RaduMachedon: followed by ~20 mins of throwing up
Masterz1337: ouch
Masterz1337: i know alot of girls that get that
Masterz1337: called morning sickness
Masterz1337: how many guys have you had sex with?
RaduMachedon: just that book
Masterz1337: you sshould always make that book wear a condom
RaduMachedon: damnit it rapes me in the middle of the night
Masterz1337: then put it on the night before, so it has it on when it rapes you
Masterz1337: great sucess
Masterz1337: /quote threaded

[DaneO'Roo]

lol what the shit?

[n00b1n8R]

KEKEKEKEKEKE

[Roostervier]

SmarterChild (9:54:57 AM): I know about cats. They're pets.

I think cats are ugly. A lot like Paris Hilton, when you think about it.
.

[edit] Also, cocks


SnoopDogg132332 (10:07:10 AM): OMG STOP RAPING ME YOU BOOK
SmarterChild (10:07:10 AM): No.

[Patrickssj6]

F3Q7w6Sl07o

[TeeKup]

F3Q7w6Sl07o

Worst remix of worst song ever........anyone?

[Patrickssj6]

ZOMG exactly, we were going for that ^^

[TeeKup]

Awesome. What do I win? :-3

[Patrickssj6]

My ubber awesome +rep

[n00b1n8R]

F3Q7w6Sl07o

so crap it's funny (for the first minute..)

[DaneO'Roo]

Doom (8:39:50 AM): dANO!
Doom (8:39:52 AM): Woops
Doom (8:39:59 AM): What did you want to show me before?
Doom (8:40:05 AM): I closed teh window
Doom (8:40:11 AM): before I clicked the link D:
dano555666 (8:43:28 AM): hi
dano555666 (8:43:35 AM): lol
Doom (8:43:59 AM): Ah
Doom (8:44:03 AM): You are there!
Doom (8:44:14 AM): what was it that you wanted to show me?
Doom (8:44:16 AM): you level?
Doom (8:44:18 AM): your*
Doom (8:47:57 AM): hello thar
Doom (9:05:16 AM): Ah!
Doom (9:05:17 AM): Pix
Doom (9:09:52 AM): *hug*
Doom (9:22:50 AM): Welcome to the Black Parade
dano555666 (9:25:10 AM): EW
dano555666 (9:25:18 AM): YOU FUCKING FAG
Doom (9:25:25 AM): bbq
dano555666 (9:25:25 AM): I can ignore anything
dano555666 (9:25:32 AM): but that
Doom (9:25:39 AM): :[
Doom (9:25:39 AM): pix
dano555666 (9:25:39 AM): ew
dano555666 (9:25:46 AM): fag
dano555666 (9:25:53 AM): MCR = megaultrainstafail
Doom (9:26:00 AM): listening to a song called that
Doom (9:26:00 AM): :P
Doom (9:26:07 AM): its by My chemical romance :P
Doom (9:26:11 AM): yeh
Doom (9:26:12 AM): lol
dano555666 (9:26:12 AM): no shit
dano555666 (9:26:19 AM): i didnt know that
Doom (9:26:26 AM): its on TV
Doom (9:26:26 AM): :P
dano555666 (9:26:26 AM): i just happen to hate those fags cause they ruin music
dano555666 (9:26:38 AM): loal

[n00b1n8R]

I closed my dano quotes window again lastnight D:

[cls]

From the deranged patrons of Rodan's Roost.
Originally Posted by Morgoth
No one should have rights. That's how problems start.

And love should be outlawed anyway. Just causes problems. Send everybody to breeding camp once a year, get a good crop of youths to be raised in the state-sponsored barracks and use the rejects (ie, the stupid ones) as spare parts for Cybermen.


I find a strange and creepy logic too those words.

[rossmum]

[01:16] Linkage - Epicness is Now: may not be on tomorrow
[01:16] 20.PzGr.OGef.Kurz (Ross): k
[01:16] Linkage - Epicness is Now: depends what goes down
[01:16] Linkage - Epicness is Now: possibly paris hilton

:v

[Atty]

[23:34] Ross: lol @ sister
[23:34] Ross: thinks she's hot shit because she can balance a fork on the edge of a bowl
[23:34] Ross: *a bowl
[23:34] Ross: :v
[23:34] iAtty: tell her she's nothing because she has no rep
[23:34] iAtty: or e-peen
[23:34] Ross: LOL
[23:34] iAtty: a fork on a bowl, psshhhh, I own kids on the internet, beat that bitch

:-3

[Bodzilla]

-[♫] Žexy-ŽizzA // {Ã�²â€*}: cause u dont bring thar cheese to thar table :D
DA-n00b1n8R: *squirt*
DA-n00b1n8R: there's your cheese
-[♫] Žexy-ŽizzA // {Ã�²â€*}: tahts not cheese thats milk
-[♫] Žexy-ŽizzA // {Ã�²â€*}: >:U
DA-n00b1n8R: sowwy
-[♫] Žexy-ŽizzA // {Ã�²â€*}: wtf u trying to do ito me
DA-n00b1n8R: *time pass's*
DA-n00b1n8R: now it's cheese k?
-[♫] Žexy-ŽizzA // {Ã�²â€*}: "oh HI i bet he cant tell the difference between milk and cheese, i mean hell there all dairy products cause zillas stupid >D"
-[♫] Žexy-ŽizzA // {Ã�²â€*}: :saddowns:
DA-n00b1n8R: sowwy
-[♫] Žexy-ŽizzA // {Ã�²â€*}: >3
-[♫] Žexy-ŽizzA // {Ã�²â€*}: i'm greater then 3
* DA-n00b1n8R cuddles zilla to make him fell better but in a totaly not gay way
-[♫] Žexy-ŽizzA // {Ã�²â€*}: no love for u
DA-n00b1n8R: feel*
-[♫] Žexy-ŽizzA // {Ã�²â€*}: <3 < u
DA-n00b1n8R: yay
-[♫] Žexy-ŽizzA // {Ã�²â€*}: :D
DA-n00b1n8R: i'm grater than you
DA-n00b1n8R: AND 3
DA-n00b1n8R: :D
-[♫] Žexy-ŽizzA // {Ã�²â€*}: i mean <3 < you
-[♫] Žexy-ŽizzA // {Ã�²â€*}: lol
-[♫] Žexy-ŽizzA // {Ã�²â€*}: <3 > you
-[♫] Žexy-ŽizzA // {Ã�²â€*}: :D
DA-n00b1n8R: :D
DA-n00b1n8R: yay
DA-n00b1n8R: gang bash 3 amiright?
DA-n00b1n8R: 2 defeats 3
DA-n00b1n8R: SUCK IT YOU BIG FUCKER
DA-n00b1n8R: :3
-[♫] Žexy-ŽizzA // {Ã�²â€*}: =%
-[♫] Žexy-ŽizzA // {Ã�²â€*}: zip it bitch
DA-n00b1n8R: D:
* DA-n00b1n8R slaps zilla for being disrespectfull to women
-[♫] Žexy-ŽizzA // {Ã�²â€*}: just remember noob
-[♫] Žexy-ŽizzA // {Ã�²â€*}: Abstinence makes the Heart, fap grow stronger :D
DA-n00b1n8R: >_>
DA-n00b1n8R: tell that to dano
DA-n00b1n8R: ICE BURN
-[♫] Žexy-ŽizzA // {Ã�²â€*}: tahts why my faps are so strong for you D:
-[♫] Žexy-ŽizzA // {Ã�²â€*}: i did
-[♫] Žexy-ŽizzA // {Ã�²â€*}: he went LMAO!
-[♫] Žexy-ŽizzA // {Ã�²â€*}: but he's all fapped out at the moment
-[♫] Žexy-ŽizzA // {Ã�²â€*}: he's spent the last 3 days with rosie
-[♫] Žexy-ŽizzA // {Ã�²â€*}: that Biatch
DA-n00b1n8R: slutty 2 time ho
DA-n00b1n8R: (talking bout dano >_>)
DA-n00b1n8R: got your leet internets back then?
DA-n00b1n8R: how much is this plan your on?
-[♫] Žexy-ŽizzA // {Ã�²â€*}: no i got my feet internets
-[♫] Žexy-ŽizzA // {Ã�²â€*}: as in it's 6 Ft fucking under
DA-n00b1n8R: D:
DA-n00b1n8R: niggers
-[♫] Žexy-ŽizzA // {Ã�²â€*}: apparently it was like a Test thingo or something O_o
DA-n00b1n8R: O_o
DA-n00b1n8R: fail
-[♫] Žexy-ŽizzA // {Ã�²â€*}: like apparently it goes awesome tomorrow :D O_O
DA-n00b1n8R: :D!?
-[♫] Žexy-ŽizzA // {Ã�²â€*}: :D?
-[♫] Žexy-ŽizzA // {Ã�²â€*}: :D!
DA-n00b1n8R: :D!
DA-n00b1n8R: me and pooks yesterday
DA-n00b1n8R: who was calling himself R8n1b00n-AD
DA-n00b1n8R: were fighting
-[♫] Žexy-ŽizzA // {Ã�²â€*}: wh
DA-n00b1n8R: to defend the rights of the sand nigger alience
DA-n00b1n8R: was win
-[♫] Žexy-ŽizzA // {Ã�²â€*}: eh?
DA-n00b1n8R: read pooky's name backwards
-[♫] Žexy-ŽizzA // {Ã�²â€*}: ykoop
-[♫] Žexy-ŽizzA // {Ã�²â€*}: OSHI HIS NAME IS KOOPER
DA-n00b1n8R: what?
-[♫] Žexy-ŽizzA // {Ã�²â€*}: I DECIFERED THE INTERNETS
-[♫] Žexy-ŽizzA // {Ã�²â€*}: using -'_-'
DA-n00b1n8R: OMFG
DA-n00b1n8R: GIME MY SMILEY BACK
* DA-n00b1n8R sues zilla
-[♫] Žexy-ŽizzA // {Ã�²â€*}: i'll use it on you brendon '-_'-
DA-n00b1n8R: D:?
DA-n00b1n8R: brendon?
DA-n00b1n8R: fail
-[♫] Žexy-ŽizzA // {Ã�²â€*}: i knew it your names Cassie the sex god
-[♫] Žexy-ŽizzA // {Ã�²â€*}: cassie loves me :D
DA-n00b1n8R: :D
DA-n00b1n8R: (.Y.)
-[♫] Žexy-ŽizzA // {Ã�²â€*}: :D!
DA-n00b1n8R: ( v )
DA-n00b1n8R: AMIRIGHT?
-[♫] Žexy-ŽizzA // {Ã�²â€*}: :D!
-[♫] Žexy-ŽizzA // {Ã�²â€*}: needs more legs
-[♫] Žexy-ŽizzA // {Ã�²â€*}: legless Biatches arnt so sxc :(
DA-n00b1n8R: idk how to do legs D:
-[♫] Žexy-ŽizzA // {Ã�²â€*}: but they give good head :D
-[♫] Žexy-ŽizzA // {Ã�²â€*}: and the best thing is
-[♫] Žexy-ŽizzA // {Ã�²â€*}: THEY CANT RUN AWAY >:D
DA-n00b1n8R: i never drew a head >_>
-[♫] Žexy-ŽizzA // {Ã�²â€*}: O:
-[♫] Žexy-ŽizzA // {Ã�²â€*}: thats the only head i need :D
DA-n00b1n8R: :D
-[♫] Žexy-ŽizzA // {Ã�²â€*}: =========================B----------------O:
-[♫] Žexy-ŽizzA // {Ã�²â€*}: :D!
DA-n00b1n8R: :O-|8--<


Ã�4ÑØ â€*: 16:58] -[♫] Žexy-ŽizzA // {Ã�²â€*}: Where the fuck have u been >:U
[16:58] -[♫] Žexy-ŽizzA // {Ã�²â€*}: wazzup :D
[16:58] -[♫] Žexy-ŽizzA // {Ã�²â€*}: u missed the Ballard of Zizza's internets
[16:58] -[♫] Žexy-ŽizzA // {Ã�²â€*}: first it was crap
[16:58] -[♫] Žexy-ŽizzA // {Ã�²â€*}: then it got super awesome leet
[16:58] -[♫] Žexy-ŽizzA // {Ã�²â€*}: for 24 hours
[16:58] -[♫] Žexy-ŽizzA // {Ã�²â€*}: then it got super terrible Worse then dialup
[16:58] Ã�4ÑØ â€*: lawl
[16:58] -[♫] Žexy-ŽizzA // {Ã�²â€*}: and tomorrow it's sposed to be super awesome leet again :D
[16:59] -[♫] Žexy-ŽizzA // {Ã�²â€*}: i was like HAHAH FUCK YEAH DOWNLOADING AT 160 kb/s :D!!!!!!!!!1
[16:59] -[♫] Žexy-ŽizzA // {Ã�²â€*}: then it was like "hey it's taking a while to download shit O_o
[16:59] -[♫] Žexy-ŽizzA // {Ã�²â€*}: "downloading at 7 kb/s ._."
[16:59] * -[♫] Žexy-ŽizzA // {Ã�²â€*} slitted wrists
[17:00] -[♫] Žexy-ŽizzA // {Ã�²â€*}: so wats zup
[17:00] -[♫] Žexy-ŽizzA // {Ã�²â€*}: where u been?
[17:00] -[♫] Žexy-ŽizzA // {Ã�²â€*}: u been sxcing?
[17:00] -[♫] Žexy-ŽizzA // {Ã�²â€*}: i knew it
[17:00] -[♫] Žexy-ŽizzA // {Ã�²â€*}: u dirty whore
[17:00] -[♫] Žexy-ŽizzA // {Ã�²â€*}: ^_^
[17:01] -[♫] Žexy-ŽizzA // {Ã�²â€*}: are joo thar D:
[17:04] Ã�4ÑØ â€*: been wif rosie this wekend
[17:05] -[♫] Žexy-ŽizzA // {Ã�²â€*}: i noticed
[17:05] -[♫] Žexy-ŽizzA // {Ã�²â€*}: are u all sex'd out D:
[17:05] -[♫] Žexy-ŽizzA // {Ã�²â€*}: yeah taht must suck <_<
[17:05] -[♫] Žexy-ŽizzA // {Ã�²â€*}: ( i hate u)
[17:05] -[♫] Žexy-ŽizzA // {Ã�²â€*}: :D!
[17:05] * -[♫] Žexy-ŽizzA // {Ã�²â€*} puts on a brave face :D
[17:06] -[♫] Žexy-ŽizzA // {Ã�²â€*}: so yeah man
[17:06] -[♫] Žexy-ŽizzA // {Ã�²â€*}: but i was home sick on friday
[17:06] -[♫] Žexy-ŽizzA // {Ã�²â€*}: i'm like "hey i'll just talk to dano. he's allways home"
[17:07] Ã�4ÑØ â€*: lmao
[17:07] -[♫] Žexy-ŽizzA // {Ã�²â€*}: "logs in and thars no dano.... slits wrists"
[17:07] Ã�4ÑØ â€*: lmao
[17:07] -[♫] Žexy-ŽizzA // {Ã�²â€*}: my wrists have taken a punishment lately O_o
[17:07] -[♫] Žexy-ŽizzA // {Ã�²â€*}: i think i'm a little light headed
[17:07] -[♫] Žexy-ŽizzA // {Ã�²â€*}: or dead either or :D
[17:07] -[♫] Žexy-ŽizzA // {Ã�²â€*}: SO!!!111111
[17:07] -[♫] Žexy-ŽizzA // {Ã�²â€*}: Noob tells me you've been playing two betrayls :D
[17:08] Ã�4ÑØ â€*: yeah
[17:08] Ã�4ÑØ â€*: new campaign bewta
[17:09] -[♫] Žexy-ŽizzA // {Ã�²â€*}: i gotta have like OMG THIS IS SO MUCH BS >:U
[17:09] -[♫] Žexy-ŽizzA // {Ã�²â€*}: so when i beat it
[17:09] -[♫] Žexy-ŽizzA // {Ã�²â€*}: i like dont need to fap for 3 months cause i'm on such a high :D
[17:09] Ã�4ÑØ â€*: oh, there will be "bullshit"
[17:09] Ã�4ÑØ â€*: lolenforcers with loldamage
[17:09] Ã�4ÑØ â€*: and lolhunters wiht lolhealth
[17:09] Ã�4ÑØ â€*: and lol brutes with "PISS OFF AWY FROM ME"
[17:11] -[♫] Žexy-ŽizzA // {Ã�²â€*}: LOLCANNONS on dropships?
[17:11] -[♫] Žexy-ŽizzA // {Ã�²â€*}: cause they where a doubt fuckingCrazy last time
[17:11] -[♫] Žexy-ŽizzA // {Ã�²â€*}: but i beat em :D
[17:11] -[♫] Žexy-ŽizzA // {Ã�²â€*}: didnt need to fap that night :D
[17:12] Ã�4ÑØ â€*: LOL
[17:13] -[♫] Žexy-ŽizzA // {Ã�²â€*}: but i did anyway :D!
[17:13] -[♫] Žexy-ŽizzA // {Ã�²â€*}: ^_^
[17:13] Ã�4ÑØ â€*: were having tacos i thin
[17:13] Ã�4ÑØ â€*: i can smeel taco meat
[17:13] -[♫] Žexy-ŽizzA // {Ã�²â€*}: ohrly?
[17:13] Ã�4ÑØ â€*: but i allready had taco today :(
[17:13] -[♫] Žexy-ŽizzA // {Ã�²â€*}: taco meat is meat to fap to :D
[17:13] Ã�4ÑØ â€*: ;;;;;;;;;;000000
[17:13] -[♫] Žexy-ŽizzA // {Ã�²â€*}: :taco: -------------------- O:
[17:14] -[♫] Žexy-ŽizzA // {Ã�²â€*}: :taco: ------> O: --------> :D!
[17:14] Ã�4ÑØ â€*: )l(
[17:14] Ã�4ÑØ â€*: loal
[17:14] -[♫] Žexy-ŽizzA // {Ã�²â€*}: lol
[17:14] -[♫] Žexy-ŽizzA // {Ã�²â€*}: but crack looking taco's D:
[17:14] -[♫] Žexy-ŽizzA // {Ã�²â€*}: the best kind :D?
[17:14] Ã�4ÑØ â€*: loal yes
[17:14] -[♫] Žexy-ŽizzA // {Ã�²â€*}: :D
[17:14] -[♫] Žexy-ŽizzA // {Ã�²â€*}: YOUR SICK :D?
[17:16] Ã�4ÑØ â€*: yes im sick
[17:16] Ã�4ÑØ â€*: nautghy
[17:17] -[♫] Žexy-ŽizzA // {Ã�²â€*}: i was too
[17:17] -[♫] Žexy-ŽizzA // {Ã�²â€*}: i had the shits
[17:17] -[♫] Žexy-ŽizzA // {Ã�²â€*}: Literally D:
[17:17] -[♫] Žexy-ŽizzA // {Ã�²â€*}: my ass was collapsing D:
[17:17] -[♫] Žexy-ŽizzA // {Ã�²â€*}: now i know how terrace felt D:
[17:17] Ã�4ÑØ â€*: lammo
[17:17] -[♫] Žexy-ŽizzA // {Ã�²â€*}: i couldnt fap that night D:
[17:17] -[♫] Žexy-ŽizzA // {Ã�²â€*}: oh well Abstinence makes the Heart, fap grow stronger :D
[17:19] Ã�4ÑØ â€*: LOL
[17:19] Ã�4ÑØ â€*: you and the fap
[17:19] -[♫] Žexy-ŽizzA // {Ã�²â€*}: :D!
[17:20] -[♫] Žexy-ŽizzA // {Ã�²â€*}: it's fappalicous i know ^_^
[17:20] -[♫] Žexy-ŽizzA // {Ã�²â€*}: *may or may not have ahd booze*
[17:20] * -[♫] Žexy-ŽizzA // {Ã�²â€*} smiles
[17:20] * -[♫] Žexy-ŽizzA // {Ã�²â€*} :downs:
[17:20] -[♫] Žexy-ŽizzA // {Ã�²â€*}: :D
[17:20] Ã�4ÑØ â€*: kewky
[17:20] Ã�4ÑØ â€*: ima almost finished unwrapping halo 3 AR and ima kin tonight
[17:21] Ã�4ÑØ â€*: well start to
[17:21] Ã�4ÑØ â€*: did ya see the yoyohog
[17:21] Ã�4ÑØ â€*: tis pimpin eh
[17:22] -[♫] Žexy-ŽizzA // {Ã�²â€*}: Piece of shit
[17:22] -[♫] Žexy-ŽizzA // {Ã�²â€*}: i mean who skinned that pice of siht
[17:22] -[♫] Žexy-ŽizzA // {Ã�²â€*}: i think yoyo said his name was 4NDO
[17:22] -[♫] Žexy-ŽizzA // {Ã�²â€*}: wat a weirdo
[17:22] -[♫] Žexy-ŽizzA // {Ã�²â€*}: :D!
[17:22] Ã�4ÑØ â€*: lmao
[17:28] -[♫] Žexy-ŽizzA // {Ã�²â€*}: :(
[17:29] -[♫] Žexy-ŽizzA // {Ã�²â€*}: i'v ebeen loading the Offtopic section of H2V.net for over 5 minutes D:
[17:29] -[♫] Žexy-ŽizzA // {Ã�²â€*}: tell ross to slow down. my net cant keep up D:
[17:31] Ã�4ÑØ â€*: hahaa
[17:31] Ã�4ÑØ â€*: XD
[17:31] Ã�4ÑØ â€*: ross has mcfail internets like us
[17:31] Ã�4ÑØ â€*: excpet not as fail
[17:31] Ã�4ÑØ â€*: but still pretty bad
[17:31] -[♫] Žexy-ŽizzA // {Ã�²â€*}: little nicky nipple rubbing internets?
[17:34] -[♫] Žexy-ŽizzA // {Ã�²â€*}: OMG
[17:35] -[♫] Žexy-ŽizzA // {Ã�²â€*}: i'm still laoding the H2v net off topic sections D:

lol xfire convo's move so fast dont they :XD: EMOTION ABUSE!


Dad: well theres two types of cops. theres tax collectors and cops.
around here we only have tax collectors.
and on the same token theres two types of Tax's isn't there. a tax for doing something wrong which is called a fine and a tax for doing something right which is just called tax.
fuck my dads a legend sometimes.

[phase]

[20:29] {&#167;3}VůĹĉ&#227;ђ: My dick has candy
[20:29] {&#167;3}VůĹĉ&#227;ђ: wanna try some?
[20:29] Erotic loverrrr/Phase: Yar
[20:29] * {&#167;3}VůĹĉ&#227;ђ presents his package
[20:30] * Erotic loverrrr/Phase takes the candy out of vulcans package
[20:30] * {&#167;3}VůĹĉ&#227;ђ splooges all over phases hands
<3 gay talk.

[Atty]

That is gross........ :gonk:

[phase]

Subject: How to end the war quickly if you have absolutely no respect for pigs!
An Israeli friend recently informed me that the UK fought the Islamic terrorist attacks by burying the criminals with a pig. Apparently the Islamic belief is that if ones' body is buried with a pig (because they are considered unclean) their soul will go to hell. I did a little research into this subject matter and found it to be true. This got me thinking.
If we put a baby pig on every airline flight then all suicide terrorists would abort their missions as they would not want their souls to go to hell. Additionally, if we drop shipped, oh say, 100,000 pigs into Afghanistan I think our recon and assault efforts may be more successful. Apparently Muslims dislike the very sight of pigs A LOT!
They are also adamantly opposed to alcohol, thus we spike their water supply with a few thousand gallons of moonshine, get them drunk and turn the pigs loose. The war would be over in a weekend.
:v

[teh lag]

RaduMachedon [3:36 P.M.]: my GOD b.net is full of retards
RaduMachedon [3:36 P.M.]: honest to god downs retards
CtrlAltDe5tr0y [3:36 P.M.]: just figured that out?
RaduMachedon [3:37 P.M.]: I thought it didn't go below adhd
RaduMachedon [3:37 P.M.]: I was wrong
RaduMachedon [3:37 P.M.]: looking at the ARg thing
RaduMachedon [3:37 P.M.]: they don't deserve to have it
RaduMachedon [3:42 P.M.]: rofl... saw : halo
RaduMachedon [3:42 P.M.]: "those who do not respect the ARG given to them
RaduMachedon [3:42 P.M.]: do not deserve it"
CtrlAltDe5tr0y [3:42 P.M.]: lmao
CtrlAltDe5tr0y [3:43 P.M.]: i want to play a game.. er, alternate reality game.
.

[Bodzilla]

:v
HOLLY SHIT! Idea of the century bro :XD:

[p0lar_bear]

cb the polarbear: ugh, i had such a bad infection on my toe, they filled it with novocaine, and it didn't work when they cut my nail out :smithicide:
Timo: owned
Timo: I hate the underside of my big toe fill up with blood when I was little
Timo: and they had to put a hot needle through the nail
Timo: fucking hurrrrt
Timo: He was like, "count all the wood knots on the roof while I" FUCKFUCKO OWOOWOWWOWO

Timo just has a way with words.

[Masterz1337]

[09:28] HF=MX= Gen.???????: can you help me?
[09:28] &#208;4&#209;&#216; †: with what
[09:29] HF=MX= Gen.???????: protecting a map
[09:29] &#208;4&#209;&#216; †: I don't kno whow
[09:29] &#208;4&#209;&#216; †: I think you need a hacked tool
[09:29] HF=MX= Gen.???????: damn
[09:29] HF=MX= Gen.???????: does masterz knows?
[09:29] &#208;4&#209;&#216; †: yes
[09:29] &#208;4&#209;&#216; †: hes one of hte only ones who can protect a map
[09:29] HF=MX= Gen.???????: but he scares me

[Masterz1337]

victoria: shneil
victoria: i needd ur help
Masterz1337: what is it?
victoria: lets combine powers
Masterz1337: i dont do abortions
victoria: haha fuck u

[Emmzee]

Announcement 2101 war started.
(Explosion goes out)
Captain: By mistake is something of the earth which? You say!!
Engineer: That seems the way in someone putting in place the explosive.
Communication operator: Captain! The signal entered!
Captain: What!! B?
Communication operator: Range of vision comes to the principal screen.
Captain: Y!!
CATS: While using is it seems the gentleman way.
CATS: Cooperating with Federal Government power, the cat took over your entire basis.
CATS: I that and eventually the edge of your boat, presume that it is, oh.
Captain: Impossibility! T!!
CATS: Your cooperation thank you.
CATS: Cherish these several remaining times of your life.
CATS: Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha...
Communication operator: Captain....
Captain: As for aircraft everything of ZIG! It takes off!!
Captain: As for us those reliance which cannot do thing...
Captain: Future as for desire because of us...
Captain: There is your hand. ZIG!!
.

[teh lag]

Woooaah...


Allyourbase on crack.

[CtrlAltDestroy]

Masterz1337: its a good lol
CtrlAltDe5tr0y: more like a HUEG FUCKING LOL THAT IF YOU LOLED THIS LOL YOU WOULD BE SO FUCKING LOLED OUT THAT YOU WOULD NEVER LOL AGAIN FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE, EVER.
CtrlAltDe5tr0y: THAT KIND OF LOL

[Rosco]

! Trinx || >TP<: if that's not epic I don't know what is
! Trinx || >TP<: a guy named Strider banned for aimbotting on a different game, and downloading from a source called cream21

[Emmzee]

Molotovnight (http://kingdomofloathing.com/showplayer.php?who=1286593): I think the mob penguins are trying to protect the rest of Grimace from adventurers and an UNKNOWN ENEMY
From KoL speculation.

[Rentafence]

Dancing Mongoose: I went to Home De-Pot
Dancing Mongoose: Saw some Bitches
rentafence: Were they fine?
Dancing Mongoose: dayumm they was from europe
rentafence: wtf?
Dancing Mongoose: fresh outta allgirl boarding skool
rentafence: European chicks in a home depot?
Dancing Mongoose: de-pot, yo

[Patrickssj6]

Patrickssj6 (7:47:10 PM): so if you use cheatengine use Halo2.exe+offset...I haven't found a solution for VB....Bitterbanana gave me reference to C++ but slaped me for still using VB lawl
Sparten B33F 117 (7:47:20 PM): haha
Patrickssj6 (7:47:51 PM): And I was liek zomfg omg rawr
Sparten B33F 117 (7:48:12 PM): dont you remember the commandments
Sparten B33F 117 (7:48:21 PM): thou shalt not rawr at bitterbanana
Patrickssj6 (7:48:28 PM): lmao
Patrickssj6 (7:48:40 PM): thou shall not steal code
Patrickssj6 (7:48:42 PM): hups broken
Patrickssj6 (7:48:49 PM): I broke the law!
Patrickssj6 (7:49:05 PM): Pursuing the American Banana-dream
Sparten B33F 117 (7:49:08 PM): thou shalt not have sex with patrickssj6's gf
Sparten B33F 117 (7:49:11 PM): hups broken
Patrickssj6 (7:49:15 PM): lmao
Patrickssj6 (7:49:30 PM): Banana-Dream sounds...strange
Sparten B33F 117 (7:49:34 PM): lol
Patrickssj6 (7:49:37 PM): Sounds wet to me
Patrickssj6 (7:49:40 PM): hawrhawr
Sparten B33F 117 (7:49:50 PM): it makes me wet =3

[TeeKup]

Wow patrick. That was very enlightening.

[Random]

[19:40] &#223;&#214;&#223;&#226;~F&#235;TT™/[FBI]&#223;&#214;&#223;&#226;&#169;: rofl
[19:40] &#223;&#214;&#223;&#226;~F&#235;TT™/[FBI]&#223;&#214;&#223;&#226;&#169;: mao
[19:40] &#223;&#214;&#223;&#226;~F&#235;TT™/[FBI]&#223;&#214;&#223;&#226;&#169;: is there some secret
[19:40] &#223;&#214;&#223;&#226;~F&#235;TT™/[FBI]&#223;&#214;&#223;&#226;&#169;: board
[19:40] &#223;&#214;&#223;&#226;~F&#235;TT™/[FBI]&#223;&#214;&#223;&#226;&#169;: i dont know about
[19:40] &#223;&#214;&#223;&#226;~F&#235;TT™/[FBI]&#223;&#214;&#223;&#226;&#169;: because i was told about this
[19:40] &#223;&#214;&#223;&#226;~F&#235;TT™/[FBI]&#223;&#214;&#223;&#226;&#169;: and was told it was a secret
[19:40] &#223;&#214;&#223;&#226;~F&#235;TT™/[FBI]&#223;&#214;&#223;&#226;&#169;: D:

YOU HAVE BEEN EXPOSED U Mexican

[phase]

YOU HAVE BEEN EXPOSED U Mexican
How the hell is he mexican the miss spelled lmao¿

[Terry]

!Teяяy™: HOW DO YOU FUCK
!Teяяy™: WITH A MIDGET
Alec: SHES NOT
Dankpot: LOLLOOOOLL
Alec: A MIDGET
Alec: MIDGETS ARE GROSS
Alec: LOL
Dankpot: LOL
!Teяяy™: :S TO YOU SHE MUST BE
Alec: YEAH
Alec: SHE IS
!Teяяy™: TINY
Alec: ITS LOLS WHEN WE STAND TOGETHER
!Teяяy™: I BET HAVE TO HOLD HER IN ONE HAND
!Teяяy™: AND USE HER
!Teяяy™: TO JACK YOURSELF OFF
Not quite sure what happened to me last night :S

[4RT1LL3RY]

mZgC_ZHt4NM

Penguins are watchign you right now, out the window.
*weird laugh*
Penguin, Penguin, Penguin, I love staring at you.
The Penguins are neck Penguins, they eat your neck.
Its goes munch munch munch crunch
Then done, done with your neck
:lol: at Deep Thoughts

[PlasbianX]

* Syuusuke has joined #DeviantL2
<Syuusuke> 14lvl 58 AW lfp =D
<PlasX> never
<PlasX> ;x
<Syuusuke> 14pfft
<Syuusuke> 142 more levels =/
<PlasX> wanna start a rebellion with me at h2v?
<Syuusuke> 14like..
<PlasX> i wanna get zeph stripped of his mod powers
<Syuusuke> 14i enjoy zeph abusing
<PlasX> i dont

:saddowns:

[DaneO'Roo]

lmfao :cop:

[phase]

"
In the beginning there was Moot (http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/Moot). On the first day Moot created 4chan (http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/4chan) and said 'Lord, this is 4chan, bringer of pain'.
On the second day, Moot created Anonymous (http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/Anonymous), they became lonely so Moot created Bridget (http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/Bridget), Anonymous complained of this trap, but Moot proclaimed 'there are no girls on the interbutt (http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/No_girls_on_the_internet), Bridget will suffice'.
On the third day, Moot gave man tripcode (http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php?title=Tripfags&action=edit), 'behold tripcode' he said, only ye who wish to forgive may preform.
On the forth day, Moot created /b/ (http://b/), and many Anonymous rejoiced.
On the fifth day, the server crashed, Moots creation was in dissaray, MYSQL errors killed off many Anonymous with no mercy.
On the sixth day, there was a sticky, and many complained of this sticky, and thusly proclaimed 'this sticky sux0rz'.
On the seventh day, Moot created faggot laws (http://b/day), and anonymous knew what must be done.
""
<3 encyclopedia dramatica

[TeeKup]

Ryujin says:
IM A TEEKUP
Ekarus says:
THAT WAS DISTURBING
Ryujin says:
Woah woah woah
Ryujin says:
i just had a brain fart
Ryujin says:
my vision faded in and out
Ekarus says:
lol

Lol

[Emmzee]

<3 encyclopedia dramatica
Die in a fire, EDiot. Uncyclopedia (www.uncyclopedia.org) is where it's at. We're actually funny.

[rossmum]

[22:44] Linkage - Epicness is Now: reminds me of my mate
[22:44] Linkage - Epicness is Now: a cop came to the school
[22:44] Linkage - Epicness is Now: a female cop
[22:44] Linkage - Epicness is Now: and she was kinda hot
[22:44] 20.OGef.Kurz (Ross): :O
[22:45] Linkage - Epicness is Now: and she was just walkin round tlakin to ppl
[22:45] Linkage - Epicness is Now: so she comes ova to our seat
[22:45] Linkage - Epicness is Now: and my mates like
[22:45] Linkage - Epicness is Now: "hey, do you allow guns on the playground?"
[22:45] Linkage - Epicness is Now: shes like
[22:45] Linkage - Epicness is Now: "No"
[22:45] Linkage - Epicness is Now: and hes like
[22:45] Linkage - Epicness is Now: "What about these guns * raises his arms*"
[22:45] 20.OGef.Kurz (Ross): LOL

[Roostervier]

[16:26] SnoopDogg132332: I THINK MICROSOFT SAM IS SEXY
[16:27] CtrlAltDe5tr0y: i do too
[16:27] SnoopDogg132332: BUt MICROSOFT ANNA IS JUST HAWT
[16:27] CtrlAltDe5tr0y: shes a two timing WHORE
[16:27] SnoopDogg132332: MAKES ME WANNA SMACK DAT ALL ON THA FLOOR
[16:27] SnoopDogg132332: yeah i know
[16:27] SnoopDogg132332: but i get to smack that all on the flo
[16:27] CtrlAltDe5tr0y: AY-KON
[16:27] CtrlAltDe5tr0y: KON VICKKKT
[16:27] SnoopDogg132332: yEH NiGAA
[16:27] CtrlAltDe5tr0y: I SEE DE ONE SHE BE DAT LAY-DEHHHHAH
[16:27] SnoopDogg132332: I HATE JEWS!
[16:28] SnoopDogg132332: ER
[16:28] CtrlAltDe5tr0y: I HATE YOU!
[16:28] SnoopDogg132332: LOL
[16:28] SnoopDogg132332: YOU JEWISH MB MB
[16:28] CtrlAltDe5tr0y: NO
[16:28] SnoopDogg132332: WHY HATE ME THEN D:
[16:28] CtrlAltDe5tr0y: BECAUSE YOU HAVE A FUNNY NOSE
[16:28] SnoopDogg132332: NOI DONT
[16:28] CtrlAltDe5tr0y: YES YOU DO
[16:28] SnoopDogg132332: OMG
[16:28] SnoopDogg132332: MY OPINON
[16:28] SnoopDogg132332: RESPECT IT
[16:28] SnoopDogg132332: OMG
[16:29] SnoopDogg132332: YOU HAVE TO
[16:29] CtrlAltDe5tr0y: YOU OPINION
[16:29] SnoopDogg132332: OR ELSE
[16:29] CtrlAltDe5tr0y: DOESNT MATTER
[16:29] SnoopDogg132332: FUCK
[16:29] SnoopDogg132332: I GOT OWNED
[16:29] CtrlAltDe5tr0y: EVEN A RAT WITH ALZHEIMERS
[16:29] SnoopDogg132332: THE LIVING HELL IS WRONG WITH ME
[16:29] CtrlAltDe5tr0y: HAS MORE OF AN OPINION
[16:29] CtrlAltDe5tr0y: THAT MATTERS
[16:29] CtrlAltDe5tr0y: THAN YOU
[16:29] CtrlAltDe5tr0y: OWNED
[16:29] CtrlAltDe5tr0y: ALSO, BRB
[16:29] SnoopDogg132332: I KNOW CUZ SNAFS STUFF PWNZ BUT I SAY NOT OMG LOAL IM NUB
[16:29] CtrlAltDe5tr0y: ICE CREAM
[16:29] SnoopDogg132332: OMG I WANT
[16:31] CtrlAltDe5tr0y: WHAT FLOVOR
[16:31] CtrlAltDe5tr0y: FLAVOR
[16:31] CtrlAltDe5tr0y: HUH
[16:31] SnoopDogg132332: UH
[16:31] SnoopDogg132332: I DUNNO
[16:31] SnoopDogg132332: I AM POSTING
[16:31] CtrlAltDe5tr0y: PICK OR DIE
[16:31] SnoopDogg132332: ... SOMETHING
[16:31] SnoopDogg132332: K
[16:31] SnoopDogg132332: UH
[16:31] SnoopDogg132332: I CANT
[16:32] CtrlAltDe5tr0y: THEN
[16:32] CtrlAltDe5tr0y: YOU DIE
[16:32] SnoopDogg132332: COCKIES AND CREAM
[16:32] CtrlAltDe5tr0y: (cat)
[16:32] SnoopDogg132332: THERE
[16:32] CtrlAltDe5tr0y: HAHAHAHAHAH
[16:32] CtrlAltDe5tr0y: COCKIES
[16:32] CtrlAltDe5tr0y: DO YOU WANT SEMEN WITH THAT
[16:32] SnoopDogg132332: YES PLZ
[16:32] CtrlAltDe5tr0y: K
[16:32] CtrlAltDe5tr0y: HERE
[16:32] CtrlAltDe5tr0y: (cat)
[16:32] CtrlAltDe5tr0y: EAT IT.


[16:34] SnoopDogg132332: OMG
[16:34] SnoopDogg132332: WHAR SEMEN NOW
[16:34] SnoopDogg132332: I NEED
[16:34] SnoopDogg132332: ON MY ICE CREAM
[16:34] CtrlAltDe5tr0y: here
[16:34] CtrlAltDe5tr0y: :jizz:
[16:34] CtrlAltDe5tr0y: HERE.
[16:34] SnoopDogg132332: THAT THAR WAS QUICK
[16:34] SnoopDogg132332: ALSO
[16:35] CtrlAltDe5tr0y: YEAH I PRACTICES SO NO I CAN DO IT REAL FAST
[16:35] SnoopDogg132332: WHAT IS IZZ, IT MAKES FUNNY FACE INFRONT OF IT
[16:35] SnoopDogg132332: LIKe
[16:35] SnoopDogg132332: HES JUIZZING
[16:35] SnoopDogg132332: JIZZING*
Only like an 8th of our convo, LOAL.

[Pooky]

Pooky: I guess a whore is more than the sum of its parts.
Pooky: Wait...

.

[Stealth]

TSL Stealth (6:49:43 PM):Hey guess what!
Patrickssj6 (6:56:27 PM):what
TSL Stealth (6:57:29 PM):I've learned that lots of Red sand gives you sun burns, and that most people don't know how to read signs
Patrickssj6 (6:58:14 PM):very nice
Patrickssj6 (6:58:39 PM):does it burn?
TSL Stealth (6:58:18 PM):yes
Patrickssj6 (6:58:45 PM):hehe
Patrickssj6 (6:58:55 PM):more like a provoking question
Patrickssj6 (6:58:59 PM):^^
TSL Stealth (6:59:00 PM):the temp down where I was scuba diving this week end was 100+
TSL Stealth (6:59:06 PM):in the shade
TSL Stealth (6:59:09 PM):>.>
TSL Stealth (6:59:17 PM):but the water was cold!
Patrickssj6 (7:00:09 PM):switch back and forth a few times (get into the water then lay yourself in the sand and repeat) then you are dead
Patrickssj6 (7:00:17 PM):it's true
Patrickssj6 (7:00:24 PM):and I bet it's gonna burn even more
TSL Stealth (7:00:10 PM):and I found a watch and some beer cans on the lake bottom
TSL Stealth (7:00:38 PM):there was tons of beer cans there
Patrickssj6 (7:07:14 PM):lol
TSL Stealth (7:07:49 PM):some stupid ass hole just about run over a few scuba divers too
TSL Stealth (7:08:00 PM):in a NO BOAT ZONE!
Patrickssj6 (7:08:41 PM):lol
TSL Stealth (7:10:58 PM):and just about every diver there was yelling at the jack ass "This is a NO BOATING ZONE! GET OUT!" I was just about to yell "HEY DUMB FUCK< GET YOUR FAT ASS OUT OF THE NO BOAT ZONE BEFORE I CALL THE FEDS."
TSL Stealth (7:12:23 PM):oh, and I saw something funny
Patrickssj6 (7:13:10 PM):lol
Patrickssj6 (7:13:15 PM):a fat woman?
TSL Stealth (7:13:03 PM):give me a sec to up load it
TSL Stealth (7:16:31 PM):http://img177.imageshack.us/img177/5638/m1010231vz7.jpg (http://img177.imageshack.us/img177/5638/m1010231vz7.jpg)
le bus, got le ticket!
Patrickssj6 (7:42:59 PM):lol
TSL Stealth (7:42:48 PM):heh

[CN3089]

Die in a fire, EDiot. Uncyclopedia (http://www.uncyclopedia.org) is where it's at. We're actually funny.

Actually no, you're not

also;

[12:07:40am] <+Agent_Kurosawa> haha, shit
[12:07:44am] <+Agent_Kurosawa> I really managed to do it
[12:07:52am] <+Agent_Kurosawa> 983MB/232GB remaining on my porn drive
[12:07:59am] <+Agent_Kurosawa> Time to migrate data
[12:08:05am] <+Bok> uh oh!
[12:08:23am] <+Agent_Kurosawa> haha, that's going to be like, a good 5 hours of migrating too
[12:08:29am] <+Agent_Kurosawa> It's a clean 156-160GB
[12:10:06am] <+Agent_Kurosawa> 175GB
[12:10:08am] <+Agent_Kurosawa> :o
[12:14:10am] <+Agent_Kurosawa> I need a separate array just to store the porn
[12:17:09am] Agent_Kurosawa «~Ed@ool-4571c50c.dyn.optonline.net» has Quit iRC (Ping timeout)
[12:17:37am] <+Bok> Yeah, you don't have a problem.

[teh lag]

SnoopDogg132332 [12:58 P.M.]: wtf
SnoopDogg132332 [12:58 P.M.]: please fap


:gonk:

[PlasbianX]

[15:35] alphasquadron: hey u have a dildo in ur rectum right?
[15:36] alphasquadron: A NICE PAINFUL DILDO
[15:36] alphasquadron: WITH SPIKES
[15:36] alphasquadron: AND GHIZ!
[15:39] alphasquadron: ANSWER ME IF UR NOT HOMOSEXUAL!
[15:40] plasbianx: hey fag, shut the fuck up, leave me the fuck alone, and go play with your dad's strap on mmk?
[15:40] alphasquadron: i prefer cock in the anus
[15:40] alphasquadron: BUT YOUR THE REAL FAGGOT
[15:40] plasbianx: goof for you
[15:40] plasbianx: good*
[15:40] alphasquadron: REMEMBER WHEN U HAD BUTTSECKS WITH BARNEY
[15:41] alphasquadron: AND MICHEAL JACKSON TAPED IT
[15:41] alphasquadron: TO FUCK UR DAD WITH
[15:41] plasbianx: no, no i dont.
[15:41] alphasquadron: AND THEN
[15:41] plasbianx: wow kid
[15:41] alphasquadron: U FUCKEDF UR MOPUTH
[15:41] plasbianx: think you're funny?
[15:41] alphasquadron: EVEN THO IT DOESNT FIT
[15:41] alphasquadron: CAUSE
[15:41] alphasquadron: UR PENIS IS 1 INCH
[15:41] plasbianx: Sorry kid.
[15:41] plasbianx: You are the one with the millimeter peter
[15:41] plasbianx: so stfu, and have a nice day
[15:41] This user has been blocked

[Roostervier]

:gonk:
Wait what? I saw that on your drawing, you dirty bastard! It's not my fault you draw weird stuffz.

[Patrickssj6]

Very enlightening

[rossmum]

Plas, who the fuck was that?

[PlasbianX]

Plas, who the fuck was that?

Some dude who always asks me for betas, so i ignore him and he goes psychotic.

[rossmum]

Bahaha.

[Emmzee]

You know what's not cool? The Holocaust. You're just mad 'cause you didn't get to go to camp.
From the Loathing at Coldfront forums.

[Emmzee]

20.OGef.Kurz (Ross): urgh
20.OGef.Kurz (Ross): no
20.OGef.Kurz (Ross): it wasn't any specific post
20.OGef.Kurz (Ross): he used his sig
20.OGef.Kurz (Ross): OOPS
20.OGef.Kurz (Ross): wrong window
[H2V]Emmzee: LOL
[H2V]Emmzee: IM TELLING EVERYONE

[Stealth]

I have two Quotes today, I don't know if you guys think they're funny, but I must say, the fire works and walmart is funny.

Walmart and fire works.


TSL Stealth (11:22:38 PM):Fire works are Banned in Utah
downskated4096 (11:23:25 PM):lol party poopers
TSL Stealth (11:22:53 PM):and walmart is still selling fire works
downskated4096 (11:23:33 PM):lol
TSL Stealth (11:23:00 PM):lmfao
downskated4096 (11:23:39 PM):FUCKING WALMART
TSL Stealth (11:23:03 PM)::D


Poor guy vs Rock in tall dry grass.


TSL Stealth (11:14:15 PM):Hey Keel Geuss what
zipdipo (11:15:10 PM):what
TSL Stealth (11:15:07 PM):some poor guy in utah set the hill side on fire
TSL Stealth (11:15:50 PM):the funny thing is, he hit a rock as he was mowing down the dry grass and brush and it started a fire
zipdipo (11:16:43 PM)::|
TSL Stealth (11:16:14 PM):and the gov is trying to make him pay for puting out the fire
TSL Stealth (11:16:38 PM):and he has no hair on his head now
TSL Stealth (11:16:41 PM):heh
TSL Stealth (11:16:44 PM)::D
zipdipo (11:17:25 PM):lol

[PlasbianX]

[11:28] heymetal: damn
[11:29] heymetal: you dont look anything like i imagined
[11:29] heymetal: fuck
[11:29] heymetal: you look 30
[11:29] heymetal: :(
[11:30] heymetal: r u there?

[rossmum]

[12:18] [H2V]Emmzee: guess what
[12:18] [H2V]Emmzee: if I get $300
[12:18] [H2V]Emmzee: I can get this guy to order the parts for an AK-47
[12:18] 20.OGef.Kurz (Ross): hahahahah nice
[12:18] [H2V]Emmzee: and he'll assemble it
[12:18] [H2V]Emmzee: and give it to me
[12:18] [H2V]Emmzee: I LOVE THIS COUNTRY

[Emmzee]

http://img247.imageshack.us/img247/3264/boorepml9.png
GOD FUCKING DAMMIT

[Stealth]

TSL Stealth (8:20:07 PM):any ways, one thing I'd like to see you make, is a program that acts as an AI, so it plays H2V for you. heh that'd be funny
Patrickssj6 (8:21:00 PM):lol?
Patrickssj6 (8:21:10 PM):AimBot Shoot
Patrickssj6 (8:21:13 PM):XD
Patrickssj6 (8:21:16 PM):AutoShoot + Aimbot
TSL Stealth (8:21:04 PM):an AI program that runs, jumps, fights, and moves like an AI, not a aim bot, but a working AI program for H2V
Patrickssj6 (8:21:59 PM):fights for you?
Patrickssj6 (8:21:59 PM):lol
Patrickssj6 (8:22:07 PM):randomly running around and shooting
Patrickssj6 (8:22:10 PM):haha
TSL Stealth (8:21:34 PM):lmfao
TSL Stealth (8:21:45 PM):blows up the ghosts and tanks
Patrickssj6 (8:22:30 PM):lol
Patrickssj6 (8:22:32 PM):spawn camping
Patrickssj6 (8:22:35 PM):included
TSL Stealth (8:21:57 PM):lmfao
Patrickssj6 (8:22:38 PM):as a bonus feature
TSL Stealth (8:22:07 PM):spawn cmaping with a tank
Patrickssj6 (8:23:06 PM):lol yeah
TSL Stealth (8:22:29 PM):an shoots people in the the feet
Patrickssj6 (8:23:22 PM):running to over shield automatically getting into tank and driving to enemy base
TSL Stealth (8:22:51 PM):lmfao
TSL Stealth (8:22:53 PM):XD
TSL Stealth (8:24:14 PM):it'd be the ultimate Lazy aim bot
TSL Stealth (8:24:30 PM):with that nooby like fighting
Patrickssj6 (8:25:28 PM):lol
TSL Stealth (8:25:28 PM):it'd be even funner if it could say "I'm a stupid little noob with boobs, some one hump me"
Patrickssj6 (8:26:29 PM):lol

XD that'd be funny.

[TeeKup]

.:=EP_T&#163;&#163;KUP™:.: lol
&#208;4&#209;&#216; †: yahuh orly
&#208;4&#209;&#216; †: but seriosuly though, its more like me giving my gf a blowjob in the wardrobe
&#208;4&#209;&#216; †: ohwait
.:=EP_T&#163;&#163;KUP™:.: XDDDDDDDD
&#208;4&#209;&#216; †: MIXE DUP KIK
&#208;4&#209;&#216; †: LOL*
.:=EP_T&#163;&#163;KUP™:.: HAH HA HA HA

LOL Dano's great XD.

[Masterz1337]

POPO HUNTER: masterz
POPO HUNTER: HELLO SIR
POPO HUNTER: i need your help
CMT-Masterz1337: yes?
POPO HUNTER: its about halo 2 vista
POPO HUNTER: i need a halo 2 vista cd key
POPO HUNTER: and i know you have connectinos
POPO HUNTER: can you help me out sir?
CMT-Masterz1337: i dont have any keys my good man i am sorry
POPO HUNTER: ok
POPO HUNTER: does anybody you know have cd keys?
POPO HUNTER: or can get cd keys?
POPO HUNTER: i know you know alot of ppl
POPO HUNTER: give me a name
POPO HUNTER: or xfire
CMT-Masterz1337: afraid not sir
POPO HUNTER: ok
POPO HUNTER: you fucking piece of shit liar
CMT-Masterz1337: ok ?
CMT-Masterz1337: no
POPO HUNTER: lick my cunt
<This user is now offline>

[rossmum]

Hahahahahaha.

[Bodzilla]

hook us up with dem connections masters :downs:

[n00b1n8R]

I'd like a vista ultimate key first my good man :downs:

[rossmum]

[21:50] 20.Ogef.Kurz (Ross): :haw:
[21:50] 20.Gren.Adler (Link): whats that
[21:50] 20.Gren.Adler (Link): I can pose legs
[21:50] 20.Gren.Adler (Link): okay
[21:50] 20.Gren.Adler (Link): cool
[21:50] 20.Ogef.Kurz (Ross): what's that, linkage says i can edit better than him
[21:50] 20.Ogef.Kurz (Ross): ok
[21:50] 20.Ogef.Kurz (Ross): cool
[21:50] 20.Gren.Adler (Link): and?
[21:50] 20.Gren.Adler (Link): least I can pose legs
[21:50] 20.Ogef.Kurz (Ross): least i can edit
[21:50] 20.Ogef.Kurz (Ross): ...
[21:50] 20.Ogef.Kurz (Ross): ok
[21:51] 20.Ogef.Kurz (Ross): this is going nowhere
[21:51] 20.Gren.Adler (Link): LEAST I CAN POSE LEGS
[21:51] 20.Ogef.Kurz (Ross): LEAST I CAN EDIT
[21:51] 20.Ogef.Kurz (Ross): ALSO,
[21:51] 20.Ogef.Kurz (Ross): MY DADDY COULD BEAT YOUR DADDY
[21:51] 20.Ogef.Kurz (Ross): WHAT NOW
[21:51] 20.Gren.Adler (Link): nah
[21:51] 20.Gren.Adler (Link): he coudlt
[21:52] 20.Ogef.Kurz (Ross): man i love kindergarten faceoffs
[21:52] 20.Gren.Adler (Link): nuhuh
[21:52] 20.Gren.Adler (Link): ur
[21:52] 20.Ogef.Kurz (Ross): I KNOW YOU ARE YOU SAID YOU ARE BUT WHAT-AM-I
[21:52] 20.Gren.Adler (Link): STFU
[21:52] 20.Gren.Adler (Link): I'm a black belt at origami and I'll fold your face in

[n00b1n8R]

[21:52] 20.Gren.Adler (Link): I'm a black belt at origami and I'll fold your face in

stold xD

[rossmum]

[01:30] sss: ross hello
[01:30] sss: are you there?
[01:30] 20.Ogef.Kurz (Ross): hey bruce
[01:30] sss: oh so
[01:30] sss: guess what
[01:31] 20.Ogef.Kurz (Ross): what?
[01:31] sss: you didnt guess.
[01:31] 20.Ogef.Kurz (Ross): soz
[01:31] 20.Ogef.Kurz (Ross): you drunk?
[01:31] sss: wooooooooooo
[01:31] 20.Ogef.Kurz (Ross): yay
[01:31] sss: you're winner
[01:31] 20.Ogef.Kurz (Ross): i win the prize
[01:31] sss: the prize is a purple pony
[01:31] sss: you interested?
[01:32] 20.Ogef.Kurz (Ross): yeah cool
[01:32] 20.Ogef.Kurz (Ross): they must be pretty rare
[01:32] sss: they are worth like 100gp yo
[01:32] 20.Ogef.Kurz (Ross): omg
[01:32] 20.Ogef.Kurz (Ross): i could get rich
[01:33] sss: you could get two rich
[01:33] sss: maybe four
[01:33] 20.Ogef.Kurz (Ross): awesome

[AAA]

[21:50][21:52] 20.Gren.Adler (Link): STFU
[21:52] 20.Gren.Adler (Link): I'm a black belt at origami and I'll fold your face in

omg, Sigged. XD!

[TeeKup]

Ryujin says:
Oh hai connor
Connor says:
hey
Connor says:
skyline just pointed out that you posted yourself in the risky proposition thread :3
Ryujin says:
Yes I did
Connor says:
muhaha
Ryujin says:
Oh.WAIT
Ryujin says:
HES GOING TO GET U TO PHOTOSHOP IT
Connor says:
to finish photoshopping it rather >_>
Ryujin says:
OH NOES
Connor says:
COMBINED EFFORTS FOR COMBINED LULZ
Ryujin says:
TOGETHER WE ARE VOLT- ERR CAPTAIN PLANET

Look for my photoshoped face in the Risky Propsition thread >_>;

[teh lag]

CtrlAltDe5tr0y [8:09 P.M.]: i dont have a tabet ok :(
CtrlAltDe5tr0y [8:09 P.M.]: i mean
CtrlAltDe5tr0y [8:09 P.M.]: tablet*
RaduMachedon [8:09 P.M.]: rofl bitbet
RaduMachedon [8:09 P.M.]: er
RaduMachedon [8:09 P.M.]: tibet
RaduMachedon [8:09 P.M.]: a typo of a typo
CtrlAltDe5tr0y [8:09 P.M.]: of a typo
RaduMachedon [8:09 P.M.]: yes


Our typing abilities are gone beyond repair! :haw:

[Atty]

[20:17] iAtty: Sometimes I think war is God's way of teaching us geography.

[Stealth]

Aman to that.
and...


TSL Stealth (6:53:49 PM):Hey, do you have time to watch alittle funny video
KabooseJr (6:54:15 PM):um, sure
TSL Stealth (6:54:17 PM):http://www.break.com/index/the-assumption-song.html (http://www.break.com/index/the-assumption-song.html)
TSL Stealth (6:54:19 PM):heh
TSL Stealth (6:54:24 PM):tell me what you think of it
TSL Stealth (6:54:28 PM):watch it too
KabooseJr (6:54:35 PM):right now im making a tutorial on how to make a sig
TSL Stealth (6:54:36 PM):cool
KabooseJr (6:55:21 PM):ever watched code monkeys
TSL Stealth (6:55:29 PM):no
KabooseJr (6:56:17 PM):wow lol
KabooseJr (6:56:25 PM):that is a rofl

if you click on the link, watch the video, and listen to the music.

[TeeKup]

Ekarus says:
Numca tells me to cut a hole in a strainer and sitck the strainer onto the Internet adapter
Ekarus says:
Coulden't find a strainer
Ekarus says:
so, I make tin foil into a dome
Ekarus says:
stick it to the internet adapter
Ekarus says:
and wahm!
Ryujin says:
LOL SERIOUSLY?
Ryujin says:
THAT WORKED?
Ekarus says:
Yes!
Ryujin says:
HOLY FUCK
Ekarus says:
It worked amaseingly!
Oh snap.


Connor says:
u look like that guy from the roswell TV series
Ryujin says:
ROFL

[rossmum]

[11:58] 20.Ogef.Kurz (Ross): also,
[11:58] 20.Ogef.Kurz (Ross): you missed a major forum drama
[11:58] 20.Ogef.Kurz (Ross): :(
[11:58] 20.Ogef.Kurz (Ross): MY LIFE WAS THREATENED
[11:58] 20.Ogef.Kurz (Ross): AT LEAST 5 TIMES
[11:58] YiP: what?
[11:59] 20.Ogef.Kurz (Ross): hahah
[11:59] YiP: nowai
[11:59] 20.Ogef.Kurz (Ross): some 14-year-old poser
[11:59] 20.Ogef.Kurz (Ross): trying to make out he was some big gangsta
[11:59] 20.Ogef.Kurz (Ross): said he'd come "bury me"
[11:59] 20.Ogef.Kurz (Ross): i told him to meet me at sydney airport and fucking try
[11:59] YiP: wait
[11:59] 20.Ogef.Kurz (Ross): he promptly shut up
[11:59] YiP: say that one more time
[11:59] YiP: my brain exploded
[12:00] 20.Ogef.Kurz (Ross): scroll up, i'm not typing that shit out again >:(
[12:00] YiP: oh i read it
[12:00] YiP: im just loling at the fact that you were threatened by a fourteen year old
[12:01] 20.Ogef.Kurz (Ross): don't laugh, dude
[12:01] 20.Ogef.Kurz (Ross): it's serious
[12:01] 20.Ogef.Kurz (Ross): his homies will come and kill me
[12:01] 20.Ogef.Kurz (Ross): they're all over the world, man
[12:01] YiP: rofl
[12:01] 20.Ogef.Kurz (Ross): he leads a secret underground network of e-tards who can't speak english worth shit
[12:02] YiP: a retardo funk syndicate with fisher price guns and baggy pants
[12:02] YiP: who listen to fergie and lil jon all day
[12:02] 20.Ogef.Kurz (Ross): lmfao
[12:02] YiP: run while you still can

[Ryan]

you know how the church is against gay marriage?
Well, correct me if I'm wrong, but didn't jesus have two daddies? Mary's Husband and God....
I think I should send a letter to the pope
"Jesus had two daddies, why can't I?"

[Dole]

[12:02] YiP: who listen to fergie and lil jon all day
Why, that's [Pee-your-hips-high-see-thru-cotton-white-underwear-while-blatantly-exposed-on-stage-in-front-of-hundreds-of-paparazzi-for-god-knows-how-long]-alicious!

[rossmum]

[14:02] YiP: Steal her.
[14:02] YiP: She's a hamburger.
[14:03] YiP: Be the hamburglar.
[14:03] YiP: Fool.

[FRain]

[21:50] 20.Ogef.Kurz (Ross): :haw:
[21:52] 20.Gren.Adler (Link): I'm a black belt at origami and I'll fold your face in


LMFAO SIGGED.

[rossmum]

[03:33] 20.Gren.Hoepner: i have a question Kurz
[03:33] 20.Gren.Hoepner: i need your opinion
[03:34] 20.Ogef.Kurz (Ross): ok
[03:34] 20.Gren.Hoepner: im looking for pictures for a sig
[03:34] 20.Gren.Hoepner: and i'm wondering
[03:34] 20.Gren.Hoepner: which would like better as my sig
[03:34] 20.Gren.Hoepner: http://news.webshots.com/photo/2860877050089413999fHmEDI
[03:34] 20.Gren.Hoepner: or
[03:35] 20.Gren.Hoepner: http://news.webshots.com/photo/2439071040089413999rLsAab
[03:35] 20.Ogef.Kurz (Ross): probably the second
[03:36] 20.Gren.Hoepner: reasons for such a decision?
[03:36] 20.Ogef.Kurz (Ross): i just like it better :P
[03:36] 20.Ogef.Kurz (Ross): up to you
[03:36] 20.Gren.Hoepner: yeah
[03:36] 20.Gren.Hoepner: i dont know which i like better
[03:36] 20.Gren.Hoepner: the first one looks all serious, to reflect my sort of serious side
[03:36] 20.Gren.Hoepner: but in the second one the guy is just so jolly
[03:37] 20.Gren.Hoepner: he's in a sort of hillbilly pose
[03:37] 20.Ogef.Kurz (Ross): yeah
[03:37] 20.Gren.Hoepner: "Look Hauptmann, i dun killed mahself a rusky!"
[03:38] 20.Ogef.Kurz (Ross): lmao

[LinkandKvel]

Check my sig.

[teh lag]

Masterz1337 [7:40 P.M.]: now where the fuck is neka
Masterz1337 [7:41 P.M.]: it s liek
Masterz1337 [7:41 P.M.]: 2 weeks
RaduMachedon [7:46 P.M.]: neka?
Masterz1337 [7:47 P.M.]: ?
Masterz1337 [7:47 P.M.]: oooh
Masterz1337 [7:47 P.M.]: wow
Masterz1337 [7:47 P.M.]: how the hell
Masterz1337 [7:47 P.M.]: did i spell sneeze neka


:eyesroll:

[Archon23]

Bumper sticker on the back of my cousins car: Don't steal. The government hates competition.

[p0lar_bear]

[00:22] Timo: Come on feel the noise!
[00:22] Timo: Girls rock the boys!
[00:22] p0lar_bear: WE GET
[00:22] p0lar_bear: WIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILD
[00:22] p0lar_bear: WILD WILD
[00:22] Timo: WIIIIIIIIIIIIILD WILD WILD
[00:22] Timo: rock on
[00:22] p0lar_bear: SO YOU SAY WE PLAY OUR MUSIC WAY TOO LOUD, I TELL YOU, HONEY...
[00:23] p0lar_bear: ...*nudge*
[00:23] Timo: I don't know what part of the song you're at
[00:24] p0lar_bear: I DOOOOOON'T KNOOOOOOOW WHY!
[00:24] Timo: ANYMOOORE
[00:24] p0lar_bear: GOD, you are such a failure
[00:24] Timo: OH NO
[00:24] Timo: :(

.

[Skiiran]

[19:54] <Requesting file transfer. Waiting for response>
[19:54] Восстание декабристов: Accept.
[19:54] <Uploading file HP OOTP quick 1.gif>
[19:54] <Completed uploading file HP OOTP quick 1.gif >
[19:56] Восстание декабристов: D:
[19:56] Восстание декабристов: Well?
[19:56] 20.Ogef.Kurz (Ross): what
[19:56] 20.Ogef.Kurz (Ross): the
[19:56] 20.Ogef.Kurz (Ross): FUCK
[19:56] 20.Ogef.Kurz (Ross): are you on
[19:56] Восстание декабристов: :3

In hindsight it was funnier with the picture.

[n00b1n8R]

then post it :saddowns:

[Bad Waffle]

reaper man hk (10:06:06 PM): also, my new puppy says you're a massive faggot
reaper man hk (10:06:31 PM): well, as much as i can hear him, he's sitting on my balcony
reaper man hk (10:06:39 PM): yes, i has a balcony :spin:

[Skiiran]

[23:52] Восстание декабристов: I has new pikturrs.
[23:52] Восстание декабристов: Get yourself off of WoW.
[23:52] Zyonicus: No!
[23:52] Восстание декабристов: YES.
[23:52] Восстание декабристов: YES, GOD DAMMIT.
[23:52] Восстание декабристов: ):
[23:52] Zyonicus: I pissed myself D:<
[23:53] Восстание декабристов: :o

Also, the pictures were these:
http://img525.imageshack.us/img525/6247/winnagewithguitarsip4.gif

http://img177.imageshack.us/img177/6897/hpootpquick1hx3.gif

Note: the guy on the right in the first picture is Ross.

EDIT: WoL, that quote is Godly.

[n00b1n8R]

BREATHE THREAD BREATHE

n00b1n8R says:
here's something to think about
n00b1n8R says:
don't drink water
n00b1n8R says:
fish have sex in it
Al. says:
ooookaaaay then, I'm going to die of dehydratyion now, except I'm pretty sure i would prefer a little fish jizz to dying

[Dr Nick]

I hate life, "Fish don't have sex, the female lays eggs in water, and the male comes later and fertilizes them. They feed off the inner layers of the egg until they hatch." GODDAMN DISCOVERY CHANNEL!! But yes, fish DO produce sperm and a lot of it misses and gets into our waterr purfiers.

Let's see, quote:
[11:51:18] <nickwarr_182> lol, I seareched for teh song 'No Reason' by sum 41 a while ago.... it said 'Searching for no reason, please wait...'

[Dr Nick]

YAYNEWQUOTEALREADY!!!!


[13:45:05] <XbTrivia> sports: how many teams are there in the nfl?
[13:45:05] <XbTrivia> Hint: ^^
[13:45:25] <XbTrivia> Hint: 3^
[13:45:45] <XbTrivia> Hint: 33
[13:46:06] <XbTrivia> Hint: 33
[13:46:26] <XbTrivia> The correct answer was 33 ! You're going to have to try harder! Get ready for the next one...

[Emmzee]

I'll start with a reply to scott, since my response to toad seems to have run away with itself.

Not all literature will feed a meaning to you. Sometimes you must, through evaluation of context, reach the conclusion on your own. Also, don't you think I would have ragged on you way earlier if you'd made some sort of inane grammar mistake in a comic about language?


Ok, I'm going to break the rest of this down, science like.

Quote
I don't think the internet has been the death of cogent written language at all, I think it's just more noticable because of the amount of people who normally wouldn't use written communication have now discovered blogging and Myspace. I can think of a few people I know who are eloquent and coherent in real life who turn into bumbling morons as soon as a keyboard is placed in front of them.

Your set theory needs work.

Let's assume that "written language" is defined as "set of written language instances" (we'll call this set 'W'). Let's assume all w(sub)i ∈ W have some integer value corresponding to the "quality" of the instance's construction. Specific values aren't important for our purposes, but we will define that higher values indicate well constructed thoughts, and lower values (bounded by zero) indicate something you might find on, say, the Gaia online forums (http://www.gaiaonline.com/forum/?) or a random Myspace page. Now, we will note that Gaia online is the single most popular message board on the internet, and that myspace is the sixth most popular website on the internet, period.

Let's look at the composition of pre-internet W. Let's say that we take the average value of all the elements in W as a baseline.

Now, let's look at the composition of W today. Myspace has 106 million accounts as of about a year ago, growing at a rate of a quarter million accounts daily (giving us a current-day estimate of around 175 million registered accounts) We can be charitable and assume that only half of these accounts ever post a comment anywhere else, and that of those only half continue to post accounts. This will, in and of itself, add 87.5 million additional elements to W. This is really just a curiosity though, and not important to my overall point. What is important, though, is my extra scientific random sample. I am here going to search myspace for accounts from both men and women, and sort them by last logged in (since this will be a likely indicator of a regular use account, indicating that these individual people to contribute more to the total sum of written language than a person who logs in exactly once). Once we have observed an arbitrary random population, I will make a subjective call as to whether or not the writing style in general on each page is of average quality from what I would expect from a literate indivdual, below average, or above average. I give my word that I am, in fact, doing this in real time, and not cherrypicking my random sample in the least.

Because I am impossibly charitable, I will not look at the actual comments posted to each page.

STAND BACK! HERE COMES THE SCIENCE:

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=82843724
The page design makes my eyes bleed, but unfortunately that's not one of my grading criteria. Surprisingly, everything is pretty well written. Perhaps I will fail to substantiate my claim; science is so fickle!
This is well above what I was expecting so, even though the writing is nothing special, I will rate it highly.

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=143451492
Oh dear. Perhaps I was a bit hasty in my analysis of the first page. Below average.

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=159173136
It's like staring into the abyss, except instead of staring back the abyss just rapes you in the face.

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=107581976
Oh, thank god. I'm HOPING that I'm wrong, because I can't take much more like the two pages before this one. This is Average.

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=22166469
Less bad than some examples, but still decidably below average. Does it really take that much effort to hit the shift key?

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=102311829
I shouldn't need to explain why this is awful. This is approaching zero.

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=187321674
Free of constant misspellings and grammatical errors (aside from being consistantly lowercased), but the sentences have the maturity of a 6th grader at best.
Below average.

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=4411614
"I am number one and you aint number shit"
Damn you, double negatives! Perhaps I am number two?
This page gets points for being the first page with a song that I actually liked, but the writing is still unquestionably sub-par.

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=192118146
Oh god, I can't do this any more.


Qualatative analysis leaves our sample set with the the score: 1 above average, 1 average, 7 below average, and at least 3 being offensively awful. Now, let's take our average and assume that the literally billions of comments on myspace in general will share a similar trend (even though comments tend to be much worse than the "about me" section of the pages). I don't think that it's irresponsible to assume that the number of comments posted to various myspace pages is approaching (or even exceeding) one billion instances. This is absolutely not an insignificant sum.

Now, the science-minded amongst you may be thinking at this point, "but halon, you haven't even estimated the total volume of works produced prior to the internet". Well, I'm getting to that. According to the Book Industry Study Group, the number of books published in English speaking countries from 2003 to 2004 was around 175,000. If we charitably assume that this rate has been constant (even though it's obviously been much lower previously) since the invention of the printing press by Gutenberg, that would leave a total number of published volumes (again, in English) of around 97,475,000.
Ninety-seven million is not a huge number, considering the volumes we have previously examined. I am aware that books published is not the entirety of "instances of written language", but it is not an unreasonable indicator. What is important for us to extrapolate from this is that the volume of shit flushed through our inter-tubes is not statistically insignificant.

Now, to bring this mess together, we have shown that a)in one of the most popular sites on the internet, writing is on average sub-par and 2)the amount of writing produced on the internet is statistically significant given the historical sum total of writing in english. That part is pretty stunning, even to me.

From here, it's simple arithmetic. To a set with pre-existing elements, W, we are adding new elements of collectively lesser value. It is not possible, obviously, to increase the average value of the elements in W when adding elements whose average is lesser than that of the original average.


Quote
The sad matter is that unless you were an author or a journalist, chances are you didn't write anything longer than a short note to yourself before the invention of computers.

Most adults have to write things more often than you seem to anticipate. I am not trying to be condescending here (ok, so I am a little), but memos and corkboards existed long before group CCs in emails did.


Quote
Certainly, this is a very broad, crude generalisation, but written communication was slow, and there was no written equivalent of instant messaging. The fact that you can have conversations in real time means that if you don't have a great typing speed, the conversation goes at an unbearably slow pace, and its more casual so you would tend to type in the same style that you would speak, using strange abbreviations like couldn't've and other linguistic monstrosities that really shouldn't be typed. People speak with horrendous grammar most of the time, and noone really notices because its a conversation.

Spoken language is absolutely not the same as written language, so this isn't really relevant to my point at all. Further, I am not talking about trying to type in real time to someone over an instant messaging client. I am talking about the premeditated submission of information to a fora.

Quote
I'm sure there's a lot of people who take that bit of extra time to make sense and not have any glaringly bad spelling or grammar errors, apart from the occasional typo, and this forum is really good for that, I've yet to see someone r3pl4c3 v0w3ls w1th nUmb3rs or UsE aLtCaPs FoR nO ReAsOn At AlL. The way I see it, you're making mountains out of molehills. The conversation language style that most forums and comment boards work by means that you should expect people to make an effort, but you shouldn't look for the kind of perfection you would expect from a book or newspaper.

You're missing my point. There is a difference between the occaisonal typo that anyone can make, and writing like an autistic 3rd grader. Also, an ex-roommate of mine is an education major. He graded papers for a 6th grade class (he part-timed as a TA for a middle school), and I saw them on a regular basis.
About half of them were written in the linguistic style of a myspace comment, minus the animated gifs. I wish that I were joking or even exaggerating.


Quote
You'll have more fun on the internet if you calm down a bit.
The internet was originally implemented to facilitate the detonation of humans. I think that means it's really made to facilitate anger.


Quote
I just noticed the irony about halon badly communicating a point about bad communication. This is what the word "irony" was invented for.
No, what I did was the expression of a point in an oblique manner. That is not the same as being physically incapable of forming a sentence without inserting thousands of "http://theslackerz.com/forums/Smileys/default/wink.gif" , which is what I was criticizing.


.h
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[LlamaMaster]

Mr. Lee: Yeah, I have quite a bit of gay friends

LlamaMaster: wtf

Mr. Lee: but any time someone hits on me, I tell em

Mr. Lee: "Silly faggot, dicks are for chicks"

[Emmzee]

[H2V]Emmzee: meow
(<H2V>) Legionaire: meow <3
(<H2V>) Legionaire: purr
[H2V]Emmzee: woof
(<H2V>) Legionaire: bark
[H2V]Emmzee: meowpurr
[H2V]Emmzee: <3
(<H2V>) Legionaire: snarl
(<H2V>) Legionaire: growl
[H2V]Emmzee: hiss

[TeeKup]

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Get in the kitchen
Or you will be too.

Courtesy of bash.com

:downs:

[et_cg]

Silly faggot, dicks are for chicks!

[DaneO'Roo]

[14:36] !=MX= Gen.λяъϊזєř: hey
[14:36] !=MX= Gen.λяъϊזєř: can i have one for ur cmt weapon tags =D
[14:36] !=MX= Gen.λяъϊזєř: ill stop asking
[14:36] &#208;4&#209;&#216; †: why sure
[14:36] !=MX= Gen.λяъϊזєř: r u kidding?
[14:36] &#208;4&#209;&#216; †: let me rar it for you
[14:37] !=MX= Gen.λяъϊזєř: no really if its fake ur really mesed up
[14:37] <Requesting file transfer. Waiting for response>
[14:37] <Uploading file CMT H3 AR Redux.rar>
[14:37] <Completed uploading file CMT H3 AR Redux.rar >
[14:38] &#208;4&#209;&#216; †: k
[14:39] !=MX= Gen.λяъϊזєř: u sure this is real
[14:40] !=MX= Gen.λяъϊזєř: cmon is this real
[14:40] &#208;4&#209;&#216; †: sure it is
[14:40] !=MX= Gen.λяъϊזєř: cuz ima dl winrar and check it now
[14:40] &#208;4&#209;&#216; †: ok
[14:41] !=MX= Gen.λяъϊזєř: man cmt is fucked up y cant u guys share so other ppl can b better and u guys wont laugh at them lol
[14:42] &#208;4&#209;&#216; †: I see
[14:43] &#208;4&#209;&#216; †: you rlike the rest of the retarded people who think give everyone everything
[14:43] !=MX= Gen.λяъϊזєř: .....
[14:43] &#208;4&#209;&#216; †: see
[14:43] &#208;4&#209;&#216; †: if we gave everyoen
[14:43] &#208;4&#209;&#216; †: everythign we made
[14:43] &#208;4&#209;&#216; †: our maps
[14:43] &#208;4&#209;&#216; †: wouldnt be unique
[14:43] &#208;4&#209;&#216; †: and sepcial
[14:43] &#208;4&#209;&#216; †: and all our good hard work
[14:43] &#208;4&#209;&#216; †: would go tainted in bad maps
[14:43] &#208;4&#209;&#216; †: thentheres all hte shitty mods wiht our weapon in htem
[14:43] &#208;4&#209;&#216; †: etc etc
[14:43] !=MX= Gen.λяъϊזєř: but keeping it a secert... ur like the goverment and the aliens
[14:43] &#208;4&#209;&#216; †: if people want their own fucking halo 3 AR
[14:43] &#208;4&#209;&#216; †: fucking make one
[14:44] &#208;4&#209;&#216; †: quit expecting to mooch
[14:44] !=MX= Gen.λяъϊזєř: no u scared the fucked out of M6dEEp
[14:44] &#208;4&#209;&#216; †: were not keepign it a fuckign secret
[14:44] &#208;4&#209;&#216; †: we make the shit fo ryou guys to play with
[14:44] &#208;4&#209;&#216; †: where not goign to giv eyou the actual stuff
[14:44] &#208;4&#209;&#216; †: thatdf be like a game company givingout their source code
[14:47] !=MX= Gen.λяъϊזєř: ok
[14:47] !=MX= Gen.λяъϊזєř: i get it
[14:48] !=MX= Gen.λяъϊזєř: but wuts inside the rar
[14:48] &#208;4&#209;&#216; †: a halo 3 AR
[14:49] !=MX= Gen.λяъϊזєř: ... the real tag?
[14:49] &#208;4&#209;&#216; †: yep


<Text document entitled "hurr", text: "Piss off">

[14:49] !=MX= Gen.λяъϊזєř: ... ur lying huh
[14:50] !=MX= Gen.λяъϊזєř: wow nice
[14:50] !=MX= Gen.λяъϊזєř: u told me to pissed off
[14:50] &#208;4&#209;&#216; †: :haw:

[Masterz1337]

Should have sent him your photoshopped porn stars. That guy was bothering me all day too.

[Dr Nick]

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Get in the kitchen
Or you will be too.

Courtesy of bash.org

:downs:Fixed!

[n00b1n8R]

@ dano: reeeeeeeeeepppppppppp!

edit: fuck can't D:

[DaneO'Roo]

[20:33] ! ~DiCe | [PoW]: sup nub
[20:34] &#208;4&#209;&#216; †: sorry I cant answer that, Im not azn
[20:34] ! ~DiCe | [PoW]: fkn stop saying that u fkn emo
[20:35] &#208;4&#209;&#216; †: i cant asnwer that cause I'm not a Dice
[20:36] ! ~DiCe | [PoW]: STFU
[20:37] ! ~DiCe | [PoW]: FK SAKE DANE
[20:38] &#208;4&#209;&#216; †: FUCK*
[20:39] ! ~DiCe | [PoW]: FUCK U
[20:39] &#208;4&#209;&#216; †: YOU*
[20:40] ! ~DiCe | [PoW]: EMO
[20:41] &#208;4&#209;&#216; †: Dice*
[20:41] ! ~DiCe | [PoW]: http://files.kavefish.com/pictures/collections/bunny_suicide/_index
[20:51] ! ~DiCe | [PoW]: lol
[20:52] &#208;4&#209;&#216; †: ftp.diceisafag.cum/server1/files/movies/dice_cumshot_&_deepthroat_01_hi_res.wmv
[20:52] &#208;4&#209;&#216; †: :haw:
[20:52] ! ~DiCe | [PoW]: ahahah so funny..
[20:52] &#208;4&#209;&#216; †: i know you are but what am I
[20:53] ! ~DiCe | [PoW]: a garbage man
[20:53] &#208;4&#209;&#216; †: no thats your job
[20:53] ! ~DiCe | [PoW]: NO U
[20:54] &#208;4&#209;&#216; †: yeah, i know, you. Thats what I said
[20:54] ! ~DiCe | [PoW]: NO U
[20:56] &#208;4&#209;&#216; †: yeah, again retard , you
[20:56] &#208;4&#209;&#216; †: i said that
[20:56] &#208;4&#209;&#216; †: wow
[20:56] ! ~DiCe | [PoW]: NO U
[20:57] &#208;4&#209;&#216; †: [20:56] ! ~DiCe | [PoW]: im a fag hurr

[n00b1n8R]

dice was being a fag to me too earlier. mind if i show him this post and try some of that next time?

btw, I O U 2 reps.

[TeeKup]

Ryujin says:
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-4683633849173722609&q=Schnappi&total=639&start=0&num=10&so=0&type=search&plindex=1
Ryujin says:
I want a geman speaking crocodile
Rylan says:
i think that vid made my balls explode
Rylan says:
wtf
Ryujin says:
ROFL
Ryujin says:
AH HA HA HA

EDIT:

Rylan says:
link my ass
Ryujin says:
http://i17.tinypic.com/4punzwi.gif
Rylan says:
holy shit
Rylan says:
there it is
Rylan says:
and then god said
Rylan says:
FUCK OFF
Ryujin says:
ROFL

[teh lag]

RaduMachedon [8:43 P.M.]: Reminds me of a story from school
RaduMachedon [8:44 P.M.]: this kid was typing up an english essay
RaduMachedon [8:44 P.M.]: his name was like "dill nasii" or something
RaduMachedon [8:44 P.M.]: but he typed it wrong cause he was in a rush, spell check put in "dildo nazi"
.

[LlamaMaster]

Mr. Lee says:
Yes, Llama, you can fuck with my pussy

[Atty]

Mr. Lee says:
Yes, Llama, you can fuck with my pussyFalsifying quotes is a -repable offense.

[Emmzee]

Falsifying quotes is a -repable offense.
http://img96.imageshack.us/img96/6940/omgsadag7.png

Ghost, please change the rep rules.

[Ki11a_FTW]

Ki11a_FTW:So, when did you loose your vigniity?
Link816: When he started to..
Link816: hey wait a minute

[Bastinka]

Š&#238;l&#241;†WndPL{BPJWD}™: shugga butt?
Š&#238;l&#241;†WndPL{BPJWD}™: creamie dreamie?
FireDragon: 8am
I find it funny because of the way it just came out of nowhere, dunno about you guys.

[teh lag]

RaduMachedon [2:02 P.M.]: I've noticed I've been fantasizing alot
RaduMachedon [2:03 P.M.]: about stabbing e-retards in the face
RaduMachedon [2:03 P.M.]: specifially in the eye and onto the brain
CtrlAltDe5tr0y [2:03 P.M.]: RaduMachedon<!-- (12:01:54 PM)-->: I've noticed I've been fantasizing alot
CtrlAltDe5tr0y [2:03 P.M.]: im just going to be quoting that part
CtrlAltDe5tr0y [2:03 P.M.]: good day sir

proof of his lies D:

Edit : The saga continues!


RaduMachedon [2:04 P.M.]: and I will be quoting the entire thing first.
RaduMachedon [2:05 P.M.]: http://www.h2vista.net/forums/showpost.php?p=103157&postcount=963
CtrlAltDe5tr0y [2:05 P.M.]: *gets a mod to delete your post*

[CtrlAltDestroy]

RaduMachedon: I've noticed I've been fantasizing alot

edit: no fuck you mister

[TeeKup]

Ki11a_FTW:So, when did you loose your vigniity?
Link816: When he started to..
Link816: hey wait a minute


Thats priceless.

[LinkandKvel]

[15:04] llamaboy772: sup, I can't tlak now though, doing.......schol
[15:05] !{ATK}/[Ka6]Link!™: your humping ur skoo
[15:05] !{ATK}/[Ka6]Link!™: u sick bastard
[15:05] llamaboy772: lmao
[15:05] llamaboy772: anywho, finishing a papaer ttyl
[15:05] llamaboy772: paper*
[15:05] !{ATK}/[Ka6]Link!™: and that sir is one for the quote thread!!!1 character(s)

[Ki11a_FTW]

hahaha

[Skiiran]

My sister is awesome. This was from this morning, where I had fallen asleep on the couch.

Me: I gotta go to the restroom.
Sister: Wash your hands.
Me: It's not like I'm touching my ass.
Sister: Yeah, well, you slept with your hand in your pants.
Me: Oshit, really?!

[mech]

Pooky: firefox 2.0 sucks
Pooky: internet epxplorer 7 sucks
Pooky: every itunes update since release has sucked
Pooky: I wish people would just make something right then leave it
{Sc1}Newguy!: or
{Sc1}Newguy!: u could
{Sc1}Newguy!: use it
{Sc1}Newguy!: and LIVE WITH IT
{Sc1}Newguy!: OR FIST YOURSELF
Pooky: what the fuck do you think I'm doing
{Sc1}Newguy!: LOL
Pooky: regardless, I wish people would do it right the first time
{Sc1}Newguy!: SO NU ADMIT FISTING YOURSELF
Pooky: oh god

[n00b1n8R]

Pooky: firefox 2.0 sucks
Pooky: internet epxplorer 7 sucks
Pooky: every itunes update since release has sucked
Pooky: I wish people would just make something right then leave it
{Sc1}Newguy!: or
{Sc1}Newguy!: u could
{Sc1}Newguy!: use it
{Sc1}Newguy!: and LIVE WITH IT
{Sc1}Newguy!: OR FIST YOURSELF
Pooky: what the fuck do you think I'm doing
{Sc1}Newguy!: LOL
Pooky: regardless, I wish people would do it right the first time
{Sc1}Newguy!: SO NU ADMIT FISTING YOURSELF
Pooky: oh god


well he is... ~:awesome:>



Magic 8 Ball says:
Good, huh? That's good!

n00b1n8R says:
o rly?

Magic 8 Ball says:
What a question! Who knows?

n00b1n8R says:
jesus

Magic 8 Ball says:
Who's Jesus?

n00b1n8R says:
some guy

Magic 8 Ball says:
Surely not some guy.

n00b1n8R says:
yer, he's just some guy.

Magic 8 Ball says:
No...

n00b1n8R says:
yes

Magic 8 Ball says:
Yea.

n00b1n8R says:
yea

Magic 8 Ball says:
Yeah.

n00b1n8R says:
good

Magic 8 Ball says:
Right?

n00b1n8R says:
yes

Magic 8 Ball says:
Yea.

n00b1n8R says:
lol

Magic 8 Ball says:
What's so funny?

n00b1n8R says:
you

Magic 8 Ball says:
What can I say, I like to entertain. :)

lolbot

[Ki11a_FTW]

i personally found this funny


link816 says:
ok.. but will this cause problems?..
Ki11a FTW says:
no...why?
link816 says:
u just said..
Ki11a FTW says:
said what
link816 says:
look up in the chat window..
Ki11a FTW says:
i dont see it
link816 says:
..
Ki11a FTW says:
jus tell me
link816 says:
[19:01] Ki11a FTW: in the stand fixed aim still anim
[19:01] link816: it can turn down 45 degrees
[19:02] Ki11a FTW: did u make it so it can look down, completely down
[19:02] link816: and up
[19:02] Ki11a FTW: thats why.
[19:02] link816: why?..
[19:02] link816: whats wrong with that?
[19:02] Ki11a FTW: i dont knows
[19:02] Ki11a FTW: ai are morons
Ki11a FTW says:
i dont recal of saying that.
link816 says:
.......
link816 says:
u said it loook through the chat window
Ki11a FTW says:
why should i
link816 says:
Ki11a FTW says:
i never call anything a moron
Ki11a FTW says:
even if it is an artificial intelligance
link816 says:
u did..
Ki11a FTW says:
false.

[DaneO'Roo]

[21:32] [FBI] Ducky™ | iS`DuCky™: UPDATES!
[21:32] [FBI] Ducky™ | iS`DuCky™: =D
[21:33] &#208;4&#209;&#216; †: PISS OFF!
[21:33] &#208;4&#209;&#216; †: =D

[Bodzilla]

:fail:

ducky brings all the boys to the yard :'(

[DaneO'Roo]

[22:01] [FBI] Ducky™ | iS`DuCky™: welllllllll
[22:04] &#208;4&#209;&#216; †: 9j eat8gn te vest cgeese cjaje
[22:04] &#208;4&#209;&#216; †: oops
[22:04] [FBI] Ducky™ | iS`DuCky™: ......
[22:04] &#208;4&#209;&#216; †: im eating the best cheesecake
[22:05] [FBI] Ducky™ | iS`DuCky™: LOL


*edit* oh fuck, this cheesecake is making me feel sick. Maybe I shouldn't be eating it at 10 pm rofl

[PenGuin1362]

bit too drunk 69: man i felt them up nicely
Wave of Lag: ill screw your dick to a wall, btd

[LlamaMaster]

LlamaMaster says:
she...was...so...hot........she...didn't...have... a....date...
Ki11a FTW says:
dude should have just fucked ur sister and raped that babe
LlamaMaster says:
wtf, ahve sex with my sister 0_0
Ki11a FTW says:
ehmmm i mean forget her
LlamaMaster says:
hahahahahhahahahaha

[TeeKup]

Ryujin says:
hey ross, could you send me Shook Me All Night Long by ACDC when you get back
All I see turns to brown, as the run burns the ground... - http://ww... says:
back
All I see turns to brown, as the run burns the ground... - http://ww... says:
ok
All I see turns to brown, as the run burns the ground... - http://ww... says:
xfire transfers faster so i'll send it through that
Ryujin says:
problem
Ryujin says:
xfire isnt on this computer, and her empress restricted me so I can install any applications on her computer
All I see turns to brown, as the run burns the ground... - http://ww... says:
urgh
All I see turns to brown, as the run burns the ground... - http://ww... says:
lame
Ryujin says:
thats what i said
Ryujin says:
and she sait
Ryujin says:
and i quote
Ryujin says:
tough shit, deal with it pansy.
All I see turns to brown, as the run burns the ground... - http://ww... says:
LOL OWNED:I lulz with ross.


Ryujin says:
awesome
Ryujin says:
i wanted to do this song in the talent show
Ryujin says:
then i realise my voice would cause a girls uterus to implode
All I see turns to brown, as the run burns the ground... - http://ww... says:
lmao

[LlamaMaster]

LlamaMaster says:
....
Ki11a FTW says:
i detect jealousy?
LlamaMaster says:
lmao
LlamaMaster says:
nice texture **giggles**
Ki11a FTW says:
hah
Ki11a FTW says:
its better than what you can do cum face
LlamaMaster says:
orly?
Ki11a FTW says:
rly
LlamaMaster says:
not rly
Ki11a FTW says:
orly
LlamaMaster says:
rly
Ki11a FTW says:
not rly
LlamaMaster says:
rly
Ki11a FTW says:
rly
LlamaMaster says:
yes rly
Ki11a FTW says:
orly
LlamaMaster says:
rly
Ki11a FTW says:
not rly
LlamaMaster says:
rly rly
Ki11a FTW says:
orly?
LlamaMaster says:
RLY
Ki11a FTW says:
NOT RLY
LlamaMaster says:
yes rly!
Ki11a FTW says:
orly?
LlamaMaster says:
rly!
Ki11a FTW says:
not rly!
LlamaMaster says:
yah rly!
Ki11a FTW says:
rly?
LlamaMaster says:
rly rly rly!!!
Ki11a FTW says:
NOT RLY!
LlamaMaster says:
i'm rly seriously!
Ki11a FTW says:
orly?
LlamaMaster says:
rly
Ki11a FTW says:
not rly
LlamaMaster says:
i rly think so
Ki11a FTW says:
i rly dont
LlamaMaster says:
i rly do
Ki11a FTW says:
o rly
LlamaMaster says:
rly damnit!
Ki11a FTW says:
not really !
LlamaMaster says:
yes rly!
Ki11a FTW says:
o rly?
LlamaMaster says:
i rly wish this could end
Ki11a FTW says:
i rly do to
LlamaMaster says:
you rly do?
Ki11a FTW says:
rly
LlamaMaster says:
i rly do too
Ki11a FTW says:
then lets rly stop it
LlamaMaster says:
yes, please rly do
Ki11a FTW says:
you should rlystart
LlamaMaster says:
i rly think you should rly start
Ki11a FTW says:
i rly think you should
LlamaMaster says:
i rly think you should
Ki11a FTW says:
o rly?
LlamaMaster says:
rly
Ki11a FTW says:
not rly
LlamaMaster says:
this is rly painful
Ki11a FTW says:
rly rly painful
LlamaMaster says:
rly rly rly painful
Ki11a FTW says:
rly rly rly rly rly rly rly rly rly rly rly rly rly rly rly rly rly rly rly rly rly rly rly rly rly rly rly rly rly rly rly rly rly rly rly rly rly rly rly rly rly rly rly rly rly rly rly rly rly rly rly rly rly rly rly rly rly rly rly rly rly rly rly rly rly rly rly rly rly rly rly rly rly rly rly rly rly rly rly rly rly rly rly rly rly rly rly rly rly rly rly rly rly rly rly rly rly rly painful
LlamaMaster says:
i rly rly think we should stop before this gets rly rly out of hand
Ki11a FTW says:
i rly do to
LlamaMaster says:
i rly think your going to cave
Ki11a FTW says:
not rly
LlamaMaster says:
rly
Ki11a FTW says:
not rly
LlamaMaster says:
seriously, i rly think you should stop
Ki11a FTW says:
i rly think you should go first
LlamaMaster says:
no you, rly
Ki11a FTW says:
i rly insist you do
LlamaMaster says:
i rly demand you do
Ki11a FTW says:
i rly wish you would
LlamaMaster says:
i rly wish you would first
Ki11a FTW says:
rly, just go
LlamaMaster says:
rly, you
Ki11a FTW says:
im rly getting tired of this
LlamaMaster says:
I rly am too
Ki11a FTW says:
JUST STOP BEFORE I GET RLY MAD
LlamaMaster says:
RLY, SAME HERE
Ki11a FTW says:
O RLY?
LlamaMaster says:
RLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ki11a FTW says:
NOT RLY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LlamaMaster says:
RLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ki11a FTW says:
not rly
LlamaMaster says:
I'M RLY GETTING FUCKING TIRED OF THIS
Ki11a FTW says:
O rly?
LlamaMaster says:
....rly
Ki11a FTW says:
ok rly... i need to work on my map now
LlamaMaster says:
i rly do too
Ki11a FTW says:
then rly stop
LlamaMaster says:
you rly stop
Ki11a FTW says:
ill give you 1 dollar if you rly stop
LlamaMaster says:
how are you rly going to give me the cash?
Ki11a FTW says:
you should rly check out paypal
LlamaMaster says:
i rly don't feel like it
Ki11a FTW says:
orly
LlamaMaster says:
rly
Ki11a FTW says:
ok rly i give up
LlamaMaster says:
rly?
Ki11a FTW says:
rly
LlamaMaster says:
then stop saying rly
Ki11a FTW says:
i rly want to
Ki11a FTW says:
but i rly cant
LlamaMaster says:
i rly can't too
Ki11a FTW says:

Ki11a FTW says:




??
LlamaMaster says:
one know, I rly thought we were done!
LlamaMaster says:
*oh rly
Ki11a FTW writes:

LlamaMaster says:
rly?
Ki11a FTW writes:

LlamaMaster says:
I'm rly about to piss myself in anger
Ki11a FTW writes:

Ki11a FTW writes:

Ki11a FTW writes:

LlamaMaster says:
rly, stfu
Ki11a FTW writes:

LlamaMaster says:
rly? If so say a sentence with the word rly in it
LlamaMaster says:
without* rly
Ki11a FTW writes:

LlamaMaster says:
type it, rly
Ki11a FTW says:














































































































LlamaMaster says:
type it rly



Ki11a FTW says: I quit
LlamaMaster says:
thank you, rly
Ki11a FTW says:
your rly welcome
LlamaMaster says:
you rly are too
Ki11a FTW says:
I QUIT

LlamaMaster says:
thank god
Ki11a FTW says:
lol
LlamaMaster says:
i was about to die
Ki11a FTW says:
that was getting annoying
Ki11a FTW says:
lol "quoted
LlamaMaster says:
that sucked ass
LlamaMaster says:
anyway, I'm sick of you for today, cya
I hated every second of that.

[rossmum]

:I lulz with ross.
Oops, I typo'd my display name :gonk:

*sun

[Ki11a_FTW]

Ki11a FTW says:
LlamaMaster says:
she...was...so...hot........she...didn't...have... a....date...
Ki11a FTW says:
dude should have just fucked ur sister and raped that babe
LlamaMaster says:
wtf, ahve sex with my sister 0_0
Ki11a FTW says:
ehmmm i mean forget her
LlamaMaster says:
Ki11a FTW says:
you sunofa bitch
LlamaMaster says:
lol
Ki11a FTW says:
dam u beat me\
LlamaMaster says:
ha

[Emmzee]

(<H2V>) Legionaire: so like, want to have sex now?
[H2V]Emmzee: k

[Ki11a_FTW]

^= win

[Masterz1337]

BobaTheFett76: i wish i was bi

[Boba]

BobaTheFett76: i wish i was bi
BobaTheFett76: i wish i was bi
BobaTheFett76: wait what
Masterz1337: rofl
BobaTheFett76: ITS GETTING LATE
:saddowns:

[Reaper Man]

rossmum: :wtc:
rossmum: i feel weird
rossmum: my brain is all over the fucking place
Reaper Man: that's called loneliness and lack of sunlight
Reaper Man: :3
rossmum: good poit
rossmum: *point
Reaper Man: I gotta go now you massive homosexual
rossmum: where
Reaper Man: into town
rossmum: haha
rossmum: lives are for squares
I think not.

[n00b1n8R]

and that's why your a square :downs:

[Reaper Man]

and that's why your a square :downs:
Why, because I was out all night last night at a party? :saddowns:

[Masterz1337]

How many girls did you get drunk reaper man? Your change in attitude shows obviously not enough (I kid I kid)

[n00b1n8R]

Why, because I was out all night last night at a party? :saddowns:

yer? well I was playing games with the guys till 11:30!
clearly I am cooler. http://sa.tweek.us/emots/images/emot-colbert.gif

[TeeKup]

BobaTheFett76: i wish i was bi
http://img227.imageshack.us/img227/7882/nosv1.png
:saddowns:

[teh lag]

CtrlAltDe5tr0y [11:19 A.M.]: then you get buried in a nice casket
CtrlAltDe5tr0y [11:19 A.M.]: with an awesome funeral service
CtrlAltDe5tr0y [11:19 A.M.]: damn i wish i was dead right now

Leet the emo.

[CtrlAltDestroy]

hey shut up

[Reaper Man]

yer? well I was playing games with the guys till 11:30!
clearly I am cooler. http://sa.tweek.us/emots/images/emot-colbert.gif
Yeah well, after the party, I gamed. I WIN.

[n00b1n8R]

but there are people at party's.
REAL people.

I win. :v

[Reaper Man]

but there are people at party's.
REAL people.

I win. :v
Yeah, well you're a massive douche, therefore I win by default.

[n00b1n8R]

but douche's get to go to cool places, unlike you :)

[rossmum]

He's got you there, Reaper.

[Masterz1337]

Yeah, well you're a massive douche, therefore I win by default.
Worst comeback ever. Bricks "the toilet store" was better.

[Roostervier]

Worst comeback ever. Bricks "the toilet store" was better.
Oh yeah? Where'd you get those clothes at? The toilet store? </lulz>

Anyway:


[18:29] SnoopDogg132332: back
[18:30] SnoopDogg132332: dude wtf
[18:30] SnoopDogg132332: my sister just asked me if i wanna smoke a doobie
[18:30] SnoopDogg132332: and pulled out some weed from her purse
[18:30] radumachedon: uh
[18:30] SnoopDogg132332: i was like
[18:30] SnoopDogg132332: wtf.... (yeh)
[18:30] SnoopDogg132332: >_>
[18:30] radumachedon: lmfao
[18:30] SnoopDogg132332: she doesnt even smoke
[18:30] SnoopDogg132332: i think its her boy friends
[18:30] SnoopDogg132332: because he was like
[18:30] SnoopDogg132332: dont
[18:30] SnoopDogg132332: no dont
[18:30] SnoopDogg132332: lol
[18:30] SnoopDogg132332: leh meh fow

[Masterz1337]

RaduMachedon: can't bring canoes on a plane
Masterz1337: but you can bring snakes on a plane
RaduMachedon: yes
Masterz1337: whats this world comming to
Masterz1337: you shoudl purcahse stealth
Masterz1337: and make him a mule
RaduMachedon: yes
Masterz1337: have him drag the canoes up
RaduMachedon: excellent idea
Masterz1337: while you fy

[Ki11a_FTW]

Ki11a FTW says:
must bungie be so wrong >_<

link816 says:
what?

link816 says:
hover*

Ki11a FTW says:
the ass error

Ki11a FTW says:
i keep getting it

link816 says:
haha

Ki11a FTW says:

they should have made it a hot girl....


:-D